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THE MASSACHLSEITS COLLEGIAN. SATURDAY. JUNE 9, 1934 



Alumni Plan Many Reunions 
For Sixty-Fourth Commencement 



GLEANINGS 



AccordinK to all report)* thiH sixty- 
fourth commencement at the Mhhs. 
State College will Ik- nn outstanding 
one as far as the Alumni reunions are 
concerned. 'I'welve classes have indi- 
cated the intention of holding a 
reunion at the school this year. 

Among those classes which will be 
represented here are 1879, the 55-year 
class, which will be represented at the 
Commencement exercises by George 
P. Smith and H. Waldron; 1884, the 
50-year class, and the class of 1889, 
whose representative will be Dr. H. 
T. Shores. The class of 1894 expects 
a large attendance. It will hold its 
headquarters m Itoom 2, Memorial 
Hall. Hr. S. F. Howard is the secre- 
tary. The class of 1904 is holding a 
supper at the Bates Inn, North Am- 
herst, at 6.30 on Saturday evening. 
Secretary P. F. Staples is cooperating 
with S. R. Parker regarding plans. 
The class of 1909 is planning a big 
25th reunitm, with a buffet supper at 
Paige Laboratory on Saturday evening. 
The plans of the class of 1914 are in 
charge of Leone Smith. 

Secretary R. T. Howe of the 15-year 
class of 1919 announces that the class 
headquarters will l>e in Room 2, of 
the Physical Education building. 
Special students, registered at the 
college from 1917 through 1919 will 
hold an informal reunion arranged by 
J. Burt of Boston, Mass. A committee 
consisting of K. Carpenter, Mary 
Foley, and Al Leiand are making 
arrangements for a reunion with full 
attendance. It will include an in- 
formal get-together and a class dinner 
today. B. Robertso, Betty Lynch, 
C. J<ihn.son and J. Kay have charge 
of the plans for the class of 1929. 
There will be a class supper, in Draper 
Hall. Al Chadwick and Ding Dan- 
gelmayer are planning an informal 
reunion for the class of 1931. They 
too will have a supper in Draper Hall. 
The 1933 class is having a reunion in 
charge of Dick KarLson. of Worcester. 



FUN T OKATOKHAI. 
CONTEST 

At the Flint Oratorical 
Contest held last evening 
first prize was won by Ray- 
mond F. Burke '34. His 
subject was America and 
"Sweetness" and "Light." 
Second prize was won by 
Albert F. Burges, Jr. '35. 
His subject was Can America 
Civilize Herself.' 



From Stanford University comes the 
news tliat women students of that 
school will be permitted to visit men's 
dormitory rooms. President Wilbur, 
who had previously decreed that 
women would not be allowed in the 
men's dorms, decided to make a test 
case of an annual formal, announcing 
that the students would be placed on 
their honor. The only restriction was 
that the doors be left open. 



ACADEMICS BREAKFAST 



Upper Draper Dining Room 
Sunday at 9 



FRESHMEN SCORE IN 
MEM. DAY SCRAP 

Scoring a total of 90 points while 
allowing the sophs but 10, the fresh 
decisively showed their superiority in 
baseball, track, and the greased-pole 
rush in the second annual Memorial 
Day interclass battle. While the 
yearling baseball team was beating 
the '36 team on the varsity field in a 
free-hitting game to the tune of 10-8, 
the fro.sh track team defeated the '36 
runners by the score of 75-32. In the 
wrestling matches Dunker '36 got the 
decision over Holdsworth '37, and 
Gray '37 threw Bray '36. In the final 
event of the day, the greased-pole 
rush. Marble '37 got the cap after 
two minutes of bitter struggle. 

Dobby '37 was the outstanding 
track man winning the 100, the 220, 
the 440 yard dashes, while Lapham 
'37 won the discus, the shot put, and 
finished second in the javelin throw. 



Dr. David Segel of the Federal 
Bureau of Education exploded the 
myth about the 12-year-old average 
intelligence of Americans. The average 
really comes out to about 17, because 
there are 3,000,000 at the 12-year level 
and about 40,000,000 at 17 or above 
mentally. Of the latter group about 
10.000,000 are awfully smart fellows 
because their average is above 23. 



Chairman, Dr. Maxwell H. Gold- 
berg '28; A Word of Greeting, 
President Hugh P. Baker; Honor- 
ary Medal Awards, Dean William 
L. Machmer; To Former Director 
Sidney B. Haskell '04, To be Pre- 
sented by Dr. Kenyon L. Butter- 
field; To Miss Calista Roy '10, To 
Be Presented by I^wrence S. 
Dickinson '10; To the Honorable 
Harry D. Brown '14, To Be Pre- 
sented by Louis A. Webster '14. 



State Saxophonist 
To Tour Europe 



TED SHAWN ENGAGED 

FOR SOCIAL UNION 

At the last meeting of the Sue ial 
Union committee, extensive plans wtre 
made for next year's programs wh^h 
will be extended to have six or seven 
Social Union entertainments insteiid ,,f 
the usual four. 

Outstanding among the bookings 
for next year is a program featuring 
Ted Shawn and his men dancers on 
October 26. Other programs will in- 
elude a vocal quartette (either the 
Varsity Club or the Mansfield Sing- 
ers), a dramatic group such as the 
Jitney Players, Robert Frost, Hill 
Cunningham, sports reporter, an In- 
strumental group, and John Mul- 
hoUand, magician. 

1938 HAND BOOK WILL 
HAVE MANY CHANGES 



In England there is a college with a 
staff of forty professors, although the 
student enrollment is never over 
eighteen. 



Bl'IMMNCi PK<NiKAM 

NOW IN i>K<MiKKSS 

(Continued trom Page :) 

plans were discussed to locate the 
library on the Drill Field opposite the 
old stone chapel. 

F'ebruary 1, the time of the begin- 
ning of operations, was approaching 
and still the contracts had not been 
let. then came the startling announce- 
ment that funds for the construction 
of these buildings would not be avail- 
able until the 15th of February at the 
earliest- The student body said good- 
bye buildings; the Board of Trustees 
said we must have names for these 
buildings, and on January 18, at the 
seventieth annual meeting of the 
Board of Trustees of the Massachu- 
setts State College, the name of 
Thatcher Hall, in honor of the late 
Dr. Roscoe W. Thatcher, tenth presi- 
dent of the college, was given the 
dormitory, and the library was named 
in honor of the late Henry Hill Coodell, 
president of the college from 1886- 
1904. 

On March 30. one month later than 
had originally been anticipated, the 
contract for Thatcher Hall was let to 
the {?eorge H. Reed & Co., Inc., of 
(Jreenfield. and ground was officially 
broken by the late Dr. (;e«)rge H. Ellis, 
vice-chairman of the board of trustees. 
on May 6. Final authorization to call 
for bids on the (Joodell Library came 
in the last week of March, and the 
contract was subsequently let to the 
E. J. Pinney Co.. Inc. of Springfield. 
The Board of Trustees broke ground 



1936 Index Elections 

Editor. W Gordon Whaley '36; 
Literary editor, Leonta G. Horgen 
'36; Statistics editor, Donald P. 
Donnelly; Art editor. Dean N. Click 
•36; Photography, Charles B. Thayer, 
Clarence A. Packard; Advisor. Dr. 
Maxwell H. Goldberg. 



BISII ANI> CilLBKRT 

WIN AT IIORSF SHOW 

(Continued from Page 1) 
Cadet showing the greatest improve- 
ment in horsemanship during the 
school year, was made to Cadet Glenn 
F. Shaw of Palmer. The Colonel C. 
A. Romeyn trophy, which is awarded 
each year to the cadet of the junior 
class showing the most skill in horse- 
manship, was won by Cadet William 
R. Muller; Cadets Benjamin J. Wihry 
and Curtis M. Clark won second and 
third places respectively. Cadet Henry 
A. Walker of the senior class won this 
award last year. 

Student clas.ses in co-ed horseman- 
ship and saddle horse pairs were par- 
ticipated in by thirty men and women 
of the college. Miss Kathleen J. 
MacDonald of the senior class was 
presented the Thompson Trophy for 
skill in horsemanship. Miss Janet C. 
Sargent of the junior class and Miss 
Sylvia B. Winsor of the sophomore 
class won second and third places 
respectively. The Captain Herbert 
E. Watkins Trophies, given each year 
to the man and woman of the student 
body who win first place in the student 
horse pairs, were presented to Miss 
Eleanor S. Cande and Cadet Ambro.se 
T. McGuckian. both of the class of 
1934. 



DO YOU KNOW . . . 

That checkers and chess are the 
only games in the world played on 
the square? 

That Cleopatra and not Mae West 
originated the Y'muscumupsumtime 
"lead on"? 

That when you're hungry your 
.sense of smell is sharpest. 

That the majority of "All State" 

high school athletes migrating to 

college fail to live up to their "reps"? 

That you should be very proud of a 

shiny nose. It's a sign of youth. 

That garlic eaten raw is a cure for 
seven sicknesses. 

That the surest way to avoid 
wrinkles is to eat a handful of raisins 
and almonds every morning. 

That the most of us don't start 
saving money until we haven't any. 

That two tablespoons of cod liver 
oil taken down before going on a 
"bat" will enable you to consume 
two and a half times more liquor than 
your normal capacity. 



Final arrangements for spending the 
summer abroad have been made by 
William Kozlowski '34 who will sail 
as saxophonist with the Amherst 
Serenaders on a tour of Europe within 
a week after graduation. Kozlowski 
was a member of the band while at 
college and directed an orchestra of 
his own at many campus functions. 

The Serenaders will leave on the 
Transylvania on the 16th under the 
direction of Harold Raby. After 
touring Scotland on motorcycle, they 
will visit England, France, Germany, 
and Switzerland, returning to New 
York by mid-August. 



Previously edited by the freshman 
class under the leadership of the 
Christian Association, the Freshman 
Handbook has been arranged to be 
put out by the United Religiovu 
I Council with representatives of all the 
undergraduate classes. 

The 1938 editorial board is: Dorothy 
Nurmi '36, editor-in-chief; Austin 
Fisher '37, Esther Smith '37, Barbara 
Keck '37, Norman Butterfield '37, 
Francis Dolan '35. 

The business board corwists of: 
Howard Pease '35, business manager; 
Roger Smith '37, William Crocker '37, 
Nathan Herman '37, Walter Lewis '36. 



The University of California is con- 
structing a new cross-country course 
which is designed to afford a complete 
view of the race by both judges and 
spectators. 



The show was in charge of Captain 
H E. Watkins of the Military de- 
for the library on May 24. and the Partment. Student classes were judged 
second of the much-needed buildings hy Colonel C. A. Romeyn, and the 



was now a reality. 

The dormitory is to be a modern 
structure in every respect, and will 
care for one hundred and fifty men 
students. The library will be of fire- 
proof construction, have storage space 
for (me hundred and forty thousand 
volumes, and will have a minimum 
capacity of three hundred and fifty 



open cla.sses were placed by 
Harry W. Smith of Worcester. 



Mr. 



ALVAN SHF-RMAN RYAN 

ON PI RPOSE OF COLLEGE 

(Continued from Page I) 
In the college itself the recognition 
of standards should be made manifest 
in the curriculum and in the attitude 
of the college toward the ephemeral 
and transient interest of the hour. A 
.sound and conservative policy of 
discrimination based upon what is 
deepest and most universal in man's 
experience should determine the plan- 
ning of the curriculum. The college 
must especially guard against the 
sentimental desire to give incompe- 
tent students "a chance." Such a 
procedure, together with the levelling 
of standards through the offering of 
courses which are not primarily edu- 
cational, defeats the very aims of 
education. We must above all hold 
firm to standards of the excellent and 
the durable, and in a democracy check 
the drift toward pure democracy" 
through stressing quality rather than 
quantity. Then service will have an 
abiding value, being guided by the 
leadership of the few. the remnant; 
and leadership will be to a good end, 
being based upon the wisdom of the 
ages, the universal experience of 
mankind. — F. S. T. 



PATTERSON PI.AYKRS 

C'l.OSK l»:»4 SEASON 

(Continued from Page 1) 
nator for the directors and stage 



that in the vote for favorite actress 
Maude Adams led her nearest com- 
petitor by five votes to one. But 
Maggie Wylie will live on after Maude 
Adams has been forgotten. There may 
be those who will remember her in 
the artistry of Helen Hayes. There 
may be those who will remember her 
in the person of Shirley McCarthy. 

Many people object to Barrie. They 
say he is sentimental, oblivious to the 
ugliness and reality of life, illogically 
assured that "Gods in His heaven." 
Well, some of us go to men like Barrie 
to escape from the ugliness of life; 
and some of the objectors go to men 
like O'Neil to escape from its beauty. 
As a matter of fact What Every Woman 
Knows is not a very happy play. 
Maggie and John and Sybil are all 
living close to some rather unpleasant 
realities. But it Ls characteristic of 
Barrie that he dwells upon the in- 
herent manliness and womanliness of 
his fictional folk, and the reader comes 
away from his books feeling that it 
isn't so bad to be a human being 
after all. 

Of the cast Kramer alone is new. 
Miss Dolan and Miss Ford were im- 
portant figures in the musical play 
Let's Go Nutty. Law played the part 
of Orlando in As You Like It, and 
both McGuckian and Bobbins were 
in that play. The veterans are, of 
course, Warren Southworth and Miss 
McCarthy. At the beginning of their 
freshman year both were cast in small 
parts in The Americans Come, and they 
have played in varied roles in every 
Roister Doister production since. The 
local public have come to know and 
appreciate their quality: their speech 
excellence, their adaptibility, their 
stage presence, their intensity in inter- 
pretation. But the public cannot have 
known of their merits backstage: 
their fine spirit during the almost 
intolerable tediousness of rehearsal, 
their responsiveness to high standards 
in both plays and production, their 
invariable willingness to 8ul>ordinate 
their own interests to those of the 
group as a whole. The tone and 
temper of the society have been 
enormously improved because of their 
leadership. 
The cast of the play is as follows: 

Mr. .\lit k Wylif .Xmlnosc T. Mctiuckian :U 



WIl.iT KVKRY WOMAN KNOWS 

(Continued trom Page I) 
may remember, as I remember, a 
theatre pit crowded with undergradu- 
ates at the close of the play cheermg 



his -ion-": J.mies 
David 
lii.- (Liunliter. .MaKt?ic 
John Shand 
C'omtesse df la Brierr 
Lady Sybil Tenterden 
Mr. Charle.s Venable-* 
Butler 
Mai.l 



Max K. Kramer ;{t) 

Biirn< Robbing ':i4 

Shirley E. McCarthy ':U 

Edward \'. l,aw "Mi 

Marijucrite .M. Ford "M> 

Bernice J. Dolan '.!.') 

Warren Southworth ':}4 

Donald \V. Chase '.U 

Lorraine F. Noyijs 'M 



SENIORS VOTE DR. TORREY 
MOST VAIX ABLE PROFESSOR 

(Continued from Page 1 > 



readers. The contracts call for the managers. The productions were under 

completion of these buildings hefore ' the general supervision of Dr. Maxwell 

the opening of the second semester in H. Goldberg, director of the Patterson j ates ai me ^'"»': "' j^'^"^ -"^^ ^.^^-^^ ^„^ i^ favor of the policies of the 

193.5. and with the addition of these Players, who. after each presentation. | the actress aga ^^^^^ ^^ ^j^^^^ p^e.^^^ administration in Washington, 

structures to the campu.H, the first of a di«cus.sed the play analytically, answer- their songs to r^^^ ^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^ ^^^^ ^,,^^ ^^^^^^^ 

series of eight building projects will ing questions put to him by the mem- *"''";;;• "^^^^ ^ ^^^^^ ^lass book definite disapproval, 
have been completed. I bers of the audience. | by reference y 



Little Chani^e from Laxt Year 

Twenty-four of the class of 1934 
have made plans for the coming year, 
whereas only twenty-three of the class 
of 1933 found employment before 
leaving college. The present senior 
has much the same point of view a.< 
last year's senior. Two- thirds of both 
classes favored the award of the 
bachelor of arts degree; seventy-five 
per cent believe a Phi Kappa Phi key 
to be of greater value than a varsity 
letter; two-thirds read poetry for 
pleasure, and sixty-five per cent have 
a definite philosophy of life. The class 
of 1934 proved to be more changeable 
than its predecessor, as four-fifths of 
the students changed their religioas 
views after coming to college, while 
only fifty per cent of the class of 1933 
saw fit to change their religious views. 
The remaining questions were an- 
swered as follows: 

Do you expect to conduct an inde- 
pendent study of some subject purely 
for enjoyment? Yes 24. No 7. 

Has a scientific education made you 
less religious? Yes 8. No 25. 

Are you in favor of more sophomore 
electives? Yes 14. No 19. 

Do you consider honors courses 
worthwhile? Yes 21. No 7. 

Do you think the curriculum ^ 
strict enough? Yes 9. No 17. 

Do you favor the term or the semest- 
er .system? Term 6. Semester 28. 

Do you favor the abolition of inter- 
collegiate contests and the substitution 
of more tennis and golf? Yes 13. No 
25. 

What is your favorite topic of 
conversation? Women, People, Ath- 
letics. 

Do you think the college should 
become larger? Yes 26. No 9. 

What do you consider the principal 
fault of the college? Faculty. Narrow- 
ness. Lack of Prestige. 

Do you favor the continuance of 
the R.O.T.C? Yes 22. No 9. 

Are you in favor of more inter- 
fraternity and interclass athletics 
Yes 5. No 19. 

Are you in favor of the hoiDf 
system? Yes 34. No 2. 

From what phase of M.S.C have 
you gained the most? Scholarship 10 
Academic activities 5. Athletics 3 

What change in the college has 
been most outstanding since y""^ 
enrollment? Change of name. 

Would more freshman rule.s ^ 
desirable? Yes 24. No 11. 

Do you favor three morning chape^ 
or the weekly convocation? Chape'* 
Convocation 23. 

Do you believe in a higher 
Yes 21. No 5. 

Would you send a son to M-S- 
Yes 27. No 7. 

Would you send a daugbi^r 
M.S.C.? Yes 15. No 21. 

What were your average expen*^ 
for a year? $.500. 



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Vol. XI'V 



THE MASS.iClll SETTS COLLKiilAN. Till RSDAY. SKPTEMIIER '21. 1931 



NiiiiitM!>r 1 



ATHLETIC FIELD COMPLETED 
LIBRARY ONE-THIRD FINISHED 



Extension Includes 
Six Acres of Ground 

With the close of work this week, the 
six acre extension of Alumni Field to 
ihe .'Mjuth was ctjmpleted after a 
period of ten months work and an 
(xpease of $16, .500. With this addition 
ui the athletic grounds, it will he 
,,„s.sible to have three full gridirons 
l„r lootball and a regulation sized 
..Hctr field within the fence next fall 

|^^|l(•n the field can first be used. The 
.pring of 1936 will find two complete 
hasehall diamonds, a half-mile track, 
ind ;i place for throwing the hammer 
imi di.scus without any overlapping 
^uih as now occurs with the track and 

I diamond. 

I'irst begun December 11, 1933 un- 
it r ("WA funds as one of the college 
projects, the work la.sted until April 

I .it;. 1934 when the Federal authorities 
ordered it stopped. At this time the 

Itiild was far from complete and in no 
(ondition for use. Under CWA super- 

j vision about $10,000 had been spent 

lun the work which was hampered by 

llmd weather conditions. 

With the exception of a fence to 

lentlo.se the southern part of the 

I ml ire field when the ba.seball season 
Ibf^an, nothing else was done until 
Ithe college closed. F^arly in June 
I President Baker and Professtir Hicks | 
Lppealed to (lovemor Kly. As a re- 
|sult of their visit, an item of $5,000 
Continued on Pane 6 



ikappa ep, phi zeta 
(;ain best averages 



|Friil*-rii!ly ^leiiiherM T«>p 
Fruteriiity .\leii 



Kappa Fpsilon continues to lead 

jitie fraternities in scholarship with 

■U. a drop of .78 of a point from 

Itrst sj-mester. Lambda ('hi Alpha 

Ibas t;iiined second place. In general, 

liraternity averages show a decrease 

•'i about one point from those of first 

i'lst year. 

I'lii Zeta has overtaken Alpha 
l-imtxia Mu in the race for first place. 
' imlxia Delta Mu is a close second 
I'ntlic sorority averages. 

Sorority averages are higher than 
Inun-sorority averages. S<»rorities rate 
piliher than the fraternities who in 
I'um place higher than non-fraternity 
I men. 

llie college average remains about 
I 'lie same as it was first semester. In 
Y^ class competition again the order 
|i>dirc( t with the .seniors on top. 

Ihf entire comparison is as follows: 

|W|R<)R| lY ANI) FRATKRNITY AVKRAGKS 
Second Seme»ter, l*>.».<-.W 

77 OS 
■ : II. Ii., Mu 76 KM 

i i ',ImI;i Mil 7»i OJ 

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Work On Tunnel 
At Half-way Mark 

(Concrete realization of the dreams 
of Mas.sachusetts State College alumni 
for t)ver fifty years, (loodell Library 
and Thatcher Hall now stand partly 
completed with their steel and brick 
work practically finished. However, 
the relaying of the steam mains and 
the converting of the Horticultural 
Karn into an addition to the infirmary 
which were undertaken in conjunction 
with the construction of Coodell 
Library and Thatcher Hall are not as 
far advanced as the main buildings. 

With the entire structure one-third 
completed, the construction work on 
Cioodell Library advances rapidly aa 
the brick -work is completed to the 
third floor line. The steel-work for 
the central part of the roof is in place 
and the concrete work of the floors 
has been poured. Work has pro- 
gressed to such an extent that every 
thing is in readiness for the installa- 
tion of the five story book stack which 
is now under construction. The main 
construction has been slowed by the 
care needcnl to correctly install the 
numerous lighting and ventilating 
facilities which will be features of the 
building. The stone for the elaborate 
front of the library is expected to be 
installed soon. 

Work on Thatcher Hall is further 
advanced because its construction was 
begun early last spring. The gipsum 
blocks which form the base of the 
fire- proof slate roof are in place, the 
brick-work is finished and the concrete 
floors have l)een poured. I'he stairs 
are as yet unpoured, while the inside 
construction has not been started. 

The main steam tunnel is approxi- 
mately 50 per cent finished while the 
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Judging teams representing the Mas- 
.sachusetts State College in the Inter- 
collegiate Judging contests held in 
conjunction with the Fiastern States 
F^xposition at Springfield won two first 
places, and members of the teams won 
several places as individuals. 

The Dairy Cattle judging team, 
coached by Mr. Richard C. Foley of 
the department of animal husbandry, 
and composed of L. R. Glazier, R. N. 
Proctor, and R. W. Dimock, all of the 
class of '36, placed fifth of the nine 
teams competing. 

Myron C. Davis '35, Ralph H. 
Granger '35, and Paul O. Wood '35, 
members of the Dairy Products team 
coached by Professor Merrill J. Mack, 
won permanent possession of a trophy 
given to the college winning first place 
in the Milk Judging contest three times. 
Davis was the high individual in this 
contest, and Granger placed second. 
This team will represent the college in 
the National Intercollegiate Dairy 
Products judging contest which will 
be held in Cleveland, Ohio in October. 

For the first time in the history of 
the college, the Fat Stock Judging 
team placed first in the intercollegiate 
judging contest at Springfield. The 
team, coached by Dr. Ralph W. 
Phillips of the department of animal 
husbandry, and consisting of E. B. 
Fisher, R. W. (iranger, and F. N. 
Andrews, all of the class of 1935, 
placed first in the contest, and indi- 
vidual places of 1st, 2nd, and 10th, 
! were won by Andrews, Granger, and 
, Fisher respectively. The Fat Stock 
team will compete in the National 
j Intercollegiate Livestock Judging Con- 
I test which will be held in Chicago in 
November. 



On SepteiitWr 2Sth nn ailott- 
ineiK of »:t4..'>U0 tu $:iN.2<NI fur 
iinpruveinenlM ut M.S.C^. wiim 
aitiiounced by the Pultlic Workw 
AdininiNtratiun at WiiMhiiii^ton. 




(iuvernor and MrN. Ely 

Governor Joseph B. Ely, of Mas- 
sachusetts, (a graduate of Wil- 
liams), and his wife are expected 
to attend the State-Williams 
game here this Saturday. 



Seniors Head Classes 

On Dean's Honor List 



Fifty-eiitht Pereent of ChiKN of 
ltt34 <iiiin Honor (iriidex 

With 93 of its members on the honor 
roll, seven of whom were in Group I, 
the class of 1934 placed the outstand- 
ing percentage of .58 per cent of its 
memljers on the Dean's list for the 
second semester of the school year 
1933-34. The total number of stud- 
ents in the scholarship groups was 
234, a drop «»f but three from the 
previous semester when 25 percent of 
the college was distinguished scho- 
lastically. 

f;R(H;p I 

HA4 - R K ( oil-. Miss K. .\. ((Kik. 
IJcnrnark, llofTman, KCozlowski. Mis« Mi- 
( arthy, Miss M.I. Taylor 

\tM .MilHitt, NVwtoii, SiKtt, N'MTlinu. 
f;ROUP 2 

l*.M — Ainnwortli. .Alton, Bati-n. Bcrnstt-in. 
Bito-low. Caircl, K (. (lark. Mi<s (lark. K. 
M. ( ulc. Cuonibs. l><-\«-r, Kssi-len, Frit'iliiiun. 
('. K. h'renrh. Krixaril. .Mis.s IIIIIImtk. Km inski, 
l.istfr. Ma«Maikin. A. C. Merrill. J. W. 
Merrill, Nislx-t. O'Niil, Potter, I'yenHon, Miss 
Rowland, Royal. Ryan. Miss Skipton, Miss 
Sinitli, Slurlevant, Miss Tonilinw)n. Miss 
Wliet-ler, WimhI. 

1*35 --- .Vndrews. Btiker. Hoynton. F. I.. 
Corcoran, t ross, Nliss Currier, Uiihin, Miss 
Dwixlit. Kislier. (lavaRan. l.ihbey. Little, 
MacO'iestion, Moiilton. Miss Murjihy. Norris, 
I'arkcr. Mis.H Sleep, Miss Smith, Ste|»al, 
Winokiir. 

I»3* — Brue. kn<r. Miss Billiard, A. H. 
Fisher, L.avin, MrComliie, S. Newman, 
I'ratt. SjoKreti. 

1937 — M. I. ("ohen. Miss I)omas, Miss 
(iaie. Miss Ketk, .Milne, Mis.H Monroe, Mosk, 
I'ratt. Ro.s«-ntmrK. Stepner, Swans»»n, .\. S. 
Thomas). 

<;roi;p 3 

1934 — Batstone. Bowler. Bresnick, Burke, 
Bush, Mi»» CamplxOl. ( hapin. U. \V. Chase, 
Coleman. Miss F. I.. Cook, T. Cooke. Miss 
Costa. Cowinu. R K. Cutler. Dame, liennis. 
.Miss IX)ran. I)iiri4l. I'.dney. Miss Kllis. Farrar. 
Miss Fisher, Mi.ss French, Miss (ierrard, 
(ireen. (iriswold. Miss llaKer. Miss llealey. 
Herl>ert. Hill. Miss Jensen, KihIje, Landsman, 
Mis» Macl>)nald. Mc (jiiikian. I'app. Miss 
I'easlee, Pozzi. Miss Russell, Sherman, Sihson. 
I). M. Smith. Snow, Steffek. Stephansen. 
Stoekbridde. Taft. Taltxit. Thomas. Walker, 
Watson. N. \. \Vh<-«-lir. 

19.35 Arenlx»r){. .\rnold. Miss I>. Bartlelt. 
J. M. Blarkliurn. Mists Brennan, BiirKess. 
( ahcKjn. V. II (lark. DiMarzio. Miss l>olan. 
KldricUe. Kpstein. Feintjerg, .Mi»» Foley, (iold. 
(iranuer. Missfiunn. Miss Harris, Hermanson. 
.Miss Hovey, Hubliard. Hunter. Jillson, Miss 
KinKston. U'vine. Miss Lindipiist, Miss 
U>rinK. Lubiii. O'Brien. I'atl. II. K. I'ease. 
Miss I'erry. Robinson. Sharff. Shaw, Stewart. 
Stone. Miss Tliatc her. Miss Tinti, ValentiiM*. 
Wclcker. 

1936— Miss Bilsky, Bixby. Miw Bradley. 
Mi«9 ("awley. Miss Cli.ise. Clapp, J. R. Clarke. 
Miss Czajkowski. I>Felice. Oinnelly, Miss 
Drisciill. Forer. (Hick, Olickstein, (^Kldard. 
Ilaffer. .Miss llauer. Miss Horrinan, Howes, 
Miss Ilowland. .Miss \a-A\k, Miss I/esiniier, 
Miss Low, .Miss Lubach, Miss .Macintosh, 
Peterson. Miss Saulnier, Miss F. Smith, 
Whaley. 

1937 - J F ApiK'l. Herman, Berry, Chand- 
ler. Miss B R. (lark. ( osmos, Kntin. Kshtiach. 
Fisher. Foeriler. (rrant. Kiishlan. I.erner, 
Lilly. Lipriian. Ludwin, PlantinK. Spiller, 
Swan, Talinski, Theriault. F. J. Thomas. 
MiM Todt, Widlanaky, Willianu, Wiuiietiki. 



FOURTEEN CHANGES ANNOUNCED 
IN COLLEGE FACULTY STAFF 



Two Hundred Seniors 
In Record Enrollment 

Although exact figun's hy clasH«'s 
are not yet available, (he total en- 
rollment of the undergraduate body 
has reached one thousand and ten, 
an increase of sixty-five over last year, 
and the firsi time the four-year stud- 
ents have numlN>red «>v»'r one thou-sand. 
In Ihe past five years the fiirollnicnt 
has practically doubled in spite of the 
restriction placed by trustee resolu- 
tion on freshmen admittimce. 

Approximately 200 seniors have 
registered, making the class of 193.'') 
the largest in history to Ik- graduated. 
The freshman class includes 1?\ women 
and 225 men. 

Class of 19.3.'") 200 

Class of 193() 2.3.') 

Class of 19.37 275 

Class of 19.38 . . 300 

Thirty-one Students 
In Collegian Try-outs 

Thirty-one students entered the 
competitii>n to fill vacancies on the 
editorial staff of the Massachust^tts 
Collegian at the first meeting held 
Tuesday night in the Collegian office. 
The group consistt>d of six juniors, 
two sophomores, and twenty-three 
freshmen. 

During the ten weeks of the compe- 
tition, ten articles, covering every de- 
partment of the paj)er, will Iw sub- 
mitted to David Arenb«'rg, managing 
editor, to demonstrate the various 
abilities of the candidates. 

The candidates fr<im the junior 
class are Barbara Bradley, Barbara 
Davis, H. Marie Dow, Dorothy Gar- 
bose, Margaret Hutchinson, and A. 
Johnson. Thos«! from the sophomore 
class are Morris I^erner and Philip 
.Shiff. The freshmen class had the 
following representatives: Joseph Dunn 
Charles Kdson, Nicholas Kliopoulas, 
Walter Kpstein, Stanley Flower, Saul 
(Jruner, Henjamin Hirsch, Richard 
Irving, Julian Katzeff, William Kay- 
nor, Maxwell Klayman, Hilda Krey- 
ssig, Sidney Kurvitsky, Kdward Mish, 
Robert Morrison, Alfred Page, Horace 
Randlett, Rodger Smith, .Stephen Sil- 
verman, Alfred Swiren, Maurice Ton- 
kin and K. Shilgren. 



Rand and Mijihell 
New Dept. Heads 

Nine new instructors have been ap- 
pointed to the faculty to fill vacancies 
and to provide for the increased en- 
rollment during the coming year. 
These include Dr. Walter .S. Ritchie, 
professor of chemistry and head of the 
department; Kthel W. Mlatchford. in- 
structor in physical education; Willis 
1). Kllis, assistant instructor in educa- 
tion; Gay T. Klein, extension special- 
ist in poultry husbandry; Miss Majel 
M. MacMasters, laboratory assistant 
in chemistry; H. Ruth Mclntire. 
assistant extension s|>ecialis( in home 
economics; Mrs. Kdward H. Putnam, 
house mother at Abigail Adams Hall; 
Nathan Rakieten, instructor in physi- 
ology; Frank H. Stratton, instructor 
in music. 

Professor Rand has l>een appointed 
head of the department of languages 
and literature. Dr. Goldberg has been 
promoted to assistant professor of 
Knglish, and Waltt?r S. Kis«'nmenger, 
head of the department of agronomy. 

Dr. Walter S. Ritchie, newly ap- 
pointed professor of chemistry and 
successor, as head of the department, 
to Dr. ('haml)erlain, who resigned to 
take up the duties of G(Mfssman 
professor of chemistry, comes from 
the University of Missouri where he 
was assistant professor of agricultural 
chemistry in the ('ollege of Agriculture 
and Director of the Analytical Labo- 
ratory. Since 1923 he has supervised 
fertilizer control work in addition to 
teaching and resi'artrh work in agri- 
cultural chemistry es|M!cially in the 
field of animal nutrition. A graduate 
of Ohio State ('ollege. Dr. Ritchie re- 
ceived the degret? of Doctor of Phil- 
osophy in 1922 from the University of 
Missouri. He is a national officer of 
Alpha Chi Sigma^ a memlM*r of Sigma 
Xi, Gamma .Sigma Delta, Gamma 
Alpha, and Delta Tau Delta. 

Kthel W. Mlatchford was graduated 
from Massachusetts State ('ollege in 
1934. She also holds a degree from 
Posse-NisHen School of Physiiral Kdu- 
cation. During her colU?ge cours*- she 
assisted in physical education. 

Willis I). Kllis, afU'r his graduation 
from the University of California, re- 
ceived the degrtres of Master of Arts 
Continued on Page 5 



CLEVER WOOD CUTS BY CURE LEIGHTON 
EXHIBITED IN MEMORIAL BUILDING 

j woodcuts almost exclusively until re- 
cent years. With the modern im- 
provements which have increas<'d the 
use of the camera, however, the usi- of 
woodcuts has diminished. 

It is necessary to make a dcfmite 
distinction l)etween woodcuts and oil 
paintings or other pictures. Whereas 
oil paintings usually rtHjuire a dark 
background and large impressive sur- 
roundings, thest* exquisite woodcuts 
are most effective in small nioms with 
quiet surroundings and light back- 
grounds. Thes«! small pictures, when 
framed in narrow bla<:k frames and 
bung in small rooms with light sur- 
roundings, such as dens, have very 
high decorative value. 

Mi.ss Leighton's exhibit ctmsists of 
a set (if twelve prints "Farmer's 
Year" including such typical scenes 
as "Ploughing," "Apple Picking," 
"Lambing," a set of six prints, "Lum- 
ber Camp," including the scenes of 
"Cutting," "Loading," "Resting," etc. 
In addition there are several interpre- 
tations such as "Calf Auction," 
"Frightened Shepherd Boy," "The 
Jungle" and "Skyscrapers," 



ProfeNNor Wiiiii^li DiMeiiNseN Type 
of KkIiiIhI 

An exhibition of woodcuts by Clare 
I^eighton is now on display in the 
Memorial Building thnjugh tin? efforts 
of Profe.Hsor Frank A. Waugh. This 
exhibition will continu(^ until Oct. I.') 
Clare I.«ighton is a young British 
artist, winner of many international 
competitions, whose work is exhibited 
in most of the important galleries of 
the world. She has also written a book 
entitled "Wo<k1 Kngraving and Wood 
Cuts," in which, according to the 
American Magazine of Art the reader 
finds more than competent instruction, 
he alsij profits enormously in a broader 
sense through contact with an artist 
of real stature. 

Woodcutting is the process which 
was used universally about fifty years 
ago in all newspapers, magazines and 
books. During the ('ivil War Harper's 
Weekly was famous for its wocMlcuts 
of the scenes of the war. Punch, the 
famous English magazine, has used 



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Summer school is over but it cer- 
tainly left its mark upon many of us. 
One instructor, anxious to take ad- 
vantage of the bonus given for teach- 
ing a summer course made sure of 
having a sufficient number of students 
by enrolling his wife, his sister, and 
his mother-in-law in the course. An- 
other found that all of the under- 
graduate students interested in his 
course were taking it in the summer 
rather than in the college year. Fear- 
ing that his yearly salary would be 
discontinued if he had no students, he 
flunked a couple of summer-schoolers 
and thus made sure of his job. 



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And that grandeur that was Rome. . . 

One brilliant scholar committed 
himself thus in an examination: "The 
Romans brought the Christian Church 
to England in 55 B.C." 



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We liin truly say. and take upon ourselves to witness, ihat in our .soj«>urn 
will, you as editors of the Massaihusetts Colleniun, we will love no darkness, 
sophi-sticate n.) truth, nurse no delusion, and allow n.> fear. 

SI.VM»AKI>I/ATH>N OF C OIJ-HiK STl DKMS 

KdiK-alioii for I.eiNiire «ir Serviee t?) 

At I In- bottom of the present educational debate, as we will attempt to 
show IS the opposition between a religious-humanistic ai.d a utilitarian- 

.' .,i..l Mhilosoohv We believe it is no small matter whether our higher r ,. . e i...:.,„ 

.sentirnenlal pniiosopn.v. »"- i • j . •. » - trumns in this busmess of salutmg 

.. M..«.*juhum'tts State Col ege is to have enshnned at its center '^'^""'H" '" """ , r ,u 

educational Mas.sat nust ii» nmuc * . . , ,. .i If the frosh are to show respect for the 

i. 1 r i^w.ir.. in Aristotle's sense, or the idea of .service in the sense given " ^"^ '"'»" "7 . , *^ , 

the idea ol leisure in Arisiunt- . ™ • .... * a * .1 senators, the honorab e senators must 

I, ■ former President Kliot of Harvard and the humanitarians. Aristotle «enHior«. n.e 
.suited •I'ducalion de.serves to lie accounted liberal only in .so far as it cul- 
minates in the idea of leisure." This idea requires that all partial aims and 
suecial" discipline should lie .subordinated to the .specifically human form ..f 
effort that is put forth in mediation and finally in the ontemplative life or 
lif^ «.f vision. President Kliot recommended an outer effort the effort of 
utilitarian type, with service as the goal. 

rreM-iit Doiuiiiiitioii of llilitariiiii TlioiiiVht 
Pr.umalism a method of tb.iught in which stre.ss is laid upon practical 
...n.seuuenies as standards for interpreting philosophic conceptions, and as 
testa for determining their values. the philosophy with which American 
..olleues have ...me to be a.sst.ciated in the eyes of the world is from either 
a reliuit.us or humanistic point of view, raw and uncivilized. The utilitarian 
form of effort with s4-rvice as th.- gi.al has been especially needful in our con- 
, uest of North America; however, having developed in fullest measure the 
vU-Tues of the pioneer, we are now in danger of liecoming the victims «.f them. 
'I'he idea of leisure is in itself so important that if American educators did 
.leveU... it adequately we might l>e in a position to a.s.sume the cultural leader- 
1 u of the world It is depressing that we are showing so little grasp of the 
situation that our higher education in particular, so far from aiming to pro- 
duce the 'man of leisure, is being more and more ct.mpletely dominated by the 
"ideals ■ of the utilitarian. 

IhiliioiiM Value of Kleelive System 
The elective .system, which President Kliot sponsored, tends to identify 
the ideal needs of' the individual student with the mere unfolding of his tem- 
oerament and idiosyncrasy. Kvery college youth, the supporters of the elec- 
tive system assume, has some innate gift a gift which is treated with almost 
religious seriousness, and is therefore to suffer no contradiction. 1 he effort 
ilu.t he t.uts forth along the lines of temperamental bias or prejudice will 
make for his own happiness and finally be pressed into the .service of humanity. 
What proof is there after all. that .s<. purely temperamenta' a person as Presi- 
.ilnt Fliofs theory lends to produce will l)e altrui.stic? None, we believe. 
Ar?stotle evidently had in mind a different type of effort based on a different 
.o'Lption of happiness when he declared. "We ought also to take into con- 
s der tit.n our own natural bias, which varies in each man s case, and will be 
.'scerlained from the pleasure and pain arising in us. 1- urthermore we should 
.rce ourselves off in the contrary direction because we shall find ourselves 
far from the wrong side, exactly as men do in straightening out a crooked 

"^" Mav we present a few of the highly chimerical elemer's of the elective 
svstem which is in use in most colleges today and endeav.>r to prove that the 
dLrediting of control in f^ivor of a sheer -^--jv— -■ '" «^-- ' ^^^^^^ 



Cheer up frosh. You're in the army now. 
One militarist says: "(lirls of both 
sexes are hilariously parading our 
college campuses in emotional and 
muscular outbursts to end all wars. 
Those girls (1 refer to pacifists of both 
sexes) are never going to rest until they 
strip the military uniform from every 
theater doorman and hotel taxi starter 
in the country." 

Some members of the Senate are 
wondering if they really hold the 



wear those rain hats every day. The 
question is to wear the hat for 
frosh respect or to burn it quick for 
.self respect. 

That hectic first week. . . 

Some members of the administra- 
tion place their faith in the sign 
language when freshmen are concerned, 
at least until those mental examina- 
tions are corrected. One faculty mem- 
ber was led to remark: "When you 
come for your appointment, bring 
your registration card. That's that 
salmt.n colored thing you carry around 
with you. 



A hit premature, but worthy of con- 
sideration, worthy of consideration 



To the Editor of the Collegian: 

Extra! Extra! P'ourteen students 
register for the band! How much 
longer is the student body going to 
tolerate this deplorable .situation which 
gets worse and worse each year and 
which has come to be a campus joke.' 
Out of approximately seven hundred 
men students here at college there are 
surely more than fourteen who can be 
classified as musicians, for musicians 
are what we need. Because there were 
no try-outs in previous years, the 
band has l)een filled with dead wood, 
and a few hard-working students have 
almost blown their heads off to com- 
pensate for the lack of volume and 
musical ability among some of the 
members. What has been the result? 
Some noise, some rhythm and no 
music. 

Every college needs a good band. 
The band has an important musical 
function to perform which too often 
has not been realized. The band 
.should play at football, basketball 
and baseball games, pep meetings, 
convocations and graduation exer- 
cises, spring open air concerts, special 
concerts with paid admission, dedi- 
cation exercises, receptions, spring 
tours of the band and radit. broad- 
casting by the band, besides the regu- 
lar rehearsals which ought to come 
at least twice a week. 

Dr. Buckton of Columbia Univer- 
sity states in his thesis College and 
University Hands that bandmasters 
when questioned concerning the matter 
of college credit for band work felt 
that college credit should be allowed 
for band work as a free elective on all 
courses of the college and university, 
and that the amount of credit to be 
given for band work should he ba.sed 
on time spent at rehearsal, since it is 
primarily educational. "Two hours 
per week spent at rehearsal eighteen 
weeks should receive one semester 
hour of credit. This would mean that 
from four to eight hours of credit 
could l)e earned in hand wcirk depend- 
ing on whether or not it may be sub- 
stituted for military drill." 

The college band needs instruments 



Colleue Spirit*. I're-Wjir Kran.l 

Tilt' rally and liDiiliii- held Km < ly 
uglit It) im.inote coiii'tie spirit for id,. 
lall ganus reminded one painfully .| ;, 
.jroup of nuMi trying to pump wj.i.r. 
-peaker afu-r .speaker took his urn 
upon the platform; .some wielded the 
handle manfully for many minutes; 
others gave it a perfunctory rattle mil 
Ihen retired. A gurgle of amuseii„iii 
rewarded a few of the endeavors; re 
spectful applause went to all, bui iiui 
a trickle of the genuine, holy, holy 
liquid splashed out of the as.seml)leil 
Orientals. The truth of the matter is 
that the pump is not a pump at ill 
and, much as 1 shrink from di8iipp»)im 
ing thirsty "grads," the well is nearly 
dry of the pure old college spirit. 



Die American and remain Ameri- 1 jj^j uniforms, and ought to make a 
can" is the slogan of a company formed fj.^ trips and broadcast once a year 



to supply gravestones esthetically de- 
signed for the discriminating public. 
The object of the campaign is to bring 
the craftsman and the customer in 
closer touch, and thus eliminate the 
importation of the cheaper, ready- 
made article. A shapely stone and a 
strong coffin are certainly a comfort 
on a stormy night. 

If in doubt as to whether a man is a 
freshman or an upperclassman, look 
at his clothes. The freshman is just 
beginning to wear the new suit he 
bought for his high school graduation, 
and the upper classman is still wearing 
the .same suit he left high .school in. 



The complete tribute to freshman 
beauty was being paid by an aged-in- 
the-wood and otherwise acclimated 
discrediting of control in favor of a sheer expansivene.ss .s, ... b---. -"-"- , ^.,„,,„,an: "Honest, these were 

'rpclilaaf economy, the humanitarian substitute, ^a program that has ^-^ hlj^^^;.; " ^^y, when they came into 
ummed up in the formula: "Pigs for more pigs for more pigs ha.s been - P P J ^^,,^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^ 

accepted in place of the principle of control. The utter failure of he plan ,s ^^^^ V ,• 
hornblv evident in the chaotic condition of the world today. In the educa- -seat, 
tional fields, in so far as the substitution of sheer expansiveness for the pnn- 
l^^e of control, leads to a primary emphasis on innate gifts and the.r supposed 
r «ht to expand freely; it is Utopian. Anyone whose business it has been to 
Xse college undergraduates will testify that, as a rule they are not conscious 
f Zvimr any such gifts. They are determined most frequently in the choice 
;;[• thrfirby chance or necessity, and then become interested in this work 
in the very process of performing it. 

letharav Caused by Loose Kleetive System 

President Eliot base's the further a.ssumption that effort d<K.s ""t need to 

u V .l«.^d as in the older education, by competition. His assertation that 

'T.:;"t^d.l «rl more likely .o ,et r<,u,«. from their ...har.y under .„ 

lazy siu required," is not confirmed by realistic imagin- 

elective system than un^^^^^^^ i« -ore interested in football than in things of 

ation. If ^'^^J'^^ ; ^, be that football, unlike the college as it has become 
the mind, one reason may ue i _,^^_,^_ ___, ._ . . . „. ,„ ,..^^ru.titiv^ 



Some of the instruments loaned to the 
band are in poor condition, even re- 
pairs will not leave some of them 
worth playing. Outfitting the band in 
the most inexpensive but good-Umking 
uniforms would cost $500 to .say noth- 
ing of the expense involved in their 
maintenance. Where is the m<mey 
coming from? The band is not sup- 
ported financially by the student 
body. Twenty-five cents added to the 
.student activities taxes would not 
impoverish a single student, and 
would add $250 to the band treasury 
annually. The hand could earn 
enough money by giving concerts to 
defray other expenses. 

The administration has .seen the 
need of a supervisor of the college 
musical organizations and has added 
to its college staff an instructor of 
music who is only too willing and 
anxious to get a real college band 
organized. Now is the time for the 
.student body to take advantage of 
such an opportunity, and do something 
alK)ut it. Let's get a band organized\ 
Samuel P. Snow 



Hut wait! Ri.se not wrathfully i„ 
extinguish the Blowtorch with file.s ol 
outraged letters. Were not thes.- 
honorable men, in the main, trying to 
exhume a corpse, old and .sliglitly 
odorous, the target of jests by un 
numbered college humourous magii- 
zines? And was not the death ol 
"College .spirit" caused fully as mmli 
by an internal force the dominant 
tone of the student body as by 1 Imt 
of external lampoons? No longer do 
America's sturdy sons get bloody riost-s 
on the gridiron for just lovable Alnia 
Mater. No, the pervading gallantry 
of the Collegian has made the dear old 
lady into a flapper. This general 
temper of the undergraduate is olu 
.sive and vaguely annoying. Tlif 
difficulty is caused by the underlyini; 
paradox of his earnestness and Ids 
flippancy his bulging notebook .ind 
his "flivver." 

Yet how can one harmonize this 
irritating mixture in the .student with 
the satisfying blend of seriousness and 
humour making up the notable per 
sonalities in books and in life. The 
answer is that our undergraduates are 
mortifying, nay, positively infamous 
in their pa.ssion for securing a "posi- 
tion" in the home-town bank after 
graduation, and ingeniously flippant 
about the position in which the inner 
man (I do not mean the stomach 
will be ten years after graduation 
Blame it on the twentieth century, ur 
the depression, but he is itching will: 
eagerness for the things of secondary 
importance (though I grant you. 
I Caliban, they are necessary I, and 
humorously indifferent to the growth 
of that part of him which distinguishes 
man from the dray-horse. "What has 
this elaborate diatrilie to do with 
'college spirit'?" you say. Just lhi.s 
the collegiate tone here is destroyint; 
that force which makes for a true 
spirit of the college! 



Youth must not he afraid to face 
the fact that it has to change politics, 
it has to change business ethics, it 
has to change the theories of econom- 
ics and, above everything else, it has 
to change its own weaknesses. Mrs. 
Franklin D. Roosevelt. 



Science itself is now discarding the 
Newtonian concepts. Economics is 
l)ecoming humanized. But education 
continues to di'vote its energies to 
gathering facts and is scornful of 
"mere opinion." Dr. James F. Hosic. 



is in danger of degenerating into a wild rush one knows not whither. The 

• rt ne reason may be that looioaii. unime i..e uul^bt «c .. ...... — movement toward a revision of the curriculum, last year, we iK-lieve. arose 

the^mind, " . ^^ guidance, has a definite goal and is frankly competitive (.j.^,jj^ ^^e complaint that "things are in the .saddle, " that we are Iwing mech- 

under the u .^ ^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ opinion that a loosely-governed elective | gnj^ed both outwardly in our acts and inwardly in our minds that we are, 

with reference ^ _^ ^.^n^gps is highly dangerous and leads to an increased j j^ j,j,„rt, in the way to become "robots." A multitude of specialities, all viewed 
system of *^'""'"***'^^ ^^^^ ^f ^be student. Most students at this college wish ^^^^ j^u^b on the same level, has taken the place not only of the sehM-tion of 

state of lethargy o^^ ^^^ ^^^ traditional B.S. while dodging the discipline that ^^^^^ies in the old curriculum but of the selective principle itself Education 
IhisTgrerhartraditionally represented. has become increasingly miscellaneous and encyclopaedic 



Li^vw...*; ...^..,«., - - '*" t«'nding 

toward a standardized mediocrity. Thus, in conclusion, we U'liev.' Massa- 



• '^'u ^*" * m-rtesist'Iuccel^fully the stupid drift to- , chusetts State College must substitute selection for emyclopaedi. in.lusive- 
We are just Y"'""' m^Z^ZZJZ^^^^^^^ that the utilitarian ness if it is to have a definite goal and concomitantly to witne..s a wholesome 

Tdtl'oreffo^t irorsidi^ J^^^^ l l result of this one-sidedness. modern life j revival of the spirit of emulation. 



Happily, however, the student IkmIv 
declines to become feverish with that 
"school spirit" which would lust lor 
the overthrow of eleven virtutius. 
likeable young men of good anle.e 
dents from Williamstown not say 
ing that it would not be plea.sani Ui 
defeat them. 

C^ertainly true spirit in a college is 
not pumped in by rallies; that meth<»d 
is a working backwards much likf 
trying to become a scholar by strivini! 
with might and main for a Phi KapF' 
Phi key (for the l)enefit of the fresh 
men, the scholarship honor society 
(lenuine spirit is best described by 
the French l' esprit de corps. 1 1 is, m 
the sense which John Erskine u.sed m 
his address here last year, the style of 
a body of men. In 1611 a group of 
tran.slators with a single high purpo* 
produced the King James Version of 
the Bible; and today their spirjl 
lives in the magnificent literary sty'*' 
of that book. The secret ol their 
achievement lies in the unity <'l l^eir 
purpose. That a similar result on a 
lower plane, follows from a similar 
course was shown on our campu'* '^''' 
year in the Honor Council. Tb. sp'"' 
of unity, power, and sincere enthusi- 
asm which enveloped this group K^e* 
directly out of their one determinant'" 
to i)reserve in the mind of the vt)\W- 
the ideal of the gentleman. <""''«'' 
si>irit is not an end in itself, but •^ith*'' 
a valuable indicator of healll '" ' 
institution. President Baker h^* ""^^ 
gested its only basis. We are now oi^<' 
thousand individuals. Until tlie 
dergraduates are in a "combii.--tJ a 
directed" effort t«»ward a hij-'l' t?" 



rallies antl b<.nfir«;H. though v-"'!'"^ 
tended, are but the jaded vivacity " 
an invalid. 



CAPTAIN STEPAT AND MURRAY 
HEAD CROSS COUNTRY RUNNERS 



lliirrier Captain Whm l^iidefeated 
l.aiMt Year iu l>ual Meets 



With his squad of 25 cross-country 
ctintiidates rounding into shape after 
two weeks of intense preparation, 
t'o.ivh Derby plans to get a line on his 
sev.ral prospects tomorrow by hold- 
ing time trials in order to determine, 
tt-nlatively, the starters for the open- 
iiijj meet with Tufts here on (October 
(ill. Couch Derby's plans are cen- 
tcri'd around five lettermen among 
v\|n)in are Captain Walt Stepat, who 
lii-ars the distinction of having l>een 
uiiilifcated in all five dual meets last 
season. Bob Murray, holder of the 
lolKge 2-mile record. Cordon Bishop, 
(';iil Dunker, and Hay Proctor, while 
there are at least equally as many who 
show promise of ability to bolster up 
tlif squad. 

Ki>ger Allen saw plenty service last 
vear and in all probability will again 
tins .season. Another likely-looking 
jjrospect is Bill Oillette who seeks a 
krih on the varsity harrier squad for 
the first time, (iillette derived plenty 
experience from the frosh cross-country 
outfit and also from the distance events 
(III the track team in 1932. Others 
exhibiting promise in their practice 
sessions are Freedman, Bryant, Bolton, 
:ind Dihlmann. 

An unexpected jolt was given the 
squad due to the failure of Tabor 
I'olhemus to return to school. Pol- 
liemus, a star on the frosh team last 
year, was the most promising harrier 
prospect seen at State in years. 

The yearling squad is also well into 
it.H practice for the forthcoming sched- 
ule. Coach Derby is being aided by 
Walt Stepat in directing the squad 
ni^H^^lMMnty-five. 

innounced a little 
in^^^^^^^^^^M[ack men with the 
id^^^Himl^^^^B the winter and 

of 

tii^^^Bosp^^^^Kar^^^^^^^kfal 

tr| 

I i^^^^^^^^^ninera^^Hia^^^B V 

M^^^^^^^^^Hitiui^^^^^^^Kit' 




of the freshman-sophomore contests 
on Kazoo Night, Friday, September 
-8th, the first informal dance of the 
lollege year will be held in the Memo- 
rial Kuilding. Albert Burgess '35, 
chairman of the Informal Dance Com- 
mittee, in outlining the plans for the 
year, stated that the prices of admis- 
Mon will l>e the same as last year 
40 eents stag and 50 cents per couple. 
Dancing will continue until 11.30 p.m. 
■"id Kuss Collins and his band from 
Springfield have been tentatively en- 
KaKed for the evening. 




•liin SibNon 

uist year guard who is coaching 
State's line 



S«»eeer Team lias (ireiit I>efenHivf 
Linv 



Despite severe losses through grad- 
uation to his squad, soccer coach 
I^arry Briggs is gradually getting his 




Iaui KiimH 

A great State star aiding Taulie in 
varsity sports 



charges into shape for the opening 
tussle with the hooters from Worcester 
Tech on Saturday, October 6. Coach 
Briggs is experiencing considerable 
trouble filling the posts left vacant by 
some of the most capable players in 
State's soccer history, but with 42 
players, including ten lettermen, a- 
vailable, he expects to field a team 
that will hold its own against the 
Engineers. 

Much work remains to be done on 



the forward lim 
mains of the 
Davidson, wh 
center ftirward 




hich Hunter re- 
year's veterans, 
lemented in the 
ion last year, is 
t position for 
ile Haselhuhn 
may be shifted 
good for other 



ckburn will again 
on of center half, 
rk also will flank 
fensive posts of 
Wood and 
handled these 
positions last season. Upon Ralph 
Norris will fall the task of warding off 
the opponents' attempts at scores 
while Sandford will be available to 
sub for him. 

NOTICES 

There are a few copies of the C'om- 
mencement i-ssue of the Collegian 
available to upperclassmen. Students 
who have not yet received a copy of 
this issue can obtain one by calling at 
the Collegian office sometime after 4 
o'clock on Thursday afternoon this 
week. 

There will be a regular meeting of 
the business board of the Collegian 
this afternoon at 4 o'clock. All mem- 
bers and sophomore represi^ntatives 
are requested to be present. 

FRE:SHMEN - All freshmen in- 
terested in trying out for the busine.-is 
board of the Collegian board are re- 
quested to be present at the Collegian 
office in the Memorial building this 
afternoon, Thursday, September 27. 



Dr. Nathan Kakieten will address 
the first meeting of the Menorah 
society at 7.30 p.m. in the Memorial 
building. 



All male students eating in the 
College Cafeteria are requested by the 
management to wear coats on Sundays. 



"FOOT PADS'' 

THE SMART SIIOK FOR COM.EC.E MEN 



ALL STYLES *r..lM» 



BOLLES SHOE STORE 



**State-SportUabt" 



The Ininfire and rally, held each 
year to instill school spirit into the 
hearts of the incoming freshmen, took 
place last Thursday on the Equitation 
Field with Ted Leary, President of 
Adelphia, as chairman. This year's 
rally saw a new innovation on campus 
in the form of a new public address 
system, which, though scorned by the 
booming voices of prexy. Col. Romeyn, 
Mel Taul)e, and Mr. (ilatfelter, saw 
excellent service when the captains of 
our various athletic teams addressed 
the multitude. 

The program included speeches by 
President Baker, C^olonel Romeyn, 
Coach Taul>e, Mr. (ilatfelter, team 
captains and the omnipresent "Dean" 
Burns. 



Nov. 



18 

27 

2 
10 



The Stockbridge School of Agricul- 
ture announces the following schedule 
for the 1934 football .season: 
Oct. 1 1 Wilbraham Academy, here 
{'onn. State Frosh at Storrs 
Vermont Ai-ademy at Sax- 
tons River, Vt. 
Springfield Freshmen, here 
National Farm Sch(M)l at 
Farm School, Pa. 
Hi Essex Agric. School, here 
23 Deerfield at Deerfield 

SENATE Rl'LES FOR RA/.CM> 
NKiIlT 

BOXING AND WRK.STLINC; 

1. M 7 11. m. I lie ilimiM-s will ,tHseii.lil<- in tl.f 
(iiUi-. Till' Iresli.iUM. will sli 0.1 the fast i-iid 
iif ti.e hall u.xl the so|ihiinuire»un the west end. 

2. .\ ri.iK >l.ull Im- riitM-<l utT in the centrr 
of the hall. 

;i. Then- shall Ik- thrii- iMxinii «ncl four 
wre^tlinK ...alt lies. The Ixixini: ami the 
wrestliiiK .nati lii-s shall alternate, the first 
mati I. ijeini! wresllii.u. the second Uixii.K, 
and so on ..ntil s«-vrn inat< lies are comiileted. 

I. .At ilif rail of the rel<-iee the hrsl pair 
of wreMllrrs shall Im- M-nt into the ring. I'ml.ie 
delay in the ai>ii«-urame of either man »hall 
result in the forfeiture of the niati'h. One fall 
with a hve minute limit will lonstilt.te the 



STATE OPENS GRID SEASON 
WITH STRONG WIUIAMS TEAM 



WilliaiiiK l>iH|»la>'N (ireat ONeiiMive 
Streui^th 

Resuming gridiron relations with 
the royal purple for the first time 
since 1926, when the "little re<l 
machine" was crushed in a 20-0 rout 
by a powerful Williams eleven, .State's 
stalwarts will pit themselves against 
another dangerous Williams ("ollege 
team on Alumni Field, this Saturday 
at 2.30 p.m. Both teams will he well 
equippiKi in the way of man-power 
and hardened veterans. 

('oach ('aldwell has been having 
difficulties with his lineup until now. 
(3ohendet, the regular center on the 
1933 eleven, was forced out uf practice 
by injuries as was his teammate 
(Jendar. By Saturday, however, one 
of these men will prohal ly answer the 
o|>ening whistle at the piv»»t post. 
Brown a veteran of the past three 
years will undoubtedly fill one of the 
flanking positions, while either ()' 
Reilly, Cantwell, Rogers or Kroll will 
attempt to bolster the strength of the 
forward wall. 

The Statesmen are not quite so 
badly off in the matter of a line, since 
many capable veterans will again see 
service. Captain Paul Schaffner, a 
left guard, is handily holding down his 
berth, while Roger I^eavitt, another 
veteran, stands out as an able reserve 
for the same position. Ed Bernstein, 
a flashy 180-pound sophomore, is 
leading the race for the job at right 
guard. Dave Rossiter, another sopho- 
more, will probably be in the pivot 
position, with Vic (iuzowski and Red 
Mulhall, both veterans, controlling 
the tackle assignments. 

Both teams are weak in flankmen, 
wii^Williams lacking capa- 
d State trying to fill 
left vacant by the 
mith and Mountain, 
are 
a 

y 

ta 



Capt. S«-linniier and MnteM Ready 
fur Itattlr with Purple Eleven 

Undaunted by the loss of Louie 
Bush, the nation's leading scorer dur- 
ing the 1932 season, two other back- 




Captain I'aiil Seliafliier 

Scrappy leader of Maroon and White 
football team 



field regulars, tiiree veteran wingmen, 
a big tackle, and a couple of valuable 
guards, Mel Taube, State's mentor, 
has organized another fast, well- 
drilled, and powerful football machine 
which promises to chalk up a brilliant 
page in maroon and white gridiron 
annals. 

With last year's backfield sadly 
riddled by lo8sc>s sustained through 
graduation, (3oach Taube set himself 
to converting two veteran centers into 
hall toters. Sturtevant is calling sig- 
nals, while his running 
brother ex-center, Emil Kc 
ploughing through the line foi! 
gains from his fullback post. 




shall form in lomentric linles inside the 
e.ii losiire. the sophomores forininn the iiiiter 
I in le. 

4. .\t the first pistol shot the sophomores 
shall move in om- im|iiate«l lirrular direetion 
and the freshmen shall move in the upponile 
direction. 

.1. At the nei-ond pistol shot the iirelen 
shall break aiKirl and the stipliomores shall 
try to removi- the nlKhtshirts from tfie fresh- 
men. This contest shall lie lietween individu- 
als, man for man. the first three minutes. 

(•>. At the thiril pistol shot (at the end of 
three minutes) the lonlesl shall continue, hut 
Ihrei- men shall \»- allowed to contest to- 
nether. (Two sophomores and one treslinian 
<ir two freshmen .lud one suplitiiiiore ) There 
shall lje no mass anion, no I'lore than three 
...en shall lie allowed toKether. The contest 
shall Im^- forfeited if the rules are violated in 
anyresiK-ct. . , , , 

7. .\t the end of ten minutes tlie fourth 
(li^tol sh<it shall l»e lire<l and the c-ontent sliall 
immediately ceas«-. 

S. Tlie sophomore da.ss shall receive one 
poitil cre<Jit tor each nightshirt removed, and 
the freshmen shall n-ceivc one jioim credit for 
each niKhtshirt retained entire al the expira- 
tion of the contest. The niKhtshirt shall Im- 
considered removed when the Inxly of the 
shirt i» lorn off. 

9. The soiiliomore (Ias« shall receive two 
IKiints credit for each freshman who is carried 
or pushed into tin s<iphoinore "iK-n." and the 
freshmen shall pccivc two |ioints crwlit for 
each soiihomore carried or pushed into the 
freshmen "lien." Men forced into the 'pen" 
of the opposite class shall not lie allowed to 
enter tlie contest .iKain. 

10. If the soiiliomores obtain a majority of 
the total points .ind r.-move 60 iiercent of the 
iiiKhtshirts, they shall be declared winners of 
the content. If the freshmen obtain a majority 
of the total jioints and retain (JO [lercent of 
the niBlil'hirts, they shall lie <lerlared winners 
of t he contest 

11. A niBhtsL.rt shall consist of either a 
suit of iiajamai or a nightshirt. Mralsac Ws 
and the like arc not allowed. 

12. The Senate shall tie jiidKe. 

The class winninK the hiKhe.^t niimlK-r of 
lomliined iKiints in the matches and in the 
scrap shall b»- declared the winner. 



as a runner and passer, and Moseley, 
Salsich, and I.,ewis loom as consider- 
able threats. Moreover, with Holmes 
and Mclnirney, two injured veterans 
available by Saturday, the Caldwell- 
coached eleven is slated to do things. 

Jack Sturtevant and Emil Koenig, 
both converted centers, will probably 
start in State's backfield as quarter- 
back and fullback, respectively. Stew- 
art, a veteran, will see duty at left 
half, with either Filipkowski, Murphy, 
and Consolati likely to start at right 
half. 

Both teams have l)een drilling in- 
tensively for the past two and one 
half weeks, and will take the field 
well-drilled and well-conditioned when 
the game starts. The competition 
will be keen, with the Statesmen out 
to avenge their last defeat, and the 
Williams outfit looking for another 
victory. 



Will all students who are interested 
in selling tickets for this season's 
Community Concerts please get in 
touch with Professor (Coding as soon 
as possible. Those who sell ten or 
more tickets will be given a memlier- 
ship in the Amherst organization. 




M'lial 

IS 

KuMirH 

tllOlll^lltM 



date, with Consolatti, who was under- 
study to Bush for two years, being tlie 
more experienced of the trio. 

Of the forty-eight men on the squad 
eleven are lettermen, but because of 
the necessity for new material and the 
resultant shift of players, only four 
who start the opening game will be 
experienced in their positions. Paul 
Schaffner, captain and left guard will 
again see service, as will Vic Cuzowski 
and Bill Mulhall, both tackles. Stew- 
art will be the fourth meml)er of this 
veteran group. 

With Sturtevant and Koenig leav- 
ing the center of the line vacant, 
Coach Taulje has l)een very fortunate 
in being able to find a capable man 
for the pivot job in the person of 
Dave Rossiter, a former Maiden High 
School and Rents Hill football lumin- 
ary. Rossiter, a sophomore, is wel I 
taking care of his duties, while being 
closely pressed for the position by 
Rod Cumniings, and Al (]ricius, a 
sophomore. The Maiden boy is large 
enough to cover his territory, well, 
and experience<l enough to play at a 
post left void of veteran material. 
However, he will not be left greatly 
unaided, for he will be flanked on 
both sides by better than average 
guards. 

Captain Schaffner, Pete Nietupski 
and Roger Leavitt, letter winners of a 
year ago, are available, and there is 
another capable looking sophomore 
guard, Ed Bernstein, of Springfield, 
who seems slated to see plenty of 
action this year. 

With the graduation of Smith and 
Mountain, last June, the wings were 
left vacant of all experienced men ex- 
cept for Terry Adams who saw some 
action during last year's campaign. 
Bill Davis, however, center on last 
year's undefeated hoop team, has been 
showing to good advantage to date, 
and seems a likely starter at one of 
the wing posts. There are about a 
half dozen other promising candidates 
amongst whom are IjOU Bongiolatti, 
Willard Boynton, and Freddy Lehr. 



N 



THK MASSACHUSETTS COLLEGIAN. TIH RSPAY. SEPTEMBER 27. 1934 



THE MASSACHIISKTI'S COLLECilAN. THl'KSUAY. SKPrKMUEIt 27. 1934 



President Hugh P. Baker 

Addresses First Convocation 



COLLEGE HEAD STRESSES 
NEED FOR UNITY 



Liiyliiu «f CoriMT SloiH'w is S«*l for 
NoveiiilMT li 



FRAN REIL ELEQED 
FROSH PRESIDENT 



(£0'e^ Vlew0 




In welcominK the new faculty mem- 
bers and students to Massachusetts 
State CoHeRe. President Baker pointed 
out. in his address September 19 in 
Bowker Auditorium, marking the 
official opening of the sixty -seventh 
, oUege year, at the convocation, the 
„ecessitv of progress educationally 
and spiritually as well as physically in 
its development of Massachusetts 

State College. 

"Evidences of progress being made 
physically in the sound up-building of 
the college are the new buildings 
C.oodell Library and Thatcher Hall 
the reconstruction of heating lines, the 
moving of the Horticultural Barn to 
become a ward building and a part of 
the infirmary group, the remodeling of 
the Hatch Barn to become a small 
animal house, the completion of Alum- 
ni Field, and the beginning, at least, 
of a new athletic field for women." 
indicated the President. 

•While 1 am greatly interested in 
this physical progress, I am really 
much more cc.ncerned that we shall 
progress at Massachusetts State edu- 
cati..nally and spiritually. 1 should be 
unhappy in my work with you if 1 
felt that this period in the life of the 
College would be indicated, as college 
history is told, as a period of physical 
progress only." 

■'During the past year, three im- 
portant committees have been making 
studies of what might be termed our 
•educational situation' with the objec- 
tive of determining what is the right 
educational future for the college," 
|)r Baker stated, while making public 
recognition of the college's appreci- 
ation of the work of these committees. 
••In addition to committee investi- 
gation the most careful consideration 
18 l>eing given the general teaching 
situation to the end that the college 
may eventually have a leaching force 
second to none in the type of institu- 
tions represented by M.S.C." 

Expressing the desire that there be 
progress spiritually, President Baker 
said, in part. "1 want you to recognize 
the importance of the things of the 
spirit that you may learn the truth 
and that the truth may make you free. 
Your education here will be unsatis- 
factory unless you develop a satisfying 
faith in Cod and man." 

That there is constant change in the 
ecomimic and social life .)f today and 
that the needs for meeting these 
changes are "clear thinking, sane un- 
derstanding, and fair and hontBl de- 
cisions, which in turn demand wider 
education opportunities for all." was 
brought out during the address. 

In conclusion the President stated 
and commented upon what he con- 
sidered some rather important rules of 
the c*)llege game at M.S.C. Some of 
these are to be recognized as truisms, 
,)thers have shown their value because 
t,f years of testing in college living. 

i. Have effective student govern- 
ment in student affairs. 

2. Ketain right living relationships. 
;j. Do not assume unnecessary hand- 
icaps. 

4 Recognize the niceties of life. 



Exercises for the laying of the 
corner stones of (ioodell Library and 
Thatcher Hall dormitory, buildings 
under construction at Massachusetts 
State College on EPW Federal funds 
will be held on November 3 at 10 
o'clock, according to plans announced 
by Dr. Hugh P. Baker, president of 
the college. A program is being pre- 
pared in cooperation with a committee 
of the alumni association composed of 
Ralph F. Taber of West Newton, 
chairman; Ceorge C. Hubbard of 
Sunderland. Louis W. Ross of New- 
ton Highlands, architect of the dormi- 
tory; and Ceorge E. Emery, assistant 
alumni .secretary and college field 
agent. 

State officials generally will be in- 
vited to the exerci.ses, according to Dr. 
Baker. 'I'he Emergency Public Works 
commission has already accepted an 
invitation to be present in a body. It 
is al.so expected that many alumni will 
be on hand in the morning for the 
program. In the afternoon guests of 
the affair will be invited to attend the 
varsity football game with Amherst 
('ollege on Alumni Field. 



PKOFKSSOK CIIAMBKKLAIN 

UKSKiNS AS <IIKM. HEAD 

Will Ke <i<M'NMiiiiiiiii ProlVKN4tr of 
Cheiiiislry 



Dr. Jos«'ph S. Chamberlain, pro- 
fessor and head of the department of 
chemistry at Ma.ssachusetts State 
(College gave up his executive position 
on September I but will continue as 
(Joessmann professor of- chemistry, 
which appointment he received on 
June 1 1. 

Dr. Chamberlain's resignation from 
the duties of head of the department 
comes as no surpri.se to his colleagues. 
For some months he has felt the need 
of more time for his ttmching duties 
which with the increasingly large 
enrollment in the department are 
more demanding than ever. 

Dr. Chamberlain came to Ma.ssa- 
chusetts State in 1909 as associate 
professor of organic chemistry and 
was made full profes.sor in 1913. He 
was made head of the department in 
19'28. He has achieved a reputation 
as a teacher and research scientist in 
this field. His book "Organic Chem- 
istry" which he has recently revised, 
is one of the standard texts for college 
students. 

Dr. Chamberlain is a member of 
the American Chemistry Society, presi- 
dent of the New FIngland Association 
of Chemistry Teachers, fellow of the 
American Association for the Advance- 
ment of Science, and member of Phi 
Beta Kappa and Phi Kappa Phi. 



The freshman class at Matwachu- 
•setts State College in a meeting held 
early last week elected six class 
officers for the first semester. The 
officers are: president, Francis J. 
Reil, Turners Falls; vice-president, 
Ruth E. Wood, Springfield; treasurer, 
Frederick Sievers, Amherst; secre- 
tary, Jessie Kinsman, Roxbury; cap- 
tain. Cardner L. Burt, Waltham; 
sergeant-at-arms. Jack '1'. Slocombe, 
Brockton. 

Reil. class president, is a graduate 
of Turners Falls High School where 
he was active in basketball, baseball, 
football, track, and made the school 
paper. He is a member of Pro Merito 
.society and was vice-president of his 

class. 

Miss Wood, a graduate of Spring- 
field Technical High School, has been 
a member of the school paper staff, 
yearbook, F^nglish club, dance com- 
mittee, tennis team, and is a member 
of Pro Merito society. 

Sievers, a graduate of Amherst 
High School is a letter man in foot- 
ball, baseball, basketball, member of 
the debating team, staff of school 
paper and school yearbook. 

Miss Kinsman, a graduate of Cirl's 
Latin School. Boston, has been a 
member of the glee club and dramatics 
society. She will specialize in the 
social sciences. 

Burt, a graduate of Waltham High 
School, was a member of the dramatic 
society, social committees, swimming 
and tennis teams. 

Slocombe is a graduate of Brockton 
High School. 



Freshman girls accompanied by 
their upperclass "Big Sisters" were 
the guests of the Y.W.C.A. at a social 
hour Sunday, September 23 at the 
Farley 4-H club house. Bessie Proctor 
'36, president of the Y.W.C.A., opened 
the meeting at five o'clock with an 
address giving the extent of the 
organization of the Y. As the cabinet 
members were introduced to the 
group, each gave a short review of the 
duties of her department. 

A social hour followed. Sweet cider 
and cup cakes were served. The meet- 
ing was closed by a song fest. 

Barbara Davis '36, chairman of the 
social committee, was assisted by a 
committee consisting of Madelyn Ash- 
ley '35, Lois Crabtree '36 and Dorothy 
Nurmi '36. Mrs. J. Paul Williams, 
one of the faculty advisers of th»' 
Y.W.C.A., was present. 



Phi Zetii 

Phi Zeta sorority has moved from 
its house on Lincoln Avenue to a new 
one on Pleasant Street. There is to 
be a faculty house warming at the 
new house on Sunday afternoon, 
October 7 from 3 to 5. Betsy Worden 
'36 is the chairman of the committee. 

Anna Flynn '36 and Alma Boyden 
'37 are the co-chairman in charge of 
Phi Zet's Dad's Day program. 

The Philum, the alumni bulletin of 
Phi Zeta is published monthly. The 
name Philum is a combination of Phi 
as in Phi Zeta and Lum as in alumni. 



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Paints 



Miss Margaret Hamlin, vocational 
counselor for women, offers the follow- 
ing information abi>ut last year's 
senior girls and their work in the out- 
side world: 

Ethel W. Blatchford. instructor in 
physical education and assistant to 
Mrs. Hicks. M.S.C. 

Ruth D. Campbell, laboratory tech- 
nician in Dr. Durgin's office, Amherst. 
Elinor S. Cande. apprentice and 
teaching at the Clark School for the 
Deaf, Northampton. 

Erma M. Carl, graduate student in 
(lerman, Smith College. 

Flory C Costa, Mass. Mutual Life 
Insurance. 

Dorothy F. Doran. aspistant in home 
economics. M.S.C. 

Celia H. Einbinder. attendant, Bel- 
chertown State Hospital. 

Katherine M. Ellis, student dieti- 
tian. Worcester Memorial Hospital. 

Marjorie L. French, dietitian, Peter 
Bent Brigham Hospital. 

Barbara K. Gerrard. Federal Loan 
Bank. Springfield. 

Fanny A. Hager. student nurse, 
Peter Bent Brigham Hospital. 

Pauline L. Hillberg, publicity and 
placement offices, M.S.C. 

Shirley E. McCarthy, graduate stud- 
ent, M.S.C. 

Sarah A. Pea.slee, assistant dietitian 
Belchertown State Hospital. 

Ruth Pushee. graduate student at 
M.S.C. and teacher of private and 
group music. 

Nancy Russell, Ma.ss. Mutual Life 
Insurance. 

Alberta E. Skipton. apprentice 
teacher at the Smith College progres- 
sive Day School. 

Edith J. Smith has a home econom- 
ics position in State Line. 

Florence P. Stoeber, teacher in the 
Adams High School. 

Elizabeth Wheeler, supervisor of one 
of the ERA canning projects in the 
(^ity of Worcester. 

Harriette Jackson, teacher. 
Alice Gunn, teacher. 
Kay McDonald, attending Kath- 
arine Gibbs Secretarial School. 



I^iinbdii l>eltu Mti 

lambda Delta Mu is "at home" in 
its new house on 2 Sunset Court. 
This is a Cape Cod Colonial house 
accommodating fifteen girls. Mrs. 
Ward Damon of New York is the 
house mother and Dorothy Cook '3.'> 
is the house chairman. 

F^lizabeth Barr '35 is the chairman 
of the committee for the house warm- 
ing shower which is to be given soon 
by members and alumni of the sorority 
and friends. 

Heading the Dad's Day program 
committee are Mildred Hovey "M 
and Ruth Lindquist '35. 



by Peiping Tom, 
the Chinee-man (with apologies 

THE APOLOGIES 
When the Chinee-man looks at a 
thing he is apt to get a diflferent sl.ni 
on it than most people. The author of 
this corner is the shy gentleman with 
the pig-tail whom you will see abnut 
campus peekink through key holes 
and sighting down transoms in seanh 
for ideas on student life and love to be 
expreH.Hed in verse. Pardon him it Ur 
gets the wrong slant on things at 
times. 

It is an old Chinee custom to print 
without recognizing authorship. The 
idea behind the custom is that ii 
literature be well presented, it dws 
not matter much who wrote it. SuHiic 
to say, that it should have been written, 
it was written, and it is well. 

The Chinee-man is noted for his 
wisdom, his craftiness, and his silemc 
Peiping Tom is a shy Chinee-man. 
Peiping Tom is also an embryonic 
poet. There will be, then, samples ut 
his own handiwork sandwiched in 
from time to time with other p(jenis 
bearing no authorship. This method 
will protect him from brick-bal.s, 
notoriety, and other blunt implenieiits 

Presenting this week's Glimpse! 

LIFE 
Life is like 

a present from an aunt. 
We hesitate 

and yet we km>w we can't 
refuse the thing; 
and so we kiss her 
meekly on the cheek, 
altho' we'd rather 
leave the room and shriek 
out hates of aunts 
and gifts of life. 

P. T. 



Alphii l..iiiniMlu Mil 

Alpha I.,ambda Mu has as its new 
headquarters a sorority house on 
Lincoln Avenue. Mrs. Fawcett is the 
house mother and Virginia Stratton 
'35 the house chairman. Countess, a 
good sized German police dog. is the 
mistress and mascot of the Alpha 
Lams. 



When in need of Flowers 

for any occasion, Remember 

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Phone 1028-W Night 1028-R 

T. Bush '38, Agent 



Many Graduate Assistants 
Employed At College 

Appointment of twelve new gradu- 
ate assistants in nine departments has 
been announced by the Administra- 
tion. Of the aeveaiM.S.C. graduates 
in the. list, fcmr.are of the class of 1934. 

The group includes Elfriedp Klaucke 
'33 in the department of botany: 
Carl F. Clancy '33 in the department 
of bacteriology; Chester L. French 
'34, Rudolph Frundt, and Marion K. 
Taylor '33 in the department of 
chemistry; Alexander A. Lucey ';i4 
in the department of economics; Uuth 
L. Stevenson in the department of 
education; Dorothy F. Doran '34 in 
the department of home econoniii-.s; 
Homer S. Fisher and E. J. Urbanov.sky 
in the department of landscape archi- 
tecture; and Russell L. Snow '34 in 
the department of physical education. 



NOTICE 

DANCE BAND MUSICIANS WANTED 

Must he experienced in Dance Band 
No brass required 

Apply - Kdw. Clapp, 29 No. College 



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Someone Locked This Stable Door 

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Separated into two distinct factions, 
v^ilh an impenetrable barrier between, 
ill, Student Council faced a paralyzing 
d,;iillock during its meeting Wednes- 
day night. 

It all started when Mr. W. Waldron 
■;jr), arose, desperately clutching a 
(luorknob, and reported in a stirring 
oration that all means of exit were 
jUt off. He emphasized the probable 
luliiri' of the (^"!nnn<'il if it were not 
missed within a few weeks. 

President R. Semerad '35, immedi- 
ately grasping the awful significance 
of the situation, sprang into action and 
appointed Mr. R. F^verest '37, chair- 
nuiri of a committee of ways and means 
to get out). A recess of five minutes 
followed. 

The meeting reconvened and Ever- 
est reported that there were three 
windows, all far above terra firma, 
,,rul an absence of anything suggesting 
lire escapes. This report was unani- 
mously, if reluctantly, approved and 
Kiepted. 

At this point a knock (from the 



outside!) announced the arrival of 
J. Doyle '37 who immediately took an 
independent stand from the other 
members. Pleased at this demonstra- 
tion of independence, President Seme- 
rad appointed Doyle a committee of 
one to carry out the investigation with 
a different perspective on the question. 
He applied for a short leave-of-absence 
which was speedily granted. Return- 
ing with somebody's trunk as the first 
step in the .solution, lie succeeded in 
forcing open the transom and presented 
his report. He suggested that the 
gentlemen rise to a higher level and 
find the necessary solution. This re- 
port was accepted unanimously and 
the organization proceeded to file out 
(the transom, of course) by order of 
seniority. It was at this point that 
the serious split occurred. In a further 
consultation of the senior members, 
Mr. R. MacDowell '35 suggested that 
the key be inserted in order to again 
combine the two factions. This idea 
was adopted and harmony restored. 

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FACl'LTY Al CiMKNTKIJ 

BY MNK INSTKICTOKS 

Continued from Page 1 
and Doctor of Philosophy from the 
same institution. 

(Jay T. Klein was graduated from 
the University of Missouri in 1922. 
After three years at Carleton College 
he went to Kansas State College where 
he has been poultry specialist since 
1925. 

Majel M. MacMasters received the 
degree of Doctor of Philosopliy froni 
Muo^suchusctts State (College lanl Juut-. 
Since her graduation from this college 
in 1926 she has been assisting in the 
chemistry department. 

H. Ruth Mclntire since her gradu- 
ation from New York State College of 
Agriculture in 19'26 has studied at 
Alfred University, New York Univer- 
sity, Rutger's University and Columbia 
University. She has lH»en recreation 
specialist at Oglebay Park. Wheeling, 
West Virginia. 

Mrs. Edward H. Putnam of Norton, 
Conn., has been appointed house 
mother at Adams House to fill a 
vacancy caused by Mrs. Marshall's 
leave of absence. 

Nathan Rakieten, a graduate of 
Wesleyan University in 1929, received 
his degree of Doctor of Philosophy 
from Yale in 1933. 

Frank K. Stratton was graduated 
from Massachusetts Institute of Tech- 
nology in 19*29. After receiving the 
degree of Master of Music from the 
Eastman School of Music at the Uni- 
versity of Rochester he l>ecame assist- 
ant professor of music at Phillips 
Academy. 

Professor Rand is a graduate of 
Williams College, class of 1912. He 
received the degree of Master of Arts 
from Amherst in 1915. Professor 
Kand was first connected with the 
College in 1914 as instructor in 
English and has been associate pro- 
fessor since 1921. In addition he has 
been manager of Academics Activities 
since 1919. 

Dr. (loldberg is a graduate of 
Massachusetts State College of the 
class of 1928 and received the degree 
of Doctor of Philosophy from Yale 
University last year. He was formerly 
instructor here before taking graduate 
work at Yale. 

Dr. Eisenmenger, a graduate •( 
Bucknell University, received the de- 
gree of Doctor of Philosophy from 
Columbia University. Before coming 
to Massachusetts State College in 
1931 he taught at P'lorida State 
College. 



MUSICAL CLIBS 

Under the direction of the new in- 
structor of music, Mr. Frank B. 
Stratton, four musical organizations 
are making extensive plans for their 
activities in the coming year. The 
four organizations are a Men's Clee 
Club, an Orchestra, a Band, and a 
Women's Glee Club, the latter being 
a new organization. 

Mr. Stratton has announced that 
arrangements are being made for a 
professional band leader to train and 
direct the band; and as soon as these 
arrangements are completed meetings 
of the organization will be held. 

The other groups will hold regular 
weekly meetings in the Memorial 
Building at the following times: 

Men*8 Glee Club, TueMday at N 
Orrh«Htra, WednPHday at 8 
Women*!* Cilee Club, ThurN. at 8 
Applications are still being accepted 
in the four organizations. 



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"Queen of the Broom" Great Help 

To Financially Embarrased Students 



Union undergraduates were pro- 
tected by a regal janitress during a 
period of twenty-four years (1862-8(5). 
Like many monarchs, she was the 
possessor of a string of titles. They 
were: Elizabeth, Marie, 'tjueen of the 
Broom," and Union 'Scrub.' 

In the files of the (iraduate ('ouncil, 
rest several photographs in.scribcd: 
"Elizabeth." These likeness»*s portray 
•A plea.sant, coarse, full fan-, made 
large by a well-setback hair lines of 
unkempt dark tresses. 

Elizabeth, to be sure, was a good 
natured, pleasant being. She was 
always ready to perform a favor. If a 
boy needed a few dollars to k«H'p him 
going until his ship came in, he could 
be sure that "Scrub" would lend him 
some fn)m her meager earnings. 

The March 1880 i.ssue of The Con 
eordiensis, referring to "tin- quet^n of 



the broom" as Marie, says that she 
was both a philo.sopher and a theolo 
gian, and that one needed but to start 
her t)n any subject to talk as if she 
were wound up. The account con- 
tinues hy stating that she wa.s the 
freshman's protecting genius, and wot- 
to the upperclassuK'n who abus«'d him 
in her presence. If by chance anything 
happened to a frosh without the possi- 
bility of her intervt-ntiun, Marie 
would have said, "Poor devil, 1 am 
sorry for him." 

It is dubious, however, if the boys 
ever fell s«)rry for her, since it was a 
habit of the hoys to leave the coal 
scuttles conveniently at the head of 
the stairs, or to stack a r(M>m with hay, 
and, moreover, it was a sin to re<,eive 
Potter's prize for a neat room. It 
would seem that the good "queen of 
the broom" had plenty of work to do 
and to do with a smile. 



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niK MASHACIIl SETTS COLLRCHAN. Till RSDAY. SKPTEMBKR 27. I»a4 




SUiMA XI CiRANT FOR 

KKSKARCIl <ilVKN l»ROF. 

The society of Sigma Xi, siientific 
reaeaich b«Kly announced a grant in 
aid of research to Dr. H. K- UeSiha, 
profesHor of psychology at Massachu- 
setts State College. The announce- 
ment was made by Dean Edward 
Kllery of Union College, secretary of 
Sigma Xi. 

The grant has been made, according 
to Dr. DeSilva. to promote research 
work which he has undertaken in a 
study of the correlation of body 
voltage changes with basal metabo- 
lism by gasometric method. This 
work is directly in line with the work 
which Dr. DeSilva has been doing in 
studying body voltage in order to use 
it as a measure of body metabolism. 
Dr. DevSilva, who is in charge of 
the psychology laboratory at the 
college, has developed some highly 
unique methods for measurement of 
these extremely low voltages by the 
use of vacuum tube apparatus. 



EXTENSION INCI.I l>ES 

SIX ACRES OF (iROlM> 

Continued from Page 1 
was finally appropriated in the Sup- 
plementary State Budget to be u.Hed 
in finishing the field. 

Work was undertaken under the 
direction of Mr. Theoren L. Warner 
with the aid of twenty men, most of 
whom were State students enrolled at 
the summer school. With the addi- 
tional use of a steam shovel, bull-dozer, 
and five trucks, rapid progress was 
made in ditching, draining, filling, 
leveling, and grading the field. 

With the later addition of $2,000 
from the Athletic Trust Fund, which 
had already supplied $l,r)0O for th- 
fence, the work was continued. That 
it took approximately 30,000 man- 



hours to move 10,000 cubic yards of 
subsoil, and 5,000 of topsoil, lay 7,000 
feet of tile, and sow 1,000 pounds of 
grass seed were some of the statistics 
revealed when the books were clo.sed. 



The jazz age is at its ragged tail 
end. It is no longer smart to be 
immoral. Rabbi A. H. Silver. 



WORK ON STEAM TINNEI- 

REACHES IIAI.F-WAY MARK 

Continued from Page I 
cellar of the new infirmary ward is 
being excavated by a steam shovel. 

The main steam turntl, measuring 
5x6 feet on the inside, which was 
begun the ( rst of August, is poured 
for nearly half of its total length of 
2008 feet. Later, the main tunnel 
which extends from the power plant 
to a point across from the waiting 
station on the main highway, will be 
coupled to a 350 foot extension to 
Kast Experiment Station. Another 
line is being constructed from the 
power plant to the Drill Hall, a dis- | 
tance of about 1600 feet. This tunnel 
which is 3 X 2 1-2 feet will be later 
extended to the Memorial Building. 
In the tunnel proper, the main 
steam lines will be on the left wall 
while the preparations are being made 
for the eventual installation of electric 
telephone and clock lines on the right 
side. The steam mains are welded 
throughout the length of the tunnel. 
From the Goessmann Laboratory to 
the waiting station, the top of the 
tunnel will be level with the surface 
of the ground and will provide a walk 
which will Iw always dry and free 
from snow. 



C4>Ll.K(iE PI.ACEMENT 
SERVICE 



Meml)ers of the Northeastern Sec 
tion of the American Society of Agri- 
cultural Engineers will hold a joint 
meeting with the New England Rural 
Electrification Institute at Massa- 
chusetts State College, October 17, 
18 and 19, according to I'rof. C. I. 
Gunness, head of the department of 
agricultural engineering at the college 
and chairman of the program com- 
mittee. 



Talk of changing football coaches 
because a college football team loses 
a couple of games is like sin, and I'm 
agin it. Fielding H. Yost. 

Only the united opposition of labor 
and the agrarian areas can prevent 
the .setup of a Fascist state. Norman 
Thomas. 



Europe has not yet struck bottom 
politically, though it certainly has 
economically, 'i'here is a final struggle 
due soon between Communism and 
Fascism. William Allen White. 



According to an interview gran, d 
by Mr. (luy V. (ilatfelter of ; li,- 
C'ollege Placement Service, that oh.,. 
has just completed a large state ;.!,(! 
federal relief program which calltd 
for the creation of about two hund , d 
campus jobs for students from ,,. 
Massachusetts State College, ,!„• 
Stockbridge School, and the gradi. i, 
school. 

It is only within the lust year t'.n 
there has been such an amount ui 
relief afforded needy students in ilie 
way of employment. This extra \\■■\^, 
has been made possible mainly th^uu^;|, 
the generous policies of the New 1).- ,1 
The Federal government has grant-d 
enough money to place 150 stud.iii> 
in a position where they will be e;irii 
ing enough money to partially finaiuf 
a college education and thus rennuc 
themselves from the already o\tr 
crowded labor market. The state Ims 
furnished funds enough to take i;irf 
of the other fifty students employed 

The two hundred new positions arc 
all departmental in nature. The pm 
gram stipulates that half these jolis 
be filled with freshmen. This again 
is in line with New Deal poliiiis 
The government wants to get people 
into college as well as keep people 
there. However, the regular college 
positions have been filled this year, 
as they have in former years, with 
upperclassmen. 



The world's salvation lies in recog- 
nition of the principle that common 
rights imply a common duty. Adolph 
Hitler. 



Under our present form of educati«)n 
I am led to the conclusion that, as 
individuals, Americans are great, but 
collectively we are a failure. Dr. 
William J. Mayo. 



This program, extensive though it 
may seem, could still be enlarged 
Mr. (Ilatfelter estimates that the 
Placement Office interviewed at least 
."iOO persons within the past week, 
and of course, many had to be (li.s 
appointed. 











. . . just about every cigarette smoker knows 
that— but here are some other facts to keep in mind . 
For a cigarette to be milder and taste better it must 
made of mild, ripe Turkish and home-grown tobaccos. 
We wish you could go into the factories and see 
Chesterfield made. The mild ripe tobacco is cut in 
long even threads— then packed into the cigarette so 
as to make Chesterfield draw right and burn evenly. 
A good cigarette can give you a lot of pleasure, and 
would like for you to try Chesterfield. 




de cigarette thats MILDER 

the Cigarette that 

TASTES BETTER 



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CURRENT EVENT OV 
THE WEEK 



Kead th« feature ittory by 
K. N. Andrews on the 
Fitycholofty Depurtment 



/Ibaeeacbu 




oUegian 



OirrSTANDINC; KVKNT 
or THE WEEK. 

The opening uf the member^ 

■hip drive (or the Amherst 

(Utnimuntly Concert 

Asaociallon 



vo;. XLV 



TIIE MASSACIIl'SETTS COLLEGIAN, TIIIRSWAY. <KTOBER 4. 1934 



Number 2 



HORTICULTURAL 
SHOW OPENS NOV. 2 



Kiiiil J. TrainpoMch HeadM Com- 
mittee for Student Floral 
Exhibition 



Interesting and unusual features 
wil' characterize the twenty -sixth 
aiimial Horticultural Show to be held 
November 2, 3, and 4 in the Cage of 
the Physical Education building. Emil 
J. Iramposch '35 has announced that 
a very beautiful terminal feature is 
being designed by Mr. James Robert- 



Community Concert 
Membership Drive 

Minimum of Three Concerts* in 
Amherwt ThiM Year 




Emil J. Trampofirh 



son Jr. This design will be representa- 
tive of the entire division of horticul- 
ture As a supplement to this feature 
displays will be exhibited by the 
\ari()U.s branches of the division, by 
siuilt nts in the division, and by the 
florists of Holyoke and Northampton. 

In the attempt to stimulate interest 
in the displays open to student cora- 
|)etiiJon, offer is made of a prize of 
ten dollars for the best ten-foot -square 
display and a five dollar award for 
student exhibits. 

F.mil J. Tramposch '35, chairman, 
has at a.ssistants the following com- 
mittee of seniors: L. M. Bullard, 
pnmniogy; Paul W. SchafFner, forest- 
ry Daniel J. Foley, landscape archi- 
teiture; Joseph F. Keil, floriculture; 
Robert V. Murray, horticultural man- 
ufactures; George A. Hartwell. pro- 
grams; John P. Veerling. signs: 
Leslie C. Kimball, publicity; Homer 
S Fisher, decorations; Raymond K. 
Kvnns, manager of the store. 



After three successful years, the 
Amherst Community Concert Asso- 
ciation is now preparing plans for its 
fourth season. The association has 
proved its tremendous worth as a 
factor in the artistic growth and de- 
velopment of our college town and in 
the past three years of deepest de- 
pression the association has brought 
to Amherst, at virtually nominal price, 
ten concerts of the world's most re- 
nowned artists. 

The campaign for membership to 
the association for the coming year 
began Monday, October 1, and will 
close this Saturday, October 6, at 
six p.m. After that time, no member- 
ships will be received until the follow- 
ing year. Only members are admitted 
to the concerts, and no tickets will be 
sold at the door. 

The concerts to be given this season 
will be decided upon by a local com- 
mittee at the close of the drive. In 
this way it is known ju.«'. how much 
money there is to spend for the talent. 
The more members the local associa- 
Continued on Page .5 



Theta Chi Wins 
Fraternity Trophy 

Leading in scholarship and aca- 
demic activities, and second in ath- 
letics during 1933-34, TheU Chi was 
awarded the Interfraternity Trophy 
by Dean William L. Machmer at 



FINANCIAL REPORTS 

OF 1934 ACTIVITIES 



Financial reports for the fiscal year 
from July 1, 1933 to July 1, 1934 have 
been issued by the business managers 
of Academics Activities and of Ath- 
letics. The Academics Board received 
$8432.84 and expended $8643.20 in 
comparison with the previous year's 
report of $11,867.06 received and 
$8,772.16 expended. A student tax of 
$r).00 furnished the greatest amount 
of revenue to the Academics Board. 

The Athletic department showed a 
total net expenditure of $23,670.82 
and receipts of $25,546.56. A student 
tax of $15.00 partially financed the 
needs of thLs department. 

Arademir Artivitiet* 

KiilaHif 




Theta Chi Fraternity 



Convocation today. The runnerup 
and last year's winner. Kappa Sigma 
fraternity, in the four years the cup 
has been awarded, had completed 
already two legs towards permanent 
possession of the prize. The succeed- 
ing places were closely contested with 
Continued on Page 5 



ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIX 
FROSH PLEDGE FRATERNITIES 



M.S.C. Students To 
Attend Conference 



Two representatives of Massa- 
chasetts State College are to attend 
the New England Intercollegiate Con- 
ference to be held October 12 and 13 
at Connecticut State College. As 
three organizations were requested to 
send delegates, Theodore M. Leary 
"3.T will represent the Student Senate 
and the Collegian and Julian P. 
Griff 1 '35 vvill represent the Inter- 
fratfrnity Council. 

Th conference was established last 
year ,,t New Hampshire with the pur- 
pose ,f "providing an opportunity for 
*•> ex -hange of ideas on student prob- 
'««>«= ,f common interest by represen- 
tativc, of the student publications, 
student government organizations and 
'nterfratemity governing boards," and 
>t Was decided at that time to make 
'he inference an annual event. 

Th;s year the delegates will assemble 
'"> Thursday night and will be in 
sessi.Mi until Saturday noon, after 
*hich the delegates will be guests at 
^^ '■ unnecticut-Massachusetts foot- 
'^all ^ame and at a dance in the 
^ory at night. Mr. F. Alexander 
^ag' un, professor of humanics at 
Massarhusetts Institute of Technology 
^11 ^•e the main speaker at a banquet 
Fridav night. 



Atiounl 
Band 

C horus (dehtit) 
(olU'Rian 
Lh'bating (deficit) 
I>-batinK (women) 
<;iw Club 
Index. 19:{4 
Index. 19:5.'> 
f)rrhestra 
Roister IXiisters 
General Fund 



Ix-OT Deficits 



Total 



Band 
Chorus 
Collegian 
Debating 

Debating — women 
Glee Club 
Index. 19:M 
Index. 19.15 
Orchestra 
Roister Doisters 
General Fund 



July 1. 1933 

% :iso 6x 

116 6S 

ee.'j .36 

12t) 93 



199 56 

HI 54 

291 94 

16.37 35 

S3232 43 
237 61 

S2994 K2 



Receipts 

% to (Ni 

116 6S 

2X92 .V) 

4S1 71* 

50 0() 

166 6S 

90 00 

2.')74 66 

10.5 00 

9.V> 04 

990 .W 

$8-432 H4 



First Evening Vespers 
On Next Sunday 

On Sunday, October 7, at 5.30 p.m., 
there will be held in the 4-H (Mub 
house the first student vesper service, 
under the supervision of the Y.M.C.A. 
and the Y.W.C.A. Rev. David Beach 
pastor of the First Congregational 
Church of Springfield will deliver the 
sermon and preside at the forum fol- 
lowing the worship service. Everyone 
interested is urged to attend. Re- 
freshments will be served. 

This is a new venture on the Mass. 
State campu.s and will be a regular 
Sunday evening event. In order to 
provide more accessible opportunity 
for worship for students, the protestant 
ministers of Amherst, with the cabi- 
nets of the Y.M.C.A. and the Y.W. 
C.A. are cooperating in planning the 
student vespers. These services will 
replace the Sunday evening young 
people's groups which formerly have 
been held in the various churches of 
Amherst. 



CHARLES ELLIOT HEAD S 
DAD'S DAY COMMITTEE 

Popular Annual Kvent Schediil«>d 
for Ortober 27 

Saturday, October 27th, has been 
designated as the annual Dad's Day 
at the Massachusetts State College. 
The entire program has been arranged 
by students, and the events of the day 
are in charge of a committee headed 
by Charles Elliot, assisted by Ellen 
Connery, Ruth Lindquiat, Elizabeth 
Perry, Bernard Dole, Harlow Her- 
manson, and R. Holman Wood of the 
class of 1935; Elva Britton, Prancar 
Morgan, Hamilton Gardner, and Cal- 
vin Hannum of the claas of 1936; 
Elinor Stone, Leroy Clark and Chester 
Conant of the class of 1937. 

The program includes a military 
exhibit in the morning, and an in- 
formal faculty reception in the Mem- 
orial building. At noon, and in some 
cases, in the evening, the dads will be 
guests for dinner at the various fra- 
ternity and sorority houses. In the 
afternoon is the State- Worcester Tech 
game to which all the dads are invited 
free of charge. Between the halves 
the freshman-sophomore six man rope- 
pull will be held. 

The annual Dad's Day show starts 
at 7:30 in Bowker auditorium. Fiach 
fraternity and sorority is to contribute 
a five-minute skit and the program 
promises to be one of rare amusement 
and interest both to the partici- 
pants and to the spectators 

I.,aHt year about four hundred dads 
were guests on our campus, and be- 
cause of the increased enrollment even 
more are expected this year. 



SiitiuH Phi KpMilon TopM IJnI with 
Nineteen MeniberM of 193N ClaiM* 

One hundred and twenty-six mem- 
bers of the class of 1938 pledged among 
eleven fraternities on this campus this 
week, following the two weeks of 
rushing under the rules of the Inter- 
fraternity Council. The total number 
of men pledging various fratemitiea, 
one hundred and thirty-three, was 
divided as follows: One hundred and 
twenty-six freshmen, two seniors, four 
juniors, and one sophomore, fifty-six 
percent of the first-year class of two 
hundred and twenty-five men becom- 
ing affiliated by the pledge with a 
fraternity. 

The results of last year's fraternity 
pledging season was almost identical 
with those of the past week; one 
hundred and twenty-eight men of a 
first-year class of two hundred and 
twenty-eight pledging a fraternity, 
about fifty-six percent of the male 
enrollment participating in the pledg- 
ing. The total of one hundred and 
thirty-four pledges last year was di- 
vided among the following clasaea: 
freshmen, one hundred and twenty- 
eight; sophomores, five, and juniors, 
one. 

The complete lists of each frater- 
nity pledges: 

Siftma Phi Kpslloa 

William RolH-rg<-. Fram is Ri«-I. Fred Riel, 
William M< Kimmey. Crolord Adams. William 
Avery. Rot)ert Hirst. Royal Allaiif. (ieorge Uinan. 
VVilllain llullixk, Lawreni <■ (iriiuird. William 
I^onergan. Roliert Rustigian. John Bush. Jack 
Slo(oml>e, Carl Anderwn. David Mildruni. Charles 
Collins. Harlaml I'ratt all of iW 

Alpha F.pallon PI 
I>. Zukei '3.1. M. BeriMtein '.Ifl. P llairin "37. 
M. Alt>ert 'M, F. Cushman. H. KIkind. L. Levinion, 
B. ICohn. M Klayman, A. Berkovili. M. Pyrn«on. 
S. tiiiijier. .\ rK)ldman. D. Silverman, S. Silver- 
man. K. ll.inillK-rger. 11. Ro«-nt>»-rg. A. Swircn. 
R Feinberg II Freedman. 

Continued on Page '> 



Exptnditurt^ 

% 177 «8 

2972 45 
280 77 

145 06 
2a9 56 

2270 46 

45 73 

741 47 

1740 04 



Halance 
JuHt .30. '.34 
S 212 m 



585 41 

100 00 

.50 00 

21 62 

304 20 
116 SI 
.t05 51 
887 83 



S8643 42 



Less Deficit 



$2784 24 
00 00 



Total 



$8643 42 $2784 24 

Submitted by: . 

Lawrence S. Dickinson 
Business Mgr.. Academic .Activities 



Athletics 

Balance on hand— July 1. 193.3 
RECEIPTS 
Student Ux 19^3-34 
Season tickets 
Tournament Fund check 
Football 
Soccer 
Track 
Basketball 
Hockey 
Swimming 
BaselMll 



$ 797 49 

14623 10 
681 75 
48.77 
6.5.53 .58 
100 00 
:KK) «) 
799 .37 
675 00 

967 .'lO 



Dr. DeSilva To Devise Machinery 
For Testing Driving Ability 



TOT.\L 

Football 

Soccer 

Track 

Basketball 

Hockey 

Swimming 

Baseball 

General Funds 



EXPENSES 



$25.-546 .J6 

5959 10 
82B 46 
1796 23 
1631.24 
1007 51 
182 75 
2:t44 16 
9920 37 

$23,670 82 
$1875 74 



Balance on band. July ]• 193* 

Submitted. ^ ... . 

Curry S. Hicks 

Manager Athleticf 



CAMPUS CALENDAR 

IM MS {sinrt lift can little more supply 
Than just U> look about itt and In dir) 
Expatiate fret o'er all l*«J m enr of man: 
.4 mitkt may. Jul not u-ithoni a plan. ' 

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Thuraday. Octobw 4 

11.00 a.m. Convoi-ation. Melvin H. Taiibe, 

"Football" 
4.00 p.m. Y W.CA. Cabinet MeetinK. 

.Adams House 
4.00 p.m. Phi iCappa Phi. Room 114. 

Stockbridce Hall 
7.00 p.m. Women's Vaisity Debating. 

Senate Room 
7.00 p.m. Index Board meeting. Memorial 

Buildinx 
Interfraternity Soccer: 7.15 p.m. Alpha 

Epsilon Pi vs. Theta Kappa Gamma; 

8.00 p.m.. Sigma Phi Epsilon vs 

Q.T.V 
7..30 p.m. Meeting of Horticultural Show 

Committee. French Hall 
8.00 p.m. Women s Glee Club. Memorial 

Building 
Friday. Octobw 5 

8.00 p.m. V'ir Parties, fraternity and 

"ororiiy houses 
Saturdmy. October * „ ^ . 

2.00 p.m. Football. Bowdoin at Brunswick 
2.15 p.m. Soccer. Worcener Tech, there 
2.30 p.m. Cross County, Tufts, here 
Sunday, October 7 

3.00 p.m. Faculty House Warming. Phi 

Zeta House 
«(X) p.m. Vespers, 4-H Club House 
Tueaday, October 9 

8.00 p.m. Men's Glee Club. Memorial 

BuildinK 
Wednesday. October I* 

7.(X) p.m. C Jlegian tryout«. Memorial Bldg 
7.00 p.m. Home Economics Club. 4-H Club 

House 
8 00 p m. Orchestra Rehearsal. Bowker 
Thursday, October II , ^ „ _ ^. „ 
11 00 a.m. Convocation. John Reddy. N. E. 

Tel. * Tel. Co. 
3.00 p.m. Football. S.S.A. vs. Wilbraham 

Academy, here 



PN.v<-liol«»iiy Dept. l'ndrrt«ln"K Ro- 

Hearrh lor Illiihway Safety 

Committee 

Interest shown by the governor's 
committee on street and highway 
safety in the preliminary work of Dr. 
DeSilva on mea.surements of efficiency 
in automobile drivers has resulted in 
the allocation of funds to the depart- 
ment of psychology at the Massachu- 
setts State College for the underUking 
of an ERA project on public safety. 
Five trained men, an electrical engin- 
eer, a radio engineer, a mechanical 
engineer, and two master mechanics 
have been selected to work with Dr. 
DeSilva in the design, construction 
and operation of scientific apparatus 
for the measurement of skill and 
efficiency of the human subject in the 
operation of motor vehicles. 

Preliminary information gathered at 
the Eastern States Exposition at 
Springfield is now being critically 
examined and interpreted, and the 
Registry of Motor Vehicles is follow- 
ing the work with interest. The de- 
velopment of apparatus that would 
accurately examine an applicant for a 
license to operate a motor vehicle 
would. Dr. DeSilva points out, par- 
tially eliminate the possibility of 
human error in the test, and the ex- 
amination could be given on a uniform 
basis throughout the state. A acien- 
tiffc instrument capable of correctly 
determining the skill of an applicant 
would save much time and money for 
the Registry and would result in more 
effort being exerted in the enforcement 
of laws pertaining to the operation of 
aotomobiles upon the highways. 

The object in view in the construc- 



tion of the apparatus is to as nearly as 
possible reproduce actual road condi- 
tions in the laboratory. Winding 
roads, curves on grades, ditches, nar- 
row bridges, undi-rpasses, darknc*ss, 
poor visibility, reckless and drunken 
driving must be effectively portrayed 
to test the skill and judgment of the 
subject. Dr. DeSilva has made tenta- 
tive plans and designs for apparatus 
to measure the speed of the subject in 
applying the brakes, his steering 
ability on a winding road, his cautious- 
ness and judgment of operation, and 
his degree of night blindness, that is, 
his ability to see against the head- 
lights of oncoming automobiles. Mov- 
ing pictures are to be used in testing 
the subject's ability to avoid accidents 
and to meet emergencies. Testa are 
being devised to measure the indi- 
viduals skill in the estimation of the 
speed of other vehicles, and the in- 
troduction of a new color-blindness 
test, and a gauge of tunnel-vision 
will be included in the work. 

Apparatus worth over five thousand 
dollars was constructed under CWA 
and ERA projects carried on by the 
psychology department in the college 
year 1933-34. The laboratory which 
was established last year on the second 
floor of Stockbridge hall is now com- 
pletely filled, and the instruments are 
difficult of access at the present time. 
The appropriation of funds for carry- 
ing on the latest project, in conjunc- 
tion with the increased enrollment of 
students in the department, has re- 
sulted in plana being drawn up for 
the allocation of space for a larger 
laboratory in the basement. 

In addition to his teaching duties 

and work with the committee on 

Continued on Page 3 



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I'lililishi-d fvtry Thursday by the students. 



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TIIKODORK M LKARY. Kditor ln-( hicf . 

ManaiiiuK Kdit<,r HRKUKRICK. ANDRKWS. Associate Editor 



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CDITCCIAL 

WHAT IS WRONCi WITH <»l R C'OLLWJK SIMKIT 



f\»ll!<i|>i«-|l«»IIN ily it.H AI»H«'Ilf« 

During the past three years we have watched a rather painful .situation 
developing at thi.s college, a disintegration and a growing disinterest in the 
various undergraduate activities associated with the college, in the past 
three years while this hreaking down of college spirit has been taking place 
on this campus, there has l)een a determined effort on the part of the adminis- 
tration to improve both the physical equipment and the professorial staff of 
the college, in order to make Massachusetts State College a more efficient and 
more noted institution of learning. Among the undergraduates there has 
been an almost complete di.sappearance of the spirit of the old graduates 
"We are proud to be students at M.S.C. and will do our best to make it a 

better institution." 

Extra-curricular activities play a great part in the influence a college has 
upon the rest of the country - and it is in these fields that the situation has 
become almost deplorable. The skeleton of the former large college band is 
struggling to get organized at least once before the football season is over; 
about one-fifth of the student group are interested enough to attend the pep 
rally before the opening football game; only a handful of students brave the 
wind and rain to support our varsity football team again.st Williams, while 
on the Riime afternoon sorority houses are crowded with bridge players and 
fraternity houses with sleeping students. Positions in the extra-curricular 
activities as Collegian, Debating, Dramatics, (llee Clubs, Orchestra are not 
being contested for by the most capable undergraduates in each field. Class 
organization has become farcial. A class banquet is a faint dream from the 
dim past. Interest in the elections of student leaders is painfully lacking 
in short the majority of the students are "just going to college," to them 
M.S.C. is a place to spend four lazy years, and to take enough courses to 
obtain a degree. It is this great majority of students to whom we refer as 
"Those who take everything they can get out of the college and return noth- 
ing." It is this group of students which stays away from football games, 
class meetings, extra-curricular activities and then leads the criticism against 

the student affairs. 

The Rniid (?) 
At this moment, Massachusetts State College has the questionable dis- 
tinction of being one of the few colleges in New England not represented by 
a college band. We believe that a college band is a vital instrument in the 
attempt to build up "State spirit," and in concordance with this belief the 
administration has created a "new deal" in the band situation at this college. 
The indifferent interest in the band has been blamed on many reasons: poor 
leadership, inferior instruments, no uniforms, no incentives such as trips with 
football teams, and finally — an absolute lack of any semblance of organiza- 
tion. 

The administration has done much this fall to assist the students in the 
organizati<m of a real band: a full-time instructor of music has been em- 
ployed, an experienced bandmaster will drill the band twice a week; many 
new instruments have l)een purchased, C^olonel Romeyn has cooperated 
greatly by suggesting that military credit be given to band members; and the 
Student Senate is prepared to use .student funds for the purchase of the greatly- 
needed uniforms, provided - and this is most imp<)rtant the college band 
becomes sufficiently organized. A college of one thou.sand students and not 
represented by a college band, is to us, an alarming and deplorable situation. 
How much longer are students and friends of M.S.C. to smile sadly when 
questioned about the band. We have had good bands in the past at this 
college. We have undergraduates in this college now to make a crack band. 
The administration has done its part to create a band. The question is, has 
the student body enough college spirit to do its part! We believe it has. 

Sliideiit Kleeti«>iis 
If the band situation in the past has been deplorable, the da.ss organization 
during the past year has been a joke. The cla.ss that could get a quorum of 
meml>ers at any mcjeting last year was an exception. We believe that there 
are other factors to be gained in college be.sides knowledge from books. Most 
college students have the wrong idea about politics, few realize what an im- 
portant part politics play in our daily lives and that the undergraduates will 
be summoned in a few years to elect and p<'rhaps to serve themselves, as 
officials of the public welfare. 

How can you expect the poor working man in the mill to elect capable 
governmental officers when supposedly intelligent college students allow cla.ss 
organizations to In-come deplete, and take no interest in class elections. If a 
class ever is to be trained in the responsibility of selected, capable leaders, 
it should be taught the ♦irst year. Yet the freshmen class last year, held bui 
one class meeting for the election of officers. After n;peated attempts to get 
enough students to make a quorum to nominate candidates for cla.ss offices, 
the junior class adopted the rather dangerous and un.satisfactory plan of 
allowing the present class officers to nominate the candidates. What does 
this mean to you'.' To us, it means that the student at M.S.C. has not yet 
matured enough to require a .sen.se of class respon.sibilily and duty and he 
does not care if his class ever meets or who are the leaders. 

Few students reflect on a candidates capabilities for membership in the 
student government and yet this organization is entru.sted with the entire 

Continued on Pane h 



In our opinion . . . 

A faculty member, in introducing a 
guest speaker, remarked that the 
gentleman had a group of people 
working for him nearly as large as the 
student body, and that these people 
appeared to be much the same as the 
student body. Reinaerd's first thought 
was — may the powers above take 
pity on the taxpayers, but when he 
learned that of 700 pieces of silver 
used by student diners at the Cafeteria 
in the last three years only 258 re- 
mained, he shook his head and said, 
"and may someone take pity on the 
public treasury also." 

We'll trade ... 

The Student Government Associa- 
tion of the U. of Alabama is conduct- 
ing a drive for a set of uniforms which 
will be presentable when the university 
band appears in public. The president 
of the organization remarked that th« 
uniforms were in such bad condition 
last year that the student body could 
not help but be ashamed when the 
band went on the field. Knowing how 
they spend money in Alabama in 
comparison to Mass. State, we'd .say 
that the disreputable, cast-off, uni- 
forms would probably make our band 
look like a new organization. 



THIS .. 

Dr. Butler Sees 'Shocking* Need of 

(lood Taste. Cites Best Sellers, 

Laxity in Conduct and Manners. 

Headline of N. Y. Times report 

of Columbia's opening exercises 

THIS 
Gas Station Attendants Have Im- 
proved the Manners of the Ameri- 
can Public More Than All the 
Colleges in the Country. 

Robert A. MiUiken in 
The Boston Transcript 

AND THEN, THIS . . 

"Louder! Louder!" 

Convocation, Mass. State College 
September 27, 1934 



INFIRMARY HOURS 
FOR OUT PATIENTS 

8-10 a.m. 
12—2 p.m. 
5 7 p.m. 
Except Saturday, Sundays, ami 
holidays: 8—10 a.m. only 



"And the best shall be hindmost" 

If a fraternity does one thing, it 
keeps its brothers in touch with the 
world (too touchy st)me say). A key 
man in the dining hall, a military 
major, had not appeared for work: 
suddenly, a brother dashed into the 
kitchen and breathlessly announced 
that X could not get in to work. 
"What's the big idea'.'" demanded the 
boss. Slowly and solemnly came the 
answer someone stole his breeches. 
And the boss, speechless (with laugh- 
ter), merely said "Oh." 



As the stars predict . . . 

From the villages and townships. 
From four corners of the state, 
Here to fight with life and hardships 
Come the frosh to meet their fate. 

Three hundred of we seniors started. 
It is now three years ago; 
Since then many of us parted 
And few are left the road to hoe. 

Once we were ambitious freshmen 
With dreams of winning honors dear. 
Now we are dejected henchmen 
Of lust, and greed and fear. 



Associated Fraternity Pin 
Mfgs. of America 
Washington, D. C. 
The Blowtorch 
The M.S.C. Collegian 
Amherst, Mass. 
My dear sir: 

As the representative of over 364 
manufacturing jewelers catering to 
fraternities in the leading colleges of 
the country, I have been commissioned 
to approach you about a delicate 
matter of interest to us. As perhaps 
you know, though our sales have held 
up surprisingly well during the ma- 
jority of the depression, of late they 
have declined alarmingly. Advance 
reports of activities throughout the 
country indicate that we may expect 
the same trend this year. 

To get down to brass tacks, here is 
what we are suggesting: could you 
through your column help promote a 
frame of mind favorable for us. Of 
course nothing direct need be said. 
For instance, you might write a 
column on The Value of the Fraternity, 
followed by The Significance of My 
Fraternity Pin. These are only sug- 
gestions but 1 hope that we can get 
together and come to terms. 
Very truly yours, 

Elmer E. Carbrundum 
Sec. A.F.P.M. of A. 



ChriNtian ilMMU«-intiun 

The Christian Association invite all 
State men to the C. A. Smoker t(. bt 
held Friday evening at 7:30 in the 
4-H House. The purpose, ideals ..nd 
plans of the Association will be pre- 
sented and discussed. The sev.ral 
men who are leaders and adviser in 
the association will be present, i'he 
meeting will be informal and light 
refreshments will be served. 



In a letter recently received fiom 
Palestine, Stanley A. Ginsburgh re- 
ports that he has journeyed all the 
way to Jerusalem "to gather material 
for my dissertation"; this certainly 
qualifies him for inclusion in the "long 
distance study" group of M.SC. 
students. Ginsburgh is a graduate 
student in the department of econnm- 
ics, history and sociology. 



All those who have tried out for 
the Girl's Glee Club will meet at 
Bowker auditorium, instead of at the 
Memorial building, at *8 p.m. on 
Thursday, October 4th. 



All students in the division of hor- 
ticulture interested in planning ex 
hibits for this show are urged tu 
attend the meeting which will be 
held at 7.30 p.m. tonight in Femald 
hall. 



The food of the fox is preferably 
chicken, but occasionally Reinaerd is 
content with an egg from the waste 
basket. 

A note from a junior girl to one 
who handles money: 

My Temptation: 

Life for me is futile unless I can be 
thrilled by your caresses. I am in 
ecstasy when you hold my lily white 
hand in your strong manly one. I live 
for one hour with you, just one hour 
of sweet paradi.se. Meet me tonight 
by the third cow barn on the left 
where I can be alone with you, just 
you and I dear at 8:40. I cannot resist 
you my dearest passion. 
Wistfully, 

One who would be the 
gold digger of '.'56 

Tragedies of Riizoo Night . . . 

Our sympathy goes out to the frosh 
co-ed who had a date for the informal 
with one of the boxers on the program. 
The boxer, poor fellow, lost all con- 
tact with the world shortly after 
entering the ring, and the co-ed had 
to rush madly about trying to get a 
substitute date for the first social 
event of the year. 



I received this letter in a recent 
mail. After the first flash of indigna- 
tion at the insolence of it - the 
questioning of my integrity — I re- 
solved to make public the whole 
matter. Readers may see for them- 
selves the forces which try to influence 
the press, and in particular a column 
which strives to discuss impartially 
matters of local interest. May I give 
my answer, and incidentally the guid- 
ing star of this column: "Thousands 
of words for the defence of truth, but 
not one paragraph for the commercial 
interests!" 

But the whole matter brought the 
state of the fraternity to my eye. I 
noticed the remark of a columnist in 
a nearby college that these organiza- 
tions were undergoing national criti- 
cism and his opinion that state 
college chapters were the cause. I 
remembered President Baker's counsel 
in his opening address of the year 
let the freshmen consider the frater- 
nity carefully. And I listened to the 
best of the upperclassmen's comments 
during rushing week. I have come to 
the conclusion painful, I a.ssure you 
that the fraternity, for which I have 
the profoundest affection for in the 
idea, is on the skids. Now, no sane 
man can doubt the value of such 
groups in an ideal condition; and 
therefore the matter is of great 
moment. 

Compari.son is always salutary. Con- 
sider the Engli.sh men's club. Of 
course the F^.ngli.sh are a queer folk 
they drink tea, are fond of wandering 
about in the noon day heat in sun 
helmets, and .still 



A class in ballroom dancing will be 
held every Tuesday evening in the 
Memorial building if enough students 
are interested. Mr. Shearer, a gradu- 
ate of the Arthur Murray Sch«>ol of 
Dancing in New York, and a specialist 
in the latest college dance steps, will 
conduct the classes, assisted by his 
dancing partner. The weekly charge 
is twenty-five cents, including a 4.> 
minute dancing class, followed by an 
hour of informal dancing. Are you 
interested? You will be approached 
soon in regard to enrollment in the 
dancing class! 



Well, there's the idea. Now for its 
application. During the first week of 
college the freshman could be wel- 
comed at the fraternity by a fishy 
handshake and a silent five minute 
stare at the section of wallpap«r 
directly behind his head. Next the 
neophyte should receive this letter: 

Be Demd Tyou Fraternity 
Master Bilksnap 

77 North College 
Dear Sir: 

The Interfraternity Council has 
asked us to see a small number of 
freshmen. Although it is quite in- 
convenient, you may come to the 
house from 5 to 5:15 p.m. Thursday. 
Yours, 

Secretary 

During this interview the members 
should toy abstractedly with their 
watches. Some months later: 

Be Demd Tyou Fratrrnity 
Master Bilksnap 

77 North College 
Dear Sir: 

We have agreed to allow you ;ind <i 
few other freshmen to invite th^ fra- 
ternity members out to dinner this 
coming Sunday. 

Yours, 

Secret.'ry 



Let G = Gum: Let D = Dish: 
G -I- D = equals an awful mess. 

The workers of the cafeteria wish to 
announce that in the future, all, 
patrons leaving gum on plates will 
kindly break those plates into many , 
small pieces and deposit in rubbish | 
barrels which will be arrayed about ' that bounder Smith isn't a half bad 
the dining hall for .such purposes. A dummy at bridge " This should come 
.studv of the matter reve i Is that more some three months before the appli- 
time is required to clean a gummy dish cation and filing of references. Similar 
than the original cost of the article observations .should follow at cautious 
warrants. , intervals. 



Finally, within the semestt!. ' 
Ijelieve they can | letter could l>e forwarded, intin. ilin^' 
produce gentlemen in the outmoded , that although the person wa.s n^'^ 
halls of Oxford, but they have clubs entirely satisfactory, his appli* '''"" 
which arc the delight of all civilized , would be considered, 
people. How do they do it? Why by 



actually discouraging all applicants. 
The accepted formula for breaking and 
entering the circle is to have one of 
your friends who is a member — and 
preferably a lord be heard to re- 
mark in the gun room, "You know 



NEW DESIGNS 

IN 
CHROMIUM AND COPPEI 
LAMPS TRAYS NOVEM H*-^ 
Suitable for 
Wedding Gifts or Private U-i' 

Miss Culler's Gift Shop 



117 Freshmen Elect Football; 

Frosh Victors In Razoo Night 



OlIiefN ChuoHe Cfomm Country, 
Swiniininilt uud Socrer 



With football receiving the prefer- 
ence of more than fifty percent of the 
frtshmen class, the freshmen physical 
education program for this year opened 
auspiciously last week, with the issu- 
ing of equipment for all sports. Of 
the 225 men students in the class of 
19H8, one hundred and seventeen 
elected football for their fall sport. 

Ireshman football will be run ac- 
cording to the plans which have been 
followed for the past few years. The 
fifhi few weeks of practice will be de- 
voted to conditioning exercises and 
the drilling on fundamentals. Prac- 
tice will be held twice a week under 
the supervision of varsity coach Melvin 
Taul)e, who will be assisted by mem- 
Ihts of the present varsity team. 

.After the men have been rounded 
into shape, the squad will be split up 
into teams and a round robin tourna- 
ment will be held. Each team will 
meet every other team in the league 
until one eleven has been crowned 
fre.shman champs. The yearling foot- 
ball season will close with a contest 
against the stalwarts of the class of '37. 

Cross country is also taking care of 
a goodly portion of the yearlings. 
Working under the guidance of Walt 
Stepat, crack miler and captain of 
the varsity team, who is assisting 
Coach Derby, groups are plodding 
over the freshman course every after- 
noon. Those who elected to take cross 
country work, are required to practice 
at least three times a week. 

As yet no definite schedule has been 
mapped out for the 1938 team, but it 
seems very likely that numerous in- 
formal meets will be held. Amherst 
freshmen and junior varsity teams as 
well as the State jayvees will probably 
provide the competition, and if the 
frosh outfit shows itself to be strong 
enough, the New England Intercol- 
legiates may be entered upon its 
sihedule. 

.Swimming, made possible as a fresh- 
man elective for the first time, has 
drawn 32 candidates. Joe Rogers, 
varsity mentor, will instruct. The re- 
Continued on Page 6 



"State-Sportltobf 



SIX MEETS FOR 

swmiam team 



Swininiinil Now Rerojlnized Vnr« 
sity Sport at State 



Having successfully negotiated the 
tides of one season as a trial sport, 
swimming will make its debut next 
January as a varsity sport represent- 
ing the Massachusetts State College. 
The schedule for this season's team 
lists six meets. 

As yet no official call has been 
Ls.sued for candidates for the team, 
hut a goodly number of last year's 
stand-bys may be seen working out 
almost daily even at this early date. 
The opening meet, with Bowdoin, will 
he held here on January 9th. Three 
days later, Wesleyan's natators will 
come here for another contest, and on 
January 19, the Statesmen will journey 
t<) Worcester to take on the Worcester 
Tech team. This meet will hold special 
interest for every member of the team, 
a.s Worcester is the Alma Mater of 
t^oadi Rogers. Victory over the 
Engineers would be sweet for some. 

Th State team will enjoy a short 
■^spit*' after this, and will not see 
action again until February 7th when 
Connecticut State will be met at 
Storr.s. On February 12 Williams will 
Pfoviti<: opposition at Williamstown, 
snd on February 19 Trinity will come 
°^^^ >n a meet which will mark the 
close ,.'■ the season. 

State has some experienced and 
'iltely prospects in Tirrell, Eldridge, 
f'ratt Clark, Hodder, Cutter, Welcher, 
^"vey, Libby, and Grant. Under the 
^xcell. nt coaching of Joe Rogers these 
■•'•'n >hould form the nucleus of a 
■''^fon>' team. 

^f aptain has been elected, yet. 
'"e riianagerial reins, however, have 
^1 : ut into the hands of Louis I, 
'^'inokur, who, moreover, is a better 
^han r' .erage swimmer, and may land 
* '^rth, for himself on the team. 



Defeat In Rope Pull Aveni^ed by 
Vit-torieN in Bouttt and Ruwh 

Rising up in vengeance and repaying 
the defeat in the rope pull, the class of 
1938 emerged victorious in the annual 
Razoo Night affairs held last Friday 
evening. Winning the boxing and 
wrestling bouts by a score of 21 1-2 
points to the sophomores' 12 1-2, the 
first-year men went out into the lead 
in the first part of the contest. Then, 
in the nightshirt scrap the freshmen 
also carried off the verdict this time 
with the count of 147 to 122, thus 
making the final total 168 1-2 to 
134 1-2. 

The whole event showed an unex- 
pected amount of class spirit, the 
freshmen breaking up the traditional 
sophomore lineup and rushing the 
second-year men. The climax of the 
evening was the attempts of the vic- 
torious freshmen to celebrate their win 
by ringing the chapel bell, only to be 
repulsed from the chapel by the sturdy 
Senate defense. 

BoutM Provide Kxritement 

Amidst much noise and the usual 
freshman cheer which is oftentimes 
designated to that enlightened part of 
New York City, the activities of the 
evening got under way in the Cage at 
seven o'clock. A boxing bout between 
the red-headed mustached John Mer- 
rill Sinclair of the class of 1937 and a 
first year man disguised under the 
sobriquet "Killer" Lichtenstein started 
the trouble. This bout was fast and 
furious and there is still some doubt in 
the minds of the audience whether 
Referee Hunter declared a war on the 
two participants or whether he was 
just excited by the superfluity of red. 
At any rate, he came close to ending 
the battle by knocking down both men 
on a number of occasions. However, 
the judges decided the exhibition was 
even and the official verdict was a 
draw. 

SopltM Even Se«»re 

But the next event provided a de- 
cision. A sophomore. Hardy, took on 
Harry L. Metaxas in a grunt and 
groan bout with the result that said 
Mr. Hardy emerged the winner over 
the 207 pound Metaxas and the sophs 
went into the lead. A little variety 
again brought boxing into the ring 
and this time the class of '38 made the 
count even when Friedman took the 
decision right out of the hands of 
Barr '37. Once the frosh got going 
they did admirably. Silverman '38 
won a victory over Toder '37 in the 
135-pound class in wrestling. 

Knorkout 

Gehringer '38 found himself in the 
way of a punch from Brennan '37 and 
when he woke up the score was again 
tied. Brennan was so satisfied with 
his prowess that he challenged the 
whole frosh class. One '38-er, Grimard, 
rushed to the battle and the frosh did 
the cheering. The last bout on the 
program ended favorably for the frosh 
and the first part of the contest was 
over. 

Fr«>Mh VIrturiouN in Melee 

The second part of the contest, held 
on the military field, started at 8:15. 
After a wild exhibition of conflict and 
turmoil the war was terminated. The 
spoils of war were counted. Thirty- 
six sophomores cooled their heels in 
the pen while the frosh kept the 
haberdashers profits down by retain- 
ing the possession, or at least the 
major part, of 75 shirts. This chalked 
up 147 points for the freshmen. The 
second-year men were a little better 
in regards the dry goods capturing 82 
freshman shirts in various stages of 
ventilation while the sophs succeeded 
in keeping 25 freshmen in the pen. 
When the final count was made the 
frosh had amassed the total of 168 1-2 
points and the class of 1937 trailed 
with 134 1-2. But the sophomores are 
still looking forward to the six-man 
rope pull and the battle of the greased 
pole all in the unpredictable future. 



The facts of the Williams game: 

State Williams 



Yardage gained 


34 


148 


Yardage lost 


24 


18 


First downs 


4 


8 


Passes thrown 


14 


4 


Passes Completed 


3 


3 


Yard gained by passes 


45 


53 


Number of punts 


11 


13 


Average distance 


32 


30 



iluw Otherti Fared 

Northeastern 27, American I. C. 6 
Amherst 22, Connecticut State 
Rhode Island 6, Maine 
Vermont 19, Rensselaer 



Numerals were awarded to the 
following men for Spring Track last 
year: Woodbury '36, Allen '37, Hess 
'37, Ryan '37, Moss '37, Avery '37, 
I^pham '37, Bryant '37, Whittemore 
'37. Miner '36, Riley '37, Proctor '36, 
Parker '36, Dobby '37. Spiller '37. 
Holdsworth '37. Thurlow '37. Freed- 
man '37, and Grant '37. 



By tying with Lamlxla Chi Alpha 
for first in baseball and by finishing 
third in the relays. Kappa Sigma won 
first place for the second straight year 
in the athletic division of the compe- 
tition for the Interfraternity Cup. By 
winning the relay and tying with three 
other fraternities for second in base- 
ball, Theta Chi nosed out Sigma Phi 
Epsilon to finish second in the final 
standing. 



LAST MINUTE TOUCHDOWN GIVES 
WILUAMS VICTORY OVER STATE 



Rain, Mud, and Slippery Hull 

Hamper Effect ivenewM «»f 

Uutli TeuiiiN 



NOTICE 

DANCE BAND MUSICIANS WANTED 

Must be experienced in Dance Band 
No brass required 

Apply - Edw. Clapp, 29 No. College 



Competition in the athletic division 
of the Interfraternity Cup begins to- 
night in the cage when Alpha Sigma 
Phi meets Theta Kappa (iamma and 
Sigma Phi P^psilon meets Q.T.V. in 
soccer. Until about October 18 the 
various fraternities will contest in 
soccer and then touch football will be 
played. Larry Briggs, who is in 
charge of interfraternity athletics has 
arranged a new plan of competition 
for this year. Instead of two leagues 
of five teams each, which was the way 
the schedule was run last year, there 
will be four leagues of three teams 
each this coming season. For each 
sport the teams in the leagues will l>e 
changed so that when competition is 
finally finished all the fraternities will 
have met each other at least once in 
some sport. During the next week the 
following soccer games will be played 
in the Cage: 

Thursday, October 4 
ASP. vs. T.K.G. 
S.P.E. vs. Q.T.V. 

Tuesday, October 9 

A.E.P. vs. L.C.A. 
PL.T. vs. P.S.K. 



Sliding and slipping through the 
mud and water, the Royal Purple of 
Williams emerged victorious over the 
Maroon and White football forces last 
Saturday on Alumni Field, 12 to 7, 
after a game that was remarkable for 
the conditions under which it was 
played. For an opening game of the 
season for both teams, it provided 
some good football under the adverse 
weather conditions, it being only in 
the closing minutes of the game that 
Williams scored and wiped out the 
slim one-point State lead. 

This game, marking the first grid- 
iron encounter between Williams and 
the Statesmen since 1927, saw the 
Taubemen at a considerable disad- 
vantage because of their inability to 
use pass plays. Under more favorable 
playing conditions it seems certain 
that the Maroon and White would 
have accomplished much by virtue of 
the overhead heaving. As it was, pass 
after pass hit the receivers' hands only 
to bounce to the ground lM*cause of 
the impossibility of holding the muddy 
water-sogged ball. 

Rrilliant Kiekinf^ by Stewart 
Scoreless throughout the first half, 
the Maroon and White had the ad- 
vantage through the brilliant kicking 
of Johnny Stewart, who, time after 
time, sent the ball down the field for 
forty, fifty, and sixty yards. But the 
second half was a little different. 
Three times the lead changed hands. 
Williams, with Holmes carrying the 
ball, scored a touchdown in the third 
quarter, but the attempt for the extra 
point was unsuccessful. Halfway 
through the final pericxi a pass from 
Johnny Stewart to Bill Davis brought 
the ball across the line. Milhall made 
the extra point with difficulty and the 
Statesmen went into a lead of one 
point. This loomed large until Holmes 
conducted a march to the Maroon and 
White citadel. Forty yards on a 
series of rushes, the Purple star 
battered his way. With their backs 
against the wall, the Tauliemen held 
once and twice, but the greater weight 
of Williams on the water-soaked field 
was too much and Holmes crashed 
over for the winning score. Again 



7:15 
8:00 



7:15 
8:00 



Wednesday, October 10 

7:15 K.S. vs. S.P.E. 
8:00 N.F. vs. K.E. 



According to Professor Curry Hicks 
the number of tennis courts of this 
college will be increased next spring. 
A new court will be built near the 
old ones and hard-surfaced so that it 
will be possible to play on it just as 
soon as the snow will melt. 

The prospective addition is made 
possible through the accumulated in- 
terest of the Admiral Barber Fund 
which has also provided the present 
courts. 

An attempt is also being made to 
get the Federal government to appor- 
tion to this college a sum of money 
which will enable twenty-four addi- 
tional courts to be built. 



DEVISES MACHINERY FOR 

TESTINCJ DRIVING ABILITY 

Continued from Page 1 
street and highway safety. Dr. De- 
Silva is carrying on a research project 
under a grant of Sigma Xi to study 
the correlation of body voltage changes 
with basal metabolism by the gaso- 
metric method. Dr. DeSilva took his 
A.B. degree from the University of 
Florida in 1920, studied in Berlin in 
1925, was a National Research Council 
Fellow at Harvard in 1925-26, and at 
Cambridge in 1927-28, and has earned 
the degree of Doctor of Philosophy at 
Harvard and Cambridge Universities. 



HARRIERS SEEK WIN 
IN OPENING MEET 



TuftN CuntrMt (hily llinnr Event 
of Week-end 

With the team having been selected 
after intensive competition. State's 
varsity harriers will swing into action 
for the first time this season, in a 
meet with the Tufts (College cross 
country team, this Saturday. The 
contest will be the only home athletic 
event of the week. 

During the course of last year's 
entire season, the Statesmen were de- 
feated in only one meet. The 1934 
team hopes to be able to better this 
mark, ('aptain Stepat, whose s<;nsa- 
tional running has been exhibited 
more than once before, will lead his 
teammates. Wally was undefeated in 
competition last season. 

Bob Murray, the holder of the 
course record, will be another one of 
the select seven. Ray Proctor, another 
veteran will also l)e in the grind, as 
will Bill Gillette, (lordon Bishop and 
Carl Dunker, both lettermen in 1933, 
will be amongst the starters. The 
seventh man on the team will be a 
sophomore, "Doc" Bryant, who dis- 
tinguished him.self as a freshman 
harrier and half miler. 

It is very evident that no colleges 
underrate the power of the M.S.t'. 
team. Last .Saturday, the Williams 
College cross country squad came here 
to go over the varsity course in antici- 
pation of their meet with .State on 
October 20. 

The schedule: 
Oct. 6 Tufts at M.S.C. 

13 Northeastern at Boston 
20 Williams at M.S.C. 
27 W.P.I, at M.S.C. 
Nov. 3 Amherst at M.S.C. 

12 New Englands at Boston 



Repeat Victory Sought 
From Bowdoin Team 

Hoping to duplicate last year's in- 
spired 14-0 victory over the Polar 
Bears, the Massachusetts .State Col- 
lege grid forci's will attempt to cap- 
ture Bowdoin's football citadel in 
Brunswick, Maine this Saturday. The 
game will mark the o|M'ning of the 
football .Htui.Hon for the Maine contin- 
gent. 

The Polar Bears usu^illy turn out a 
heavy and capable combine. ImhI 
year's eleven did not reach its heights 
until mid-s«'as<m, but once the Bear 
liecame arous4>d it became unlieatable. 
The result was that Bowdoin toppleP 
over strong opposition and finished 
amongst the small college leaders. 

The team which respresenled the 
Statesmen last Saturday will probably 
face the Bowdoin combine. The back- 
field consisting of Sturtevant. KiM'nig. 
Stewart, and Ctmsolatti are groomed 
for action. The line will have Rossiter 
at center, flanked by Nietupski and 
Schaffner who alternated with Bern- 
stein and I..eavitt. Guzowski and 
Mulhall will hold down the tackle 
berths, and Davis and Adams will be 
on the flanks. 

Bowdoin pres4>nts a dangerous 
ground attack as well as an aerial 
thieat. The Maine gridsters are heavy 
ground gainers, and Johnson, a back, 
can pass with the b<>st of them. 

Booters Swing Into 
Action Against W.P.I. 

Faced by heavy losses through 
graduation, the Maroon and White 
soccer players will open thin year's 
drive with a trip to Worcester Poly- 
technic Institute on Saturday. With 
thriH' weeks <)f practice complete<l. 
Coach Iwirry Briggs expects this year's 
squad to Ih> on <i par with last year's 
despite the absence of si'ven regulars. 
For the past three years, .State has 
won what has In-en the fipening game 
for lM>th si'h«>ols. Much will depend 
this time upon the ability of the 
Techmen to field a group of veteran 
players. 

Coach Briggs anticipates an offenae 
that will display more teamwork than 
last yt^ar although there are no stars 
such as Mackimmie or Kozlowski. 
.Saturday's forward line will consist of 
Don Hazelhuhn, junior letterman, or 
Jih; Kennedy, sophomore recruit, as 
center, flanked by two of last year's 
rc^gulars, Davidson and Hunter, as 
inside men. Two newcomers, Conway 
and Bielier will start as wings with 
Johnny Wood as relief man. 

Defensively, ('aptain Jimmy Black- 
burn at the key post of center half- 
hack and Red Wood at fullback will 
form the nucleus of the protecting 
division, ('urt ('lark is again slated 
for one halfback p<ist and Sweinberger, 
Becker, and Goddard are thrct> juniors 
battling for the other In-rth. The line- 
up will be completed with (George and 
Norris at fullback and goal. Mallf>ch 
and Turner are exptjcted to win their 
spurs at the last two positions during 
the game. 



.State foiled the attempt for the extra 
point. 

Williams used their weight advan- 
tage to good stead using plays through 
the guards and tackles. The Statesmen 
on the other hand didn't have the 
weight to match this type of play, 
but th<! Taubemen did wonders on 
defeast; while holding an excellent 
passing attack which was only stopped 
by the por)r weather conditions. .Stew- 
art was by far the outstanding player 
on the State team, his passing and 
kicking Innng the big .State threat and 
his pass to Bill Davis was the means 
of State scoring. 

FirMt Period 

The play in the first period was 
mostly in Williams territory. After 
the opening kickoff and an exchange 
of kicks, Stewart heaved a pass which 
was intended for Davis. Bill made a 
valiant attempt to get the pass which 
Continued on Page 4 




THE MASSACHUSETTS COLLEGIAN. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4. 1934 



THE M ASS ACIU SETTS COLLEGIAN. Till RSDAY. OCTOBER 4. 1934 



Faculty Club Will Use Newly 
Renovated Stockbridge House 



IliMtorital Old Building U Re- 
paired fur Oci-iiputiuii 
Ah Clubr«Miiii 

After many years of decay and 
neglect, the old Stockbridge house has 
been completely remodeled and is now 
to be the meeting place of the newly 
organized Faculty Club. 

There hiiH been an ever increasing 
need for a suitable meeting place in 
which the social gatherings of the 
faculty members could be held. Pre- 
viously, meetings were held in Stock- 
bridge Hall and in the Memorial 
building, but the.se buildings proved 
to be entirely iiiadequate. 

In the years following former Presi- 
dent Levi Stockbridge's occupancy of 
the dwelling, the old house slowly 
changed from "the house in which the 
harastKHl judge resided. On the south- 
ern wing it degenerates, after the 
manner of New Kngland farm houses, 
from a gracious colonial dignity into 
an open woodshed and barnly tag- 
ons," as Professor Rand described it 
in YesterdayH, to a decayed, tumble- 
down structure. 

The theme of the early American 
dwelling is adhered to as nearly as 
possible. Antique furniture given by 
the board of trustees, open-beamed 
ceilings, panelled walls, and eight and 
twelve-paned windows add a quiet 
dignity to the remodeled building. 
The library and reception rooms are 
furnished entirely with antique pieces. 
An original built-in cupboard with the 
usual clover-leaf shelves has been pre- 
served in the reception room. The 
fireplaces in the library and the dining 
room have been completely restored, 
and a massive fireplace of native stone 
has been constructed in the lounge. 
The ceilings of all rcMims except the 
old wood-shed, which has been con- 
verted into a game room, are low, and 
give a long, rambling effect to the 
house. 

Quarters f«)r the iluh hostess are 
located off the dining room, and the 
room beyond the old wood-shed has 
become the office of the club. The 
upstairs rooms are devoted to ladies 
and men's coal rooms. 

The following officers have been 
elected for the coming year: 

President, Dr. Hugh P. Baker; 
Vice-President, Professor Mildred 
Briggs; Treasurer, Professor Guy V. 
Glatfelter. 



State Tax Commissioner 
Addresses Convocation 

Speaking on tax distrbution, Henry 
F. Ix)ng, State Commissioner of Cor- 
porations and Taxation, addressed 
the student body at convocation last 
'I'hursday. Commissioner Long spoke 
on the relation of the benefits received 
by the individual from the govern- 
ment. With these in mind the neces- 
sity of taxes should be expected rather 
than criticized by the citizens. He 
also stressed the necessity of having 
the burden reasonably well spread out 
so as to bring home to every person 
his dependence on government and 
the responsibility resting on him to 
support that government. 



LAST MINI'TE SCORE 

WINS FOR WILLIAMS 

Continued from Page 3 
was perfect but the slippery pigskin 
slipped from his grasp on Williams 
19-yard line. Stewart then kicked to 
the Purple one-yard line and the kick 
was immediately returned. 

Purple Threat Stopped 

Opening the second stanza, Williams 
reeled off a series of rushes that gained 
them nine yards and Holmes punted to 
the State territory where the play re- 
mained during most of the period. A 
fumble by State was recovered by the 
Purple captain on the 29-yard line. 
This started a Williams assault led by 
Holmes which reeled off two first 
downs and brought the ball to the 
Maroon and White seven yard line. 
Holmes, on the next play, hit right 
tackle for five yards but two yards 
remained for a touchdown. But a 
Williams penalty changed matters. 
Holmes started away on a run around 
left end and appeared to be in the 
clear when a great tackle by Stewart 
brought him to the ground. A series 
of rushes and a pass lost the ball tor 
the Purple three yards short of the 
goal. 

WillianiN SrureH 

Williams kicked off to start the 
second half and Stewart returned it. 
Salsich got off a beautiful kick that 
went dead on the State four yard line. 
Stewart again booted out of danger 
to the 33-yard marker. Then started 
the Williams touchdown march with 
Gordon, Stanley, and Holmes carrying 



the ball. A fifteen yard penalty, 
called on Williams only served to 
postpone the score as Holmes reeled 
off two rushes and the ball was over. 
Lamberton was unsuccessful in his try 
for the extra point from placement 
and the score stood Williams 6, 
State 0. 

Williams kicked off again and play 
aee-sawed over the 50-yard line for the 
rest of the period. 

State came back strong in the final 
session. Williams, starting off with 
substantial gains by Shipley and 
Holmes, went into reverse when a 
loose ball was fallen on by Fred I.«hr. 
Filipkowski hit the line for a yard or 
two, and Jack Koenig, who played a 
great game at his new position, 
carried the ball for five more. A five- 
yard Williams penalty gave State 
another first down on the 48-yard line. 
An unsuccessful Stewart to Sturtevant 
pass was followed by a punt. On the 
first down, the ball was returned via 
the kicking route and Consolatti was 
downed on his own 42-yard line. An- 
other pass which almost was success- 
ful and a five yard loss led up to a 
State punt. This punt from the toe 
of Johnny Stewart was an excellent 
piece of kicking. Standing on his own 
29-yard line Stewart received the pass, 
partly juggled the ball, and booted it 
over the heads of the inrushing 
Williams line. The ball travelled far 
down the field and came to rest 
inches from the goal line. 



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Announcement has been made by 
Cornelia Foley *36, president of ihe 
Intersorority Council, that the rules 
for sorority rushing have been revised. 
FVeshman girls will be rushed im- 
mediately after Thanksgiving this 
year instead of between semesters as 
was the custom previously. Another 
innovation pertains to transfers who 
will be rushed at the same time as 
the freshmen. Formerly transfers 
were rushed at any time during the 
year. It is expected that the rushing 
rules will be distributed very soon so 
that the girls, freshmen and transfers, 
will be able to look them over and 
become acquainted with them. 

The Intersorority Council held its 
annual banquet at the Davenport Inn 
on Wednesday, September 25, with 
Miss ICdna L. Skinner as guest of 
honor. The banquet was followed by 
a short business meeting. 

W.S.G.A. held its first meeting of 
the year on Thursday, September 26, 
at 7:30 o'clock in the Memorial build- 
ing. A series of teas to be given in the 
Abbey were planned and dates were 
drawn by the five sororities, W.S.G.A. 
and Y.W.C.A. 

W.S.G.A. will hold a co-ed dance on 
Saturday, October 6, at 3:30 o'clock 
in the Memorial building. Ernestine 
Browning '36 is the chairman and 
Betty Perry *35 is in charge of the 



(3Ump0C0 in paeelnQ | 
" — ^- 



Murphy lost a couple of yards. A 
pass, Stewart to Murphy didn't click j orchestra. Elizabeth Ix>w '36 is in 
and the ball was returned. On the charge of invitations, Barbara Davis 
next play, Stewart went way back and ; '36 of refreshments, and Lucille Mun- 
heaved the ball far down the left side j roe '37 of publicity. Dancing will last 
of the field. Bill Davis received the ' from 3:30 to 5 o'clock and refresh- 
ball on the run on the Williams 14 ' ments will be served, 
yard line and raced untouched the rest j 

of the way for the tying touchdown. The members of Lambda Delta Mu 
Sturtevant, holding the ball on the try are planning a "vie" party on Satur 



for point, fumbled the pass from 
center but recovered it in time for 
Mulhall to place-kick the extra point. 

State kicked off and held the Purple 
outfit on their own 30-vard marker j Council member to replace Betty 



day, October 6, to be held in their 
new house on Sunset Court. 

Marion Bullard '36 of Alpha Lambda 
Mu has been elected as Intersorority 



until Williams kicked, a beautiful boot 
that rolled to the State 10-yard line. 
A penalty for offside on Williams pre- 
ceded Stewart's kick. The ball was 
partly blocked and went to the middle 
of the field. Then Holmes and the 
Williams team opened up an offensive 
drive that brought the ball down into 
the shadows of the goal posts. The 
Maroon and White put up a good de- 
fense, holding the heavier Williams 
men for two downs. But the weight 
advantage told in the sloppy field and 
Holmes crashed over for the touch- 
down. Incidentally, this man Holmes 
is the same one who made the two 
touchdowns that defeated Amherst 
last year. A kickoff, a State rush, an 
unsuccessful forward pass, and the 
game ended, Williams 12, State 7. 

The lineup: 

WllliamH 

W. Wei lis 



Mam. State 

Lelir. Adams. W. Davis, n 
Guzowski, Mulhall. rt 
Nietupski, Bernstein, rg 
Roasiter, c 
Leavitt, Schaffner Ik 
Mulhall. Peterson, It 



It, Roberts, Stantuu 
Ik. Cohendet. Gendar 
r, Noehreu 
rg. O'Reilly 
rt, I.aniertun 



Adams, Moran, W. Davis. Bongiolotti, le 

re. Reynolds, Oatrandrr 
Sturtevant, Heckham, qb 

qb. Wood, Mtlnerncy, Ilulmes 
Conaolatti, Filipkowski, rhb Ihb, Shipley, Sulsicli 
Stewart, Ihb rhb. Holmes, Stanley 

Koenig. Mnrphy, Allen, (b fb, .Mosely. tktrdon 



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Riley who has left college. 

Announcement has been made of 
the marriage of Katherine Parsons, 
formerly a member of the class of 
1935 and of Lambda Delta Mu, to 
Harold Bishop S'32. 

The W.A.A. cabinet held a meeting 
last Wednesday, September 26, and 
it was decided that rifle and swimming 
would be conducted on an intersorority 
basis this year. A new set of rules for 
the awarding of numerals was com- 
posed and will be made public soon. 
It was decided to award a blazer in 
the fall to the senior girl who has done 
the most athletically, and another in 
the spring to a junior who has de- 
served it for doing the most for the 
W.A.A. There is to be a field day for 
all girLs about the first of November. 
Beatrice Rafter '36 is the head chair- 
man and will announce further plans 
later. 

Sigma Beta Chi is giving a tea on 
Friday, October 5, from four to five 
o'clock for the house mothers of the 
sorority houses. 

Constance Hall '36 has been chosen 
by Sigma Beta Chi as the chairman 
of their Dad's Day program. 



By Peiping Tom 
The Chinee-man 

The Chinee-man, you know, liveK in 
the Orient. The Orient is the land of 
the Sunrise, and can be reached liy 
following the direction of the Sunset. 
This is because the earth is round. 
Anyway, that is what the Chinee-niHn 
learned when he stowed away in ,tn 
Orientation class one day. 

Yes, indeed! The earth is round 
like an orange. And the sun is round 
but bigger than the earth. And the 
earth and the sun and a lot of other 
oranges make up a solar system; and 
solar systems make up galaxies; and 
galaxies make up super-galaxies; ;ind 
super- galaxies make up God-knowH 
what. 

But since the Chinee- man had come 
from the Orient, he wasn't interested 
in all his Orientation (besides he had 
studied it once long ago). He was 
watching the little guinea pigs to .see 
how this innoculation of facts and 
fancies would take. Some of the suh- 
jects under observation stared with 
eyes and mouths wide in amazement. 
Others stared with mouths wide and 
eyes closed heavily in sleep. Some 
scribbled notes hastily. Others drew 
funny -faces and nondescript marginal 
lines. But one little piggy-wiggy, 
perched cross-legged, thoughtfully 
wrote on his dog-eared slate. 

Here is the glimpse the Chinee- man 
caught: 

HIGHER MATHEMATICS 

The high wheel of heaven turns 
With ten million shining Urns, 
A transcendant arc of light 
In the interstellar night. 

Flaming suns with fiery veils 
Balance in their burning scales. 
Spin their curves, and shining (*ome 
By a radiant rule of thumb. 

Starry patterns, starry laws, 
Buried in the primal cause, 
Marshall to the cold decree 
Of a bright geometry. 

The mathematics of the sky 
Is frightening, when such as I 
Cannot with impunity 
Resolve the simple rule of three. 

P.T. 



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Mountain Day To Be Held 
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moon Holiday M'ill Be \n- 
iiounced by Chapel Bell 



M luntain Day has been restored to 
it.s fi rmer place among the older cus- 
tom of the Massachusetts State 
Coll' Re. Once again the only an- 
noun> ement made will be the ringing 
of thi" chapel bell. 

Ir 1923, a new fire tower was dedi- 
latfd on the summit of Mount Toby. 
ColUse officially closed for the day, 
and I he majority of the student body 
and faculty journeyed to the mountain 
when- the day was spent in varied 
actlMties, including wood chopping 
cuntt'sts, pie eating contests, and 
^pet't lies by variou.s important people. 
Karly Popularity 
From that time on, students and 
ihe f.Kulty considered Mountain Day 
.(.•i oiu' of their regular holidays. The 
(hapol bell would ring on a suitable 
fall morning at seven-thirty to declare 
the expected holiday. Everyone flock- 
(4 to the Colonial Inn where a pro- 
(ts.sion of trucks, autos, bicycles, and 
students on foot left for the wide open 
spaces on the first outing of the college 

I year. Apples, cider, grapes, dough- 
nuts, and hot dogs, (all you could eat), 
were .served by the college cafeteria 
workers. 

Tohy "Renovated" 

Any day now the chapel bell will 

nng to announce Mountain Day. The 

past year has brought about many 

thanges on Mt. Toby. Even the most 

I experienced "Tobyite" will hardly 
recognize Cranberry Pond. This pond 

I has l)een enlarged by CWA workers 
from a six acre pond and swamp to a 

I beautiful thirty-acre pond. Roaring 



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Brook clearing boasts of a much en- 
larged area with many new fireplaces. 
In previous years much difficulty has 
been experienced in the finding of the 
meeting place. The Outing Club is 
clearly marking the way from campus 
to the place of the meeting. There are 
many alternate routes. Each one will 
be marked, making it impossible for 
anyone to become lost. 

TranNporatioii Solvf>d 

This year's events will l)e held in an 
easily accessible place. There will be 
no excuse for anyone to stay at home 
as adequate transportation will be 
providcnl free for everyone who does 
not wi.sh to walk. 

This year, the order of events has 
been changed. Instead of journeying 
to the mountain in the morning and 
having lunch there as usual, the events 
will start in the afternoon and con- 
tinue into the evening. They will 
consist of organized sports, contests, 
and hikes in the afternoon followed by 
.supper. In the evening, there will be 
a bonfire and campfire singing by 
moonlight. 



Drop in and see Bill and A1 

And have a steak — or {perhaps just 
a sandwich and colTec at 

Deady's Diner 

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When in need of Flowers 

for any occasion. Remember 

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Charles Butterworth U'na Merkel 

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in 
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Janet Gaynor 

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Russ Columbo June Knlftht 
Rotter Pryor Andy Devine 



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.MANY PI.KINiKS FKOM 

FKKSII.MKN CLASS 

Continued from Page 1 

Phi Siftma Kappa 

IX)n.iKl J.uksoii .VS. FMw.ird W. Higitens It . 
Ir.vm.m L. Frost, lohn IC. Ri»e Jr.. C.ardner" L 
Hurt. Siiinuel 1). OeF'oreft. William .\. Ma. I'luil. 
l-diuund (;. WiKox. Thomas Henii.ss<'v Ir . 
Norman F:. Walker. Harry L. Blaisdell Jr . Fratuis 
L. (.illis, William H. Ilarristm. (ieorne B. .\<lains 
Jr . Thomas (1. Lyman. 

Phi Lambda Tau 

I)ayi<l Colilinan .«>. .Moses lOiitin '.'<7. Simiiel 
Klihinoff .{T. William Bermnan ".iS. Jo,seiili 
Bialer, Walter Kpstein. Samuel (;olul>, llerlieri 
llaliK-rn. Benjamin Hirswh, Benjamin llurwitrh 
Mitihill Jaikson. S-ymour J.ii-ob!M>n. Sidney 
Kurmitsky, Leu Taiitienbaum. Maurii-e Tonkin. 
Lambda Chi Alpha 

l-ouis BartUtt "AH. Harold Bioderiik. Philip 
( hase. fliffoid Curtis. J<xseph Dunn. Willi.im 
Katon. Thomas Kelley. John L;iyiakas. Kohert 
Lyons. Nicholas \';ilavanis. 

Alpha (iamma Rhu 

Riihard Smtuiei ■;J7. Peter Nietuiiski '.l.'i, 
Walter Knittht ',{H. Riihard J. FiliiKiltiek. William 
J Kaynor, Thomas F^. Ilaiidlorth. FIver.-tt I.. 
Knifland. Kenneth F". Benson, Kolieri K. Marsh 

< Istiood L. N'illaume. .\lfred F;ranu>. Leon W. ('cme, 
Frank W. Kinusbtiry. Wallaie Heckiii.ui. lUmer 
K. Ixjinhard. Uuvis Beaumont. 

Thcta Chi 
Marshall B. .Mien. Kexfor.l II. .Xvery. F. Fair- 
lield (.'arr. C'yius Freneh, FMnar S. IWuuinoiii, 
I'hiliii II. ILi'^kins. lleil>ort II. Johnson. Richard 

< Kiun, Norman IC. Linden. Clitford .\. Lu<e, 
W, Kimliall .Mililiell |r.. Paul S. Putnam, William 
!• . WeKker. 

Kappa Slftma 
FtuKeiie F:. (lehrinuer. Russ«ll J. Ilauek. Ralph 
luuram ,Ri>hard R. IrviiiK, Robert K. Morrison. 
James B. Olivier. .Alfred PaRe, Frederick Sievera. 
Alpha Sigma Phi 
Joseph i'ronin Mt. ll.iiry Johnson ".U\, David 
I-oinb '.is, H. Bukina. l>onalil Isley, Joseph Jones. 
'>. T. V. 
Farl BlomlH-tii, William J. Collins, I^iuulas 
J WcmmIs. William (i. NcHinan, Frit/ .\. S. Wind- 
bla<l, .\Iedevii 11. l>em<>iiie. Warren S. Baker Jr.. 
William B. Graham, T. Maciluire ".i7, D. Terrielo 
.iT. 

Kappa EpHilon 
Ray Moult. Willi. mi Rilej, \ ernon Coiitu. R. 
F^. b>.u.i>, R. P. ((leaiion. 



117 FRKSllMKN 

KLKCT F<N>TKAI.I. 

Continued from Page .'{ 
quirements attached to swimming are 
a little more rigid than those in regard 
to other sports. The natators being 
required to practice at least five times 
a week. It is hoped that some in- 
formal meets may be arranged for this 
group. 

Soccer, another one of the four 
elective sports for freshmen, has 
twenty -one adherents. Soctrer prnr- 
tice will be held in much the same 
fashion as football, and will be direc- 
tcnl by Coach Hriggs. The men will 
be divided into teams which will 
compete with each other. The fresh- 
man soccer players will also end their 
season with a numeral game against 
the sophomores. 

Those men who did not elect any 
sport will take class work which 
con.sists of the playing of various 
sports for a definite period of time. In 
this way all freshmen will be engaged 
in one form of exercise or another. 



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EDITORLIL 

Continued from Page 2 
responsibility of student affairs to the 
administration. Why have class offi- 
cers at all if members of each class 
apparently do not want to elect them. 
We favor the alxilishment of all class 
officers unless each student takes a 
greater interest in the election of the 
leaders, and develops a greater spirit 
or pride in the organization of a class. 
The question again returns to our 
opening .sentences, something has 
indtH^d happened at this college in 
regard to trollege and class spirit, 
('ollege spirit is evidently disappear- 
ing rapidly. It will vani.sh completely 
unless the student group arouses it- 
s(;lf from its inactivity. I.*t us begin 
the drive for In'tter college spirit by 
giving greater support to the college 
band and to class organization and 
elections! 



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PHONE CO. OtFICIAL 
TO ADDRESS COLLEGE 

"What Business Kxpi>cts of the 
College Man" will l)e the subject of 
John J. Reddy's address in convoca- 
tion on Thursday, October 11. 

Mr. Reddy comes from Springfield 
where he is the division commercial 
supervisor of the New England Tele- 
phone and Telegraph Company. He 
graduated from IU>ston ('ollege in 
1924 and since then he has been asso- 
ciated with the telephone company, 
first as field supervisor and New 
Hampshire manager, and now as 
division supervisor of Western Massa- 
chusetts and Vermont. 

Mr. Reddy is well known by many 
of the students on the campus as he 
has made many friends through his 
talks in previous years to the classes 
in agricultural economics. 



COM.MINITY CONCERT 

HAS MEMIIER,SII1I> |>R|VE 

Continued from Page 1 
tion has, the better are the attractions 
which can be obtained. There will be 
a minimum of three concerts* in Am- 
herst. During the past three years, the 
Amherst committ«H> hjis Ikh'o able to 
secure such world renowned artists as 
Harold Bauer and Nikolai Orloff, 
pianists, Tos<-hH Seidel, the famwl 
violinist. Nelson Kddy and Wilber 
Kvans, gifted young baritones, the 
New York and Firosa String quartets, 
and the Barrere-Salzedo-Britt Trio. 

Membership in the Community 
Concert Association is international. 
A membi>rship card will admit its 
holder to any community concert in 
any city in the United States or 



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IN NORTH DORM 

Across from Book Store 

Work Done by Experts 



Cannda, and for the coming H<>ason 
the Springfield Assoicntion has an- 
nounctni one of Ihe outstanding .s«'ries 
in the country Harold Bauer and 
Ossip (labrilowitsch. probably the 
most artistic duo-piano team in the 
musical w«>rid, Lily Poiw, the leading 
coloratura soprano o( the present day, 
and Yehudi Menuhin, the violinist. 
It is to be rememl)<>red that the 
membership cards are interchange- 
able. If the holder cannot atU>nd, the 
card may i>e given to a friend. Mem- 
l)ership f<ir adults is $5.00, for stud- 
ents, $2. .50. 



TIIET.i CHI WINS 

FRATERNITY TROIMi Y 

Continued fntm Page 1 
little difference iM'twtvn third and 
fourth positions. 

(%)mpetition was started in 19.10 to 
promote better campus relationship 
and endeavour. The cup is to be held 
for the following year by the winner 
and the first housi> to win it three 
times will retire th*- cup from compe- 
tition. F<»r the past year, Professor 
Frank Prentice Rand announces the 
following final stantlings in Academics 
Activities: 

Theta ('hi 40 

Phi Sigma Kappa 32 

Kappa .Sigma 25 

Alpha Kpsilon Pi 25 

Lamlnla Chi Alpha 21 

.Sigma Phi Kpsilon 1 1 

Q T. V. ,10 

Kappa Kpsilon ... 7 

Alpha Sigma Phi ... 6 

Alpha (iamma Rho 4 

Phi Lambda Tau 1 

Theta Kappa Camma 1 



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BAND AND ORCHESTRA 
BEGIN ORGANIZATION 



Negotiations are now under way to 
secure the services of Mr. John 
Jenney, manager of the band instru- 
ment branch of C. J. Conn. Ltd., of 
Hartford, Conn., as band director. 



Mr. Jenney, who has had experience 
with Iwth 8<)U»a'8 and Fryor's bands, 
will be in Amherst on October 4, and 
will direct a rehearsal in Bowker 
auditorium at 8 o'clock. Students 
trying out for the band will report at 
that time, ready for rehearsal. Former 
band members, having in their posses- 
sion band books or music, are urgently 



requested to return them to Manager 
Snow as soon as possible. 

OrfheMtra I'lider Way 
Candidates for the college orchestra 
which will be directed by Mr. Frank 
Stratton are: Class of 1935. Schreiter, 
Weiner, Clark, Bliss, Veeriing. I^avitt; 
Class of 1936, Sullivan, Parker, Wilder, 
Miss Flynn, Miss Low, Pratt, Peter- 



son, Clapp, Sandford, Ferguson, Miss 
Nurmi, Gates; Class of 1937, Aiken, 
Miss Lannon. Miss Downing, Avery; 
Class of 1938, Kwing, Bartlett. Went- 
worth, San Clemente, Miss Taylor, 
Gidding, C. Hemond, H. Hemond, 
Handforth, Winblad, Cooper, Miss 
Fletcher, I^ee, Miss Thayer. 

Other students who have not yet 



tried out but wish to are invited t,, 
attend the next rehearsal which wih bt 
held Wednesday evening at 8 o'liocit 
in the Memorial building. 



F Roland Bray '28 is land.s. ip^ 
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TIIK MASSACIIl SK'rrs CH>LLKCilAN. TIUKSItAY, OC^TOBKK II. Itt.il 



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COMMUNITY CONCERT 
DRIVE IS SUCCESS 

liK rt'tiMtnl Siil>sfr!pt!itii l*r«tvidi>s 
lii«TriiM«' in l..oral C»iif«'rtM 

lour local concerts will be sponsored 
by the Amherst Community ('oncert 
AsMKiatJon during the coming year 
aitiirding to an announcement made 
by Professor Stowell C. Coding, in- 
sttiid of the previous plan of only 
three Amherst concerts. 

The membership for the coming 
vear is greater than it has been for 
any single year since the establish- 
ment of the Community Concert 
Association in Amherst. As was evi- 
denced last year, more interest is being 
shown by the students of the Mass. 
State College than by other student 
groups in the neighborhood. One 
hundred and eighty-five memberships 
were purchased by Mass. State College 
students, exclusive of faculty sub- 
scription. 

The artists who will ap{>ear at 
Springfield Association have been an- 
nounced, but as yet the complete 
schedule of the Amherst Association 
ha.'i not been made public. It is ex- 
pected that Nino Martini, the famous 
tenor who is very popular both in 
concert and in the Metropolitan 
Opera, will be the first of four artists 
who will appear in Amherst. There 
are to be three concerts in Springfield, 
and four in Pittsfield. The Springfield 
.Wociation announces for the coming 
season — Harold Bauer and Ossip 
Gabrilowitsch, probably the most ar- 
tistic duo-piano team in the musical 
world, Lily Pons, the leading coloratura 
Mprano of the present day, and 
I Yeiiudi Menuhin, the violinist. 

It is to be remembered that the 
membership cards are interchangeable 
If the holder cannot attend, the card 
may l)e given to a friend. 



Invitations To 
Dads Are Sent 

Invitations have been sent out from 
the President's Office to all the Dads 
to attend the eighth annual Dad".* Day 
at the Mas-sachusetts State College 
on October 27. Each student is re- 
quested to second this invitation by a 
personal note to his dad inviting him 
to be his personal guest. 

A varied and entertaining program 
has been planned. In the morning, 
there will be opportunity for the Dads 
to visit the class rooms, laboratories, 
and campus buildings. The fraterni- 
ties and sororities are planning recep- 
tions, luncheons, and dinners. In the 
afternoon will be the Worcester Tech 
football game at which the dads will 
be the guests of the college. Between 
the halves of the game, the freshman- 
sophomore six-man rope pull will be 
held. 

In the evening, the annual Dad's 
Day show will be put on by the fra- 
ternities. This show consists of skits 
by the various fraternities and is a 
part of the competition for the Inter- 
fraternity Cup. The addition of two 
new fraternities makes it necessary to 
omit the sorority skitA in order that 
the program might be concluded at a 
reasonable hour. 



STUDENTSVO^EINCREASE R^K^^t I7r/-.ci- XT^^^^ 1>^^4. 
IN INDEX APPROPRIATION *^^''^" ^^^^^^ Noted PoCt, 

To Speak Scholarship Day 



Many Alumni Prepare 
For Annual Reunions 

I ^idi'ly SprPHd <iroupM Will Me<>t 
Next ThurNdny 

By Florence Saulnier '36 
Alumni Night, that annual occa- 

hion when, all over the country, 
Alumni of the college gather to discuss 
'•Id times and recent developments at 
the college, to meet old friends, and 

ho make new ones," has been set for 
O(tol>er 18 this year, although many 
meetings will be held on dates better 

1 suited to conditions in the various 
Iwal groups. For instance, the Wash- 

|'nRt)n Alumni Club held its meeting 
''fi Oriober 4 so that Professor Van 
Meter, head of the division of horti- 

I culture, could meet with this group 



during his stay in the Capitol. In like 
manner, Willis S. Fisher '98 has 
scheduled the Providence reunion for 
October 20. Mr. Fisher, luincipa' of I 
the Gilbert Stewart Junior ^a 

School. Providence, has «1ao at ,(ari 
for a speaker from the college. Fhe 
Ithaca meeting of the Central New 
York Alumni Club will be under the 
direction of Roger Coombs '21 and 
Dr. Cari E. F. Guerman •25„ of the 
division of plant pathology at Cornell. 
A talk will be given by Arnold Davis 
'31, extension professor of horticulture 
at Massachusetts State College. 

President Baker will be the guest of 
the Southeastern Ma.Hsachusetts 
Alumni at a meeting in New Bedford 
on October 26. This gathering of 
Alumni is under the management of 
Robert Jackson '34. It is hoped that 
President Baker will also meet with 
the Now Haven Alumni and those of 
Essex County. 

One of the outstanding alumni re- 
unions planned this year is that 
sponsored by the Worcester County 
Alumni Association under the direc- 
tion of J. Andrew Karlson '33. John 
Maginnis '18 will be toastmaster, and 
Dr. David Potter '16, of Clark Uni- 
versity, will tell of his travels with 
the MacMillan Expedition during the 
past summer. There will be several 
speakers representing the college. 



I At the last Convocation the student 
• body voiced its approval of an in- 
crease of .xeventy-five cents per person 
for that portion of the .Student Activi- 
ties Tax alloted to the Index for 1935. 
This increaHe in the budget will 
enable the Hoard to plan the book on 
the traditional basis of individual 
pictures and personal write-ups. 
William Gordon Whaley '36, editor of 
the 1935 Index, announces that his 
board is ready to begin work on this 
year's publication and will hold its 
first meeting on October 18. In addi- 
tion the editor anticipates several inno- 
vations and also many changes in the 
arrangement of statistics. 

Assisting Gordon Whaley are the 
following departmental editors and 
their staffs: literary < Leonta G. Horr- 
igan, editor, Dorothy Nurmi, William 
W. Chilson; Statistics, Donald P. Don- 
nelly, editor, Barbara Davis, Calvin 
Hannum Frederick R. Congdon, Philip 
R. Cook, Edmond L. Cance; Art, Dean 
N. Click, editor, David H. Taylor, 
Louis deWilde; Photography, Clarence 
A. Packard and Charles B. Thayer, 
oo-editors, Mary A. Cawley, Howard 
C. Parker, business manager, Anna A. 
Flynn, secretary; Prof. Lawrence S. 
Dickinaon, financial advisor; Dr. 
Maxwell H. Goldberg, advisor. 

— Florence Saulnier 



Neophytes Display 
Diminishing Returns 






Dr. Thatcher's Investigations Will Be 

Continued By Experiment Station Staff 

propose in November 



'iiniinuation of the investigation-s 

Dr H< >scoe W. Thatcher was engaged 
|"i whf n his sudden death occurred 

^■^t I).'ceml)er will be made. The 
|*orl< v,iU be in the charge of the 
M-JperiiTtent Station during the coming 
iJ'far a, cnrding to plana being followed 

2 f^' W. S. Ritchie, head of the 

^fmi.^iry department. 
roll,, wing his resignation as presi- 

*■"! t.u, years ago. Dr. Thatcher took 

I P sortie research problems dealing 

I '" t!ie chemical elements about 

I n'isc [ilace in plant growth little was 

wn He ^as basing his study on 

"■ "> "thesis that some of these ele- 
I '■"ts fiave an important place in 



The Classifi- 
cation of Chemical Elements with 
Respect to Their Function in Plant 
Nutrition" — something entirely apart 
from the periodic system. The present 
work, to be undertaken by Dr. Ed- 
ward B. Holland, will be a modifica- 
tion of this plan and limited to in- 
vestigating the relation of but four 
elements. 

Four problems will be handled. The 
Plant Nutritional Value of Rare Ele- 
ments and The Iron, Copper, Zinc, and 
Iodine Content of Fruit and Vegetables 
as Human Food will deal with the 
two divisions of Dr. Thatcher's theory. 
. . I Two others have also risen to devise 

■f'm. pliysiology that may be akin to j testing analytical methods for the ex- 
^ *■ rolo of vitamirus in animals and tremely minute quantities handled 
_^ '"' fnely important to animals as and to find means of cooperating in 
" ■ *''i*'n a.Hsimilated as food. analytical service with other depart- 

^1? -Mrly conclusions led him to ments. 



If figure* may bi liberally interpre- 
ted, the class of 1938 with the largest 
enrollment in history should be re- 
membered for its brains rather than 
for its brawn. In a compilation of the 
data of the fresnman physical exami- 
nations held recently by Dr. Radcliffe, 
it was shown that the average member 
of the new class did not equal his im- 
mediate predecessor either in height 
or in weight. To some this fact is an 
explanation for the freshman defeat 
in the recent rope pull. 

As a result of 225 examinations it 
was found that the average freshman 
is 65 inches tall and weighs 143.4 lbs. 
In other words he is 3 4-5 inches 
shorter and 1 1-3 pounds lighter than 
his sophomore rival. 

The difference of more than a foot 
between the 75 1-2 inch freshman and 
his 62 inch classmate is not as notice- 
able as that between the 229 1-2 pound 
member and the 103 pound member 
of the class of 1938. j 

Then there is the speculation that 
if laid end to end the 225 freshmen { 
would extend around the outside of, 
the old Alumni P'ield; and if the ' 
32,265 pounds of neophyte bulk were I 
tossed into the swimming pool there 
would be enough water left to drown 
those men on the bottom. 



SPECIAL FEATURES TO 
MARK MOUNTAIN DAY 

Mountain Day will he held this 
year at Roaring Brook which is easily 
accessible by auto and on foot. At 
this spot, which was formerly known 
as Mt. Toby Station, there is ample 
clearing for a gathering of this kind 
and parking space for all cars. 

The chapel Ih*II will ring shortly 
before noon the morning the fifteen 
hundred pounds of BuiTalo steak, 
which has been ordered for supper by 
the committee arrives. Classes will 
then be discontinued to allow time 
for the students to eat a lunch before 
one o'clock when the journey to Mt. 
Toby will begin. 

Several members of the faculty and 
members of the Outing Club will be 
present and conduct tours to points 
of interest on the mountain. For those 
who are not explorers, interest will be 
maintained at the meeting place. 

Hort Show To Have 
Japanese Exhibit 

Mn*. Kyojima WUl l>i«play Kx- 
uiiipleM of Floral Arrangement 

One of the unusual features of the 
twenty-sixth annual Horticultural 
Show which is to be held in the 
Physical Education Cage on Novem- 
ber 2, 3, and 4 will be a display of 
ikebana or Japanese flower arrange- 
ments. This display will be set up 
by Mrs. Yuki Kyojima of Tokio, a 
professional ikabanist who has spent 
some ten years of study in this art 
which is very highly cherished by the 
Japanese. This exhibition promises to 
be very unique for the flower arrange- 
ments themselves are most unusual 
and sometimes very bizarre. Then 
too, Mrs. Kyojima, who is at present 
living on the campus with Professor 
and Mrs. Waugh. will appear in her 
native costume. 



KolM-rt Front Will .iddriMN f'oitvo. 
ml ion Of(oli«>r IS 

Mr. Robert Krost. well known poet 
and professor of Englisli at Amherst 
College, will Im' the principal speaker 
at the annual Scholarship Day con- 
vocation on Thursday, October 18. 
On this day recognition will he made 
of the scholarship achievements of the 
students and the election of seniors to 
Phi Kappa Phi, honorary society, will 
be announced. 

Mr. Frost was bum in San Francisco 
and came to New England when he 
was ten years old. He taught pay- 
chology at the New Hampshire State 
Normal School in Plymouth for a year 
and then in 1911 went to England 
where his first book, A Boy's Will, was 
published in 1913. In 1914 his North 
of Boston, also published in England, 
established his reputation as a poet 
both abroad and in America. From 
1916 to 1920 he taught at Amherst 
College, giving informal seminar 
courses for students interested in 
writing prose or poetry. When the 
University of Michigan offered him a 
newly established fellowship in cre- 
ative art, he became a "poet in resi- 
dence" at Ann Arbor from 1921 to 
1923. Since 1926 he has been teach- 
ing at Amherst College. 

In 1924 and 1931 he received the 
Pulitzer Prize. Some of his best known 
works are: A Rny'n Will, North of 
Boston, West-running Brook. Mountain 
Interval and New Hampshire. 

— Anne Bernstein '36 



DAIRY SCHOLARSHIPS 
GIVEN TO FOUR STUDENTS 

FiMher. <ilMKier, BroolcM, and 
SnmpMon Kerrive Awardit 

Senior, junior and sophomore Good 
Dairy scholarships were awarded early 
this week to Ernest Fisher '35, Lynn 
Rodney Glazier '36, and John P. 
Brooks and Henry J. Sampson, both 
of '37. These scholarships consist of a 
two hundred dollar award to the senior 
At the University of Berlin students and junior recipients, and an award of 
are allowed a period of six weeks to one hundred dollars to each of two 
analyze and select their professors. } sophomores. 

I 

Remount System Now Provides 
Army's Blooded Cavalry Horses 



CAMPtS CALENDAR 

"Fame is uhal you hair taken. 
Character's ukat you gire: 
W'ken to this truth yuu waken. 
Then you begin to tiie." 

— Taylor 



vs. Wil- 



Thursday, October 11 

.ilXJ p.m. Football, Storlctjridne 
brahani at Alumni Field 

JS.OO p.m. Woman's Ot-batinK Team, 
Memorial UuildiiiK 

H.(X) p.m. Fraternity "\'ir" Parties 

8,00 p,m. Dr. KoKer .\dams, Pres. Amer. 
Chem. Sx . .Amherrt follege 
Friday, October 12 

HOLID.W 

(JutinK Club Hike. Mt. (ireylock 
Saturday, October 13 

2.(10 p.m. So<ci-r, Conn. State at Storrs 

2.00 p.m. Cros«-iountry, Northeanern at 
Bo.tton 

2. .'50 p.m. Ffxjtball, Conn. State at Storrs 
Sunday. October 14 

.■).'«) p.m. Student \'esp«Ts. 4-H House 
Menorali Club meeting. Memorial BIdg 
Monday, October 15 

M.(X)p.m. (;irrs C.le.' Club, Bowker Aud. 
Tuesday, October 16 

s.(j() p.ui. Men's (jlee Club, Mem, Bids 

S.(X)ii.m. M«n -i Debating, 5>enate Room 
Wednesday, October 17 

7.'XI p.m. ( oUeRian Tryouts, Collegian office 

T.rW p.m. Newman Club meeting. Parish 

S.(X) p.m. C)T(he«tra rehearsal. Bowker Aud 
Thursday, October 18 

ll.<K)a.m. Convocation, Scholarship Day 
Roliert Forn 



, By Frederick N. Andrews '35 

Fifty-nine horses, each sired by an 
animal tracing its pedigree to seven- 
teenth century F>ngland through three 
hundred years of thoroughbreds, are 
now available at the Massachusetts 
State College for cavalry and recre- 
ational purposes. 

Fifteen years ago, the infantry unit 
.which had been located at Massachu- 
.setts State since 1869 was converted 
into a cavalry unit of the Reserve 
Officers' Training Corps, and it has 
been within those fifteen years that 
the metamorphosis of horse flesh has 
taken place. In 1920, any beast under 
a saddle might have clas.sed as a 
cavalry horse. The best mounts were 
imported from Ireland and were pri- 
vately owned, and army horses were a 
nondescript lot. They could not jump 
or gallop, and i-ross-country riding 
was hazardous at it.s b«»st. 

iftHW For Kiich Keiiioiinl 



five years, and ten of these have been 
purchased in the past year. The mili- 
tary department is authorized to 
spend one hundrfnl and sixty dollars 
for each horse that it acquirt» through 
the Army Remount Association, and 
from the time that the unit receives 
the horse, the value of that animal 
may increase or decrease as its poten- 
tialities are brought out by the officers 
in charge. Five of the remounts which 
have been purchased for one hundred 
and sixty dollars may now be conser- 
vatively valued at one thousand dol- 
lars or better. These animals, Marlene, 
Connie, Masterpiece, Hiland, and Bush, 
are of a distinctly superior type 
sound, stout, well developed and well 
bred, and are the forerunners of the 
type which the army intends to breed 
exclusively. 

With the close of the World War 

i and the establishment of the Army 

Remount Assm-iation, hit or miss 



I At the National Horse methods in supplying cavalry horses 

Show held in Madisr>n .Square Garden I were abandoned. Seven hundred 
last January, over fifty {>ercent of the ' government owned thoroughbr(>d stal- 
hunters exhibited were sired by gov- ] lions are now locati>d in the various 
emment owned horses. Of the fifty- ' horse -producing regions of the United 
nine mounts at the cavalry stable. States. These animals are used only 
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THE MASSACHUSETTS COLLEGIAN. THIRSDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1934 



THE MASSACHI'SE'ri'S COLLECHAN, THIRSDAY, (H"n>BER II. 



1931 







CoUcdtan 



UtTicial newspaper of the Ma8gachu8etU State College 
Published every Thursday by the ttudenta. 



BOARD OF KDITORS 

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CAMPUS DEPARTMENT 



ELIZABETH HARRINGTON '35 
ANNK BERN ST KIN '.JS 
CALVIN HANNl'N "«) 

florence saulnier '.w 
gertride vickerv .«> 
mar(;ui:rite leduc '36 

LOUIS A. BRKAULT. Jr. '37 



Athletics 

JACK W. FOSTER '36 
CHARLES ESHBACH "37 
WALTER <;L'RALNICK '37 
NATHAN M. BER.MAN '37 

Featurea 

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By Frederick Andrews '35 

A bit of pessimiam is a saving grace. . . 

Old Lady: "How are your brothers 
and sisters getting along?" 

Small Boy: "Fine. Tony wants to 
be a gangster and Minnie wants to be 
a chorus girl." 

Old Lady: "What about Tommy?" 

Small Boy: "We shot him — he 
wanted to go to college." 



Stochbri^Ge 



Stockbridge School of Agriculture 
welcomes 125 freshmen and four 
special students to its campus. This 
is the largest class for several years. 



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Speaking of optimism . . . 

The junior class may be backward 
in some respects, but it certainly 
knows the tricks of the seasoned legis- 
lator in appropriating money. When 
a man tells of a decrease in funds of 
three hundred dollars and then has a 
fellow member of his publication 
successfully raise seven hundred and 
fifty dollars, we designate him as a 
politician. 



EDIT€E)|/4L 



IS THE COLLECiE CIIOKIN(i ITSELF? 

Too Many Stud<>ntM 

Is the physical equipment and the present instructional staff at this Col- 
lege, capable of educating efficiently one thousand undergraduate students 
and over two hundred graduate students? We believe that the present stud- 
ent enrollment at this college is too large for the best operation of M.S.C. as 
an institution of learning, and that under the present number of enrollment, 
the College cannot serve as the most effectual agent in the education of each 
student. During the past few years, the enrollment has increased tremend- 
ously but there has been but little increase in the size of the instructional 
staff. Classes have Ix^come much larger, thus decreasing the efficiency of each 
professor. Many of the professors are teaching too many classes; most classes 
are too large and unwieldy; the number of classrooms is insufficient; all of 
these factors resulting in ineffective work both from the teacher's and the 
student's standpoints. In the following paragraphs we shiill discu.ss the fol- 
lowing points, greatly effected by our overcrowded educational situation: 
instructional sUjff, clas-s rooms and equipmsnt; and audituriuin. All ot these 
matters, it is quite evident, are closely associated with the immediate financial 
circumstances of the College, esijecially in regard to State and Federal appro- 
priations. 

Eiiroliiiii'iit ln«Tfa>»e vs. A|»|>r«ipriMli«»ii Hecrea.sc 
M.S.C. is not a privately endowed institution but is entirely dependent 
upon State and Federal appropriations for its financial faciUties. In an ex- 
amination of a graph which President Hugh P. Baker ordered compiled last 
year, we found it is quite evident that in the last three years, the State appro- 
priations have l)een cut tremendously. Furthermore the college officials are 
faced with the rather gloomy prospects of fiirther reductions in the College's 
allotment of funds. According to the graph, up to the year 1930, the per- 
centage of appropriation increase was about equal to that of the enrollment 
increase. However, since 1930 the percentage of the growth in student enroll- 
ment has been high in comparison with the percentage of increase in State 
appropriations. Finally the alarming figures show that in the past two years, 
the enrollment has increa.sed about twenty percent while the state appropri- 
ations have decreased eleven percent 



This fomeM from a Sto<-kbrid>ie 
Nupi»ortt>r . . • 

Look to your laurels Mass. State! 
Rumor has it that the Stockbridge 
School is going in for deception on the 
gridiron this year. The team is said 
to be planning to use the forward pa-ss 
against its opponents this year. 



A week ago Sunday A.T.G. and 
K. K. held a joint meeting of its 
officers to decide on several new points 
on freshman rushing. This type of 
meeting has never existed between the 
two houses before. We sincerely hope 
that this friendship and cooperation 
will continue to exist. 



THE CLCWT€CCI 



There are a !arge number of fresh- 
men out for the football team. They 
have already had two scrimmages, 
one with Amherst High and another 
with Amherst College Freshmen, 



George E. Hochstrasser, S'35 foot- 
ball manager, has five assistants. 



Why some people have falling hair . . • 
An editor has a lot of worries, so 
one more makes no difference. A 
frosh concluded an article which he 
was submitting in the Collegian com- 
petition, thus: Dean Machmer opened 
the convocation by singing "When 
Twilight Shadows Deepen " and Mr. 
Stratton led the "Sons of Old Massa- 
chusetts" in their first song. 

Found blowing about campus . . . 

A sentence extricated from a fresh- 
man them«* left us in doubt as to 
whether instructors are people or not 
quite that far advanced. "Mass. 
State is a medium sized college, it is 
not one as large as Cornell is, as 
Cornell is very large, and therefore 
one comes more often in personal 
contact with one's fellow men and 
instructors." 



In keeping with tradition and cus- 
tom, temporary officers were elected 
by the class of 1936. President 
Roland Hall, Vice-President Miss 
Katherine Offutt, Secretary Claude A. 
Rogers, and Treasurer Jason Kelley. 

A.T.G. held its smoker Thursday 
evening. Everyone had a grand time 
singing, smoking, and eating. K.K. 
held its smoker Friday night with 
equally good results. 



Le Dernier Cri 
AND THE FRESHMAN 

It is a little early for them now. of 
course, but about June there will n^ g 
full crop mournfully sighed. The 
first few have appeared already; liere 
are a few typical specimens: 

"This last year I came back in. 
tending to really do something; but 
it was the same old thing." 

"Aw, what does this sheepskin mean! 
I'd like to go somewhere and do sum^ 
real studying." 

"Gee, I wish I could get off some- 
where by myself for awhile, and ^ 
you know — do some real serious 
thinking." 

All of course from seniors, and all 
typically melancholic. Behind each jg 
the soft whimper, "I have Ixien 
cheated." They are the last crios of 
the undergraduate. 



Of the same order are the long 
anonymous letters many popular maga- 
zines will feature this spring. 1'hey 
go along: "I have spent four years in 
college and have gained nothing. I am 
untrained to enter a hostile world, 
etc., etc. What will become of me?" 
Signed, "Bewildered." And cash prizes 
will be given for the best letters 
an.swering "Bewildered." Without a 
doubt here is a serious situation, one 
containing the seeds of national down- 
fall. 



Oh nol good honest gentry art- 
While here they are officers of 



Bronze niednl ... 

A student was working with white 
rats in a nutrition experiment. One 
of the rats was slow to drink his rich, 
red tomato juice. The impatient 
student blew into the nutritious drink, 
and suddenly the rat snuffled and fell 
over in a swoon. The worker, a life- 



Chester Goodfield, A.T.G. '34, Or- 
mond K. Williams '32, Bruno Vuornos 

'32, James M. Bowen '32 were on The murmured lamentations are 
campus last week. the more poignant when one recollecUs 

the collegiate career of the type. Are 

Joseph H. Young, S'33, in a June ' they the rounders, the ne'er do welLs. 
letter writes he is located at Camp ^ When they are sent away from the 
MuUica, Green Bank, N. J. He [ paternal door, will their picturt-s be 
writes about his work as follows: turned face to the wall in the I)ean'> 

"I am employed by the State of office. 
New Jersey as a forester in this camp they, 
at Green Bank which is situated clas.ses) , scholars, and if not gentle- 
twenty-six miles from Atlantic City. men, gentlemanly. Their lives are 

"The area which our camp is work- commonly exemplary: they study 
ing is coiisidered the state's most haiJ, tliey live Clttislian lives, and 
valuable cedar stand. Although work- they loyally pursue a sport. In short. 
ing conditions aren't the best, as it is , they see their immediate duty and do 
a swamp area and the boys are over it. In all things they are excellent - 
their hips every now and then, it is but they are totally unconscious, 
very educational as well as interesting : 

work. Their lot is indeed sad. The situa 

"We have all the modern conven- ^j^^ ^^^p^ f^^ ^^ adequate, scholarly 

iences in our camp and for the past gj^y j suppose I should go into the 

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and the rodent came to again. 
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saver, rolled the beast over on his 
iToweverrthe emergency funds created by the "New Deal" government. | stomach, applied artificial respiration, 
have played an almost unbelie> ably vital part in the progressive steps which 
the college has taken during the past two years. While the state appropri- 
ation for the college in 1933 was $933,570, the Federal Government granted 
to M.S.C. over $500,000 for continuance of the building plan. The most im- 
portant question, of course, in this consideration of the size of enrollment, is 
whether or not the Federal Government will be able or willing to give addi- 
tional grants of funds to strengthen the College. 



Fisher's 



THE COLLEGE STORE 

We are now a branch of the 

AMERICAN EXPRF:SS CO. 

Leave your packages at the store or 

Leave your name and address. 

We will have it called for. 



Novick & Johnson 

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InMtriictioniil Stuff Ih I'lidermiinned 

A most important point, in our consideration, which would require addi- 
tional expense, is the factor of growth in instructional staff. Up to 1929, the 
growth of the instructional staff compared favorably with the growth of 
student enrollment but since that year, the enrollment has increased tre- 
mendously, while the growth of the instructional staff has been practically 
static. Since 1929, the enrollment has increa.sed about forty-three percent, 
while the increase in the staff has been but six percent. Persons who are 
interested in the advancement of the college, and who believe, as we do, that 
the teacher is as important to a college as the curriculum, should be vitally 
interested in the disclosure that at present most departments are undermanned 

CliiNsroomH nn<l Auditorium 

During the present school year, the lack of sufficient classrooms and class- 
room equipments have become painfully evident. Science lecture rooms are 
over crowded in most instances; the laboratory facilities in most science 
courses, especially the very vital freshmen courses in botany and chemistry 
are insufficient. Concurrent with the lack of a sufficient number of class- 
rooms the crying need is for a larger auditorium to accommodate the entire 
tudent group, faculty, and friends of the College at each assembly. At the 
pre.sent assembly, every seat in Bowker Auditorium is occupied by a student, 
t:ius forcing the faculty members to sit on the stage behind the speaker, a 
vjry disagreeable situation. 

What Now? 

In conclusion, we place before the trustees of the College the following 
(I'.asis: Our consideration of the present conditions of instructional staff and 
t .8 physical staff equipment of the College, and an examination of future 
I -s.sibilities for financial aid, has led us to the conclusion that M.S.C. with an 
I ;.rollment of over twelve hundred students cannot operate with the greatest 
1! iximum of efficiency. We beliivt- that for the present, the enrollment of 
tl. » College should be decreased until such a time when the instructional staff 
an! the physical equipment will l>e sufficiently large enough to effectively 
h; idle the large enrollment. The enrollment can be decreased by two meth- 
<is — a raise in tuition or more rigid entrance requirements. We suggest 
til J latter. 



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STEPAT, MURRAY, PROCTOR LEAD 

HARRIERS AGAINSl TUFTS, 17-38 



St.iU> Plates Five of First Six 



s ite's varsity cross-country team 
t()(iK up where it left off last year by 
ea^ registering a decisive 17 to 38 
vie) ry over the harriers from Tufts 
on lie State course last Saturday. It 
was the third straight win for the 
Sta: smen over the Medfordites in as 
roan.v years and the score was identical 
witii that of 1932. 

Captain Walt Stepat, Ray Proctor, 
and Bob Murray, after taking one, 
twi), and three positions early in the 
raci were well out in front at the gate 
in f ast Pleasant Street, and finished 
far .diead of Lawrence of Tufts in a 
thrc*' way tie for first. The work of 
thi.-^ trio gave indication that Coach 
Derliy will again have an outfit that 
will not be far from the undefeated 
cla.ss. 

Bishop and Gillette were the next 
Statt' finishers. They were sandwiched 
in Ix'tween Lawrence and Harris who 
man.aged to come home in fourth and 
seventh positions respectively. 



Booters Turned Back 

In Opening Game 2-0 

W.P.I. Si*oros Over Stale in Third 
Quarter 

Despite pushing their opponents in 
three of the four periods and exceeding 
them in scoring opportunities, the 
Maroon and White soccer team failed 
to convert successfully and lost a 2-0 
decision at Worcester Polytechnic In- 
stitute last Saturday. A third period 
drive by a veteran Tech squad pro- 
vided the only scores of the rain- 
soaked players in the opener for both 
colleges. 

Playing on a soccer pitch that in- 
cluded a baseball diamond with three 
inches of standing water at the "soup 
bowl" near second base, both teams 
were hampered by the soft slippery 
ground and a soggy ball. The play, 
however, was fast and close, with little 
individual starring on either side. 

During the first quarter the States- 
men flashed an offensive drive that 



Northeastern To Test 
Cross- Country Team 

Coach Derby anticipates |)erhHps 
the hardest test of the season for his 
cross-country squad when it meets 
up with the Northeastern University 
harriers next Saturday at Franklin 
Park, Boston. Although the Huskies 
have not had a meet this season as yet, 
the last-year performances of Captain 
Stimson and Johnson, both menil)ers 
of the present team, indicates that 
this meet cannot be regarded lightly. 

Last year the Statesmen eked out a 
four-point margin of victory. In this 
meet the present State captain beat 
out the present Husky captain for first. 
Johnson, a sophomore, placed second 
last year in the New England Inter- 
collegiates. Folhemus of State was 
third in this race of freshman runners. 

The State team consisting of Stepat, 
Murray, Gillette, Proctor. Bishop, 
Bryan, and Whittemore will leave 
Friday night for Boston on what will 
be its last trip until the N. K. Inter- 
collegiates on November 13. 



BOWDOIN AND STATE GRAPPLE 
FUTILELY IN M UD AND RAIN 0-0 

Gridmen Journey 
To Conn. State 



Soon 
Cleopatra 



A^HERC- 



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Soon 

Grace Moore in 

One Night of Love 



Thurs.,Oct. 11 

Jean Harlow 

in 
"GIRL FROM MISSOURI " 



Fri., Oct. 12 
Jean Miiir and Cie«»r^4' llrent 



in 



'DESIRABLE" 



.S'(//., Oct. 13 - Two Features 

The world series mystery with the St. Louis Cardinals 

"DEATH ON THE DIAMOND" 

with Roi>ert Yount^. .Madi^e Evans. T*^! liealy. 

also Rosemary Ames, Victory Jory in "Pursued" 



Sun.-Mon., Oct. 14-15 

Ann Ilardinii 



in 



'THP: FOUNTAIN" 



Tues.-Wed.,Oct. 16-17 

I..oe Tracy 

in 
"YOU BELONG TO ME" 



CANDY AND NITS 

Page & Shaws, Maillards, Cynth ia Sweets, Kemp's Salted 
Nuts and Chocolates. Fresh supply just in. 

The College Candy Kitchen 

The place that always serves the best of food 



GOTHAM GOLD STRIPE SILK HOSIERY 



SERVICE WEIGHTS 
CHIFFONS 



95c and $1.35 
$1.00 and $1.15 



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AMHERST, MASS. 



penetrated several times to the Wor- 
cester goal line. The second quarter 
was on nearly even terms although 
the number of State sallies did not 
diminish. 

State kicked off after the half but 
the Tech booters took charge and, 
except for a few times, kept the ball 
in Maroon territory. Shortly follow- 
ing one save by Norris, Borden, Tech 
center, kicked a high drive- from out- 
side the pt>nalty area to corner the ball. 

(-aptain itiackhurn and his team- 
mates continued to withhold the 
Engineers' onslaught at close quarters 
until Borden gave the heavy hall 
another long IxMit over the fullbacks' 
heads and .scored the second point. 

Exchanging goals for the final period, 
the teams paddled hack and forth at 
first as the lead see-sawed from Wo<k1 
and George at one end of the field to 
McKay at the other. After the first 
few minutes, the Stati- offense to(>k 
possession of the ball and were pepper- 
ing the Worcester goalie, but the game 
en<le<l before a .sc<»rf iiialerialized. 



The name of Irving Mender '37 is to 
be added to the list of Phi Lambda 
Tau pledges last week. 



Having lost their first three games 
on rain soaked gridirons, the Ctmnec- 
ticut State College fo«»tball team will 
attempt to vindicate themselves, this 
Saturday at Storrs, in a game against 
the Statesmen. Considering past per- 
formances, the Taubemen are favored 
to win, but nevertheless, the underdog 
is always dangerous. 

In their opener against the American 
International t%»llege of Springfield, 
the Nutmeggers suffered a 7-0 setback. 
The following Saturday, a strong 
Amherst College eleven had little 
difficulty in trouncing the Connecticut 
boys to the tune of 22-0. ImsI Satur- 
day, playing their third consecutive 
game in the rain, the Storrs outfit was 
once more humbled by the Wesleyan 
College football team. 



College Drug Store 

W. II. Mc(;RATH, Reg. Pharni. 
ANIHKR.ST MASS. 



TYPEWRITERS 

For Sale and For Rent 

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Special rates for students. 

Li(]uor flasks, rat traps and market 
baskets, all made of stone and dating' 
back to 14.} B. C, have Ikh-u unearthed ' 
by Dr. Ix-roy Waterman of the Uni- I 
versity of Michigan at Seleucia, in 
Mesopotamia. 



Stewart Starw in ScoreleMN Sf>«Mlon 

Clearly shtjwing their superiority 
over a strong Bowdoin eleven. Mass. 
State's foiitball team was held to a 
scoreless t.e in Brunswick last Satur- 
day. 

In the first game, playtnl in a heavy 
rainstorm, on Alumni Field, the Taube- 
men went down to a 12 to 7 defeat 
from a heavy Williams eleven; in the 
Bowdoin game, the rain again handi- 
capped the MarcMin and White offense 
considerably. 

Johnny Stewart, State junior, play- 
ing a halfback position for the second 
si'ason, featuH'd the Mass. State 
attack with his kicking, passing, and 
running. Captain Paul Schaffner, 
guard, and Dave Rossiter, sophomore 
center, playcnl consistently well in the 
State forward wall. 

Manter, left end, was the outstand- 
ing man <m the Maine eleven. Time 
and again the tall wingman came in 
to break up plays and make smashing 
tackles. Sawyer, quarterback, was 
notable, taking his t«'am out of danger 
by effective quick kicks which another 
might have despaired of making. 

The game opened with the States- 
men kicking off to Itowdoin. Three 
plays through the- line netted the 
Bears seven yards and S<Hile punted 
to the State thirty-yard line. K<ir the 
remainder of the period the visitors 
kept the ball in the h«ime team's terri- 
tory. After two unsuc<«'ssful thrusts 
at the forward wall had failed. Stewart 
punted to the Bowdoin fifti'i-n-yard 
line. .Soule made two yards through 
the line and, on the next play. Sawyer 
lost his grip on the ball in an attempt 
at a quick kick, and was thrown on 
the eight-yard line. Soule, however, 
punted out of danger and it was 
Stales hall on the Bowdoin thirfy- 
Continui'd on I'ofi)- 4 



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KK.MOI N T SYSTKM l'IM»VII»KS 
|>KI>l<iltKF:i> ( AVAMtY IIOHSKS 

Continued from Paur 1 
on mares (if a d«HirHblt' conformation, 
and by llu^m an? nin d Iwo tbousarKl 
colts annually. Tht-Kc colts are one- 
half thorousbbrcd or better, and in 
this way the I'nited Stales (iovern- 
ment has an opportunity to acquire 
the rej)lacements which it nerds. 
A/hen the colt or miiture animal is 
purchased by the government, it is 
sent to one of two Remount Depots 
Fort Keno, Oklahoma, or Fort Royal, 
Virginia. As the Massachustftts State 
College and Norwich University have 
the only cavalry units in New England, 
and the University of (Jeorgia and the 
Virginia Military Institute are the 
only other units east of the Mississippi 
River, the possibilities of obtaining 
good horses are better than ever 
before. 

ITnit CoMtN $30,000 AiiiiuHliy 
Nearly thirty thousand dollars are 
appropriated annually for the main- 
tenance of the Massachusetts State 
College lieserve Officers' Training 
Corps. Of this amount, the horse is 
allowed ten quarts of crushed oats, 
fourteen pounds of hay, and five 
pounds of bedding at a cost of thirty- 
three cents daily. The remainder is 
used to keep two thousand dollars 
worth of saddlery in repair, to pay 
the salaries of the officers and enlisted 
men, and to reimburse upperclassmen 
who elect advanced work in military 
science and tactics. Approximately 
two hundred and twenty-five sopho- 
mores, fifty upperclassmen, twenty-five 
or thirty co-eds, and a dozen or two 
faculty members enjoy riding privi- 
leges. The military department ex- 
hibits its animals in various local 
horse shows, and on June 8, 1934, 



one hundred and fifty private and 
government owned mounts were en- 
tered in the thirteenth annual Ma.ssa- 
chusetts State ('ollege horse show 
sponsored by the military department. 



illK KLOK'IOKCIi 

Continued from I'ti^e 2 

probleni with a deep sen.se of remedy- 
ing a grave .social ill perhaps, who 
knows, even hint at a cancer in the 
breast of Academia. Rather from a 
.sense of boredom do I turn to the 
solution, for these people are dread- 
fully depressing and come finally to 
work upon one's nerves. No Messianic 
itch goads me to exhort the freshman 
simply the altruistic hoi)e that four 
years from now other sensitive souls 
like myself will not he ruffled by le 
dernier cri. 

An incident overheard in the library 
the other evening points to the cause. 
A stripling in a quite superfluous 
maroon cap approached the attendant 
and in a plaintive voice inquired: 

"Say, can you show me any books 
with some good ideas for an English 
composition on 'Why I Came to 
College'?" Obviously his immediate 
duty was to write a theme and 
with a prayer in his heart he was 
doing it. To his vital need — a 
consciousness of why he came here — 
he was totally oblivious. Each year 
the plaintive senior is a demonstration 
that dealing with quadratic equations, 
Boyle's law, and dangling participles, 
is not enough. Self consciousness — 
there are more things in that. Fresh- 
man, than are dreamt of in your 
philosophy. The constant posing to 
one's self of those truly educative 
questions, "What am 1? Where am 1? 



Why am IV" and the constant refusal 
to answer them with "Elmer Hrown 
in Amherst to do my work," 
that is the solution. II above routine 
you can remember those mountainous 
questions, I .say unto ye, you shall not 
be lost, though you graduate in four 
months. And thc-r*' will be no last 
disturbing cries of remiirse in the key 
of "I've been cheated." 



SnM'KltKIlXiK 

Continued from Page 2 
six months we had the best camp out 
of the twenty-.six in this state. We 
also plan to keep it at the top for the 
next .six months. 

"I wish you would thank Mr. Gray- 
son and Professor Holdsworth, and 
also let them know of my present 
employment for it is partially through 
their letter recommending me for such 
a position in Massachusetts that I was 
able to find employment in this state." 



UKINAKKI) 

Continued from Page 2 

Oh we came to college . . . 

Two students, in the spirit of good 
fellowship, picktKl up a native of 
Helchertown the other day and were 
giving him a lift of a couple of miles. 
Just to make conversation, one of the 
students asked the fellow the name of 
a small creek. The "bummer" looked 
at him in amazement and then said 
in disgust, "What in h do they 

teach you in college, anyway?" 



One r<>r CienernI JohiiM«>ii*K niic- 
ce.sMur ... 

An overambitious worker handed 
in time sheets the other day in various 
departments and when the hours were 
added up, it was discovered that the 
fellow had worked 26 of the 24 hours 
of the given day. 



Lloyd Jewett, S'28, 
years as manager of 
Farms of Midd'ebury 



after three 

Bread Loaf 

College at 



Some people (women) catch on rapidly. 
We have known seniors who have 
given over their pins to dignified 
young ladies, but never before have we 
seen a frosh co-ed wearing a fellow 
frosh pledge pin. Our advice to other 



Ripton, Vermont, changed in June | freshmen who are still unencumbered 
1934 to Wallingford, Vt. to be assist- \ is to stay close to the dorm (men's) 



ant manager of Sky Field Farms, 
plans to develop fine Ayrshire. 



He on these fall nights. 



John F. Smith, S'29, a major in 
dairy manufactures, has received an 
appointment in the City Health De- 
partment of Worcester as inspector, 
supervising all pasteurizing of raw 
milk, and ice cream plants in the city. 
He has between eighty and ninety 
plants in which he has to check the 
quality of the products. 

— Merrill Hunt, Jr. 



What we need is a safety campaign . . . 
A senior living next door to a 
Lincoln Avenue sorority reports this: 
"While deeply engaged in study, I was 
suddenly disturbed by noises similar 
to the crowing of fowl, sheep, goats, 
chimpanzees and minor beasts. Then 
came a barrage of missiles — crash, 
bang, and an onion came right through 
the window. And I was minding my 
own business, too." • 



ltOWIM)I\ .VM> STATE 

<iKAPIM.K IN Ml l> AM) IU|\ 
Continued from Page 3 
yard line. 

After two incompleted passes, .'^lew- 
art kicked offside at the five yard 
marker. Soule skirted left end f,jf 
twenty yards, Baravelle plou-jliej 
through for another six and Jolm^jn 
reeled off ten more around righi i nd 
The State defen.se tightened and a 
quick kick was run back to the How- 
doin forty-nine yard line by Stewart. 

The second fjuarter saw the ball 
kept in State territory for the gn iter 
part of the time. Bowdoin garnered 
two first downs by rushing and one 
more on a pa.ss from Sawyer to -lohn- 
son. Stewart kept the State go.ii out 
of danger by his punting, while 
Sawyer gave a great exhibition of 
kicking. The continual downpour 
hampered any brilliant running, and 
the half ended with the ball in pi)s,sfs- 
sion of the home team on their own 
forty-three yard line. 

In the third quarter, with the wind 
blowing against them, the Statesmen 
elected to kick off and play a defensive 
game. By this time the rain was 
falling harder than ever and the play. 
ing conditions were very bad. After 
an exchange of punts State took to 
the offensive. Stewart slipped through 
right tackle and reeled off twenty-five 
yards before he was tackled. 

In the fourth tiuarter the ball see- 
sawed back and forth. The Statesmen 
gained three successive first downs. 
With the ball on the eighteen-yard 
line and everyone waiting for the 
touchdown, Johnson, Bowdoin back, 
intercepted a pass and reached mid- 
field before being dragged down. 

By Walt Guralneck "37 



• . . and while we're 
talking about cigarettes 

I don't suppose you were ever 
in a warehouse where they were 
stori fig hogsheads of tobacco. Any- 
way here's something interesting: 
Liggett & Myers, the people who 
make Chesterfields, have about 
4^2 miles of storage warehouses 
where they age the tobacco. 
Down South where they 
grow tobacco folks say . . . 
It's no wonder so many 
people smoke Chesterfields. 
The tobaccos are mild and 
ripe to start with, and then 
they're aged the right way 
to make a milder, better- 
tasting cigarette. 



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MONDAY ^TEDNESDAY SATURDAY 

ROSA NINO CRETE 

PONSF.LLE MARTINI STUECKCOI.D 

KOSTELANETZ ORCHESTRA AND CIIORl S 
9 P. M. IE. S. T.)— COLUMBIA NETWORK 



CURRENT EVENT OF 
THE WEEK 

Head of the oriftln and the 

dvKcriptton of the Buahman 

Art Exhibit by 

Atine Bernitein '35 



/nbaeeacbusi 




M. A. C. Library. 



LIBRARY 

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Vol.IXLV 



TIIK MASSACHUSETTS COLLKCilAN, TIIl'RSDAY. OClX)BKK IH. 1934 



Number 4 



Ted Shawn and Dancers 
Appear Here next Friday 



NOTED AMERICAN ARTIST 
TO HEAD MALE TROUPE 

'I'he dance program of Ted Shawn, 
and his group on Friday evening, 
October 26, at 7 o'clock, will com- 
mence the annual Social Union enter- 
tainments. This year's series includes 
Cornelia Otis Skinner, John Mil- 
holland the magician, the Paulo 
Gruppe Trio, the Varsity Club Quar- 
tette, the Bay State Revue and the 
Musical Clubs concerts. 

Sliawn's programs are unique in 
that he and his dancers have proved 
dancing is not a woman's art but a 
man's. A reviewer in one of the 
Bo.ston papers has said, "No monotony 
in an evening of dance in which no 
woman shared left the reviewer won- 
dering whether an ensemble of the 
more sensuous sex could achieve a 
dance evening so varied and sus- 
tained." The male dance movement 
in this country is comparatively new, 
for it was only two years ago that a 
Boston theatre presented this same 
troupe in what is believed to have 
been the first all-male program ever 
seen in an American theatre. 

Shawn has utilized the music of 
both old and new masters for his 
dances. He has drawn largely from 
the works of Bach, Beethoven and 
Hrahms and the modemifta Proko- 
£eflf and Stcherbatcheff and in doing 
this, has molded his dances so as to 
interpret the exact theme of the 
music. 

Shawn once stated: "In addition to 
the fact that it is definitely tied in 
with physical education the value of 
dancing in a college is that it gives the 
men .something above and outside 
what they get in sport. It is the great 
brid>!;e between their bodily activity 
and their mental education. It uses 
the body as sport uses it, vigorously 
and athletically." This probably ex- 
plains the reason why Ted Shawn's 
troupe is made up partly of athletes, 
some of them from Springfield College. 



Thirteen Seniors Work 
For Department Honors 

Thirteen seniors have enrolled as 
candidates for departmental honors 
this year. Though this number is 
considerably less than last year, it is 
an increase over the number who were 
honors candidates during every other 




Marie Currier 

Phi Kappa Phi Member 



year since the inception of the plan 
in 1929. 

John P. Veerling, William A. Scott, 
and Emil J. Tramposch are candidates 
in the department of landscape archi- 
tecture. Tramposch is planning a 
study of parkways, Veerling will study 
the Metropolitan Park System of 
Boston, and Scott, the natural style 
of landscape architecture in home 
grounds. 

Miss Marguerite A. Murphy, candi- 
date in the department of sociology. 
Continued on Page 



BASIS OF WINNING 
POINTS ANNOUNCED 
IN FRAT. CONTESTS 

At the request of the Interfraternity 
Council, a schedule of the basis of 
judgment for the award of points in 
Interfraternity and Intersorority con- 
tests, in Academics Activities, has 
been compiled. The arrangement of 
the schedule was made by the follow- 
ing men: Professor Frank Prentice 
Hand, head of the department of 
languages and literature; Mr. Larry 
Briggs of the department of physical 
education; Mr. Frank B. Stratton, 
instructor in music; Mr. Helming, 
instructor in English; Julian P. 
Griffin '35, president of the Inter- 
fraternity Council; George R. Cong- 
don '35, manager of the Roister 
Doisters; Dante Zucker '35, manager 
of the Glee Club; and Donald T. 
Donnelly '36, manager of the debating 
team. 

The schedule presented below will 
apply to the following interfraternity 
and intersorority contests this year: 
Theatricals on Dads' Day and 
Mothers' Day, the Declamatory con- 
test, the Interfraternity Sing, and 
the Inspection of Houses. If, after 
any of these contests, members of 
fraternities and sororities wish altera- 
tions in the schedule, they may make 
their suggestions to Mr. Congdon 
(Theatricals), Mr. Zucker (Sing), Mr. 
Donnelly (Declamatory Contest), or 
Mr. GriflBn (Inspection of Houses). 
Other contests are being considercKl. 

Cuulinued on Page 4 



TWELVE SENIORS ELECTED TO 
MEMBERSHIP IN PHI KAPPA PHI 



J.J. REDDY DISCUSSES Robert W. Abbott '35 
SUCCESS IN BUSINESS Awarded Scholarship 



J. J. Roddy UiHruNMos FiictorN uf 
SurccMM ut Coiiovcation 



Freshmen Ratio In 
FER A Work Dropped 

N. K. CoilettcN RequeMt Chanjte in 
Fifty Percent Allotment 



DAD'S DAY PROGRAM 
HAS MANY FEATURES 



As a result of requests from many 
colleges, the FERA funds for student 
aid will be administered without the 
limitation that fifty percent of the 
positions be given entering students. 
Thi.« new ruling made by Mr. Harry 
L Hripkins, federal emergency relief 
administrator, was received from 
Wa.'ihington by President Hugh P. 
Bailer, Saturday. October 13 and will 
w effi<tive now. 

Dissati-sfaction with the previous 
»n'ani;ement was expressed at the 
Annual October Conference at Craw- 
ford Notch. N. H., by leaders in 
"econri.ry and higher education be- 
"^usf iiie entering class, hardly ever 
wcet'iiing thirty percent of the stud- 
ent h.„ly, received a larger proportion 
"an- :!)prienced upperclassmen. Many 
colleK -; had also made it a rule that 
freshn n should not be distracted by 
*orlt\;,^. their first year. Resolutions 



'oriiv.; a change were unanimously 



fav 
adoptod. 

A ' inmittee wa.s formed with Dr. 
"^ chairman to obtain the co- 
n of the New England State 
-ioners of Education and col- 
^ 30-70 ratio of apport ion- 
freshmen was suggested as 



fialtfr 
I opera 1 
Curntr, 
leges. 
I Oent 



«l ' ^native but the new ruling 
' ^ ' ' no restriction at all. 



One of the features of the Dad's 
Day program is the informal reception 
by members of the facr-lty, Saturday 
morning, October 27, from eleven to 
twelve, in the Memorial Building. 
This reception follows the military 
exhibition and is one of the few 
occasions on which the Dads and the 
faculty members are able to meet 
informally. 

Invitations have been mailed to the 
Dads and a gratifying response has 
already been made. The fraternities 
and sororities are cooperating in an 
effort to make this Dad's Day the 
most successful in history. All the 
campus houses will be open to the 
guests giving the Dads an opportunity 
to see the students in their college 
environment. 

The complete program for the day 
will be: 

8.30 a.m. to 2.30 p.m. Registration 
at Memorial Hall. 

9 a.m. to 11 a.m. Visits to College 
departments. 

10 a.m. to 11 a.m. Military exhibi- 
tion. 

11 a.m. to 12 m. Informal reception 
by members of the faculty and stud- 
ents. Memorial Hall. 

12 m. to 1 p.m. Luncheon at frater- 
nity and sorority houses and at 
Draper Hall Cafeteria. 

2 p.m. to 4.30 p.m. Football, Wor- 
cester Tech vs. Mass. State at Alumni 
Field (complimentary tickets for dads) 

Freshman :Sophomore .six-man rope 
pull between halves of the game. 

5.30 p.m. to 6.45 p.m. Supper at 
fraternity and .sorority houses and at 
Draper Hall. Cafeteria. 

7.15 p.m. Dads' Day Show, Stock- 
bridge Hall. 



Judging Team Fifth 
In Dairy Products 

Myron C. Davis, Ralph H. Granger, 
and Paul O. Wood, members of the 
d liry products judging team repre- 
senting the Maasachusetta State Col- 
lege in the Annual National Inter- 
collegiate Dairy Products Judging 
Contest held at Cleveland, Ohio, 
placed fifth as a team in judging milk. 
Davis, the only man to win individual 
honors, was eighth in the scoring of 
ice cream. 

The team, coached by Professor 
Merrill J. Mack, placed first in the 
scoring of milk at the t^astern States 
Exposition at Springfield, and won the 
permanent possession of a trophy in 
that contest. In 1933, the team won 
first place in judging butter at the 
Eastern States Exposition, and placed 
first in the scoring of ice cream at the 
national contest in Chicago. 



In the process of acquiring facts, 
have the brain cells become kinetic? 
Has the brain become stagnant or 
active, questioned Mr. John J. Reddy, 
the guest speaker at Convocation on 
Thursday, October 11. 

Mr. Reddy, a graduate of Boston 
College in 1924 and now a division 
supervisor of the New England Tele- 
phone and Telegraph Company, dis- 
cussed the topic of what business 
expects of the college man. 

"The course of study in itself makes 
little difference," said Mr. Reddy, 
"whether the student studies Latin or 
Greek or mathematics or chemistry, 
it is the manner in which the work is 
done, rather than the type of work 
undertaken." 

Although he did not discourage the 
development of a good memory, Mr. 
Reddy pointed out the fact that 
memory alone will not lead to success 
in the business world. The develop- 
ment of a keen, analytical mind, 
should be the aim of the college stud- 
ent, and the habits and technique 
acquired by the individual while in 
college will to a large extent determine! 
business success, Mr. Reddy stated in 
his address. 

Common sense or business judg- 
ment may be secured in two ways. 
First, through the formal education 
of the college, and secondly, by actual 
experience in the business world. The 
college man has an advantage over the 
untrained individual, but that ad* 
vantage continues only as the college 
man applies his knowledge in drawing 
definite conclusions from a certain 
series of facts. 

"Do not look for four years of en- 
joyment in college but, rather in the 
first four years of business life," Mr. 
Reddy said in closing. "With the 
many incompetants who have been 
weeded out of the business world in 
the past five years, the opportunities 
for keen men who are capable of 
making sound decisions as to the 
policies of a company are better than 
ever before." 



This morning at the annual fall 
convocation of I'hi Kappa Phi, Rolwrt 
Frost, New England's favorite poet, 
read his poetry and welcomed twelve 
new members into the Phi Kappa Phi 
society. The seniors elected are: 




John Voerlinit 

Phi Kappa Phi Member 



Robert W. Abbott. Roland F. Becker, 
Willard H. Hoynton, Marin E. Currier. 
Max Dubin. Robert H. Hermanson , 
Robert F. Libl>ey, Alfred K. Newton, 
William A. Scott, Marion E. Smith, 
Walter Stepat, and John P. Veerling. 
This year the annual scholarship 
award was given to Robert W. Abbott 
of Falmouth. Abbott is a member of 
Kappa Epsilon fraternity and a pre- 
medical student. Of the twelve elec- 
ted: three are majoring in chemistry; 
three in distributed sciences; two in 
landscape architecture: two in pre- 
medical training; and one each in 
agricultural economics and entomolo- 

Ky- 

Roland F. Becker com(>s from 
Methuen and is majoring in distri- 
buted sciences. Willared H. Boynton, 
alsf> a major in this department, comes 
from Groveland and is a member of 
Kappa Epsilon. He received his letter 
last spring in track. 

Max Dubin of Maiden is a pred- 
Continued on Page 6 



CAMPUS CALENDAR 



"What exile from himulf nan flee 
To zones. Ihouth n\ore and more re mole. 
Still, itill pursues where'er I be. 
The blighl of life — the demon thought." 

— Byron 



meeting, Mem. 



Thursday. October 18 

7.00 p.m. IJphatinK Club 

Builrling 

T.'.V) p.m. Band rehearsal. Memorial BldR 
8.00 p.m. Girls Glw Club. Bowker Aud. 
Interfraternity Soccer. Cage: 
7.1.5 p.m. P.S.K. V?. Theu Chi 
H.OO p m. A K.P. vs. .X.G.R. 
Friday. October 19 
7 30 p.m. Hon Show Committee, French 

Hall 
8.(.'0 p.m. Vic ■ parties, fraternity- and 
sorority houses 
; Saturday. October 20 

2.00 p.m. Football. R. I. State, here 
I 2 ."«) p.m. Crosscountry. Williams, here 
2,30 p.m. Soccer, Trinity at Hartford 
.3.00 p.m. Stockbridge football, Connecti- 
cut Statr. at StorM 
Sunday. October 21 

5.30 p.m. Sunday \>sper^, .Memorial Bldg. 
7 00 p.m. K () Club meeting at Farleyi»-H 
Club lloii>io 
Wednesday, October 24 

7.00 p.m. .Men s Debating team, Memorial 

Buililing 
7.00 p.m l<t3-< .Mens Discussion Group. 
Thursday. October 2S 

7 .30 p.m Newman Club Meeting Parish 
Hall 



Copies of Primitive Rock Paintings 

Show Developments of Bushman Art 



Collection from Afrirn Formm 
Exhibit in Memorial IIiill 



An exhibition of African Bushmen 
paintings is now on display in the 
Memorial Building. These paintings 
are from the collection of copies of 
rock paintings by Brother Otto, of 
the Mariannhill Monastery, Union of 
South Africa. This exhibition is cir- 
culated by the American Federation 
of Arts, a national organization for 
the cultivation of the arts, with head- 
quarters in Washington, D. C. 

The special interest and value of 
this collection lies in the fact that it ' 
forms a remarkably complete record 
of the rock paintings found in a single 
district of .South Africa, namely the 
valley of the Kei River in the neigh- j 
borhood of Keilands and St. Marks in 
the P^a,stern Province. They are. in 
their essentials, characteristic of such 
paintings in all other districts. For I 
Bu.shmen paintings are to be found 
throughout the rocky, mountainous 
stretches of .South Africa, wherever 
rivers and streams, forcing their way 
through the mountains, have cut out 
ravines or "kloofs," abounding in 



caves and rock-shelters. Though un- 
evenly distributed, the paintings are 
j legion and still visible, Iwing super- 
I imposed one upf)n another, in many 
layers, which presumably stretch back 
to prehistoric times. 

Bushmen paintings are invaluable 
records in that they furnish us with 
some insight into the mode of lift- and 
mental outlook of this almost extinct 
race, which is one of the mo.Ht primi- 
tive and lowest races in the scale of 
civilization. 

PfiintinilM Are PHmlleled 

The Bushmen are nomad hunters, 
living upon the flesh of wild animals,' 
consequently animals and hunting 
scenes are of very frequent occurrence 
in the paintings. It is surprising that 
so primitive a race should exhibit 
such remarkable artistic talent; but 
it is paralleled by the prehistoric cave- 
dwellers of France and .Spain. 

What were the motives which 
prompted this work? Most of the 
paintings may have been done for 
the purpose of sympathetic magic, 
while others may have been merely 
artistic expressions. 

Brother Otto, their collector, is of 
Continued on Page 5 



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Football - the sport of men . . . 

Two neophytes were di.scus.sing the 
prospects and problems of the fresh- 
man football team. "By the way," 
said the fir.st, "wliat are you going 
out for'.'" 

"Oh," said the second, "the line." 

"Pooh," sneered the first, "you 
won't get any cheers there. Why not 
go out for the backfield." 

"Yeah," the second sadly agreed, 
"but 1 won't get any cheers there 
either." 



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ACADKMir C KKUn FOB EX TBA-Cl BBIC ILAB ACTIVITY 

Does work in an extra-curricuhtr activity deserve credit towards gradu- 
ation? We beUeve that the educational development of a young student in 
college is the result of more than what is presented and required in the regular 
class rooms and laboratories. Not only those subjects for which academic 



With my little hatchet . . . 

The freshmen haven't gone far in 
brightening up the Honor Fledge with 
bright sayings like "Obviously, I have 
neither given . . ." but they are right 
in there trying. One of them spent 
ten minutes trying to think of the 
wording of it, and finally signed his 
name under this statement. 

"I did this honently." 



The Fernald Kntomology Club will 
meet on Thursday evening, October 
18 at 7 p.m. at Fernald Hall. Dr. 



THE CLOHTCRCI 



Shop-Girl' « Voii'o 

The Mass. State co-ed has not an 
emotion in the whole of her beaut luj 



Alexander will speak on "Some Aspects body — except, possibly, that of panic 



I^Mtkiaiii into the \n\si to moot 
tho proKoiit ... 

In the good old days when an 
a.ssembly speaker got three Aggies and 
a tiger, the student body showed so 
much enthusiasmth at the Dean finally 
resorted to a signal system for cheers 
and applause. Then along came 
Adelphia, and the system was abolish- 
ed. Our impression of the system is 
that it could be restored to give a 
speaker some encouragement now and 
then. 



of the IMology of the Rocky Moun- 
tains." 

All co-eds, especially freshmen, are 
urged to come out for debating and 
attend the meeting to be held tonight 
from 7 to 8 p.m. in the Senate Room. 

Officers of Theta Kappa (iamma for 
the coming year are: President Fred- 
erick J. (^ongdon '36, Vice-President 
Joseph J. Tosches '35, Treasurer 
Owen J. Brennan '36, Secretary John 
Byrnes '36. 

There will be a meeting of the K.O. 
Club, college 4-H Club, at the Farley 
4-H Club House Sunday evening at 
seven o'clock. An entertainment will 
be presented and refreshments will be 
served. All freshmen who have been 
4-H club members or who are inter- 
ested in 4-H club activities are invited 
to attend. 

There will be an important meeting 
of the Horticultural Show Committee 
Friday evening at 7.30 in French Hall. 
All committee members should be 
present. 

The Newman Club meeting which 
was called for last evening has been 
postponed until Thursday, October 2r) 
at 7.30 in the Parish Hall. Officers of 



If she had, she would not speak as 
she does (for that matter, neii'ier 
would some of the faculty). PosslMy, 
there are six beautifully formed voices 
out of the whole two hundred femiil.s. 



Seeing is believing . . . 

In an interview with a Collegian re- 
porter, the Colonel stated that upon 
making a survey of the sophomore 



credit is granted at this College but what are known as the extra-curricular ^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ 

activities, are generally admitted to be of a beneficial effect in preparing the I ": . ' . . . . 



"Heow did youse guys know we 
wuzn't collige girruls?" is quite diLVr- 
ent from campus speech: for one 
needs hear, to "place" the speaktr, 
only the single word "Hi." 1 am not 
speaking, obviously, of enunciation 
and correctness. Such ills are easily 
recognized, and if perennial ... I 
groan now, rather, of the pitch and 
quality of the voice. On the walk, or 
in the Dining Hall, our tired beauty 
ambles up to a bevy of her sisters. 
When within range, she contorts her 
face into a sickly-sweet smile. She 
folds back her swan-like neck; and 
then, she exudes a thin, hard, cramped, 
prolonged, nasal "Hi-i-i!" She piaas 
a welcome you could pour on a waffle; 
it sounds like a closed phonograph 
with a scratchy needle. And when 
they finally lock arms and chat - 
well, a friend of mine used to mimic 
the cacophony by pinching his nose 
and repeating rapidly "Mee-mee-inee." 



The cause of the distressing sounds 
is an odd mixture. Their greetings to 
each other — indeed all their speecii 



the Newman Club for the coming I betray an utter poverty of interest, 



year are Daniel J. Foley '35, president; 
Anna A. Flynn '35, secretary; Ray- 
mond K. Evans '35, treasurer. Doro- 
thy Corcoran '36 and Robert A. Bieber 
'37 form the committee for nationali- 
zation. 



undergraduates for life. Yet, at this institution, the .sentiment of the ad- 
ministration has been very much against the idea of granting academic credit 
for work outside the classroom. In our opinion, the awarding of academic 
credits for participation in extra-curricular activities, by the administration 
would be an important step in the successful development of our College. 

Avocationiil PiirMiiitM 

Quoting from Professor Carl W. Ziegler, of Lafayette College: "Scholastic 
grades of college seniors who are candidates for positions are examint'd today 
very properly with greater care than in the past, but the list of their other 
accomplishments which accompany their pictures in the college annual are 
also carefully scrutinized." The frequency with which avocational pursuits 
expand into actual vocations also makes participation in extra-curricular 
activities of great importance. Moreover, in oiur participation in the activi- 
ties we have found the work a preparation for the genuine enjoyment of later 
life and a background for the duties and responsibilities of citizenship. In 
the strengthening of the character and the personality of a student, we believe 
the work in an activity has often been more powerful than the more formal 
courses which he has completed. 

Excoliont Siiporvision of Aotivition 

The extra-curricular activities at this College: the Orchestra, the Band, 
the Glee Clubs, the Debating teams, the Index, and finally, the Collegian, 
play a very important part in the life of the undergraduate. A great amount 
of practical training and valuable experience can be gained from participation 
in an extra-curricular activity, which could never be gained in cla.ssroom 
work. In many colleges, the chief objection to the granting of academic 
credit for work outside the classroom, is that the activities do not have cap- 
able leadership and supervision. However, at our College, we believe, that 
the supervision of each activity, either by a member of the faculty or by a 
temporary leader, is capable enough to warrant the granting of credits for the 
extra-curricular work to the students. 

Activiti«'j< l>oiiiJin«l Mu«-h Tiiuo 

We are of the opinion that the positions on the various activities at this 
College are not being contested for by all of the most capable students. Many 
of the clever students do not enter into extra-curricular activity becau.se they 
hesitate to neglect their studies for work which does not grant any academic 
credit Few students or faculty members appreciate the amount of time 
required to participate successfully in an efficient extra-curricular activity. 
In a very conservative estimate, the editors of the college weekly each spend 
over thirty hours a week, in the preparation of each i.s.sue. I^st year, the 
editor of the Index devoted over five hundred hours to the preparation of the 
college year lM)ok. It is small wonder that many students hesitate to enter in 
extra-curricular work. However, we feel, that if academic credits were granted 
for work in an activitv. more of the capable students would respond to this 
incentive and compete for an activity. With the burden of classroom work 
relieved con.siderably, a more conscientious and a more sincere effort could 
be made by each student to establish a most efficient extra-curricular activity. 

Conohi«i<»ii 

In conclusion we believe that the time has arrived to demand academic 
recognition for work in extra-curricular activity. It is a step which will benefit 
the student group, its outside activities, and finally the College it.self. It is 
the plan of the staff of this publication, with the cooperation and .support of 
the Student Senate, to campaign earnestly for the granting of academic credit. 
In the near future, a questionnaire will be distributed to the members of the 
student and faculty groups. If the general .sentiment is that academic credit 



Student vespers will be held at 5.30 

this Sunday evening in front of the 

fireplace of the Memorial Building 

instead of the Farley 4-H House as 

fourths of them had never been on a before. Kenneth Cuthbertson will 



horse's back before taking military. 
"I could hardly believe it," he con- 
tinued, "but then I saw them ride, 
and I knew it." 



And they serve humanity . . . 

We've heard of college professors 
breaking up tender romances, of 
causing good fellows to commit sui- 
cide, and of running the nation on the 
rocks, but never before have we heard 
the name of one of those strange 
creatures become linked in a family 
argument to settle the question of 
pie-eating at midnight. 



B4>ttor than Teohnucrncy ... 

A penny saved may be a penny 
earned, but it will never roll into a 
fortune. One senior made a 



friendliness, or even positive hatred. 
They force words, but inevitably the 
quality of the voice betrays the lack 
of warmth. Still, the parasitic voice 
seems to be a fad. It is one of the 
accompli.shment8 of the Carole Lom- 
bard — Constance Bennett manner, 
which in essence hints of a familiarity 
with the more important centers of 
the world, Newport, the Rialto, and 
Monte Carlo. Above all, I have a 
mean little suspicion, this voice pro- 
ceeds from a horrible anxiety to make 
just the right impression. Despite 
their studied mien, panicky tenseness 
sharpens the voice. 

"Conduct is three-fourths of life. " 
said Mathew Arnold; he was not 
thinking of co-eds. Voice, for them, 
is seven-eighths of life. Voice, in fact, 
An innovation this year on Mountain j^ ^j^^ determining factor in "person- 
Day will be a camera hike conducted ^^^^^ „ Recollect those people who 
in the afternoon by Mr. Frank Strat- ; radiate intangible charm; in all cases, 
ton. Any kind of a camera may be . ^j^^y ^^^^^ ^^^ correctly, but beauti 
used and a small prize will be awarded | ^^jjy y^^^^ ^^^ g^ j^^q ^j^g p^^^ ^f ^he 
to the .student submitting the best ^^^^^^ ^^ j^^^ Siddons or "the divine 
snapshot. Judges will be Professors s^rah" remembered? Or, to return to 



conduct the worship service. There 
will be a panel discussion on "What Is 
Worship?" Among tho.se who may 
participate are Daniel J. Foley '35, 
Max Dubin '35, Bessie Proctor '36, 
Kenneth E. Cuthbertson '36, Walter 
J. Hodder '37 and Raymond Wyman 
'37. 



Waugh, Vondell, and Mr. Stratton. 



hundred percent profit on two occa- 
sions last week. First, he invited a 



Raymond G. Vinten '22, long with 
^^^ the landscape office of A. D. Taylor 



'05, is at present .superintendent of the 
Florida Arboretum Camp at Sebring, 



girl out to supper — she refused — he Florida 

saved a dollar. Secondly, he tried to 

make a two dollar bet. The second 

party hesitated, the first party said 

one dollar, the second said OK; the supervision of the landscape work in 



Earle Weatherwax '22 has general 



senior lost well, he 
I sa vedadol larany way . 



sour-graped, I^i^trict 5, National Park Service, 



the present, how has the large footed 
Garbo retained her hold on a public 
which does not value good acting. 
Imagine the vibrant Greta whining 
"Hi-i-i." The last speaker in Convo- 
cation is a significant example. Un- 
doubtedly, more than half of his effect 
on the audience came from the rich. 
resonant quality of his voice. 



with an office at 303 Grace Arcade 
[ Building, Richmond, Va 



should iH. granted, the Student Senate will place a definite petition before ^^^^^^ 
the administration for prompt action. 



"Summer is over," the old cow said, 
"And they'll shut me up in a draughty 

shed 
To milk me by lamplight in the cold. 
Hut I won't give much for I am old. 
It's long ago that I came here. 
Gay and slim as a woodland deer; 
It's long ago that I heard the roar 
Of Smith's white bull by the sycamore. 
And now there are bones where my 

flesh ought to be; 
My back-bone sags like an old roof- 
tree. 
And an apple snatched in a moment's 

frolic 
Is just so many days of colic. 
I'm neither a Jersey nor Holstein now 
But only a faded sort of cow. 
My calves are veal, and I had as lief 
That I could lay me down as beef; 
Somehow, they always kill by halves — 
Why not take me when they take my 

calves?" 
Birch turns yellow, and sumac red. 
"I've seen all this before," she .said, 
"I'm tired of the field and tired of the 

shed . 
There's no more grass and there's no 

more clover; 



Your best friend, of course, will not 
tell you of shop-girl's voice; and, un- 
fortunately, it does not wash away. 
But the largest part of it is na.sality. 
and that can be detected. "Talking 
j through your nose" comes from not 
R. O. Monosmith, B.L.A. '33, is the talking through your nose. There, in 
author of an attractive bulletin on short, is the cause of the New Kngland 
"Planning and Planting Oklahoma twang. So, then, my proud In-auty. 
Home Grounds" published by Okia- get off in the woods by yourself. 
homa A. and M. College. I Continued on Page^ 



Poem Of The Month Contest 



IS over, summer is over! 



V 



P. T. 



This space is reserved in the first issue of each month for th ' 
publication of the best original piece of verse submitted by an 
undergraduate in the Poem-of- the- Month Contest. 

Manuscripts must be in Professor Rand's oflice on or befoi 
the 15th of the previous month. For the November contests 
however, manuscripts will be accepted as late as Thursday, 
October 25. 

Manu.scripts will not be returned to the author. The one 
rated by the judge as .second-best, however, will be automa'' 
cally entered in the contest for the following month. 

At the end of the year, a first prize of $15 and a .second pri/' 
of $10 will be awarded for the two offerings adjudged the be- 
and .second-be.st of those published during the year. 



ALL STATE TEAMS WIN DURING WEEK 



Northeastern Downed 
8y State Trio 22-33 

CroMN-Country Tenm Repent n 
Victory 



Winning its second consecutive 
mei i of the season, the Maroon and 
While cross-country team defeated 
Noriheastern 22 to 33, last Saturday, 
on a rain soaked Franklin Park course. 
Tht victory was the second over the 
inuwn school in as many years. 

'I'liree Statesmen, Captain Walter 
Stepat '35, Ray Proctor '36, and Bob 
Murray '35, repeated their perform- 
anci of last week, crossing the finish 
hne tied for first place. The time of 
26 minutes, 14 2-5 seconds hampered 
by poor weather conditions was rather 
slow for the 4 1-2 mile course. 

For the first half of the race, a 
Northeastern man led the Derbymen, 
with Murray and Proctor close upon 
his heels, and Stepat not far behind. 
From the mid-point, however, the 
Statesmen were never headed. 

The two State leaders ran excellent- 
ly, and a short distance from the 
finish, were joined by Stepat. The 
three Maroon harriers crossed the 
line together, with Lengel, the closest 
opponent, 100 yards in the rear. 

The other two State men, Gillette 
and Bishop, finished seventh and ninth, 
respectively. 

The summary: Tie for first between 
.Stepat, Proctor, and Murray (M); 
4th, Lengel (N); 5th, Johnston (N); 
6th, Stimpson (N); 7th, Gillette (M); 
Bth, Perry (N); 9th, Bishop (M); 
10th, Sudrabin (N). 



WILLIAMS HARRIERS 
TO OPEN AT STATE 



An untested Williams College var- 
Hty cross-country team comes here 
this Saturday to meet a more ex- 
perienced Maroon and White harrier 
team. With two well-earned victories 

I already tucked under their belts, the 
Statesmen loom as the favorites in, 
this opener for the Purple harriers. | 
The Williams boys will be rather I 
familiar with the State course. On] 
September 29, when their football i 
team played here, the Berkshire 
runners came to Amherst and worked 
out on the State cross-country course, j 
The visitors will present a strong 
team on Saturday. Dave Gregory, ' 

I who was undefeated in competition ; 
last year, will offer serious opposition 
to the victorious reign of Stepat, 

I Murray, and Proctor. Captain F>ed 
McVeigh, an experienced harrier, is a 
^ery formidable opponent also. 

John Goodbody, captain of last 
.vears freshman team, and Art Stan- 
*ood, are the two most promising 
sophomores. Another good prospect 
''ut lacking in varsity experience, is 

I Don Humsey, a junior. 



BOOTERS SCORE 4-2 
OVER CONN. STATE 

Handing a third defeat of the year 
to the Connecticut squad, the Mass. 
State soccer team led throughout a 
fiercely contested game to win 4-2 at 
Storrs, Conn., October 13. The game, 
part of the Dad's Day program, was 
the fifth straight time the Briggsmen 
defeated their oldest soccer rivals. 

Jim Davidson, junior inside right, 
made the first of his two scores early 
in the game following a scramble in 
front of the goal. Hunter, soon fol- 
lowed with another tally as Conn. 
State was swept off its feet during the 
first period. 

Both sides scored in the next period. 
After exchanging goals, the Nut- 
meggers broke through in a drive that 
ended when a shot from their leading 
player. Read, scored from twenty 
yards. However, Ray Fields, the 
Connecticut goalie, nearly equaled his 
record of twenty-six successful stops 
made during the Amherst game, when 
the Bay State attack, continuing for 
the rest of the half, resulted finally 
in another goal by Davidson. 

The Deneerly outfit set its offense 
rolling during the second half and 
evened the play if not the score. 
Taking advantage of a throw-in near 
the Maroon end of the field, the Nut- 
meggers scored on a pass to Wells 
who was standing uncontested before 
the goal. 

Conway, State sophomore, com- 
pleted the scoring in the last period 
while Sweinberger was outHtanding 
throughout the game at halfback. 
The lineup: 

Conn. State 

8. Fields 

rfb. Green 

Ifb, Iluyes 

rhb, Smith 

chb. O'Brien 

Ihb, Carlson 

or, Taniitky 

if, Wcll.s 

d. Read 

11, Mason 

ol. Kupidlowski 

Conn. State 2. Goals 

Hunter, Davidson (2) 

Mass. State: Conway, 

. State: Stannard and 




The statistics of the 


Connecticut 


State game: 






M.S.C. 


C.S.C. 


Yardage gained, rushing 


182 


83 


Yardage lost by rushing 


24 


26 


First downs 


7 


5 


Passes thrown 


7 


11 


Passes completed 


2 


6 


Yards gained by passes 


41 


62 


Number of punts 


10 


11 


Yards gained by punts 


289 


441 


Average distance 


32 


44 


Penalties 


2 


3 


Yardage lost by penalties 


10 


25 


Fumbles 


7 


5 



Mulhall Kicks Extra Point As 
Statesmen Edge Conn. State 7-6 



MaM. Stale 

Norris, k 

George, rfb 

R. Wood. Ifb 

Sweinhorger. rhb 

Blackburn, chb 

Clark. Ihb 

Kennedy, or 

Davidson, ir 

llazelhuhn, cf 

Hunter, il 

Bieber, ol 

Score — Mass. State 4, 
scored by — Read, Wells, 
Conway. Substitutions — 
Goddard, J. Wood; Conn 
Turner 



Amherst got back into the win 
column after the 75 to rout of last 
week. With Union as an opponent, 
the Ix>rd Jeffs blocked two kicks for 
scores and came out victorious to the 
count of 13-0. Debevoise, Amherst 
end, blocked a Union kick in the first 
period, the ball being downed on the 
13-yard line. A few line plunges and 
a pass brought the ball to the one- 
foot line. Then Snowball, Ixird Jeff 
fullback, took the bal through the 
center of the line*for a score. In the 
second quarter, English blm^ked a 
kick and Amherst took the ball on the 
15-yard marker. In five plays, the 
Jeffmen scored again. The point after 
touchdown was made to make the 
Amherst total thirteen. 



Stewart to 1.4>lir Piinn St-oreN the 
Maroon and Wliite Touthdowii 

In a game of fumbles and |)aMsi>8 
the Maroon and White gridiron forces 
barely eked out a win over a fighting 
Connecticut State eleven at Storrs 
last Saturday. The 7 to 6 score tells 
pretty well the story of the game 
played under frigid condititins with 
the cold north wind making fumbles 




Rival .Slate Captain 
Mike Cronin 



Northeastern took the measure of 
Rhode Island State 6 to at Kingston. 
Chrusz of Northeastern recovered a 
blocked kick in Rhode Island terri- 
tory and a forward pass made good 
after two aerials had failed resulted in 
the touchdown. Excellent punting by 
the Boston team kept Rhtxle Island 
in their own territory throughout 
most of the game. 



INTERFRATERNITY 

With most of the fraternities already 
having played at least once, the inter- 
fraternity athletic competition is away 
to a very good start. During this past 
*»*k L.C.A. defeated A.B.P. 5-1 and 
''S.K. beat P.L.T. 2-1. This evening 
2' 7.1': T.C. will meet P.S.K. and at 
JOO A.E.P. will play A.G.R. in touch- 
'ootball. 



"FFICIALS" SIGNAL CODE 

military salute — unnecessary roughness, 
"inds on hips — off side. 
Otasjiinn of one wrist — holding. 
ru-hing movement of hands to front, with 

arms hanging verticle — pushing or 

lielping runner with ball. 
H.'.Mzontal arc of either hand — player 

; legally in motion. 
Sliiiting of hands in horizontal plane — 

■ ucomplete pass, play to be replayed 

r-»!ssed goal, etc. 
ft !ei arms — refusal of penalty. 
ru-'iing hands forward from shoulders 

* iili hands verticle — interference with 

' t.vard pass (also pass which touches 

i'riigible player). 
^'a'i'ig hand behind back — illegal for- 

» til pass. 

arms extended above head — a 
• Bringing palms together after 
*ignal indicates safety. 



Trinity IxmeM to St. Stepheiu* 

Trinity, State's next soccer oppo- 
nent, will present a difficult nut for 
the Briggsmen to crack at Hartford, 
Conn., this Saturday. Meeting the 
Hartford squad for the first time 
early last year the Maroon and White 
received a discouraging 3-1 setback 
from the fast, shifty, and hard-booting 
McCloud men. 

This year's edition of the Blue and 
Gold is probably as good as the 1933 
one. Although suffering a 3-2 defeat 
from St. Stephens, the Trinity players 
indicated no lack of strength in their 
opener, and lost finally on a penalty 
kick. Terry Mowbray, star of last 
year, and Louis Warren will be among 
the veterans State will have to guard. 
Davidson, Hunter, and Sweinberger, 
who showed up well in the Con^iecticut 
game are hoped to repeat for the State 
offense, while Red Wood will turn in 
his usual hard game at fullback. 



Wesleyan took the measure of 
Bowdoin by scoring two touchdowns 
and converting one try for point after 
touchdown while the Polar Bears 
advanced no farther than the 15-yard 
line. 



BLOCKED KICK GIVES 
STOCKBRIDGE VICTORY 



Williams scored on Princeton but 
took a 35 to 6 trimming from the 
Tigers. Miller of Princeton fumbled 
and Williams recovered on the 27- 
yard line. Passes to Holmes and 
Welles scored the six points. Princeton 
had no trouble scoring and the second 
and third teams saw considerable 
service. 



The Amherst cross country team 
lost its meet with the United States 
Coast Guard Academy when the 
Coast Guard runners swept five out 
of the first seven positions. Dean and 
Buxton of the Coast Guard crossed 
the line before Captain Minnick and 
Twichell counted for Amherst in that 
order. 



Taking advantage of a blocked kick, 
the Stockbridge school football team, 
gained a 6-0 victory over the Wilbra- 
ham Academy eleven, last Saturday. 
Christensen, left tackle on the home 
team, broke through in the third 
period, to block a punt far in enemy 
territory. Shortly afterwards, with 
Thompson crashing through, the 
Stockbridge team chalked up its only 
touchdown which proved to be the 
margin of victory. 

An enthusiastic crowd watched the 
contest in which the Stockbridge 
School exhibited a smooth working 
eleven. The lineup: 

STOCKBRIDGE — Ball, le; Christensen, It; 
Juhnevicz, Ig; Whittaker, Allen c; Keefe, Fields, 
rg; Chase, rt; Fisher, re; Kimball, Tripp, Mack- 
intosh, (jb; Regan Ihb; Thompson, Goodwin, 
rhb; Pena, Benben. (b. 

WILBRAHAM — Peters, re; Barrett, rt; 
Kopp, rg; Rhindehardt, c; Brown, Ig; Page, It; 
Taylor, Conroy, Ic; Johnston, qb; Campbell, 
rhb; Rogers, Ibb; Powers, Buthman, fb. 



The Wesleyan soccer team, last on 
State's schedule, won 2-0 from Wor- 
cester Tech, the squad that defeated 
the Maroon and White two weeks ago 
by the same score. Both Cardinal 
scores were made from long shots 
during the final period. 



Scoring in every period and piling 
up five goals at the expense of the 
Clark University team, the Amherst 
soccer team shows signs of unusual 
offensive strength in defeating the 
latter 5 to 1 last Saturday. 



Drop in and see Bill and Al 

And have a steak — or perhaps just 
a sandwich and coffee at 

Deady's Diner 

DRAUGHT BEER AT DINER NO. 1 



College Drug Store 

W. H. McGRATH. Reg. Phartn. 
AMHERST MASS. 



regular occurenct^s. Connecticut Slate 
presented a far different team than 
the one which suffered a 42-0 defeat 
on Alumni Field last year. This year's 
edition of the Nutmegger's eleven 
flashed two fine backs in Oonin and 
Poland and gave the Taubemen a stiff 
battle all the way to the closing 
whistle. 

The Statesmen ojM'ned the scoring 
after a first jjeriod in which the play 
see-sawed over the fifty yard line with 
the slim advantage in MaHHuchunettn' 
favor. A 40-yard forward pass from 
Johnny Stewart to Red Sturtevant 
brought the ball to the eight-yard line. 
.Stewart continued the barrage (»f 
passes and two plays later he faded 
back, spiralled a nice paas to Freddy 
Ix-'hr and the Maroon and White went 
into a six point lead. Hill Mulhall 
easily converted the try for point 
which ultimately determined the re- 
sult of the game. 

Conn. Stat<> Sfori>N in Foiirtli 
Connecticut State rang up their 
count shortly after the fourth period 
commenced. A steady inarch down 
the field culminated in a touchdown 
when (Jroher, Nutmeg halfback caught 
a flat pass from Poland, quarterback, 
evaded three Tauliemen, and coasted 
over the line for the six points. The 
try for point netted nothing when the 
ball mi.s.sed the uprights by a con- 
siderable margin. 

The cold made fumbles frequent and 
neither team gave an exhibition of first 
cla.S8 football. Both the Statesmen 
and the Nutmeggers relied upon pas.ses, 
eighteen being thrown of which only 
eight were successful. The Statesmen 
held the edge in first downs, account- 
ing for seven while Connecticut had 
five. 

Stewart again proved himself .State's 
biggest offensive weapon while Koenig, 
at fullback, did an excellent job of 
crashing the line and bore the brunt 
of the Maroon and White rushing. 
The Connecticut backfield of Poland, 
(Jroher, Cronin and Johnson, to- 
gether with right end Gold, were the 
main.stays in the Nutmegger's attack. 
Excliaiii^f' FiiinbieN 
Home kicked off for Connecticut 
to open the contest. Red Sturtevant 
gathered in the kick and returned it 
to the 46-yard line before he was 
downed. Con.solatti and Stewart tried 
the line with little result and Stewart 
kicked to the Connecticut 15-yard 
line. Connecticut returned the ball 
and Consolatti fumbled. The Nut- 
meggers recovered the ball but re- 
tained possession of it for only one 
play before a Maroon and White 
player fell on another fumble. 

Stewart then brought the States- 
men's pa.ss attack into play when he 
faded back and sent a 25-yard pass 
to Bill Davis. The ball was a little 
too high and just evaded Davis's out- 
stretched fingers. The play continued 
in the middle of the field for the rest 
of the period with exchanges of kicks 



KliiNle iMland .Stal«' iVaiii Khicli 

MeetH Taiibeinfn .Sat unlay 

liaM Stroii|V lh>l'<'iiM«> 

State's gridmen will play host to 
the Rhode Island State (\illeg«. Rams 
on Alumni Fit-Id Saturdiiy in the first 
of a series of five con.secutive home 
games. 

Although the Kingsldm-rs cannot 
boast of a better record than that of 
State's to date, the t(>ams they havi- 
played and the stores involved indi 
cate that the Stalesnien will have all 
the opposition they can handle .Satur- 
day. Again, the retnemhrance <if the 
hard fought battle .i( Kingston last 
year in which the Mar<K)n and White 
came through victorious «>nly by 
virtue of two points after touchdowns 
furthers the contention that the .Slates- 
men will have no easy time in scoring 
a victory. 

Winn and i.«»M)««>s h:v«'n 
Of the four home ganu*s they have 
played to tlate, the Rams have won 
two and lost two. Ami curiously 
enough, in winning their first two, 
against Brooklyn and Maine, their 
goal line was not crossed while in the 
last two. Brown and Northeastern, 
they themselves were hehl .scorele.ss. 

('oach Keany's filteenlli football 
edition at Rhode Island easily ran 
rings around a Brooklyn team that 
averagt'd 186 pounds in the line and 
176 pounds in the ba« kfi.ld, to run 
up a total of 31 points, in the .Hi-astrn's 
oi>ener. The ftjilowing wtn-k it ttiok a 
close one from the University of 
Maine by a 6 to count. 

If the l.'J to setback which »he 
Rams suffered at the hands of the 
Brown Bears two win-ks ago is to Ik.- 
considered of any significance, it 
should Ix- only to increase the Manjon 
and White's resiRfct for their strength. 
The Northeastern game, 6 t«) 0, was 
just one of those games in which the 
breaks counted. 

Although neither team will have any 
weight advantage over its opponent 
Saturday, the Mass. State line aver- 
ages five pounds more than the 170- 
pound Rhode Island line while the 
former's l.'>8-pound backfield has two 
pounds over the la tier's. 



and another un.«ucce.s.sful pass. 

When play was resumed, the Nut- 
meggers immediately kicked. Stewart 
and Koenig picked up a few yards 
each and Johnny kicked out of bounds 
on the Connecticut forty-yard line. 
Fumbles by C3onnectitrut and then by 
Ma.ssachusetta left the Nutmeggers 
in possession of the ball on their :ir>- 
yard line. On the next play .Jack 
Koenig, who did most of the Maroon 
and White ru.ihing, broke through and 
nail<;d Groher for a five-yard lo.s«. 
John.son started through the line but 
was stopped by three Taul)emen. 
Stewart Ki-t-fivoM 
Stewart received the punt on the 
twenty-yard line. Then Johnny reeled 
off ten yards and the initial first down 
of the game. .Stewart again took the 
ball around the end and was tackled 
by Johnson aftt;r he gained eight 
yards. Kcn-nig made the other two 
yards for first down and a five-yard 
penalty for offside increa.sed the dis- 
tance by five yards. Murphy drop[)ed 
the ball <m the next play and Connec- 
ticut again receovered. After a couple 
of tries at the line, I'oland had to 
kick and it .sjiiled over the .State goal 
line. 

Putting the ball in play on the 
twenty-yard marker, Koenig hit the 
line twice for no gain and on the next 
play Johnny .Stewart went back to 
kick. The Connecticut line broke 
through and Seremet partly bhjcked 
the kick. After the pileup was untan- 
gled the Nutmeggers had the ball. But 
a pass by John.son found Sturtevant 
under it and he returned the pigskin 
to the middle of the field. .Several 
unsuccessful passes followed and .Stew- 
art kicked out of bounds at the 15- 
yard stripe. A Connecticut return of 
Continued on Page 6 



THE MASSACHUSETTS CX>LLEG1AN. THUBSDAY, OCTOBER 18, 19S4 



Many Factors Cause Decreased 

Graduate School Enrollment 



S(ut€> C^ollei^e CjradiiHtvN Leud LiHt 
With Forty-Four 



Last week the total enrollment 
in the graduate school had reached 
ninety-five. In explanation of this 
number, Director Sievers said in an 
interview, "While enrollment in the 
graduate school is not completed, 
indications are that the figure will not 
reach that of last year. No doubt 
there are many factors that contribute 
to the falling off, but the one po.ssibly 
operating more than any others is 
that many of our students have 
temporarily exhausted their avail- 
able funds in obtaining the Bachelor 
degree. For the time being, even 
though they may have had difficulty 
in gaining profitable employment, 
nevertheless they are not in a position 
where they can take on the load of 
further college expense. This con- 
dition is expected to be temporary; 
but even to that extent, it cannot help 
but reflect itself in the entire resident 
educational program, because a gradu- 
ate student has a tendency to furnish 
the type of inspiration to departmental 
activity that a wholesome program 
requires." 

Among the gradaute students there 
are eight institutional fellows: Ben- 
jamin Isgur, Karol Kusinski and Major 
Spaulding, agronomy; James A. Sib- 
son and Russell Snow, physical edu- 
cation; Ambrose McGuckian, place- 
ment bureau; Bruce Hamilton, ento- 
mology; Herbert Jenkins, dairy in- 
dustry. An institutional fellow is 
classified as one "appointed by the 
college president at the request of the 
departmental head to assist in the 
work of the department and is paid 
out of the departmental apportion- 
ment." 

The horticultural manufactures di- 
vision has had three research assist- 
ants added to its staff: Robert E. 
Buck, Thomas Onsdorff, and Vernon 
E. Watkiiis. William B. Esselen Jr. 
'34, has also been taken into this 
division as a commercial fellow. 

As in past years the graduate school 
has enrolled students from all parts of 
the country, and this year from as far 
north as Mcdonald College of McGill 
University to as far south as Alabama 
Polytechnic Institute. Alumni of Mas- 
sachusetts State College lead the en- 
rollment of the graduate school with a 
total of forty-four, the State Teachers 
Colleges are second with a total of 
five, and are followed subsequently 
by three from Holy Cross College, 
Colby, and the North Carolina Agri- 
cultural and Technical College, re- 
spectively. 



Sheldon P. Bliss 
Undergoes Operation 

Sheldon P. Bliss, prominent senior, 
underwent a serious bone operation 
at Melrose Hospital last week. He is 
recuperating at his home in Green- 




GOVERNMENT TO AID 
100,000 STUDENTS 

Emergency Belief AdiiiiiiMtration 

OflerM 13 Million Nine-Month 

Part-Time Proi^rHin 



Sheldon I*. BIIns 



field and will not be able to return to 
college until next month. Bliss, one 
of the most popular and most active 
undergraduates, is treasurer of the 
Senate and manager of varsity basket- 
ball. He is also a member of the 
Maroon Key, Junior Prom Commit- 
tee, the band and the orchestra. 

Dr. Marion Atwell 
Is Oct. 25 Speaker 

Speaking on the subject of "Euro- 
pean Countries," Dr. Marion Gaylord 
Atwell will address Convocation on 
October 25. 

Since her graduation from Mt. 
Holyoke College she has done a great 
deal of newspaper work that has been 
connected with foreign affairs. She 
has also gathered much material in 
recent trips abroad and will present 
an opinion based on personal experi- 
ences of the present tense foreign 
situation. Dr. Atwell is devoting her 
entire time to lecturing btfore college 
groups and clubs. 




A. P. Bursley '11 is now in District 
5, National Park Service E.C.W. with 
headquarters at Richmond, Va., and 
is general inspector of all engineering 
and construction work in that district. 

Tom Ferguson '28 is with the 
National Park Service landscape work 
in Alabama and according to all re- 
ports is doing a fine piece of work. 



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More than thirteen million will be 
dispensed among needy college men 
and women starting this fall by the 
federal emergency relief administra- 
tion by paying them for part-time jobs. 
The announcement of this payment 
came from Aubrey Williams, acting 
administrator of the administration, 
in the middle of July. The students 
will receive about $13,500,000 in the 
school year of 1934-35, or about 
$1,500,000 a month for nine months. 
The plan is an enlargement of a 
movement begun last year at the sug- 
gestion of several college and univer- 
sity authorities some of whom took 
the matter before President Roosevelt 
personally. In part, it represents an 
effort to lessen unemployment this 
winter. 

"Results of the student-aid program 
under which about 7r),000 were helped 
to stay in college last year, have 
plea.sed Harry L. Hopkins, federal 
emergency relief administrator, so 
much that he has authorized expan- 
sion of the work to include more stud- 
ents," Mr. Williams said. 

The FERA fund.s will be alloted 
through state temporary relief ad- 
ministrations to non-profit-making in- 
stitutions. The students will work 
part-time on socially desirable pro- 
jects, including the kinds usually 
found such as clerical, library and re- 
search jobs. Regular class instruction 
is excluded. 

This year college students will have 
an opportunity to teach adult and 
extension classes as part of the part- 
time job program. They will also aid 
in the supervision of recreational 
activities and other services that will 
increase the usefulness of the colleges 
to nearby communities. Some of the 
students may be assigned to local 
emergency relief administrations to 
M.SHist in specialties, such as health 
work, nutrition, vocational agricul- 
ture, and home-making. 

General supervision of the student- 
aid program is in the hands of Dr. L. 
R. Alderman, director of the educa- 
tional division of the federal emer- 
gency relief administration. 

Provision for additional aid to stud- 
ents who wish to study engineering at 
the Brooklyn Polytechnic Institute 
has been offered by the educational 
branch of the federal emergency relief 
administration. 

Under the ruling made in January, 
thirty students who were unable to 
meet the full tuition costs of $360 
were allowed amounts up to half this 
sum by the government agency. An 
additional group of thirty students 
will receive similar Ewsistance. In 
return for this compensation from the 
government each student who receives 
it will be required to engage in some 
service at the institution, such as 
assisting in rating examination papers, 
clerical work, or the cataloguing of 
books. Not more than ten hours a 
week is required on any assignment. 

The American Campus 



Hail Stockbridge for their six to 
nothing victory over Wilbraham! The 
first game of the season was well 
played and revenged last year's de- 
feat. Wess Ball (captain), Harry 
Tompson, and Mike Benben were 
backed up by a weighty line which 
cooperated in line plays and end runs 
with every man doing his job. Only 
one forward pass was tried and this 
proved unsuccessful. Christensen 
blocked a kick in the shadow of the 
goal posts which gave Harry Thomp- 
son the opportunity to put the pig- 
skin over the white line for a score of 
six points. 

Mr. Stratton has high hopes of 
organizing a glee club. If cooperation 
and entertainment can be combined, 
the result will be public performances. 
I^et all who can, help this organization 
and join in the fun that the others 
are having. "Let Holyoke's Hills 
Resound the Strain." 



THH MASSAC HlSH-rrS rOMHCilAN. Till KSIIAY. fICTOBKK IH, ltt3| 



(^o•>e^ Vlew0 



Cornelia Foley '35 and Dor>>chy 
Corcoran '36 represented the M> ssa- 
chusetts State College Home i^co. 
nomics Club at the Home Econcwuict 
Club Conference held at the Framing. 
ham State Teachers' College. Qq 
Friday, October 6, the program con- 
sisted of meetings and a baoLiuet. 
Cornelia Foley spoke at one of the 
meetings on the subject "Student 
Meetings Held in the New York 
City Convention of the National 
Home Economics Association." Oq 
Saturday, the two State representa- 
tives journeyed to Boston to at lend 
the New England Home Economics 
Convention in session there. 



The poultry department battled its 
way through the first snow of the 
season in its annual visit to Connec- 
ticut State College at Storrs. The 
weather reminded the seniors of their 
trip last year. 

A.T.G. will hold a house dance this 
Saturday evening. If the dances are 
anything like last year's, (and we hope 
they will be better), all who go will 
have a good time. 

Freshman Reception will be held 
Friday the 19th. This is a dance, the 
seniors give for the freshmen so that 
they can get acquainted with the 
social life on campus. Every one 
ought to turn out and bring a partner 
for a grand whirl. 

Mr. Eliot F. Rogers S'31 is engaged 
to Miss Lila Edith Knight, a graduate 
of Smith College. He has been work- 
ing for the Newton Cemetery Cor- 
poration where he received his place- 
ment training. 

Percy Best S'27, James W. Leach 
S'34, Frank J. Hahn S'33, and Walter 
Hanhy S'32 of A.T.G. were seen on 
campus this last week. 

Just a gentle reminder that the 
Pond is rather cold at this time of the 
year. Names of freshmen not wearing 
hats or saluting the fountain are 
being taken. 

Next week the Collegian may be 
obtained at the College Inn, A.T.G., 
and K.K. as well as at the regular 
places. 

Any Stockbridge student having 
news or suggestions for this column 
should see Merrill Hunt, Jr. Any 
freshman who will volunteer to help 
with the news, may carry on the work 
next year. 

— Merrill Hunt, Jr. 



Intersorority field hockey will be 
played under the following schedule: 

Oct. 22 Alpha Lambda Mu vs. Phi Zeta 

23 Lambda Delta Mu vs. Sigma Bcu Chi 

29 .\lpha Lambda Mu va. Lambda Dflu Mu 

30 Phi Zeta vs. Sigma Beta Chi 
Nov. 7 Kreslimt-n vs. Sopliomoret 

12 Juniurs vs. Seniors 

13 Winners of Claso Teams 
Time: .VO p.m. Place: Cage. 



This year the W.S.G.A. will again 
sponsor a series of teas to be held in 
the Abbey Center. The time and 
organizers of each tea are as follows: 

Oct. 17 Home Economics Club 

2') Alpha I>ambda Mu 

Nov. 7 Phi ZeU 

21 Sigma loUi 

Dec. 13 Lambda Delu Mu 

Jan. !> Sigma Beta Chi 

17 W.A.A. 

Tea will also be served every after- 
noon of final examination week, and 
the days of the week have been 
alloted to the following group.<) uf 
co-eds: 

Monday — Freshman class 
Tuesday - Senior class 
Wednesday — Y.W.C.A. 
Thursday — • Sophomore clasw 
Friday — ■ Junior Class 



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Lambda Delta Mu will hold a 
faculty housewarming on Sunday. 
October 21 from .3 tr» F> nVlock The 
reception committee will consist of 
Mrs. John Baker, Miss Miriam and 
Mrs. Damon, the housemother. Edna 
Thornton '35, Mildred Hovey '35 and 
Rosamond Shattuck '35 will pour. 

Mildred Hovey of Lambda Delu 
Mu received the award given to the 
senior who has raised the sorority 
average the most. 

Lambda Delta Mu will hold a coffn 
dance at the sorority house on Sunset 
Court on November 3 after the | 
Amherst football game. 

The blazer which is awarded to the 
senior who has contributed the most 
athletically was awarded to Marion | 
Harris of Lambda Delta Mu. 

Continued on Page 



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TO ONE OF OUR DELICIOUS STEAKS 

With Fresh Mushrooms — it is real nice. 

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I'KIMITIVK KCK K I»AINTIN<JS 

Continued from Page 1 
jjje oiiinion that these paintings in the 
j^ei Uiver Caves show the gradual 
jj^veKpment of the art from its 
earlu'-t and simplest form to a very 
jjijjh standard of merit, over a long 
j)erii"i- 

Humans Are Syniboliz(>d 

(uiieral subjects of the paintings 
arenu-n and animals. It will probably 
^triki the observer that the animals 

I -^^f^. iiiuch better drawn than the 
n,in 'J'l»^ explanation of this is due 

I [„ the fact that since the Hu.shmen 
were at first the sole inhabitant.s of 
their territory, any symbol of a human 
Iving would represent the Bu.shman 
(„ his fellows, while it was necessary 
til (ir.iw animals more carefully in 

{order to distinguish between the 

I runrrous species. 

The Hushmen's success in depicting 
Jattioii is impre8.sive in the paintings 
I of the current group. The speed, for 
I example, with which hostile tribes are 
I rushing into battle is to l>e noticed. 

Brother Otto considers some of the 
I figures represent foreigners recogniz- 
lable from their clothing as Chinese, 
Arahs. and other Asiatic races; and 
I that evidence is thus afforded of the.se 
I races having visited South Africa in 
I former times. 

This type of an exhibit is largely 
I experimental as ixothing of this nature 
I has ever been shown in this section 

[before. 



C'O-HD NEWS 

Continued from Page 4 
Lambda Delta Mu will entertain 
their Dads at dinner on Dads' Day, 
October 27. 



! Open house for upperclass giria will 
be held at the Alpha Lambda Mu 
i house on Saturday, October 20 after 
I the football game. 

Angela M. Filios '37. Sally H. 
Hopkins, Dorothy K. Lannon '37, 
and Madeline H. Lincoln '36 were 
received into membership of Alpha 
Lambda Mu on Monday evening, 
October 15. 

Sigma Heta Chi has elected the 
following rushing committei': Lucille 
Munroe, chairman; Dorothy Cor- 
coran, Barbara Davis, Kllen Guion, 
Elinor Stone. 

The following girls were initiated 
into Sigma Beta Chi last Monday 
night, October 8th: Catherine Birnie 

; '37, Frances Horgan '36, Barbara 
Davis '36, Ruth Kinsman '37, Lucille 

I Munroe '37, I^rraine Noyes '36, 
Elinor Stone '37, Ruth Todt '37. 



Five girls representing Sigma Iota 

I vLsited Conn. State College and at- 

i tended the football game there Satur- 

jday, October 13, as the guests of 

j Theta Psi, a sorority at that college. 

Those who attended were: Anne 

Bernstein '35, Sylvia Rod '35, Florence 

Biisky '36, Dorothy (iarbose '36. and 

, Beatrice Waxier '37. 



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Mary Tomlinson '34, Sigma Beta 
Chi, and Alfred A. Brown '31, Lambda 
Chi Alpha, were married in Newton, 
Mass., on Thursday, October 11. 
Mr. Brown is on the faculty at the 
University of Vermont, and the couple 
will make their home in Burlington. 

Some of the buildings which house 
the North American College (Rome, 
Italy) date back to 1604. 

Washington University (St. Louis, 
Mo.), during 1933-1934 school year, 
received gifts totalling $858,ftT8 



DEBATING TEAMS 
START TRAINING 

Women's TtNim (o Form liide- 
peiiclt'iit I'liit 

Plans for another successful year of 
debating are being made by the debat- 
ing teams under the direction of 
Arthur J. (Jold '36 of the men's 
varsity team, and Gladys Whitton '35 
of the Women's varsity team. 

The men's varsity debating t«'am 
plans to hold debates with !«'ams in 
Vermont and in eastern New York 
state in addition to the regular home 
debates. All freshmen men who are 
interesttni in debating are eligible to 
try out for the debating team. There 
are four members of last year's varsity 
team in school: Arthur J. Gold '36, 
captain; Donald T. Donnelly '36, 
manager; Max Lilly '37, and Albert 
S. Thomas '37. 

The women's debating team is this 
year entirely on its own, and not con- 
nected with the men's debating team 
as it was in previous years, it will 
now receive an appropriation of its 
own. The team contemplates going 
on several debating trips in addition 
to the regular home debates, one of 
which will probably be held during a 
Convocation period. No member of 
last year's team has been lost through 
graduation and the team includes 
Gladys Whitton '35, captain; I^r- 
raine Noyes '36, Dorothea Donnelly 
'37 and Marguerite IxjDuc '36. All 
girls interested in debating will be 
welcomed. The next meeting will Ite 
held on Thursday, October 18 at 7 p.m. 
in the Senate room of the Memorial 
building. 



SKMOK IM»K.\ nCTIIIKS 

ARE NOW IJKING TAKEN 

Individual pictures for the Index of 
the members of (he senior cla.ss are 
now being taken at the studi(» ot 
H. E. Kinsman to whom the photo 
graphy ct)ntract for this year has Ihhi 
awarded. Appointments for these 
pictures will continue until the entire 
si'uior cla.ss has been photographed. 
It is also announced that the contract 
for engraving has In'en awarde<l to 
Howard West & G«.. of Worcester. 
This year's publication will i-ontain 
272 pages, an increa.s<> of forty pag«'s 
over last year's Index 



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Leave your name and address. 
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Social Science Club 

Holds First Meeting 

Prof. Walter A. Rudlin, London 
School of Economics, discu.ssod the 
"Social Realities Behind Politics in 
Great Britain and America" at the 
first me(>ting of the Mass. State 
College Social Science Club «t 7 p.m. 
yesterday in the Memorial Building. 
Profes.sor Rudlin, who is now an ex- 
change professor from Great Britain to 
Amherst College, also holds the posi- 
tion of Research Associate of Harold 
Laski and is a member of the Royal 
Institute of International Relations. 

Plans for the year were presented 
by Clare I*ineo '36, president of the 
club and Rev. T. Barton Akeley, 
adviser. 



H.V.SIS OF WINMXJ |>OIVI>> 

IN FKATEKNirv CON TKSTS 

Continued from Page 1 

Baitlu of Jii(lt>nu-nl und Tabic of Polntw to 

III- AwarJutI 

I TIIKAI KK Al.s 

1. Ilou.sc |>arli< ipaiiou lo 

2. I'or i-xlciit of |Kirti> ipatioii (luiinlxT ot 
iikmiIkt!! who liavc siKiiilicant parts in 

till- iH-iloriiiaiU'c). v>(( 

Dint lion (iiuluiliiiK tiininu) and 

i-nseniblo ^l) 

Ilistrionits (neatness ami clarity of indi- 
vidual parts). ^) 

Set, liuhtinK. and coKtuminK. .2(1 
OriKiiiality m 



:<. 



Possible total 



KM) 



II. TUk lil I I,.\.MAT()RY (ONTK.ST 

1. Kntraiue of two men iHT house . 10 

'.'. Pros*' 

a. Clioice of declamatiun . lo 

li. I'totioiinriation, enumiution. and Btaue 

prestMU'c i,!-, 

t. Interpretation uo 

•'*. N'ersc 

a. rhuk-e of declamation . lo 

b. I'ronoiinciution, enunciation, and slaue 
pres«-nce \r^ 

<■ lnl<-rpretation (includinK uielrical 

readinx) 2() 

I'o.ssible Uital lOo 

For clear failure ot iiieinory in either prose or 
verse (double jH-nalty for failure in Ixjth) . . l!(l 

III. TlIICSINt; 

1. Entrant e of chorus by e.uh house . . 10 

2. For extent of iKirticipation (nundM-r of 
inendx-Ts in the chorus), eiich nieudM-r 2 

3. Choice of .Honii ftr sonKB 

4. Diction 

'>■ Pitch and <iuality ot tone . 

6. Interpretation .... 

7 Appearance on tht staKc 



DOUBLE HOLIDAY GIVEN 
FOR COLUMBUS DAY 

('olumbus Day proved a double 
holiday for the students, for Presi- 
dent Baker announced in ('onvocatitm 
that the A<1 ministration had declared 
Saturday a half holiday. In exchange 
for this extra day. Dr. Maker re.juested 
the student lM)dy to cooperate with 
him in nuiking the celebration of 
Mt)untain D..y a ctinipiete success. 

Although the campus was almost 
totally deserted from Thursday until 
M«)nday, there w»'re a few students 
who remained to join the Outing Club 
in its all-day hike up Mt. Greylock, 
or to attend the football game at 
Storrs (HI Saturday. 



Possible total 



KK) 



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IV. INhPEt TION OK HCjfSES 

1. .N'eatne.ss of K rounds 10 

2. Taste in the plantinKs on the KfoundM in 
.'J. Neatness of livinx r(M>nis, study rmims, 

sli-epinK rooms, < losets, hallways . 10 

•1. Ta.-ite in the furni^hinKs and ilecoration of 

livinu rooms jq 

o. Ta.sle in the furiiishinKs and de<ora(ion> 

of private rooms lo 

H. Written s> hedule of plans and estimates 

for improvements and re|>airs to Ite made 

durinK the coniinK year .... 6 

7. Improvements and repairs made since the 
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8. .Sanitation 30 



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100 



I'lIK KLOWTORC^Il 

Continued from Page 2 
pnich your lovely nostrils together, 
and repeat a few staph? phram-s - 
such as "Hi-i-i" or "Don't you think 
she's awfully cute".'" 

If they do not sound radically 
different fr«)m your usual speech, you 
can be quite sure that on campus you 
do not siM-ak through your no.se, and 
that you certainly do sound like a 
native of Vermont. 



To cure this disagreeable whine 
drop the sophistication i»f the cinema 
queen and adopt Pojieye's battle cry, 
"1 yem what I yeni, and that's all 
what I yem!" liut the In-st panacea 
for the voice is a deep breath. Breathe 
deeply; and then siM'ak immediately. 
The preliminary maneuver relaxes the 
nerves, "opens" tlie thro<it, enritrhes 
the sound, deceives the male, and, 
above all, gives that precious moment 
in which to summon up the retort 
pithy. If the co-c«ds, in short, would 
put more cold cream on their voices, 
and less on their faces, there wouUI Iks 
fewer latent Jimmy (^agneys. 



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STATKSMKN KIMiK 

CONNFX TIC'lIT STATK 7-« 

Continued from Page '.i 
the kick and the Maroon and White 
started the drive which netted them 
the winning margin. 

PattH to Kiftht Ytird Luif> 

Stewart dropped back and heaved 
the pigskin forty yards to Sturtevant 
who was finally downed eight yards 
from the goal. Consolatti hit the line 
for one yard and Stewart again pasHed 
but too high for Bill Davis and the 
ball landed in the end zone. On the 
next play Stewart dropped back and 
tossed a beautiful pass to Freddy Lehr 
for six points. With Sturtevant hold- 
ing the ball, Bill Mulhall made a per- 
fect place kick and the score became 
Massachusetts State 7, Connecticut 
State as the half ended. 

An exchange of kicks opened the 
third quarter. The Taubemen re- 
ceived a kick on the 25-yard Hne and 
started another march to the goal. 
Stewart and Koenig in eight downs 
klicked oCF two first downs. A Con- 
necticut penalty and a couple of line 
rushes by Murphy rang up another 
first down but Stewart fumbled and 
the attack was stopped. 

Conn. State AdvnnrvH 

This seemed to be the signal for 
Connecticut to advance, for from 
that time on, they held the edge. A 
kick, a few unsuccessful off-tackle 
plays and Connecticut again had the 
ball. Groher heaved a pass but it fell 
untouched. Cronin passed but this 
time Ed Bernstein snatched the ball 
from the air and ran ten yards before 
he was tackled. Stewart attempted to 
pass but the ball was knocked from 
his hand by Pinsky, Connecticut right 
tackle. In the wild scramble. Murphy 



got the ball. Three successive line 
smashes by Koenig accounted for 
eight yards but a five yard penalty 
nullified the gain. Another exchange 
of kicks and an unsuccessful Connec- 
ticut pass completed the quarter. 

The final period opened with the 
ball on the State 40-yard line. Stewart 
fumbled on the first play and Johnson 
of Connecticut fell on the ball. Then, 
the Nutmeggers opnene<l up an attack 
that was only halted when they had 
scored. A pass, Poland to Gold, made 
it first down on the 25-yard marker. 
Cronin reeled off five yards before he 
was tackled hard by Sturtevant. The 
next play, a spinner through right 
tackle, resulted in another first down 
with Cronin again carrying the ball. 
Cronin through guard gained a yard 
and the Connecticut passing team, 
Poland and Gold, just failed to click. 
But the Nutmeggers were not to be 
stopped Poland again dropped back 
to pass. This time, Groher, Connec- 
ticut left half, was waiting for the 
ball and, evading three Taubemen, 
touched the ball down behind the 
goal line. Ricketson entered the game 
to try for the extra point. His kick 
was far to the right of the posts and 
left the Maroon and White leading by 
one point. 

Cronin to Ciold Vasn 

Connecticut kicked off from the 
forty yaid line and Sturtevant ran the 
kick back 25 yards. Koenig and Con- 
solatti gained a few yards and Stewart 
went back to kick. A fifteen yard 
penalty for roughing the kicker gave 
the Statesmen a first down but the 
Maroon and White attack had ceased 
functioning and Stewart kicked to 
the five yard line. Cronin made first 
down in two rushes. Poland to Gold 



made another first down via the air 
route. Another pass made five yards 
and Cronin, on a spinner, fumbled the 
ball but recovered in time. Cronin 
again found Gold for a ten yard pass 
and Gold continued on for eighteen 
yards more before he was brought 
down by Consolatti. The Nutmeggers 
fumbled but recovered and State was 
assessed a five-yard penalty for an 
extra time out. 

Cronin hit the line for two yards 
and a Poland to Gold pass was again 
good for eight yards. The Statesmen 
then took the ball on downs. Conso- 
latti fumbled and lost five yards but 
Sturtevant made it up on the next 
play. Stewart kicked to the Connec- 
ticut 35-yard line, while Bill Davis 
made the final tackle as the game 
ended. The lineup: 



Mass. State 

Davis, Adams, le 
Nietupski. Peterson, It 
SchafTner, Leavitt, Ig 
Rossiter. c 

N'ietupski, Bernstein, rg 
.Mulhall. rt 
lA-hr. Laphani, re 
Sturtevant. Peckham, <ib 
Stewart, Ihb 



Conn. State 

re. Gold 

rt, Pinsky, Ricketson 

rg, Seremet, Sager 

c, McMalion, Sayers 

Ig. Home, Potterton 

It, Ilolinboldt 

le. Lewis 

qb. Poland 

ihb, Johnson 



Consolatti, Kilipkowski, Murphy, rhb 

Ihb, Groher, Owens 

Koenig. Murphy, fb fb, Cronin 

Referee: Haugher of Providence; I'mpire: 

Goodridge of .-Xniherst; Linesman: MacDonald 

of Sprlngtield. 



Canning most of their food during 
the summer time enabled a group of 
co-eds at Alabama Polytechnic In- 
stitute (Auburn) to save approximate- 
ly $167 each on their .school expenses. 



New head coaches have taken office 
this fall at twenty-seven football 
playing colleges in eastern United 
States. 



TIIIKTKKN SKNIOKS WOKK 
FOK DKPAKT^IENTAL HONORS 

Continued from Page 1 
will investigate "The Sociology of 
Franklin Henry Giddings." In the 
department of entomology, Miss 
Marion R. Smith will make a study 
of the entomophagus fungus, Kmpusa 
sphaerosperma Fres., on its host 
Thrips, Thrips tabaci Lindeman. 

Miss Marie Currier and Glenn F. 
Shaw are doing honors work in the 
department of agricultural economics. 
Miss Currier is studying Home Owner's 
Ijoan Credit, while Shaw is making 
"an analysis of costs in the commer- 
cial production of turkeys." 

In the animal husbandry depart- 
ment, Frederick N. Andrews has 
chosen for investigation, "Develop- 
ment of the Thermo-refulatory Func- 
tion of the Tunica Dartos Muscle." 
For honors work in English, James 
Gavagan is studying "The Indebted- 
ness of Irving Babbitt to Matthew 
Arnold." 

Louis I. Winokur is making a "Study 
of the Theory of Errors and the 
Method of Least Squares," in mathe- 
matics. 

Philip J. Robinson, a candidate for 
honors in the department of education, 
is conducting a study of the electrical 
phenomena in nerves and muscles 
during stimulation. For honors work 
in German, Henry D. Epstein is re- 
viewing Thirteenth Century Middle 
High German Literature. 



A concept of human life as electrical 
energy derived from solar radiation 
has been developed by Dr. George W. 
Crile, one of the country's outstanding 
surgeons and research physicists. 



KOBEKT W. ABBOTT '35 

AWARDED SCIIOLAKsiiii. 
Continued from Page 1 
medical major and president ijt tht 
Menorah Society. Robert H Her- 
manson of Dorchester, a distnhuted 
sciences major, is manager of xoccer 
and a member of Alpha Epsilon pj 

Robert F. Libbey and Alfred K 
Newton are both majoring in (hem. 
istry. Libbey, a native of Wesiboro 
is a member of Phi Sigma Kappa I 
Newton lives in Sharon and is a mem- 
her of Lambda Chi Alpha. 

William A. Scott of Bloomfieid I 
Conn., is a landscape architecture | 
major, a member of Phi Sigma Kitppa 
a member of the Index staff and the I 
band. Walter Stepat of Braintree, a 
member of Alpha Gamma Rho, majors 
in Chemistry. He is captain of cross- 1 
country and a member of the Senate. 
John P. Veerling of East Weymouth I 
is president of the Honor Council, 
and a member of the Orchestra and 
Band. He is majoring in landscape 
architecture. 

Marie E. Currier of Amesbury, ii| 
president of the Women's Govern- 
ment and a member of the Indcxi 
staff, Y.W.C.A., and the lambda 
Delta Mu sorority. Marion E. Smith | 
of Greenfield, an entomology major. 
is president of the Y.W.C.A., secre-l 
tary of the Fernald Club, and a mem- 
ber of Alpha Lambda Mu. 



Students at the University of Mis- J 
souri may now take out insurance) 
against flunking. If a student flunks,] 
the company gives him enough to payj 
his way through summer session. .\t| 
Ohio State it is reported that betwitnl 
$75,000 and $100,000 has been spent] 
for similar insurance. 



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AMIIKK.ST, MASS. TIIIIRSWAY. OCTOBER 25. 1934 




Number 5 



NUMBER OF DADS EXPECTED TO 
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APPEAR AT SOCIAL UNION 



('iii(|iie KnMenibl*' t<» i'rt'Nt'iit 
PrtH^rani Friday 



Ted Shawn, faniou.s American dan- 
cer, is to appear in Bowker Audi- 



torium on Friday evening, October 26 
at 7 o'clock. Shawn has studied for 
years to discover the qualities and 
values of the dance. 

Only in very recent times and 
only in the Western world have 
women attempted the Dance. And 
they have merely used it to interpret 
love in 'ts various aspects. In con- 
trast to this idea men have always 
danced, and they have always derived 
their themes from man's age-old occu- 
pations — war, hunting, labor, re- 
ligion, etc. The male dance move- 
went in this country, however, is 
comparatively new, for it was only 
two years ago that a Boston theatre 
presented this same troupe in what is 
believed to have been the first all- 
tnale program ever seen in an American 
theatre. It is Mr. Shawn's intention 
to restore the Dance to its rightful 
Continued on Page 5 



FINAL PLANS OF 
HORT. SHOW MADE 



CAMPUS CALENDAR 



THfre is only one step from the s uhlimt to 
Ikf ridieuloHs." — Napoleon I 



ROBERT FROST DEFENDS 
SPIRIT OF NEW ENGLAND 



^ot«^l Poet SpeakH at SrholarMhip 
l>ay iiNHcmbly 



Something there is that doesn't love 

a wall. 

•"at sends the frozenjground-swell 

' "nrf< r it, 

^nd !^[.ilis the upper boulders in'the 

sun 

"" rr ikes gaps even two can^pass 

abrfitst." 

'let my neighbor know' beyond the 

hill 

"'J en a day we meet to walk the 

line 

l^** s't the wall between us once 

«?air " 

^« ^ !! not go behind his father's 

■"yi'i-:. 

l'^^ likes having thought of it so 

*ell 

* ^■■' again, "Good fences make 



«*o«' neighbora 



Continued on Page 5 



This year, at the Horticultural 
Show to be held November 2, 3, and 
4, all available space will be given 
over to student display, making the 
show more than ever p.-'marily a 
student enterprise. Saturday has 
been set aside as Garden Club Day. 
Work begins next Wednesday even- 
ing, and all students who wish to 
help will have a part provided to do. 
The Holyoke and Northampton 
florists, who have for many years 
contributed liberally to make this 
show a succe.ss, will do so again this 
year. The Garden Clubs of the State 
have been invited to participate, their 
class being one of flower arrangements 
for dining tables. 

P'our competitive classes of exhibits 
have been arranged for the students 
with many prizes, including pottery, 
books, seeds, and bulbs. The first 
class consists of a required competition 
between three floricultural courses. 
The second class, the displays, is open 
to all students of floriculture and land- 
.scape architecture. The area allotted 
to each student or group for display 
is 100 square feet. Each entrant is to 
set his own display, furnishing his own 
design and materials. The displays 
range from Alpine Gardens, Pent- 
house Gardens, and Formal Gardens, 
to Informal Woodland .scenes. A 
prize of $10 is offered for the best 
exhibit in this class. 

The third class is a competition for 
students in floricultural courses, and 
consists of the arrangement of varieties 
of small flowered chrysanthemums in 
bowls, baskets, and vases, the use of 
other foliage and accessories being 
permitted. 

Class four consists of miscellaneous 
competitions open to any student. 
Competition A is a basket arrange- 
ment of native or other hardy plant 
materials, while B is a vase arrange- 
ment of these same materials. Com- 
petition C is a winter bouquet; D is 
an arrangement of fruiting branches 
of shrubfl or trees in a copper con- 
Continued on Page 2 



Thursday. Octobar 35 

4-.")..«) p.m. Tea Alpha l^iml)da Mu 

Alit>ey (Vntpr 
7.00 p.m. Or ('. I', .\lpxander, Fernald Knt. 

t lub. Fernald Hall 
7.00 p.m. Fratfrnity reheariaU for Oad's 

Day. Bowker Auditorium 
7.1.5 p.m. Alpha .SiKma Phi vs. Non-Frat. 
7..10 p.m. Band Rehearsal, Mem. Bldlj. 
H.(X) p.m. Newman Club meeting, Parish 

Hall 
H.«) p.m. Girlg Glee Club, Memorial BIdg. 
Friday, October 26 
7.00 p.m. Ted Shawn and his Dam ers, 

Bowker Auditorium 
ft.OO p.m. Informal, Memorial Buililinit 
.Saturday. October 27 
Dad's Day 
s.:jO-2..10 p.m. Dad*« Day registration. 

Memorial Building 
9-1 1 a.m. Visits to departments 
10-11 a.m. Military exhibition 
11- 12 a.m. Faculty reception. .Mem. Bldg 
ll.;j0a.m. Soicer game. Amherst. .Soccer 

Field 
12 m. Fraternity and .Sorority luncheons 
2.00 p.m. Football game, Worcester Tech, 

Alumni Field 
2.10 p.m. Stockbridge football. Vermont 
Academy. Saxtons, \'crmont 
I .'i 00 p.m. Cros^-country, Worcester Tech. 
Alumni Field 
V.10-6.4.') p.m. Dad's Day suppers at Fra- 
ternity. Sorority houws and Draper 
Sunday, October 28 I 

.< ."> p.m. First Radio ( oncert. .Mem. Bldg.' 
')..«) p.m. Sunday Vesi»ers, Memorial Bldg. 
Tuesday, October 2* 

7 (K) p.m. Men s Debating team. Memorial 

Building 
S.OO p.m. Men's Glee Club. .Memorial Bldg. 
Wednesday, October 30 

<.K'> p.m. .VJath Club meeting. .Math. Bldg 
Thursday. November I 

II a.m. Convo<.ation, Phillip Wilson. "The 
Broader .Aspects of the New Deal " 



Faculty Committee 
Recommends Many 
Changes Be Made 

Results of the eight months study 
by the faculty committee, which was 
appointed by President Baker in 
December, 1933 to examine the cur- 
riculum of the Massachusetts State 
College, have now been made public 
through the I'resident's office. 

Assistant Dean I..anphear, chairman, 
and Professors LindH«'y, Alderman. 
Mack, French, (Joldlwrg, and Hriggs 
have, in this study, considered the 
training of the student from several 
points of view. The development of 
the individual's mind and moral 
character, the training of the indi- 
vidual for productive work, the train- 
ing for health, and social and recre- 
ational training have been considered 
each in turn. 

I*»oliii|l Ailri. and Hurt. DeptN. 
The committee has suggested that 
the work in agriculture and horticul- 
ture be combined into one division 
that might be called the Division of 
Plant and Animal Industry. The 
courses in thb division might be 
organized in four series: the agricul- 
tural series, the horticultural series, 
the landscape architecture series, and 
the food technologies series. This 
would, the committee points out. pool 
the resources, common interests, and 
sympathies of the present divisions of 
agriculture and horticulture and per- 
haps lay the foundation of some future 
college of agriculture. 

PhyN. nnd Biol. SrlrnceM to Split 

Work in the physical and biological 
sciences would be reclassified so that 
a division of physical and mathemati- 
cal sciences, including chemistry, 
physics, mathematics, civil engineer- 
ing, and possibly geology; and a 
division of biological sciences, includ- 
ing bacteriology, botany, entomology, 
physiology, and zoology would be 
created. 

IMviNioii of IIuintinitieN 

The formation of a new division to 

be known as the division of humanities 

or the division of humanistic studies 

Continued on Page 5 



FriitprnilieN Prepiire f«»r l>iid*H Day 
Cuinpetition 



Kxpecting guests from over one- 
third of the students to break last 
year's record attendants of three 
hundred and fifty, the eighth annual 
celebration of Dad's Day will be 
observed on Saturday, October 27. 
Invitations have been sent out from 
the President's office to all the Dads 
and have been seconded by a personal 
note from each student requesting his 
dad to be his sfiecial guest 

As in the past, students will bring 
their dads to the Memorial Building 
to register between the hours of 8.30 
and 2.30. At the time of registration 
dads will receive their tickets admitting 
them to the Worcester Tech — Mass. 
State football game to be called at 
2 p.m. During the morning, dads may 
take advantage of the "open house" 
in all the campus buildings, attend 
the military exhibition at 10 o'clock, 
and meet the faculty at the regular^ 
informal reception from II a.m. to 
12 rioon. The keynote of the whole 
Dad's Day program is to acquaint 
the dads with the activities and 
environment of the Massachusetta 
State College student. 

The complete program for the 
afternoon will be: 

12 m to 1 p.m. Luncheon at fra- 
ternity and sorority houses and 
at Draper Hall Cafeteria. 

Continued on Page 6 



GOV. ELY WILL UY 
CORNERSTONE NOV. 3 



Exercises for the laying of the corner 
stones of (loodell Library and Thatcher 
Hall Dormitory, new buildings under 
construction on campus as Emergency 
Public Works projects, will be held on 
November 3. His P^xcellency, Gover- 
nor Joseph B. Ely, president of the 
Board of Trustees, will lay the comer 
stone for Gotjdell Library and Nath- 
aniel I. Bowditchof Framingham, vice- 
president of the Board of Trustees 
will perform the same function at 
Thatcher Hall. President Baker will 
preside at both ceremonies. 

Continued on Page 6 



n. "The I 
Deal" I 



Visiting Japanese 
American Life 



Artist Finds 
Very Contrasting 



MrN. Kyojiina, Who Will Ciive 

DemonHtriiiiion of ikcbiinH, 

CirantM Interview 



MOUNTAIN DAY GRANTS 
POPULAR OUTING THURS. 



Attracting the largest crowd in the 
history of the college, Mountain Day, 
an anticipated event of the college 
year, was held on Mt. Toby, Thurs- 
day, October 18. It is estimated that 
nearly one thousand students and 
faculty members journeyed to Toby 
during the afternoon for the annual 
outing. 

After Convocation, the chapel bell 
announced the half-holiday and every- 
one gathered at the East Experiment 
Station. By two o'clock nearly every- 
one had arrived at Roaring Br(x)k 
either by their own means or busses 
furnished by the College. I 

Continued on Page 5 



Declaring Japan is most radically 
different from America in its home 
life and customs, Mrs. Yoki Kyojima, 
professional Japanese ikebanist, drew 
a comparison between the two coun- 
tries in an interview with a Collegian 
reporter. 

Mrs. Kyojima, who is now staying 
on campus with Prof, and Mrs. Frank 
A. Waugh. will arrange an exhibit of 
ikebana, or Japanese floral arrange- 
ment for the annual Horticultural 
Show scheduled for this November. 
This display promises to be very | 
unique, for the floral arrangements are 
both unusual and sometimes very 
bizarre. 

A few examples she gave were that 
the Japanese never wear shoes in the 
house, and consequently, the floors on 
which they sit, are "as clean as a 
snow- white bedspread." Braided mats 
cover the floors and serve as chairs 
for the members of the family, but a 
guest must always be given a cushion. 
In like manner, the cushion in a 



glorified fashion takes the place o*" 
the American l)ed. The Japanese 
sleep on a flexible cotton cushion or 
cushions placed on the floor. 

Here, Mrs. Kyojima brought out a 
book of illustrations on phase.s of 
Japanese life, and thereafter, used 
this book to supplement her remarks 
and diflRculties with English. Because 
the women of Japan wear such elabo- 
rate coiff'ures, the pillow which has 
come into u.se is one made of wood and 
sometimes covered on one side with 
wool. Beautiful textiles are often 
used in the making of these pillows 
but the "genuine" pillow is made 
primarily of wood. 

From a discvissiun ol furniture, the 
subject naturally turne.. to the topic 
of food. Rice is the piece de reaiatence 
in the Japanese meal and is usually 
cooked over a small charcoal fire and 
placed in individual bowls and covered 
to retain the heat. It was with great 
magnanimity that Mrs. Kyojima con- 
ceded that rice might be served in the 
wooden, coverleas, soup bowls, but 
she emphasized the fact that "the roal 
rice bowl must be made of porcelain 
and have a cover which may also aerre 
Continued on Page 6 






TIIK MASSACIIITSKTTS COLLEGIAN, THURSDAY. OCTOBER 25, 1934 



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ELIZABETH HARRINGTON "35 
ANNE BERNSTEIN '35 
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JACK W. FOSTER '36 
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What It pity . . . 

Did ytMi know, that there are 
Home co-edH wlio have been doini^ 
their xtiidyini^ in the library for 
three yearw and utill have to lio to 
the niovinii pietiirei* alone. If 
that happenM in this little library, 
what ehanee will they have in the 
new and lar|lt>r buildini^. 



TIIE MASSACHUSETTS COU.EGIAN. TIUrRSDAY. OC1t>BER 25. 



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To the editor of the Collegian 

"Much of the evil in the world 
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which the participants were sufferiig 
physical pain, contests in which soiae 
of the competitors were endangering 
their future well-being that we, ihe 
students of the Massachusetts Stiiie 
College, might boast of winning teams. 
The man himself is not at fault. ;Ie 
believes himself to be under obligati tn 
to his coach and fellow students. Who 
then, must we as clear thinking indi- 
viduals, hold responsible for this un- 
healthful situation. Again, the choice 
does not rest with one person. We, 



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Answer please . . . 

What is Worship Participated in by 
Seven Students? So reads a poster in 
the M. Building. We'd call it a 
septet. 



Logical reasoning . . . 

A frosh stopped and observed some 
workmen lowering rolls of asphalt 
insulation into the new steam tunnel. 
"That," sneered the frosh, "is the 
result of extravagant spending in 
Washington. They have gone to such 
extremes that they even paper the 
inside of underground tunnels." 



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EDITCI^IAL 



FINANCE IN IIUillKR EDICATION 

{In terms of capital investment alone, higher education is one of America's 
largest businesses. Few students are aware of the magnitude of the financial 
operations of the whole American college educational system, of which our College 
is a unit. In the last five years, commencing with the drive for the new Physical 
Education building; the successful campaign led by President Hugh P. Baker 
to secure Federal funds for the construction of Goodell Library and Thatcher Hall: 
and finally, the present effort of the Administration to secure additional money 
for the continuance of its progressive building plan, the question of capital in- 
vestment in higher education has been constantly discussed at our College. The 
future growth of Massachusetts State College is dependent on State and Federal 
funds. In our opinion, the following article, written by William E. Berchtold in 
"The New Outlook," is an excellent presentation of the problems and the size 
of American college finance. — Editor's note.) 

Colle];t<' Property Worth Over Three Billion 
Property owned by the nation's 1078 institutions of higher learning is 
valued at $3,280,054,000, which represents an increase of 172 per cent in a 
single decade. Their libraries are stocked with 44,396,000 volumes; their 
dormitory facilities alone are valued at $198,369,000; and their annual ex- 
penditures for operation and new con.struction top the half billion dollar mark. 
Although the universities and colleges were slow to admit that they constitute 
such a gigantic "industry" and to employ business and financial management 
commensurate with the task, the very size of the undertaking has forced such 
recognition within the last decade and particularly during the last four trying 
years of depression. 

246 Ptihlic Colleiie*i, 832 Private Colle^eN 
The New Deal is filled with implications for higher education, implications 
which may force revolutionary changes in college financing, if not a drastic 
realignment of the system of higher education itself. The great majority of 
our colleges and universities have been founded on the gifts and bequests 
growing out of the great fortunes built up by the men once called "pioneers" 
and "empire builders" and now more popularly and contemptuously referred 
to as the "robl>er barons." The "Sound Old Bankers" of the last decade have 
come to be called merely by their alphabetical initials, in keeping with the 
abracadabra of the New Deal; and so the colleges and universities — at 
least, the eight out of every ten that are privately controlled — face a new 
set of conditioJis;. (lifts and bequests are diminishing in size and number, and 
the prospects of heavier and heavier taxation on great fortunes provide little 
hope that gifts will ever reach their former size again. The taxed tycoon is 
quick to suggest that the State which taxes him provide for the agencies which 
he once took personal satisfaction in .supporting from his unspendable fortune. 
State financing of higher education, now amounting to less than $20,000,000 
from the Federal Government and abcjut $100,000,000 from states and cities, 
would mean a new burden on already emptied or emptying treasuries. The 
832 privately controlled universities and colleges now save the public treasu- 
ries of the forty-eight states at least $33r), 000,000 annually. Publicly con- 
trolled colleges and universities, numbering 246, have grown rapidly during 
the last quarter century, but they could not possibly absorb the students in 
the 832 private institutions, even if such a change could be accomplished 
without sacrificing research programs or leaving capable teachers stranded. 

Kllect of Depres.»iion 
The Depression, which did not hit the academic world until the year 
1930-31, has struck a severer blow at publicly supported institutions than at 
those which are privately endowed. Kight out of ten colleges experienced the 
effects of reduced revenues during the last academic year, with about thirty 
per cent less income available for operating and capital expenditures than in 
1929-30. Public institutions' income averaged 38 per cent less, while private 
colleges and universities were in a better position with a 20 per cent average 

reduction. 

Financial Experts at Colle4«* 

Business and financial practices of universities and colleges have undergone 
vast changes during the last two decades. While the responsibility of trustee- 
ship of the hundreds of endowed institutions is as much cultural as financial, 
the magnitude of the financial operations connected with these endowments 
has assumed huge proportions. The trusteeship of American universities is 
equal to that of one-third the savings deposits in all mutual .savings banks in 
the United States. Obviously it has become necessary to employ the most 
expert financial brains to secure the principal and income from $1,225,558,000 
in productive funds held by private colleges, and $122,117,000 held by public 

institutions. 

Collei^e President Leads Drive for FundH 

The unwritten clause in every university president's contract today pro- 
vides that he shall be a good campaigner for funds from the state legislature, 
if he is president of a public institution; or if he is president of a privately 
endowed institution that he shall perform in society with a capital-S and be 
an effective persuader of wealth. But campaign methods have changed in 
the last two decades. The annual campaign for funds from the state legis- 
lature is now as carefully planned and organized, with effective publicity for 
public support, as any political campaign. 



Pretty snooty . . . 

An announcement of the first annual 
fall swimming meet of the Boy Scouts 
had the following at the bottom: 
Coach Joseph Rogers 
in charge des affaires 



One collegian says . . . 

Poetry, like lightning, strikes many 
a strange spot. Here is one strange 
siwt it did not strike: 
Since "on the carpet" for the Dean, 

Jack has this to say: 
"Many a deanie's rug I've worn, in 

Evening school and day, 
But should those Deans join the firm 

Of the very largest rug concern, 
We'd have the most amazing firm, of 

Lord, ONeil & Pray !" 



Blunder is the word . . . 

A math, teacher enlightened his 
class on a very delicate point the other 
day. As he was puttiug an example on 
the board, he put down one number in 
the answer where he should have put 
another. This was pointed out to him 
by the class. He turned and looked 
them over carefully. "When I do a 
thing like that, it's only a mistake," 
he said. "When you do that, it's 
wrong." 



situation. We are apt to form a habit 
without considering whither it leads, 
or to have a dim idea of an object, 
adopt a means of reaching it, forget 
the object and develop the means 
until it is quite inconsistent with the 
object to be attained. These things 
are true of college athletics," said the 
late President Lowell of Harvard. 

Although they began as games 
played by those who enjoyed them, 
college sports soon lost the atmosphere 
of "Sport for sport's sake," and de- 
veloped into contests between tra- 
ditional rivals. More and more atten- 
tion was attracted, larger and larger 
became the expenses and the receipts, 
until finally, the undergraduate found 
himself lost in a swirl of figures. His 
capacity was overtaxed, and inter- 
collegiate contests expanded into color- 
ful spectacles attracting thrill-seeking 
people by thousands and tens of 
thousands. Winning teams meant 
gate receipts and stadia, and more 
winning teams and larger gate re- 
ceipts, and out of it all has come a 
group of elaborately trained contest- 
ants and coaches who must win at 
any cost. 

One might safely say that inter- 
collegiate sports savor more of the 
World Series, the gladiatorial com- 
bats in the Coliseum in Rome, or the 
races in Constantinople, than they do 
of college, that one has acquired a 
taste for the pitting of man against 
man and the crunching of bone 
against bone? 

How has this state of affairs come 
about? Upon whom can we fasten 
the responsibility for this develop- 
ment? There is no single individual, 
neither is there a single institution 
that can be condemned for thus de- 
forming college sport. The present 
situation is not the result of conscious 
choice, but rather the result of aimless 



setts State College, have reached a 
point at which a decision must be 
made. Shall we uphold that which is 
noble and true, or that which is base 
and false? 

Drefand 



5e 



5e 



(BlimpdCd in pnedino 



Invitation to the waltz . . . 

The liii^h school papers are il- 
Iustratin4 the diflerence in tech- 
nique of uskini^ a yoiini^ lady to 
dance at different schools. Wil- 
brahnm Academy, evidently an 
institution of men. does it this 
Miiy. "May I l>orrow your frame 
for this strujijile?" 

Palmer Iliiih uses a bit more 
subtl«> manner, however. *'I'd 
ask you to dance, but there isn*t 
room enouiih on the floor to 
swintl a cat." 

As long as you re healthy . . . 

The mark she had received in an 
exam had evidently upset a little 
woman somewhat. Her stooge tried 
to cheer her up a bit. 

"You know how they mark," he 
said. "If they like your face, they 
give you 100." 

The lady thought this over. "I 
wonder which half of my face they 
didn't like," she said finally. 

Calling all gastric juices . . . 

The life of a commuter is not a 
completely happy one. At least it 
appeared so when two of them were 
comparing notes. 

"Boy, I get tired of the same 
sandwiches all the time, chicken, jelly, 
egg," said the first. 

"You ought to be like me," said 
the second bitterly. "I go from ham 
to ham!" 

At Mass. State? 

A M-ant ad in the I'nivernity of 
Iowa Daily contained the follow- 
inji- M'nnted - Burly, beauty- 
proof individual to read meters 
in sorority houses. We have not 
made a nickel in two years. 

Rabbits don't get a chance in this 
world, at least where our co-eds are 
concerned. The poor, starved things 



drifting. The system of training 
college athletes has become more and 
more technical, more professional and 
more unwieldy, in the same manner 
in which the simple folk of the villages 
and cities of Europe were drawn into 
an ever-tightening net and then sud- 
denly plunged into war. Participants 
in any contest, whether it be ping pong 
or polo, play with the hope of win- 
ning. When amateur meets amateur 
and professional meets profes-sional, 
the same desire exists, but as winner 
meets winner and championship games 
are staged, a new factor is introduced 
— win, but win at any price. 

We have seen, and sneered at see- 
ing, the moving picture producer's 
conception of college life. We have 
read highly flavored and artificially 
colored novels, we have nodded 
knowingly over a hundred essays on 
professionalism in collegiate athletics, 
we have condemned the western uni- 
versity and its policies of football, 
freedom, and fun, and yet, we have 
been blind to developments near at 
hand. There was a time, in the not 
yet distant past, when the name of the 
Massachusetts Agricultural College 
appeared with those of several other 
institutions are being on the "lily 
white" side of athletics. That .same 
year, the then Ma.s.sachu.setts Agri- 
cultural College lost all of its ftnitball 
games. Then came a change, and in 
the first year of the Ma.ssachu.setts 
State College, athletic victories 
mounted to unexpected heights. This 
was a "new deal," an awakening of 
the student body to the finer graces 
of living. During the past year we 
have witnessed the results of that 
change. On several occasions, we 
have hung our heads as unsportsman- 
like paths have IxH'n pursued. 

We, the student body, have spon- 
sored and subst;ribed to ideal.s from 
a lower, rather than a high strata of 
thought. We have st^en men repre- 
ate two bushels of carrots up on the senting the college who were fit neither marks are fined a dollar each ad iitiona 
mountain last week. mentally nor physically to partiiipate day 



By PEIPING TOM 
The Chinee-Man 
Editors and publishers are a crotchy 
lot. They want copy, copy, copy all 
the time. You would think that 
printing words on paper was their 
business. 

"How about a column this week?" 
they asked the poor old Chinee- man 
who had enough shirts to iron, good- 
ness knows, without writing for a lot 
of stiff shirts besides. 

"Everybody is dying to read your 
column," they flatteringly informed 
the senile reprobate. 

"What awful shame to die so 
young," quoth old Tom, as he searched 
for the other piece of heiroglyphics 
to match the editor's pink laundry 
check. 

"No findee him," said the Chinee- 
man. "No checkee in bundle no 
shirtee!" 

"My Godee!" fumigated ye editor, 
"Why must you always mixee up my 
shirtee?" 

"Mebee so puttee in wrong cubby- 
hole," smiled the Chinee-man ma- 
liciously. "Mebee so in Mr. Reinaerd 
the Fox, column." 

Ob, you, who have not "essayed" 
to become a columnist do not know 
the trials and tribulations of a cre- 
ative artist — and yes, one might add, 
the trials and tribulations of news- 
paper editors. Life is a hardship for 
both of them. There are often times 
when both the Chinee-man and the 
editor feel much like doing nothing. 
There are times, while in the throes of 
creative work, that both of them get 
up and look at the desk piled high with 
copy, old bills, odd gloves, and 
ginger-ale bottles, and then go right 
back to bed again. You see, creative 
work isn't like any other kind of 
work, for it must come from a great 
emotional upheaval in the soul of the 
writer; and if that emotional up- 
heaval is not present, it must come 
from the works of other writers 
which happen to be handy and easily 
imitated. 

So this week, the Chinee-man and 
the editor, like true college gentle- 
men, are forced to make: 

AN HONEST CONFESSION 

Driven to it 

They would slave 

From the cradle 

To the grave 

With no feeling 

Of vexation 

Labor being 

Mans .salvation 

In a chain gang 

Or a galley 

They would be 

The last to dally, 

But 

Left to their own devicts. 

Very little work 

Suffices. 



M.inE 

nt of 



FINAL PL.VNS OF 

iioKT. snow 

Continued from Page 1 
tainer; and Fi is the arranger. i 
flowers, fruits, and vegetabl*'; m 
wooden chopping bowl. 

The terminal features for tht minor 
axes have l)een designcKl by th<; ^^, 
cla.s8 in landscape architectu >' * 
promise to be very unusual. 

Amherst professors who delay 01° 
than ten days in giving studei '- t" 



BOB MURRAY FEATURES HARRIERS WIN 



Rhode Island Downs State 

In Hard Fought Contest, 7-0 




Stewart and Sturtevant Feature 
Work of Taubenten 



Failing to capitalize on several 
gcor ng opportunities, the Maroon and 
White gridmen fell before a high 
powired Rhode Island State football 
noac'ime 7 to on Alumni Field, 
Saturday. The Statesmen several 
timt.' advanced far into Ram terri- 
tory but they lacked the extra punch 
before a tightened Ram's defense. In 
the final quarter, Rhode Island turned 
back a Maroon and White offensive 
marih, took the ball, and marched 
ninety yards for the only score of the 
game. Seven successive first downs 
were rung up in this assault before 
Fisher, Rhode Island quarterback, 
lugged the pigskin over the line. 

The Statesmen had several chances 
to score previous to this but on each 
occasion the State attack was held 
when the Ram's goal was threatened. 
The last period opened with the 
Taubemen in possession of the ball on 
I the Rhode Island 23-yard line and it 
looked as though a touchdown was 
I certain. 

But, with inches to go for a first 
I down, the Maroon and White lost the 
I bail and the Rams opened up their 
1 victory drive. Montenuto, Rhode 
I right halfback took the ball on the 
first play and had clicked off eleven 
I yards before Jack Koenig pulled him 
I down. Fisher added a couple of 
I yards and then he took the ball again 
I for another seven or eight. Fisher 
I made first down through tackle on 
I the Ram's 38-yard line. 

Fisher hit the line twice and then 
j raced around right end for another 
Ifirst down. Fisher and Mantennto 
Icontinued to run up first downs and 



WORCESTER TECH HAS 
WEAK GRID OFFENSE 

Enitineers Have Won But One 



Have Won 
Cianie 



Making their fifth attempt to get 
their offense going, the Statesmen will 
take on the Worcester Tech football 
team on Alumni Field Saturday. This 
game should provide the Maroon and 
White the opportunity they have 
been seeking to get their offensive 
punch clicking, for the Engineers by 
no means appear to have a very for- 
midable outfit. Whatever advantage 
they will have over the Taubemen 
will be in weight and the latter are 
by no means unused to that. 

However, the attitude of the Tech- 
men is that they'll have no Lou Bush 
to cope with as in last yearls episode. 
As will be recalled, it was here that 
Bush entered the fray in the second 
period after the Statesmen had been 
rebuffed for the first quarter and was 
directly responsible for the three sub- 
sequent State touchdowns. The final 
standing was 20 to 6. 

Only once in two years have the 
Techmen tasted victory. Last Satur- 
day they emerged winners over Nor- 
wich by dint of a flash of real football 
in the last quarter which culminated 
in a combination forward pass-lateral 
touchdown play for the only score of 
the game and of the season so far. 

In the season's opener played with 

the Coast Guard Academy at New 

London, Conn., the Tecluuen were set 

down 13 to 0. Only once during the 

they 



One unusual feature of the Rhody 
game was a 45-yard advance of the 
Taubemen without as much as touch- 
ing the ball. The Maroon and White 
had the ball on their own 34-yard line 
when a fifteen yard penalty for holding 
was called on the Rams. The referee 
paced off the yards to the tune of 
vociferous protest from Coach Keaney 
of Rhode Island. This brought another 
fifteen yards and then still another 
when Coach Keaney stepped onto the 
field to continue his objection. "^I'he 
Statesmen received the ball on the 
Rhode Island 14-yard line but were 
set back on a fifteen yard penalty 
and lost possession of the ball. 



Brilliant Spurt At Finish Defeats 
Gregory, Captain of Williams 



SOCCER TEAM 
TIES TRINITY, 2-2 

BriiitlNinen Turn in Creditable 

Performance Ai^aiuNt Stroni^ 

T«>iim 



Statistics on the game: 






i 


M.S.C. i 


H.I.S. 


First downs 




11 


13 


Yards gained, scrimmage 


1.51 


194 


Yards gained, passing 




24 


15 


Passes attempted 




16 


3 


Punts 




9 


8 


Av. yardage of punts 




33 


38 


Penalties imposed 




4 


6 


Yards lost, penalties 




30 


80 


Amherst went into 


an 


early 


lead 


and carried off a 3.') 


to 


7 win 


over 



game were they in scoring position 

,L M . „-,•-•. . . " *"*^ ^* °"* °f ^^^ 8«ven fumbles they 

he Maroon and White was helpless Lade during the contest occurred at 

|:o stem the Ram s attack. Twice on that moment, the opportunity was lost 



Ithe 12-yard line the Taubemen held 
jFisher for no gain but, on the next 
Iplay, he advanced to the one-yard 
lime. Another play produced no gain 
iMd then Fisher took the ball through 
Itbe line The referee ruled that the 
jball had been over the line and Rhode 
llsland took the lead. Keaney replaced 
jFisher and drop-kicked the extra point. 
Play during the first period was 
[close, unsuccessful Maroon and White 
«rials being the high points. Lap- 



In the next home game with Trinity, 
the Engineers were run ragged by the 
far superior Trinity eleven which 
crossed the end stripe five times. The 
Hartforders were not seriously threat 



Rochester. The lAtrd Jeffs started off 

strong in the first half and accounted 

for four touchdowns. The Amherst 

first string backfield had no trouble 

gaining ground while Rochester relied 

for the most part on their forward 

passing attack. In the first period, the 

Jeffmen counted on a Kehoe to De- 

bevois pass. WhiVmyer made another 

six points in the second period and 

Browning accounted for the third 

score. Amherst continued the assault 

and ran the count up to 35 before the 

game ended. 



Northeastern, showing considerable 
more power than in their previous 
games, produced a 13 to 6 win over 
Colby. Sensational ball carrying by 
Pelletier, Northeastern back, was the 
feature of the game. He raced 28 
yards for a score in the first period 



ened once by the Tech eleven which ""*^ counted again on three line plays 
outweighed them ten pounds per man. ^^^^V «»cored by virtue of an aerial 

attack. 



Fitchburg First 

In Soccer Series 

Fitchburg Normal will be the first 

"State's next soccer opponents in a 

■^ries of three home games on October 

' at 11.30 on Alumni Field. Inas- 

"ch as Fitchburg has one of the 

'<l'ng teams in the neighborhood, the 

> crowd expected for Dad's Day 

*>avt a chance to see some excel- 

t booting from one of State's 

Hbm rivals in the first home game 

the y.ar. 

fitchhurg lost its first game to 
^^m'uth, about the third ranking 
l^^rn .lub, 3-1, which indicates 
methi.-,^. of the brand of their game. 
JJ far the Hriggsmen have lost one 
v^orcster Tech, 2-0, won one from 

n^ .'*'!"!*' ^'^' ""** *^'"* °"* ^'^h 
mty, 2. TTie lack of experienced 

tena! which has hampered the 

■°on .,,d White team is apparently 

^J" <-' i for the recent game with 

"> .owed the development of a 

pas ag attack and a smooth 

'^''ing '.fense. 

J'^ttr and Davidson have been 

'"8 u in the State forward line 

P"/*" . 1 scorers, while Captain Jim 

S' ^"^''*' Sweinberger. and 

"^^ r have been taking turns 

.^ t halfback. Wood and 

'^'a^^ ' P''"^«'t)Iy be the mainstay 

*''»•; ise this .Saturday. 



^lan 



1 bni> 

"V" previous games with Fitch- 

'9' and 1932, tie scores have 

^ rtime pt>riods before State 

i*d '™^ ^"' during its unde- 

"^ *'n, and remained tied 1-1 



the 



the 



f^r 



id. 



ham. State right end, almost scored 
when he just missed a Stewart pass 
on the goal line. The pass was a 
beauty but just evaded Lapham's out- 
stretched hands. A Rhode Island 
kick and a Consolatti runback of a 
kick ended the first session. 

The Statesmen opened the second 
period with Jack Koenig reeling off 
seven yards. Stewart picked up the 
other three for a State first down. 
Then Stewart dropped back of his 
line and heaved a perfect pass to Bill 
Davis but as both teams jumped the 
signals, the ball came back. Another 
attempt at the line and Stewart kicked 
over the goal line. Rhode Island put 
the ball in play on the 20-yard marker 
and gained but six yards in three tries. 
The kick which came, gave the 
Statesmen possession of the ball on 
their own 42-yard line. Stewart 
tossed two passes but both fell un- 
touched. With ten yards to go, 
Stewart kicked on the third down 
over the goal line. The Rams again 
took the ball on the twenty-yard 
stripe and advanced up the field 
making two consecutive first downs, 
only to have the ball pop from Man- 
tenuto's hands as he was hit by three 
Maroon and White men on the States- 
men's 45-yard line. Sturtevant grab- 
bed the loose ball before it touched 
the ground and raced 48 yards before 
he was downed on the Rhode Island 
8-yard line. 

But here the State attack refused 
to function and after Koenig and 
Stewart each tried the line the ball 
was given to Rhode Island. Keaney 
kicked out of danger after two downs 
and another march began for the 
Statesmen. Several gains by Maroon 
and White 



Worcester Tech took a 6-0 win from 
the Cadets of Norwich. (iermain 
scored late in the final period after 
taking a lateral on the end of a for- 
ward pass play. It was fourth down 
with eleven to go for a first down 
when the Engineers revealed this play. 



Williams took the measure of Bow- 
doin by a 20 to score while Tufts 
downed Connecticut State 14 to 0. 



Both of State's remaining soccer 
opponents met some stiff competition 
over the week-end. Wesleyan lost to 
Yale 2-0 while Amherst tied Harvard 
3-3 in a freely scoring battle. Amherst 
is due to meet Wesleyan this Saturday 



I.«ading their opponents during 
ninety percent of the game, the State 
soccer team was finally forced into 
two fruitless overtime periods by a 
last minute goal from the Trinity 
hooters at Hartford last .Saturday. 
The tying score that cost a decisive 
win over the team which last year 
easily conquered the Briggsmen 3-1, 
resulted from a free kick just Iteyond 
the penalty area with but a few seconds 
to play. 

Taking the offensive at the opening 
of the game, the Blue and (lold play- 
ers seemed headed for another victory 
but failed to score an Turner who was 
filling his first assignment in the .State 
goal. Krom the first period on. how- 
ever, the State passing attack de- 
velo|M*d into their »)est exhibition of 
the .sea.son and kept the ball out of 
danger and in Hartford territory. 

Both of .State's scores came in the 
.secimd period after much hard play- 
ing. Bob Hunter, left inside, was the 
first to stretch the strings when he 
received the rel>ound from the Trinity 
goalie off his body. Bieber. playing 
wing, scored again from a corner kick 
formation to give .State a 2-0 lead at 
the end of the half. 

Mowbray, the c-enter forward who 
led the Hartford men's scoring last 
year, rang up the first Trinity count 
in the third quarter during a scrim- 
mage in front of the Maroon goal. He 
later was lost to the team and neither 
side score<l again until at the end of 
the fourth (|uarter, a free kick oc- 
curred outside the penalty area and 
Warren converted. 

Two overtime periods failed to break 
the tie. Although Bay .State had many 
chances to score, the work of Hall 
prevented this. The lineup: 

Tkl.MTV -Shiel.l. lUII. k. Warner, rh; 
Maltin. Ih; Tynu. rh; Sthwin. ch. Dextpr. Ih; 
Oridirdonk. rof, Warn«T. rif; .Mowbray, if; 
St.liinii|i, I if. Obr>f>n. lof. 

M.V.SS. ST.ATK Turner, .Sorri*. g; GeorKr 
lb; R. \V<xxl. rb, .Sweinberger. Ihb; Blarkburn 
'hb; Betker, rhb; Conway, rof; Hunter, rif, 



l>erhymeii Trounce K|ihmeii I»-I2 
in .SeiiMationiii Vit-iory 

Passing his Williams rival in « last 
minute sprint that brought the spec 
tators to their feet. Bob Murray, 
crack « ross-country man, led his 
Maroon and White teammates to a 
19-42 win over the Williams College 
harriers, last Saturday. Murray's 
time was 21 minutes. 2ri .seconds. 

Oregory, of the Purple, took the 
lead early in the race, and only re- 
linquished it to Murray in the last 
dash for home. As they entered the 
gate on the home stretch, the State 
man was about ten yards In-hind 
(Jregory. .Slowly Murray ovename 
the lead, and in the last fifty yards, 
his powerful ki«k carried him over 
the line the winner. Murray's per- 
formance was esptxially creditable, 
since (Jregory had Inn-n undefeated 
in competition for two years. 

Stepat and Prmtor finished third 
and fourth, respectively, for State, 
and were followed over the line by 
(lillette. Bishop, and Bryant, all 
Derbymen. McVeigh, finishing in 
eighth position, was the second Wil- 
liams hill-and-daler to come home. 



Cross Country Teams 
Have Great Record 

Pant OutfitM Have Won 10 .Meetn 
.ind lA*st But IN 



Biel>er. < f . lof; 
Kenm*<ly, lof. 

.Score: Trinity 'J, Mass. Statf 
Bieber. Mowbray. Warren. 
I.lni-sinen: Bierliun, (Jillette. 
periods. 



Ilazelhiihn. i, r>avif|ion. lit. 



- <«>al»: Hunter 
Referee: Watts 
Time: four lOin 



a five-yard penalty for off-side lost 
this. Stewart was nailed for no gain 
on the next play and then Johnny 
threw a pass which was incompleted 
as the whistle blew to end the half 
Massachusetts kicked off to open 
the second half and Fisher returned 
the kick 25 yards to the Rhode Island 
40-yard marker. The Rams made 
first down in two rushes but then a 
mixup in signals accounted for a loss 
of seven yards. But Rhody made it up 
on the next play which was a punt to 
Stewart on the State 8-yard line. In 
two plays, Johnny accounted for 
three yards but the Statesmen started 
an attack that netted them two first 
downs and brought the ball to the 
38-yard line. On the next two plays 
Rhode Island made up their loss when 
Stewart was smothered behind the 
line before he had an opportunity to 
pass, and Johnny was forced to kick 
fron: his own 35-yard marker 



Unbeaten Engineers 
Face State Harriers 

Tech Only Team to Beat l>erby- 
.Men Last Year 



, ,, Rhode 

backs and a successful j Island taking the ball on its 30-yard 



With both presenting formidable 
and undefeated teams, the Worcester 
Tech and State College cross-country 
outfits will race here .Saturday in the 
twelfth meeting of the two teams 
since the regime of Coach Derby, at 
State. 

The Tech runners were the only 
combine to pin a defeat on the Derby- 
men in last year's otherwise perfect 
season. The match was very clo.se, 
with the Engineers emerging the 
victors by a slight one point margin. 
This year's team promises to provide 
keen competition once again. 

Granger of the Techsters, is a 
dangerous man. In the opening meet 
with Tufts, he led his nearest oppo- 
nent by three hundred yards. Mc- 
Kinley and Moran are two more 
Worcester lads who will bear > atching 
in Saturday's race. 

The State hillers have a team which 
has already shown itself to be better 



In thirteen years, in only one year 
did the Manum and While harriers 
lose more meets than they won. The 
teams have engaged in .58 me«'ts to 
date and have lieen the victors in 
40 of them. 

Against its main rivals. .State has 
won the majority of the meets. From 
Worcester Tech. the Statesmen have 
captured eight and lost three. With 
the lAtrd Jeff men. State has won six 
out of ten; from St. .Stephens, five out 
of six. Boston University has been 
completely whitewashed as Sute cap- 
tured all four. With Wesleyan. State 
has split even, taking five meets out 
of ten; while from the other member 
of the Little Three. Williams, Mass. 
State has won four out of five races. 
Other victories that have been chalked 
up were over Rhode Island Poly- 
technic, Rhode Island SUte. Conn. 
State, and Tufts. State bowed to 
Springfield once in 1928, and to 
Harvard in 1927. In both cases they 
were the only defeats of the year. 
Twice the Derbymen have scored 
grand slams, that is the seven State 
men have cros.sed the line ahead of 
any of the opponents. One of the.se 
was against Amherst in 1926. and the 
other time was in 1925, when in the 
Worcester Tech meet, the seven men 
crossed the line hand in hand. 



INTKBFKATKK.MTV 

Starting next week, fraternity com- 
petition in ping pong will In: added to 
the inU?rfraternity athletic .schedule. 
Each house will be represented by a 
four-man team of two singles and one 
doubles players. 

Interfraternity touch fwjtball will 
al.so start next week. 

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forward. Stewart to Sturtevant. placed line, reeled off two first downH I ^T ^^^ r "" , ^'^ ^ ^^^^' 

the ball on the Rhode Island .5-v„rH ' adv;nc^ That was haltld oT «" «„ I than any of .t« nvals heretofore, and 

aavance mat was halted only when with three decisive victories already 



the ball on the Rhode Island 15-yard 
line. Koenig hit the line for a yard 
and Stewart gained a couple more but 



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Davis fell on a loose ball in the middle having been chalked up this .season. 
Continued on Page 6 they seem headed for another win. 



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TUB MASSACIIIISBTTS COLLEGIAN. THURSDAV. OCTOBER 25, 1»S4 



TlIK MASSACHUSETTS COLLECilAN. TIH RSDAY. <HT<)BKK 2.-,, 1931 



SON OF SIAMESE MINISTER 
ENROLLED IN F RESHMAN CLAS S 

Convo. Speaker Will 
Discuss Foreign Affairs 



Dt'hriddhi llfvukul im Vwitfcl by 
Flit her 



Debriddhi Devakul has come way 
from Siam, the Land of the White 
Elephant, to study at the Massachu- 
setts State College. Born in Berlin, 
where his father was Minister to 
(Jermany, and educated in his native 
country and in America, he proves to 
be one of the most interesting and 
cosmopolitan members of the student 
body. 

The family of Devakul has always 
been prominent in Siamese diplo- 
matic affairs. His father was once 
MinLster of Foreign Affairs, and is 
now serving as an attache of the king 
of Siam. When the king visited this 
country within the past month, Mr. 
Devakul took the opportunity to come 
to Amherst to visit his son. He spent 
four days here, was treated to a 
faculty dinner and to a dinner at 
President Baker's home, and was 
shown about the campus. He was 
greatly impressed by the college and 
enjoyed most of all, the location of 
the campus. He is on the high seas 
now bound for England and later for 
Siam and will not see his son again 
for five years. 

When Devakul came to the United 
State five years ago, his first impres- 
sion of the country was one of great 
wonderment at the beauty of the New 
York skyline, and his first displeasure 
came soon after when he was served 
a dish of strawberries for his first 
breakfast. He didn't like them then, 
he says, but they are one of his favor- 
ite dishes now. 

He knew very little English when he 
landed here, and consequently had to 
begin his American education in the 
primary grades of grammar school. 
He was sent first to the Fenn School 
in Concord, N. H. He found his 
studies rather difficult at first, but 
the thing that impressed him most 
about the place was his first experi- 
ence with a New England winter. He 
had never seen snow in his life, and 
when the first snowfall came he was 
excused from classes and allowed to 
play in the snow for a whole afternoon. 
Devakul's training for college came 
at the Belmont Preparatory School 
and from there he came to Massachu- 
setts State with the intention to 
major in dairying and to use h«. 
knowledge to better the dairy con- 
ditions in his native country. He also 
intends to gain some knowledge of 
rice farming before returning to Siam, 
since that is the principal occupation 
of his people. 



SCIENCE MAJORS 
MOST NUMEROUS 



Speaking on "The New Deal in its 
Broad Aspects," Mr. Philip Whitwell 
Wilson will address the Convocation 
on November 1. 

Mr. Wilson is an Englishman who 
entered Parliament as one of its 
youngest members at the age of thirty, 
but has lived long in America. In 
1917 he came to New York to repre- 
sent the London Daily News and on a 
mission of Anglo-American under- 
standing. 

He is now a special contributor to 
the New York Times, where his inter- 
pretation of foreign affairs and the 
economic situation and his reviews of 
books have attracted wide attention. 
His articles also appear in Current 
History, the Review of Reviews, North 
American Review and other periodi- 
cals. He is on the permanent staff of 
the Encyclopedia Britannica, and is 
the author of The Life of William Pitt 
the Younger, which was the "Book of 
the Month recently. 

American audiences seldom have an 
opportunity to hear current European 
and international problem" inter-pre 
ted by one who has lived many years 
on both sides of the Atlantic, and Mr. 
Wilson will present the benefit of his 
experience. 



CO'Ct) flewd 



Continuation of the trend of the 
past few years towards an increased 
student enrollment in the physical 
and biological sciences is shown by 
figures on the distribution in major 
divisions released by the Registrar's 
office. Of the largest enrollment in 
the history of the college numbering 
1019 four-year student, 484 or 47", are 
enrolled in the above departments 
while the social science group also 
shows an increase over last year's 
figures and is again in second place. 
A corresponding decrease in the 
per cent majoring in agriculture and 
horticulture is also present, the drop 
in the former division being from 6.6? 
to 5.49'i Eleven years ago, with an 
enrollment of only 283 students in the 
three upper classes, 20.11 majored in 
agriculture. At this time as well as 
now, the majority of the students 
majored in physical and biological 
science. 

The detailed figures are: 
Clasi lunc. Hort. Home Ec. S.Sc. P.B.Sci. 

19.1.-) 11 .•l.'> IH •*« »1 

19;«i 14 27 U7 70 97 



Tonight, Phi Zeta will entertain at 
dinner Miss Briggs and Miss Foley. 
Phi Zeta is planning a dinner for their 
Dads on Saturday evening, Oct. 27. 



Sigma Beta Chi held a "vie" party 
from 4-6.30 p.m. last Saturday, Oct. 
20 after the game. Captain and Mrs. 
Hughes, Dr. and Mrs. Radcliffe, Mr. 
and Mrs. Smart were the chaperons. 



Alpha Lambda Mu will hold a tea 
at the Abbey on Thursday afternoon, 
October 25 from 4 to 5.30 o'clock. 



Stockbribae 



19H7 


1.') 




25 


2."i 


55 


140 


i9:ix 


Itt 




30 


:« 


HI 


156 


Total 


.V) 




117 


lOS 


2.-j4 


484 


Percent 


.0 49 


11 


.47 


10 .VJ 


24 91 


47 45 



Columbia granted a Ph.D. to the 
author of a manuscript on the Duties 
of a Janitor. Last year they granted 
a degree for a thesis on washing dishes. 




Ted Shawn 



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Suede jackets, sweaters for men 

and women. 

We pay bus fare both ways on all 
purchases over $5.00 



Lambda Delta Mu has pledged the 
following co-eds: Jean Baker '35, 
Helen Allis '36 and Lois Fun '37. 



Mountain Day was the climax ui 
last week along with buffalo s ak 
We haven't decided yet who the I okt 
was on, but most of us were bufi.otjed 
as to which day was the desigi.ited 
one. 

This tradition in the college ib only 
surpassed by the Bay State H vue. 
Beauty on the stage, however can 
not compete with nature's closing 
chapter at harvest time. The signt of 
moss-covered crags rising abruptly 
divided by a falling stream could not 
have made a better introduction lo a 
more enjoyable afternoon. 



Janice Munson '33, president of 
Phi Zeta, is forming an Alumnae Club 
of the sorority with two centers, one 
in Boston and the other in Springfield. 



On Sunday, October 21, Alpha 
Lambda Mu entelrtained Mrs. Fraker 
and Mrs. Click at a "hot chocolate" 
party. 



Lambda Delta defeated Phi Zeta in 
field hockey on October 16 with a 
score of 4 to 0. On October 15 Alpha 
Lambda Mu defeated Sigma Beta Chi 
with a score of 4 to 1. 



Several Phi Zeta alumnae were on 
campus this past week-end: Catherine 
Ellis, Alice Gunn, Nancy Russell, 
Eleanor Townsend, Alberta Skipton, 
Muriel Brackett. 



Alpha Lambda Mu will entertain 
their Dads on Saturday, October 27 
after the football game. Coffee and 
doughnuts will be served. 

A tea for the faculty was held at 
the Lambda Delta Mu house on 
Sunday, October 21 from 3 to 5 
o'clock. There was also a general 
house inspection. 



The Student Council were spoiuwn 
of the Freshman Reception. They 
were lucky enough to have the Lord 
Jeff Serenaders of Amherst College, 
who supplied very excellent music. 
The Serenaders were the only cullege 
orchestra allowed to play in "the 
battle of music" with Guy Lombardo 
The patronesses were Director and 
Mrs. Verbeck, Prof, and Mrs. Smart, 
Prof, and Mrs. Holdsworth, and Prof. 
Clark Thayer. Frank Dolan deserves 
the honors for managing thiH gala 
affair. 



The football team was fortunate in 
holding the Connecticut State Fresh- 
men to 26-0. The Connecticut Frosh 
have been beating the varsity team 
in scrimmages with them. We all 
wish our team the best of luck at 
Vermont Academy. 



Alpha Lambda Mu held "open 
house" at 70 Lincoln Avenue for 
upperclass girls on Saturday, October 
20, following the game. 



Fisher's 

PROFILE SPORTWEAR 

FALL COATS TWO-TONE 

DIAGONAL TWEED FALL SUITS 

SWAGGER MODEL 

SPORT JACKETS 

WATERPROOF 



In Assembly last Wednesday the 
senior class held an election of ita 
class officers and members of the 
Student Council. Herbert Kimball, 
president; Dick Broughton, vice- 
president; Michael Bemben, secre- 
tary-Treasurer, are the class officers. 
On the Student Council will be 
Converse Smythe, Ralph Tripp, Don- 
ald Regan, and William P. Macom- 
ber, Jr. 



Mr. Verbeck has been bringing the 
Weekly Farm Reports and the New 
England Homestead to ATG and KK 
Both houses wish to express their 
appreciation. 

— Merrill Hunt, Jr. 



College Drug Store 

W. H. McGRATH, Reg. Pharm. 
AMHERST MASS. 

Drop in and see Bill and Al 

And have a steak — or perhaps just 
a sandwich and coffee at 

Deady's Diner 

DRAUGHT BEER AT DINER NO. 1 



WHY NOT TREAT YOURSELF 

TO ONE OF OUR DELICIOUS STEAKS 

With Fresh Mushrooms — it is real nice. 

The College Candy Kitchen 

The place that always serves the beat of food 



CLOTHING AND HABERDASHERY 



FOR COLLEGE MEN 



E. W. SWITZER 



ADDITIONAL OPPORTUNITIES OFFERED 
STUDENTS BY DEPARTMENIAL CLUBS 



At -he Massachusetts State College, 
then- are thirteen departmental clubs. 
TJie jurpose of these clubs is to give 
^,ppo 1 unity for some special work in 
the n ajor department, and to give an 

Lppdvt unity for the students to meet 
,ncl I ! hear the experiences of men and 
»uni '> who have been successful in 

j thtir major work. 

A 1 rief outline of the activities and 
aini.'^ of a few of these clubs is pre- 

I senti'ii and the remainder will be 
print i^d next week. 

Tlie Newman Cliih 

Advisor, Rev. Fr. John J. Foley; 
Presidrnt, Daniel Foley *35; Secre- 
tary. Anna Flynn '36; Treasurer, 
Raymond Evans '35. 

Th' Newman Club holds monthly j 
meetings on Thursday evenings in the \ 
Parisli Hall of St. Brigid's Church, j 
The outstanding event for the current 
I season will be the third annual New- j 
I man lecture. Francis Thompson will 
I also present a lecture on poetry at one 
of the future meetings. The Newman 
I Club is open to all the Catholic 
I students of the College. 

The Hume EronomieM Club 

Advisor, Miss Briggs; President, 
I Cornelia Foley '35, Vice-President, 
I Dorothy Corcoran '36, Secretary, 
I Shirley Putnam '35, Treasurer, Lillian 
Ijackson '37; Social chairman, Marion 
I.Jone.s '36; Publicity, Marjorie Whit- 
Iney '36; Executive members, Doro- 
Ithy Donnelly *37, Elizabeth Hager '36, 
lElizabeth Barr '35. 

The Home Economics Club is open 
■to all the girls majoring in the de- 
Ipartment of home economics. The 
jmitting.s are held monthly in the 
iHomestead and an interesting program 
lis pre.sented at each meeting. The 
Ipurpose of the club is to develop a 
profeswional interest among the girls, 
Ito bring them in touch with women 
lin the field and with the national 



S. S. HYDE 

Optometrist and Optician 

51 Pleasant Street 
On way to Postoffice 

Eyes Tested 
Prescriptionii Filled 

All replacements and repairs 
at short notice 



THE COLLEGE STORE 

We are now a branch of the 

I RAILWAY EXPRESS AGENCY 

Leave your packages at the store or 

Leave your name and address. 

We will have it called for. 



organizations, and to cultivate friend- 
ships among students and the mem- 
bers of the department. 

The HiKtury-Sociuloiiy riiib 
Advisor, Dr. F. M. Cutler; Pre.si- 
dent, Addison Sandford '36; Vice- 
President, Mary Brennan '35. ! 
The History -Sociology Club is the 
j newest of the departmental Clubs 
I and was formed last fall. Last year 
I thus cluh traced the history of some 
of the more important of the college 
traditions. The meetings are held 
every three weeks in the Social Sem- 
inar room in the Horticulture Manu- 
factures Building. 

The MH(ht>matifN Club 
Advisor, Professor Frank Moore. 
The Math Club is the most unique 
club on campus in that it has no 
officers and no dues. On Wednesday 
evenings during the winter a group of 
students interested in higher mathe- 
matics meet in an informal manner 
and discuss methods and interesting 
mathematical problems. 

The Sueiai Seieiiee Chib 
Advisor, Rev. T. B. Akeley; Presi- 
dent, Clare Pineo '36; Secretary- 
Treasurer, Max Dubin '35. 

The purpose of the Social Science 
I Club is to study current movements 
in the social and political field. Dur- 
ing the year there will be di-scussions 
on Socialism, Facism, International 
Relations and World Conditions in 
general. 

Tlic Cii«>MN Club 
President lx>ui8 Winokur '35, Man- 
aging Secretary, Henry Riseman '35. 
After the football season, the chess 
players will unroll their men and once 
a week on Thursday evenings meet in 
the Memorial Building. The club 
will play the faculty again this year 
and it is hoped that they will be able 
to arrange some Intercollegiate com- 
petitions. 

The Dairy Club 
Advisor, Professor Julius Frandsen. 
President, Paul O. Wood '35. 

The Dairy Club meets bi-monthly 
on Tuesday evenings in Flint Labora- 
tory. Its membership is restricted to 
those students who are majoring in 
the department of dairy industry. 
The purpose is to supplement the 
regular class work in the study of 
new developments in the dairy in- 
dustry. 



ROBKKr KKOST i>KFKM>S 

SPIRIT OF NEW KN(il.AM> 

Continued from Page 1 
Quoted Hol>ert Frost from his poem 
"Mending Wall" in his scholarship 
day address last week. "Mending 
Wall," explained HolnTt Frost, "is 
an expre.ssion of a strong prejudice in 
favor of basing all imagination and 
judgment on country things. One has 
a need of being versed in country 
things. For one who is not versed in 
country things knows nothing of dirt, 
cheap as it may be in the city; knows 
nothing of people and can understand 
but little of politics. If there is any- 
thing in the New Deal it is in its 
attempt to restore the balance be- 
tween country and city. 

Robert Frost further pointed out 
the complexity of country life, and 
remarked that the sentiment of the 
city might well be expressed in "The 
Span of Life." 

"The old dog looks backward without 

getting up, 

I can remember when he was a pup." 

"The man of New England has 

character and ideas of his own. You 

may tell him what to do. but how or 

when, never. In that respect the 

normal undergraduate is so different. 

He must be told everything for he has 

a pride of spirit beyond everything." 

In this way Frost characterized the 

average college student. 

"Earth's the right place for love: 

I don't know where it's likely to go 
better. 

I'd like to go by climbing a birch-tree, 

And climb black branches up a snow- 
white trunk 

Toward heaven, till the tree could 
bear no more, 

But dipped its top and set me down 
again. 

That would be good both going and 
coming back. 

One could do worse than be a swinger 
of birches." 



ticut River Valley was partly ohscured 
by mist, hut enough was visible to I 
locate a few «.f the local landmarks. 

"Kverything that gin-s up must 
come down." It i.>t sad but true. 'I'he 
de.scent. however, was very much 
easier than the upward grade. Back 
at Roaring Brook, there was a nmring 
fire t)ver whieh the steaks were 
j broiled, and baked lieans. cider, and 
cocoa H«Tved. Apples and carrots 
{helped make the peri<Kl of waiting 
I more endurable. After supper, there 
was a honfire, around which there was 
.singing by the triple sextet and oth<TH. 
There were no s|>eakers because of 
the size of the gathering and the 
difficulty in making one's self heard. 
The homewanl journey was started 
about 7.15. Mountain Day is over 
until next year. In the meantime, 
with memories of this year, many are 
making plans for next year. 



announcements 



Officers of the class of 1935 are 
as follows: President, Raymond K. 
Kvans; Vice President, Frederick 
L. CJorcoran; Secretary, Ruth L. 
Lindquist; treasurer, Donald M. 
Stewart; C^iptain, Theodore M. 
Leary; Sergeant-arms. Sheldon P. 
Bliss. The nominating committ^w 
consisted of John H. McKelligott, 
Frederick L. Corcoran, Clenn F. 
Shjiw. H.iger K. I^avitt, James W. 
Blackburn. 



MALE TROITPE OF HANf^KRS 

APPEAR AT .S<K'IAL UNION 

Continued from Page 1 
place as the superlative expre.ssion of 
masculine art. 

Mr. Shawn's ensemble includes Bar- 
ton Mumaw, Frank Overlees, Wilbur 
McCormack, Dennis I^inders. Fred 
Hearn. Foster Fitz-Simons, William 
Howell, Ned Coupland. 

On Mr. Shawn's program for Friday 
will be some primitive rhythms includ- 
ing some American Indian dances. It 
is neither his desire nor intent to pre- 
sent "authentic" native dances, but 



The Horticultural Show Committee 
and all interested students in the 
division of horticulture are asked 
to attend the last meeiing Thurs- 
day, October 25, at 7.30 in French 
Hall. 



AinherNt <iiime TieketM 

Students desiring to purchase re- 
served seat tickets for the Amherst 
game should make their reservations 
at the Athletic office at once. All 
reservations must be accomp/inied by 
full payment of cost of ticket. Re- 
served seat tickets are $2.20 each. 
Only holders of Student Tickets will 

..^ ..auve uances, out ^^ admitted to the cheering section. 

these dances are his own free creations ^♦;"<^«"'* having guests desiring to sit 
on native themes. Another dance ' ^'^'^ ^*'^''" ^'" '^"^e to remain outside 
numb«!r will be the Labor Symphony *^he chet-ring section. Students desiring 
composed of four movements which *"" ®**-h«"Ke their student tickets for 
are continuous the theme of each '■''*^''"ve<l seats in order to sit with 
movement is first started solo by '^"«"<1»' '""V make this exchange upon 



TYPEWRITERS 

For Sale and For Rent 

H. E. DAVID 

Special rates for students. 



Novick & Johnson 

Custom Tailors & Furriers 

Suits made to order. 

Cleaning, Pressing & Repairing 

Phone 342W 3 Pleasant St. 



MOI'NTAIN DAY <>RANTS 

IHJPI'LAR OIITINCi TIIIRS. 

Continued from Page 1 
Soon the trails up the mountain 
were swarming with hikers racing up 
to the top. Some of the hardier souls 
made the grade on high, while their 
fellow companions fell one by one 
along the mountainside. All the way 
to the top the cry was heard, "Are 
you sure we are going in the right 
direction," "I never knew a mountain 
could be so steep," "Where are we 
now." Exhausted but well repaid, 
the mountaineers reached the summit. 
To be sure it was the top of the 
mountain, hut that did not mean the 
end of climbing. From the top of the 
tower, the panorama of the Connec- 



Shawn and followed by the develop- 
ment of the theme by the ensemble. 
The Hound of Heaven, a solo by Mr. 
Shawn himself, was inspired by the 
great mystic poem of Francis Thomp- 
son. Another numlK-r, utilizing the 
music of both old and new masiters, is 
entitled The Dance As An Art Form 
and is based on music by Bach, Beet- 
hoven and Brahms. 



payment of $1.20 f,ir each student 
ticket exchanged. 

— Curry S. Hicks 



A^HERC 



j Shows Daily 2. .30 6.30 8.30 
Matinees 25c Evenings 35c' 



FACULTY COMMITTEE 

RECO.MMEMKS CHANGES 

Continued from Page I 
has been recommended. This work 
would be withdrawn from the division 
of social sciences, and would include 
courses in English, Cerman, the Ro- 
mance languages, the fine arts, and 
philosophy. Work in this division 
would lead to the A.B. degree. 

The committee also recommends 
that graduation requirements be re- 
duced to one hundred and twenty 
semester credits exclusive of the re- 
quired military and physical education 
credits; emphasis might be placed 
upon a few courses w«.|l given, than 
upon many inadequately financed and 
poorly given; and required courses 
should have a logical and clearly 
stated objective the committee points 
out in its report. 



Mnth Club 

The first meeting of the Mathe- 
matics Club will be held on Wednes- 
day evening, October 31, at 7.15, in 
the Mathematics liuilding. Professor 
M.K.re will -peak on the Mathematical 
Exhibits at the World's Fair in Chi- 
cago. The meeting will he open to all. 

Radio C'Onrert 

The radio in the Memorial Building 
will again be available Sunday after- 
noons from 3 to 5 o'clock for programs 
of the New York Philharmonic Sym- 
phony Orchestra. The program next 
Sunday is as follows: Overture "Der 
Frei Schutz by Weber; Sinfonietta 
by Janacek; Symphony No. 7 by 
lieethoven. 



"FOOT PALS 



»» 



THE SMART SHOE FOR COLLEGE MEN 
ALL STYLES $5.00 

Special Showing this Week 
Women's Sport and Semi-Dress Footwear $3.45 to $6.00 

BOLLES SHOE STORE 



Fri., Oct. 26 

Exciting drama of cooperative 

farming . . . 

"OL'R DAILY RREAir* 

—and — 
Hal I^Roy Musical Novelty 

Betty Boop Little Jack Little 



IIYGEOMC DRY CLEANING 

RKNSWS THE GARMENT ... AS WELL AS CLEANING IT 
MEN'S SUITS AND OVERCOATS $1.00 

JACKSON & CUTLER 

AMHERST. MASS. 



Sat., Oct 27, Two Features 

Pal O'Brien Ann Dvorak 

in 

"I SELL ANYTHING" 

and 

Rirhiird C^rwinwell in 

"NA.ME THE M'O.MA.N" 

Also -- Cartoon Fox News 



Sun.'Mon.-Tues., Oct. 28-29-30 
Will Roi^erN in 
"JLDCiE PRIE.ST ' 

— also — 

"Tlio Spertarlc .Maker* 

A whimsical fantasy in colors 
Mickey Mou.se Travel News 



When in need of Flowers 

for any occasion. Remember 

Musante's Flower Shop 

Phone 1028- W Night 1028-R 

T. Bush '.«, Agent 



The Newmiin Club 

■^Fhe Newman Club will hold its 
first meeting of the year in the Parish 
Hall this evening at eight o'clock. 
Plans for the year will be outlint>d by 
President Daniel J. Foley. All stud- 
ents interested are cordially invited 
to attend. 



VewperM Siiiidny Evening 

"The Most Versatile Man in Eu- 
rope" is the subject upon which Mrs. 
Kdwin Robinson will speak before the 
Student Vespers at 5.30 p.m. Sunday 
evening in the Memorial Building. 
Following the worship service there 
will Ik,' a smrial hour. Mr. .Stratton 
will lead the group in singing. 



FOR SERVICE PHONE 828 
LET DAVE DO IT 

AMHERST CLEANERS, DYERS &LALNDERERS 

WORK CALLKD FOR AND DKLIVERED 



Last Time Today 
Constance Bennett in 

"Outcast Lady" 




Candles 
Aprons 
Masks 
Stickers 



H A L L O W E ' E N 

Everythinit for the Niijhl 

Napkins 
Table Covers 
Nut Cups 
Skeletons 



Costu mes 
I.<an terns 
Hats 
Noise Makers 



JAMES A, LOWELL, Bookseller 



ARROW SHIRTS 

In all styles and patterns. Sanforized Shrunk. $1.95 and $2.00 
MANHATTAN SHIRTS 

Some new ideas in tab collars at $1.95 
WHITNEY SHIRTS 

We believe it to be the best shirt available at $1.50 
SEK OUR WHITNEY PAJAMAS AT $1.50 & $200 



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detail, and soft beautiful fabrics assure a garment that will fit and 
hold its shape through long, continuous wear. 

"A hickp:y-frep:man for fit" 



K. 1. DOWNS STATE 

Continued from Fnf>c 3 
of the field. A five-yard penalty, 
several no-gain plays and a six-yard 
run by Jack Koenig resulted before 
Stewart kicked. Khode Island ran the 
ball back 12 yards which together 
with a five-yard Maroon and White 
penalty put the ball on the 34-yard 
line before the period ended. 

Opening the final quarter, Koenig 
made four yards for the Taubemen 
and Stewart picked up over five more 
but the ball went to Rhode Island when 
the Statesmen just missed a first 
down by inches. Then the Rams 
began their march that ended with a 
touchdown and victory. Mantenuto 
and Fisher carried the ball ninety 
yards, amassing seven first downs 
with the latter scoring. 

Rhode Island kicked off and Con- 
solatti made twenty yards on the 
runback of the kick. Stewart was 
again nailed when he went back to 
pass and the Maroon and White lost 
ten yards on the play. Consolatti 
made three yards through tackle and 
Stewart kicked to the middle of the 
field. The Rams tried three plays 
which netted them four yards and 
then kicked to Consolatti on the 
25-yard line. Two forward passes 
advanced the ball to the 45-yard 
stripe but on the next play Rhode 
Island intercepted a Stewart aerial and 
the game ended Rhode Island State 7, 
Massachusetts State 0. The lineup: 

Rhode Ittland State Masa. State 

McCarthy. Trunip<'lt<>, Ic 

re, Uongiolotti. Li-lir. .Adams 

Prusaczyk. It rt, Mulhall, Eaton 

Prybyia, Southa. Ig rg. Bernstein, Leavitt 

Robertshaw. Moss, c c, Rossiler 

Trumpetto. Dolan, rg Ik, Schaffner 

Uuksta. rt It. Peterson 

Enlin, re le. Davis, Laphani 



Fisher, Keaney, Messina, (\h 

qb, Sturtevant, Ingalls 
Writiht, Rabidoiix, Ihb rhb, Consolatti. I'eckham 
Monlinuto, rlil) Itib, Stewart 

Mudui-. Leaney, Messina, Mullin, fb fb. Koenig 
Toiiclidown, Kisher. Point after tou< hdown 
Keaney (dropkiik). Referee, J. F. Farrell of 
Midiinan. l.'mpire, W. L. Steams of Springfield. 
Linesman. W. J. McCormick of Adams. Field 
judge, C. Cole. Time, !.'» minute periods. 



VISniNCJ JAPANESE ARTIST 

FINDS LIFE C'ONTKASTINCi 

Continued from Page 1 
as a container for salt. "Saki," the 
Japanese wine must aLso be served in 
a special, thimble-sized bowl. "Are 
you limited to one drink?" the re- 
porter asked. "You may have forty 
if you like," she answered laughingly. 
To the reporter's request that she 
tell her something of the daily life of 
a young Japanese girl, Mrs. Kyojima 
explained that everyone attends high 
school, and while most boys go to 
college, only the exceptional girls 
have the chance to attend institutions 
of higher learning. Today the Japan- 
ese girl plays tennis, cards, learns 
magic, studies domestic science in 
high school, and must know something 
of floral arrangement before she 
marries. 

"I first learned floral arrangement 
because everyone does," she added, 
"but ten years ago, I decided to study 
extensively enough to be able to 
teach the art. There are two classic 
or old style types of floral design from 
which all other schools are derived. 
I spent my first three years in study- 
ing Koryu, the oldest and most difli- 
cult school. When I had received my 
certificate in this school, I went on to 
a study of ikenobu, the second classic 
school. Now I have my two certifi- 
cates and may hang out my 'teaching 



shingle.' There are several new schools 
of art but they are all derived from 
the older ones and simply get their 
names from the name of the favorite 
teacher of the originator of the 
school." 

In speaking of the dress and habits 
of the Japanese girls Mrs. Kyojima 
said that they are as vain of their 
appearance as are tho.se of all other 
countries. They wear their hair in 
very elaborate fashions, these fashions 
differing with the social status of the 
individual, there being different styles 
for the married, the unmarried women, 
and for the geisha girls. 

It takes an hour to arrange the 
hair in these intricate fashions, so 
that the girls take care not to dis- 
arrange it in order to preserve a set 
for a week. Hence, the use of the 
curious pillows. 

It is also quite the fashion for women 
to smoke, and several do so, but not 
cigarettes. They smoke long, narrow 
bamboo pipes or pipes made of silver 
or a combination of bamboo and 
silver. The strange feature of these 
pipes is that they have very 
small bowls which contain only a 
scrap of tobacco and must be re- 
plenished at every puff. 

Unlike their American neighbors, 
the Japanese do not sanction dancing 
for their daughters. That art is left 
to the geisha girl, the professional 
singing and dancing entertainer. 

In conclusion, Mrs. Kyojima .said 
that undoubtedly her passport will be 
renewed for another six months after 
her first permission to stay for six 
months in the United States has 
expired. "I find life in an American 
home very interesting, and the clothes 
too, but I have never worn American 
clothing. I like my own best." 



CM>V. ELY WILL LAY 

CORNEKSTONE NOV. 3 

Continued from Page 1 

The exercises will be held in con- 
junction with Fall Alumni Day. An 
alumni committee composed of Ralph 
F. Tabor of West Newton, chairman, 
George C. Hubbard of Sunderland, 
Louis W. Ross of Boston and George 
E. Emery of Amherst, assistant 
alumni secretary is cooperating in the 
arrangements. 

The exercises will begin at 10 o'clock 
at Thatcher Hall. Addre-sses will be 
given by Honorable Charles P. How- 
ard, chairman of the State Commis- 
sion on Administration and Finance 
and by Doctor Lefavour, chairman of 
the Massachusetts Emergency Public 
Works Commission and former presi- 
dent of Simmons College. 

Exercises at Goodell Library will 
begin at 11 o'clock. Speakers will be 
Kenyon L. Butterfield, president of 
the college from 1906 to 1924, and 
Charles H. Gould, a member of the 
Board of Directors of the Associate 
Alumni. 

At noon a luncheon will be held at 
Draper Hall for Trustees and dis- 
tinguished guests, and in the after- 
noon guests will attend the football 
game with Amherst College. 



I>AI> S DAY AITENUANCE 

Continued from Page 1 
2 p.m. to 4.30 p.m. Football, Wor- 
cester Tech vs. Mass. State at 
Alumni Field (complimentary tick- 
ets for dads). 

Freshman - Sophomore six-man rope 

pull between the halves of the game. 

5.30 to 6.45 p.m. Supper at the 

fraternity and sorority houses and 



at Draper Hall Cafeteria. 

7.15 p.m. Dad's Day Show, .^lock. 
bridge Hall. 

Last year's Dad's Day Show .ttrac- 
ted an audience of over one thdi.sand 
and first place was awarded tu p(,j 
Sigma Kappa with Theta Chi, .\ipha 
Epsilon Pi, and Lambda Chi Alpha 
next in order. This year, the program 
will be composed only of fraternities 
presenting five-minute skits in com. 
petition for the Interfraternity Trophy 

DresH RehvarNal.H Tonii^lii 

A complete dress rehearsal lor the 
show will take place this evening at 
7.15 in Stockbridge Hall. In order to 
save time and prevent confusion, the 
following schedule has been arranged. 

Q.T.V. 7 15p.m 

Lambda Chi Alpha 7 25 

Kappa Epsilon 7.35 

Theta Chi 7.45 

Sigma Phi Epsilon 7 55 

Alpha Sigma Phi 8 00 

Alpha Gamma Rho 8.10 

Kappa Sigma 8 . 20 

Phi Sigma Kappa 8 . 30 
Theta Kappa Gamma 8.35 

Alpha Epsilon Pi 8 45 

Phi Lambda Tau 8 55 

Thus year Dad's Day has been I 
arranged by the following student I 
committee: Charles F. Elliot '35, | 
chairman, Ellen R. Connery, Ruth L. 
Lindquist, Elizabeth C. Perry, Berl 
nard J. Doyle, R. Harlow Hermanson.[ 
and R. Holman Wood of the senior I 
class; Elva L. Britton, Francal 
Horgan, Hamilton Gardner Jr., andl 
Calvin S. Hannum of the junior clas«;l 
Elinor L. Stone, Leroy F. Clark, and 
Chester C. Conant of the sophomore | 
class. 




I 



smoke a 
great mai^ Chesterfields . . 
morning, noon and nijjnt 



• • 




alumystt 



}e same 




MONDAY WEDNESDAY SATURDAY 

ROSA NINO CRETE 

PONSELLE MARTINI STUECKCOLD 

KOSTELANETZ ORCHESTRA AND CHORUS 

9 P. M. (B. S. T.) -COLUMBIA NETWORK 



The Chesterfields you're 
smoking now are just like 
they were last year or any 
other year — because we al- 
ways buy the right tobaccos 
— uniformly ripe and mild. 



Ckm^dds are milder . \ they taste better 



CURRENT EVENT OF 
THE WEEK 



Kead the results liurnered 

by the 

Ruvinii Reporter 



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M. A. C. Library 



Collegian 



OUrSTANIUNC; EVENT 
or TIIK WKKK 



The iierfurinanie of 
TihI .Shawn und hU iruu|>«. 



Vol. XLV 



AIVIIIKKST, M.iSS. Till KSDAY, NOVK.MUKK 1, 1934 



Nuinl*«r 



DAD'S DAY ATTENDANCE BREAKS 

RECORD; 430 VISIT COLLEGE 

All Fraternities 

To Hold Dances 



Sliult>nt Cttiii in! tt<'<>, 1I<>ii(1<mI i»y 

Chnrlt'K Klllut '^o Coiiiplett's 

MoNt Siit'c-t>HMfiil l*r<»tiriiiii 

in lIiNtory 

1 leaking all previous records for 
attendance on Dad's Day, four hun- 
dred and thirty dads enjoyed the 
hospitality of Massachusetts State 
College on the eighth annual Dad's 
Day celebration, Saturday, Octol)er 
j7. In the evening, Kappa Sigma won 
the yearly Dad's Day Show before an 
audience of over a thousand people, 
with Phi Sigma Kappa, Lambda Chi 
.\Jpha and Q.T.V. next in order. 

Following the customary program 
of Dad's Day, the students brought 
their dads to the Memorial Building 
to register and to receive tickets to the 
Worcester Tech-State game. After 
registration, they enjoyed the show 
put on by the Military department 
under the direction of Col. Romeyn. 
During the morning, the dads also 
visited the various buildings on cam- 
pus to see how the different depart- 
ments of the college are conducted. 
Between 11 and 12, the faculty held 
an informal reception for the dads in 
the Memorial building. 

In the afternoon, the students and 
their guests attended the football game 
tietween Worcester Tech and Massa- 
chusetts State at Alumni Field. Be- 
tween tb» halves of the game, the 
Mjphomore six-man rope team de- 
feated the freshman team. F'ollowing 
-upper served at the various fraternity 
jnd sorority houses and Draper Hali, 
ihe dads attended the Dad's Day Show 
in Bowker Auditorium. The different 
fraternities presented five-minute skits 
m competition for the Interfraternity 
Trophy. President Baker welcomed 
ihe dads to the entertainment and 
'Poke of the work of the college in 
tnnection with the future welfare of 
their sons and daughters. The college 
orchestra under the direction of Mr. 
^-tratton furnished the music during 
the evening. 



The night of the Amherst football 
game brings another round of house 
parties to campus. Eleven fraternities 
are planning dances for Saturday 
evening and elaborate decorations will 
feature the occasions at many houses. 

Ned Barry's orchestra will play at 
Phi Sigma Kappa, and Professor and 
Mrs. Philip Smith will act as chaper- 
ons. 

The Ix>rd Jeff Serenaders will fur- 
nish music for Kappa Sigma's dance 
at which Professor and Mrs. Guy V. 
Glatfelter will serve as chaperons. 

Theta Chi will have Captain and 
Mrs. H. E. Watkins and Dr. and Mrs. 
Ernest Radcliffe as chaperons. Web 
Maxton's orchestra will furnish music 
and decorations will take the form of 
a barn scene. 

At Sigma Phi Epsilon the house will 
be decorated for a hunt club ball. 
Russ Collins' orchestra will provide 
music and Prof, and Mrs. Robert P. 
Holdsworth will act as chaperons. 

Charles Manty and his orchestra 
will provide music for Lambda Chi 
Alpha's dance. Dr. and Mrs. Adrian 
Lindsey and Dr. and Mrs. Eisen- 
menger will serve as chaperons, and 
the decorations will b«» an oiit/innr 



CORNER STONES 
TO BE LAID SAT. 

(iov<>rnor Kly Will lleiid I'roi^riiin 
\i LiKniry and l>oriiii(orv 



TODAY'S INFIRMARY 
PATIENTS 

William Mulhall '35 
Albert Richards '36 



scene. 

Black and silver decorations with 
indirect lighting will feature Alpha 
SiKma I'hi's dance. Vic Hamilton's 
orchestra will play and Mr. and Mrs. 
PMward Gaskell will chaperon. 

Alpha Gamma Rho will have Mr. 
and Mrs. L. L. Derby and Mr. and 
Mrs. Arnold Davis as chaperons, while 
music will be furnished by Helen 
Downing's orchestra. The decorative 
scheme will be a football field, with 
a maroon and white color plan. 

The Ixird Jeffrey Inn will be the 
.scene of Kappa Kpsilon's dance. Mr. 
and Mrs. Earle Carpenter will serve 
as chaperons and Jack Delaney's band 
of Northampton will play. 

Al Baker and hLs Asia Restaurant 

orchestra will play at Alpha Epsilon 

Pi, where the decorations will be in 

Hallowe'en style. The chaperons will 

Continued on Page 6 



The Roving Reporter 



By Walt Ciurnlnick 37 



Headed by (lovernor and Mrs. Ely, 
many distinguished visitors and Alum- 
ni are expected to be present at the 
laying of the corner stones of Goodell 
Library and Thatcher Hall on Satur- 
day, November 3. Among those who 
have signified their intention of being 
present at the.se exercises are the mem- 
bers of the Massachusetts Flmergency 
Public Works Commission, the Board 
of Trustees and other prominent State 
officials. 

The Governor will lay the corner 
stone of Goodell Library before an 
audience which will include Dr. Wil- 
liam Goodell, son of I'resident Henry 
H. Goodell, and Mrs. John S. Goodell, 
daughter-in-law of the late president. 
It is expected that Dr. A. W. Gilbert, 
Commissioner of Agriculture of the 
Commonwealth will also be present. 
This ceremony will be held at eleven 
o'clock on a platform erected at the 
north end of Goodell Library. 

The Thatcher Hall exercises will be 
held at ten o'clock when addresses 
will be given by Honorable Charles P. 
Howard, Chairman of the State Com- 
mission on Administration and Fin- 
ance and by Dr. Henry I.«favour, 
Chairman of the Massachusetts Emer- 
gency Public Works CommiHsion and 
former president of Simmons College. 
The corner stone will be laid by 
Nathaniel I. Bowditch. vice-president 
of the Board of Trustees. 

Resides Gove-nor Ely, Kenyon L. 
Butterfield, president of the college 
from 1906 to 1924, and Charles H. 
Gould, a member of the Board of 
Directors of the Associate Alumni of 
Massachusetts State College are to 
speak at the Goodell Library exer- 
cises. President Hugh P. Baker will 
preside at both ceremonies which will 
not be over an hour in length. 

The music for the.se exercLses will be 
provided by the college band while the 
Student R.O.T.C. unit will attend in 
military formation. F'ollowing the 
exercises at (Goodell Library, a lunch- 
eon will be held at 12.15 in Draper 
Hall for the Trustees and distinguished 
guests, and in the afternoon guests 
will attend the game between Amherst 
and State. In order that the student 
body may attend these exercises, the 
college will l>e dismissed at 10 o'clock 
Saturday. 



Horticultural Show Features 

Giant Pylon In Formal Garden 

Rev. Gilkey at 
First Sunday Chapel 



Kev. J. <i. Gilkey Mnn lltM'u 0|M'ii- 
iiiU Speaker f€»r Si'veriil YearK 



Rev. James Gordon Gilkey of 
Springfield, will l>e the first Sunday 
Chapel speaker of the season on 
Sunday. Noveml)er 4, at 9 o'clock. 
Rev. Gilkey is a graduate of Harvard 
in the class of 1912 and has studied 
in the Universities of Berlin and 
Marbury. He was the assistant min- 
ister of the Bryn Mawr, Penn. church 
and has been pastor of the South 
Church in Springfield, since 1917. 

Rev. Gilkey has been the speaker at 
the opening Sunday Chapel at the 
College for several years. I^ist year 
he gave a talk on "Conditions in 
Germany and the Personality of 
Hitler" that was awarded the position 
of outstanding event of the week by 
the Collegian board. 

His varied activities include: Trus- 
tee of the International Y.M.C.A. of 
Springfield College, president of the 
Springfield Symphony Orchestra, di- 
rector of an elaborate program of 
institutional church work and college 
preacher at several eastern colleges. 
He is the author of several literary 
works, among which are "Secrets of 
Effective Living," "A Faith for the 
New Generation," "Solving Lif<;'s 
FIveryday Problems," "Meeting the 
(challenge of Modern Doubt." \ 



Kl«>v«>ii riioii^iniMl .itlf'iuled LhmI 

Y<»nr'w Show. Kecorcl-ltri'iikiiiit 

Crowd Kx|tf«i<>d TliiN W«'.'k 

A record -breaking attendance is ex- 
pected at the 26th Horticultural Show 
to be held Novemlx-r 2, 3, and 4 in 
the Cage of the Physical Education 
Building. The Amherst-State football 
game and the laying «)f two corner 
stones on the campus on Saturday 
will undoub((>dly rauw? the number of 
visitors to Ix- much Iwyond the eleven 
thousiind of last year. Saturday's 
festivities will also bring many nota- 
bles to the campus, including Gov. 
and Mrs. Joseph B. Ely. 

The show, to cover an area more 
than 32,000 s<iuare feet, is to be 
arranged on the plan of a largo rec- 
tangular formal garden with a giant 
modernistic pylon rising higher than 
i\w balcony at the terminus of the 
center aisle. Visitors entering the 
main door will view the pylon, which 
will be reflected in a pool of water, 
down a long aisle lined with hedges 
on either side. This feature has been 
designed by James Rot)ertson, in- 
structor in landscape architecture, 
who also designed the central feature 
of last year's silver anniversjiry show. 
Terminal features for the cross aisles 
are being designed and (constructed by 
the following senior students: Edward 
D. Mastt;rs, John P. Veerling, E. 
Lawrence Packard, William A. Scott 
and Daniel J. Foley. Eleven formal 
and informal gardens have been plan- 
Continucd on Page 6 



Most of Infirmary Patients 

Are From Freshman Class 



li'Hinning this week, a new feature will be included in the Collegian. A 
tue.stion will be chosen each week, either serious or humorous, and the 
answers of twelve students will be published each week.) 



>llorLI> CO.EI>S BK PERMITTKD TO STAY OI'R LATKK 
THAN 10.30 ON WKKK-I>AY .NMillTS? 

Daniel Foley '35: 'I think co-eds on this campus .should learn to 
*J'lt< I'm not particularly concerned with their staying out later 
nin 10.30 on week-day nights." 

Harlow Herman.son '35: "Yes. I believe that co-eds .should be 
'll'tvu'd to come and go as they wish. At home they are not governed 
'■" ' ' sely, and I see no rea.son why they should be here." 
Harriette Roper '35: "Yes. 1 think it's a swell idea." 
ernice Dolan '35: "I don't want to be quoted. But no, because 
^"H t think they'd stay out anyway." 

Kdward Na.ssif '35: "Of course not. Co-eds should be limited to 
' <■ lock leave, so that the fellows might have more time to study." 
Donald Haselhuhn '36: "Sure, absolutely without reservation." 
^ irginia Smith '36: "No. Co-eds should be in at 10.30, and they 
•- 'i utilize the time after this hour, for either studying or sleeping " 
lifguerite Ford '36: "No, I think 10.30 is late enough." 
l^avid Ros-siter '37: "You bet. Girls in college .should be able to 
'^t^ ire of themselves." 

luth Wood '37: "No, I think 10.30 is late enough, if you ever 
"peit to get any studying done." 

Hobert Gage '38: "The girls should be allowed later leave on at 
^st >ne week-day nighteach week. "' 

iois Macumber '38: "I really have no opinion on the matter." 



CAMPl S CALENDAR 

1 little thing may harm a woundfd mint 
let nfl Ihe untold n'il has been done. 
Hy lko\e vh'i think that words d<i ■.tand 
For Utile more than what they sound. " 
- HtiHsdoiiue 



rhuritday, November 1 

.!..'{'» p.m. S(Kc cr Kamc. Arnhcrst h<Tc 
7.00 p.m. C<)-<-<l (li-l).itinK. .Vl<-ni. HUin. 
H.dOp.m. Band r<-lic,ir*i»I. VIctii. HMn. 
>v.()(lpi» Uirl- Chf Clul). Bowker .Xud. 
Friday, November 2 

2..J0 p.m. Suxkbri.lRe football. SprinKfielrl 

Frfslinicn, here 
.'{-10 p.m. Ilrirti<'ultural Show, (agi; 
Saturday, November i 

<> am to 1(1 p. m. Mortirultural Show. Cage 
10.0') a.m. LayiriKof Corner stone, Thatcher 

Dormitory 
1 I .<K) a.m. UtyinK of Corner stone. Goodrl 

Library 
2.1)0 p.m. Kcxjlball. Amher«tal .Miimni Field 
.'{.00 p.m. CroH.s-( ountry. Amherst here 
7.:{() p 111. Fr.iternity house dances 
Sunday, November 4 

O.OO a.m. .Sunday Chapel, Key. James 

(rtjrdon Ciilkey, SprinKtielrl 
10 a.m. to « p.m. Horticultural Show. Cage 
:i.1.")p.m. Radio ( oncer t. \. V. Philhar- 
monic Orchestra, Memorial Bids. 
■',:'.(> p m Stiulent's Wapers, .Mem. BMr. 
TueMlay, November i 

X.OO p.m. Men"s (ili-e Club, .Mem. BMk. 
X f lO p m Men's DehatinK, .Mem, BldK. 
WedneMiay, November 7 

7 ;«) a.m. Social S ieme ( liib. Senate Room 
H.dO p.m. (Orchestra Kehear>«l, Bowker 
Thurnday, November 8 

11 (X)a m. ( Dnvoi ation. Dean Bush. M.I.T. 




To be an average infirmary patient, 
it is necessary first, to be a freshman; 
second, to have a cold, and lastly, to 
be ill only three days, a Collegian 
reporter found out. 

Few patients come with Septeml)er, 
April, June, and Novemlxjr. but 
statistics show that in between, during 
the other six months of the College 
I year, the Infirmary serves the m^eds 
of nearly a dozen and one-half bed- 
patients and nearly two hundred out- 
patients each month. Octobc?r, Janu- 
ary, February and March are the 
busiest months, but with from one 
hundred to one hundred and fifty bed- 
patients and abfjut twenty-three hun- 
dred out-patients to be treated annu- 
ally at the Infirmary alone. Doctor 
Radcliffe and Mi.ss Machon, the resi- 
dent nurse, do not have to worry 
about periods of depression or loneli- 
ness. I 

The present Infirmy wa.s ere<ted in 
1915, at a cost of fiftf-en thousand ' 
dollars, and was designed to meet the 
needs of the institution at that time. ' 
Two years liefore, in 1913, an epidemic 
of scarlet fever had thrown the ad- 
ministration and the student body 
into a panic, and the twelve- bed 
structure was built to meet future 
emergencies. As the college grew, 
sickness increased proportionally. In 



« l*54» tiwirr i JMfrWBi twua» <^ 



1925, one of the busier years, one 
hundred and fifty-six students sp«!nt 
five hundred and eighty-three hospital 
days in the Infirmary, and in 1932, a 
banner year, one hundred and sixty- 
seven students were admitted as fjed- 
patients, but spent only five hundred 
and thirty- three hospital days. Draper 
Hall and the Memorial Building have 
I lx!en pres.sed into .service during the 
past thrw' years to «-are for the over- 
flow of students, and at last the ad- 
, ministration ha.s stjcured appropriations 
I for the construction of a new building 
which will have a m-iximum rapacity 
of forty patients. 

FreMliiii«'ii i^>nd 
Twenty jM-rcent of the patients are 
women, and although the co-eds are 
in the minority as far as total numbers 
are concerned, the fact remains that 
they are a healthy group. Upper- 
classmen do not spend much time in 
the Infirmary, but freshmen make 
themselves acquainted with its facili- 
ties at the first indication of illness. 
Although examination periods are the 
most popular with first year students, 
one hundred and ninety-one patients, 
most of them freshmen, flocked in in 
groups of ten during the last fifteen 
days of September to be treated for 
minor ills and disorders. During the 
Continued on Page 5 



TIIE MASSACUUSBTTS COLLEGIAN, TUURSDAY. NOVKMBKK 1, 1934 




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Ted Shawn and Group 
Show Rhythm in Dance 

_ — — — e 

(The following article is written by Bernard Stepner '37, who played in thl 
Boston Symphony Orchestra this summer. Mr. Stepner presents many nove 
observances about Shawn, as a portrayer of rhythm in the dance. — Editor's note.) 



A history of human progress in a 
single evening of the dance - from 
primitive tribal magic to the highest 
art-forms of modem times - this was 
the program of Ted Shawn and his 
group of men dancers in their recital 
in Bowker Auditorium last Friday 
evening. 

Like the movements of an orchestral 
symphony, these danc€?H began with 
the incantations of savage tribes 
Indian, Maori, Dayak, and Sinhalese 
. — for success in fertility, hunting, 
war; they continued through man's 
early civilized forms of labor in field, 
in forest, and on the sea, up to his use 
of modem machinery. Then followed 
Shawn's artistic dance achievement, 
"The Hound of Heaven." A fourth 
movement presented themes of the 
people at play, including a Mule 
Team Driver's Dance to the acconn- 
paniment of whip-cracking, and a 
dance of pioneers in frontiersman cos- 
tume. The program culminated in a 
gi'iup of dances as a highly developed 
art-form, to music from three of the 
greatest classical composers, the 
"Three B's" Bach, Beethoven, 

Brahms. 

This year's program of Shawn and 
his men dancers revealed yet a further 
development of the dancing art. The 
dances are constructed not only like 
the movements of an orchestral sym- 
phony, but they also abound in solo 
pas.'-ages similar to those of a concerto 
for a violin or piano with orchestral 
accompaniment. The solo dancer, 
generally Shawn him.self. comes in 
Hke a solo instrument performing 
alone, and then glides out, leaving the 
dance group to perform a passage 
similar to the orchestral interlude of 
a concerto. 

The llwuiid of lloaveii 

Th" above-mentioned re.semblance 
to a symphonic concerto for solo in- 
strument with orchestral accompani- 
ment is carried even further by 
Shawn's powerfully imaginative dance- 
solo, "The Hound of Heaven," con- 
ceived after the mystical poem of 
Francis Thompson. This pilgrim's 
progress of the Soul as it abides in 
any human being, from the highest to 
the humblest — seeking sati.sfaction 
in love, in children, in knowledge, in 
nature, and finding it at last only in 
self-surrender to the divine element 
within, is a universal autobiography. 
Profoundly moving in it.self, this 
dance-allegory comes midway in the 
evening's performance like the "ca- 
denza" of a concerto, that passage 
diiring which the orchestral accompani- 
ment stops and the'solo part continues 
in bursts of brilliant bravura playing. 

Mr. Shawn has been fortunate 
enough to find Jess Meeker, the com- 
poser, who is also his pianist. This 
young and fast-developing talent has 



put a wonderfully sensitive musical 
intelligence into the service of the 
dancer's art. In "The Hound of 
Heaven," Meeker is the composer of 
a pianoforte work which is stormy and 
at the same time haunted with pas- 
sionate melody. United with this 
composition is the full splendor of 
Shawn's art. 

Tlie I.4ibor Symphony 

Mr. Shawn declares that the de- 
velopment of machinery to replace 
labor of men and women has robbed 
us of much of the richness of human 
motion. Human movement is being 
replaced by machine movement, he 
says, just as men are being replaced 
by machines. Men-made machines 
which have made millions of people 
jobless have also deprived them of 
much that is beautiful and health- 
making. 

"The labor motif," says Shawn, "is 
one of the most important in the 
development of dances for men. Es- 
sentially masculine dances all over 
the world have had labor movements 
as one of their important sources of 
raw material. To be efficient, labor 
must be economical of movement, 
must do its work with just the neces- 
sary amount of tension and effort and 
no more, and with the proper amount 
of relaxation. That very economy of 
movement is synonymous with grace. 
Perhaps it is fair to say that there is a 
certain lieauty and of necessity a 
rhythmic pattern in the movement of 
machines. This we also try to show 
in our 'Labor Symphony'." 

Frnin the CliiM-sicN 

Shawn has hewn one of his living 
Parthenon pediments of male dancers 
out of the marble of Bach, Beethoven, 
and Brahms, even to distinguishing 
the very period of the music in the 
style of the dance it-self: Bach being 
austerely classical; Beethoven richly 
imaginative, and Brahms warmly emo- 
tional. 

Musically, Shawn's setting to the 
dance form of Beethoven's herculean 
"Diabelli Variations" is daring and 
original. The story of how the music 
came to be composed is a whimsical 
one, quite characteristic of Beethoven. 
A publisher asked him to write a few 
variations on this theme of Diabelli 
to be done by a certain date. The 
theme amused Beethoven so intensely 
that he kept right on composing vari- 
ations up to the number of thirty- 
three, while the publisher wrung his 
hands pleading for the copy to be sent 
to the printer. Shawn has, of course, 
chosen only half a dozen of the varia- 
tions appropriate to the dance, but 
these are among the most brilliant of 
his numbers. 

Piny MotifH. Folk ThenifH 

Not limiting himself to the classics. 
Continued on Page 5 



i^.A 




Oiit-e II Y*>nr ... 

It's over, but for a Dad's Day, an 
awful lot of uncles and aunts showed 
up. One young instructor tried to get 
a ticket for his father, but the authori- 
ties decided not to wait until that 
famous decision of the Supreme Coiurt 
— "Three generations are enough"— 
could be brought into play and father 
paid. 



OiitMtiindinii CalaniUy uf the week 
The partner b<>hind Nttiiie m the 
Mule DrIvor'N dance ran out of 
blank cartridileN, and the poor 
fellow out front didn't (let any 
more noiHe out of hiw whip. 



It's like poison . . . 

It's Uke poison, it doesn't take long. 
Not thirty minutes after the perform- 
ance, one of the upperclassmen in 
North College heard a disturbance. 
Upstairs he went with fire in his eye, 
crossed the corridor, threw open the 
door, and there before him stood a 
half a dozen freshmen, with nothing 
to hinder their movements, doing the 
original "Dance of the Devils," a 
creation of Shawn. 



Alphabetical Combinations 
{with meaning) 
An ad in a college newspaper read 
thus: 

The College Man is Interested in His 

Appearance for the Remainder 

of the Term. 

C B D 

(cash) (before) (delivery) 

Cleaning and Pressing 



At your word Sir . . . 

A prof looked up during his lecture 
and noticed that a student in a back 
seat slept soundly. "My good fellow," 
the prof cleared his throat, "if you 
want to sleep I'd rather have you do 
it at home." 

The student yawned, blinked, "Oh, 
OK." and left the room. 



We wonder why ... 

The majority of the students, when 
going to convocation, take the route 
south of the pond at Phi Sig, yet when 
going from Stockbridge to Math, keep 
north of Prudence's Puddle. 

M'hat, no umbrella in thi^ army? 

The keenness of the New England 
horse trader made itself felt on the 
campus last week, but it took a bit of 
rain to bring it out. The cavalry 
dashed by in the rain; the Doc sat 
comfortably in his car; the ups and 
downs of such a life became too great 
for one soph who hollered, "Ih'y Doc, 
trade ya ev'n." 

He still rode in the rain. 

Oh false pride . . . 

The frosh have already acquired a 
feeling of sophistication. As an in- 
structor pas.sed back a set of papers 
he said in a matter of fact tone, "Of 
course I have not recorded the grades 
of those who failed, so if you get 
below sixty, don't be discouraged, for 
you haven't lost a thing." 

"No," moaned one lad in the back 
of the room, "But think of our dignity, 
sir." 



To venture, or to leave unsaid . . . 

A yoiiiiii lH«ly and her i^reat hin^ 
man j^lidtnl into (he ^1 hiiildint^ 
the other day and by rhanee 
Ntopp<Hl before a ereation of the 
African BiiNhmon. Appreriative 
of art for art s xako and all that, 
they NtfMMl silently before the 
inaNterpiere. The little t^irl finally 
rleariKl her throat delieately and 
ventured, **It m quite primitive, 
inn t it dear? 




TilE MASSACHUSiriTS COLLKCilAN. TlltHSUAY, NOVF.MHKK 1, 1934 



To the Editor of the Collegian— 

The word "Wheat" is ever with us 
on this campus. Boor would be a one 
word definition of the term. It would 
be wise to remember that there are 
two classes of "wheats," however. 
There are the two-year wheats, and 
the four-year wheats, which fact is 
not generally acknowledged. In the 
conduct followed at the demonstra- 
tion by Ted Shawn this was clearly 
illustrated. 

The rules promulgated by society 
indicate clapping as the means of 
expressing approval of an artist's 
performance. Whistling is the form 
of expression chosen by our "wheats" 
in this situation. Whistling is so much 
more clearly audible than clapping that 
it is probable they reserve the whistle 
for the epitome of praise. The taste 
is rather questionable, nevertheless. 
Shouting is merely a variation of the 
whistling theme, and the above re- 
marks apply to this also. 

There are other unwritten laws of 
society governing the dress for eve- 
ning wear. In more metropolitan 
areas, formal dress is correct for 
evening performances. Here, how- 
ever, this type of dress would not be 
particularly appropriate. We should 
at least wear a coat, shirt, and tie in 
the evening, if for no other reason than 
to differentiate ourselves from the 
haphazard attire of daytime wear. A 
sweater alone is scarcely correct at 
any time except in the privacy of a 
study, and even here, the preservation 
of caste would indicate otherwise. The 
proverb to the effect that "No-one 
will hold you any higher than you 
hold yourself" is applicable in this 
connection. 

James Truslow Adams, in his 
Mucker Pose has written somewhat 
along the same lines. In this familiar 
essay, Adams says "... it is a loss 
when a man deliberately uses worse 
manners than he knows how to use, 
when he tries to cover up his intellec- 
tual abilities, or when he tries to be 
average when he is above it." 

We could well survey ourselves, and 
in the analysis, determine whether or 
not we are "mucker- poseurs." I am 
afraid that many of us would be 
astounded at our position in the self- 
analysis. 

I, for one, believe that if we are to 
engage capable jjerformers for our 
Social Union entertainments, we should 
refrain from unethical conduct. By 
the boorish attitude in our reception 
we not only insult the performers, but 
we definitely place ourselves in the 
category of the "wheat." If we cannot 
restrain our mucker attitude, then the 
Social Union committee should confine 
their choice of entertainers to second- 
rate magicians and burle.sque shows. 

The College can never rise above the 
general tone of the student body, and 
it is comparatively few individuals 
who lower the tone, and debase the 
tone of the institution itself. In fact, 
the individuals who maintain the 
mucker pose are the very individuals 
who do not read this column, and if, 
perchance, they do read it, they will 
not think upon it. They had best 
learn the philosopher's statement, 
"No-one should do that, which, if 
everyone did, would destroy society.'* 

— A Hound in Heaven 




Swiiuiiiini^ TeuiUN 

All candidates for varsity and fr ,1,. 
man swimming teams should repot ; tn 
Coach Joe Rogers at any schediil(.(i 
swimming hour on Monday, Nov. '. 

Social Seienee t^lub 

The Social Science Club will 1 ,;,. 
its next meeting on Wednesday, .\„\ 
7, at 7.30 in the Senate room. I'rof 
Colston Warne of Amherst CoIIckh 
will discuss "The Significance of the 
Recent Strike Wave." Election of 
officers will also be held. 

Sit^ma Chi Officers 

Members of the honorary scieritifi( 
society, Sigma Xi, at Massachusius 
State College, met on Thursday after- 
noon for the purpose of organizing' for 
the new year. The society now num- 
bers twenty-seven members. The new 
officers are Dr. W. H. Davis, President; 
Director F. J. Sievers, Vice-President: 
and C. R. Fellers, Secretary -Treasurer 
During the year several open meetings 
with prominent scientists as speakers 
will be sponsored by this organization 

Student H Vespera 

George Cook will be the gue.st 
speaker at the student's vespers .Sun- 
day, November 4, at 5.30 in the 
Memorial Building. Mr. Cook wa.s 
born in Alexandria, Egypt, of Syrian 
Roman Catholic parents. His early 
training was received from the Fran- 
ciscan Jesuits Schools at Alexandria. 
In 1914, he was graduated from the 
American University at Beirut. Since 
he has been in the United State.s, he 
has studied at Harvard, Yale and tht- 
University of Chicago. 

Concert 

The concert of Nino Martini, famou.< 
soloist of the Metropolitan Opera 
Company, will be held in Stockbridge 
Hall on November 23, and not on 
December 6, as previously announced. 

Collt^w Choir 

Mr. Stratton requests that all .stud- 
ents, both men and women, who would 
care to contribute to the success of the 
Sunday convocations by working with 
the college choir, report to Room 114 
in Stockbridge Hall on Friday, Nov. 2 
at 4.30 p.m. An interesting program 
of work is assured. 

Band 

There will be an important meeting 
and rehearsal of the college band at 
7.30 in the Memorial Building tonight 
Every member is expected to be pres- 
ent and on time. 

Found 

Saturday night, Oct. 27, at the 
Dad's Day Show, one pair of silver- 
rimmed spectacles in a soft leather 
case. The cleaning cloth is printed: 
Albert R. Smith, Optometrist, 431 
Park Square Bldg., Boston. These 
spectacles are now at the Treasurer's 
Oflice. 

Pre-Medics 

A medical aptitude test will be 
given on December 7 at 3 p.m. in 
Room 114. Fee of $1.00 required. 
Make application immediately to 
Professor Click. 

Koixter DoiNter.s 

Tryouls for the KoiNter l)«>i«.»«T« 
play, M«»nday, November 19. All 
Htudent.H invited. 

Men N Cilee Club 

Members of the Men's Glee Club. 
who are singing next Sunday, Nov. 4. 
at the Jones Library, are asked m 
report there for rehearsal promptly at 
4 o'clock. 



ThcHC codeM ... 

It iM rumored that the eni^ineerfi 
were t^ettinfi ahead of schedule on 
the new library, so they ^ave 
orderM to the men to carry bricks 
up one ladder and dovrn another. 



In the keg . . . 

A Purdue professor entered a rather 
noisy classroom: 

"Gentlemen, order." 

"Beer," shouted the class in one 
voice. 



POEM OF THE MONTH 



STAR LIGHT 



A tall white candle 

Burns with lovely, golden grace. 

And casts soft shadows 

Here and there, like bits of lace. 



Outside my window. 

On the candle-sticks of night. 

Tall stars shine 

With a never-ending light. 



And though a candle bums 
With a mellow, homely light. 
My foolish young heart yearns 
For a glimpse of stars at night. 



Author — Dorothy Nurmi '36 
Judge — Mr. Vernon P. Helming 



Jtff Harriers Offer 
Little Opposition 

Having been very unsuccessful in 
itK three meets so far this year, the 
Amherst College cross-country team 
will present very little, next Saturday, 
in 'he way of a serious threat to the 
unil''feated record of the State College 
runners. The race, the last on the 
.Maroon and White schedule, will lx» 
run on the home course, and will l>e 
so ^.rranged as to finish between the 
hai>t'S of the football game with the 
Salirinas. 

The I..ord Jeff hill-and-dalers will 
field a team made up of Captain 
Minnick, Twichell, Swainbank, Breed, 
Furi)U8h, Halstead, and Beckett. The 
firs', five of these men placed second, 
third, ninth, tenth, and eleventh, re- 
gpivtively, in the opening los.s to the 
Coast (Juard squadand lost to Tufts 
the following week 22-38. I.,a8t Satur- 
day the Sabrinas again went down to 
defeat, this time at the hands of 
Vermont. 

The Derhymen, with four victories 
to their credit will enter the meet 
heavily favored to win and complete 
their unbeaten record. Stepat, Mur- 
ray, and Proctor have been the State 
leaders this year, and should give 
another good performance in Satur- 
day's meet. Gillette and Bi.shop 
should also give a good account of 
themselves in bringing down a victory. 

TECH HARRIERS LOSE 
TO STATE COMBINE 

Ste|iat, Murray, Proctor, Kiul in 
Third Triple Tie of Year 



For the third time this season. 
Captain Walter Stepat, Bob Murray, 
and Ray Proctor, star Maroon and 
White harriers, broke the taj)e, hand 
in hand, last Saturday, to lead the 
victory march over Worcester Tech 
for the Statesmen's fourth con.secutivc 
victory of a season as yet unspoiled 
by defeat. The Derhymen ea.sily 
carried off the meet by a score of 18 
to 37. 

The three State stand-bys took the 
lead early in the race and were never 
headed, finishing in a tie before the 
football crowd assembled on Alumni 
Field. 

Three Worcester men, Moran, Mc- 
Kinley, and Bergstrom, tied for fifth 
and were the first visitors to cross the 
finish line. Gillette came in fourth to 
boost the State standing, with Bishop, 
Allen, and Bryant, the other States- 
men fini.shing eighth, twelfth, and 
thirteenth, respectively. 



AMHERST AND MASSACHUSETTS STATE 

CLASH I N FORTY-THIRD GRIDIRON GAME 

Sophomores Star 

On Sabrina Eleven 



[Special from Amherst Student) 
After defeating a veteran Cardinal 
eleven by a wide margin at Middle- 
town last Saturday, the Sabrina foot- 
ball aggregation is once more pointing 
toward the traditional town struggle 
with the Mass. State eleven. Realizing 
that comparative scores and past 
records mean little in the town rivalry, 
the Jeffmen feel anything but confi- 
dent of the outcome. 




AMHERST LEADS IN 

FOOTBALL SERIES 



Captain Kelioe 

Amherst Football Team 




How OtIierN Fared 

Amherst, exhibiting superior foot- 
ball, had no trouble vanquishing their 
Little Three rival, Wesleyan, at 
Middletown last Saturday, 37-7. Wes- 
leyan, defending the championship 
*on last year, put up a desperate 
battle for the first two periods, but 
*ere so greatly outclassed in the last 
Period that Amherst substitutes had 
no difficulty scoring. The Lord Jeffs 
scored first in the second period when 
f*agnotta made a field goal. But 
•^esleian came right back and .soon 
nad stored a touchdown and kicked 
'he extra point. However, the lead 
*as .'^Imrt lived as Debevoise, the 
Amherst end, took the ball from a 
backfit id man and raced around the 
''PPosiie end continuing on 49 yards 
'"fa touchdown. The score remained 
^^ same for the rest of the half al- 
'''ough Amherst threatened .several 
'ime-s. iiut the rest of the game was 
*" Amherst, with the Jeffmen running 
"Pa t( tal of 37 points before the final 
*hi.st|, ( nded the game. 

'"ft, State's long time rival, scored 
'stalling 7 to victory over the | 
%al ; urple of Williams at Williams- 1 
'own. 'vVilliams oflTered a first class 
"'"al attack but the Tufts defense | 
^ too tight for progre.sa. Through- ' 
J"f the first half, Williams kept the ' 
T"" in Tufts territory and failed to ' 

e advantage of at least five oppor- 

'ullh'*^" ^° ^*^°'^- ^'rot'lic^' Tuft's' 
'"Ibacl was the outstanding per- 

^*f his oflF-tackle slants going for 

Continued on Page 6 



With the exception of the fia.sco at 
Princeton, the Amherst eleven has 
managed to build up an enviable 
record, so far this season. The .sea.son 
opened in a driving rain with Connec- 
ticut State at Pratt Field, when the 
home team churned to a 22-0 victory 
with straight football featured. The 
next week at Princeton the Sabrina 
eleven was completely .swamped by 
the trick plays and fine coordination 
of the Tigers, seemingly unable to hold 
the score to reasonable bounds. 

Opening the home sea.son again, the 
JeflFmen registered a clean-cut victory 
over Union, 13-0. Although the 
Amherst team scored on two blocked 
punts, it outplayed the Union eleven 
in every department of the game. In 
this game the stalwart work of the 
ends, Mo.ses and Debevoise, as well as 
the hard-charging sophomore back- 
field combination were featured. 

The following Saturday saw a weak 
Rochester eleven go down in defeat, 
35-7, overwhelmed by a hard-charging 
Amherst backfield led by Captain 
Kehoe and featuring the stellar work 
of Mel Browning, sophomore halfback. 
Last Saturday the Amherst aggre- 
gation enjoyed an unexpectedly large 
.score at the expen.se of Wesleyan, 
showing a strength that la.sted the 
entire game and outwearing the Wes- 
men. Behind a strong line on which 
Debevoise and Fenn starred, the 
veteran backfield plunged through the 
Wesleyan forward wall time after 
time for substantial gains. Pattengill, 
Browning, and Snowball, all sopho- 
mores, were outstanding in the back- 
field, strongly supplemented by Cap- 
tain Kehoe and Kddie Brehm. 

The outstanding fact about the 
Amherst varsity this year has been 
the stellar performance of a large 
group of .sophomores both on the line 
and in the backfield. F'leming, guard, 
Cramer, tackle, and Kennedy, center, 
have done good service on the line all 
year, alternating in their positions with 
juniors and seniors. Colucci, another 
.sophomore guard, is out of the coming 
game with an injury sustained in the 
Wesleyan encounter. 

In the backfield, Pete Pattengill, 

sophomore halfback, rose to heights in 

the Wesleyan game and has played a 

Continued on Page 5 



Saturday's football meeting with 
Amherst will be the 43rd in the .series 
which extends hack to 1881. The 
games have been held annually ex«-ept 
for a long cessation of rivalry iM'lween 
1907 and 1921. 

The .Ifffs havt' a big »'dge in the 
reckoning of games won in this series, 
having l)een on the right side of the 
ledger 29 times to State's 9 while 
there have l)een four deadlocks. 

The Jeffmen have the longest string 
of con.secutive victories to their credit. 
In the six years from ■2r> to '.30 they 
cleaned up, and in the process ran up 
a total of 120 points while they wen' 
shutting out till- Statesmen in four of 
I hem and permitting lone .srore.s in 
the remaining two. 

On the other hand, the Mannin and 
White has .secured tin- prize in two of 
the last three battles Ijetween the 
town rivals. Whether or not this was 
merely coincidental with the coming 
of Coach Taul)e to State and the .«ub- 
sequent inauguration of the Kockne 
system and the reign of Ia>u Mush «)r 
not, n mains to lie s«*en; but the fact 
remains that the colli>gc on (he north 
side i,f the town has arrunuilalcd IH 
points to tlu- .Sabrinas" IH. 

To date this .s«>ason, ihc Purple has 
rolh'd up 70 points as .igainst .StaU-'.s 
34. On the other h.iiul Amherst's 
opponents have chalked up 82 as com- 
pared with 2.'") against .State. How- 
ever, IT) of tin- 82 were obtained in «jne 
game ihe memorable i'rinceton 
rampage. 

Amher.st 
27 
20 
13 
13 
26 
12 



Worcester Tech 

Succumbs 20-0 



192.' 



1926 
1928 
1929 
1930 
1931 
1932 
1933 
1934 



6 

14 

7 



M.S.C. 




6 
13 
21 


V 



?? STATE vs AMHERST?? 



Tim (Maxwell IIoiim' C''i»neei 

"For my team, I'm 'fraid." 

Chief f>f Police Ciravt^ 

"Hell ! 1 don't know anything 
about this ball game." 

Tommy WiiIhIi 

"Being such an authority on foot- 
ball, it's difficult for me to venture an 
opinion, but I hope the best team 
wins." 

Dr. S«Tex 

"I think Amh€?rst will win Satur- 
day." 

Mr. SarriN of the Candy Kitchen 

"With two .such rivals it's very diffi- 
cult to say who will win, but I think 
that the team to score the first touch- 
down will win the contest." 

.Mr. .Smith, .Mjir. AmherNt Thenter 

"1 don't know. All 1 can .say is that 
I hope we have good weather." 

Doorman, Amherst Tlieal«>r 

"I think Amherst will win by two 
touchdowns." 

Nap, (he Collet^e barber 

"I think that we have a good chance 
to win." 

Bishop, haxket room attendant 

"I won't talk." 

.Mr. Kldridi^e, caretaker of (he M 
building 

"Well, I don't know much about 
this year's team, but all I can say is 
that I hope State wins." 

Nii^ht wiitrhman at State 

"Humph! I'll probably see plenty 
of Amherst boys down here Friday 
night." 



Celebrating Dad's Day in fitting 
fashion, the Mar(M)n and White grid 
men found their plnce in the win 
ct)lumn hy taking the measure of 
Worcester Tech on Alumni Field by a 
20-0 score, 'i'ech. one of the .States- 
men's oldest gridiron rivals, fell before 
an aerial attack which was State's 
best offensive weapon. A long pa.ss 
from Johnny .Stewart to Bill Davis in 
the second period hrought the ball to 
the Knginwr's 14-yard marker. Jack 
KcH'nig took th«' hall around end for 
13 yards and on the next play .Stc'warl 
went through the Teih line for the 
first .st-<)re. 

The .Statesmen scored again in the 
closing minutes of th.- first period 
when another .Stewart pa-ss was com- 
pleted over the goni line hv L.ipham. 
Mulhall place-kicked the extra point. 
Wt»rce«ter put on an advance of their 
own ami marched dwp into Maroon 
and White territory but a funihle 
called a halt to the threat and Stale 
continued to menace the Tech goal 
line. Worce.ster put on a desperate 
pass assault late in the game but 
Filipkowski snatched a Tech aerial 
from the air and raced the fift<'en 
yards t«) make the State .score ninc- 
t«H'n. Pete Ni«-lupski made good a 
phu-e kick for the other p:)int 

Start with Fir>t Down 
The Taulx-men started ri-^ht «»ff at 
the openini{ whistle and counted a first 
down with ('onsolatti and .Stewart 
carrying the ball. Stewart tried the 
line for a yard or two and. on the 
next play, Johnny dropped back and 
heaved a lH>autiful pass that was 
gathered in by Hill Davis on the 
22 yard stripe. Davis continued foi 
five more yards In-fore he was forced 
out of l)ounds by a trio of Tech 
tacklers. 

With first down and ten to go, 
Stewart went through right tackle for 
a yard <jr two but the ball was called 
back and Tech |M>nalized five yards 
for Ix'ing offside. I'eckham made no 
gain on the right side of the line but 
Stewart brought the hall to the eight- 
yard line. Then .Stjjte elected t«> pass 
but the ball fell short of its mark and, 
with no gain on the next play, Wor- 
cester took pos.session of the ball. 
Wor«*e.Hter in Seorinit Kiinjle 
One ru.sh and a quick kick again 
gave the .Statesmen posse.ssion of the 
ball this time on the 21 -yard line. 
Three pas.st>s in rapid succession gained 
the Statesmen nothing. Worcester 
took the ball and on two plays had a 
first down on the 47-yard stripe but 
here the Kngineer's attack stalltHl and 
Johnny Consolatti took the Worcester 
kick on the 12-yard line, advancing six 
yards In^fore he was downfnl. Koenig 
gained nothing on the next play and 
Consolatti fumbled. Hibbard, Tech 
end, fell on the loo.se ball and Worces- 
ter was in position to score. (Jermaine 
moved the hall four yards to the 16- 
yard line but he lost two yards on the 
next play. A forward pa.ss meant for 
Dann, right halfback, was knocked 
down by Kd Bernstein who played a 
first rate game at Uickle. Another 
Tech pass on the fourth down was 
almost successful but the ball slipped 
from the fingers of Carlson. 

Con.solatti and .Stewart hit the line 
and then Stewart kicked to the S."}- 
yard line as the period ended. 

Worcester was unable to pierce the 
State line and Dann kicked to Coruso- 
atti who returned the ball 
fifteen yards l)efore he was halted. 
.Stewart tried a pass to Peckham but 
the ball fell short. On the next play 
Continued on Page 5 



AMHERST UNDEFEATED 
IN VARSITY SOCCER 

Playing host t() an undefeated 
.Sabrina soccer team this afternoon at 
3.00, the Briggsmen will lie the first 
of three .State teams to tackle an 
Amherst rival this week. Coach Kly 
Marsh has apparently built the Ih<^h( 
team in years for with thirteen re- 
turning letterm.n. the Jett club has 
downtHl Conn. State 2-0, (Mark .'\ 1. 
tied Harvard 3-3, and defeate*! Wes- 
leyan last wtH'k 2-1. 

The Hriggsmen, after suffering a 2-0 
s«'tback at W()rcester Tech in the 
opening game, returned to trini Conn 
.State 4 2, and ti«' both Trinity and 
Fitchhurg 2-2. Thest? scores will mean 
m>thing however, once the teams are 
<)n the field for the Sfatesmen hope to 




IMiil Hiirfl 

Amherst .Soccer ('itptain 



retaliate for dnipping last year's clo.se 
game 1-0 at Hitchcock field. 

Amherst posse.sstw three high scoring 
men in the forward line, Klaer. inside 
left, Neilson, center, and Allis, out- 
side left, while Captain Phil Ward has 
frequently scored from center half. 
Their defense, with the excepti«>n of 
the gt>alie, .Shiels, is a bit shaky at 
times and cost the tie with Harvard. 
The team displays as a whole, exc;el- 
lent teamwork and c(M)rdination. 

Jim David.son, tricky dribbler and 
pas.ser, and Boh Hunter, State inside 
men, have done most of the Briggs 
scoring. Captain Jim Blackburn, a 
consistently heady player, can back 
up any department in the game. 
(Jeorge and Woixi have proven ade- 
quate defensive fullbacks when under 
pressure. Turner, who was unable to 
play against Fitchhurg, may again 
take the net against Amherst. 



BRIGGSMEN TIE 

FITCHBURG, 2-2 



Announcement has bec'n made that 
u.se of the ping-pong tables in the 
Memorial Building will be furnished 
free for the interfraternity tournaments 
which commence November ."j and 
continue to November 27. Announce- 
ment was also made that touch foot- 
ball also starts November 5. 



Amherst 22 
Amherst 
Amherst 13 



Conn. State 
Princeton 75 
Union 



Amherst 3r> 


K(x;hester 7 


Amherst 37 


Wesleyan 7 


M..S.C. 7 


Williams 12 


M..S.C. 


Bowdoin 


M..S.C. 7 


Conn. .State 6 


M..S.C. 


H. I. 7 


M.S.C. 20 


Worcester T 



I 



Recovering in the second half from 
an overwhelming Fitchhurg attack, 
the State hooters netted the hall twice 
to hold the Normal .School players to 
a 2-2 tie throughout two additional 
overtime periods. 

The first home game, played here 
last Saturday before a Dad's Day 
crowd, was the fastest and toughest 
the Maro<m and White have yet been 
in as the long drives of the green 
striped fullbacks and the running 
pa.s.ses of the forward line continually 
drove .State back during the first half. 
A sweeping wind also prevented several 
scoring opportunities to both teams. 

Fitchburg's first score came early in 
the first period indirectly from a 
penalty kick against .Spring, the 
capable vi.siting goalie, for roughing a 
charger. He knocked the penalty 
drive over the net and State failed to 
convert from the corner. Then Ander- 
son, aided by high wind and slope 
sent the ball deep into Mansjn terri- 
tory where it was driven out of 
bounds. On the throw-in, John.son re- 
ceived the pass and angled it through 
the uprighU before the Briggsmen had 
returned down the field. 

Continued on Page 6 



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THE MASSACIIIJSKTTS COLLEfilAN, TIILRSDAY. NOVEMBEB I, 1934 



Annual Red Cross Campus Drive 
To Commence Next Month 



Armistice Day will U8ht>r in the 
annuni Red ('rows Drive (hat will 
c-uiitinue through ThankHgivinK. In 
previous years the Drive has l>een 
sponsored by the Heligious Organiza- 
tion, hut, this year, for the first time, 
it will be in charge of the presidents 
of the four c1hss«'m Raymond K. 
Kvans, president of the s(>nior class, 
is chairman of the committee. 
Each president will select a com- 
mittee of approximately fifteen mem- 
bers to solicit from each individual 
cla88. 

liast year, the ("best Drive, which 
was divided l>etween the Red ('ross 
and the Amherst Unemployment Re- 
lief Fund, netted approximately $2r)0. 
This amount is considerahly lower than 
the amount raised for the Red Cross 
alone in other local colleges, and it is 
hoped that this year more generous 
contributions will lie made. A mini- 
mum of fifty cents will l)e set for the 
average contribution, but it is hoped 
that contributions will average $1.00, 
the usual Red (/Tosh membership fee. 



WINTER SPORTS EXPERT 
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Chiirles L. Parker, of the White 

i Mountain Ski Runners Club, recently 

appointed a memlxir of the physical 

education department, plans to make 

j a survey of ski facilities in Wester.i 

' Massachusetts, plus development work 

on the problem of skiing instruction, 

particularly the "Dry Course." 

I During the year, Mr. Parker will be 

, available for illustrated lectures, for 

I promoting enthusiasm for skiing, for 

Dry Course instruction, and for actual 

field instruction after snow falls. 

! Prof. Harold M. Gore, secretary of the 

Western Massachusetts Winter Sports 

Committee, states, "This is a rare 

opportunity to obtain the services of 

an expert skier, an authority on skiing 

matters, a seasoned veteran, who 

simply exudes enthusiasm for the 

sport." 



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The first team had a successful trip 
to Vermont last week. They defeated 
Vermont Academy 7 to 0. Harry 
Thompson played a (jood game at 
fullback until he broke his thumb, 
going over a 100 yards during the 
course of the game. John Pena ran 
back a kick and scored on a series of 
line drives, and then made the place- 
ment kick for the point. 

The second team played Arms 
Academy and lost 8 to A touchdown 
in the first four minutes of the game 
and a safety in the third quarter were 
the only scores. Stanley Harnes was 
acting captain. 

A.T.C. and K.K. have both held 
their first degrees. A.T.(i. went to 
Northampton while K.K. went to 
(Jreenfield. 

Both houses are having dances after 
the Amherst game. 

The Calvin Ice Cream Shoppe, 
mana<»ed by Emil M. Jaescke in 
Northampton, is supplying ice cream 
in an attractive fashion at A.T.G. 

The freshmen held a cla.ss meeting 
last week to elect a committee for 
social activities. 

'IIm- Mi.sfies Ann Haskell and Adele 
("lancy will reproduce a New England 
scene in the coming Horticultural 
.-hew. The exhibit is entitled "Pasto- 
ral." Mi.ss (Mancy received a favor- 
able comment on her exhibit last year. 
That was entitled "Ikebana" (Japan- 
ese flower arrangement). 

Steve Eldred, president of the class 
of '34, was on campus last week. 

Merrill Hunt, Jr. 



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Amherst (iaine Rally 

I'lans for a rally before the Amherst 
game are now being made. The band 
will be out in full force, and the 
student body will meet in front of the 
Q.T.V. houst> at nine o'clock, Friday, 
and march to the campus. There will 
be a bonfire if fuel can be procured, 
and speakers, cheers, and songs will 
feature the affair. All come! 

Animal llii.skandry Cluh 

Ralph H. Bickford, a graduate in 
the class of '33, animal husbandry 
major, varsity football player, and a 
member of Phi Sigma Kappa frater- 
nity, will speak at the first meeting of 
the Animal Husbandry Club on Fri- 
day, Nov. 2, in Room 114, Stockbridge 
Hall. Bickford has been in Porto 
Rico .since his graduation, and has 
prepared an illustrated talk on his 
experiences in the West Indies. 



By Peiping Tom 

Like Mehitabel, the prima donna 
of Don Marquis, the Chinee-man is, 
for the most part, toujours gai. But 
there are times when he settles down 
to some back-fence philosophizing 
often to his sad distress. There was 
the day he burnt the leg out of the 
Dean's l)est trousers l)ecause he left 
the realm of reality in search for the 
old black cat in the dark cellar when 
there was no cat there. Now, when 
some little freshman comes around to 
discuss metaphysics, or the law of 
diminishing returns, the Chinee-man 
first makes certain to park his flat- 
irons in zones of safety. 

Materialism and mentalism, the 
philosophies of "nothing but," have 
come to the Chinee-man's attention 
these past few days. Serious, sad- 
faced, little neophytes troop mourn- 
fully from classics and gather at the 
Chinee-man's humble workshop. So 
far, he has heard stories of "nothing 
but time, space, matter and motion" 

"nothing but economics" ^"noth- 
ing but psychology" and the no 
less intolerant "nothing but spirit." 
It all gets very tiresome and boring. 
"Nothing but" is mean as well aa 
stupid. It lacks generosity. It is time 
to say again "not only, but also." 

The ('hinee-man r€;sorted to the 
Socratic method of attack ;the method 
is a hang-over from the ancient 
Creeks and Education 65; Cubberly 

page .so-and-so). When asked what 
the moon was to them, most of the 
apt students answered in the typical 
Lawrencian style, "The moon cer- 
tainly isn't a world like our own gone 
cold. It is a globe of dynamic sub- 
stance like radium or phosphorus 
coagulated on a vivid pole of energy." 
Up to only a few nights ago these 
self-same "nothing but" mourners had 
gloried in the light of the full moon. 
The moon was not only full then, but 
also beautiful; not only beautiful but 
al.so divine, prompting certain in- 
tangible feelings feelings of peace 
or love or cold austerity; not only 
divine, but also. . . 

And, now, here they sat trying to 
resolve things down to the ultimate. 
They saw in man, for example, only 
the intellectual man, or only the 



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Phi Zetu will hold an alun:aac| 
meeting at the sorority house on 
November 3 at 12 o'clock. This wilj 
be followed by an alumnae luncheon | 
at 12.30 o'clock and an "open hou.se" 
period after the Amherst game. Kr- 
nestine Browning '36 and Elinor | 
Trask '38 are in charge. 

On November 7 Phi Zeta will be ^ 
charge of a W.S.(J.A. tea at the Al b«-y 
from 4 to 5.30 o'clock. 

Fhi Zeta is planning a "vie" p.irtv i 
on November 16 for their menil)ers I 
and pledges. 



Sij^iiia Beta Chi has elected Doro. 
thy Corcoran '36 as their social chair 
man, due to the resignation of Grace 
Goulart '35. 

Announcement has been made of I 
the marriage of Sally Murphy '33 and 
Steve Bennett. Mrs. Bennett i.s a 
member of Sigma Beta Chi and Mr, 
Bennett is a member of Theta Chi. 

Alpha l.iiinbdH Mil will hold a 
party for their latest pledges on 
Monday night, November 5. There 
will be initiation and a pledge party 
for the new pledges of the sorority. 

On Monday night, October 29, 
Liinibda Delta Mii won the inter- 
sorority field hockey championship 
In all the games they played no 
sorority scored against them. 



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emotional man, or only the spiritual 
man of the realm of imagination. They 
forgot the real man — the hetro„'ene- 
ous mixture of their "ultimate nun " 
They were looking for something 
definitely unchangeable — "as un- 
changeable as the mountains," they 
said. 

There wasn't much the Chinee-man 
could do under the circumstances but 
indicate the hazy outline of the 
Berkshires - pale blue on the western 
horizon - as a pos-sible answer to 
their trend of thought. And with this 
trend of thought he left them: 

l^»uk Ye Unto (he IlillN 

" Unchanging a.s the mountains," people 
say 

Continued on Page 6 



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AMHERST MASS. 

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And have a steak — or perhaps just 
a sandwich and coffee at 

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We pay bus fare both ways on all 
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^,,,HCESTER TECH 

Sl'CCCMBS 20-0 

Continued from Page 3 
.<()< iiig picked up five yards. Stewart 
tiikfd to the 16-yard marker where 
\dains, with a beautiful tackle, pulled 
jovsn the Worcester ball carrier. 

'Iwo plays were run off and Wor- 
Lstt r kicked. State made a few yards 
i„i louple of plays and Johnson, 
l^iir the Engineers, pulled down a 
Ht, wart pass. Carlson, Tech halfback, 
dr(ii)i)ed back to pass. The State line 
brcikc through and the pass, hurried, 
gVll untouched. 

H.re a fifteen yard penalty for 
holding set the Engineers back to 
kht'ir own fifteen yard line, but on the [ 
next play Dann kicked to the middle 
(,f the field. Consolatti and Peckham ' 
pidicd up eight yards between them, 
ond Jack Koenig made five, but to 
),aM- the ball called back for an 
offside. State receiving a five-yard 
enaity. 

Phmm Over Goal 
Hut the Taubemen made it up on 
Ihe next play. Stewart dropped back 
L p;is.s and the aerial found the waiting 
hands of Bill Davis who continued to 
khe U yard line before he was downed. 
[lack Koenig brought the ball to the 
Line-yard marker and, on the next play, 
Htcwart sliced through the line for the 
In ore. Nietupski's attempt for the 
oint after touchdown was unsuccess- 



THE MASSACHUSETTS COLLEGIAN, THLRSDAY. NOVEMBER I. 19S4 



Stewart failed to make a first down 
and Stewart punted to the 38-yard 
stripe. 

Germaine surprised the Taubemen 
with a quick kick that rolled to the 
eight yard line before it was finally 
downed. Stewart found the line for a 
couple of yards and Johnny kicked on 
the next play. McNulty, Tech cap- 
tain, picked up a few yards on a 
spinner and on the next play took a 
C^arlson aerial for 18 yards and 
another first down. Dann tried the 
center of the line only to be stopped 
by Rossiter. McNulty made first 
down in three rushes for a Worcester 
advance deep into State territory. 
The march was halted when Carlson 
lost the ball. Bill Davis recovering for 
State. Two rushes by Stewart and 

I Consolatti and a Stewart kick gave 
Tech the ball at the kickoff line. 
Frawley was smothered on the next 

play, losing ten yards. 



Te<'h PaMNOM 



.Mulhall kicked off and an exchange 
bi kicks put the Statesmen in position 
for another long pass. This time it 
t,ds Wendy Lapham who snared the 
kail. Stewart heaved the pass from 
Ihe 42-yard line and Lapham made a 

leautiful catch just over the goal line. 
Bill Mulhall made good the try for 

oint and the half ended State 13, 

^'orcester Tech 0. 

(iormaine (|uirk Kickx 

Tech put on a determined offensive 
kt the opening of the second half and 
[)ann made a first down on the State 
lorty-yard line. A fifteen-yard penalty 
let the Engineers back to their own 
pde of the field and Dann was forced 
kick. Consolatti, Koenig, and 



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The Engineers recovered when a 
Carlson to Frawley pass was success- 
ful for a first down. Another line play 
and the period was over. 

Worcester opened the last session 
with a pass which was fin''ounded. A 
kick gained only ten yards and the 
Taubemen took the ball. Unsuccessful 
in two plays, Stewart got off a kick 
that carried 56 yards to the twenty- 
yard line. Germaine, by virtue of 
some excellent running, brought the 
ball back to the middle of the field. 
Five yards by Frawley set the stage for 
another Worcester pass. Carlson drop- 
ped back and got off a beautiful pass. 
Frawley made a one hand stop and 
completed the aerial for a first down 
but that was as far as the Engineers 
got. State took the ball on a fumble 
and after an unsuccessful pass, Stewart 
kicked to the six-yard line. Worcester 
took no chances and returned the kick. 
This started a State advance that 
brought the ball almost to the Tech 
goal line. The rest of the game was 
marked by desperate Worcester passes 
that gained the Engineers nothing. 
The Maroon and White stopped the 
air assault as Lapiiam intercepted a 
Worcester toss and carried the ball to 
the 11-yard line. Freddy Murphy 
reeled off eight yards around right end 
and almost made a touchdown. But 
State lost the ball on downs and 
Worcester began a last minute effort 
to score via the aerial route. Filip- 
kowski grabbed one of these passes 
and raced untouched the fifteen yards 
for another score. Nietupski, with a 
place kick, added the extra point and 
the game ended shortly afterwards. 

Stewart was the main offensive 
force of the Taubemen, his passing, 
kicking and running accounting for 
most of the gains. Bob Peckham and 
Jack Koenig were outstanding in the 
Maroon and White backfield while 
Captain Schaffner, Bernstein, Mulhall, 
Adams, and Lapham were the shining 
lights in the line. Germaine, Dann, \ 
and a fighting Tech line stood out for 
Worcester. 



FRESHMAN C4MJ>S .MOST 

M'MEROl'S AT INFIRMARY 

Continued from Page 1 
first twenty-seven days of this month, 
two hundred and sixty-two have been 
administered to at the Infirmary, and 
equally large numbers have visited 
Doctor Raddiffe's office. 

Sickness apparently returns at defi- 
nite periods, and the four-year cycle 
seems to be in vogue. That may, 
however. l)e due to the fact that the 
average student can either afford to 
be ill only once in four years, or lie- 
comes suftii'iently curious to accept 
the hospitality of the establishment 
only once during his college career. 
ColdM .MoNt Coniinoii 
Epidemics are a thing of the past. 
In 1913, the entire student body left 
the college to escape an attack of 
scarlet fever. Twenty-five severe cases 
of the disease were treated, and the 
campus was left deserted for a con- 
siderable period. Three years ago, an 
epidemic of infantile paralysis swept 
the Connecticut Valley, but only five 
cases of the disease were contracted 
at the College. These five were of 
the mild form, were recognized in the 
early stages, treated, and no paralysis 
occurred. Rut one case of scarlet fever 
has been recorded since 1930, and the 
majority of sickness has lieen due t<» 
the common cold. 

A combination of bronchial-penu- 
monia and a broken leg confined one 
senior to the infirmary for a record of 
sixteen days, but the average period 
of time a bed-patient remains is three 
and one-tenth days. The first day is 
marked by "Don'ts": don't study, 
don't read, don't talk; on the second 
day, the average patient begins to read 
and to listen to the radio which the 
Senate has installed; and the third 
day is usually one of "date making" 
to celebrate the patient's release. 

The average physician gives ear to 
the troubles of about five hundred 
clients, while Doctor Radcliffe and 
Miss Machon administer to the physi- 
cal and mental needs of fourteen 
hundred people. One doesn't live on 
a college campus for four years with- 
out having some experiences, and 
Miss Machon has had her share. Some 
I of the patients are sick, some believe 
themselves sick, and some need merely 
the comforting of a mother or sister. 
The majority of students are in good 
spirits after the first day, and make 
the most of their stay. Others object 
strenuously. One freshman, running 
a temperature and showing all signs of 
having a nasty cold, reported to ! 
Doctor Radcliffe. The doctor advised 
him to go to the Infirmary. The 
student was thoroughly convinced 
that he did not want to visit the 
Infirmary, but after a bit of urging 
he condescended. One night was 




sufficient, and the next morning when 
the Doctor told him that he might 
g<». the patient had t,ei(>me so well 
pleased with his new environment that 
he insisted on staying. 



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SHAWN l»ANCKRS 

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Cant i nurd from Pugr 2 
Mr. Shawn has drawn also on mtulern 
composers Prokofieff. f<»r a gay and 
witty .satire; Stiherbatcheff, for an 
Aristo|)hanic clmrus in the style of the 
Attic "old comedy"; and American 
folk tunes, for a group of native 
American dances. In the Prokofieff, 
Mr. Barton Mumaw performed his 
solo with ccmsummate art. 

"(inosienne," a Shawn solo, is 
danced to the music by Erik Satie. 
Evoked out of the past, it is the 
dance of a priest before the altar of 
the Snake-Goddess of ancient Crete. 
The choreography represents a flat 
der^gn, full of delicate whimsical 
humor. 

Only those who have seen the native 
Spanish or American folk dances can 
know what Mr. Shawn and his dancers 
give us. Thus it is said of Mr. Shawn 
that he is more Spanish than the 
Spaniard, for he adds a grace and 
distinction which only the most gifted 
and highly trained can bring. Native 
dances are but the spontaneous ex 
pression of a people, often of a mo- 
notonous repetition of their simple 
pattern, whereas Shawn through his 
selection from many a native dance, 
weaves them into a complete design. 
He has turned to the folk-lore and 
rhythms of the American Indian who 
is indigenous to this continent, as 
well as to those settlers who have 
built the American nation. I 

Shawn and Him DancorN 
As with most dancers, years of work ' 
have here and there thickened Mr. I 
Shawn. Though he may not believe 
it, he was most the fine figure of a 
well-muscled man when he was fully 
clothed. This great dancer bounds 
not so high or so airily as do young 
Russians, while he relies over-insist- 
ently upon weight and drive of motion. 
To state this is not to imply that Mr. 
Shawn is always bulk and force. On 
the contrary, his Spanish dance did 
not lack moments of finesse and mas- 
culine grace. Again, as the leader of 
the Beethoven variations, Shawn was 
light-paced and sportive. With him, 
as formerly with Mme. Pavlova, the 
readiness remains, but now it must be 
husbanded. 

To several numbers, Mr. Shawn and 
his ^ dancers added .some resuming 
variations of the ended dance. Many 
times, both the leader and his troupe, 
instead of giving the conventional 
bows of acknowledgment, now culti- 



vated a pretty concil. When he was 
applaud.'d for his Cretitn <lance. 
Shawn answered with exotic and 
J)i«|uan( play of legs and hands. When 
he nuKhl have Ix.wetl after his Spanish 
number, he responded with courtly 
Spani.sh g««stures. Then, too. Mr. 
Marlon Mumaw. after hisspl.ndid jM-r- 
formame in the "I'l.'a.santly Satirical 
('omnienl." r.piied with posture as 
• ••asing and plavful as tlu- . y,- „r 
fancy could wish 

As to the whole ensembl.-, their 
em-rgies bold ||„. ,.y,.; their txotic 
subject matter envjages the imagina- 
tion. Kre»m it all we receive visual 
pleasure and illinion. To Mr. Shawn, 
all glory f<>- |,is creative genius; to 
his supporting troupe, many bravos? 



SCMMIOMOHES STAR 

ON SABRINA ELEVEN 

Continued fnrn Page \\ 
consistently good game all .s«.H.son 
Browning, Snowball, and I'agnotta 
complete the quartet. Browning is 
noted for his line drives; Snowball, 
for his defen.sive work; and I'agnotta, 
for heady calling of signals. 

The line features the defensive 
ability of the veteran ends. Bob Moses 
and Ken Debevoise, who have been 
Sabrina bulwarks for three years. 
Fenn, a junior, starred at tackle last 
Saturday and adds strength to the 
Amherst forward wall. Forman wiU 
alternate with Kennedy at the center 
position. 

Captain Jack Keh<ie and Eddy 
Brehm, paaaing and kicking artist, 
will be among the main Jeff strength 
in the backfield in combination with 
the second-year men. Art Huey and 
Rusa Whitmeyer will probably Ree 
service. 



The Taubemen have been drilling 
hard during the past week on a passing 
offence, and a running attack. John 
Stewart is expected to prove a thorn 
in the Sabrina's side with his sensa- 
tional kicking, passing and ball toting. 
Captain Paul Schaffner, scrappy guard 
of Mass. State, is in excellent Hhap(> 
for his third Amherst game. 



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arul 
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Continued from Page 1 
ned by the students for the features 
of the minor axes. These gardens, 
each of which is ten feet square, range 
in scojx' from a formal penthouse 
garden to a naturalistic woodland 
scene. 

One of the unusual features of this 
show will Ih! a display of ikebana or 
Japanest? floral arrangements, set up 
by Mrs. Yoki Kyojima. 

This year, memlKjrs of the women's 
garden clubs all over Massachusetts 
have been invited to attend the show 
on Saturday. During their visit Mrs. 
Kyojima will demonstrate methods of 
Japanese floral arrangement. 

Great changes and improvements 
have been wrought since the first 
horticultural show was held in Wilder 
Hall. April 23-25, 1908. It was en- 
tirely under the direction of former 
Prof. E. A. White of the floriculture 
department, whose purpose was to 
better acquaint the students with 
varieties of flowers which could be 
grown in the vicinity. In 1916 the 
Holyoke and Northampton Florists' 
and Gardeners' clubs began to hold 
their annual show in conjunction with 
the college exhibits. The union was a 
happy one for the combination of the 
college theory with the actual practice 
of the commercial growers could be 
readily seen. 

Last year the plan of the show was 
greatly changed and made much more 
effective. Within the cage was an 
enormous radial garden, in the middle 
of which was a huge pylon of black 
and white, surmounted with white 
Turner chrysanthemums and flanked 
at the base with red cedars, vases of 



yellow and white Turner chrysanthe- 
mums and trays of apples. The pylon 
was illuminated with floodlights. 

The show is largely managed by a 
student committee, aided by a faculty 
advisory board. The faculty hoard is 
compo.sed of l'rofus.sor Clark Thayer, 
chairman, head of the department of j 
horticulture; Dr. Frank A. Waugh. 
head of the department of landscape 
architecture; Professor Kobert P. j 
Holdsworth, head of the department 
of forestry; Prof. Fred C. Sears, head 
of the department of pomology; Grant 
H. Snyder, assistant professor ofj 
olericulture; Dr. Walter W. Cheno- ' 
weth, head of the department of ^ 
horticultural manufactures. 

Those on the student committee are: 
Emil J. Tramposch, chairman; Law- 
rence M. Packard, pomology; Paul 
W. Schaffner, forestry; Daniel J. 
Foley, landscape architecture; Joseph 
F. Keil. floriculture; Robert V. Mur- 
ray, horticultural manufactures; 
George A. Hartwell, programs; John 
P. Veerling, signs; I^eslie C. Kimball, 
publicity; Homer S. Fisher, decora- 
tions; Raymond K. Kvans, manager 
of the store. 



dribbled through the Teacher's de- 
fense and spun the ball off the goalie's 
hands. Shortly after Hums, green 
strii)ed forward, almost retaliated 
when, slipping with Norris in the mud, 
he was tempted to send the ball in 
with his hands. 

In the last quarter. State contrived 
to keep the ball well in foreign terri- 
tory until finally Hunter trickled a 
stray ball into the strings to make the 
final and tieing s(rore of the game. 

Both teams put forth a vain final 
spurt of brilliant playing in the over- 
time sessions. Although State took 
the offensive lead in the first and 
Fitchburg in the second period, and 
both teams swarmed at times about 
the others arera, the goalies pre- 
vented any scoring. 



While vegetation climbed the mountain 
side. 



BKlCitiSMEN TIK 

FITCIIBI KCi 2.2 

Continued from Page 3 
John.son continued to lead the 
Fitchburg advance but the fullbacks, 
by excellent playing, managed to clear 
the field, until one minute before the 
half ended. Turner, outstanding center 
half, drove in the remaining Fitchburg 
tally on a close shot. 

The Briggsmen decided not to let 
matters rest in the 2-0 condition and 
about a half minute after play was 
resumed, Jim Davidson, inside left, 



(iLIMPSES IN PASSINCi 

Continued from Page 4 
1 As if they grope for something perma 
I nent. 

Aware that youth and strength are 
I quickly spent. 

That bone and body mingle with the clay. 
That fame dissolves in air. What thing 

i ' 

will stay 
The same through ages? FMrth and 

firmanent 
Decay and change, but man seems 
confident 
In saying "Mountains will not pass 

away." 
Yet ask the winter storms of mountain 
strength 
i And you will find its icy hands were 

thrust 
j Inside a clock. Persistently it pried 
' The surface loose till wind and rain at 
length 
Changed solid rock to crumbling stone 
and dust 



SPORTLICillT 

Continued from Page 3 
long gains. It was Froelich who 
scored the touchdown in the third 
period. This marks another victory 
for the undefeated and unscored upon 
Tufts team that meets the Statesmen 
November 24. 

Northeastern is another team that 
has kept an unbeaten record to date. 
Saturday, meeting Lowell Textile, the 
Boston team with Hart starring, un- 
leashed an attack that gave them 26 
points while Lowell failed to count. 
Hart scored two touchdowns and 
played a big part in the scoring of two 
more. Late in the third period, 
Lowell advanced to the five-yard line 
against the Northeastern second string 
lineup but a fumble lost them the ball. 



game. According to propaganda issued 
at the time, two sophomores and a 
freshman succeeding in corallin,' the 
most beautiful and desirable co-ecLs at 
that institution. 

Several Rhode Island men wen- 
feted at the various Amherst Cullogt. 
fraternities, due to the fact that no 
love is lost between the two colleges 
in that town. 



Connecticut State fared rather badly 
before a high powered Trinity eleven 
and came out on the wrong end of a 
25 to score, while Rhode Island 
State added another win to their 
schedule when they took the measure 
of the Coast Guard Academy outfit 
to the tune of 19 to 0. 



ALL FKATKKNITIKS 

TO HOLD lUNCKS 

Continued from Page 1 
be Dr. and Mrs. Charles Fraktr and 
Mr. and Mrs. Harold Smart. 

The decorations at Q.T.V. will 
feature an old tavern scene. The 
chaperons will be Mr. and Mrs. .John 
Baker. Weldon's orchestra will fur- 
nish the music. 

Phi Lambda Tau will have as 
chaperons. Dean and Mrs. Machmer, 
Mr. and Mrs. Warfel, and Mr. and 
Mrs. Williams. The band is from 
Springfield, and the decorations will 
be in line with the football atmosphern 



From R. I. Bt'iicon 

The hospitality of the Massachusetts 
State fraternities is unexcelled. We 
have a warm spot in our own heart 
for many of the "brothers" who 
proved such perfect hosts. 



Discontinuance of the degree ot 
bachelor of philosophy at Brown 
University, which was the first aca 
demic institution in the United States 
to institute it in 1850, has been 
announced. 

There are over 400 bicycler al 
Smith College. They have become 
such a menace that the student 
government is forming special traffic 
rules. 



A great number of the visiting depu- The statisticians of a life insuramv 
tation from Rhode Island enjoyed the company have discovered that coUeg. 
dance held by Mass. State after the men live longer than others. 





et's find out why 
Turkish tobacco is so important 
to a good cigarette 



CO is aired. 



On the sniiuy slopes of 
Smyrna . . . in the fertile 
fields of Macedonia, . . along 
the shores of the Black Sea 
...groits a kind of tobacco 
that is different from any 
other tobacco in the world. 

THESE Turkish tobaccos 
arc the only tobaccos of 
foreign cultivation that are 
used to any great extent in 
making American cigarettes. 
Turkish tobaccos are famous 
for their spicy aroma, and a 
blend of the right kinds of 
Turkish tobacco with our own 
home-grown tobaccos is better 
than any one kind used alone. 
/;/ Chesterfield tie balance 
mild, ripe tobaccos grown 
in this country with just the 
right amounts of the right 
kinds of Turkish. 
It is by blending and cross- 
blending these different tobac- 
cos that we make Chesterfield 
the cigarette that's milder, the 
cigarette that tastej better. 




Turkish tobacco hung in 
the open air to be cured. 



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MNO CRETE 

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.M O.N DAY 

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CURRENT EVENT OP 
THE WEEK 



Read Facultv opinion In 
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The lfa.<» vlitiiry on-r 
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Vol. XLV 



AMIIKKST. MASS. TllliRSIIAY, NOVKMBKK H, 1931 



Number 7 



State College 



Good ELL 
Library 




Thatcher 
Haul 

(Men's Dorinitor<i) 



Corner Stones for New Buildinj^s DEATH TAKES A holiday 



Laid by Howard and Gov. Ely 



(Vr«'ii)oni(>N Hold at TliiiU-ltor Hall 
and (io4*dt'II nitrtir* 



At the double corner stone service 
Saturday morning, Governor Jo.seph 
K. Kly, pre.sident of the board of 
Trastees of the college, laid the 
corner stone of the Goodell Library. 
.Nathaniel I. Bowditch of Framing- 
ham, vice-president of the board of 
trustees, laid the corner stone of the 
Thatcher Hall dormitory. 

President Hugh P. F^arker presided 
at hoth exercises. At Thatcher Hall 
addres.ses were given by Charles P. 
Howard, chairman of the State Com- 
mission «<n Administration and Fi- 
nance, and Dr. Henry Lefavour, 
chairman of the Ma.s.sachusetts Emer- 
gency I'ublic Works Commission, 
formerly president of Simmons Col- 
lege. 

In his address. Mr. Howard reviewed 
the life and death of the former 
president, Roscoe Wilfred Thatcher, 
in whose memory Thatcher Hall is 
named. Doctor Thatcher was of 
national repute having .served in 
iastitutions in Nebraska, Washington. 
Minne.sota, New York, and Massa- 
thu.setts. At all times his interest was 
in the welfare of the students, physi- 
cally as well as mentally. During his 
administration, the phy.sical education 
I'uilding was built and North College 
*^as remodeled and renovated. In 
"losinK, Mr. Howard .stated, "In view i 
of I'rcsident Thatcher's constant inter- 
est in the housing problem, it is 
Partidilarly fitting that this beautiful 
"Pw dormitory should bear his name, 
"s architecture, of the colonial type, 
"* "1 its simplicity, strength, and 
harmony, typical of the well-rounded 



Construction Work Nears 
Completion Rapidly 

Progressing rapidly in spite of fre- 
quently inclement weather, work on 
the four major construction jobs on 
campus is well pa.st the half-way mark. 
While Thatcher Hall is the closest to 
completion of any of the projects, 
cement work on the main steam lines 
is done, the laying of the roof of 
Goodell Library is n«'arly completed, 
and the frame building which is to 
I)ecome the new addition to the in- 
firmary has been moved to its new 
ItK'ation. 

Although the slate roof of Thatcher 
Hall has not as yet l)een laid over the 
present fire-proof roofing, the work 
on the inside of th- building has 
reached a point in readiness for 
plastering. The window and door 
frames have been installed, and are 
being corded. The brick work has 
been waterproofed on the inside, while 
metal lath is being installed. Asbestos 
sheathing is l>eing applied to the 
plumbing fixtures which, with the 
Continued on Page h 



M.S.C. VETERANS 
REMEMBERED ON 
ARMISTICE DA Y 



ROISTER DOISTERS PLAY 



The college dramatic society, the 
Roister Doisters, will have try-outs in 
the Memorial Kuilding on Monday 
evening, November 19, for their winter 
play, to l)e presented late in February. 
The play to be presented this year is 
Deu.'h Takes A Holiday, U.e prcxluction 
from which the motion picture of the 
.same name starring Frederick March 
was made several years ago. 

All .students are eligible for mem- 
bership in the Roister Doisters and as 
the play to be given this winter has 
parts f«>r sixteen, a large attendance 
at the try-outs is expected. 

The members of Roister Doisters 
recently attended a production of 
Kugene O'Neill's Ah Wilderness, with 
(]eorge M. Cohan playing the lead, at 
the Court Stjuare Theater in Spring- 
field. The group is planning another 
theater party this winter and plans to 
bring two lecturers to campus. 

Continued on Page 6 



AMIIKKST IJQrOK VC»TK 

As a result «>f the 1303 votes favor- 
ing and 928 opposed to .sale of light 
wines and iK'er Tuesday, Nov. 6, 
Amherst will continue to furnish 
liquor licenses. 



CAMHL.S CALENI>.\R 



"I hf Siiitf rrioguizeJ thii tolUiif ,i% one of the , 
ureal in^tilulions <,f the State and proposes to | 
Hivr it the farilittf, that iviil *■<■»■/. ;.' r- ■■ ■ ,,„ ' 
tdufalional tHstitulion ." 

— < •(f.ernnr Jt>\r[>i: /i /;./ , 
al the Deitiiation ( rremonn 



h 



On the 17th Armistice Day, Ma.ssa- j 
chu.setts State College will again I 
honor the 1304 State men who saw ' 
service in the Great War. Three- ' 



wrmony of that true fr end of the L- .u r n .u . a . u 

SfHi. (■ n . «. , " ""^ i fourths of all tho.se students who en 

^iHi. (,, liege and of humanitv, Roscoe 



Wilfr ,) Thatcher.' 



Tl 



rolled in the cla.s.ses from 1917 to 192-! 
entered the service of this or other i 
eremony at Goodell Library allied nations. Of these .soldiers 66.5 
M;.r, „ eleven o'clock with the main were alumni and 629 students of the 
''adn -ses by Governor F:iy, Dr. Ken- college. 
^'^n I Hutterfield. president of the 
"•'"* rr„m 1906-1924, and Charles 

^;->ildofthecla.ssofl916. -^ August 1914 marked the initial 

^ lo. rnor Ely spoke to show just participation of the college in the 
^^' '• ■•■ college .stands in relation to World War. As .soon as France de- 
" "I her state institutions- "Tho dared war, Robert K. Chapon, a 



b.. 



r state institutions: "The 

^[ate -cognizes this college as one of 

'^ R' It institutions of the state and 

jwii? ^ to give it the facilities that 

in. ^ '' '^ great as an educational 

I ■'^'t^ ion. To emphasize this feel- 

Continued on Page 3 



War records of the college show that 
the mobilization of the French army 



member of the cla.ss of 1914, left his 
position with a prominent business 
firm in Boston and sailed for France 
to take part in the world struggle. 
Bob was of French ancestry, and re- 
Continued on Page 6 



ThufMilay, November 8 

7Mf) ij.iii. Band rehearsal, Mpiii. BI.)){. 
I 8.(K) p.m. Girl* (il.-e Clul). li..\vk--r .\iid. 
.Saturday. November 10 

l_'.oii III. ( i,nn. \'alUy S-i.iion oi .\:u<-n i: 

Chemical SfKiety. (3oe»dman l.b 
' ''I p.m. Football. Northeastern, here 
'■•> p.m. .Alumni Dinner. Ifotel I erry 
.Monday. November 12 
ll'ili<lay — .\riiii-tiie IJay 
I'.Sr) p.m. New Knulaml Inter. oUesjiate 
I Ooss-Country Mei-t. Bo^iimi 

i ."..iMt p.m. ScH.er: Sicnia B<-t., < 
Alpha Laiiibila Mu <Hii- 
Tuesday, November 1.4 

^ .'i.OO p.m. .S - I ■• . ! , I > \i,, ^., 

Phi Z. 
.■:'.'• p. 1,1. S, . : .ii:;u.jr V-. v-nior- (unU) 

< .IK- 
7 im ;, ni. M, n . Debating. M.-m. Ulilij. 
^oi [, ,,, \i,.„ , fi|,.p <■l„^, M,.m ui,|g 
Wednesday. November 14 

7 1.'. p.m Math. < liib. Math. BiiildinK 
».'•:( p.m. I >rrhc.>ira rehearsal, Bowker .\u<l 
Thuritday, Novemer 15 

11 1)11.1 111 < onvotation, William B Haker 
\I.-nil..-r of Ma»wr|i>i«?tt:* legislature 



TWENTY-SIXTH HORT. SHOW AHRACTS 
11,837 VISITORS TO FLOWER DISPUY 



Student Committee 
Prepares Conference 

Preparations for the sixth annual 
Student Conference, to be held at the 
Massachasetts State College on April 
13, are lieing made by the student 
committee under Chairman (Miarles 
Daniels '3.5, This conference, a pro- 
ject of the colleges of the (Connecti- 
cut Valley, is modeled after the confer- 
ences of the American AsscK-iation for 
the Advancement of Science, and is 
undertaken for the purpose of exchang- 
ing ideas and knowledge of scientific 
value. 

Continued on Page 6 

THREE STEPS TOWARD 
CHARACTER, DISCUSSED 

lt«'v. J. <i. <iiiliey OpeiiN Siiiiduy 
CMiiipei St>rvi«*«>N 



S|x»aking on the subject, "Three 
Sti'ps Toward Fine ('haracter," Itev. 
.James Gordon (Jilkey of the South 
Congregational ('hurch. Springfield. 
ojKJned on Novemln^r .'> this year's 
series of Sunday assemblies. To em- ' 
phasize the qualities of readiness to 
do one's liest for others, persistency in 
the execution of difficult tasks, and j 
the virtue of loving one's enemies. 
Dr. Gilkey drew illustrations from 
the discoveries of the cau^e. control, 
Continued on Page 2 i 



With an attendance of almost a 
thou.san(l m«)re than in 19.33. the 1934 
Horticultural Show created a new 
rw«)rd with a total atttmdance of 
11,837. Women were in greater num- 

I hers than men for only ,')430 men 
attended the show compared with 
63.'>7 women. In spite of the bad 
weather on Sunday, the attendance 
reached its peak on that day when 
.')604 pe4)ple visited the Physical 
Kducation Building. 

I Silver ami bronze medals were 
awarded to Kmil J. Tramposch. stud- 

1 ent chairman, and Kaymcmd K. 
Kvans, res|M'ctively. 'I'hese medals 
were awarded by Stumpp & Walter 
('ompany «»f New York, to the two 

'students who did the most to make 
the show a success. 

William V. Schlaefer won the sweep- 
stakes prize for winning the greatest 
numlu'r of points. Th«' award ft)r the 
most original di.splay went to Wihry 
and Steadman. The apple gu(>ssing 
contest was won by John O'C'onner, 
H<»lyoke, whose gue.ss of 1349 most 
closely approximated the 1347 apples 
in the barrel. 

(Al the request of the editor, Paul F. 

Frr.se '28, secretary of the Xfitssaihusetta 

Horticultural Society, has written the 

following review of the recent stutvssful 

horticultural show. Editor's note.) 

The Horticultural .Show of the .State 
(;ollt!ge, staged in the <;ag(' of the 
Physical Kducation Building on Nov. 

2 t«> 4, showed a degree tif p($rfection 
that is prai.seworthy. The rei'tangular 
fornutl guni^'n design wa** nuptrior, by 

Continued on Page 4 



The Roving Reporter 



IM» YOr KKIJKVK THAT ACWDK-MK^ CKKIH TS SIMM LI) ||K 
CiKA\TKI> FOK KXTKA.C I KKICI LAK .K'TIVITIKS, SI (If 
AS JOI KNALIS.M. (iLKK C'LIK. l>Klt.\TIN(i, OK ll.iM»? 

\*'H '.i No ({ YeH tiiifl No - I 



Prof. Cliarh'N P. Alexnnder Kntoinoloilr 

Yes. While I have not given much thought to the question, I 
am in favor of granting credit. 

Pr»»f. .\ Viiiceiii O.miinii llotanv 

No. I think that students should engage in extra-curricular 
activities for the benefits they receive, and for the contributions they 
make to the college. I do not believe it is nece.s.<wiry to give credits. 

Prcd. ChiirleM F. Fniker .Mmlerii Ltiiii^naa«>M 

Yes and No. The granting of credits dep«;nds on the circumstances. 
While I believe that credit could la- granted to musical and certain 
other activities, in general, extra-curricular activities are extra-curricular 
activities. However, credit can Im> granted to some worthwhile activi- 
ties which are well organized. 

ProL .MiirNliali O. Laiiphear AMNiMtiinl l>eaii 

No. There is already tcjo much emphasis on credit. Students 
should enter an activity for the enjoyment they get out of it. The 
credit .side of college like the money side of life is overemphasized. 

Pr€»f. J. 11. FniiMKen l>niry liiduNlr.v 

Yes. Provided certain standards are adhered to, and with the 
understanding that any work is to be faithfully and cons<-ientiously 
done. I believe that, under such conditions, a student receives fully 
as much benefit from extra-curricular activities as from course work. 

CoL Cliarle*^ .\. Koineyn .Military Scieiite and Tarlic... 

No. 

Prof. Marry N. <ilifk P«ytliolo4y 

Yes. I believe credit should be grant€'d, prf)vid.'d such activities 
are under the supervi.sion of a faculty memln^r. 

Prof. F. Prentice l<aii<i Kiiiili^li 

No. I am opposed to granting credit for extra-curricular activi- 
ties. 

Prof, Herbert K. Warfel Zooloity 

Nm Musir jirnl dramatics which are handled as courses should be 
recognized, but as for managerships, newspaper work, student council 
jobs never ! 

Prof. Joseph S. C'liaiiiberlHin Chemintrv 

No. Some of the activities are all right, but if you began to grant 
credit, you would have to include all extra-curricular activities, and 
that could not be done. 



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Official newspaper of the MasMchusetti State College 
Published every Thursday by the students. 



DAVID ARENKERG 



BOARD OF EDITORS 

THEODORE M. LEARY. Editor-in-Chief 
Managing Editor FREDERICK ANDREWS. Associate Editor 



CAMPUS DEPARTMENT 



News 
ELIZABETH HARRINGTON '35 
ANNE HERNSTKIN '35 
FLORENCE SAULMHR 36 
GERTRUDE VICKERY 36 
MAJIGUERITE LEDUC '36 
LOUIS A. BBEALLT. Jr '37 
DONALD DONNELLY '36 
BYRON JOHNSON 37 



Athletic* 

JACK W. FOSTER '36 
CHARLES ESHBACH '37 
WALTER GURALNICK '37 



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Faculty Ad v iter 

MAXWELL GOLDBERG 



Financial Advlxor 
LAWRENCE S. DICKINSOF 



BOARD OF MANAGERS 

GFORGE R. PEASE '3o, Business Manager 
GEORGE H. ALLEN '36. Advertising Mgr. ^ NELSON P. STE% ENS "SS. C.rculation Mgr. 

ue-UKoc n. ni^L^i- Business Assistants ,„ ^„ ,^, 

ROBERT LOGAN 36 DAVID TAYLOR 36 

RICHARD THOMPSON '36 ^ 

TELEPHONE 824.W 



Truth is beauty . . . 

Original sentences handed in by one 
English class led the instructor to ask 
that the future sentences be "intelli- 
gent as well as grammatically correct." 
One of the resulting sentences received: 

"He is a married man; besides, I 
don't like his attitude." 



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Know thyself . . . 

A sophomore was asking another 
he might borrow his fountain pen. 

"Are you left-handed or right- 
handed?" he was asked. 

"I'm anything!" he decided finally. 
Gimme that pen!" 



Campus politicans, note . . . 

Governor Ely HiuokeH CamelH. 
From the rel^ular pHcknjle, too. 



Contri.ti.li.tion« to HJh Excellency. JnincH M. C.irley, the new Governor 

of MiiMwichtiNcttK, and the new prrNident of the Board of 

TrtiKtecH of MaxwichiiwItH Slate Colleile. 



CDITCI^IAL 

A MEMORABLE SATl RI>AY - NOVEMBER 3. 1934 

November 3, 1934 will go down in the history of this College as one of its 
most proud and most memorable days. Last Saturday, in every sense of the 
words was "Massachusetts State's Day!" From the moment the golden sun 
rose over the Holyoke hills, until it cast its final beam from the western hori- 
zon events occurred at this institution, in which every student, alumnus, and 
faculty member, should find deep satisfaction. The impressive comer-stone 
exercises at Goodell Library and at Thatcher Dormitory; the marvelous, 
record-breaking Horticultural Show; the sensational football victory over 
Amherst; and last, but not least, the unprecedented defeat of the Amherst 
cross-country team; all combined to establish last Saturday as a most memo- 
rable day in the annals of Massachusetts State College history. 



Soup . . . 

There is some speculation as to why 

the road on the east side of campus 

has been converted into a rice field, 

1 if that is what the grounds department 

plans to sow there. 

Sidelights on the dances . . . 

After one young man had been 
dancing with his chosen one for about 
half an hour, she asked if he would 
take her home. He did, and an hour 
later he found her at another house, 
and she wasn't alone, either. 



BoNton Alumni Club 

The Boston Alumoi Club will hold 
a football smoker at Hopkins, Inc., 
221-225 Washington St., Boston on 
Friday evening, November 23 at 6.30 
o'clock. There will be good speakers 
including Curry Hicks, Pop Houston, 
director of physical education at 
Tufts, Bill Doran, Mel Taube, Lou 
Bush, Hubba Collins. There will be 
plenty of good entertainment, and 
plenty of good food. The price is $1.00. 
Undergraduates as well as Alumni are 
cordially invited. 

Social Union Prf>^rain 

Friday, Dec. 7, 7 p.m., Bay State 
Revue. 

Sunday, Jan. 6, 3 p.m., Paulo 
Gruppe Trio. 

Friday, Jan. 18, 7 p.m.. Varsity 
Club Male Quartette. 

Friday, Feb. 8, 7 p.m., John Mul- 
holland, magician. 

Friday, March 15, 7 p.m.. College 
Musical Clubs. 

Wednesday, March 27, 7 p.m., 
Cornelia Otis Skinner. 

ArmiHtice Day 

Since Armistice Day happens to fall 
on Sunday this year, there will be no 
Sunday assembly on the 11th. 

Convocation 

William B. Baker, a member of the 
Massachusetts state legislature will 
address Convocation on November 15. 




Smith Coll. irg 
Northampton, Ma-s. 
Nov. 3, 19:i 
Massachusetts Collegian 
Mass. State College 
Amherst, Mass. 

To the Editor: 

When the alma mater was plHycd 
at the game today, I was quite im- 
pressed by the lack of respect dis- 
played in the attitudes of several 
students. I had always believed it 
customary for men to remove their 
hats at such a time. I grant that it is 
possible and easy for a person to 
forget it for a moment — - though not 
through the whole song — but I stt 
no excuse for replacing a hat or oser- 
looking a reminder. Even farmers 
usually know better. 

Jeanne A. Lambert 



M.S.C. 1« — Amhcrwt 9 

That this College has a fighting football eleven was most convincingly evi- 
dent in the spectacular brand of football presented by our Maroon and White 
team, in downing a highly-touted opponent, Amherst, on Alumni Field last 
Saturday, 16-9. Up to the Amherst game, the record of the State eleven had 
been mediocre, victories over Connecticut State and Worcester Tech; de- 
feated by Williams and Rhode Island State, and a scoreless tie with Bowdoin. 
The team, hard-hit by a series of injuries to regulars, had plodded through the 
first five games playing mediocre football. Every player was trying hard, but 
the cooperation so necessary for a smooth, powerful offense, was not evident. 
Things looked quite gloomy for the Maroon and White as the Amherst game 
drew near. Amherst, after an expected defeat from Princeton, had beaten 
decisively all of its opponents, and looked to the Massachusetts State game 
as another setup. Press reports gave the information that the Amherst coach 
was doing his best to keep down over-confidence on the part of his players. 
At this College, all was quiet from the football camp. The coaching staff 
quietly prepared for the coming struggle. The coach injected into his players, 
a spirit of confidence and enthusiasm, he worked hard on new combinations 
to strengthen a ragged running attack, and he and his players waited, and 
said nothing. But from the moment of the first kickoff, Massachusetts State's 
eleven, fighting hard and fast, held the upper hand, over their much-bewildered 
opponents. Under the capable direction of Jack Sturtevant, the Maroon and 
White offense, which in former games had displayed but a semblance of power, 
turned into a veritable powerhouse of ground gainers, headed by the brilliant 
Koenig. John Stewart, who had been the stand-out player all year, again 
was the most dangerous man on the field with his wonderful kicking, passing 
and running attack. The line, headed by the scrappy captain, Paul Schaffner, 
played the Amherst players literally into the dirt, and the hard line play 
reached a climax, when Dave Rossiter, State center, smashed his way into 
the Sabrina backfield to block a kick, and to recover the ball to pave the way 
for a State touchdown. Yes, indeed. It was a great football game, between 
two fighting football elevens. But it was Massachusetts State Day. Con- 
gratulations to a fighting team and to a hard-working coaching staff. 

The Corner Stone Exercis*'** 

On last Saturday, two most important steps were made in the progress of 
the physical equipment of this institution. After a quest of thirty-two years 
this College now has a modem, and adequate library Goodell Library. 
Massachusetts State also now has a large men's dormitory, Thatcher Hall, 
which should do much to increase the educational situation at the College. 
Massachusetts State is not a static institution. It is fortunate enough to be 
headed by the aggressive, energetic, Hugh P. Baker, who in his brief sojourn 
as president, has accomplished many progressive achievements, the most 
outstanding being his successful demands from Federal money for the con- 
struction of the two new buildings. However, President Baker is not satisfied, 
he is making a stronger effort than ever before to obtain additional funds 
with which to increase both the physical equipment and the instructional staff 
of our College. The College has progressed remarkably under the reign of 
President Baker. It has established itself more firmly as an educational 
institution. We believe the progress will continue in the future. 



Asleep in the deep ... 

Who were the two fellows asleep in 
the gutter under a pile of newspapers? 

Death, where i*» thy Htind? 

Even the textbooks used here prove 
we can be individuals in behavious 
after death. After making a "study 
of the insect fauna of human bodies 
that had been interred from different 
periods of time," one entomologist 
concluded that conditions were very 
complicated and that no two hit lories 
could be considered exactly alike. Com- 
forting, eh, what!! 



They didn't have that caveman 

look . • • 

Some of the more sophisticated 
upperclassmen casually rallied round 
after the rally Friday evening but 
apparently showed too little enthusi- 
asm to suit the red-blooded frosh. The 
frosh demanded a State song. The 
victims could not sing one, and just 
as they were about to meet a watery 
death, some of their fraternity pledges 
saved them. 



WHAT A DIPLOMAT 

or Six Reasons for Murder 
A Melodrama 

A senior made a date with a co-ed 
'or the Amherst week-end. His plans 
were made, his heart was set, and 
then the creature called up two days 
before the big event and explained 
that she had already made a date with 
another gentleman but had temporari- 
ly forgotten about it. 



Eaille ScoutH 

All college men who are eagle 
scouts are invited to attend an organi- 
zation meeting, Thursday evening, 
November 8 in Room 10 of the Phys. 
Ed. Building. Albert D. Norton, local 
scout executive and Director Sievers 
of the graduate school will be guests. 
The meeting will be short. 

Dean Machnier 

Dean William L. Machmer will 
represent the college at the memorial 
services that will be held for Dr. 
Speer at the Mt. Hermon School, 
November 11. 

Chemical So«-iety 

The Connecticut Valley section of 
the American Chemical Society will 
meet Saturday afternoon in Goess- 
mann Laboratory. Dr. Paul Serex, 
assistant professor of chemistry, and 
Dr. Richard W. Fessenden, assistant 
professor of inorganic chemistry, com- 
pose the arrangement committee. Dr. 
J. E. Cavelti, professor of chemistry 
at Wesleyan University, is president 
of the section. The speaker will be 
Prof. Ixjuis P. Hammett of Columbia. 
The meeting will be concluded with a 
dinner at Draper Hall at 6 o'clock. 



AS WE SEE IT 

Amherst and the Aggies 

Were playing on the field. 

And Amherst's manly laddies 

Before the Statesmen yield'd. 

The Willy's a song did sing— 

"The Farmer in the Dell," 

But Aggie strength her stuff did fling. 

The farmers gave them hell. 



Military Ball 

The following senior men were 
elected to the Military Ball commit- 
tee: Albert F. Burgess, Jr., chairman, 
Curtis M. Clark, Frederick L. Cor- 
coran, William R. Muller, Benjamin 
J. Wihry. 

The date of the Military Ball, to be 
held this semester, has not been 
decided. 

Math Club 

There will be a meeting of the 
Mathematics Seminar on Wednesday, 
Nov. 14 in the Mathematics building. 



Deans Board's coming . . . 

A senior <*tood on a railroad track 

The train Max cominft faMt. 
The train jiot off the railroad track 

To let the Mcnior puHt*. 



Swimininil ^lanai^er 

Sophomore and junior candidates 
for assistant manager of the 1935 
swimming team should report in the 
swimming pool to Louis Winokur at 
five any night next week. 



CONSTRICTION WORK NEAKS 
COMPLETION RAPIDLY 

Continued from Page 1 
electrical work, is practically com- 
pleted. Although no partitions have 
been erected as yet, work is partially 
finished on the fireplace in the main 
lounge. There is, however, some con- 
crete yet to be poured, for the stairs 
and the basement are still in an un- 
finished condition. On the outside of 
the building, the metal gutters are 
partially on, while the sidewalks have 
been poiu-ed on three sides of the 
dormitory. 

While the cement work is finished 
on the main steam tunnel, the pipe 
has been covered and tested only as 
far as Draper Hall. The pipe in the 
remainder of the tunnel is complete 
except for a few remaining fittings. 
The tunnel which extends to the new 
library is completed within 150 feet 
of its total length. Most of the pipe 
is in but is either unwelded, or lacks 
the necessary fittings. The line from 
the dormitory is done as far as East 
Experiment Station, while work is 
advancing as rapidly as the weather 
will permit on the connecting link 
between the Exjjeriment Station and 
Goessman Laboratory. Some diffi- 
culty is being experienced by the con- 
struction crew due to seepage water 
in the excavation. It is estimated the 
i entire project is now eighty per cent 
I completed. 

I Work on Goodell Library has pro- 
gressed more slowly due to nece.<«sity 
to take more care with the details of 
construction. Provi.sion must be made 
for the installation of the five-story 
book stack which will be put in place 
at a later time. However, the gutters 
have been laid, the window .sashes 
installed, and the greater part of the 
plumbing and lighting finished. The 
brick work is completed but all the 
floors have not been laid. The north 
wing is less advanced than the south 
wing. 

The old Horticultural Barn is now 
almost entirely moved to its new 
location beside the infirmary. Half of 
the new addition to the present in- 
firmary is on the foundation while the 
other half is in a position from which 
it can be readily moved on to it> "*''* 
base. 



"THREE STEPS TOM'ARD 

CHARACTER- DISCI SSED 

Continued from Page 1 
and care of yellow fever. 

Rev. Gilkey differs from the pre- 
vailing opinion that people are no 



Horticultural Show 

Everyone associated with this College can be well proud of the work of - j- • ^ ^ 

the students and faculty members, responsible for the recent, splendid Horti- '""f «^'^^^\*^^;°;\' J/;J"„f 7^ 

cultural Show. We believe that a show of its type plays a great part in ad- and hat college ^tu^ente ot tcKlay 

Zu.er Ki^han: and .„ .he .„er.e.ic and popuUr faculty cha,™.„, -jf^^„— --- T^^'ZC 
Clark P. Thayer. 



students of today. 

Dean William L. Machmer intro- 
duced Rev. Gilkey who is well-known 
to most of the State students, for he 
has been the speaker at the opening 
Sunday Chapel for many years. 

In addition to his being a graduate 
of Harvard in the class of 1912 and a 
student in the Universities of Berlin 
and Marbury, Rev. Gilkey has been 
associated with the South Congre- 
gational Church since 1917, is director 
of an elaborate program of institu- 
tional church work, college preacher, 
and author of several literary works, 
among which are A Faith in the New 
Generation, Solving Life's Everyday 
Problems, and Meeting the Challenge 
of Modern Doubt. 



CO-ED NOTES 

Rifle firing for women stuHents. 
freshmen included last Thursd^ y m 
the rifle gallery. Every aftemo..n. the 
gallery is open to all interestef! stud- 
ents. No experience in firing i^ r-.i'ces- 
sary, and a member of last yeaf' 
team will be present to coa-.h the 
newcomers. The hours are froi^i 1 t*' 
5 p.m. every day except Thi;''sfl*^ 
and Saturdays; on Thursda > t"^ 
gallery is open from 2 to 5 p. m 

The women's rifle team »^'' 
chosen from the best shooter-, an 
rifle pins will be awarded t" thos^ 
students obtaining the highe: t fi""^ 
average. 

Intersorority matches will ta '^ 
after Thanksgiving, and matcb« 
other colleges will be hel'l 
Christmas. 



plac* 
with 
after 



STATE UPSETS AMHERST, 16-9 




Jeff Team Crumples Before Indomitable Maroon Squad; Third 
Taube Victory Gained By Aerial Attack; State Scores Early 



Husky Grid Team 
Unbeaten So Far 



Stale MeetH NortlieaNtern for FirHt 
Time Saturday 



END OF AMHERST RACE 
Gillette, Bishop, Stepat. Murray, Proctor 



UNDEFEATED HARRIER TEAM 
ENTERS NEW ENGLANDS MONDAY 



Twelve Coll<^eM Enter for 
ArmiHtice Day Run 



With an undefeated season behind 
them, the Massachusetts State College 
iros.H-country team goes to Boston 
this coming Monday to compete in 
the New F]ngland Intercollegiate 
iros.s country meet. The seven men 
who will represent State are Captain 
.Stepat, Bob Murray, Ray Proctor, 
(lordon Bishop, Bill Gillette, Bryant, 
und Sampson. 

This year Coach Derby has hopes 
of seeing his charges round out a 
hiinner year by making a better 
.showing, than ever before, in this 
meet which brings together the best 
tross-country talent from all corners 
of New England. Twelve teams, in 
all, will attempt to carry off the honors 
for their alma maters. From Maine, 
Hates, Colby, Bowdoin. and the Uni- 
versity of Maine will represent the 
State. Rhode Island State College 
will be down from Kingston, and the 
University of New Hampshire har- 
riers, the winners of last year's meet, 
will attempt to defend their title. 
Connecticut State College will also 
have its representative team at the 
meet. The rest of the teams, M.I.T., 
Northeastern, Springfield, Tufts, and 
.Mass. State are all from Massachu- 
setts. 

Murray, Stepat, and Proctor ought 
to make a good showing for the 
•Maroon and White. Stepat, however 
ha,s Im^ n bothered by a bad leg, and 
"nles.M the ailment is healed by Mon- 
•^'i.v. the State captain may be hin- 
dered in the race. In the event that 
Murray and Proctor are both up to 
top form, the Statesmen's score may 
t* boosted considerably. 

The University of Maine team will 
fn'er the meet favored to win. The 
Maine outfit has been undefeated this 
*a»on, and in the course of its meets, 
has di feated a strong team from the 
l^mv.raity of New Hampshire. The 
'^'ack twins, and Hunnewell, fresh- 
'"an \v inner last year, are the Maine 
dt^P»n<iable8. All three of these run- 
"fra have shown themselves to be far 
^tter than average. 

Cliff Veysey of Colby, however, 
*ill In the individual on whom all 
f>«« will be turned on Monday. The 
'ad fr<,:n Maine is by far the outstand- 
"K fn.in in the contest, having been 
•"idef, ited all season, and numbering 
amont t his triumphs, a victory over 
'he Lni\ ersity of Maine mnners. 

'" "u- nine times, since 1922, in 

^■^ch iiij, Derbymen have entered the 

I^M, iventh has been the best that 

y I ' (■ been able to place, and only 

'*'t* t 1926 and 1927, have they 

, J^"f • . In 1922 and again in 1923, 

* M ' r .on and White runners finished 

I J^ I the total scopng, and also in 

J^- uity ended up in the same I 

I **""" In 1927 the Statesmen had 1 



CROSS COUNTRY SQUAD 
MAKES PERFECT SCORE 

Five StateMinen FiiiiNh Hand in 
Hand 

With five men crossing the line to- 
gether to chalk up a perfect score. 
State's harriers thoroughly trounced 
Amherst's cross-country squad, 15-48, 
last Saturday, and completed an un- 
defeated season. Stepat, Murray, 
Proctor, Bishop, and Gillette easily 
placed in a quintuple tie for first 
honors. 

In finishing their run before the 
half of the Amherst football game, 
the Statesmen were never greatly 
pressed. Twichell was the first Am- 
herst man to finish, coming in in 
sixth place, when he beat out Bryant 
of State. Sampson, a newcomer to 
State cross-country ranks, who until 
Saturday was a member of the junior 
varsity, finished in eighth place, to 
complete the State scoring. Captain 
Minnick of Amherst, who followed, 
was the second Jeff'man to cross the 
line. 

State was last represented by an 
undefeated cross-country team in 1926, 
and in that year, the Derbymen also 
made a perfect score against Amherst. 
In this year's undefeated season, the 
Statesmen have shown definite su- 
periority over every rival. In three 
meets, Stepat, Murray, and Proctor, 
the mainstays of the team, finished 
hand-in-hand far ahead of any rivals. 
In another meet, Murray was the 
individual winner, and in the final 
meet of the season, last Saturday, the 
State boys had five men across the 
line before a single Amherst man 
finished. 



to be contented with eleventh, and in 
1928 they did somewhat better, being 
ninth. The Derbymen didn't enter 
the meet again until 1931, and in that 
year only four men finished, giving 
the team no point standing. I,.ast year 
eighth place was the best the State 
runners could get. 

In previous years the State teams 
have been hindered by the five-mile 
length of the Franklin Park course. 
This year, however, the course has 
been shortened to four miles, and on 
the shorter route, the Derbymen 
should do much better than ever be- 
fore. Another factor which will aid 
the State harriers, is that they have 
competed on the same course once 
before this year, in the meet against 
Northeastern. 

The State group will leave for 
Boston Sunday afternoon, arriving in 
time to walk over the Park course, 
and become acquainted with the 
obstacles which will face them on the 
following day. 



State's gridiron men, rejuvenated 
after their smashing triumph over the 
Sabrina eleven last Saturday, now 
look forward to what promises to be a 
stiff" tussle with the Northeastern 
University outfit on Alumni Field 
next Saturday. Inasmuch as this is 
only N«)rtheast<»rn'a second year of 
varsity football, this will be the first 
gridiron meeting between the two 
colleges. The Husky outfit, unde- 
feated to date with six games played, 
will be no means be a walkover for 
the Maroon and White as might l>e 
expected after the showing the latter 
made against the Jeffs. Furthermore, 
the performance of the Red and White 
in each of these games indicates that 
their activities are no mere flashes in 
the pan. 

Coach Al McCoy's charges opened 
the season with an impressive victory 
27 to 6, over the American Inter- 
national College. The following week 
they were set back by an unexpected 
13-all tie at the hands of a small 
Alfred College team. 

The next week the Huskies rose to 
great heights in beating (3olby College 
13 to 6. The game was hard fought 
throughout and only after C:«lhy had 
tied it up at 6 all by a long pass in the 
last quarter, did the Huskiea cash in 
on their fine play. 

Khode iNland lAtut'H ((-0 
The Boston team again played 
Class A football the w(>ek after 
against Rhode Island State, winning 
6 to 0. When it is taken into account 
that this same Rhode Lsland outfit 
beat Mass. State 7 to 0, the North- 
eastern team cannot be dismissed as 
trifling. Superb punting by Hart, 
Husky fullback, wuh evident through- 
out. 

In the last two games, the Mct'oy 
coached eleven simply ran rings around 
their opponents with counts of 26-0 
and 31-6 against I^well Textile and 
Arnold respectively. It is a point 
worthy of mention that the Red and 
Black has scored first in every varsity 
game since the inauguration of the 
sport at N.U. two years ago. The 
Husky outfit has shown notable weak- 
ness in their pass defense which, in- 
asmuch as State's oA'cnse is almost 
wholly passing, points with favor to 
the Statesmen. On the other hand, 
the former has done exceptionally well 
in their own passing game and has 
proven more formidable in thia respect 
than has State. 

Two Cnpahlp I'awterH 

In Ray Pelletier and Stew May- 
berry, Coach McCoy has two of the 
best pass-flingers in the small college 
class. The feature of the games to 
date has been the work of Pelletier 
and Jay Hart, sophomore backs. The 
work of these two has forced McCoy 
to keep two veterans on the bench as 
reserves. Captain Dick Mitchell and 
Bill Benjamin have starred on the 
defense in protecting their respective 
positions at the ends of the line. 



BRIGGSMEN NOSED OUT 
BY LAST MINUTE GOAL 



CORNERSTONES FOR 

NEW Bl ILDINCiS LAID 

Continued from Page 1 
ing of the Commonwealth, to express 
the appreciation of the Commonwealth, 
and her people for the sort of education 
that is being given here, I am here 
today. Education only reaching a 
certain point is dangerous, but educa- 
tion pursued as it should be to the 
fuller knowledge and understanding of 
the relations of men to each other is 
the salvation of our civilization, and 
it is to the perpetuation of the idea 
that this corner stone has been laid 
firmly and solidly and constructively 
today." 



For the second time in two years, 
the Amherst hooters barely gained a 
scanty one-point win from the Briggs- 
men last Thursday afternoon in an 
evenly matched and hard fought 
game. Playing equal, if not superior 
ball, the Maroon and White squad 
remained tied l-l with an undefeaU'd 
Jeff" combine through the largest part 
of the game, only to have a goal by 
Walbridge come through with hut two 
minutes to play. 

Outstanding during the game was 
the wretched condition of the field 
that prevented any consistently good 
ball by either side. A rain in the 
morning had turned the lower east 
end of the pitch into a sea of mud that 
offered footing neither for running nor 
kicking. As the sun and a strong wind 
were alst) in this direction, the team 
defending this goal was at a decided 
disadvantage, and all goals were made 
there. 

State first to score, converted early 
in the first quarter when Kennedy, 
outside right, received a long paas 
from the center and drove it cleanly 
into the net from thirty yards with no 
interference from anyone. The Hriggs- 
men continued their attack through- 
out the period but the tables were 
turned with the next quarter. 

Amherst took the offensive and the 
Statesmen were unable to hoot the 
hall up the muddy field. However, 
the State defense was able to dispose 
of a string of six corner kicks, the 
JofTs usual scoring point, without any 
casualties and seemed well able to 
maintain their one point lead. Neil- 
son, leading scorer for Amherst, how- 
ever, got his chance to drive one in 
during a muddle in front of the goal. 
The sum must have gone behind a 
cloud when the H«?cond half Iwgan, for 
although .State, led by David.son's 
clever dribbling, frequently broke 
through the Marshmen's defense, the 
goalie was able to recover all shots and 
the Mar<Min and White retired 8t;ore- 
less. 

Amherst, even with the west end of 
the field to defend, was hard presH(>d 
at times during the last quarter and 
it apix^ared that overtime would l>e 
necessary. In the last minute of play, 
Walbridge, right inside, found the net 
for the final score. 

State's defense, both full and half- 
backs functioned smoothly with 
Blackburn and CJeorge judging the 
play to break up any dangerous pass- 
ing. Amherst's stars were Alier- 
crombie and Ward, halfbacks, and 
Neilson and Mahoney in the forward 
line. 

State Awaits Wesleyan 
Wtjsleyan, .State's final opponent in 
soccer, will prtisent an unusually 
strong outfit when it comes to Am- 
herst a week from Saturday. .So far 
they have only been defeated once, 
by Amherst 2-1, and tied last week 
3-3 with Trinity. All the other games 
have lieen won by large margins. 
Conn. State 6-1, Worcester Tech 2-0, 
and Clark .5-1. 



LORD JEFF BOWS TO 
COUNTRY GENTLEMEN 



At Goodell Library, Former Presi- 
dent Butterfield, spoke of the efforts 
of Dr. Henry H. Go<idell, both as 
librarian and president of the college, 
to build a library of which the college 
is justly proud. "For fourteen years 
he was the librarian of the college and 
its leading spirit for a longer period. 
It was his belief that the library was 
the pivot on which the college turns, 
and should Ix; the very center of 
college life. Not only is it a place for 
required reading and assigned work, 
but it is a part of the campus for 
recreational relaxation. The atmos- 
phere should be one in which the 
students are able to concentrate easily 
thus making the tasks interesting and 
appealing." 



Playing an inspired game of foot- 
ball, the Maro(»n and White gridmen 
overran an Amherst outfit, 16 to 9, 
to score a smashing victory over their 
town rivals. The Taul)emen up.Het all 
the pre-game dope by throwing Am- 
herst back on their htH'ls and exhibit- 
ing an offease that liad the Ix)rd Jeffs 
completely bewildered. This game, 
marking the 39th annual conflict be- 
tween the town rivals, found the 
StaU^smen showing their su|H>riority 
in all departments, with Jack Km«nig 
standing «)ut in the running gume and 
Johnny Stewart turning in his usual 
excellent kicking and passing. 

State was the first to score, counting 
in the first peritxl. Koenig. taking the 
ball on the 29-yard line. rac«Hl around 
the end continuing 20 yards Iw-fore he 
was finally pulled down. Two tries at 
the line resulted in no gain and Johnny 
Stewart dropiM'd back to pass. But 
the pass was t«M> high for Sturtevant 
to get and fell untouchcHi. Tlu-n .State 
took advantag*' of their first oppor- 
tunity to score. With Boh I'eckham 
holding the ball, IVU' Nietupski 
place-kicked a field goal and State 
went into a three jxiint l««ad. 

JeflN l>ii|»iieale Fiehl Goal 
Shortly afUsr the start of the se<!ond 
st'ssion the JefTmen evened the count 
when I'agnotta counted a field goal. 
Following the kick off and an exchange 
of punts, Amherst put on their one 
successful march for a score. A lat(>ral 
pass from Pagnotta to Pattengill re- 
sulted in a twenty-yard advance. On 
the next play, Kehoe started off around 
right end and, with perfect interfer- 
ence, continued across the goal line. 
I'agnotta's try f.)r jxjint after toucrh- 
down went wide of the mark and the 
JefTmen had a six-p«iint advantage. 

But that was the signal for the un 
covering of the Maroon and White 
pa.Hsing attack. Two long passes fri)m 
Stewart to Davis meant 47 yards and 
a score. Bill Mulhall easily made g(,od 
the extra point. After that Amherst 
met with no success. The Taulx-men 
showed a brand of defense that has 
b<'t'n lacking in other games this year 
and their hard-hitting offense kept 
Amherst on the defensive. 

Stale Piles Ip |^.,mI 
I^te in the third [>eri(Mi, Djive 
Rossiter broke through the line and 
broke up an Amherst attempt for 
another field goal and recovertHi the 
hall on the ,38-yard marker. Stewart 
punched out a couple of yards and the 
JefTmen were assess<;d l.'i yards giving 
the Statesmen a first down on the 
43 yard stripe. K«.enig made two 
yards through tackle. Stewart then 
faded back and heaved a beautiful 
aerial that fell into the waiting hiinds 
of Terry Adams on the six-yard line. 
Amherst was penalized five yards 
and the ball w»is advanced to the one- 
yard line and Sturtevant carried it 
over on the next play. Mulhall's 
atUimpt at point afU-r touchdown was 
blcx;ked. 

The rt!st of the gam<! was charac- 
terized by desperate Amherst attempts 
to store, with .Snowball d«»ing most of 
the ball carrying. The JefTmen were 
successful in re«;ling off" aulwlantial 
gains at times but as soon as they 
advanced into .State territory, the 
Tauljemen put up a defense that 
netted them the ball. Substitute after 
substitute was rushed into the game 
by Amherst in a vain endeavor to get 
a scoring combination. 

Play by Piny Areoiint 
Amherst kick(>d off to open the 
game and Stewart took the kick ad- 
vancing to the 28-yard marker In^fore 
he was downed. Koenig, whos«' play- 
ing was nothing short of sensational, 
t(K)k the pigskin on the next play and 
reeled off" twenty yards for a first 
down. A Stewart pass intended for 
Adams was unsuccessful. Stewart 
made no gain on the next play but 
Continued on Page 5 



THE MASSACHUSETTS COLLEGIAN, THUBSPAY. NOVBMBEB M. I»S4 



Patterson Players Organize 

Dramatic Program For Year 



{In a fiititrt' issue of the Culh-niun 
a miniature symposium will appear 
discussing the spirit of comedy and 
farce in general, and the different 
dominant types of the ludicrous with 
which eaih of the three playlets deals. 
Editor's note) 

At tlu' first mcttinK of the year on 
October :U, the PatU-rson I'layers, 
an amateur coUeK*' phiy Kroup, elected 
new offui'rs and outlined a program 
for the coming year. 

The activities of the Patterson 
I'layers can Ik' claswd in three ways. 
There will he a puhlic jM>rformance to 
which the puhlic will he invited and a 
small admission will Ik* charged. For 
the pn-sent the pcTformance will con- 
Hi.st of one act plays and the hojx' is 
to presj'nt a finish«'d performance hy 
players who have advanced heyond 
the novici' stage. There will he a 
semi-pul)lic performance' to l)e pre- 
sented to the memhers of the I'atter- 
son Players and their invited guests. 
This will give the meml>er8 an oppor- 
tunity to try their hands at acting, 
ca.sting and directing plays, and will 
also afford an opportunity for all who 
wish to participate to do so. There 
will also Ih' .social evenings in which 
plays will he read and lectures on the 
theater and plays will »>e given. 

The following officers were elected: 
President, Prof. Ciuy (llatfelder; Di- 
rector, Dr. Maxwell (loldherg; St^cre- 
tary-Treasurer, Mrs. Krnest Hadcliffe. 
Membership a year ago was forty-five 
hut the interest shown in the organiza- 
tion at present indicates that mem- 
bership will go lu'yond last year's 
figure. 

'I'he program for the public to be 
given on December 14 was decided 
upon and will con.sist of three "mirth- 
ful one-act plays, each one, however, 
of a distinct variety." 

The Pattenson Players was organ- 
ized two years ago and operated at 
first without a name. In the mean- 
time Professor Patterson, who was a 
"moving light" in organizing it, died 




BAND PRAaiCES 
FOR TUFTS TRIP 

Following its appt^arance at both 
the Worcester Tech and Amherst 
games, the State (College band, now 
definitely organized with an active 
memlK-rsbip of ap|)roximately 25 stud- 
ents, will he represented at two more 
games during the season. The North- 
eastern game here this Saturday and 
the customary trip to Tufts with the 
football team on November 24 will 
pn)vide the opportunities. 

Proceeding under the direction of 
Mr. John Reddy. a former member of 
Sousa's and Pry()r's hands, the State 
musicians intend to double their 
numlM'rs for these final dates. 

Two indoor appearances are being 

planned by Manager Samuel Snow '^f) 

at Insignia Convocation on Dec. 13, 

and a concert program sometime in 

January. 



President and Mrs. Maker enter- 
tained at tea Sunday afternoon, Oct. 
28. from 4.30 to 6.30 o'clock, in their 
home. The housemothers of the 
various sorority houses were hostesses: 
Mrs. Fawcett from Alpha Lambda 
Mu, Mrs. Broughton from Sigma Beta 
Chi, Mrs. Woodbury from Phi Zeta, 
and Mrs. Damon from Lambda Delta 
Mu. (Juests were representatives from 
every girl's organization on campus. 



THF MASS.ICIII'SETTS COLLECIIAN. Till RSDAY. NOVKMKKK H, 1931 



IIORT SHOW A'rrKACTS 

A'rrENI>ANCK OF 11,M37 

Continued from Page 1 
far, to the arrangement of last year. 
Exhibits were grouped and placed so 
that they could be seen at very good 
advantage. 

The central aisle with its huge 
terminal pylon was an impressive 
feature. This pylon, which was de- 
signed hy James Robertson, instructor 
in landscape architecture at the college, 
was cleverly executed in heavy card- 
board by Samuel Snow, and with its 
dlumination by flood light and its 
evergreen background dominated the 
show with its massiveness. 



and it seemed logical to name the 
organization after him as a fitting 
memorial. 

Any person who is in any way con- 
nect€'d with the college is eligible for 
memlMTship. The purpose of the 
organization is to give the individuals 
an opportunity to act, to cast, to 
direct and stage plays in amateur 
fashion, entirely for the satisfaction 
that the individual will get out of it. 



When in need of Flowers 

for any occasion, Remember 

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Phone 1028- W Night 1028-R 

T. BuBh'38, Agent 



College Drug Store 

W. H. McGRATH, Reg. Pharm. 
AMHERST MASS. 



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Ladies' half soles and heels 

Men's rubber heels 

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All work jSiiarnnt«'ed 



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A round robin housewarming was 
held by the various sorority houses on 
campus Tue.sday evening, October 30. 
Lambda Delta Mu started the robin 
by receiving guests from 7 to 8; Sigma 
Beta Chi was next in the receiving line 
and was open to visitors from 8 to 9. 
Phi Zeta finished off the evening for 
th»)se t<»uring the hou.ses with an open 
h«)use from 9 to 10. 



M'iniu'r uf Silver Mediil 



Al|thii LainlMlii Mu 

A hallowe'en party was held last 
week. On Tuesday, Nov. 6, the 
Alpha Lambda Mu pledges were 
initiated into the sorority by means of 
a hike, and a pledge party was held 
afterwards at which there were re- 
freshments and entertainment. The 
f«)llowing pledges were initiated: 
Barbara M. Clark, Esther Dunphy, 
Rita Provost, Edith Whitmore, and 
Polly Ziomek. 



LiiiiilMla Delta Mu 

A coffee dance was held after the 
Amherst game for memlwrs and 
alumnae. 




Kill i I J. TraniiXMeh 



Miss Skinner and Miss Hamlin were 
entertained at the Phi Zeta house 
Thursday, November .1. 

Phi Zeta gave a W.S.G.A. tea at 
the Abbey Wednesday, Nov. 7 from 
3.30 to 5.30. Mrs. Woodbury, the 
house mother, assisted Betsey Worden, 
the social chairman. Miss Foley, 
Miss Briggs, Mrs. Baker, and Mrs. 
Romeyn poured. 

The newly formed Alumni Club had 
its first meeting on Saturday after the 
game. The following officers were 
elected: President, Janice Munson, 
Vice-President, Thelma Dickinson, 
Secretary, Eleanor Townsend. The 
club plans to hold an annual meeting 
the day of the Amherst game. 

SitliiiH Beta Chi 

Sigma Beta Chi will hold a "vie" 
party on Saturday, November 17. 

The following alumnae of Sigma 
Beta Chi were present over the week- 
end: Mrs. Sally Murphy Bennett, 
and the Misses Katherine Boland, 
Elinor Cande, Josephine Eldredge, 
Anne Digney, Frances Cook, Marge 
Jensen, Frances Woodbury, and Har- 
riette Jackson. 



The formal layout was carried out 
in the displays, designed by senior 
landscape architecture students, which 
served as termini to the cross walks. 
Whereas three of the features were of 
garden designs, a fourth, hy John P. 
Veerling, a bowl of chry.santhemums 
on a pedestal set against a background 
of a revolving colored spiral disk, was 
bizarre. The exhibits of Edward 
Masters, William Scott and Daniel 
Foley, and Lawrence Packard were in 
keeping with the garden design of the 
show. 

Again this year the 100 square fet;t 
displays staged by students showed 
skill in conception and execution. 
Experts could find only minor faults 
w th the first prize exhibit of Liiwrence 
Packard and Simmons to grade it any- 
thing but perfect. It represented a 
woodland waterfall with fern and moss 
covered cliffs. Little difference in 
excellence could be seen in this display 
and the second prize winner of Benja- 
min Wihry and Kenneth Steadman. 
Their swamp scene was planted with 
very appropriate material, only the 
edge of the bog being slightly severe. 
This display won both the exhibitors 
memberships in the Ma.ssachusetts 
Horticultural Society donated by the 
Perry Seed Company of Boston. The 



College ERA Project 
Selected As Typical 

Experiments which are being carr d 
on by Professor H. R. DeSilva of i „. 
education department in conjumt ,in 
with the Emergency Relief Admi' s- 
tration have been cho.sen as a typ ,i| 
project being carried with ERA I'li.iis 
by the Relief Officials at Wa.shin^;! n 
Pnjfes.sor DeSilva and his stall dI 
engineers have been engaged in lie 
design and operation of scieniitic 
apparatus to determine the efficiciiiy 
of the human subject in the operation 
of motor vehicles. 

Work on the new p.sychology IhIm,. 
ratory in the ba.sement of Stockhrid^i. 
Hall is nearing completion, and a|,|);i- 
ratus is being transferred from the 
smaller laboratory on the second fl.ior. 
Steering apparatus loaned by the 1 urd 
Motor (-ompany, traffic lights (\„. 
nated hy the ('ity of Northampton, 
and appliances furnished hy the Com- 
ing Class C'ompany will be set up as 
.soon as the new quarters are ready. 

In addition to the ERA project on 
highway safety and teaching duties*, 
Dr. DeSilva is carrying on investiga- 
tions to determine the relationship of 
metabolism, as measured by the ga.so- 
metric method, with body voltage, a.s 
measured with a direct current hridne, 
and body impe<ience as measured with 
an alternating current bridge. The 
determination of the rate of meta- 
bolism by an electrical method i.s the 
ultimate purpose of the work. In 
September, Professor DeSilva was 
given a grant by Sigma Xi for the 
furtherance of the project, and has 
recently been honored hy the American 
Academy of Science. 



On Monday night, a soccer game 
was held between Sigma Beta Chi and 
Lambda Delta Mu. The score was 
2-0 in favor of Lambda Delta Mu. On 
Tuesday, Alpha Lambda Mu played 
Phi Zeta. 



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display of R. Holman Wood called 
New England Nature was more fx-r- 
fectly done than its third award would 
indicate. The scene with its rail fence 
running through a typical New Kng- 
land pasture was staged with much 
finish. Unfortunately, all the exhibits 
under the balcony couldn't be seen to 
best advantage because of poor light- 
ing. 

In another class the exhibits were 
formal in character. This type of 
display was apparently more difficult 
to stage because the entries were not 
so uniformly well done as those in the 
informal class. Nevertheless the first 
prize winner, a penthouse nook, de- 
signed by William Schlaefer, had merit. 

The choicest feature of the entire 
show was the Ikebana exhibit ar- 
ranged by Mrs. Yuki Kyojima of 
Tokyo. It is questionable if better 
Japanese flower arrangements could 
be seen anywhere else in the country. 
The details for having this display at 
the show were planned by Professor 
Frank A. Waugh. 

The displays of roses attracted much 
attention. In the di.splay of Mont 
Continued on I'age^ 



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I backs to the wall, returned the kick. 

'Vl\ UPI D DCn /-.D/xcc '*'^^''^*"*''*'"*'"*'"'"'"•^""^''*^***^■^""«*'• 
l (J nC/Lr Kt/LI L<KUIjO Koenig took the ball on the next play 

and started around the right end. 

I'i.ius for the annual Red Cross ^^nif excellent running and a spec- 

j^v( at the college were presented ! tacular straight-arming of Kehoe, Jeff 

(liui morning to the student body at i captain, marked Emil's advance to 

(•yn\ tation by a representative of I the 10-yard line. But here the Sa- 

,lie ..ational Red Cross. The drive brinas put all they had into the de- 

^^,ll 1 (gin on next Tuesday and will fense and Koenig was unable to gain 

^„ntii ue throughout the following on two plays. State elected to pass 



WH 



k. 



IK drive will be handled by a 
<:riiu|! of solicitors appointed by the 
pre.<i'ltnt8 of the four classes, with ten 
(,r twelve solicitors to a class. Contri- 
butions will be sought from every 
niemt-er of the student body, with a 
minimum gift figure of fifty cents. 

('(piitrary to the procedure in pre- 
vi()U> years, the drive for funds for 
unemployment relief and social service 
^^(,rk will not be made with the Red 
Cnis.s drive, but will be handled 
separately later in the season. 

Tlif drive has the support each year 
of all the organizations on campus. It 
IS this year under the direction of a 
conamittee composed of the presidents 
(if the four classes, the Senate, the 
W.S.Ci.A., the Interfratemity Confer- 
ence, the Christian Association, and 
Adeiphia. 



on the next play but the ball fell un- 
touched. Then Nietupski made good 
a place kick for a field goal and the 
Statesmen had a three-point lead. 

Nietupski kicked off and play re- 
started from the Amherst 30-yard 
marker. Pattengill tried the line but 
Rossiter downed him for a gain of a 
yard. Pagnotta took the ball on the 
next play and Koenig stopped him 
with a smashing tackle as the period 
ended. In the first session, Amherst 
did not have possession of the ball in 
State territory at any time. The 
nearest they could get was the 43- 
yard line. 

AinherNt St'orew in Second 

The second canto opened with 
Pattengill kicking off. Two tries at 
the line by Koenig gained a few yards, 
and Stewart kicked to Pagnotta, who 
was forced out of bounds by Lapham 
on the forty-six yard line. Amherst 
was set back a few yards when Adams 
broke through to make the tackle. 
Kehoe passed on the next play to Coey 
who raced to the 12-yard marker 
before he was downed by Allen. But 
here the Sabrina attack stalled against 
the hard-fighting State defense and the 
Lord Jeffs decided to try a field goal. 
Pagnotta made the kick and it sailed 
true between the cross bars to knot 
the count. 

Amherst kicked off and State re- 
turned with Koenig and Stewart 



FIKI.n GOALS MADE 

HY BOTH TEAMS 

Continued from Page 3 
Koenig picked up four yards through 

I tackle, but it wasn't enough for first 

I ddwn and Johnny Stewart punted to 
ihe 10-yard line. The kick was re- 

j turned 12 yards by Brehm, Amherst 
halfback. Snowball made a yard on 
the next try and Brehm kicked to 
Stewart on the Statesmen's 41 -yard 
rtripe. A line play by Koenig made , 
one yard and Stewart dropped back '^^'^K *^^ ^«" carrying. But the State 
for another pass. Sturtevant was on ^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^ «"<* Stewart kicked, 
the .spot and completed the pass for a DeBevoise of Amherst returned the 
twentv-yard gain. The Maroon and ^^^^ ^^ ^^'^'^^ «"'^ Amherst was 
White blocking on passes was excep- smarted on a touchdown march. A 
tional. Allen especially doing excellent '^'®'"*' P"'"' Pagnotta to Pattengill, 

I work protecting the passer. ^"^ « 15-yard run by Pattengill gave 

Another State pass gained nothing, *^®™ « ^"^ '*°*"- 'I'^en Kehoe raced 

I the baU being too high for Adams, abound end for the first touchdown of 
.Stewart went back to try again but ***® «®™®- Unsuccessfully, Pagnotta 
English, Jeffmen's right tackle, went *"*<* '° ^'""^ ^^^ «*^" P°»"t- 
through the State line to tackle him Stewart to Dhvih 

for a seven-yard loss. Stewart's kick Amherst kicked and Koenig carried 
on the fourth down rolled over the ^^^ ^^^^ t>ack 25 yards. Two more 

Ijoalline. rushes by Koenig and an end run by 

The Jordanmen put the ball in play Stewart made a first down. Amherst 

Ion the twenty-yard marker but gained received a fifteen yard penalty and 
only four yards in three tries. The State was in position for those Stewart 
Taubemen took Pattengill's kick on ^o Davis pa-sses. Two were all that 
the next play 42 yards from the goal ^^^^ needed. Kicks and returns of 
line and advanced six yards with kicks were the remaining plays in the 
Koenig and Stewart alternating before period and the half ended with the 
Johnny kicked to Brehm on the Jeff Statesmen leading, 10-9. 

hu yard marker. Amherst immedi- RoMNitor Bl<M-kM Plnrf>in«'nt 

ht*ly returned the kick and the The second half saw Amherst mak- 

iStatesmen again started from the 42- 1 ing desperate efforts to stop the State 
yard line. Stewart atteempted three offense. An exchange of kicks gave 

lpasiie.s in a row, all of which were State the ball on their own 20-yard 

|iii('implete. | marker. Stewart and Koenig ac- 

NiotupNkl Place KirkN 'counted for two first downs in a row 

Stewart kicked out of bounds at and took the ball to the middle of the 

|tiie ten-yard line. Amherst, with their field before Stewart got off a 45-yard 



kick that took the ball deep into 
Sabrina territory. Amherst couldn't 
gain and kicked. Two more exchanges 
of punts and State again had the ball 
on the 20-yard line. K(M>nig fumbled 
and English recovered for Amherst. 
Two plays with no gain led the Jeff- 
men's attempt to duplicate their field 
goal of the first period. Pagnotta 
attempted a kick from placement but 
Dave Rossiter came through the line 
to block the kick and recover the ball 
on the 40-yard line. Then began a 
determined State advance that Am- 
herst was unable to halt. 

Stewart t«i .itiaiitH 

Stewart and Koenig combined with 
an Amherst penalty gave State first 
down on the 38-yard line. Koenig 
made a yard on the next play and 
Stewart heaved an aerial to Adams 
that netted the Taubemen 35 yards. 
An Amherst penalty brought the ball 
to the one-yard line from which place 
Sturtevant put it over on the next 
play. Mulhall's try for point was 
blocked. 

State kicked and Amherst started 
an attack of their own that netted 
them two first downs before the period 
came to an end. 

75 Yard Kick 

Amherst opened the last canto with 
a pass. Then Brehm kicked out of 
bounds one foot from the State goal 
line. Stewart, standing in the end 
zone, got off a beautiful boot that 
traveled 75 yards. The Jeffmen started 
an attack with Snowball doing the 
ball-carrying that brought them to the 
middle of the field before they were 
forced to kick. 

Stewart took the kick for 11 yards 
and Koenig and Stewart made a 
couple of more yards between them 
before Johnny kicked. Two rushes 
by Snowball made an Amherst first 
down but Allen broke up the next 
play when he threw Pattengill for a 
five-yard loss. Amherst kicked to the 
State 40-yard line. Stewart and 
Koenig alternated in carrying the ball 
on the next plays but did not make 
the first down and Stewart kicked over 
the goal line. 

State March Ends the (iaiiie 

Pattengill and Snowball made first 
down. Snowball made another yard 
but on the next play Pete Nietupski 
fought through the line and downed 
Whitmyer for a loss. Finding the 
State line unbeatable, Amherst tried 
the aerial route but a pass by Patten- 
gill meant for DeBevoise failed to 
work. Pattengill kicked and State 



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started another march running up 
two first downs before the game ended. 
State 16, Amherst 9. 

Every man on the Maroon and 
White team played a great game and 
no individual stars were outstanding. 
Ktjenig was the Statesmen's biggosl 
ground gainer, time after time reeling 
off yardage around the ends and 
through tackle. Stewart was Ihe star 
as far as passing and kicking was con- 
cerned, his 75-yard hoot from behind 
the goal line begin outstanding. Allen's 
blocking was exceptional while Sturte- 
vant played his usual excellent game. 
Adams, Ro-ssiter, Cuzowski, Schaffner 
and Nietupski excelled in the line for 
State, Rossiter'a blocking of an Am- 
herst field goal attempt and Nietup- 
ski's place-kicking being a big factor 
in the State scoring, while Adams 
u.sually nailed the opj>onents runback 
of Stewart's kicks. 

Snowball and Pattengill were the 
outstanding memlH>rs of the Sabrina 
backfield while English and De- 
Bevoise proved their worth on defense. 
State played a first class game in not 
being penalized a yard, and running 
up twelve first downs. 



Tl FFS F(N>TIIALL 
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Students desiring to attend the 
Tufts vs. Mass. State football game 
at Medford on November 24 may pur- 
chase tickets to the Mass. State 
cheering section at the Physical Edu- 
cation office, upon presentation of their 
student ticket, for $1.10. 

Holders of faculty season tickets 
may also purchase these tickets at 
this price upon presentation of their 
season ticket. Not more than two ' 
game tickets may be purchased at this I 
price by any holder of a faculty ticket. ' 

All tickets sold at Medford will cost 
$1.50. Tickets will be on sale daily 
from 8 a.m. to noon and 1 p.m. to 
4.30 p.m. except Saturday. 

-Curry S. Hicks 



DEAN BUSH OF M.I.T. 
ADDRESSES COLLEGE 

Dean Vannevar Mush «»f Massachu- 
setts Institute of Techncjlogy ad- 
dressed Convocation this morning. 

Dean Bush has U-en connected with 
M.I. 'I', sime 1919 wla-n he was 
appointed assistant proffss«)r of elec- 
trical engineering. Since 1923 he has 
iMH-n profes.so.- and dean of electrical 
engineering. Previous to this time he 
was respectively instructor in mathe- 
matics at Tufts College, in the testing 
departnu'ut of the Cieneral Electric 
Company, and in the inspection de- 
partment of the United States Navy. 

After his graduation from Tuft« 
College he received the degr«»e of 
Master of Science and the honorary 
degree of Doctor of Science from the 
same institution. In addition he holds 
the degree of Doctor of Engint>ering 
from Harvard and M.I.T. 

Dean Bush is a mt'mfn'r of the 
American Academy i>f Arts and 
Sciences, the American Physical 
Society, Alpha Tau Omega, Tau Beta 
Pi, Kappa Eta Kappa, Phi Beta 
Kappa. He has also publisluHi m;veral 
books and numerous magazine articles. 



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THE MASSACIIISEITS COLLEGIAN, TIILRSDAY. NOVEMBER H, 19*1 



THOMAS F. WALSH 



NOT INCH IHNCi THE Till Mil 

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IIOKT snow A'lTKU TS 

ATTENI>ANCE OF 11,837 

Continued from Page 4 
gomery ('ompany. Inc. the new red 
rose Chieftan was shown. There is 
always great interest in new varieties 
coming from this firm whith originated 
the popuhir TaHsman rose. A new 
variety was ai.so shown i)y lUitler & 
Ullman of NorlhamF)ton. The ofler of 
a box of flowers for the b<!st name for 
this rose kept the ballot box busy. 

The mammoth chrysanthemum 
blooms shown in the clas.ses by 
Reginald S. ('arey, florist of South 
Hadley Falls, won first prizes in 
classes A and H. In da.ss A, M. J. 
Connor of the State (-ollege placed 
second. Connor won the prize for 
the best bloom in the show. These 
exhibits were staged in the section of 
the Holyoke and Northampton Flor- 
ists' and (lardeners* ('lub. 

Design played an important and 
effective part in the fruit and vege- 
table displays. A long bank of apples 
set up by the South Amherst F'ruit 
Growers won the blue ribbon from 
the Massachusetts State Department 
of Agriculture. 'I'he apples in Ixixes 
made a colorful pattern. 

Squashes and pumpkins were used 
by the Department of Vegetable 
Gardening to make a design in green 
and gold. This work was done under 
the direction of I'rofessor Grant B. 
Snyder. 

The difficulties in setting up the 



map of Massachusetts, made from 
cranberries, could hardly be realized 
from the finished product. In this 
display, also staged by the Depart- 
ment of Pomology, were cornucopia 
designs in apples. An extensive variety 
display of apples was also set up by 
the department headed by I'rofes.sor 
Fred ('. Sears. 

The products of the Department of 
Horticulture Manufactures were temp- 
tingly displayed. Much amusement 
centered around the huge revolving 
apple in which there were miniature 
tableaux seen through cut-outs. 

More than pas.sing mention should 
be made of the water colors of Stephen 
Hamilton which were exhibited in the 
balcony. He too, was responsible for 
the painting of the (Jonnecticut Valley 
which formed the background of the 
Department of Forestry exhibit. 

A clever paper towel stone wall was 
employed in the winter garden set up 
j by the Stockbridge School students 
I under the direction of L. L. Hlundell. 
A busy spot in the show was the 
store operated by students. This is an 
unusual feature to be found at a 
horticultural show and yet it proved 
to be a profitable one under the able 
direction of R. K. Kvans. The show 
reflected the efficiency of the general 
chairman, K. J. Tramposch and his 
commit ti>e and, of course, that of 
Professor Clark L. Thayer, who was 
an untiring manager from beginning 
to end. 



VFriEKANS KE.MK.MItKKKI) 

ON AH.MISTK'E l»AY 

Continued from I'uge 1 
sponded to the call of his native land 
with characteristic patri<jtism. He 
was killed on the field of battle at 
Verdun, December :U), 1914. He was 
the first Massachu.setts State College 
man, and {XirhajxH the first American 
college man, to lose his life in the war." 
On a tablet in the Memorial Build- 
ing there Is the inscription, "They 
ventured far to [>reserve the lilwrties 
of mankind," and below it are listed 
the names of the fifty students and 
the one instructor, Windom A. Allen, 
who died in .service. This building was 
raised by alumni sub.strription and 
named in honor of the State students 
who .served in the Allied forces. It is 
with great pride that Massachu.setts 
State College pau.ses on ArmiUice Day 
' to pay tribute to her sons who so 
bravely fought for the cause of their 
country. 



HE.VTIl TAKES A IIOMHAY 

IS KOISTKH IMMSIKK PLAY 

Continued from Pag? 1 

Bay Stiite Koviie. Hec. T, M'ill 

Return to Old IM iii 

The annual Bay State Revue will be 
presented this year on Friday, Dec. 7, 
in Howker Auditorium. The plan 
under which it will be conducted thl^ 
year is a return to the system us -d 
previously to last year when the 
musical comedy Let's (Jo Nutty was 



presented. Under this system, the 
revue will be made up of individual 
acts, and will not have a connecting 
th(!me. 

Any person or group of persons nuiy 
enter the revue after qualifying in an 
elimination contest to be held under 
the direction of the Roister I>oisters. 
An announcement of try-ouLs will be 
made at an early date. 

The presentation of a one-act play 
by the meml>ers of each of the four 
cla-sses under the direction of the 
Roister I>oisters is planned for the 
latter part of March. 



SIT OEN T C< LM .M ITI'EE 

PREPARES CONFERENCE 

Continued from Page 1 
Originally started in 1928 at Mt. 
Holyoke with three colleges participat- 
ing, the Conference has expanded until 
at Smith College last spring, 721 
students from two dozen colleges 
attended the fifth meeting. Other 
collegtw liesides tho.se mentioned that 
have taken part in the program are 
Amherst, Connecticut State, Connec- 
ticut College for Women. Dartmouth, 
Springfield, and We-leyan. Williams 
will be a new member this year and 
Trinity may als:j send some speakers 
to pariicipa e. 

Knti.-ely a student project, the Con- 
ference will include results of regular 
s udent work, graduate work, special 



work, and honors problems m the 
following sciences: a.stronom\ [j^, [ 
teriology, liotany, chemistry, g. ulo^y 
home economics, mathematic-s, pl»\'Hic>s 
physioU>gy, psychoh>gy, and ziy.Uy^y 

F'.sf)ecial interest is placed .,n i\^ 
presentation of fm|x?rs on origiiuii work 
d<me by students, many of whom have 
already begun their research pn)l)l(.ta« 

As u.sual, the pn^ram will last but 
one day and will be opened by ^ 
general meeting at which some \^,,|| 
known scientist will be the sjieakcr 

The students who will be in cluirue I 
when it is Ma«sachu.setts States tun, 
to entertain this April will be an| 
executive ct>mmittee with ('harles 
Daniels, cliairman, and Dante Zuckw 
secretary, assisted by George I 'ea.se mi 
charge of finances; Jc^n EidridgH 
program; Louis Lelieshevsky, pui^l 
licity; Marion Harris, luncheon: and| 
Janet Sargent, registration. 

The divisional c"ommittee memlMvl 
will t>rganize the separate department^ 
from each college and be in cliargeufj 
departmental programs. r>()nald| 
Stewart will su|)ervlse Imcteriolo^; 
Henry Riseman, physiology; Alia- 1 
Dwight, botany; Francis CaronJ 
chemistry; Bruce Hamilton, geoloKv: 
Kenneth B. ('ahoon, miithematiov 
Alfred K. Newton, physics; Gladys o| 
Whittor, psyclu)l*>gy; Bernard 
Doyle, zoology; and Dorothy F I 
Doran, home economics. Dr. Chuvmtl 
K. Gordon and Prof. Frank C. Mm<:\ 
will act as faculty advisors. 



—and the boys smoked die in 

—and die girls raked in die nickels and die dimes 

—and f/iey sang ^\i hot time in the okl town^^ 




the cigarette thats MIIJ)ER 
the cigarette that TASTES BETTER 



CURRENT EVENT OF 
THE WEEK 

Reud how the*.Stat« College 

cumpureK with another 

public inittitutlon. 



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U. A. C. Library. 



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OUTSTANDINC; EVENT 
OP THE WEEK 



The pcrformuiKe of the 

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Vol. XLV 



AMHERST. MASS. THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 15. 1934 



COLLEGIAN BOARD 
SELECTS MEMBERS 

As the result of an extensive com- 
petition five new members were ap- 
pointed to the editorial board of the 
Mussachusetts Collegian. The follow- 
ing students were appointed: Rodger 
C. Smith of Amherst and Philip B. 
Shiff of Dusbury, from the sophomore 
class, Julian H. Katzeif of Brookline, 
Maxwell L Klayman of South Boston 
and Frederick B. Lindstrom of Palmer 
from the freshman class. 

These five have been chosen from 
a group of thirty-one who entered the 
competition to fill vacancies on the 
editorial staff at the first meeting held 
on Tuesday, Sept. 25. This group 
consisted of six juniors, two sopho- 
mores, and twenty-three freshmen. 

Among the factors considered in the 
Continued on Page 4 



Number 8 



RED CROSS APPEALS 
FOR AID TO NEEDY 



Itesponding to the appeal made by a 
representative of the Hampshire Coun- 
ty Red Cross committee, the State 
College students began their annual 
drive which will be conducted for a 
week, beginning November 13. The 
annual report of the Hampshire Coun- 
ty Red Cross stressed particularly 
the home service work, especially the 
disabled veterans' work, being done by 
this chapter. There was also read at 
this meeting of the county chapter the 
reports of the activities carried on by 
the voluntary corp, the school nurses, 
the dental clinic, and the production 
committee, as typical Red Cross 
activities. 

l^st year the Red Cross drive also 
included the drive for funds for un- 
employment relief and social service 
work, but this year there will be a 
separate drive for the benefit of the 
latter cause. 

The drive is being conducted by a 
group of students appointed by the 
presidents of the four classes, with 
about ten or twelve solicitors to a 
class. Contributions will be sought 
from every member of the student 
Ixxiy, the minimum subscription being 
fifty cents. 



Index Board Plans 
Many Innovations 

Plans for the 1935 Index are now 
complete and a considerable portion 
of the work necessary for the comple- 
tion of preliminary details has been 
accomplished, according to W. Gor- 
don Whaley '36, the editor-in-chief of 
the book. The members of the year- 
book's board and staff have announced 
a number of innovations and changes 
which they are making in the book, 
which they are preparing under the 
supervision of their faculty advisor. 
Dr. Maxwell H. Goldberg. 

The Index will have a literary theme 
this year, the nature of which has 
not been divulged by the board. 
Leonta G. Horrigan '36, who has been 
appointed an associate editor, will 
take charge of the details in regard to 
this theme, and Dorothy Nurmi '36 
has been appointed to Miss Horrigan's 
Continued on Page 4 



COMMUNITY CONCERTS 
START IN SPRINGFIELD 



PRES. COFFIN OF UNION 
WILL ADDRESS CHAPEL 

Henry Sloane Coflftn, president of 
Union Theological Seminary, will ad- 
dress the second Sunday Chapel, 
November 18. President Coffin was 
graduated from Yale University with 
the degree of Bachelor of Arts in 1897. 
From 1897 to 1899 he studied at the 
New College in Edinburgh, Scotland. 
Returning to Yale, he received his 
Master's degree in 1900. Later in the 
same year, he was ordained into the 
Presbyterian ministry. For twenty- 
two years. 1904-1926, Rev. Coffin was 
associate professor of practical religion 
at the Union Theological Seminary. 
Since 1926 he has served as the presi- 
dent of this institution. 

A great favorite among students. 
President Coffin is an annual preacher 
at Yale, Princeton and other colleges 
in the East. He is the author of a 
great many works on religious subjects, 
the best known are: "Social aspects of 
the cross," "The Ten Command- 
ments," "What ia there in religion?". 



Individual Skits Feature 
Annual Bay State Revue 



Opening the nearby Community 
Concerts program will be the concert 
given by the famous pianists, Harold 
Bauer and Ossip Gabrilowitsch, at the 
Municipal Auditorium in Springfield 
tomorrow evening, under the sponsor- 
ship of Community Concerts, Inc. 

Although plans are not quite com- 
plete, the Amherst Community Con- 
cert Association has already secured 
three concerts for its members, and 
there is a possibility of a fourth con- 
cert. The first program will be given 
on November 25 by Nino Martini, the 
famous Metropolitan Opera and radio 
tenor. This concert will be held at 
8 p.m. in Stockbridge Hall at M.S.C. 
There will follow on January 8, the 
Hart House String Quartet of Toronto, 
Canada, and on March 4, the Barrere 
Little Symphony composed of eighteen 
players and directed by Georges 
Barrere, famous flutist, who per- 
formed in Amherst last year. These 
two concert will be held in College 
Hall, Amherst College. A fourth con- 
cert, probably by a pianist, will be 
secured if the Association does not 
have to pay the Federal amusement 
tax. 



State Legislature 
Discussed In Talk 



J. W. BARTLEn 
APPOINTED TRUSTEE 

Joseph W. Bartlett of Lynn was re- 
cently appointed by Governor Joseph 
B. Ely as new trustee of the Massa- 
chusetts State College. Mr. Bartlett 
is a well-known lawyer in and around 
Boston and has recently risen to 
prominence as director of a govern- 
ment project in Massachusetts. 

Mr. Bartlett succeeds the late 
CJeorge H. Ellis, whose death on May 
25 left a vacancy on the board. It was 
largely through the efforts of Dr. Ellis 
that the college obtained federal funds 
for the new buildings and the campus 
improvements. 



Aiuuinl Proilriiin Will Follow Tra- 
(litioiiiil Form 



Veterans Hospital 
Comparable 



In Hamp 
To State 



Collegi 



Statistics gathered at the United 
States (Government Veterans' Hospital 
in Northampton and at the Mas.sa- 
chusetts State College in Amherst 
i"how that the college has much in 
^Jmmon with its sLster institution. 
The Wterans' Hospital is under the 
administration of the Federal Govern- 
■n^-nt. and the activities of the college 
»^f directed by the state, but both, 
as public institutions, have a common 
f'asis for comparison. 

Sf„n of Three liundrrd 

Six lundred patients, each suffering 
rom some form or type of in.sanity, 
afe under the care and supervision of 
''>^<'e I .indred staff members at the 
ppi' while at the college, a 
^acuJi of approximately one hundred 
^nd twftity administers to the intel- 
*ctual needs of twelve hundred stud- 
^ The federal government has 
^" ■^tiict in the limiting of its enroll- 

*"t. md at no time are there more 
J"! '^1 hundred veterans listed in the 
^^taloj.,,.. The hospital board of 

amir, rs has raised its standards of 
^ mittajice yeariy, and as the losses 
^'^ Kr luation" are small, an enor- 
.^ ' ■• iting list has been compiled. 
J Massachusetts State College dif- 



fluidity 



her sister institution in 
f enrollment. Entering class- 



es are now limited to three hundred 
members, but a group equally as large 
is lost through graduation or dismis.Hal. 
A ratio of two pati ♦s to one attend- 
ent has been adhert, to rigorously at 
Northampton, whereas in Amherst, 
the enrollment has increased forty- 
three per cent while the increase in 
staff has amounted to only six per 
cent. 

Six miles of unsheltered, wind-.swept, 
tar, cement, and cinder walks connect 
one hundred and twelve college build- 
ings. The State does not care to 
shield its inmates from the weather, 
but the administrators of the Veter- 
ans' Hospital have joined each unit I 
to its neighbor by slate roofed, gla.ss- : 
windowed walkways. Undergraduates ] 
at the state college are hou.sed and fed ■ 
only during their freshman year, and I 
uppercla-ssmen are often forced to | 
live at great distances from the 
centers of activity. .Six hundred beds, 
.some located in wards of ten or twelve, 
and others located in private rooms, ! 
a modern dining hail, and a recreation 
center, have been placed at the di<- 
po.sal of the veterans. 

Vcternnx Library iliiMy I'Ihcp 

The fact that the Veterans' Ho.spital 

is not co-educational in scope may 

account for the fact that its library is 

Continued on Page 4 



Mr. William B. Baker of Newton 
addressed the Convocation this morn- 
ing on "The Massachusetts State 
I>egislature." Mr. Baker, a member 
of the Massachusetts Legislature, was 
well equipped to explain the intricate 
details of lawmaking by the state 
legislative body. 

Reviewing the history of the legis- 
lature, Mr. Baker pointed out that 
our state lawmaking body has been in 
existence for over three hundred years. 
and derived its first powers from a 
charter granted by the King of 
En'.^land. 

In conclusion Baker stated that in 
a democracy legislation reflects the 
development of our civilization and in 
the long run the opinion and aspira- 
tions of the people. He said that 
there is an unmistakable tendency to 
broaden the field of governmental 
activity and this in turn is enlarging 
the scope of legislation. "More and 
more the people, whether we like it or 
not, are looking to the government for 
the remedy for their social and eco 
nomic ills. All this is placing on the 
legislator the task of dealing with 
larger issues. I.«gislators have never 
needed courage and wi.sdom more than 
they do today." 



COLLEGE REPORTERS 

FORM PRESS CLUB 



At a meeting held last Thursday, of 
student correspondents for outside 
papers, plans for the formation of a 
Press Club were drawn up and officers 
were elected. The officers are Louis 
A. Breault, Jr. '37, president and 
Charles E. Eshbach '37, secretary. 

The purpose of the organization is 
to bring together correspondents re- 
porting State College news to various 
papers throughout the State in order 
to facilitate the dissemination of the 
college news and to further the prac- 
tical and theoretical journalistic en- 
deavors of the correspondents. 

Members and the newspapers they 
represent are as follows: Louis A. 
Breault, Jr., the Worcester Telegram 
and Gazette and the Greenfield Recorder- 
Gazette; Charles E. Eshbach, the 
Springfield Union; William Chilson, 
the Springfield Republican; Bernard 
J. Doyle, the Springfield News; John 
liuffley, the New Bedford Standard- 
Times; and Joseph Miller, the Holyoke 
Transcript. 



The Bay State Revue, the previous 
incarnation of which was the far- 
famed "Aggie" Revue, and long an 
institution at State, will offer apart 
from its undoubted entertainment 
value, on December 7. an opportunity 
to those undergraduate's who — re- 
gretably cannot be accommodated 
by the bi-annual plays of the Roister 
Doisters to present their talents for 
the edification of the student body. 

Upperclassmen will remember the 

1933 Revue, which was incorporated 

into the form of a musical comedy, 

titled (appropriately enough) "I^t's 

Continued on Page 4 



FAMOUS PAINTINGS 
FORM ART EXHIBIT 

In an attempt to bring before the 
student body of Massachusetts State 
College a representative collection of 
the works of the old mastere, the 
American Federation of Arts is spon- 
soring the exhibition of prints and 
collotypes which ia now hung in the 
Memorial Building. This collection 
includes many of the best known paint- 
ings of such famous painters as 
Raphael, Da Vinci, and Botticelli. 

Stating itself to be "a national 
organization for the cultivation of the 
arts," the American Federation of Arts 
has as its purpose the sale of prints of 
recognized paintings in order that 
more people may become acquainted 
with them. All of the pictures now 
on exhibition are for sale. Most of 
these prints are from the firm of 
Hale, Cushman and Flint, Boston, 
while the collotypes are by the U. S. 
Printing and Lithograph Co., New 
York. The pictures in the Memorial 
Building have been reproduced from 
the originals by these firms. 



CAMPUS CALENDAR 



■■/« a u-orJ. ur may gather out of history a 
prtlky no less wisr than firrnal: by the urn- 
parimn and applualum nf other men s fore- 
paiifd miseriei uith our irun like errors ami 
ill iie%ervinnx .' — Raleinh 



The Roving Reporter 



Thursday, Nov. ].'( 

I'M) p.m. Band rpliearsal, Mem. BIiJk. 
".:«) p.m. Index me«'tin»{. Xni\ex oftiii- 
X.(K) p.m Girls fili-c Clutj. Bowki-r .\ud 
Friday, Nov. 16 

•i IH) p.m. .SxnT, UVsli-yan. here 
7..J0 p.m. Informal. .\<|ams Hoii'«f 
H.JO p.m. Community Conrort. .Springfield 
.Saturday, Nov. 17 
: .(Mjp.rn. Kofttball. Renssalear. here 

7..'«) p.m. Informal, .Memorial BuildinK 
Sunday. Nov. 18 

9.1)0 a.m. Chapel. Pres. Jfenry S. Coffin. 

I nion TheoloKical Seminary 
•i.'Kt p.m. Radio Conrcrt. .Mem. Bldx. 
.'. :io p.m. Sunday X'espers. Mem. Bids. 
Monday, .Nov. 19 

1.20 p.m. Sorter. Phi Zeta vs. Si«ma Beta 
Chi; .•).(>(• p.m. lambda l).lt:i \li: 
vs. .\li)ha Lambda .Mu 
Tuesday, Nov. 2* 

.'...ID p.m. Socter. winner* of class teams 
7.00 p.m. Men s debating, Mem BldK. 
7.tK) p.m. Hi.n.-Sot. Club. Social S.m RtK>m 
^.0 ) p.m. Wi-ni, Klee club, Mem. Bldi?. 
Wednesday. Nov. il 

4.'K) p.m. Tea. Sigma loU, .Vlam.< Hou.s<-' 
s («) p.m. f)rtliestra. Bowker .And. 
Thursday, .Nov. 22 

li.'Kla.m. ( onvocation, (irover (lark. 
"The Far East in World AflFairs.' 
7.1.') p.m. Physics Club. Physics Bldg. 



SIIOIM) TlIK NAMRN OF ALL I PPRRCLAS.SMRN FAILINCi 
COl KSF.S AT MII>.SK.MK.STKI{. BK l*O.STKI> US THE 

DEAN'.S IHL\KI>? 



Ilrlon Dowlinit *37 

No. Because people read the list who aren't even on it, and then 
they ju.st gloat and pick out a king and queen. 

Kllcn llnnphy '37 

I don't think so, because I'm liable to be on it. 
KrnwfMMl KoMN '37 

No. 1 don't like to have everyone looking at my marks. 
Byron Joiiiison '37 

No. What I get is no one else's business. 
Mari^ii«'rit<' Lo l>iic ^M 

I think it's a good idea, because it makes other iMjopU- think 
you're .so popular that you haven't the time to sit down and study. 
Florence Sauiiil«>r '3B 

Yes. I believe they ought to post the names. But, my opinion 
wavers when my own name graces the list. 

Arthur fiold *.-{» 

Per.s<mally no. Impersonally, yes. 

Donald l>oiin<-lly "M\ 

By all mean.s. I like publicityll! 

Kiith Snri^fnt '3.'> 

No, I don't think so. Becau.se it gives everybody <Am a chance 
to know everyone else's business, which is none of their business. 
Itobcrt Abbott "'ATt 

No. I do not think much of the idea. It is not fair to the students 
particulariy the transfers, because it gives a bad impression, often 
unjustified. 

Ilowiird Dobbie '3.1) 

Heck no. I know I don't like to see my name up there. 
JnnicM Blackburn '3.) 

No. Who the hell's business is it who flunks. 



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Stochbri&GC 



BOARD OF EDITORS 

THEODORE M. LEARY. Editor-In-Chlef 
DAVID ARENBERG. Managing Editor FREDERICK ANDREWS. Associate Editor 



CAMPUS DEPARTMENT 



ELIZABETH^HARRINGTON '35 
ANNE BERNSTEIN '35 
FLORENCE SAULNIKR 36 
GERTRUDE VICKERY 36 
MAJIGUERITE LEDUC '36 
LOUIS A. BREAULT. Jr '37 
DONALD DONNELLY 36 
BYRON JOHNSON 37 



Athletics 

JACK W. FOSTER *36 
CHARLES ESHBACK 37 
WALTER GURALNICK '37 

Faculty Adviaor 
DR. MAXWELL GOLDBERG 

Financial Advisor 

Prof. LAWRENCE S. DICKINSON 



Paging Miss Jeanne A. Lambert . . . 

Madiiine, your kitowh-djie of 
fiirinrrN i« very limit «hI. Mould 
you tttkv of! your luit in front of 
III! th«»K«' Krukers* if your hair whk 
full of KtriiM? 



The Stockbridge School, in observ- 
ance of Armistice Day, marched in a 
body to the Memorial Building, where 
a wreath was placed beneath the tablet 
in the memorial room. 



BOARD OF MANAGERS 

GEORGE R. PEASE '35. Business Manager 
Advertising Mgr. NELSON P. STEVENS "SS. Circulation Mgr. 

Business Assistants 

ROBERT LOGAN "36 .,^ ^AVID TAYLOR '36 

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That dining-hall complex . . . 

Social precedence at official dinners, 
as being discussed in a history class, 
is a subject which one freshman found 
very puzzling. He couldn't under- 
stand why people should object to 
sitting at the foot of the table. 

"They got fed there, too. Didn't 
they?" he demanded triumphantly. 



Mr. Douglas, president of A.T.G., 
announced at the last meeting of that 
fraternity, that plans were underway 
to enlarge the present study and 
sleeping quarters. 



i5limp0C0 in pnestno 



9C 



3C 



wt ., 



Mr. Roving Reporter: How many 
students have ever been in the 
Memorial Room at Memorial Hall. 



Men have conquered nations . . . 

Pictures are raising havoc in one 
student's mind. The instructor asked 
him why he had prepared the assign- 
ment so poorly. 

"I'd read a couple of lines in the 
book," he explained earnestly, "and 
then the illustrations would distract 
me, and I'd have to begin all over 
again." 



In a previous issue of the Collegian, 
under a certain column, an article 
stated that Stockbridge was going in 
for deception by using a forward pass 

play- 
May I take this opportunity to 

correct you. The play you saw and 

thought to be a forward pass play was 

supposed to be a punt. The kicker 

developed a cramp just as he was 

about to kick — the next best thing 

to do — throw it — he did and so the 

forward pass. 



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Thanksgiving is coming . . . 

Street scene: A freshman, after 
getting his marks, carrying a book 
with the "'38" after his name on the 
cover crossed out, and a large "'42' 
placed there instead. 



I wonder if any of the four-year 
students have compared the Shorthorn 
with the Index of last year. 



CDITCI^IAL 



COIRTESY AMONCl Ol R STIDKNTS 



Try-outs 
winter play, 
will be held 
in Bowker 
are eligible. 



<ientl«>manly Conduct 

Courtesy is the mark of a gentleman. A courteous man or woman ia al- 
ways an object of admiration in a group of people. The individual who con- 
ducts himself in a polite, restrained, and distinguished manner, stands apart 
from the typical college student. Unfortunately, the "rah-rah" •'oirit which 
receives so much emphasis in undergraduate life, does not lead to the de- 
velopment of a courteous, well-bred individual. Rather, it is the "thing" 
among students at our college, as at most American educational institutions, 
to conduct themselves in a boisterous, impolite manner, to show disrespect 
towards elders. At our college, we feel that altogether too many students 
exhibit the characteristics of crudeness and discourtesy in their association 
with their fellow students and with the professors. We do not find fault with 
the individual student, he cannot be blamed by the general atmosphere of 
impoliteness, which prevails on every American college campus today. But we 
do feel that the student group as a whole can improve its standard of courtesy 
and politeness. 

IMsri^pect in Convocation 

In the past the indifferent, disrespectful attitude of the student group 
towards a Convocation speaker has been rather painful. These speakers are 
the guests of the College, and the least a student can do is to show them the 

respect worthy of a guest. ... 

We do not wish to set up definite rules of etiquette for our student body, 
but perhaps, during a Convocation address, the student group should give ^j^^ ^^ 
the speaker courteous, polite attention, and discontinue the reading of books, ^^^.^^^ ^j,, 
etc the general undertone of conversation, and the apparent, absolute dis- ^^^ ^^ ^^ 
regard for the content of the address. If any one action of the student group 
is disgusting it is the mad rush of the students towards the exits at the close 
of Convocation. No student at this college is so busy that he cannot remain 
in his seat while the guest speaker and the faculty members leave the plat- 
form. Also, in other colleges, seniors command the respect of the under- 
classmen. Why not cooperate with the Student Senate and remain until the 
seniors have left the auditorium? And then quietly leave, instead of as a mad 
pack of hungry wolves? 

Courtesy to Faculty MemWrj* 

Most students have been taught to respect their elders: yet, apparently | 
quite a number have forgotten all their parental training, if the disrespectful 
conduct of manv of the students toward faculty members is any proof. We 
abhor the situation where an elderly faculty member must step off the side- 
walk to let a group of boisterous students pass, or where the faculty member 
has to fight his way through a packed hallway to his classroom. Also the 
unbelievable rudeness with which chaperons are treated at our fraternity 
dances is very disturbing. As faculty members are our elders, both in age 
and in 'experience, why not treat them with respect and courtesy which their 
position warrants. 

Re*<l>«'<-t Tom jir«l« Co-eds 

Most male students treat co-eds at this college with discourtesy and im- 
politeness, often beyond the grounds of common decency. We may be old- 
fashioned but we believe that the men of the student group should display 
more respect towards the women students, in conversation, in class rooms, 
and at collide dances. Or is it the sign of proper collegiate training to be rude 
and impolite to a woman student? 

More Court«'«*y 

Innumerable visitors to our College have commented upon the absolute 
crudeness and vulgarity of certain members of our student group. We believe 
that the .student body can act with courteousness ard politeness in its relation 
with the faculty and their fellow students. If four years of college training 
has any eflFect at all upon the individual, we believe it should develop in him 
the traits of a gentleman, courteousness and politeness. 



Rip Van Winkle ... 

And after much exhortation the 
week before, The Farmer-in-the-Dell 
made an appearance last Saturday. 
He didn't have time to say much, but 
between chasing small boys from the 
"herd" (for lack of the proper genderic 
title) told a Collegian reporter: "The 
reports of my death are greatly 
exaggerated." 



No official excuses for class cuts are 
required at the University of Kansas 
becau.se the maintenance cost of the 
absence file in the dean's office was 
found to be too great. 

Of course we didn't know that the 
dean read this column. 



Asleep in the Deep: Reinaerd: 
They weren't Stockbridge students. 
We only sleep in bed or in class. 



Red Ball again brought home an- 
other sad story from Penn. and now 
the angry mob is howling for a win 
over Deerfield. 



The only freshmen on campus seem 
to be from Stockbridge. The S.S.A. 
frosh hats stand out against the bare- 
headed four-year frosh. 

— Aubrey Smith 



announcements 



Informal on Saturday, the 17th, at 
8 p.m. in the Drill Hall. 



for the Roister Doister 
"Death Takes a Holiday," 
Monday evening, Nov. 19 
Auditorium. All students 

and-Child film (shown last 
be shown again Thursday, 
7 p.m. in Bowker Aud. 






i 



Promotion 

Herbert E. Watkins, assi-stant pro- 
fessor of military science and tactics 
at the college since 1932, has been 
promoted from the rank of Captain in 
the U. S. Army to the po.sition of 
Major. Major Watkins is a graduate 
of the University of Maine, of the 
Troop Officers Cavalry School, and of 
the Field Artillery, Advanced Class. 
He is a member of the Delta Tau 
Delta fraternity. 

<irover Clark 

Grover Clark, editor, educator, and 
author, will address the student body 
on "The Far East in World Affairs," 
in Convocation, Thursday, Nov. 22. 

HiHtory-Sorioloity Club 

Prof. Charles P. Alexander will meet 
with the History-Sociology Club on 
Nov. 20, and will describe the life of 
the Pueblo Indians and Cliff Dwellers 
of the Southwest. The meeting will be 



By Pieping Tom 

Have you a little "Ent." Major in 
your home? You are missing sonii - 
thing if you haven't, but don't ff < 1 
sorry. The Chinee-man is living with 
one. It was a sorry day when old 
Tom cast his lot with the bug^y 
lunatic. Cigar-boxes full of insects all 
over the room — on bureaus, desks, 
dresser and table — not even tlie 
window-sills and closets are exempt 
from bearing these tombs of the 
mumified dead! And always the little 
white card of caution — "Do not 
touch!" 

The Chinee-man has seen so many 
"bugs" lately that when his dreanw 
are disturbed by Long-tailed Thaes,sa.s 
in fervent search for Horse-tail-larvae 
by righteous congregations of Pray- 
ing Mantids chanting, "I Ain't Gonna 
Grieve My Lord Anymo' " — by row 
upon row of Caddice-flies standing in 
their watery graves as solemn as 
Egyptian pharoahs in their sarco- 
phagi — and worse still, by Whirli- 
gig Beetles in pink tights stealing the 
stuff from the man on the flying 
trapeze. 

A favorite stunt of these "Ent" 
Majors on chilly November evenings 
is to open all windows, to flood the 
room with electric light, and then give 
chase to unsuspecting, six-legged, 
phototropic victims with a contrap- 
tion resembling a fish-net on a pole. 
The whole stunt is amusing for the 
spectators as well as uncomfortable. 
Upon finding one of his room-mates 
flitting after a belated honey-bee one 
of these warm, Indian summer days, 
the Chinee-man could not resist dedi- 
cating this week's column to: 

THE MARRIACiE-BROKEK 

Shame on the avaricious Bee 

Of manner sycophantic, 
Who goes about cold heartedly 

Exploiting the Romantic; 
Whose mercenary life is spent 

Purveying matrimony 

Without regard for sentiment 

Or anything but honey; 
Who knock at every petalled door 

And, bartering in dowers. 
Arranges loveless matches for 

The marriageable flowers. 

P.T. 



Shows Daily 
Matinees 25c 



2.30 6.30 8.30 
Evenings 35c 



Thurs.-Fri., Nov. 15-16 
John BoIpm Irene l>unne 

in Edith Wharton's 
"A(iE OF INNOCENCE" 

and 

Dorothy Stone Musical Review 

Madhouse Movies Cartoon 



between 7 and 7.50 p.m. in the Social 
Seminar room, Hort Mfgrs. Lab. 

K. O. Club 

As president and official representa- 
tive of the State College K. O. Club, 
George Simmons '35 is attending the 
student section of the American Coun- 
try Life Association now in session in 
Washington. 

Bum to Boston 

The first of four travel service ex- 
cursions in cooperation with the East- 
ern Greyhound Lines will be run from 
Mass. State to Worcester and Boston 
and return over Thanksgiving vaca- 
tion. Watch bulletin boards for fur- 
I ther announcements. 



Sat., Nov. 17 

J<»e K. Brown in 
"SIX l>AY BIKE RIOEK" 

also 
Comedy Grantland Rice 

Popeye Cartoon Fox News 



RYFEX STATIONERY 

Stamped with College, Name or Fraternity 

!$1.0» a b.^( 

Makes a fina C.irist.-nn praiant. 



A. J. Hastings 



Coma in and ss3 ui. 

NEM SDEALER an J 
STATIONER 



Amherst, Mass. 



Sun.-Mon.-Tues., Nov. 18-19-20 

Shirley Tent pie in 

"NOW .INU FOKEVEB" 

with Gary Cooper, Carole Lombard 

plus 
Sportlight "Rugby " Cartoon 

Dumb-Bell letters News 



Wed.-Thurs.. Nov. 21-22 
lliuu Cr««by .Miriam Hopkins 
"SHE I.OVES ME NOT" 

added 
Irvin B. Cobb Comedy News 

Popeye Cartoon Sportlight 



TWO SHOES IN ONE 

For an absolutely Water-proof Walking Shoe 

ask to see 

"THE WAHEB" 

A New Bostonian Oxford 

BOLLES SHOE STORE 



FOR SERVICE — PHONE 828 
LET DAVE DO IT 



AMHERST CLEANERS, DYERS &LAUNDEREUS 

WORK CALLED FOR AND DELIVERED 



TlIK MASSACHUSETTS COLLHCilAN. Till RSDAY. NOVHMBEK 1.., 



1934 



STATE PUCES 6th IN 
INTERCOLLEGIATES 

Miiirjiy and Proetor Take Fourth 
Mild Seventh Plaeeti 



ENI> CAREERS 



Heltering past State records, the 
Statesmen finished in sixth place last 
Monday, in the New England Inter- 
colUgiates on the F>anklin Park 
course. The State representatives 
tomi'iled a team score of 136 points, 
v»itl) liob Murray finishing in fourth 
plat, to carry off the individual 
honors. 

The best a Statesman has ever be- 
fore placed was a ninth by Caird in 
1932. This year, two Derbymen were 
able to get into the first ten, Murray 
fourth and Proctor seventh. 

Murray ran a beautiful race and 
wa.x always close to the lead. With 
only a quarter mile of the course to 
be run he was in second position, but 
was passed by a Rhode Island State 
man, and Hunnewell of Maine. 

Proctor more than fulfilled expec- 
tations when he was barely nosed out 
for sixth place by one of Maine's 
HIack twins, and ended in seventh. 
I'he State harrier pressed the two 
brothers so closely that he kept them 
from cr()s.sing the line with their cus- 

I Kimary hand-in-hand finish. 

.Stepat, who finished 41st, was badly 

I hindered by an injured knee. The 
other Statesmen, Gillette, Bishop, 

I .Sampson, and Bryant, finished 36th, 

148, 49th, and 77th, respectively. 




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Q.T.V. Iwcame the undefeated cham- 
pion of interfraternity soccer last 
Wednesday by defeating Theta Chi, 
last year's champs, 1-0. Theta Chi 
met Kappa Flpsilon and Q.T.V. met 
lambda Chi Alpha in the semi-finals. 
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STATE GRIDMEN ROMP TO 37-0 
WINOVER UNDEFEATED HUSKIES 

Wesleyan Closes 

Soccer Season 



Senior State ilnrriers 



NEW TUCKTITE BAGS 
OF 

IVKLVET SILK WOOL 

and LEATHER in 
A Variety of Sizes 

Miss Cutler's Gift Shop 



S. S. HYDE 

Optometriiit and Optician 

51 Pleasant Street 

On way to Postoflice 

Eyes Tested 

PrescriptionH Filled 

All replacements and repairs 
at short notice 



TY'PEWRITKRS 

For Sale and For Rent 

H. E. DAVID 

Special rates for students. 



Lexdlng .Siorers in .Soccer 

Trask, T.C. 4 Mozdeii, y.T.\ . 2 

Hrown. L.C.A. 4 Lindtin, T.C. 2 

I.yman, P.S.K. 3 Kyle, K.E. 2 

IVasp, <JT.\. I 2 Knmu), .\ CR. 2 

Ping-pong, an innovation in inter- 
fraternity sports this year, and touch 
football started the rounds of compe- 
tition last week. The most outstand- 
ing game was a 27-27 tie contest be- 
tween Kappa Sigma and Sigma Phi 
Epsilon. 

Touch Football Last Week 
ICappa Simiia 27. L> T.W 18 
Kappa SiKiiia 27, SiRma I'hi KiwiUm 27 
Alpha Kpsil<,n I'i Mi. L^iinhda ("hi Alpha l.{ 
I'lii SiKiiia Kapiia ,W. I'hi l.ariilxia Tan ti 
l.aiiilxia (hi Alph.i .'il, .Mplia (lamin.i Rho 7 

Tueaday Niitht 
Thita (hi 21. IMii Uimt)da Tau 
fJT.V. 1,1, .Sintiia I'hi lipsilon 12 
.Noiit-Kratcrnily forfcitt-d to Kapiw l':psiloii 
Pinft Ponft Reaulls Lant Week 

S.I'.E. won from K.S. | 

P.L.T. won from I'.S.K. 2 

l-.C.A. won from A. I'M'. 2 

LX'.A. won from ,\.(;.R. 2 

K.S. won from OT.V. i 

Tuesday Night 

P.L.T. won from T.C. 1 

Non-Frat. won from K.E. 2 

S.P.E. won from Q.T.V. 2 



A chance to get into third place in 
the New England Soccer Ix-agut' will 
be granted the varsity squad tomorr(»w 
at 3 p.m. when they close the 19^11 
season with the Wesleyan hooters. 
Both teams have had successful sea- 
sons with the C:ardinal team winning 
niore decisively eariier in the year. 
The development shown by the States- 
men in the last few games indicates 
a clo.s«> game. 

Six State seniors will 1k> in their 
last game. Captain Jim Blackburn, 
Curt Clark, and Bob Hunter will 
leave the halfback and forward lines, 
while Clayt George, Red Wood, and 
Rue Norris will end as defense men. 



NorHieiiHtern roiiiidne Held Seore- 
lemn jiH Koeiiiil and Sleniirl Ai^iiin 
Lend .\liir«>oii iiimI White Win. 
.Murphy Let Loose in Final 
Oniirler. 



Fisher's 

SLIP-OVER SWEATERS 

TWIN SWEATERS 

SKIRTS 

MITTENS GLOVES HAl^ 



WE SERVE CLUB BREAKFASTS 

SPECIAL DINNERS AND SUPPERS 
They are very nice — and reasonable. 

The College Candy Kitchen 

The place that always serves the best of food 



Drop in and see Bill and A! 

And have a steak — or perhaps just 
a sandwich and coffee at 

Deady's Diner 

DRAUGHT BEER AT UINER NO. 1 



THE COLLEGE STORE 

ChriNtiniiN (ireelinit Curds 

Printed with Your Name 
40 fur Nile 



('ontiiiuing the Hinashing brand of 
football exhibited in the Amherst 
game, the Maroon and White grid- 
sters turned back the attack of a 
fighting Northea.stern team and turni-d 
the contest into a A7 i„ () rout In-fore 
the final whistle was sounded. K(H.nig 
and Stewart bore the brunt of the 
Statesmen's attack for the Hrst part 
of the game and Kreddy Murphy ran 
wild in the final canto, counting up 
three touchdowns before the contest 
was over. 

The Huskie combine came to Am- 
herst with a record of five wins and 
one tie but they met more than their 
match in the high jiower Maroon and 
White machine. Pl«y throughout 
most of the game remained d«.ep in 
Northeastern territory and the one 
dangerous Huskie willy was easily 
halted by the Tauhenien before the 
goal line was threatened. 

Northeastern started out with their 
full repetoire of plays but from the 
very start it was apparent that the 
Maroon and White outfit packed too 
much punch for the Boston team. 
Near the end of the pt>rii>d Shulkin 
fell on a loose ball on the 25-yard line. 
Jack K<R«nig brought the hall to the 
six-inch line as the period ended. On 
the first play of the stn-ond period, 
K«K;nig crashed through for the first 
touchdown 

State kicked off and Northeastern 

h<!gan the one drive that carried them 

deep into State territory. State, tak- 

Continued on Page 4 



WOOL SOCKS 
COLLEGE MAID SILK HOSIERY 



35c PAIR 



69c PAIR 



When in need of Flowers 

for any occasion. Remember 

M usance's Flower Shop 

Phone 1028-W Night 1028-R 

T. Bush '38, Agent 



JACKSON & CUTLER 



AMHERST, MASS. 



College Drug Store 

W. H. Mc(.RATH, Reg. Pharm. 
AMHERST MASS. 

Novick & Johnson 

diistom Tuilurf & Furriers 

Suits made to order. 

Cleaning, Pressing & Repairing 

Phone 342W 3 Pleasant St. 



National Shoe Repair Co. 

SPECIAL PRICK 



Men's half soles and rubber heels 
Ladies' half soles and heels 
Men's rubber heels 



$1.00 
.75 
.30 



Located between the Town Hall and the Masonic Building. 
All work (lunrnntee«i 



Phiico Radios 



Electrical Appliances 

Fraternity House Equipment 



Paints 



I'lumbing 



Heatin 



g 



IH^ MUTUAL PLUMBING & HEAIiNG CO. 

35 SOUTH PLEASANT STREET 



Winter Sportswear and Riding Togs 

COLODNY'S 

32 Main Street, Northampton, 

(Near Depot) 

Fall Stock of 

Men's and 

Women's 

Sportwear at 

Ivowest Prices. 

Men's 
Corduroy 
Trousers, 
all colors 
$2.95 „p 



rillLDKKN'S IMM>K WKKK 

Get your Christmas Books for Brothers and Sisters 
See the famous MICKEY MOUSE WADDLE BOOKS demonstrated 

They Walk $1 00 

ALL THE TARZAN BOOKS 75c 

LITTLE TONY OF ITALY new title in Children of All Iwinds -^O,- 
MIDGET AND BRIDGET by the Haders .$20^ 

TOM SWIFT, DON STURDY and other .Series 50c 



JAMES A, LOWELL, Bookseli 



er 




CLOTHING AND IIAKKKI>A.SIIKKY 



FOR COLLVAiK .MKN 



E. W. SWITZER 



Ladies' Wool Ski Coats and Suede 

Jackets .$4.95 up 

Men's and Women's Sweaters 

Socks, Riding Breeches and Boots 



TVPKMKITKKS 

PORTABLE AND .STANDARD TYPEWRITERS 
$l» TO ft4W 

Come in and try one of the new low-priced portables 

Does your typewriter need cleaning or repairs? 

Bring it in then or call Amherst HHH 

GEORGE W. SIMMONS '35 

97 F'lea.sant Street 
KilthoiiH and Carlton Paper 



Don't forget to see the new Interwoven Wool Socks. 
Plenty of checks and plaids. 

.50c 7F>c $1.00 



F. M. THOMPSON & SON. 



College Clothes for Forty Years 



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TIIE MASSACHUSETTS COLLEGIAN. TIIUKSDAY. NOVKMBEB 8. 1934 



Ml 



THOMAS F. WALSH 



STYLE 

A mere glance at a Hickey-Freeman suit or overcoat should «uffice to 
convince one that it excells in the 
Art of Design. 



VKTERANS' HOSPITAL 

COMPAKABLK TO COLLEGE 

Continued from Page 1 
not as popular an institution as is the 
library at the state college. The 
college library has over ninety-eight 
thousand bound books, an equal 
number of classified bulletins and 
scientific abstracts, and about five 
hundred current magazines and jour- 
nals. The government is dealing with 
a difTerent type of inmate, but it has 
provided thirty-five hundred bound 
books, and nearly all of the popular 
magazines. Of the six hundred pa- 
tients, one-sixth are real readers, and 
visit the library daily. College stud- 
ents devote most of their time to the 
arts and sciences, whereas but few of 
the veterans have been trained in 
these fields, works of adventure and 
romance are the most popular. 

Kct-reutiuniil Opportunities 
From the standpoint of relaxation 
and recreation, a college, the Massa- 
chusetts State College, at least, has 
no comparison. The college student 
has an opportunity to attend a few 
entertainments, and a handful of 
athletic events, has two tennis courts, 
a swimming pool, four bowling alleys, 
and two pool tables to occupy him in 
odd moments. The veteran, with 
eight hours of odd moments daily, 
boasts of a golf course, tennis courts, a 
swimming pool, and bigger and better 
pool tables and bowling alleys than 
the college student has. Ten teams 
carry on organized bowling matches, 
and contests between Harvard and 
Yale, Princeton and Columbia, and 
Smith and the Nite Hawks are weekly 
events. Concerts by the Northampton 
and Holyoke Concert Orchestras are 
given from time to time, and a ten 



thousand dollar pipe organ furnishes 
music for all institutional events. Two 
moving pictures are shown weekly, and 
dances are held twice a month. All 
patients enjoy the radio broadcasts, 
for each room is connected by radio. 
A comparison of the curricula of the 
two institutions might tend to show 
that the college trys to stimulate the 
brain of the inmate to the utmost, and 
that the hospital functions to the end 
of rejuvenating over-stimulated brain 
cells. 



IM>EX IIOAKD PLANS 

MANY INNOVATIONS 

position as editor of the literary de- 
partment. Other changes in the board 
membership, including the appoint- 
ment of an associate editor in charge 
of composition, are pending. 

One of the features of the 1935 
yearbook will be a new and distinctive 
grouping of individual pictures, while 
another innovation will be the use of 
informal grouping in pictures of cam- 
pus organizations. 

The art department, headed by 
Dean N. Click '36, will introduce a 
new feature to the book in the use of 
several pages of distinctive pen-sketch 
cuts of campus scenes and figures. 

The omi.s8ion of personal articles, as 
in last year's Index, and the inclusion 
of several new special feature articles, 
will feature the work of the literary 
department. 

Editor Whaley plans to make the 
introduction to the book an attractive 
and distinctive feature, and has an- 
nounced that some changes in the 
divisions into which the book has 
been sub-divided in the past are con- 
templated. 

Members of the staff of the 1935 



Index are as follows: editor-in-chief, 
W. Gordon Whaley; associate editor, 
Uonta G. Horrigan; secretary, Anna 
A. Flynn; business manager, Howard 
Parker; literary department, Dorothy 
Nurmi, editor, William W. Chilson, 
and John L. McConchie; statistics, 
Donald T. Donnelly, editor. Philip R. 
Cook, Barbara Davis, Edmond L. 
Cance, and Calvin S. Hannum; pho- 
tographic, Clarence Packard and 
Charles V. Thayer, co-editora, and 
Mary A. Cawley; art. Dean N. Click, 
editor, Louis deWilde, and David H. 
Taylor; faculty advisor. Dr. Maxwell 
H. Goldberg; and financial advisor. 
Prof. Lawrence S. Dickinson. 



STATE CiRIDMEN BEAT 

UNDEFEATED lilSKIKS 

Continued from Page 1 
ing the ball on the 20-yard marker, 
opened up an attack that carried the 
ball sixty yards before they were held 
for downs. A Northeastern forward 
pass was intercepted by Peterson who 
raced the thirty yards for a touchdown. 
The half ended with State leading 12-0. 

Toward the end of the third period 
State started an advance that resulted 
in another touchdown. Taking a kick 
at the 32-yard line, Koenig, Filip- 
kowski and Stewart advanced the ball 
to the eleven-yard line as the period 
ended. At this point Coach Taube 
replaced the first team. Murphy and 
Filipkowski combined to push the ball 
over the goal line for the third State 
touchdown. 

After the next kickoff, Filipkowski 
pulled down a Huskie pass on the 
40-yard line and was only halted at 
the six-yard line. Murphy, with a 



wild burst of speed, scored on a play 
around the end. After the next kick- 
off. Northeastern was held for downs 
on the 28-yard line and it wasn't long 
before Murphy was off again for 
another score, around the end. A 
short time later Murphy pulled down 
a Huskie pass and reeled off thirty 
yards before he was downed. Peckham 
made it first down on the eight-yard 
line and Murphy raced through the 
line for another score. 

State showed the same first-class 
brand of ball playing that they did in 
the Amherst game and Koenig and 
Stewart were again outstanding. The 
line, with Schaffner, Lapham and 
Nietupski showing up excellently, was 
exceptional on defense. But it was the 
all-round team play of the Statesmen 
that made the game such a runaway. 



Mrs. Cora Hathaway, manager of 
the College Dining Hall for the 
past seven years, died in North- 
ampton last Saturday, at the age 
of sixty-seven. Mrs. Hathaway 
was born in Spencer, Mass. and 
was educated in the public schools 
of Spencer. She attended Columbia 
University and after a short career 
as a concert singer, she became 
interested in institutional work. 
Mrs. Hathaway was employed at 
the Grafton State Hospital before 
she came to Massachusetts State. 
Mrs. Hathaway won much respect 
and admiration from the students 
and officials of the college, both 
because of her capable leadership 
and her pleasant personality. 



INDIVIDl'AL SKITS 

FEATURE ANNUAL RKV|>: 

Continued from Page 1 

Go Nutty." The entire present uion 

— book, music, dances, and din-i tion 
— ■ was done by students, under the 
supervision of the Roister Doi-iirs 
and the result was entirely satisfai tory 

Unfortunately, however, a » om. 
bination of circumstances precludt the 
undertaking of a similar show Uus 
year, and therefore, the 1934 May 
State Revue will retiu-n to its tradi- 
tional form. Any four-year student or 
group of students is eligible for |);ir. 
ticipation and under the direction uf 
the Roister Doisters, a series of short 
and varied acts will comprise the in- 
formal program. The Glee Club will 
probably sing several selectioas, but 
the rest of the evening will be entireh 
devoted to acts by groups apart from 
the campus organizations. Pratti 
cally any "brain child" is acceptable, 
while music — vocal or instrumental. 

— obviously humorous skits, dancing 

— from clogging to aesthetic, will be 
most acceptable. 

Any students who wish to offer th^ir 
histrionic talents in this undeniablv 
good cause are urged to communicate 
with Ted Law '36, Marguerite Ford 
'36, Bernice Dolan '35, or Georj^e 
Congdon '35. 



COLLECilAN BOARD 

SELECTS ME.MBKKS 

Continued from Page 1 
appointment of the new meml)ers 
were ability to write, enthusiasm, 
punctuality in submitting articles and 
attending meetings, willingness t.) 
work hard, and personal traits. 




air enou 



WE tell you that Chesterfield 
Cigarettes are made of mild, 
ripe tobaccos. We've told you about 
the paper — that it's pure and burns 
right, without taste or odor. 

We have said that Chesterfields arc 
made right. The tobaccos are aged, 
then blended and cross -blended, and 




cut into shreds the right width and 
length to smoke right. 

These things are done to make 
what people want— a cigarette that's 
milder, a cigarette that tastes better 
— a cigarette that satisfies. 

You can prove what we 
tell you about Chesterfield. 
May we ask you to try them 
— that would seem to be fair enough. 




duAy^^ 



the cigarette that's MILDER 
the cigarette that TASTES BETTER 



CURRENT EVENT OF 
THE WEEK 



Kead about tlie lite and success 
ot Nino Murtini, wlio will 
ai)pear here tomorrow niulit. 




M. A. C. Xfibrary, 



/nbassacbu^^moUcQian 



OUT.ST\NI>IN(; EVBNT 
OK TICK WEEK 



I'll'' c'xliil>l(iim of siK-cer given 

l>y llw l.Min in dcfeatinn 

VVeslcyan in die l,nt uaine of 

tli<* «Msi)n. 



Vol. XLV 



AMHERST. MASS. TIIl'RSDAY. NOVEMRKR 22, 1934 



Cast For Annual Winter Play 

Selected By Roister Doisters 



Number tt 



John MfCoiicitie and I.u!n .^Infoni- 

l»er Iliivt' l..«>)idN in "Dfiitli 

TakoM a ilolidiiy" 

Seventy-five students, the largest 
number in the history of the Roister 
Doisters reported for the tryouts for 
the winter play. Death Takes a Holiday 
held Monday evening in Bowker 
Auditorium. As a result of the com- 
petition, thirteen parts were filled for 
the play, to be presented March 1. 

John L. McConchie '36, the winner 
of the Burnham Declamation Con- 
test of last spring, as His Serene 
Highness, Prince Sirki, will play the 
leading role with Lois Macomber '38 
as (Irazia in the leading feminine role. 

Four veteran members of the Rois- 
ter Doisters will appear in the play, 
including Edward V. Law '36, the 
president of the group, who will 
appear as Duke Lambert: Marguerite 
.M. Ford '36, as the Princess of San 
l.uca; Bernice J. Dolan '35, as Rhoda 
Fenton; and Max Kramer '37, as 
Fedele. 

Continued on Page 5 



David Morton Speaks 
At Vesper Services 

David Morton, Amherst poet, ad- 
dressing the Sunday Vesper's group 
on November 18, told of his experi- 
ences and read some of his own lyric 
poems. When he first began to be 
interested in poetry and the writing 
of poetry, David Morton was apolo- 
getic because he believed that poetry 
was not a man's concern. He used to 
think as the old maxim 'A poet 
buried in Westminter Abbey is a 
priceless treasure. A poet in the same 
room is a darned nui.sance." 

Gradually there came a change in 
Continued on Page 6 



TirrS <iAME INFORl^lAL 

(Telegram received this morning) 

Mr. Theodore M. Leary 
Editor of College Paper 
Massachusetts State ('ollege 

WH.L YOU KINDLY MAKE 
ANNOUNCEMENT OF AN IN 
FORMAL DANCE SATURDAY 
NIGHT AT THE TUF'I>5 COL- 
LEGE GYM? TICKETO $1.50. 
FAVOR GREATLY APPRECI- 
ATED. 

Sword and Shield 
Honorary Society, Tufts 



COMMUNITY CONCERT PROGRAM 
PRESENTS LEADING TENOR 



Williams Refuses 
FERA Student Aid 



Coininiiiihy Concert Siii|;ier 



College Begins Use 
Of Own Gas Plant 

Necessitated by the discontinuance 
of the Amherst Gas Company, the 
college began operation of its private 
gas system this week. After consider- 
ing various possibilities, the college 
installed a pentane vaporization sys- 
tem at the Power Plant and by using 
the old mains, the transition was 
simple. 

The generating equipment is cap- 
able of furnishing 1500 cubic feet per 
hour and consists of an underground 
tank to store the liquid pentane over 
which compressed air is passed. Re- 
sembling a miniature metropolitan gas 
reservoir, a spare tank to store 
enough compressed air to last three 
hours in case the pumps should fail, 
*a.s built as an emergency unit and 
Its tower is the only visible change. 

Continued on Page 5 



Many Graduates Continue 
Education Survey Shows 



As a result of a questionnaire sent 
out by the Placement Office, reports 
have come in concerning forty-two of 
the one hundred and seventeen men 
graduates of 1934. The reports, while 
not complete, indicate a general 
marked increase over the number 
employed and continuing their studies 
among the two previous cla.sseH. Nine 
of these men have secured employ- 
ment in their field of study, twenty 
are in graduate schools, and four, in 
medical schools. 

The following men are now working: 

Jarm-s S. Klar, I'ark Ut-i.t.. SpriiiKli.lil. .\Ia>s. 

Randolph K. ('nit-. Research in .Animal Ui^a.se^. 
Conn. State College 

kolanil R. Cutlir. Jr., Florist Shop. Srjuth Sudbury 

John B. Karrar. Teacher, Norfolk ( oiinty Auricul- 
tural School 

.\rthur A. (in-en. Caretaker on estate 

Rus«-ll K. MacCk-ery, Apprenticf Instructor, 
Ksst'x .Agricultural .S hiMil 

Russell Sturtevant. Kairtield County Herd Im- 
provement .Association 

Henry .V. Walker. TeachinK. Hardwick High 

Walter S. Lister. .Account Dept. of Hamel leather 
Comi)any, Haverhill 

The following are medical students: 

Wallace L. ( heshro, Tults .Medical Si liofil 
Howard R. Sievers, Tufts .Medical Sihool 
Burns Rohhins. fniversity of \'ermont 
Joseph K. Zielinski. Jefferson Medical S hool. 

Continued on Page 5 



Peruvian Government Sends 

Representative To Study Here 



f^r Hogo Magill, official dairy rep- 
rf^stntative of the Peruvian govern- 
■"tnt, has been visiting the college 
'his past week making a survey of the 
''airy situation here with views to 
applying such knowledge as he may 
Ssin to the dairy improvement pro- 
«f'*m being carried on at the present 
time in F*eru. 

According to Dr. Magill, even 
'hough Peru is ahead of the other 

I ■^'"J'h American countries as far as 
^'fy sanitation is concerned, the 
*«nitarv conditions of milk supply can 
* gnatly improved by modelling 
•^■^uvjan methods on those in this 
ountry The daily per capita con- 

P^n^pii-n of milk in Peru is only a 
^^nh „f a pint, whereas in the United 
• -ites .-ach person drinks almost a 

IJint ;, (lay ..rpj^g problem of the 
^^"y industry in Peru," says Dr. 
i./^'": ^■■''" ^ solved only through 
^IJcatDn. First, we must educate 
j""^ Ifgislate to promote better nani- 

and "'■''''''°"*' "f °^ilJ^ production, 

^" "nd, we must educate the 

^ ,^ ma.ss of people to use more 

^^^' products. In the United States 

, ^'"'''•t dairy a.s.sociations have 

but^^' ''^*" this problem of education, 

'" "'V country the government has 

sume this duty." 



J hut 



There are great opportunities in 
Peru for men from the United States 
to study and improve the .sanitary 
conditions of cattle. Because of the 
warm climate disea.ses like Texas 
fever, foot and mouth di.seases and 
anthrax are very prevalent. Poi.son- 
ous smoke from mines in certain 
.sections of the country is aLso re- 
sponsible for cattle lo.s.ses. Flutter is 
made only in the highland.s where 
milk is cheap and in the larger cities 
people have to resort to canned milk. 
In Lima, for instance, 10,000 cans of 
milk prepared in the United States 
are consumed each day, and even this 
condition is due to become worse, for 
Chilean enterpri.ses, favored by ex- 
change rates, is preparing to flood the 
F'eruvian market with a cheaper, and 
decidedly inferior grade of milk. 

These are the main reasons why the 
Peruvian government has commis- 
.sioned Dr. Magill, who, incidentally, 
owns a large milk plant him.self, to 
come to the United States to gather 
information on the best methods f)f 
.sanitation and on ordinances of milk 
handling. Peru has come to realize 
the value of milk to human health and 
intends to push through a program 
which will safeguard the health of her 
citizens. 



Denouncing the plan to use FRHA 
funds to aid college students in his 
refusal of federal assistance, President 
Dennett of Williams ('ollege asserted 
that it was impossible for the govern- 
ment to decide whether a specific 
student deserved aid or not and that 
a reduction in college enrolment is 
desirable. $7260 monthly is available 
in Massachusetts under this plan, 
with M.S.C. receiving $22;}5 for 149 
students. Mt. Holyoke, Amherst, 
A. I.e., International Y.M.C.A., and 
two state teacher's colleges are given 
the remainder. 

Dr. Dennett's refusal to accept this 
FF^RA aid for students at Williams 
was upheld by editorials app(>aring in 
the Springfield Union and the New 
York Herald-Tribune that commended 
his declining "indiscriminate federal 
aid for needy students." His Htand 
was challenged by President McClown 
of A. I.e., who a.ssc>rted that while 
such criticism was justified at Williams 
"a rich man's college," it should not 
apply to other schools "where many 
students are dependent upon such aid." 
Amherst College will accept ap- 
proximately half the amount since it 
is in a position to take care of over 
two hundred needy students in its 
present financial situation. I.rfite last 
week Amherst received a new endow- 
ment of $1,100,000. 

At Mass. State, 185 students are 
regularly on the p]RA fund at present, 
fifty on a special emergency fund, and 
from fifteen to twenty on special jobs 
occasionally. The number varies as 
there is a lump sum of money a 
month, but every cent available is 
used. 




Nino Martini, Star uf MetropwUlnn 

Opera (^Miipaiiy, MiH .ippear 

Twinorruw Nii^ht 



Nino Martini 

Who will appear tomorrow night 



CA.MPLS CALENDAR 

".\tan uitHls hut titlU. nor that Utile lon^; 
Hrrw srinn mu\t he resinn his very dust, 
Whuh frugal nature lent him fi,r an hour. 
— Vounti 



Faculty Considers 
Curriculum Changes 

Discussion of the recommendations 
recently made by the Faculty Com- 
mittee on the Curriculum is being 
carried on at weekly meetings of the 
entire faculty to consider the recom- 
mendations and determine a definite 
position for the group. 

It is planned to formulate within a 
few weeks definite resolutions and 
recommendations for the future guid- 
ance of the college. In all cases where 
a definite college policy is involved, 
the faculty will submit their resolu- 
tions through the President's Cabinet 
to the Trustees for their consideration 
and adoption. 

At the first meeting held last 
Thursday, the discussion of the ob- 
jectives of the college was led by 
Prof. Harry N. Click and Prof. 
Victor A. Rice, while Prof. F. P. Rand 
dealt with the recommendations re- 
garding organization of major depart- 
ments. Prof. Robert P. Holdsworth's 
Continued on Page 5 



On November 23d. Nino Martini, 
leading tenor of the Metropt.litan 
Opt-ra Company, will give the first of 
the four concerts sponsored this year 
by the Community Concert Assmi- 
ation of Amherst. This concert is the 
only one of the series to lie given in 
Stockbridge Hall, all the others being 
scheduled for College Hall. Famous 
as a radio star, Nino Martini brings 
to his audience a voice so full of 
iH'auty and magic that it has won for 
him prt)bahly more admirers than 
that of any other tenor. 

Hc)rn and bred in Verona, Italy, 
Nino Martini led the life of an ordi- 
nary school-boy until one day the 
ch»)irmaster of .San Fermo's Church 
found in testing the voice of the 
ten-year old Nino that il was sur- 
prisingly beautiful. Soon he was sing- 
ing as soloist on great feast days. 
I.jiter, (jiovanni Zenatello and his 
wife. Maria (Jay. both distinguished 
opera singers who had foundetl a 
school for singing at Vernoa, became 
interested in the boy and took him 
into their home for study, a relation- 
ship which continued unbroken. 

In a home ideal for its musical 
atmosphere, and in a.ssociatitm with 
the students following a strict study 
schedule, Nino ab.sorbt>d mucrh that 
was vital to his future. Zenatello 
Continued on Page 6 



The Roving 
Reporter 

Should VIhhh OflicerN K<> AholiMlied 
\h llfinii l.'niiereMMnry? 



1'hursday, Nov. 22 

7.1.) p.m. Physi. s < lub. Physics BuildinK 
7.;$') p.m. Band rehearsal. .Memorial BldR. 
2.'K) p.m. .'^tockbridKe fwlball. I>.r(ield 

at I>-Hrli<-ld 
s. 00 p.m. (.irl.s (,le.- (lub. Bowker .\ud. 
Friday, Nov. 2i 

7.:{'» p.m. Fernal.l Knt. f lub, Fernald Hall 
■S.(K) p.m. Cuniuiunity Conc-rt. .\ino .\J;ir- 
tini. StfK kbridw Hall 
Saturday. Nov. 24 

2.00 I). 111. Tufts «ame, Medford 
s.'IO p. 111. Inform. il. Tufts 
Sunday, Nov. 25 

!».IX» p.m. ( haiK-l, Rev, J. Paul Williams 
.5.011 p.m. Radio Convert. Memorial Bldi{. 
.").:{0 I).m. .'iiind.iv \<s;„rs. Memorial BldR. 
Monday. November 26 
H.:{0 p.m. Dr. \an Winkle, Newman Club, 
Meniori:il Hiiildinij 
November 26-28 

.Annual K\ti-n-i<in ( onlerencc 
Tuesday, Nov. 27 

I.. 50 p.m. Informal ( oncert, Mem. BUIk. 
7.00 p.m. .\t<-u > debating. Memorial KldK. 
^.(K) p.m. .Min n (;ie.' (lub. Metnoriai Bldg. 
x.(M) p.m. Informal. Memorial Bld«. 
Wednesday, Nov. 28 

12 n<K)n Tliauk-nii ini4 Re. i.^, 'i>".;in* 
Monday, IJec. i 

'^.O'l am Chu^e^ t>ei<in 
Tuesday, Dec. 4 

7.00p.m. Men- debating. Memorial BldK. 
S.OO p.m Men - (;iee (lub. .Memorial BIdK 



ASSEMBLY ADDRESSED 
BY ORIENTAL EXPERT 

Discussing the influence of modern 
China upon the rest of the world, 
Mr. CJrover Clark, former professor 
in the National University in Peking, 
and for three years special lecturer at 
Columbia University, sp<>aking in Con- 
vocation at Mas.sachusetts .State ('ol- 
lege on Nov. 22, traced the transition 
of modern ('hina from a pa.ssive .suh- 
jtjct of western experimentation to an 
active force in world affairs. 

A descendant of a family which has 
been associat('d with the Far Fast for 
four generations, Mr. Clark was him- 
self born in .Japan. After being edu- 
cated in the United .Stat(!s, ht; n^turnt^d 
to the Orient where he gained fame 
as an educator and as editor of the i 
Peking Leader. I 

As a result of these years spent in ' 
the Far Fast, he has been sub.setjuently I 
a.ss<)cialed with the Carnegi(' Kndow- 
ment for International Peace, the ^ 
lastitute of Pacific Relations and 
many business and financial hou.ses as 
advisor. For the last two years, Mr. 
Clark has conducte<l the Round Table ; 
on the Far Fast at the University of 
Virginia Institute of Public Affairs. 
He is also the author of two magazine 
articles of great interest. Economic 
Rivalries in China, and Thr dreat 
Wall Crumbles. 



Kleiinor TriiMk M7 

Why no, I don't think they're 
unneceswtry. After all you have to 
have .som(?()ne to run the class m(*etingH. 
Windy Iwipliain "17 

No. I think that any distinctive 
group of people should have an 
executive body to direct its functions. 
Sahin KiiipkowNki \'t7 

No. We n»'ed cla.ss officers to repre- 
sent the cla.ss when there is need to 
do so. 
tiny <ir«y '37 

Yes. Kxcept in the .s<'nior cla.ss, 
iMjcause they need a president at 
commen(rement. 
(i«-»ri^e ViiH.s«>s '3B 

No. 1 don't think they should be 
abolished, liecause every organization 
needs h-aders. 
.Mart^aret lliit<-iiinH«»ii '.'{ii 

No. Emphatically no!! Not until 
class(?s jire abolishitd. 
John Stewjirl "{li 

No. Not unless .some oth(T type of 
organization is substituted. .Some of 
cla.ss management must remain in 
student hands. 

N<»rvin I Ueiisteiii '.'{(» 

N(.. 1 think they are a fine thing. 
Itiiy Kvaiis ';»,'» 
I No. Someone must take the initia- 
[tive. I did think the faculty could 
take care of it. but now I don't think 
so. 
Marie Currier ';{.■> 

I think it would elimin;iic n l<»t of 
cla.ss politics. 
Doroliiy ll.irtlett 'Jt.l 

There's something to be .said on 
both sides, depending on who the 
officers are. 

Ted Hall ':r> 

I think they are quite ne(.SNary, as 
there should be a leader for the class, 
but .some of the offices toutd be 
eliminated. 



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THE MASSACHUSB1T8 COLLEGIAN. TIIUBSPAY. NOVEMBEK 22. 1934 



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Ncwi 
ELIZABETH HARRINGTON '35 
ANNE BERNSTEIN '35 
FLORENCE SAULN1KR;36 
GERTRUDE VICKERY 36 
IIARGUERITE LEUUC -36 
LOUIS A. BRRAULT^ Jr 37 
DON ALU DONNELLY 36 
BYRON JOHNSON _37 

?1<•^SCK^'J"^.^ND'^T0RM •:« 
PHlLir B. SHIFK 37 



CAMPUS DEPARTMENT ^^^,^^,^^ 

JACK W. FOSTER '36 
CHARLES ESHBACK '37 
WALTER GURALNICK 37 
MAXWELL H. KLAYMAN 3ri 
JILION H KATZEKK 3.> 



F«culty Advlaor 

DR. MAXWELL GOLDBERG 

Financial Advisor 

PROl". LAWRENCE S. DICKINSON 



We apologize, suh . . , 

Stockbridge explained last week how 
our befuddled correHpondent incor- 
rectly accused them of deception by 
using the forward pass on the grid- 
iron. 

Still, no team which features the 
triple fumble can be wholly free from 
the taint of deception. 




TllE MASSACHUSBIT^ COLLEGIAN. THURSDAY. NOVEMBEK 22. 1»S4 



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Either way, son, you're sick . . . 

Ammonia fumes spread from an- 
other lab into a freshman lab last 
week, causing the class to cough, 
sputter, and express their indignation. 
One man seemed especially overcome, 
for he was huddled over a book with 
a stricken look. As the instructor 
came up to investigate, he looked up 
with a sad smile. 

"I don't mind the fumes," he said. 
"It's these problems that bother me!" 



Coinmotiun of CiiinpuH. Weep- 
ing and wailing and gnashing of 
teeth, with one or two instances of 
pulling of hair. Then there is the 
other faction — the happy-go-lucky 
(mostly lucky) minety per centers 
who nonchalantly pass it off with 
"It was a 'gut.* I didn't even crack 
a book — just read the lecture notes." 
Yes, Organic Chemistry reaps its first 
harvest and finds much of the seed 
has been sown on stony ground. 



CDITCCIAL 



WHAT SAYS THE FACULTY? 

Tomorrow the faculty will vote on the adoption of the Bachelor of 
Arts deeree. The Collc^iati, voicing the overwhelminR desire of the 
student body, ur^es the addition to the college of this degree. W hy is 
this move now highly desirable.-' 

Growth and the A.B. 
Undoubtedly this course will help the growth of the college. A 
new spirit is felt on the campus. Recent construction is but the sign 
of^ force working for a finer institution. At the heart of this Ingher 
morile has been President Baker. Since his appearance, the best de- 
velopment for the whole college has been nearest his heart. Unselfishly, 
and without care for personal recognition, he has put his every energy 
hto^ha single aim. With increased knowledge of him, the students 
have sensed all this. We are well onoi.r way to being a vital part of 
the state educational system, and an influence within and without the 
State One line of improvement is the conferring of this degree. No 
human institution remains static - an organization either goes up- 
ward or it goes down. Minor or personal considerations must not 
weigh in our minds when the future of the college is to be won. 

Opinion of the College 
All other parts of the college have approved of the A.B. degree. In 
Tune the Board of Directors of the Associate Alumni voted for it 
un mimouslv. The student body, through a special questionnaire of 
he Student Committee on Curriculum Study, approved the idea 
overwhelminglv. And both the Faculty and Student Committees on 
Curriculum Study recommended the A.B. degree in their reports. 

Service 
One of the purposes of this college is to serve the state. Not ob- 
viously, but most effectively, this object is aided in one way by send- 
ing out graduates who bv their higher knowledge and standards raise 
the eeneral tone of the middle class. This manner of service is the 
least plain to be seen, but is probably the largest and most valuable. 
More obvious and direct, however, is the service our graduates give 
who instruct in the schools in the state. Many teach non-scientif^c 
subiects — languages and social studies. How much more efificient 
and valuable would they be if they had the complete training for their 

positions! 

Benefit to Graduates 

The most immediate and tangil^le value from the A.B degree 
would be in "placing" our graduates Several days ago I talked with 
one of last year's seniors — a dose friend of mine. He had majored 
in the Social "Sciences." and sought naturally, to teach a subject 
under that division of studies. He is capable and has a fine record. 
Vet, several high school principals told him they could not accept him 
for that subject with in his incongruous B.Sc. degree. The same wall 
stops graduates seeking scholarships and assistantships in any gradu- 
ate school of arts. Our actual science majors, also, tend to have a 
debased degree; for our B.Sc. does not necessarily imply a study of 
the pure sciences. Two degrees for this college - both. thus, meaning 
something specific — would help to "place" our graduates. 

No Major Change 
The A B degree would cause little change in our organization or 
curriculum We have already the departments to supply it completely. 
Obviously, we have nearly the equivalent of the Arts course now. 
There remains only to recognize it by naming it as such. The matter 
comes down to the'principle of honesty — shall we call a spade, a spade. 

True Democracy 

Finillv the recognition of this course is sanctioned by the principle 

of true democratic deduction — a complete higher training within 

reach of all those worthy of it. Let us turn to the past. The traditional 

\ B course has come as the fusion, through a long period of time, ot 

the best of the classical civilization with the best of the C hnstian. 

With the rise of science in the middle of the nineteenth century. Huxley 

headed a swing in education toward the scientific and the practical. 

At this time the Land Crant Colleges were founded to make higher 

education available to the industrial classes. Naturally, they followed 

the emphasis of the times — which was (m science. In this century, 

however, the Land Crant Colleges have seen that l)oth courses have 

their value, according to the need and the aptittide of the student. 

Thus, all the western state colleges now give both degrees. 

Vet nowhere in this state is it financially possible for a person, the 
means of our average Mass. State student, to get the A.B degree 
The usual total expense for a year in residence at this co lege will 
but pay one year's tuition at any accredited institution in Massachu- 
setts giving ihe A.B. degree. The debate is not «ner the scientific 
versus the liberal arts discipline - both have proved their value The 
question is whether the opportunity for either type will be open to all 
capable minds. 



Sui^iir iind Kpit-e and . . . 

Clothes, evidently, still make the 
ladies at M.S.C. A lad wearing a 
sweater and pair of slacks walked into 
the library and looked around. Seeing 
an acquaintance over in a corner, he 
put on his best smile and approached 
her. In a cold, clear voice she greeted 

him. 

"Did you leave your truck outside?" 



hey nonny 



INu'in of tli€' in«>iitli . . 

Ho\ the god of the sun 

What fun what fun 

Heigh-ho Hey nonny 
hachacha 

What fun what fun 

Ho\ the god of the sun. 

This poem, written by a member of 
the faculty ("Don't quote me") on 
the spur of the moment, is claimed by 
its author to out-Stein Gertrude Stein. 

"Notice," he said to his class, "it 
not only doesn't make sense, a true 
sign of greatness, but it also reads the 
same backwards." 



While the Frosh may be dumb, the 
sophomores are a little bewildered. 
One Soph military major was calling 
the roll - he came to his own name 

five minutes ensued — no answer 

all was quiet on the Western front; 

then a horse laughed and he remem- 
bered he was present if not account- 
able for. 



Curfew shall not ring tonight . . . 

History reversed itself when the 
conquering soccer team found but one 
admirer, and co-ed at that, to ring 
the victory bell. 



Out of the storm and tumult of 
voices at the game, there piped up a 
thin voice that demanded a doctor in 
this manner: 

"Is there a doctor here? Is there a 
doctor here?" 

At this point a figure stood up. 

Voice: "How do you like the game, 
doc?" 



Once upon a time it was a common 
belief that apples were the things most 
likely to be found in an apple tree. 
Of course, there might be a farmer 
with a shotgun but not often — at 
least we generally got apples on Prexy's 
Hill — I beg your pardon! However, 
with the advent of the Tarzan movies, 
anything is liable to happen. Next to 
Phi Zeta is an orchard — no apples, 
no farmers, no shotguns. Well, what? 
How should I know? 



Well, the Chinee-man suggests that 
the more unfortunates at least can 
rationalize the situation to please 
themselves. Perhaps they can find 
solace in the lines of famous men. It 
is easy to cite examples of great men 
who have said comforting things - 
take, for example. General Wolfe 
Montcalm (sometimes called General 
Montcalm and sometimes called 
General Wolfe). In a letter to his 
adjutant he wrote: "I sometimes 
wonder what it is all about par- 
ticularly this hurry-scurry for Fame. 
And how are you, my dear adjutant? 
And that bad shoulder? Look out for 
that. And look out for a girl named 
Elsie who may drop in on you and 
say she knows me. She doesn't know 
me at all; in fact, who of us can say 
he really knows anything? I often 
wonder whether I know myself!" 

There is a great deal more to the 
letter, but enough is quoted to show 
that the famous general saw through 
the phantom which men call Success. 
He won Quebec but, after all, what 
was Quebec? He had to pay eight to 
ten and even at that he had the long 
hill to climb. His knowledge of what 
life really means came too late for 
him just as it comes too late for most 

of us. 

Or take the pitiful case of the un- 
fortunate junior who slaved and 
boned for the dreaded ordeal, came 
away with a 92 — but lost his Love. 
You may read the sad tale as the 
Chinee-man got it, and weep and 
repent at your leisure. 

Ort^anir Chemistry 
Bunsen flames flare high and hot. 

Bubble and boil and simmer down. 
White fumes reel, like a drunken clown. 

Trouble and toil and all for naught. 

Dull day leans toward a latter end 
Sallow faced, with yellow hands. 

Tired men to a slow toil bend. 

Time is a stream of hard brown sands. 

Young love stands at the half closed door. 
Sweet new love, with her tempting eyes. 

"Come, for the warm day waits," she 
cries, 
"Seize the hour, it comes no more." 

Shake of the head with a wry grimace. 
Wincing, love, with hesitant pace 

Loiters along — then hurries away — 
Women are made of water and clay. 

Dark gnarled streams of poisoned smoke 
Clutching nostril, stinging lip. 

Veiling mind — in jealousy's cloak. 
Live is a blossom frost will nip. 

Bunsen flames flare high and hot. 
Bubble and boil and simmer down. 

White fumes reel, like a drunken clown. 
Trouble and toil and all for naught. 



To the editor: 

I wish to congratulate you and to 
join with you in the spirit of the 
editorial which was published in the 
Collegian on November 15. 

We have heard much of the awaken- 
ing of the student body to the finer 
graces of living, but as yet, I am forced 
to confess, I have failed to recognize 
these "finer graces" as portrayed or 
interpreted by our student body. 

It has been said of an American, 
that he takes pride in appearing un- 
cultured, and that college and univer- 
sity men strive to make themselves 
inconspicuous by discarding the pose 
of a gentleman and a scholar, and 
assuming that of the man in the 
street. If this be true of the college 
man, then the college has failed to 
perform its function, and might l)e 
well discontinued, rather than he a 
breeding place of crudeness of thought 
and action. However, I believe that 
the student at the Massachusetts 
State College has the will to rise 
above the uncouth and uncultured, 
and congratulate you, Mr. Editor, 
for reminding him of the present stale 
of affairs. 



— An Amherst Gentleman 



announcements 



Many a freshman can't persuade 
the two ends of an infinitive to remain 
friends; many a freshman can't 
understand what Dr. Fessenden is 
talking about; many a freshman can't 
comprehend the subtleties of Dr. 
Torrey's lectures but think — dwell 
upon the thought ye who believe that 
the frosh see a slight glimmer of 
dawning light — of the fact that a 



A new "seven wonders of the 
world" was listed at the University 
of Illinois by Prof. A. W. Nolan when 
he announced what he considered to 
be the outstanding wonders of the 
universe. 

He included in his list the dis- 



Infornial dance in Drill ILill, 
8 tu 11.30, Tuesday, Novembi-r 27. 
Syncopation f«irni>*hed by the 
MuNic Weaver**. 

Vp to laKt nii^ht, 330 tickets had 
been purchased by State wtudenli* 
for the TuftN t^aine. 

Informal Concerts 

The series of informal concerts 
sponsored by the music committee 
last winter proved so successful that 
the series is being extended this 
season. The purpose of this series is 
to make available to interested stud- 
ents fine music presented informally. 
It also enables talented students, 
faculty members and friends of the 
college to share their abilities with 
music lovers on the campus. 

The first concert of the season will 
be at 4.30 p.m., next Tuesday. Nov. 
27, in Memorial Hall. All students 
are cordially invited to attend. There 
will be a concert each Tuesday at 
that hour through the winter. At 
least half of the programs will be 
presented by students this year. 
Each concert will be less than an 
hour in length.— Stowell C. Coding 

Landscape Architecture 

The Landscape Architecture Club 
has elected the following officers for 
the coming year: president, Etnil J 
Tramposch '35; vice-president, Deaji 
N. Click '36; treasurer, Daniel J 
Foley '35. 

Prf^ident Baker Returns 

President Hugh P. Baker returned 
Wednesday from the annual meeting 
of the Land Grant College Association 
in Washington. This meeting is the 



annual gathering of representatives 



of 
all the Land Grant Colleges and 
Universities in the United States 
Director Fred J. Seivers, Director 
Willard A. Munson, Mis.s Edna 



nt; 1I1V.1UUCU •■• •••«> ••ov V..V. »..*.- wiiiaru r\. i»iuiin\/ii, *...— 

covery of the solar system; law of I Skinner and Miss Herr accompanied 
moving bodies; law of electricity; President Baker 
electrical structure of the universe; 



law of steam engine; and the law of 
life. 



Announcement of the selection 



of 



the editor-in-chief of the 193'^ ^f^' 

I horn was made in Convocation ye^ 

More than sixty co-eds at DePauw , terday morning. It is to be Fn den ^ 
University were routed from their ! Noonan, K.K. '35. He was <- 



beds when fire practically destroyed through a competition of eswiy 



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Mansfield Hall, oldest women's dormi- mitted by those trying out tor ^ 

tory on the campus. Some twenty of position. Following the annou 

merber of'the cla^s oT'ieSs'was' una- ; the girls lost all their belongings. ment he addressed the students sa^''^^^^ 

ware that Monday was a holiday! He | m part that he f^P^^^ed to 'v. . .^^ 

actually prepared for a chem quiz and Accordmg to a certam professor, m staff organized before ThanK i* 

was iitoundTwhen the rest of the his first class of the year he defined his and would start '"tenswe -rk J 

class failed to arive. Talk about subject: History i.s precisely like a mediately after -burning frcmi ^^^ | 

Admiral Byrd and his complete iso- bustle, a fictitious tale based upon a tion. Profes-sor Richard fo"".^ 

^ . ,, stem reality. The prof, should know! faculty advisor, 

hition!! 



GRIDMEN FACE UNDEFEATED JUMBOS 



Wesleyan Booters Crushed 2-0 

In Final Game Of Briegsmen 



Tallying both scores, Captain Jim 
({lutkburn led his teammates last 
Kridiiv to their fourth straight win 
over the previously successful Wes- 
leyan booters. To climax the season, 
the victory was decisive and clean-cut, 
for playing aggressive ball continu- 
gltv, ttie Statesmen kept the action in 
foreign territory throughout the major 
part of the match. 

Pinning a defeat on the McCurdy- 
Qien had the added advantage of 
placing the Maroon team on an even 
par with them for third place in the 
Sew Kngland Intercollegiate League. 
liHl by five seniors determined from 
the start to win their last game, the 
State contingent attacked the Wes- 
leyan defense with no delay. With the 
passing and teamwork functioning 
smoothly, the ball rarely traveled to 
the Maroon goal. With playing con- 
ditions the best this year, with neither 
wind nor sun to give an advantage 
and no mud to hamper operations, the 
pill WHS kept rolling by the fast driving 

I of both teams. 

Kept scoreless during the first 

I period, the Statesmen rang up the 

Unit score during the second when. 
after continually hammering at Beh- 
remi, Blackburn got his first oppor- 
tunity during a melee in front of the 

I Wesleyan net. 

(!unditions remained unchanged dur- 

I ing the third scission and well into the 
fuurth. Kennedy, playing outside 
right, was called upon for a corner 
kick and as he placed it in front of the 
Kual mouth, Blackburn received it and 

I headed it in. 

Captain Talbot and Hutchinson, 
I outside right and halfback, formed a 

lumbination that several times ad- 
Lunced the ball, and Hutchinson and 

barton, the opposite pair performed 
Isiinilarly. Behrens was responsible 

for many difficult saves. 

Individual stars fur State were in- 
Idistinguishable. Captain Jimmie as 
libual featured in all departments and 
I m sizing up the play. Clark with his 
Iheading and driving and Davidson 
I with his driving were active oifensi ve- 
il) Red Wood as roving fullback let 
I few opponents into the danger area 
land George proved capable of hand- 
lling these. The forward line's passing 
iMpeeially showed up and equalled the 
linvader's reputation of clearing to the 
pings and halfback line. The lineup: 

iMaw,. State Wewleyan 

jTurner, Hodder, g g, Behrens 

JH Wood, rf rf, Syrett 

Ir.eorge, If If, Howland 

Sweinberger, Becker, Goddard, rhb 

rhb, Hutchinson 
|Blackburn, chb 

chb, MacNaughton, Slodden 

f l"k, ihb Ihb, Harfst 

|Conway, Bieber, Norris, Riseman, 

Mallock, ol ol. Barton 

^""ler, il il, Stephan 

^'wjd, Haselhuhn, c c, Rosby 

'^avids<>n,[ir 

ir, Hammerstrom, Hood 
^♦^nnedy, Arenberg, or or, Talbot 



N. E. INTKRCOLLKCilATK 
SilCCEK LKAliUK 

Amherst's undefeated soccer team 
is now leading in the New Rnglahd 
Intercollegiate Soccer League, an as- 
sociation functioning for the first time 
this year. Harvard, previously tied 
for first place and also undefeated, 
did not play a league game when 
Amherst won the last two to forge 
ahead, and then won again from Tufts 
to clinch the title. There is some 
possibility of a shift in third place as 
both Springfield and Brown have 
games to play. The standings: 





G 


W 


L 


T 


Pts. 


Amherst 


6 


5 





1 


11 


Harvard 


4 


3 





1 


7 


Mass. State 


3 


2 


1 





4 


Wesleyan 


4 


2 


2 





4 


Tufts 


2 





2 








Brown 


2 


1 


1 


1 


2 


Williams 


3 


1 


2 





2 


Springfield 


1 


1 


1 





2 


Dartmouth 





3 





3 





Conn. State 





4 





4 






Leadinik St'orora 

Roxby, Wesleyan 5; Murray. Brown. 
4; Cloa, Harvard 3; Nielson, Amherst 
3; Mulheimer, Harvard, 2; Black- 
burn, Mass. State, 2; Davidson, 
Mass. State 2; Grover, Harvard 2. 




According to the latest compilations 
of the New Kngland college football 
records of smaller colleges. M.S.C'. is 
now in fourth place with five wins, 
two losses, and one tie to her credit. 
On hundred nineteen points have 
been scored by the Bay Staters, while 
only thirty-four have been scored 
against them. 

Amherst follows close iK'hind with 
five wins and three losses. I..agging 
behind Amherst comes Williams with 
four wins and four Iosm>s. The sig- 
nificant part of the records is as 
follows: 



Norlheastern 
KhoU. islaiKl 
St. Anaeliii!! 
Muss. State 
.'Vmhcrst 
Williams 



T 
I 

t) 

I 






Points 
Ft>r .XiiaiHil 



12.') 
114 
ll'l 
Ul 
120 



7(1 
19 
72 

;u 

119 

i2;i 



Freshman And Jayvee 

Harriers Successful 



Closing a successful season, the 
M.S.C. freshman cross country team 
won the triangular meet with Stock- 
bridge and the Junior Varsity last 
Friday. Twenty-five freshmen turned 
out this year for cross country under 
the leadership of varsity captain 
Stepat. Although there were no ex- 
ceptional men, the cubs won from the 
Amherst freshmen and Jayvee teams, 
and Stockbridge in informal meets. 

Despite their one defeat last week, 
the Junior Varsity functioned decided- 
ly well and duplicated the freshmen's 
feat against Amherst teams. Samson, 
Whittemore, J. Freedman, Dihlman. 
Bolton, and Bryant, all of '37, and 
Roger Allen '36, are promising candi- 
dates for the varsity team. Of the 
freshman team, D. and G. Beaumont, 
Villaume, NcJame, Wilcox, and Has- 
kins were prominent. The result of 
the season follows: 



As a result of Tuesday night's semi- 
final games, Alpha Kpsilon Pi will 
meet Theta C'hi in the touch football 
final to be played Thursday evening. 
Kappa Sigma was defeated 44-33 by 
A.K.P. and Kappa Kp 37-32 by Theta 
Chi in the semi-finafs. 

Phi Lambda Tau defeated Non- 
Fraternity in all three matches to 
move into the final round of ping 
pong on Thursday in the Memorial 
Building. I..timbda (!hi Alpha also 
reached the finals by defeating .Sigma 
Phi Kpsilon in the doubles and one 
single niatches by close scores. 

ReNultH In Touch Koolbull 

Th.tii (hi 21. riii l.anil)(la Tan () 

y T.\'. i:<. SiKiiia I'lii Kiwiloii 12 

Non-Fraternity forfriti-tl to Kappa KiKtilon 

Kappa KpHiluii 29. Alpha Simii.i I'lii I.) 

TIata ("hi 27. I'hi Simiia Kappa U 

Alpha Kp!(ilon Hi 44, Al|iha (iainina Rho K 

N'lin-Fratrrnity forffitiil to Alpha SiKina I'hi 



Reaults in 


Pina Ponfl 






.SiM/(/rv 


IhmMfs 


IM. T. vs T.C. 


1 




Non-Krat. vs. K.E. 


2 




S.I'.E. vs. OTA'. 


2 




ASP. vs. K.E. 


2 




I'.S.K. vs. T.C. 


2 





Non-Krai. vs. A.S.P. 


1 




\.K 1'. vs. A.<;.R. 


• 1 





Football Captain 




Octotjer 23 — at home 

M.S.C. '3« :J4. Amherst J.V. 24 

M.S.C. J.V. 2i>, Amherst "JH 41 
October 30 — there 

M.S.C. '3H 2.'>, Amherst "M 46 

M.S.C. J.V. 30. Amherst V.J. :i5, Stock'ge .is 
November 6 — at Amherst 

M.S.C. J.V. 47. M.S.C. :« 71. .Stotkbridge 77. 

Amherst "SH 77. Amherst J.V. 7S 
November 16 — here 

M.S.C. '38 2.5, M.S.C. J.V. 64. Stockbridge 4.0 



*b, 



Paul Schaflner 



FRESHMAN SOCCER TEAM 
BEATS SOPHOMORES 3-0 

Upsetting all precedent, the fresh- 
man soccer team walked away, yes- 
terday, with a 3-0 victory over their 
upperclass rivals, the sophomores. 
Although the class of '37 was favored 
to win, the frosh succeeded in making 
three goals. 

Early in the first period, after close 
playing by both teams, Tom Lyman 
of '38 managed to get the ball past 
the sophomore goaltender to score the 
first goal. Later in the game he also 
scored the other two points: one in 
the second period, the other late in 
the fourth. 

Although the sophomores had a 
strong team and played a hard game, 
they were unable to put the ball into 
the freshman goal. Several times the 
upperclassmen had opportunities to 
score, but were successfully turned 
back. This is the first time, since the 
freshman-sophomore games were in- 
stituted in 1930, that the freshman 
have triumphed. Lyman, 1937 team 



Swimming Team 

Elects Tirrell Capt. 

NatalitrM I'raiii fur FirHt VarNity 
S«>aNoii 



'" P'" j !< last game for Mass. State , captain, was the freshman coach 



Wilbur Tirrell, star of last year's 
unofficial swimming team, was unani- 
mously elected captain of the swim- 
ming team that will first represent the 
Massachusetts State College as a 
varsity group. Tirrell, known as 
"Webb" to his team mates, is out- 
standing as a backstroker and free- 
styler. 

Tirrell, Welcker, and Cutter will 
form the nucleus of this year's swim- 
ming team. Tirrell will probably swim 
in the 100-yard freestyle, and 150- 
yard backstroke, and the relay. 
Welcker is outstanding as a middle 
distance man. Last year, being a 
transfer, he was ineligible for compe- 
tition, but this season should see him 
garnering points for the Rogersmen 
in the 220 and 440 freestyle events. 
Both these men are seniors. Cutter, 
a sophomore, is the best dash man on 
the team, and will swim in the 50 and 
100-yard dashes. 

Harry Pratt will again be entered 
in the 1.50-yard breast stroke, as will 
Jim Hodder, a sophomore, who has 
turned in some excellent time in the 
event. Clau-k, a veteran, will swim in 
the backstroke, and Al Hovey, an- 
other experienced natator, will do the 
diving for the Maroon and White 
team. 

Coach Rogers has no illusions of 
turning out a championship group in 
this first season of swimming, but the 
team which represents the Statesmen 
should turn in many worthy per- 
I fonnances this year. 



Rensselaer Bows 

Before Maroon Attack 

With almost every man on the squad 
seeing service, the Maroon and White 
gridiron forces had no difficulty sink- 
ing a Rensselaer team to the tune of 
32-0 on Alumni Field last Saturday. 
A passing rally in the closing minutes 
of the game by Rensselaer left the hall 
on the State one-inch line as the 
whistle blew. The Statesmen, with 
their major game of the year but one 
week away, went right to the task and 
before many minutes of the first 
period hud elapsed, Koenig went over 
for a score. The second score came in 
the next session when Stewart climaxed 
a 70-yard march with a beautiful pass 
which Bill Davis took on the 30-yard 
stripe and carried across the goal 
without being touched. Koenig made 
good the try for point and the States- 
men assumed a 13 to lead. 

The Engineers from Troy were 
powerless before the State attack and 
two more scores resulted in the third 
period. Shortly after the opening of 
the canto the Statesmen took a 
Rennselaer kick at the middle of the 
field and unleashed a drive that 
carried them to the 12-yard line 
before they lost the ball on downs. 
Rensselaer kicked but Vic Guzowski 
blocked the kick and Freddy Ixshr fell 
on the loose ball on the 16-yard stripe. 
Peckham gained a couple yards and 
then heaved a nice aerial over the 
line to Moran. Koenig's try for the 
extra point was blocked. 

I.4ite in the same period, the States- 
men again gained possession of the 
ball at midfield and with I'eckham 
and Consolatti carrying the pigskin, 
started an advance that netted four 
first downs and another score. Con- 
solatti made the touchdown and 
Peckham's attempt to place-kick the 
extra point was unsuccessful. Not to 
be stopi)ed with this, the Statesmen 
opened the final quarter with another 
count. With a substitute lineup, the 
Taubemen took a liensselaer kick on 
the Engineers' 30-yard line. Monroe 
made a couple of yards through the 
line and Consolatti picked up four 
more. The same two then produced a 
first down and Avery scored around 
right end. Avery's attempt for the 
extra point was unsuccessful. The 
rest of the game saw Rensselaer 
filling the air with passes in a desperate 
effort to score, while Coach Taulie 
was sending substitute after substi- 
tute into the game. Three passes and 
a rush brought the ball to the Maroon 
and White one-inch mark, but the 
game ended before the men of Troy 
could run off another play. 

Rennselaer opened the contest, kick- 
ing off to Koenig on the 8-yard line. 
Jack ran the ball back twenty yards 
before he was pulled down. Filip- 
kowski picked up a couple of yards 
but Koenig was stopped for a two 
yard loss. Stewart kicked, and the 
Engineers, unable to advance, were 
forced to kick again, the ball going 
out of bounds at the middle of the 
field. Koenig and Filipkowski clocked 
up a first down. Stewart kicked to 
the two-yard stripe and Kagan re- 
turned the kick for Rensselaer but 
the ball carried only twenty yards. 
Supported by some excellent blocking, 
Filipkowski made a first down and, 
in two plays, Koenig smashed through 
for six. points. 

State kicked off and .Sawyer re- 
turned the ball 55 yards before he was 
stopped by Sturtevant. A yard was 
made on the next play and Rensselaer 
kicked but the ball went only ten 
yards. Three plays, with Filipkowski 
carrying the ball, netted twenty yards 
but on the last one Phil fumbled and 
the Engineers took possession of the 
ball on the State 40-yard marker. A 
gain by Gavetti and .Sawyer and two 
offside penalties and the Engineers 
were on the 20-yard line. .Sawyer 
raced through for sixteen yards before 
Sturtevant pulled him down. Then 
Rensselaer shifted their tactics and 
unsuccessfully took to the air. The 
Taubemen kicked out of danger im- 
mediately and the EngintM^rs had the 
ball as the period ended. 



STATE CLOSES SEASON 
WITH MEDFORD RIVAL 

Having piled up a record i>f wven 
wins, no losses, and no ties, a powerful 
Tufts (^olU'gf <>|(>ven will go into 
.Saturday's game with Stale, favoretl 
to continue its undefeated march 
towards the small c<»ll»'g,. champion- 
ship of New England. Tufts is one i>f 
the few colleges in the East which is 
still able to boast of a clean slate. 

The "Little Hotw Bowl" eleven, 
from Medford. has proved itself to l>e 
the leading small college team in New 
England. For five games straixht, 
the battling Jumhtjs kept their Koal 
line uncrossed hy any opp«)nent. Two 
weeks ago. in a game againHt Middle- 
bury, the Hillside team whh scored 
upon for the first time this si'ason. 
when the Vermont team kicked a field 
goal, their only score of the name. 
I.a»st Saturday, playing on Whittier 
field, in Brunswick, Maine, the Tufta 
team barely eked out a 7-fi win over 
a surprisingly strong Bowdoin eleven. 

Tufts lists among its victims some 
very strong fcM^hall teams, ('olby. 
Williams, Boston University. Conn. 
State, Middlehury, New Ihinipshire. 
and Itowdoin are the teams which 
wt^re humblt'd at the hands of the 
Brown and Blue. 

The Tufts forward wall has U'en a 
bulwark of strength all season. The 
wings are l>eing taken care of by 
Grinnell and Oliver, two men who 
have been playing at the poHts for 
three years now. Fox and Woodworth 
both big and fast, will In* at the tackle 
positions, while the center trio of 
Kyrios, Itendall, and Carlyn will 
complete the line. Captain FrtM^ilich 
at fullback, Keith and Kingston half- 
backs, and MacClean at quarter, will 
be the starting hackfield. The four 
backs have turned in stellar |M'rform- 
ances all year. 



Class Rivals In 
Grid Contest 



Next Tuesday aftern<Mtn, the annual 
Freshman and Sophomore football 
battle will take place at Alumni Field. 
Close scores of the past indicate that 
the class teams are always evenly 
matchiHl, and as neither team has as 
yet functioned as a unit, neither side 
is favored. 

The freshman won twice in the past 
five matches, last year and 19.10. 
Ixju Bush's first year, by the scores 
of 19-8 and 12-0. The last sophomore 
victory came, 6-0, in 1929, while the 
other games have rt'sulted in stroreless 
ties. 

The freshman squad is compo.sed of 
players who have seen regular service 
in high and prep schools and have 
been under instruction in the physical 
education courses, while the majority 
of the sophomores will be members of 
the varsity who are not likely to 
receive their letters. 



Rensselaer punted to open the 
second session. Koenig made a first 
down and Filipkowski was off for 
another. But Rensselaer stiffened 
and Stewart's kick was returned to 
Rensselaer's 15-yard line. 

A short forward l>ehind the line 
and a run by Hoffman gained a first 
down. Sawyer picked up eight yards 
before being stopped by Flipkowski. 
By virtue of forwards and some nice 
running, the Engineers reeled off two 
more first downs and advanced to the 
State 35-yard marker. But here the 
Statesmen held and set the Engineers 
back ten yards in three plays and 
Becker punted to Stewart on the 
15-yard line. Johnny ran the ball 
back twenty yards before he was 
downed. Koenig and Filipkowski made 
the first down in two plays and Koenig 
made another when he skirted left end 
for 22 yards. Stewart picked up a 
yard and then shot a beautiful aerial 
to Bill Davis for a touchdown. Koenig 
Continued on Page 6 



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TIIK MASSACIIUSKl'rs rOLLKUIAN, TIIIKSOAY, N<>VK.MBKU '.>.>. lUM 



THB MASSACHUSETTS COLLBQIAN. TUllBSPAV. NOVKMBEB 22. I»34 



COMFORT IS AIM AT NEW LIBRARY 
DECORATIONS DESIGNED TO APPEAL 



Interior Uftoriiliou I>f>*i|iiu'il for 
Ai»|>1'hI 



"Girls at Mass. State are going to 
get a break at last." That's how Mr. 
Ridden, clerk in charge of codes, and 
Mr. Kathgeb, Ibreman-electrician of 
the project, F)ut the fact that the 
Goodell Library, who.se corner stone I 
was laid on NovemlM'r .i, is designed 
to appeal to women. 

Soft rugs, upholstered chairs, and 
floor lamps will provide a homelike 
atmosphere for the girls. This is in 
keeping with the modern trend which 
is to escape stiffness and formality. A 
similar informal style of decoration 
has been followed successfully in recent 
buildings at Dartmouth. 

Nature, t(M), is doing its bit to 
make the ladies look upon the new 
library with a kindly eye. Reading 
tables will extend along the entire west 
wall to take advantage of the line view 
of Mt. Tom and Mt. Sugarloaf. While! 
this scenery is the finest available on 
the campus, the builders feel that the 
faculty should view it with modified 
alarm. As Mr. Reddin said to Mr. 
Rathgeb's nod of agreement, "The 
lads can sit there all afternoon looking 
at the scenery and dreaming about 
their girls, and the librarians can't do 
anything about it." 

In a few years, the doodell Library, 
the Memorial Building, and the Physi- 
cal Kducation Building will become 
the center of campus activity, es- 
pecially with the possible addition of 
wings to these buildings. The grading 
in front of the library and the plat- 
form at the top of the steps, which 
will hold fifty people, make this a 
natural place fur future mass-meetings 
and the taking of group pictures. 

"By the way, the ventilator on top 
isn't going to l)e just part of the 
decorative motif," continued Mr. Red- 
din. The ventilating system Ls essen- 
tial for the proper care of the books. 
The smoking rooms also make it 
necessary. 

"All in all, it will be the best 
equipped and most up-to-date library 
in its class in the country. And," 



Charles D. Hurrey Will 
Discuss Eastern Relations 



Co^ct> "Wcwe 



Speaking on the subject, "America's 
Impact Upon the Nations," Mr. 
Charles D. Hurrey will addre.ss the 
student body of Massachusetts State 
('ollege at Convocation on Dec. 6th. 
Mr. Hurrey is the general secretary on 
Friendly Relations Among Foreign 
Students in North America. 

Because of the fact that he has 
known and is now in touch with 
thousands of foreign students in the 
United States, Mr. Hurrey has had a 
unique opportunity to find out what 
these students realy think about the 
t)ccident and its customs. This is the 
reverse of the usual situation in which 
western political, economic, and .social 
experts make trips abroad and report 
the conditions they find. Mr. Hurrey 
through his contacts with the^^ ob- 
I servers from other nations is able to 
report what they think of America. 

Students in India, Egypt, the Phili- 
ppines, China, Japj, have acclaimed 
him their friend. On one of his visits 
to Japan, he was hailed a« the "Father 
of Japanese Students in America." 
He understands their problems, their 
effect upon the relationship between 
their country and the United States, 
their life in our country and their life 
after their return to their native land. 



The following co-eds have been 
chosen as a result of intersorority and 
interclass field hockey games, members 
of the W.A.A.'s All State team for 
field hockey: Marion Harris '35, Ruth 
Pellissier '35, Florence Fay '35, Eliza- 
beth Harrington '35, Maida Riggs '36, 
Kleanor Fillmore '36, Marion Bullard 
•36, Francine Smith '36, Sylvia Winsor 
'36. I^is Fun '36, and Phillis C.leason 
'37. 



Stockbri^flc 



Sigma lota held a tea for all co-eds 
yesterday in the Abbey center. Dr. 
Maxwell H. Goldberg gave readings. 



The freshman class elected their 
officers November 14. They are as 
follows: Roland Hall, president; 
Charles Healy, vice-president; Eddie 
Brown, secretary; Earl Morey, trea- 
surer; Al Chase and Joseph Sullivan, 
student councilors. 

The football team is all primed to 
take on the Deerfield Academy team 
Friday afternoon. The game is to be 
played at Deerfield. They prevented 
the Essex Aggie eleven from scoring 
last Friday meanwhile making a 
touchdown for themselves and making 
good the extra point. 



Sigma Beta Chi held a "vie" party 
last F'riday evening for members, 
pledges, and guests. Chaperons were 
Dr. and Mrs. Harry N. Click and 
Mr. and Mrs. Harold W. Smart. 

Sigma Beta Chi announces a new 
pledge. Marguerite M. LeDuc '36. 

Lambda Delta Mu held a "vie" 
party last Friday evening. Chaperons 
were Mr. and Mrs. C. V. Kighllinger 
and Mr. and Mrs. W. M. Mueller. 



added Mr. Reddin, looking at Mr. 
Rathgeb, "the In'st lighted, too." 
For at the present time tests are being 
made on the latest types of table 
lighting to determine the one best 
suited for the library. 



Fisher's 

SLIP-OVER SWEATERS 

TWIN SWEATERS 

SKIRTS 

MITTENS GLOVES HATS 



A "vie" party was held at the Phi 
Zeta house last Friday evening for 
members, pledges and invited guests. 
The chaperons were Mr. and Mrs. 
George Marston and Mr. and Mrs. 
Thomas Onadorff. 

Phi Zeta has just announced a new 
ple<lge, Mary A. Cawley '36. 

Results of recent inter-sorority 
sot;cer games are as follows: 

lambda Delta Mu 4, Phi Zeta 0; 
Sigma Beta Chi 4, Alpha I.,jimbda 
Mu 0; lambda Delta Mu 0, Alpha 
I.,j»mbda Mu 2. 

The class in natural dancing con- 
ducted by Mrs. Hicks for junior and 
senior girls will start "^rhursday after- 
noon at four o'clock. Regular meetings 
will be held from four to five o'clock 
every Tuesday and "^Fhursday after- 
noons. 



Carl Chaney '35, Stockbridge cross 
country captain, placed first in a race 
against the State Jayvees and State 
Frosh last Thursday afternoon. The 
team placed second. 

F'reshman hats were collected by 
the Student Council at Convocation 
yesterday morning. Sometime before 
Thanksgiving vacation they will be- 
come the piece de resistance for the 
Senior-Freshman hat rush. 

Rev. Kenneth C. McArthur was at 
the Kolony Klub Wednesday night 
and continued his interesting discus- 
sion of world problems. 



Dr. Coffin Analyses 

Term "Spirituality'^ 

Addressing the second Sunday 
Chapel of the current year, Rev 
Henry Sloane Coffin, president of 
Uiuon Theological Seminary, brought 
forth "The Meaning of the Word! 
"Spirituality'." 

The speaker emphasized the hnl 
that spirituality, contrary to popular 
thought, has something to do with 
physical life, and the combined (jual. 
ities of tact, intelligence, insight, anal 
forgiveness, as well as the sitigy 
qualities of "big-heartedness" and 
appreciation of art, give a person the 
quaUty of spirituality. 

Bringing out the point that in. 
spiration plus dedication yields spirit. 
uality. President Coffin declared, 
"When a person puts all he has into I 
the finest task, he finds a reenforct 
ment that enables him to build lK'tt«| 
than he knows." 

In order to bear out his contention 
he cited several examples of literary I 
achievement that seemed, even to the I 
authors themselves, to have bt*D| 
guided by some supernatural power. 



Departmental Clubs 

fiii.uiioloily Club 

\.\(l\iHor, Prof. Alexander; Presi- 
rfeni Marion Smith '35; Secretary, 
.yniinings Lothrop '36; Junior mem- 
. f ,,(' program committee, Harry 
Pratt "36. 

I lu Fernald Entomology Club holds tionships between the college student 
jionilil.v meetings at which visiting ^^d the research and practical worker. 

(sinologists of note are invited to 
tpeal Th^ membership is open to 
huni<f.-i and seniors who are majoring 
L thf department and the meetings 
gre i'i)fn to all. The purpose of the 
club is to keep the students in touch 
nth the progress made in entomology. 
the first meeting of the year, 
Jctober 25, Dr. Alexander discussed, 
i'^mf Biological Aspects of the 

L-kv Mountains," — - the result of a 



National Shoe Repair Co. 

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Men's half soles and rubber heels 

Ladies' half soles and heels 

Men's rubber heels 

Located between the Town Hall and the Masonic Building. 
All work i^uurantced 



$1.00 
.75 
.30 



The girl's tennis tournament was 
won by Mary Cawley '36 after a 
default by Barbara Davis '36, winner 
of the 1934 spring tournament. There 
was a great deal of interest shown in 
the tournament this year as all classes 
were well represented except the 
sophomore class. Three freshmen, 
Gertrude Hadro, Eleanor Fahey, and 
Ruth Wood reached the semi-finals. 

The semi-final results were as fol- 
lows: G. Hadro defeated E. Fahey. 
6-4, 7-5; M. Cawley defeated R. 
Wood 1-6, 6-0, 6-3. In the finals 
M. Cawley defeated G. Hadro 1-6, 
6-2, 6-3. 



Eddie Pierce, K.K. '34, and Ru.ssell 
Wood, A.T.G. '34, were visitors here 
Sunday. 

Kolony Klub held a "vie" party 
last Friday night. Some of the men, 
however, refused the pleasure of 
dancing to attend the Community 
Concert in Springfield. Professor and 
Mrs. Phillips were the chaperons. 

Kolony Klub has also been doing 
some redecorating and has acquired 
some new house furnishings. 

At a combined meeting of both 
fraternities Monday night, rushing 
rules were revised and new ones 
adopted. Plans for reviving inter- 
fraternity sports were also discussed. 
Competition in the following sports 
will be arranged for this winter: 
basketball, hockey, swimming, bowl- 
ing, billiards and bridge. 

Plans are now underway for an 
interfraternity formal dance to be 
held sometime after mid-years. Ken- 
neth Mason, John Robinson, and Wes 
Jacoby from K.K., and Earl Johnson, 
Joseph Sullivan, and Ransom Kelly 
from A.T.G. , make up the committee. 



SMITH COLLEGE PROF. IS 
NEWMAN CLUB SPEAKERJ 

At 8.30, Monday evening, Dr. Cort I 
landt van Winkle will be the guesil 
speaker at the lecture sponsored by I 
the Newman Club. This lecture witl 
be given in the Memorial Building andl 
is open to all students and faculty f 
members who wi.sh to attend. Dr.l 
Winkle, professor of FInglish and ad[ 
visor to the Newman Club at Smithl 
College, will talk on "Some Aims uf| 
the Liturgical Revival." 

Dr. Winkle completed his undt^rl 
graduate and his graduate work all 
Princeton University, and during thfl 
years 1915 and 1916 held the Proctarl 
Fellowship there. For six yean* htl 
was professor of English at Yakj 
University, taught at the Universityf 
of Minnesota, was professor of EngliskI 
for four years at Albertus Magnuij 
College, and since 1930 has been pn>| 
fessor of English and advisor to th«| 
Newman Club at Smith College. 



KYTKX STATIONERY 

Stamped with C^ollege, Name or Fraternity 

$1.00 u box 

Makes a fine Christmas present. 

Come in and see us. 

A.J.Hastings "^"stXSer" Amherst, Mass. 



College Drug Store 

W. H. McGRATH, Reg. Pharm. 
AMHERST MASS 



Drop in and see Bill and Al 

And have a steak— or perhaps just 
a sandwich and cotTee at 

Deady's Diner 

DRAUGHT BEER AT DINER NO. 1 



THE COLLEGE STORE 

Chrutmaf* Greeting Cards 

Printed with Your Name 
40 for 89c 



Novick & Johnson 

Custom Tailors & Furriers 
Suits made to order. 
Cleaning, Pressing & Repairing 
Phone 342W 3 Pleasant St| 



Philco Radios 



Electrical Appliances 

Fraternity House Equipment 



Paints 



When in need of Flowers 

for any occasion, Remember 

Musante's Flower Shop 

Phone 1028-W Night 1028-R 

T. Bush '38, Agent 



Plumbing 



Heating 



S. S. HYDE 

Optometrist and Optician 

51 Pleasant Street 
On way to Postoflace 
Eyes Tested 
Prescriptions Filled 

All replacements and repairs 
at short notice 



WE SERVE CLUB BREAKFASTS 

SPECIAL DINNERS AND SUPPERS 
They are very nice ^ and reasonable. 

The College Candy Kitchen 

The place that always serves the best of food 



CLOTHING AND HABERDASHERY 
FOR COLLEGE MEN 

E. W. SWITZER 



TH[ MUM PLUMBING & HEATING CO. 

35 SOUTH PLEASANT STREET 



NEW TUCKTITE BAGS 

OF 

VELVET SILK WOOL 

and LEATHER in 

A Variety of Sizes 

Miss Cutler's Gift Shop 



TYPEWRITERS 

PORTABLE AND STANDARD TYPEWRITERS 

$10 TO $00 

Come in and try one of the new low-priced portables. 

Does your typewriter need cleuning or repairs? 

Bring it in then — or call Amherst 688 

GEORGE W. SIMMONS '35 

97 Pleasant Street 
Ribbons and Carbon Paper 



The Animal Husbandry Club was 
established an a professional organiza- 
tion for the purpose of bringing to- 
gether during the winter months the 
students in Animal Husbandry. Visit- ' 
ing economists, scientists, journalists, I 
and men in the practical field address | 
the group from time to time, and an 
effort is made to strengthen the rela 



NEW ENGLAND SCENERY ^^^^ uKMnviKs <<»ntim k Student (.roup Visits 

KIMC'.VriON SI KVKY SIIOMS ■■ , . . . 

Holyoke Industries 



NOW EXHIBITED BY , 
MARY SHEPARD KLAR 



vestt 



rn trip this summer. 



O. Club 

president, George Simmons '35; 
/ice-I'resident, Douglas Forest S'35; 

ecntary, Lillian Jackson '37. 

'Ihi' Karry-On Club is composed of 
[the former members of the 4-H clubs 

^h() continue to take an interest in 
|hi- aitivities of the club. The club 
h;,s as its object the promotion of the 
huniiir extentions work from the lead- 

r > standpoint and the keeping of the 

.]\ spirit alive among the college 
fciudents. 

iiuUriipe Architect lire 

To promote enthusiasm among its 
emlHTs in regard to practical uses of 
andsj-ape architectural design" is the 
Bim of the Landscape Architecture 
lub. It is made up of all the land- 
ape students who are interested in 
etting a little more in their field than 
ust what the courses offer. During 
hf year visits are made to various 
tales and parks. 



M<-n«>rali Club 

President, Max Dubin '35; Vice- 

'resident, Henry Epstein '35; Secre- 

llary, Florence Bilsky '36. i 

The Menorah Club is the Jewish 1 

puitural organization on this campus. ' 

It aims to have its members achieve a I 

closer contact with what has repre- I 

ented Hebrew culture and tradition j 

Bt their best. To this end, the group 

has endeavored to call speakers of note 



F.iClLTY CONSIDKRS 

CI RRICn.r.M CI1.\NGKS 

Continued from Page 1 
review of the advisory system this 
evening will be followed by general 
discussion. 

The faculty committee, consisting 
of seven professors appointed by 
President Baker last December to 
examine the curriculum considered 
the question from several points of 
view in their October report. The 
object of education was considered 
from the viewpoint of character, 
productive work, health, and social 
and recreational training. 

Recommendations as to the cur- 
riculum discussed the possible union 
of agriculture and horticulture into 
one division while that of physical 
and biological science would divide 
into two because of shifting enroll- 
ment. The formation of a new 
division for the humanities would 
make pos.sible many desirable results, 
such as granting the A.B. degree. 



COLLKCiK BKCilNS I SK 

OF OWN <iAS PLANT 

Continued from Page 1 
Pentane, a liquified and purified 
natural gas, has a boiling point of 
80 degrees, lower than that of gaso- 
line, which permits it to be vaporized 
unheated in sufficient quantity to be 
combustible. It requires, however, a 
different arrangement of the Bunsen 
burners for use to which even the 
professors must adjust themselves. 
Since the establishment of the 



Continued from Page 1 

Of the twenty students doing gradu- 
j ate work, many are active as depart- 

A collection of landscape paintings ' mental assistants as well: 
by Mrs. Mary Shepard Klar is now 
on exhibition in the Memorial Build- 
ing. This collection of landscape 
paintings is very familiar to many 
because they are nearly all local 
landscapes, for it is the old mellow, 
local humanized. New England land- 
scape which has such strong appeal 
for Mrs. Klar. 

Among the paintings in the exhibit 
are many excellent paintings of old 
houses, barns, and mills as well as 
portrayals of such themes as Laurel 
Time. 

Mrs. Klar is a resident of Spring- 
field, and she has a summer home in 
Conway, where much of her painting 
is done. In fact, one of her paintings 
on exhibition is that of her summer 
home in Conway. Her son, James 
Klar, who graduated from the college 
last year will perhaps be remembered 
by many of the upperdassmen. 

The artist's husband is also very 
much of an artist himself. He is, at 
present, the superintendent of art in 
the Springfield schools, and teaches 
art in the summer school of the State 
College of Pennsylvania. Mrs. Klar 
•ery often accompanies her husband 
to Pennsylvania and some of her 
landscapes on exhibition were painted 
there. The majority of her land.scapes, 
however, are characteristic of Frank- 
lin County and the Connecticut 
Valley. It will al.so he noticed that 
the paintings are all land.scapes and 
no still life is portrayed. 

These paintings are for sale at 
quite modest prices. Anyone inter- 
ested may consult Professor Waugh. 



KoK<'i *■■ H.itrii, ('hi-niistry A»<it., Duke I'liiv. 
Ixiiiis J. Hiisli, .Xitst, l"oa(li ami (itaUuaU- Work. 

Mass. .State 
l>avi(l NY. I'aircl, Scliolamhip alJTufl* 
Norton S. Cliapin. Harvard Husini-s,-, S.Iiim.1. 

WorkiiiK at New Kiittlaiitl K<-iulci iiitt C'li. 
rhfcidoir K. I'ookt". Jr.. V'aU- I'liiv., l"h»*:iiislrv 
Kalpli \V. IVxtt-r, /iM>loKy AMt.. Ihiiv. of Illinois 
C'lu'ster 1.. Krciuti, M.S.I'.. CluMiiistry 
Norman H. (iiiswolil. Vale Si1hh)1 of Forestry 
Kilw.inl \V. Harvey, M.S.C".. UakU'rioloKy 
Nathaniel U. Hill. Law ColleKe al Syraiiiac Univ. 
Karol J. KiK'inski. M.S.C, .^Kronotny 
Kliot Landsnian, Boston Teachers Col leuc 
Kran> is l.oli.in. M.S.t '., KiiKlish ami Kiliieation 
James I*. Mai'Kiniinie. YaU- S«h(K)l of Forestry 
Roln-rt .\. Mats.iy, .Northea.stern University 
.Yinbros)' T. Mcduikian, M.S.C. Kcunomics, 

(Graduate .Yssislant in IM.uenient 
llairy I'yenson. IVnn. State, Dairy Mannfactiin-s 
Warren II. Siutliworth. Boston I'liiv., Kiiilouy 
Wintliroj) S. Thomas, Harvard I'niv.. EtiinomUs 
\'ernon IC. VValson, M.S.C, Chemistry and 
Bai'terioloRy 

RepurtN frwiii Women 

Reports from nearly all of last 
year's forty-three women graduates 
indicate the 8»»me trends. S«*venteen 
women have secured jobs; eleven are 
doing graduate work; three are tem- 
porarily employed. 



The following are 
work: 



doing clerical 



Amherst Gas Company in 1876, the 
Massachusetts State College was its 
patron and at the present time on the 
campus alone there are 122 labora- 
tories connected by one and one-hal 
miles of mains. The impossibility o 

address them on subjects of past ; substituting either oil or electricity in 

Bnd contemporary significance, as well 

Bs to form study classes within the 

brpnization. 



the laboratories as has been done in 
the fraternity and private houses, led 
to the choice of a product that has 
been supplied since 1857 by a New 
Jersey concern to many institutions 
and plants. 



I'hvMifs Cltib 

Membership in the Physics Club is 
Restricted to those students who have 
|laken advanced courses in the depart- 
nent in order that all members might 
understand the problems discussed. 
Bpetial papers and experiments are 
presented from time to time. The 
^lub will continue their bi-monthly 
Ian of meetings this year during the | newconaers to the Roister Doisters: 

inter and spring. 



CAST FOR ANNUAL 

WINTER PLAY SELECTED 

Continued from Page 1 
The other parts will be taken by 



Whitread; Lucille Monroe '37 as Cora; 
John Hoar '38, as the Baron Cesarea. 

The play, which was written by 
Alberto Cassella, is a very well known 
and popular one and has been pro- 
duced as a motion picture, with 
Frederick March taking the leading 
role. 

One-.\ct Play** Planned 

In connection with the tryouts for 
this play, Professor Frank Prentice 
Rand, the director of the Roister 
Doisters, announced that there will 
be held on March 29, a group of four 
one-act plays, sponsored by the mem- 
bers of Roister Doisters. to partici- 
pation in which members of the cast 
of the winter play will be ineligible. 
These plays will give an opportunity 
for acting to many of those who are 
interested in dramatics but were 
unsuccessful at Monday evening's 
tryouts. 



Animal Ilutibandry Club 

Advi.sor, Prof. Victor Rice; 
ient, Frederick Andrews '35. 



Marie Dow '36, as Alda; Lucy King- 
ston *36, as the Princess Stephanie; 



A fine of ten dollars, or a jail 
sentence of six days, is the sentence 



William Leighton '37, as Eric Fenton; \ imposed on a co-ed if caught wearing 
Presi- Elliot Newcomb '37, as Corrado; a fraternity pin at the University of 



Albert F. Burgess '35, as Major 



F'lory G. Costa. Ma.ss. Miitu.il Life Insiiranic Co., 

Sprinittield 
Barbara IC. (ierrard. Fedcr.il I^ml Bank, Siirinu- 

tield. 
Nam \' kussell, Mass. .Mutual l,i(e Instirance Co , 

SprinKtield 

Six are teaching: 

Uarriette M. Jack.son, .Yshbiiry lliidi Stdiool 
Florence P. Stoeber, North Adams Hiiih ScIkxjI 
.Ylice S. (lUnn, (Irade SA, Turners Kails 
Elinor S. Cando, Clark Sth<n)l. Northampton 
F:thel \Y. Bl.it. hford. IMiys. Kd. instructor. MS C 
Jos«-i)hine F. Fisher, Boston Fellciwcraflers 

The remaining women who have 
secured positions are: 

Ruth D. CamiilR-ll. \mU. Technii ian. .Yinherrt 
F^lizalH-th A. (."iM)k. Florist business at home 
iJorothy F. Doran. Asst. Home ICconoinics, M.S.C". 
Celia H. Kinbinder, Lieutenant Attendant, Bel- 

chertown State |{os|iital. 
Elsie K. lli-aley, Meadowltrook Farm. W. Newbury 
Pauline L. Hilllx-rK. Publicity and I'laccinent 

Office, M.S.C. 
Sarah A. Peaslee. AssiiUnt Dietician, Belchertown 

Stale Hospital 
Elizalx-th Wheeler, Superviaor ERA Cannins 

I*rojc<-t, Worcester 

The following are doing graduate 
work: 

Krma M. Carl, (iraduate Work. Smith Collene 

MarKaret Clark. Business Course, Greenfield 

F"lorence DiickerinK. Tufts Medical ColleKe 

Catherine .M. Ellis. I'upil Dietician, YVorrester 
Memorial Hospital 

Marjorie L. F"rench, I'upil Dietician. Peter Bent 
BriKham Hospital 

Fanny A. HaKer, Student Nurse. Peter Bent 
Brigham Hospital 

luithleen J. .MacDonald, Business Course, at 
Katherine fiibbs Sch<K)l 

Shirley E. McCarthy, tiraduate Student, M.S.C. 

Ruth PusIm-*-, Graduate Student, M.S.C. 

AU»erta E. Skipton, Graduate Work. Smith Col- 
lege, .Apprentiie Teacher in Smith Colleije 
Day School 

Grace E. Tiffany. Tufti Medical School 



Under the auHpice.s of the (Miristian 
Association and the Social Science 
('lub. on ()ct(»h<«r .'M, twenty four 
students atul faculty members had a 
first hand view of labor conditions in 
the industrial section of Holyoke. 
The trip was arranged through the 
Orace ('hurch of Holyoke, which is a 
non-denominational church serving the 
impoverished industrial workers there. 
Amherst, Smith, and Mt. Holyoke 
students have heen working at this 
church for many years as a wicial 
laboratory and the first event was a 
trip through a paper mill where every 
step in the process was explained and 
labor conditions were discu.s.s4'd from 
the manufacturers viewpoint. Then 
visits were made to homes of indstrial 
workers und(>r the direction t»f Rev. 
Edwin Robinson, pastor of the parish 
of (Irace Church. 

After supper, which was served at 
the church, the group participated in 
the Wednestlay night forum held regu- 
larly at (Irace Church at which the 
discussion centered alK>ut the prob- 
lems of churches working in the poorer 
areas of a city. 



Information comes from the Minne- 
sota Experiment Station of the naming 
of a new spring wheat for Dr. Thatcher, 
formerly dean of the University De- 
partment of Agriculture. Five years' 
milling and baking tests of the new 
wheat indicate that it is the equal to 
Marquis, the recognized standard for 
milling and baking quality. The new 
variety has replaced Martiuillo on the 
list of recommended varieties because 
of its superiority in disease resistance, 
yielding ability, and other desirable 
agronomic characteristics. 



Minnesota. 



TWO SHOES IN ONE 

For an absolutely Water-proof Walking Shoe 

ask to see 

"THE WADER" 

A New Bostonian Oxford 

BOLLES SHOE STORE 



WOOL SOCKS 



Cdl LEGE MAID SILK HOSIERY 



35c PAIR 



69c PAIR 



JACKSON & CUTLER 

AMHERST. MASS. 



Winter Sportswear and Riding Togs 

COLODNY'S 

32 Main Street, Northampton, 

(Near Depot) 

Fall Stock of 

Men's and 

Women's 

Sportwear at 

Lowest Prices. 




Men's 
Corduroy 
Trousers, 
all colors 
$2.95 up 



Ladies' Wool Ski Coats and Suede 

Jackets $4.95 up 

Men's and Women's Sweaters 

Socks, Riding Breeches and Boots 



TYPEWRITERS 

For Sale and For Rent 

H. E. DAVID 

Special rates for students. 




Shows Daily 
Matinees 25c 



2.30 6.30 8.30 
F]veningB 35c 



Thurs., Nou. 22 

Binil C^rcHiky Mirinin llopkiiiN 
"SHE IX IVES .MK M>T" 

added 
Irving B. Cobb Comedy News 

Popeye ("JarttMm SiM»rtlight 



Fri., Nov. 23 

Ursula Parrott's 
"There'H Alwny»« Toiin»rr«»w" 

with 

Frank Morgan Binnie Barnes 

also 

Phil Spiltany and his Orchestra 

Comedy Cartoon Travel Talk 

Sat., Nov. 24 Tuxt Featurt-n 

HIrhnrd Arleii Ida laipino 

in "KEAI>Y FOK M>VE" 

and 

Kirnrdu (3«»rt<<z in 

"HAT, VA^\T ANI> CiM>VE" 

Also Cartoon Fox News 

Sun.-Mon.-Tues., Nov. 25-26-27 
Ceril B. I>eMille*M 
"C'l.KOPATKA" 

with 

Claudette Colbert Warren William 

and 8000 others 



FOR SERVICE — PHONE 828 
LET DAVE DO IT 

AMHERST CLEANERS, DYERS &LALNDERERS 

WORK CALLED FOR AND DELIVERED 



CniLI>KKN'S H<M)K WEEK 

Get your Christmas Bocjks for Brothers and .Sisters 
See the famous MICKEY MOUSE WADDLE BOOKS demonstrated 

They Walk $1.00 

ALL THE TARZAN BOOKS 7.5c 

LITTLE TONY OF ITALY new title in Children of All Lands 50c 
MID(;ET and BRIDGET by the Haders $2.00 

TOM SWIFT, DON STURDY and other .Series 50c 

JAMES A, LOWELL, Bookseller 



Don't forget to see the new Interwoven Wool Socks. 
Plenty of checks and plaids. 

50c 75c $1.00 



F. M. THOMPSON & SON. 



College Clothes for Forty Years 



\ 



THE MASSAClIlSK-rrS COLLECJIAN. TIILKSI>AY, NOVEMBER 22, 1934 



THOMAS F. WALSH 



STYLE 

A mere glance at a Hickey-Freeman suit or overcoat should suffice to 

convince one that it excells in the 

Art of Design. 



COMMIMTY CONC'EKT 

PKESENTS I.EAIUNCi TENOK 

Continued from I'uMc 1 
began the boy's vocal training when 
he was eighteen; three years later he i 
made his operatic debut with marked . 
success. I'rior to that he had won | 
considerable recognition as concert 
soloist with the orchestra at Verona. 

Much followed quickly in the life 
of Nino Martini. Bellini's / Purilani 
was revived for him at Milan, where 
he sang the tenor music in its original 
key, clear up to F above high C, a 
feat unknown for generations; sixteen 
times in succession he sang in that 
opera at Milan. Upon his brilliant 
successes in the European capitals 
there followed almost immediately his 
triumphs in America. The most out- 
standing of thest' receptions was his 
debut with the Philadelphia (Jpera 
Company. With his renditi<)n of the 
aria. La Donna e Mobile, he "stopped 
the show," and contrary to all the 
rules of that organization, was forced 
to give an encore. 

Success has rightly followed this 
frank, genial, and youthful artist; 
this untiring worker, this magnetic 
personality, has at his command an 
extensive and well-chosen repertoire. 
A New York reviewer said of him, 
"Mr. Martini has all in his favor be- 
fore he utters a note." With such 
qualities, successful in the past and 
indicative of an even more brilliant 
future, Nino Martini brings new 
talent and spontaneity to the prest^nt- 
day list of singing celebrities. 

For his recital tomorrow night Nino 
Martini will offer the following pro- 
gram of songs: 

I. Non «• \'it! MatUi 

(".ia il sole dal Ganiia Siarlatli 

O del mio amato lien Ihmaudy 



II. K.-tlfts <lans I .•all IMu.sy 
(■;i|.ri. .io Ditlmanyi 

Mr. Sandoval 

III. Jc ( ri)i» Kiilcmln' Kinorc, from "l.<> 

I'cchi-iirs (Ifs I'crlis" lUzet 

\'ainfiiK-nt ma hii'n aiim-f, from "Ij- koi 

I>'l.v" /-"''' 

Salut demuere chaste el pure, from "l-"aiist" 

(iuunoil 
Intermission 

IV. O I'arai.N)! from "U Afrii ana" Meyerhier 
\. Tell .Me. 0\\ Blue Sky Ciunniiii 

In the Silence of the .Niulit Ruchmuiiinol) 

Blue Are Her Kyes H J"v 

VI. Papillon Sandovat 

Spanisth Dance No. 1 SjnJoval 

Mr. Sandoval 

\II. I'rincesita I'a.lilln 

Marinella Serrano 

Adios <;ranada Ihrrera yCalUja 

N'ictor Keiordi 

Miguel Sandoval at the piano 



KENSSKI.AKK IIKIJM.KSS 

ItKFOKE .MAK(M>N ATT.iCK 

Continued from Page 3 

I kicked the extra point. 

Then began the swarm of State 
substitutions. Consolatti and Peck- 
ham replaced Stewart and Sturtevant 
and I'eckham kicked off. Becker ran 
the kick back ir> yards and on the 
next play dropped back to pass. 
Filipkowski snatched the pass out of 
the air and the Maroon and White 
had the ball. Several plays and an 
exchange of kicks ended the period. 
Score at the half, State 13, Rensselaer 
0. 

Shortly after the start of the second 
half, Stewart kicked out of bounds on 
the Rensselaer 11 -yard line. The 
Engineer attack failed and Roberts 
returned the kick. Then began an- 
other State march. Koenig, Peckham 
and Filipkowski made two first downs, 
bringing the ball to the P^ngineers' 



18-yard marker. State made three 
yards on thn;e plays and a pa.ss on 
the last down failed. Guzowski 
blocked Roberts' punt and Lehr re- 
covered for State. A Peckham to 
Moran pass clicked for a touchdown 
but Koenig's try for the point was 
blocked. 

State kicked off and Ren.sselaer re- 
turned the kick and State was off on 
another offensive drive of five first 
downs. Peckham and Con.solatti made 
a first down while Avery and Conso- 
latti teamed up for another. Again 
l*eckham and Con.solatti licked off 
another, while Peckham, on two plays, 
made the fourth con.secutive first down. 
Consolatti reeled off five yards through 
tackle and on the next play was over 
the wide stripe for another score. 
Peckham's kick for the point was 
good and the period ended. State 26, 
Rensselaer 0. 

To start the final period the Engin- 
eers were held for no gain on their 
10-yard line, and Roberts' kick carried 
only sixteen yards. Monroe, Conso- 
latti and Avery teamed up for another 
score, Avery making the touchdown. 
Avery's try for the point was un- 
successful. Fisher kicked off for State 
and Rensselaer took the ball on the 
25-yard line. Then began a wild 
barrage of passes, with Powers doing 
most of the throwing. Coach Taul)e 
sent in substitutes in groups but the 
Engineers could gain but slowly. A 
pass to Powers was good but Avery 
of State intercepted the next one. 

Monroe and Whitaker made a yard 
apiece and Monroe kicked. Three 
passes were tried, only one being 
successful, and Kaufman punted. 
Whitaker raced around end for 16 
yards and Monroe added another 15 



but a State fumble gave Rensselaer 
the ball. A Kaufman to Powers pass 
was good for ten yards and the next 
one fell untouched. Then Kaufman 
heaved a long one that fell into the 
waiting hands of Echardt on the 
20-yard marker. Two more pa.sses 
went for naught but the third was 
successful for another first down. 
Kaufman then pas.sed to Ward and 
Ren.sselaer had the ball inches from 
the goal line. With a score almost 
inevitable for Rensselaer, the game 
ended. The lineup: 

Mass. .Slate Rensselaer 

l,a|)liam. Davis. Moran. le re, DuKan, Hall 

C.iizowski. Barrows, Ujrd. It ft, Koleszar, Knapp 
S haffner, Ix-avitt. I'ickerInK, Ig 

rK, Flori. ICat;an, Davey 
t'umminK, Friedman, (Iricius. c c. Smith. .Myers 
Bernntein, Rosi-, Houghton, rg 

1k. C. Naczi, Stenglein, Unncr 
Mulhall, Eaton, Gray. Fi-sher, rt It, Pfau, Perry 
Lchr. Roniiiolatti, Moseley, re 

le, Kchardt. Si-hwatiinii, Gilcoync 
Siurlevant, Roht. Peckham, Richard Pi-ckham, 
IiiKalls, (jh <|h. (iavelti, Be( k.i 

Stewart. Consolatti. Monriie, llib 

rhi). Hoffman, Ward 
Filipkowski, Whitaker, Cosmos, rhh 

Ihb, Kaufman. Powers 
KocniK, Aveiy. Thurlow, fh f). Sawyer, Roberts 



One conscientious nudist drove his 
car into the colony and stripped his 
gears! 



A time clock has been in.stalled in 
the engineering department at Lehigh 
University. The professor of the 
course explains that it will give prac- 
tical experience to students in the 
industrial management course. The 
device is also an infallible check on 
tardiness, and absentees so that the 
roll does not need daily checking. 



I)AVII> .MOKTilN SPEAKS 

AT VESPEK SKKMC Ks 

Continued from Page 1 
his viewpoint and poetry became a 
vital interest. He was first led to trv 
lyric poetry. "Lyric poetry is the 
setting to words moments which to 
the poet are too beautiful to be lost 
not only to him.self, but to the whole 
race." Poetry is the record of the 
spirit of the race. 

David Morton read some of his 
poems dealing with the natural world. 
He compared a certain afternoon with 
another similar day in years gone pa.st. 
The passing of summer ended one 
chapter and began another. 

Rhymes Left in an Orchard, a group 
of poems written while at a friends 
house convalescing from an illness, 
tell of the joy of living and well being, 
tinged with the regret that with re- 
newed health he must leave this 
paradise and return to the world of 
reality. 

Turning from the natural world to 
the realm of human nature. Professor 
Morton told of the schoolboy readini; 
his Illiad and of a Dog named Boh 
The reading clo.sed with thought." 
which lead out of the mood when 
"one realized that he must soon lea\> 
the world and it will continue to h- 
as beautiful as ever." 



University of Southern California 
coaches have winter football practice 
to prepare for spring football practice 
for next fall's season. 



The Gla.ssboro (N. J.) Board of Edu 
cation has decreed that any teacher 
who smokes shall promptly be without 
a job. 







you miglit say 

there are few things 
that cost so Utile 
and give so much 



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Number 10 



NINO MARTINI ARTIST IN AMHERST 

COMMUNITY CONCERT PROGRAM 



Fill"""'* I..yric Tenor of Metro- 

politHii Opera Company, (iiv*"** 

Kefital in Slofkbridi^e Hall 



Nino Martini, famous lyric tenor of 
the Metropolitan Opera Company, 
gave a recital last Friday evening in 
Bowker Auditorium before an en- 
thusiastic capacity audience. 

This recital, the first of the present 
season's Amherst Community Concert 
.series, had a quality of freshness, 
spontaneity, and vigor not always 
found, alas, in vocal performances. 
Mr. Martini was in excellent voice 
and his treatment of the music on his 
program showed the thoughtful and 
.sensitive musician more fully in com- 
mand of his instrument, more able to 
endow it with the inward concept of 
the song, than has hitherto always 
been apparent. Mr. Martini possesses 
a most eloquent vocal instrument. It 
is a voice capable not only of a great 
volume of sound, but of the finest 
shades in pianissimo as well. It is a 
voice of great range, touching with 
ea.se the high notes of decorative song 
and descending to the throbbing 
eloquence of "Vainement ma bien 
aimee." Mr. Martini's voice is so 
inherently brilliant in timbre that its 
forte is amply sufficient for Bowker 
Auditorium; when he delivered for- 
tissimi, a shade of tremolo crept in 
and the tone was less pleasant. This, 
however, was a minor matter. 

My the evidence of this recital Mr. 
Martini prefers profundity music — 
making to punch. He prefers the 
artfully-rounded phrase to the swell- 
ing period; the sensitively graduated 
line to the hard-driven contrast. By 
impact alone he would not conquer. 

What has been already stated con- 
cerning the manner of the program 
cannot be said of the matter. What 
ot the German Lied'.^ If great singers 
Continued on Page 4 



Grover Clark Discusses 

Situation In Japan 

EnNtern Eeunomit*** Expert ForNees 
Another World M'ar 



Japan is skating on very thin ice, 
faced with a terrible economic situa- 
tion, and involved in a foreign policy 
which she can not appreciate thorough- 
ly and from which she seems unable to 
extricate herself," declared Grover 
Clark, expert on Far Ka.stern Affairs, 
who addressed the students at Con- 
vocation on November 22. 

"In fifty years," said Mr. Clark, "I 
expect the Japanest> situation will no 
longer be of importance in the world 
In fifty years Japan will be no more 
important in the Far Kast than is 
Belgium in Europe today." 

World affairs during the past few 
years have convinced China that 
national stability is possible only 
through the establishment of a large 
army and navy. The complete failure 
of the League and the United States 
to do anything about the Manchurian 
situation has made China wary of 
putting faith in the ability of any 
world organization for peace. World 
respect is only obtained by the mili- 
tarist nations, modern China is he- 
ginning to believe. In 1926, when it 
was proposed to institute voluntary 
military training for students, stud- 
ents in the national university of 
Peking objected violently. This year. 
2500 of the 2700 students have volun- 
tarily enrolled for military training 
which is becoming universal in China 

As China says, this is a world of 
barbarians. Barbarians are not a- 
menable to reason; they understand 
only force, and so we'll give them 
force. This rise of militaristic atti- 
Continued on Page 4 



First Co-eds Enrolled At 

Massachusetts State In 1905 



MisM CiiNlintan and Mrs. Monlrn 
S. Taft Are interviewed .ilMiut 
Collei^e DayN 



Few of us ever stop to realize that 
there once was a time at the college 
when the more robust type of hu- 
manity held complete sway and a.sso- 
ciations with women students were a 
matter of buggy miles between Am- 
herst and Northampton or South 
Hadley. As a matter of fact, the 
college has existed for a longer period 
without the benefits of co-education 
than with them, for it was as late as 
190">. forty-two years after the found- 
'"K of the college, that Esther C. 
fushman and Monica S. Sanborn 
finally broke the ice and Ijegan their 
Wghcr education as the first two 

AgKic" co-eds. 

Miss Cu.shman and Mi.ss Sanborn, 
^'■" N now Mrs. Monica S. Taft were 
fecently asked to comment on their 
fxp«'rifmes as the first two women to 
EMduate from the college. Mrs. 
'! ! I plied in part: 
' !■< men students, of course re- 

•nt. t „uj. presence but the large 
" : r ; y were good-natured about it. 

"e asked no .<*pecial privilidges and no 
*'Pecial tourses. All we asked was the 
•^Rlit to take the prescribed courses 
"i(' same terms with the nun 
■^"me of the faculty may not have 
^Pprov (1 of co-education, certainly 
'*"'■ ihem were embaras.sed by 

"*'^ii.K us in their clas.ses, but they 
*«*rf r,]\ gentlemen and showed no 

I'r.liably some of the older alumni 
ho u,re so bitterly opposed to co- 



education still hold it against us that 
we stuck it out in spite of insults and 
so made it possible for the women of 

j Massachu.setts to get a good education 
at reasonable cost. I still don't care 

I what they think of me and would do 
it all over again." 

Miss Cushman comments on the 

I fact that at the time when she sought 
entrance into the college she was 
encouraged a great deal by President 
Goodell, who believed that a state- 
.supported college should be available 
to the girls as well as the boys of the 
state. She says that she found that the 

I men students took their presence as a 
joke, and were, for the most part, 
indifTerent, few of them Inking actually 
hostile. "Our best friend on campus," 

' she writes, "was Prexy Goodell." 

I It is an undeniable fact that, led by 
these two women, co-eds have forged 
ahead until now they compri.se one- 
third the student body and are on 
t-qual parity with the men, that is 
with the exception of certain well- 
known rules which govern women 
students in all colleges. There are no 
courses which are closed to women, 
and there are no courses .solely for 
women. They have their r)wn student 
government association and always 
hold their own wherever student 
jxilitics is concerned. 

Just how far women may progress 
at the college is. then, a .serious matter 
of concern for tho.se of our male stud- 
ent body who still persi.st in believing 
that women are a degree lower than 
men and should l»e governed rather 
than tolerated. So, if the trustees 
ever decide to increa.se the co-ed 
enrollment men, look out! 



VARSITY DEBATE 
ON FEBRUARY 15 

Sp(>akerM Will DiNfiiMM Eeoiiontie 
QiK'wtionM TliiM Year 

The members of the men's debating 
team will commence the actual work of 
preparing for the spring season by 
beginning weekly practice meetings 
under the direction of their coach. 
Prof. Walter E. Prince, immediately 
after the Thanksgiving Day rece.ss. 
The team, led this year by Arthur J. 
Gold '36, will engage in nine or ten 
debates with other New England 
colleges. 

The team will commence its season 
on Friday, February 15, by sending 
two teams to Springfield to meet 
American International and Spring- 
field Colleges. In March, a trip to 
the North will l)e made, including 
stops at Williams, Middlebury, and 
Vermont, according to present plans. 
Other trips and contests are Inking 
arranged. 

Two questions will lie di.scussed by 
the M.S.C. debaters this year, namely: 
"Resolved, That the Federal Govern- 
ment should adopt the policy <»f 
equalizing educational opiM)rtunity 
throughout the nation by means of 
annual grants to the several states for 
public elementary and secondary edu- 
cation," and "Resolved, That the 
nations should agree to prevent the 
international shipment of arms and 
munitions." 

At present there are four veteran 
members of the team: Arthur J. Gold 
'36, captain; Donald Donnelly '36, 
manager; Albert S. Thomas '37, and 
Max Lilly '37. Eight other meml>er8 
of the junior, sophomore, and fresh- 
man classes comprise the present 
group. 



IH>EM OF THE MONTH 



"WHIRL IS KING" 

Whirl ! 

Motors — 

Wheels — 
Wings 

Ap66u • • ■ • • 

Perfect Machinery ! 

Time-killing Greed ! 
Age of Invention, 
Age of Perfection . . . 

How I resent 

Your steel-bound convention ! 

O, God of Mechanics, 
I would give in - 
I^st you should puncture 
My soul of tin ! 

Author Shirley A. Bliss '37 
Judge Prof. Walter E. Prince 

Manuscripts for the January contest 
must be in Professor Rand's office 
by the lUth of the month. 



CA.MPI s <:ale.m>ai{ 

"There never yet was human power 
Which could evade, if unforgiven. 
The patient search and vigil long 
Of him who treasures up a wrong." 

Byron 



CAMPUS RED CROSS DRIVE 
YIELDS TOTAL OF $160.00 



Professor Van Winkle 
Addresses Newman Club 



Dr. Cortlandt van Winkle, professor 
of English at Smith College, addresst>d 
the Newman Club in Bowker Audi- 
torium last Monday evening on the 
subject "Some Aims of the Liturgical 
Revival." Dr. Van Winkle stated 
that there are two reforms which are 
not being efT«'cted by the liturgical 
revival: first more acute awareness 
of liturgy and a commim worship 
made possible by translations in 
nii.s.sjil, etc., and secondly, the eleva- 
tion and merging of Catholic thought 
to the divine. 

Dr \'.in Winkle l»elieves the church 
revival is much stronger in European 
countries than in the United States. 
He outlined carefully the history of 
the Church since its begining especial- 
ly in regard to aims of God. Dr. Van 
Winkle stated the revival is very im- 
portant and in conclusion said: "By 
this revival we should see (>od not as 
a God of suffering l)ut as a God of 
glory, the man of redemption. 



GIRUS GLEE CLUB 

GIVES CONCERT 



Wednesday, Nov. 28 

12 noon. Thank.sgiving Recess. 
Monday, Dec. 3 

8.00 a.m. Cla.sses begin. 
Tuesday, Dec. 4 

7.00 p.m. Men's Debating, 

Memorial Building 
8.00 p.m. Men's Glee Club 
Wednesday, Dec. .5 

8.00 p.m. Orchestra Rehearsal 
Thursday, Dec. 6 

11 a.m. ('onvocation, Charle.s D. 
Hurry. "America's Impact 
Upon the Nations" 



Yesterday, the girl's glee club made 
its first formal public appearance 
before the annual Extension Confer- 
ence in session here, Nov. 26 and 27. 

As in the past the orchestra, assisted 
this year by the men's glee club, will 
appear at the Bay State Revue, and 
will also give its annual concert in 
Hartford, but the date for this con- 
cert is still to be determined. 

After Christmas the musical clubs 
plan to give a concert at the Jones 
Library and will undoubtedly follow 
this concert with their annual ap- 
pearance in Stock bridge Hall. 



Sinn H«»eN N«it KtMieii (loal of $2M) 

Kilt IN a (iiiin Over IwinI Year'it 

SiiitNeriptiou of $117. 

I Yesterday the annual campus Red 
! Cross drive came to a close with a 
sub.scription of $160, a great improve- 
ment over the $117 contributcnl last 
year. Although the goal set for this 
I year was $200. the committ»jc' in 
charge is gratified at the response' of 
the student body. Unlike former 
drives, this year's campaign has b«H»n 
conducttni wholly apart frf)m the drive 
for unemployment relief and social 
service work, for which causes a 
subscription will be taken later. 

It has been the custom to conduct 
this drive in conjunction with the 
annual Hampshire County Red Ooss 
which this yt>ar is stre.ssing the home 
service work, particularly the disabled 
veterans' work, being done by this 
chapter. 

Professor Waujjh 

Receives Appointment 

Dr. A. Waugh, head of the depart- 
ment of landHca|)e archit(^cture at the 
Ma.smichusetts State (College, has \wen 
appointed an honorary memln^r of the 
New England Park Association in 
rei-ognition of his accomplishments in 
furthering the aims of the association. 

Dr. Waugh is widely known in the 
field of horticulture and landscape 
architecture. Following his gradu- 
ation from the Kansas Agriculture 
College in 1891, Dr. Waugh was 
successively editor of two agricul- 
tural journals and later was horticul- 
tural editor of the Country (ientleman. 
In 1903 he received his Master of Arts 
degree from his alma nuiter. He has 
se ved as professor of horticulture at 
the Oklahoma A. & M. College and 
the University of Vermont. Since 
1902 Dr. Waugh has been horticul- 
turist of the Hatch Experiment Sta- 
tion and head of the department of 
landscape architecture of the college. 



The Roving Reporter 

By Byron Johnson '37 

SHOULD THE NAMP:S OF ALL UPPERCLASSMEN FAILING COUR.SKS 
AT MID-SEMESTER, BE POSTED ON THE DEAN'S BOARD' 

No 6 Yes 3 

Prof, (lettri^f' W. .llderutaii. Physics. Yes. I believe that the names 
should l)e posted becau.se a student comes to college Ut study and if he doesn't, 
it should become public. 

I'rfif. Harold l>. Koii telle. Mathematics. Yes. I see no objection to 
their being posted. 

Prof. Alexander E. Cani-e. Agricultural Economics. No, I think it is 
questionable if there is any advantage in posting the names of upperclassmen 
on th<; Dean's Board. 

Prof. <i. Cln'Hter Oanipton. Insect Morphology. I do not rare to Ikj 
quoted. 

Prof. Stowell C\ <i<>d!iiu. French and Music. No. I think that the 
importance of marks should Im* minimised. It should l>e up tu the student to 
find out his marks. 

Prof. Lav renee S. i»iekiiiM»ii. .'\gronomy. No. Public notice of failure 
is ineffective on the "don't-care" student and can be too discouraging to the 
sincere worker. 

Prf>f. Hoberl I*. Ilolilhwortli. Forestry. I do not. I don't think it is a 
matter of puni.shnn-nt and when the names are published, that is what it 
Iwcomes. 

l*rof. Kalpli Viin.\lel«T. Pomology. No. Any upperclassman who 
must be frightened or shamed into pa.ssing courses enough to graduate might 
well be allowed to flunk out quietly and go home. However, this is the Dean's 
husin<'ss and he knows more about it than I do. 

Edna L. Skinner. Adviser of Women. No. I shoulrl like to see the 
Dean's Board an honor list rather than a dishonor list. The names of all 
students doing .satisfactory work should be published - the students failing 
would n<jt Im? on the list. 

William L. .MiicIiiiiit. Dean of the College. Yes. It cannot do any harm 
and it may help, provided tht? failure was due to reasons over which the stud- 
ent had definite control. It gives the student group some idea of the grade 
of scholarship maintained by the upp«>rclassmen. 



^ 19M, liociTT ai Mvns TohACCoCa, 



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Financial news ... 

The original lot of tickets for the 
Tufts game was sold out at 12:57 
Friday afternoon. Finklestein made 
the last purchase. 



Nnvs 
ELIZABETH HARRINGTON '35 
ANNE BERNSTEIN '35 
FLORENCE SAULNIER /Sfl 
GERTRUDE VICKERY 36 
MARGUERITE LEDUC '36 
LOUIS A. BREAULT Jr '37 
DONALD DONNELLY '36 
BYRON JOHNSON 37 

?{;{/D^JflCK'H!'uNDSTROM 'ZH 
PHILU- B. SHIFF 37 



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JACK W. FOSTER '36 
CHARLES ESHBACK •37 
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Punctured rumor of the week . . . 

"If we win the Tufts game, Whitey 
Lanphear is going to give us the whole 
week off at Thanksgiving." 

We aim to please . . . 

Mass. State has its own Minute 
Men. A notice was placed on the 
library bulletin board reading, 
"Wanted. A good drunken date 
Call Abbey 8392 and ask for 

Becky." 

Next day this had disappeared. 
In its place a notice had been 
posted beginning: 

"Home for Thanksgiving." 



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CDITCI^IAL 

ABOLISHMENT OF DEAN'S BOARD 

VYhv not abolish the annual practice of posting in public the names 
of upperclassmen failing courses at mid-semester." Since our freshman 
year we have experienced many d..ul.ts about the real value of Dean s 
Board and after a careful consideration, we conclude that he worth 
and purpo.se of Dean's Board is negative and that it should be dis- 
continued. ^^^ Fear-Incentive for Study is Bad 

The onlv purpose which the administration can have for posting 
f-iihires in in.blic is to make this open display of inferior marks, serve 
a^ ^in entive to additi<.nal study. We sincerely feel that this method 
of inducing students to study is wrong fundamentally. Many students 
SUV onlv because thev have a strong fear that their names will be 
on Dean's Board. If the work ..f a college ,s to promote education 
?hr(.ugh fear, then the situation has become pitiable. The humanistic 
professors on our campus continually attempt to arouse the individ- 
lid student to a desire for pure study, for its own sake, so that the> 
wtll learn better -how to live." The Dean's Board makes students 
study through fear of embarrassment or hurt pride. 

Week Before Dean's Board 
What is the situation about two weeks bef.)re the appearance of 
Dean's' Board. Nearly all of the professors pile on quizzes and ex- 
aminations so that each student may have a mark for Dean s Saturday 
The student is harrassed and distracted by the seemingly avalanche of 
tests' His eye and mind are constantly focussed on the fear that it he 
fails 'an examination, his name will appear on Deans Board as a 
failure in that course. Thus the whole effect of the course is Ost when 
the student remarks, "1 am going to study for this exam because I 
do not want to be on Dean's Board." 

Dean's Board is Unjust 
Whv is the student afraid of having his name on Dean's Board .-^ 
First because of his pride; secondly, because of his dread of embarass- 
ment'- thirdlv, because of the inferior impression the failure probably 
cives'to his fellow students. The posting of many students names is 
often unjust. Often the student is posted failing a course who has been 
sick and has not been able to make up his work. \et the Dean s 
Board displavs the bare fact of a failure, without any qualifications 
or excuses the Dean's Board is also unjust to transfer students and 
often uives the unfair impression of new students. Many transfers, 
ordinarilv excellent students, have difficulty in adjusting themselves 
to the new environment of the college and thus are failing in courses 
the first part of the semester. Isually. the transfers are successful in 
earning good grades before the end of the first semester. 

Practice Causes "Nastiness" 
\nf)ther unfairness of the Dean's Board is "the nastiness" and the 
"raillerv" which results. To us nothing is more disgusting than to 
witness' college men and women rush over to the Dean's Board, memo- 
rize the names of their friends who are posted as failing course, and 
then to ru^h back to these students and in a gloating manner tell them 
of their failure. These students show no consideration about the 
rea^^ons for the failure. Automatically the student is classed as an 
inferior, justlv or unjustly. Also, the cheap, vulgar, assminic conver- 
sations about' the "king"" and "queen" of Dean's Board, the student 
failing the most courses at mid-semester, is deplorable. 
Substitutes for Dean's Board 
What substitute is there for Dean's Board? To us. two alternatives 
are presented, bi manv colleges each student has a number, known 
only to the Dean's ofifice and himself. At mid-semester his number 
and the courses he is failing are posted. Thus, the student alone 
knows whether he is failing, and the fear, embarrassment and personal 
pride are not disturbed bv the heckling of his fellow students. 1 he 
second method, and to us the better, is to have the students obtain 
their grades from the advisors, as do the first-year men and women. 
A student's grade in a course is his own business, and it will do no 
good to the student to let the entire college know that he is failing a 

Opinion of Faculty and Students 

Recently, in a Collegian questionnaire, ten students selected at 
random, stated unanimouslv that the Dean's Board should be a^ 
boli^hed This week, of the nine faculty members asked, six stated 
that Dean's Board should be abolished. Admittedly these 



Bedtime story . . . 

Once upon a time last week there 
was a Stockbridge freshman who 
worked a couple of hours on a subject 
and steadily lost ground. So he de- 
cided to drop the stuff and go out for 
the evening, even as you and I. While 
he was out, he ran across a student 
who had already had the course and 
told him ail the answers. 

And that, children, is why seniors 
have bigger heads than freshmen. 



A ready wit ... 

Men working on the Goodell Library 
rise to any emergency. One lad was 
working on top of the ventilator up 
on the roof, when he was hailed from 
the ground. 

"Hey Joe! Hey Joe!" 

"What do you want?" inquired Joe, 
the man working on the ventilator. 

"You're wanted on 
the boss called to him. 

Joe glared down the four stories to 
the ground. 

"Who," he demanded, "me?" 



Spirit of '34 . . . 

Victorian ideas on the campus 
are being shattered by a lady 
with the modern spirit. As she 
was walking past a gent who had 
bent over to tie his shoe lace, 
temptation was king, and the 
gentleman straightened up im- 
mediately at the blow. He opened 
his mouth in a somewhat reddened 
face to demand an explanation, 
but she beat him to the draw. 

"None of your false modesty, 
now," she said crisply. 



B. V. contributes further to the stew- 
dent's dictionary ... | 

Mandate: Engagement wifh a fel- 
low, i.e., "I have a mandate this 
evening." 

Solo: Quiet singing which is good 
for the soul, as "He sang solo I 
couldn't hear him." 

Diapason: What a baby wears, as 
"Has the baby his diapason?" 

Bamboo: A kind of drawing on the 
skin made with a needle, as "The man 
was covered with bamboo." 



To the Editor of the Collegian: 

Realizing the importance of other 
business that may have kept the 
Roving Reporter from my doorstep 
last week, may I also be permitted to 
come forward with a few words in this 
inconsequential matter. 

Perhaps the student groups do need 
leaders but has it ever occurred to 
some of its officers that there must be 
a goal to which to lead? Once in the 
days of sophomoric pranks and the 
heights of interclass rivalry, to say 
nothing of anti-administration activi- 
ties, the class officials might hope to 
perform some duties of leadership and 
guidance among their classmates. To- 
day, Joe College no longer needs to be 
restrained in advertising his Alma 
Mater, (I might say he is encouraged), 
while the freshman also needs no 
stimulation in his devotion to that 
good lady by the old-time banquet 
scrap and cane rush. The ballot list 
presents a number of posts left far 
out of water by the receding tide of 
class activities for which men are duly 
nominated, elected and forgotten. 

Class interest, if taken as a measure 
of present day executives, indicates 
the relative unimportance of organi- 
zation. How many students can be 
gathered to attend a class meeting? 
How many students keep in touch 
with the officers after they are elected? 
And what is more important, how 
many, officers included, know the 
function of each office or could tell 
what has been done in the name of 
the class during the past year? 

1 have no personal criticism of the 
officers. They are without doubt 
leaders in their classes and worthy of 
the phone!" | the honors they bear, but how many 
visualize the responsibilities and pos- 
sibilities of a purposive class policy? 
How many students are willing to see 
that their officials perform other than 
routine duties? 

In fact, it would be well for all 
concerned to question themselves, at 
least once in their four years, as to 
what unique function the class officers 
perform that is vitally necessary in 
the present scheme of things and how 
these executives may be true repre- 
sentatives of class wishes, accomplish- 
ments and ideals. 

The time for apathy and passing 
the buck is past and the time for 
reorganization and redefinition has 
come if what little power and meaning 
the present officials possess is to 
justify their existence as "leaders." 
But I am sincerely afraid that we 
I shall continue to elect class officers to 
run class meetings to elect class 

I officers. 

One of the Lead 



The senior girls of Lambda D^Ua 
Mu were entertained at tea on Mond ty 
Nov. 26, from 4 to 5 o'clock by Mrs 
John Baker at the Cathedral Ap^ 
ments. The following helped ser . : 
Miss Miriam, Mrs. Cecil Rice, Mrs. 
Ward Damon, Mrs. Herbert Watkins, 
and Mrs. Henry Van Roekel. 



Alpha Lambda Mu had a dinner lor 
the whole sorority on Tuesday, Nov. 
27 at the sorority house. Mr. jjnd 
Mrs. Faucett, Dr. and Mrs. C. Frakcr, 
Dr. and Mrs. H. Click were the guesis. 



Sigma Beta Chi entertained at a 
Thanksgiving dinner Monday night. 
Members of the house and several 
guests were present. 



Phi Zeta initiated six new members 
at a ceremony performed at the 
sorority house Monday, Nov. 19. 
Betsy Perry, president, was the in- 
ductress, and the initiates were Dolly 
Lesquire '36, Lucy Kingston ';i6, 
Alma Boyden '37, Mary Breinig 37, 
Caroline Rogers '37 and Kay Win- 
gate '37. 



On February 8, 1935, Alpha Lambda 
Mu will hold their sorority formal. 
Alma Colson will be the chairman and 
her committee will include Molly 
Cooney '36, Edith Whitmore ':]7, 
Rita Provost '37, and Dorothy 
Lannon '37. 



Helen Reardon '36 of Sigma Beta 
Chi is at the Infirmary. 

Members and pledges of Phi Zeta 
enjoyed a Thanksgiving dinner at the 
sorority house Monday, Nov. 26. 



announccmente 



SpcH-iiil Kxhibition 

In conjunction with its courses in 
domestic architecture, the department 
of agricultural engineering has secured 
the recent Pencil Points Press hou.se 
competition drawings, which will be 
on display in Room 301, Stockbridge 
Hall from November 26 to December 
5. All students, members of the 
faculty and the public are cordially 
invited to view these works. There 
are about 100 drawings, selected from 
nearly 1200 competitors composed of 
architects from every state in the 
Union. 

Free Ciolf L(>MM)nM 

Free golf lessons will begin after 
December 3. If you are interested 
bring an hour plan to Larry Brigg.s 
soon. 



That certain feeling . . . 

Whoever invented leap-frog must 

have had a sense of humor or 

haven't you ever been at the end of 
the line after convocation? 



Fisher's 

SLIP-OVER SWEATERS 

TWIN SWEATERS 

SKIRTS 

MITTENS GLOVES HATS 



Drop in and see Bill and W 

And have a steak— or perhaps just 
a sandwich and coffee at 

Deady's Diner 

DR.^UGHT BEER AT DINER N". 1 



NEW TUCKTITE BAGS 

OF 

VELVET SILK WOOL 

and LEATHER in 

A Variety of Sizes 

Miss Cutler's Gift Shop 



Boy scouts ... 

A short gentleman was describing 
the superior qualities of a lady he was 
taking to a dance. 

"She's pretty tall, though," a listen- 
er observed. "How are you going to 
kiss her good night?" 

"Oh," he said, "I'll just kick her 
in the shins so she'll have to bend 
over, and then I'll do my stuff. " 

A thought for today . . • 

Women are like street cars. 



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AMHERST CLEANERS, DYERS &LAUNDERERS 

WORK CALLED FOR AND DELIVERED 



definitfU nni i^^.i.. - .^. ...... - • • i 

votes are not throuKdilv representative l)ut we believe that they show 

a (let^nite trend of the students and the farultv towards the abo hsh- ^^^ ^^^ 

,nent ,.t I X.tn^ Boa,<l. a^ an unjust and .nelfectne practice. Last There «"^^ '^"^ ° >'° 

niKlit the Senate, representatives of the student body. Y^^^^l ""«"'-! ^^. .^^^s^,^^^^ 

nv.uslv to place before the administration a motion favoring '\'l^^'' ^".^^^^h Z7gM 

immediate abnli^hnutn of Dean'. Board )c,,n . Saturday is to be ^ "^/J'^tht^^^^^ 

December 7. We lu.pc Dean's Board will be mn.pictious by its ab- Attend to this mai 



««ence on thai (la\. 



And no one e'er learned of his fate. 



CHILDREN'S BOOK MEEK 

Get your Christmas Books for Brothers and Sisters 
See the famous MICKEY MOUSE WADDLE BOOKS demonstrai d 

They Walk $1.00 

ALL THE TARZAN BOOKS 75c 

LITTLE TONY OF ITALY new title in Children of All Lands '^ 
MIDGET AND BRIDGET by the Haders $2.00 

TOM SWIFT. DON STURDY and other Series 50c 

JAMES A. LOWELL, Bookseller 



Lambda Delta Mu 
\\ ins Sorority Sports 

L-fu,)) (lirlti Are Sorrer ChunipM. 
J union* M'in 

fd id hockey and soccer schedules 
{,as,> been completed for the 1934 
sj,aso'i with Lambda Delta Mu in first 
plaic in hockey, a three-way tie in 
i^)i,-ci'r. the freshmen victorious in 
jij^.icr and the juniors in hockey. 
The hotkey standings follow: 

W L 

Laml'iia Delta Mu 3 

AlphH Lambda Mu 2 1 

Sigma Beta Chi 1 2 

Phi Zeta 3 

p'reshmen 2, Sophomores 0; Juniors 
3, Seniors 0; Juniors 3, Freshmen 2. 

The soccer standing is as follows: 

W L 

Lamhda Delta Mu 2 1 

I Sigma Beta Chi 2 1 

Alpha Lambda Mu 2 1 

Phi Zeta 3 

As three sororities tied for first place 
all three will receive the same number 
of points toward athletics for the 
Interwrority Trophy. 

Freshmen 4, Sophomores 2; Seniors 

.luniors 0; Freshmen 2, Seniors 0. 

Intursorority and interclass rifle 
I iiimpetition will start soon after 
Thank.sgiving. 



Frosh Soccermen 
Defeat Deerfield 



193K SiumeMe Cuptain I.^>ndM Hik 
Team to Victory 



With Debriddi Devakul in the 
starring role, the freshman soccer 
team closed its season last Thursday 
with a crushing 3-1 victory over its 
Deerfield Academy rivals, the Western 
Massachusetts champions. Inspired 
by the previous days win over the 
sophomores, the frosh flashed a per- 
fectly coordinated passing attack and 
a well nigh impenetrable defense. 

Devakul performed the rare "hat 
trick" of scoring three goals for his 
team. He managed to get the ball 
past the Deerfield goaltender early in 
the first period and repeated later in 
the second and fourth periods. Surdan 
scored for Deerfield. 

The freshmen have enjoyed their 
most successful season since the in- 
augiu'ation of soccer in 1930. In their 
first game they held the Amherst 
frosh to a 2-2 tie. Last Wednesday 
they beat the sophs 3-0, first fresh- 
man interclass soccer victory. The 
Deerfield game came as a winning 
climax. 



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Ladies' half soles and heels 


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Men's rubber heels 


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RYTEX STATIONERY 

Stamped with College, Name or Fraternity 

$1.00 a box 

Makes a fine Christmas present. 



Come in and see us. 

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Philco Radios 



Electrical Appliances 

Fraternity House Equipment 



Paints 



Plumbing 



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STATESMEN LOSE HARD-FOUGHT CONTEST 

TO UNDEFEATED JUMBO ELEVEN, 6-0 

Johnnie Stewart's Punting and Captain Paul Schaffner's 

Line Play Feature Work Of Maroon and White Gridsters 



State IIhk Not Beaten TiiftM 
Since 1»25 

With their aerial attack halted and 
the running attack greatly slowed up, 
a fighting Maroon and White grid 
team lost a bitter 6-0 decision to a 
high-powered Tufts outfit at Medfurd 
Saturday. A long forward pass from 
Keith to Hingston half way through 
the first period gave Tufts their score 
and completed an undefeated season 
for the Jumbos. After an exchange of 
punts. Tufts took possession of the 
ball on their own 42-yard line. P'roe- 
lich, Tufts fullback and captain, made 
a first down on the Maroon and White 
40-yard marker. Two tries at the line 
availed nothing and on the next play 
Keith faded back and heaved a beau- 
tiful aerial which Hingston took on 
the 17-yard line and continued the 
remaining distance for a score. Keith's 
attempted place kick was wide of 
the mark. 

After Nietupski kitked oflF to open 
the contest, Tufts ran the ball back 
to their own 34-yard line, and Keith 
kickcKl to the 25-yard marker. Koenig 
made five yards and Stewart picked 
up two. Allen was thrown for a loss 
and Stewart punted out of bounds on 
the 11-yard line. Tufts returned the 
punt and a Maroon and White pass 
was intercepted by Hingston. Koenig 
pulled down McLean for a two-yard 
loss and Keith then kicked over the 
goal line. 

The Statesmen, putting the ball in 
play on the 20-yard marker, reeled 
off seven yards on Stewart's plunging. 
Johnny then kicked to the Jumbos ! 
41-yard line. Tufts' drive started i 
when McLean and Froelich rang up 



SELECTKI> TO WILLIAMS 

ALL-OPPONKNT TEAM 

Paul Schaffner, Johnnie Stewart, 
and Bill Davis were honored by the 
Williams varsity by selection on the 
all-opponent football team. 



a first down. Then came the fatal 
Keith to Hingston pass for a touch- 
down and Tufts was leading, 6-0. 

Froelich kicked off for Tufts and the 
Maroon and White failing to make a 
first down, Stewart kicked to the 
Tufts 17-yard stripe. Peterson and 
Shulkin downed Hingston for an eight 
yard setback. Froelich, however, made 
it up on the next play, and Keith 
punted to midfield. Stewart returned 
the kick to MacLean, who was 
downed on the 18-yard line by Adams. 
Borden kicked to State's 30-yard line, 
and Murphy picked up eight yards on 
three plays as the period ended. 

Stewart punted to start the second 
period and Tufts, after failing to gain 
kicked outside on the State 22-yard 
line. State failed to gain and Stt^wart 
was forced to punt. 

Borden was thrown for a five-yard 
loss on the first play but a Frolnrg to 
Borden aerial gained seven yards. 
Frol>erg kicked outsirie at the State 
10-yard marker. Fili|)kowski raced 
around end for 24 yards on his first 
attempt. Koenig tore through the 
line for another first down. Two more 
plays were held for no gain and 
Stewart punted. Fnjberg returned the 
kick to the middle of the field. Stew- 
art passed to Sturtevant for a first 
down on the 28-yard line. Another 
pa.ss by Stewart to Adams placed the 
ball on the 14-yard line. Again a pasH 
but this time incompleted as it fell 
behind the goal line. An interception 
of a pass by (irinnell gave Tufts the 
ball on their 13-yard stripe. FrolH>rg 
punted to midfield. Stewart con- 
tinued the aerial game and thr(>t> in- 
completed passes were hurled l)efore 
the half ended. 



Filipkowski returned Tufts kickoff 
15 yards. Tufts held and State was 
forced to kick. Hingston made eight 
yards on a reverse and FrtK'lich made 
it a first down. Two rushes and 
another Frol»erg to Borden pass added 
another first down. The State line 
threw the ball carriers for a loss on 
the two next plays. Froel)erg puntiMl 
and Stewart returned the kick It 
was a beautiful 62-yard hoist. 

After Tufts made a fii«t down, 
Frobtirg punted. Stewart tore through 
tackle for eleven yards. A long aerial, 
Stewart to Davis, was knocke<l down 
by Borden and State had to kick. 
Peterson broke through the line to 
bliK-k Frolwrg's kick and it was 
State's ball on the Tufts 26-yard line. 
Stewart heaved a pass to Davis who 
was unable to catch it. ('arlyn, Tufts 
center, intercepUfd the next pass and 
Tufts kicke<i to the State 32-yar(i line. 

Johnny continued his barrage of 
passt>s and Filipkowski pulled one 
down for a first down. A Stewart to 
Davis forward with a Davis to Con- 
Holatti lateral on the end made a first 
down. This, the «)nly laU-ral SUite 
tried, worked excellently. State was 
still throwing pasm's as the final 
whistle ended the game. 

The Maroon and White outplayed 
Tufts throughout most of the giime 
and had the l>etter of the going except 
when Tufts .sctired. Stewart, Allen 
and Filipkowski stood out in the 
State backfield, while Schaffner, Peter- 
son, Shulkin and Ko.ssitt^r playtHl a 
great game in the line. The Tufts 
veteran outfit had Fr(H>lich, Hingston, 
Borden and Frt>lH*rg very effetrtive in 
the backfield. while (irinnell and 
WcMKlworth stood out in the line. 



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51 Pleasant Street 
On way to Postoffice 

Eyes Tested 
Prescriptions Filled 

All replacements and repairs 
at short notice 



Winter Sportswear and Riding Togs 

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(Near Depot) 

Fall Stock of 

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Men's 
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all colors 
$2.95 up 



Ladies' Wool Ski Coats and Suede 

Jackets $4.95 up 

Men's and Women's Sweaters 

Socks, Riding Breeches and Boots 



WOOL SOCKS 



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69c PAIR 



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WE SERVE CLUB BREAKFASTS 

SPECIAL DINNERS AND SUPPERS 
They are very nice — and reasonable. 

The College Candy Kitchen 

The place that always serves the best of food 



CLOTHING AND IIABEKDASIIEKY 



FOR COLLKfiK MEN 



E. W. SWITZER 



TYPEWKITEKS 

PORTABLE AND STANDARD TYPEWRITERS 

$10 T(» $60 

Come in and try one of the new low-priced portables. 

Does your typewriter need cleaning or repairs? 

Bring it in then - or call Amherst 688 

GEORGE W. SIMMONS '35 

97 Pleasant Street 
KihbonN and C'lirlMtn Paper 



Don't forget to see the new Interwoven Wool Socks. 
Plenty of checks and plaids. 

50c 75c $1.00 



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THE MASSACHUSETTS COLLEGIAN. WEI>NESI>AY. NOVHMBKK 2H. 1934 



THOMAS F. WALSH 



STYLE 

A mere glance at a Hickey-Freeman suit or overcoat should suffice to 
convince one that it excells in the 
Art of Design. 



Novick & Johnson 

Custom Tailors & Fuiriers 

Suits made to order. 

Cleaning, Pressing & Repairing 

Phone 342W 3 Pleasant St. 




TYPEWRITKHS 

For Sale and For Rent 

H. E. DAVID 

Special rates for students. 



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ChriNtinHN Cirectinil Cards* 

Printed with Your Name 
40 for 89c 



Under ideal playing conditions the 
Stockbridge football team, led by 
Captain Reid, overwhelmed the 
Deerfield Academy warriors by the 
score of 12-0 before five hundred 
spectators, Friday, November 23. 

The first score came in the first 
quarter by a 40-yard run by (loodwin. 
The final score came in the .second 
quarter as a result of a 60-yard drive 
which the Deerfield team were power- 
less to stop. 

In the second half, Deerfield re- 
sorted to an aerial attack as tln>y 
failed to gain through the Stockbridge 
line. The alert Stockbridge seccindary 
broke up all passes. The game ended 
with the ball in Deerfield's po88es.sion 
on their own ir)-yard line. 

Coach Red Hall used all of the 
seniors on the squad, as this was their 
last game. The outstanding players 
for the seniors were Captain Reid, 
Ball, Blondy and Ratte. (loodwin 
and Chace played an outstanding 
game to help the seniors win their last 

game. 

The season's schedule resulted in 
four wins and three defeats. 



the music. Al Chace was chairman 
of the dance committee. 

Word has been received that Ru.h8 
Wood and Ed Pierce met with a slight 
accident by going through the gates 
of a railroad crossing, November 17, 
after seeing friends on the campus. 

Frosh: "What does S.C.S. stand for?" 
Senior: "Order of the Secret Seven." 



When in need of Flowers 

for any occasion, Remember 

Musante's Flower Shop 

Phone 1028-W Night 1028-R 

T. Bush '38, Agent 



Mac: "Say Mai, how can I get my 
moustach to look like yours?" 

Mai: "Well. Mac, it is a long story, 
but to make it short, 1 used a 18-1-3 
fertilizer. I u.sed this high percentage 
of nitrogen to insure a good growth." 

—Bob Clark 



del mio amato ben" {Donaudy), a 
group in French comprising "Je Crois 
Kntendre Encore" from "Les Pe- 
cheurs des Perles" (Bizet), "Vaine- 
ment ma bien aimee" from "l^e Roi 
D'Ys" iLalo), "Salut demeure chaste 
et pure" from "Faust" (Gounod), 
"O Paradiso!" from "L'Africana" 
(Gounod), a group in Spanish consist- 
ing of "Princesita" (Padilla), "Mari- 
nella" (Serrano), "Adios Granada" 
(Barrera y Calleja), and a group in 
Engli-sh comprising "Tell Me. Oh 
Blue Sky" (Giannini), "In the Silence 
of the Night" {Rachmaninoff), and 
"Blue Are Her Eyes" (Watts). Mr. 
Miguel Sandoval, noted Guatemalian 
composer and pianist, accompanied, 
and played also a group of .solo 
numbers which were enthusiastically 
received. 



Then, continued the speaker, if the 
West does not show capacity for 
peace and an intelligent understanding 
of the situation in the Orient, but 
persists in the present militaristic 
aggressiveness, Mr. Clark looks to see 
China unite with India, Japan, and 
po8sil>ly Russia, and begin a war 
against Western nations which will 
make the past World War look like a 
mere preliminary. 



College Drug Store 



W. H. McGRATH, Reg. Pharm. 



AMHERST 



MASS. 



CO.ED NOTES 



A victory dance was held at the 
A.T.G. house Friday, Novemljer 23. 
Al Fisher and his victrola supplied 



NINO MARTINI IN 

COMMl NITY rON< KIM 

Continued from Page 1 
can devote entire programs to these 
superb Lieder, then certainly Mr. 
Martini can afford to give over one 
or two groups on his program to 
Brahms. Hugo Wolf, or Schubert. 
Mr. Martini would do well to consult 
the song catalogs of G. Schirmer or 
Carl Fischer & Co.; for the versatile 
artist is the one whose repertoire is 
catholic in the full sen-se of the word. 
Mr. Martini's program, rather 
hackneyed but amply rewarding, in- 
cluded "Non e Ver!" (Mattei), "Gia 
eil sol dal Gange" (Scarlatti). "O 



UKOVKK CLARK l>IS(T SSKS 

SriTATION IN JAPAN 

Continued from Page I 
tude is bringing about rapidly an in- 
creasing political unification. This is 
important, for when China gets pre- 
pared for war, war with Japan is 
inevitable, and China will take Japan 
in her stride, according to Mr. Clark. 
In revenge on Western nations, C'hina 
will take Indo-China, Burma, and the 
Federated Malay States, territories 
wrested from her in the past by 
Western nations. 



FROSH 2 SOPHS 

The freshman football team, 
coached by Lou Bush, downed 
the sophomores in an interclass 
game. 2-0. Tuesday afternoon, 
on Alumni Field. 

The lone score came in the 
third period when Avery of the 
sophomores was downed Ijehind 
his own goal line for a safety. 

The freshman team was se- 
lected from the outstanding 
members of the Frosh league 
teams. The sophomore team 
was composed of varsity men 
who did not earn a letter. 

This is the third game in the 
series of six that the frosh have 
won. In 1929 the sophomores 
scored their lone victory, while 
two others were scoreless ties. 



Announcement has been made ot 
the marriage of Margaret Boston '33 
to James Cruickshank on September 
1, 1934 at Hopkinton, Mass. 



A daughter, Carol Ruth was b<jni 
to Mr. Donald Tiffany '31 and Mrs. 
Tiffany (Ruth Vogel '33) on October 
11, 1934 at Cambridge, Mass. 



Janice Munson '33, Orris Merriit 
'32, and Ruth Rt^dman w'33, all „f 
whom attended the Prince School in 
Boston last year, are employed in 
stores in Springfield, Hartford, and | 
New York rt;spectively. All repor 
that retailing is interesting work, but 
hard on the feet and the disposition. 



Peg Gerrard '34 is employed at Long 
Lane Farm School in Middletown, 
Conn, as housekeeper for one of the 
cottages, as is Doris Benjamin '3o. 
Anita Pike '33 is employed in the 
office of the school. 



Mildred Twiss '32 who is entering 
her last year's training at the Yale 
School of Nursing, was in Amherst 
for part of her vacation recently. 
Elizabeth Barry '31 is also in the I 
school and both are enthusiastic about 
the po.ssibilities of nurses training for | 
women graduates of the college. 



^ 

[' 




CO. . there are just as many 
kinds as there are Idnds of folks 




r 



A hale of aromatic Chest- 
erfield Turkish tobacco. 



© 1934. LiGCBTT & Myem Tobacco Co. 




long • short • thwk 
heavy • dark • light 
all kinds and styles 

. . . but it takes mild ripe 
tobacco — Turkish and 
home-grown — to make a 
milder better-tasting ciga- 
rette. 

. . . and that's the kind 
you get in every Chester- 
field package. 



Down South in the tobacco 
country, ivhere they grow and 
know tobacco — in most places 
Chesterfield is the largest-sell- 
ing cigarette. 



Mild ripe home-grown tobacco 
used in Chesterfield Cigarettes, 



CURRENT EVENT OF 
THE WEEK 

Kead the views eipressed 

l,v various collejle official* 

.ibout the Supreme Court 

Decision on R.O.T.C. 



/Ibassacbu 




U. A. C. Library. 



oUegian 



OUTSTANDING EVENT 
UP TUB WKKI^ 



The election of Jlin Duvld- 

•on to the I4.ts .Soccer 

Ciipliilncy 



Vol. XLV 



AMUERST, MASS. TIIUKSDAY. DKCKMBKK ft. 1934 



Number 11 



Annual Bay State Revue 
To Be Held Friday Night 



;^|t>n'M Glee Club Will Appear on 

I'roiirHin Ori^niiized by the 

KoiMter DoiHterx 



'I'omorrow evening the student pro- 
dut'tion of the annual Bay State Revue 
will be presented in Bowker Auditor- 
ium The Bay State Revue, successor 
to the traditional "Aggie Review," is 
conducted each year under the aus- 
pices of the Roister Doisters and is 
undiT the personal direction of their 
president, Edward V. I.,aw *36. Ber- 
iiiii. J. Dolan '35 and George E. 
Conndon '35, vice-president and busi- 
ncs,^ manager, respectively, have both 
a.s.si.sted in the production of the show. 

Among the numbers on the program 
are a performance by the men's glee 
club, an organ-xylophone duet, an 
exhibition of Cossack dancing, a 
novelty dance number, and a \ocal 

trio. 

Since sorority closed rushing dates 
are also scheduled for Friday evening, 
the revue will be almost a stag affair, 
with its male cast, assisted by the 
men'.■^ glee club, and with an audience 
probably composed almost entirely of 
men. 

Within two and a half weeks there 
have been scheduled six dramatic 
productions, the Bay State Revue and 
the Amherst Masquers' production of 
Yellow Jack being two of the earlier 
productions. Tonight, the Amherst 
High School is presenting Captain 
Applejack; on the 17th the Patterson 
Players will give three one-act plays, 
and on the 22nd, Mrs. Hugh P. Baker 
will direct a group of faculty members 
in a mystery play. In addition to this 
outburst of local dramatic enterprise, 
there are also the Springfield presen- 
tations of Philip Barry's play prior to 
its New York premiere and Walter 
Hampden's appearance in Macbeth 
and Richelieu. 



STUDENTS TAKE 
PRE-MED TEST 

Twenty-five students, mostly mem- 
bers of the senior class, will take the 
medical aptitude test given by the 
associated medical schools, at Stock- 
bridge Hall at three o'clock Friday. 
The test is being given under the 
direction of Prof. H. N. Glick of the 
psychology department. 

This is the fifth year that the teat 
has been given at Massachusetts 
State. Last year the number of 
students taking the test increased 
from eight the first year to twenty- 
two. This test is given to all pre- 
medical students in three hundred 
colleges throughout the country. All 
students take the examination at 
exactly the same time. 



Patterson Players 
To Perform Dec. 17. 



The Patterson Players, college staff 
dramatic society, will present three 
one-act plays in Bowker Auditorium 
on December 17 at 7.30 p.m. Prof. 
Guy V. Glatfelter, president of the 
Patterson Players, announced that the 
plays have been selected with an eye 
to light entertainment, full of fun, 
and good cheer, appropriate to the 
holiday spirit. The plays are: Frank 
G. Thompkins' comedy of social satire 
Sham; and two farces: Percival 
Wilde's The Moving Finger; and 
William DeMille's Poor Old Jim. 
Two former members of the Roister 
Doisters have important parts, Shirley 
E. McCarthy '34 and Alan W. Chad- 
wick '31. 



Compulsory Military Training Upheld 

By Decision of U. S. Supreme Court 



Thi.s decision upheld the 8uapei.sion 
by the Regents of the University of 
California of two students who refused 
to comply with the ruling because of 
religious and conscientious objections. 
The Regents of the University had 
previously refused to make the course 
optional and to exempt the two stud- 
fnt.s, lioth sons of ministers in the 
Metiiodist-Epi.scopal Church. 

In an opinion read by Justice 
Sutler, the court said: 

•rnment. Federal and State, each in its 
■; "iTp owes a duty to the people within its 
■'M to preserve itself in adequate strenKth 
• ' '!! I : • tin peace and onier and to assure the 
.Jst eir - fluent of law. .And every citizen owes 
■•« fp lotal duty, accordinK to his caiiacity. to 
"-;';i""' ;nf| to defend government aKainst all 

C'olU'gp Ofllrial.s Inlerviewed 

iVsident Baker, when interviewed 
•■pRarding the decision stated his 
^Pini< n had not changed since last 
•"ehriiiiry when he issued the following 
«atMr. nt regarding R.O.T.C: 

■ lj<Oievc military training is promoting 

[lirit among the student. . . So long 

.;p is under contractual relations with 

"*' ' ■ .'i Kovernmenl and so long as I can see 

'*^ iriK from military drill in the way of 

t'liVs;. ■ tterment of our students. I shall favor 

■'"J Mtion of military t.aining." 

De.jn William L. Machmer also 
«xpres-f.d himself in favor of the 
Pfeser.i policy. 






^teea of the Massachusetts State College 

authority require able-bodied male 

' take military training. This docs not 

*ever, that such students must bear 

; *''' iny hostile power, offensive or defensive, 

■^ ' :■ .ire. In accordance with our present 

■' ' arrangement I am in favor of con- 

, ""^'' present policy of requiring all able- 

; students, excepting only tho«e who 



can present definite evidence that they are bona 
fide memljers of a recognized order that has al- 
ways held military »«'rvice as a violation of their 
basic Ix'lief." 

Colonel Charles A. Romeyn, head 
of the department of military science 
and tactics, complimented the Court 
on its deci.sion. "It is just what I 
would expect from a lot of intelligent 
and sure minds." 

Rev. T. Barton Akeley, Mini.ster of 
Unity Church in Amherst and advi.sor 
of the Social Science Club, stated that, 

"The ruling is obscure in its formulation but 
clear in its intention. It says the Govcrnnient 
within its juriwlirtion owes its citizens the main- 
tenance of peace, order, and law enforcement. To 
me that means police service. The contHxrtion 
with military training is hard to .see. If the Court 
means that the (iovernnient needs a military 
education to maintain its powrr and to enforce 
its laws, then the Court is anti( ipating a govt-rn- 
mcnt whii h dfx-s not represent its iieoplc. but 
willing to maintain it.scif by force. 

"If (iovernnient owes anything to religion, it 
owes it the right to lie religion, and if one's religion 
is incomiKitible with war then it is incompatible, 
and comiuilsion over religion means the with- 
drawal of freedom. Take away the right of con- 
st ience and you have a state without coti.science. 
Talk alKiut rights is then superfluous." 

The Director of Religious Education 
J. Paul Williams, expressed the view: 

"The ruling merely asserts ttw right ol the 
Land Grant tolleges to require military training; 
the colleges themselves mu.st de< ide whether that 
right is to be exercised. Many I^nd Grant col- 
leges act in an irreligious manner in requiring of 
all students, no matter what their convictions, 
the courses in military training. Our own s< hool 
offers exemption to those students who, U-cause 
of conscience, are opposed to military training, 
(though not to those who desire exemption on 
trivial grounds), and thus places it-self among that 
group of colleges which puts loyalty to (x)d and 
consicience afmve loyalty to the State. No right 
is more sacred than the right to follow the truth 
as we see it. whether that leada us into pacifiam 
or militarism.'' 



Complete rehetirNal for (he Bay 
State Revue in Bowker, ThiirNday 
lit 7.30 p.m. Any preNeiitation 
not ut rehearMal poNitively will not 
l>e included in the Heviie Friday. 

Newman Club Sponsors 
Lecture by Dr. Connolly 

Reverend Doctor Terence L. Con- 
nolly of the Society of Jesus will 
deliver, under the auspices of the 
Newman Club, a lecture on "The 
Poetry of Francis Thompson" on 
December 13 at 8 p.m. 

Rev. Connolly, profes.sor of F^nglish 
in the graduate and summer schools 
at Boston College, is perhaps the 
greatest American authority on Francis 
Thompson, and is also a nation-wide 
lecturer on this famous ptH't. All 
students and members of the faculty 
are cordially invited to attend the 
lecture in the evening and also the tea 
which will be held at four o'clock in 
the afternoon, both affairs to be held 
in the Memorial Building. It is 
expected that Rev. Connolly will read 
some of the poetry of Thompson at 
this afternoon tea. 

In 1932 Rev. Ctmnolly edited the 
complete poems of Francis Thompson, 
together with biographical and textual 
notes. In his work on Thompson, 
Rev. Connolly has Ijecome intimately 
associated with Mr. Adelman of 
Chester, Pennsylvania, who has col- 
lected much on Thompson. 

REW. HILDA IVES 
AT NEXT CHAPEL 

On December 9 Rev. Hilda Ives 
will address the student body in 
Sunday Chapel. She is the rural 
executive secretary of the New Eng- 
land Town and Country Church Com- 
mission and comes here in that 
capacity. In 1932, on her last ap- 
pearance here. Rev. Ives addressed 
the student IxKly in Sunday Chapel 
on rural churches. 

Mrs. Ives was born in Maine and 
took her honorary M.A. from the 
University of Maine. After gradua- 
tion she was ordained minister in a 
Congregational Church. In addition 
to her work in New England, for she 
is very active in rural church work 
throughout New P^ngland, she is 
pastor in a Regional Federation of 
Parishes in Maine and serves three or 
four communities. 

CAMPUS CALENDAR 

j "Don't uiwry and fret, faint-hearted. 
The chances have juU begun 
For the best jobs haven't been storied, 
! The best uork hif'ti' t been done." 

I —Braley 



Thuriidity, D«c. 6 

4.4.'i p.m. Freshman relay teams. Physical 

Education iiuilding 
7..'{0 p.m. Ojien house, sororities 
"..'{0 p.m. Band rehearsal, .Mem. Building 
7.00 p.m. Carl A. WockI, Dairy ( lub, Flint 
H.m p.m. Girl's <;iee Club. Bowker .\ud. 
H.(K) p.m. Chess Club, open meeting. Senate 

Friday, Dec. 7 

"».<)<> p.ni Boxing and \Vre-tliii«. I'hysiial 

Kduration Building 
.'J.OO p.m. Pre- Medical exams 
6.(X> p.m. Closed dates, sororities 
7.0O p.m. Bay State Revue, Bowker .\ud 
«.l.") p.m. VAn-A St. \'incent .\Iillay, Acad- 
emy of Music, Northampton 

.Saturday, Dec. 8 

'^m p.m. .Military Ball, Drill M.tll 

Sunday, Dec. 9 
9.(J(ia.m. Sunday Chapel, Rev. Hilda L. 

Ives 
.'1.00 p.m. Informal concerts, .Mem. Bldg. 
.">..30 p.m. Sunday Vespers, Mem. Bldg. 
H.(XJ p.m. Inity Forum, Unitarian Church 

Tuesday, Dec, II 

H (X) p.m. Mens Glee Club, Mem. Bldg. 

Wedncaday, Dec. 12 
.3..'W p.m. Abbey Tea, Lambda Delta Mu 
7.00 p.m. K O Club, 4-H Club House 
H.m p.m. Orchestra rehearsal, Bowker 

Thursday, Dec. 13 

11.00 a.m. Insignia Convocation 
4.fK) p.m. .Newman Club tea 
8.00 p.m. Newman Club lecture 



ED MURPHY'S ORCHESTRA 
TO PLAY AT MILITARY BALL 



CHANGES ARE MADE IN 
STUDENT EMPLOYMENT 



With the coming of the new fiscal 
year on last Monday, the Placement 
Service, under the direction of Prof, 
(luy V. (llatfelter, has made a number 
of changes in student employment on 
campus. The chief differences will Ikj 
that each worker will have a few less 
hours of work per month for the re- 
mainder of the college year, and that 
all emergency jobs of a temporary 
nature have been abolished until 
spring. 

For the past several months the 
college has been spending for student 
help the sum of $2800 a month, in- 
cluding FERA and general emergency 
(state) grants. 

Some changes in personnel of the 
student workers has been made neces- 
sary by a check-up made by the 
placement service office on the scho- 
lastic standings of student workers. 
Efforts are being made by the service 
to eliminate a numl)er of student 
positions calling for manual labor, and 
to substitute for them positions which 
will he of greater value in training the 
workers for future occupations. 



Effects of Foreign 
Students Discussed 



"America is in the spotlight. The 
eyes of the world are upon us. Ten 
thousand students from every land 
are now enrolled in our colleges; other 
thousands are eager to come," de- 
clared Mr. Charles D. Hurrey, general 
secretary of the Committee on Friend- 
ly Relations among Foreign Students, 
who addressed the student body at 
Convocation this morning. 

"Dr. T. V. Soong, Minister of 
Finance from China, found a fellow 
Harvard graduate in the White House 
as President of the United States; he 
negotiates a fifty million dollar loan 
and reassures America concerning the 
loyal friendship of the Chinese people. 
Matsudka, chief spokesman at Geneva 
for Japan, makes public recognition of 
his American education at the Univer- 
sity of Oregon. The present Chinese 
ministers to France, Ru.ssia, and the 
United States are graduates, respec- 
tivel, of Columbia, the University of 
Virginia, and Cornell," continued Mr. 
Hurrey. 



All>ert F. BiirieMM Jr. *3r> Im C^hair- 
innii uf .litnual Full Ihiiiee to 
Ite Held ii« Drill Hall Saturday 

(fly a member of the committee) 

The Military Hall, the social high- 
light of the fall semester will present 
to its dancers at the Drill Hall this 
Saturday evening, something different 
in the way of decorations. The com- 
mittee is attempting to portray in the 
decorations a vivid picture of a camp 
site at which the senior cadets Htop[)ed 
overnight during their recent trip to 
Fort Ethan Allen. Elaborate prepa- 
rations havt' been made to import the 
natural setting nece8.Hjiry for such a 
venture and neithttr time nor effort is 
iM'ing .saved to delay the fulfillment of 
the present plans. 

The now famous Ed Murphy of 
Worcesttsr will provide the music for 
the occasion and with his reixsrtoiro of 
both fast and slow numbers surely will 
satisfy the tastes of all present. 
Murphy, who has played hero several 
times before, has recently finished a 
very successful summer season. Lately 
he has been touring New England. 
During this tour ho was reengaged in 
several large cities because of popular 
demand. In nearby Springfield, he 
grew to such popularity that he was 
recalled to Cook's Mutterfly Hallruom 
on three successive Saturday nights. 

The pre-dance sale of tickets is 
unusually heavy; thus all indications 
[Kiint to an enjoyable party with good 
music and a propter atmosphere fur- 
nished by unusual decorations. 

The chaperons for this Ball will l)e 
Col. and Mrs. Romeyn, Major and 
Mrs. Watkins, Capt. and Mrs. Hughes. 
President and Mrs. Hugh P. Haker, 
and Dean and Mrs. William L. 
Machmer will be the invited guests of 
the Committee. 

The Military Ball committee is 
composed of Albert F. Burgess Jr., 
chairman; Curtis Clark, Fred Cor- 
coran, William Muller, Kenjamin 
Wihry, the junior member of the 
committee being Cadet I.aubenstein. 



"It is high statesmanship and excel- 
lent strategy to oi>en our homes, 
churches, and collegefl to the-se future 
leaders of the nations abroad. Today 
they are students; tomorrow they 
guide the destiny of their countries. 
What finer ambassadors can America 
send forth than the.se students from 
many lands, speaking our language, 
understanding our ideals, sharing oiur 
aspirations?" 



The Roving Reporter 

Kdward Liiw "M 

No. I think there should be a 
dance of some kind held every 
week-end. 



By Byron Johnson '37 



DO YOU THINK TOO MANY 
DANCES ARK HELD AT THIS 
COLLEGE? Yes 4. No 8. 

Walter JoliiiNon *3.'> 

No. Not enough good ones. 

Waller llrayden M.> 

I don't think so. There must be 
some diversity from the routine of 
study. 

Siilo Tani *3.> 

Yes. Absolutely. 

MylcH Boylan 'Sft 

No. I don't. They provide an en- 
joyable form of recreation. 

Lucy Kinibtton '36 

No. I think they are all right as 
they are. One doesn't have to go 
unless one wants to. 



Albert Kuri^eMN '3.», Chairman of 
Military Hull 
Yes. I think there are too many. 

Julian firiflin '.Tl, Chairman Junior 
Prom 

Yes. I think there are too many 
formals. There should not be more 
than three or four a year. 

John A. Tut tie '37 

No. Dances are a good form of 
relaxation. 

Howard Jenwen M7 

No. They are good exerciite. 

Yale Taylor '37 

Yes. I think there are tou many 
dances. 

Tom IlenneMMy *3N 

No. Just about right. 



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THE MASSACHU8BTT8 COLLEGIAN. Till RSDAY, DKCK.MBER 8. 1934 



THE MASSACHUSETTS COLLEGIAN. Illl KSDAY. DEC^KIMIIKH «, Itt34 



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/IbassacbuelliF^ Collegian^ 



Official newspaper o{ the M8«»chu»etu Stole College 
Published every Thursday by the rtudenU. 




" ~ BOARD OK EDITORS 

THEODORK M. LKAKY, Kditor-ln-Chlef , _,,^ 

DAVID ARENBERC. ManJ"ngTd?tor' LR EDKRICK N. ANDREWS, Associate Editor 



CAMPUS 

ELIZAnETH'HARRlNGTON '35 
ANNE liliRNSTKlN '35 
FLORF.NCK SAULNIER 36 
GERTRUDIC VICKERY 36 
MAJtGUERITE LEUUC '36 
LOUIS A. BREAULT. Jr 37 
DONALD DONNELLY '36 
HVRON JOHNSON 37 
ROUC.ER C SMITH :W 
FREDEUICK H. LINDSTROM '38 
PHlLll' H SHIEF. '37 



DEPARTMENT 

Athletics 

JACK W. FOSTER '36 
CHARLES ESUBACK '37 
WALTER GURALNICK '37 
MAXWELL I. KLAVMAN 38 
JLLUN H KATZEIK "SH 

Faculty Advisor 
DR. MAXWELL (lOLDUERG 

Financial Advisor 
PR01-. LAWRENCE S. DICKINSON 



BOARD OF MANAGERS 
CORCE „. ALLEN ■«. ^SSSi^""'' ■'hSr.'l^^k^S -aS. C„»>..^. M„. 
KOBKRT LOOAN 3. ^ ,,. B„.,™„ A»....... „„„ „,,„, .3. 

RICHARD THOMPSON '36 



Delicacy on the hoof . . . 

Wliilo on a Kc-av«'iui«"r hwnt d"""" 
iuit vHtiition, one to-fd >♦»« t»cour- 
iiiii tin- «oiiiitr>si»l«' for a dofi 
iMNtuil. Slit' ki»o«k«'d l«»iidly at 
the lirst liouwe hUv taiuf to. 

"Have yon a doji?" >*••«" ii»q"««'«'<l- 
"Wt- ilid, l»ut he died," they 

told her. 

M'ith the natural taet so «»ften 
shown on the eaiiii»iis, she closed 
the interview. 

"Did you iiave any do»i hisciiit 
left over?" 





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New college yell . . . 

Let's be fresh and let's be rude, 
Let's be natural - let's be crude 
— in convocation. 



HONESTY IN THE LIBRARY 



A man of measured words . . . 

"If you were buying just enough 
potatoes for your family for supper, 
would you take a bushel basket with 
you'?" demanded the math instructor. 

The student thought a while. 

"It depends on the size of the 
bushel basket, sir." 



Abhey 8392 

Dear Sw«"li»aer<l - 

Does tiiat liive you an idea? 

B«eky 



Several professors have rei«.rted the disappearance from the 
library of books which are essential t<. the students in certain courses, 
and the college librarians have reaffirmed the too well-known fact 
that it is impossible to keep textbooks and reference books from 
vanishing, not only from the general shelves, but even from the shelves 
behind the desk. 

There is no doubt that a few self-privileged students are taking- 
borrowing, they would say-these b<K.ks. As a result, the other 
students can do onlv inferior work in certain courses, and the value 
of the library is greatly decreased, for the books are usually valuable 
and sometimes irreplaceable. 

There are two kinds of students taking the books— those who 
wdk out of the librarv with them with every intention of adding to 
their private collection and not the slightest of returning them at the 
end of the year, and those who thoughtlessly "borrow them for a 
few months." 

Those who belong to the first type hope to give themselves a 
better chance to pass the examinatit)ns that are to come at the end 
of the year. It is time someone told them of the examinations m 
hone'^ty unselfishness, and consideration of other people that they are 
taking every minute of the year— and flunking. As for the second type, 
perhaps only a clear explanation of how they are injuring their fellow- 
students will be enough to persuade them to bring back the books 
they have already taken now, instead of in May or June, and to pre- 
vent them from taking more. 

The students of Massachusetts State College are altogether for- 
tunate in that they have access to every book in the library, instead 
of being restricted to the classified index and call system— which is in 
use in most of the colleges in this country. Take care that the college 
is not forced to threaten you with such a system— and all tJie dis- 
advantages it entails. 



Commuters' special ... 

Two commuters were discussing the 
manner in which they were to handle 
snowstorms this winter. 

"All the men have to bring shovels," 
the first said. "When we get stuck, 
they get out and dig." 

"What about the girls'.'" asked the 

second. 

"After the men get in again," re- 
plied the first, "the girls get out and 
push." 

They're worried, men . . . 

Overheard in the dining hall: 
"Why are women like street cars'?" 



m 



the 



Tower of babel . . . 

Four students were seated 
Trophy Room. 

The first sighed. 

The second sighed deeply. 

The third groaned aloud. 

The fourth exclaimed: "Won't you 
guys ever stop talking about that 
zoology exam?" 



Fisher's 

SLIP-OVER SWEATERS 
TWIN SWEATERS 



THE CHALLENGE TO EDUCATION 

{Excerpts front a recent address by Nicholas Murray Butler) 

Happy indeed is the American youth who is led up to the high 
places from which he can see and appreciate those permanent intel- 
lectual moral and spiritual forces whose working gives to civilization 
both its meaning and its ideals. What this signifies is that after the 
technique of apprehension has been gained through a knowledge of 
arithmetic, algebra and geometry, of grammar and rhetoric, of the 
elements of scientific method and of at least one other language than 
th'it which is native to the student, he shall be offered guidance to- 
ward comprehe.isi<.n of fundamental scientific principles, toward 
appreciatitni of excellence and beauty in the fine arts, toward a knowl- 
edge and love of all that is best and finest in the literature of the 
world toward a comprehension of the economic and social influences 
at work in the world, toward an understanding of that general move- 
ment of human forces which is recorded in history, and toward those 
moral and religious insights and ideals which have always played so 
controlling a part in shaping human conduct and in providing it with 
motive. When this shall have been dime, the y(mth will have been 
offered the training worthy of a free man. He will have gained the 
bmi. of a libera! education. It will then be his personal responsibility 
so worthily to u>e hi. knowlclKC and hi. training that he himself will 
steadily grow in mind and in chai.uter. His fellow human beings 
will be the better and the ri< her for h\> presence in the world and no 
Mngle <me of them will be harmed, nuic h less exploited, by him. It is 
i„ ihi. way that the trained youth ..f the nation can lead and guide 
cmr .(.imlrvV publi. oi'ini'"i toward that true union of thought and 
frelint; and' a.ti.Mi, which i> not .,nly the ha.i. of .trength but the 
iu(e.~it\ tor salety. 



SKIRTS 
MITTENS GLOVES 



HATS 



To the Editor of the Collegian 

One hundred and sixty years of 
American democracy. seventy-two 
years of the Massachusetts State 
College — what has Iwen accomplished 
by either and what is the relationship 
of one to the other? 

The democracy, founded upon the 
belief that al« men are created free and 
equal, and shall be unhampered in 
their individual pursuit of happiness, 
is indeed noble in spirit, but noble- 
ness of spirit cannot alter the fact 
that the moral worth and intellectual 
clearness of the individual citizen 
mu.st determine the strength, stability 
and success of that democracy. As 
the United States is a great nation 
covering an area as large as that of 
Europe, a union of one hundred and 
twenty-five million individuals, each 
seeking to remain an individual as 
that may or may not benefit him, so 
too is the Mas.sachusetts State College 
a great institution. Each has, in the 
past, accounted for itself well; each 
has schooled men to take places of 
responsibility and trust, and each has 
now reached a turning point. 

As want and need make themselves 
felt upon our people, as the gaunt 
spectre of pauperism stalks among us, 
Communism and Socialism rear their 
ugly heads above the confusion, and 
search out eager ears. So too. at the 
State College, comes the cry of the 
undergraduate - grow, grow, bring 
your friends, canvass the high schools, 
sound the trumpets, open the gates! 
Is size to be confused with grandeur, 
is scale to be the gauge of stability? 
As industry has expanded beyond the 
safety zone, so too has the American 
university. The prayer of the parent 
has been "A college education for my 
son, education for him that he may 
have what I have dreamed of." "An 
education, I demand it, has been the 
cry of the son," and on all sides after 
that son enters college, one hears the 
same sentiments, — Get by — have 
fun — that course is over, thank God. 
Shall the United States endure as e 
republic, shall shifting corruption bt 
accepted rather than a permanens 
beaurocracy? Shall the Massachusetta 
State College yield before the de- 
mands of each proud parent and each 
conceited son? Shall, as a Collegian 
reporter stated, the physical education 
building, the memorial building, and 
the library become the center of 
college activity, or may, as Thomas 
Huxley said in his address at the 
opening of Johns Hopkins University 
fifty-nine years ago: 

"May the university fulfill its high 
purpose; may its renown as a seat of 
true learning, a center of free inquiry, 
a focus of intellectual light, increase 
year by year, until men wander 
hither from all parts of the earth, as 
of old they sought Bologna, or Paris, 
or Oxford." 

A Conservative 



When this article was being written, 
it was the sole intent and purpos,; of 
the Chinee-man to uphold the cultural 
side of this institution, even if it was 
only the agri-cultural. In fact the 
Chinee-man had heard so many stories 
lately dealing with the sordid facts of 
life, about kitchen sinks and kidnap- 
ping and polymorphonucleated leuco- 
cytes, to say nothing of such inci- 
dental subjects .IS gin and cold oat- 
meal and unfortunate people who have 
had their coats borrowed from the 
cloak rooms, that he felt the urge to 
seek refuge in some of those spiritu- 
ally uplifting tales of his youth. 

So swish-swash went the dust from 
oflF that delightful volume of Schiller's, 
Die Jungfrau von Orleans (or Joan 
Dark, as the French naively put it , 
and the Chinee-man prepared for his 
little trip back into the Never-never 
Land of an earlier day. The reader, 
no doubt, will recall the story of the 
chaste young maiden with the De- 
mentia Praecox (paranoia) complex 
who heard voices, and had hallucina- 
tions of grandeur. At this point, the 
Chinee-man recalls the time his Uncle 
Gus heard voices in the old apple tree. 
They called it delirium tremens then, 
especially when the old boy began to 
see Eve's green Tempter dangling 
from the bough. But to get back to 
Joan - the reader will again remem- 
ber how she did the dirty deed, jiltiKl 
her lover for the sake of God and her 
country, and ran off to war shouting, 
"Fili me boni belli." and other partri- 
otic .sentiments. 

The Chinee-man realizes, of course, 
that these remarks have been rather 
disparaging. Joan wasn't a bad sort 
after all. Probably the trouble with 
Schiller and all these modern biogra- 
phers is that they are apt to give 
false impreswiorw. The poor unsus- 
pecting layman is so used to being 
duped that he never realizes when he 
is actually being boop-boop-a-duped. 
Having a nodding acquaintance with 
several Joans, and a cinema ac- 
quaintance with the species Blondell 
and Crawford, the Chinee-man has 
concluded that the Maid of Orleans 
did not depart radically from the 
normal. Also, being somewhat of a 
Freudian psychoanalyst, he knows 
positively that she must have had a 
love life of some kind or another. So, 
unless the reader wishes to wade 
through Schiller's dry and dustry 
interpretation, he had better be satis- 
fied with this attempt at Freudian 
palmistry: 



AjV^HERS 



Shows DaUy 2.30 6.30 8.30 
Matinees 25c Evenings 35c 



Thurs., Dec. 6 

Miriam Hopkins in 

"THE RICHKST (iIRL IN THE 

WORLD" 



Fri., Dec. 6 

Charles Dickens' 

"CiREAT EXPECTATKINS" 



Sat., Dec. 8 

James Dunn, AHce Faye in 

"3«.1 NKiHTS IN 

HOLLYWOOD ' 

—also — 

Binnie Barnes in 

"Lne Exciting Adventure" 



Drop in and see Bill and Al 

And have a steak — or perhaps just 
a sandwich and coffee at 

Deady's Diner 

DRAUGHT BEER AT DINER NO. 1 



THE MAIU OF ORLEANS 

AikI now 1 will not bake his bread 
Or keep his small house neat. 

.And plant a garden near the gate; 
(Life could have bei-n so sweet!) 

For I have heard the Voices say 

My road's a road to war. 
(He Slid we"d buy a little farm 

()r rent a little store.) 

lU whisfK-red that my eyes were blue 

As lark.sapar or the sea; 
My armament is steel blue mail. 

But what is that to me? 

Oh, down and down the road to Rhcini- 

1 saw the torches wave, 
1 heard the Rallant fighting men 

Sing out to call me brave. 

At dawn the cavalcade began. 

.\\. dawn the banners rose — 
(But will he find somebody else 

To love, do you suppose?) 



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IN ONE OF THESE LITERARY GEMS 

A beautifully-bound book makes a greeting that will last year?. 

25 TITLES TO CHOOSE FROM 

Barrack Room Ballads. Christmas Carol, Child's Garden of Versos. 
Sonnets from the Portuguese, As A Man Thinketh, Old Christmas, 
Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam, Compen.sation, Man Without A Country. 
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SOCCER TEA M SELECTS DA VIDSON j winter track program 

CAPTAIN FOR COMING SEASON includes seven meets 



I'lction of James Davidson, inside 
right for the past two years as captain 
of next year's soccer squad was an- 
nounced Tuesday evening at a banquet 
tendered the senior players by Coach 
Larry Briggs. 

Dtividson, who is an English major 
and a member of Theta Chi, will be 
the .second captain in five years of 
j^tate soccer history to play in the 
forward line. Since his sophomore 
vear, he has played practically every 
ininute of varsity competition and 
completed this year's season tied in 
the lead for high scorer. 

Featuring a clever attack, Davidson 
has displayed talent in all depart- 
jnents of soccer. His tricky dribbling 
especially has baffled most opponents 
and brought the ball within scoring 
distance. This ability proved es- 
pecially valuable in the last three 
games, as on one occasion, with the 
count 2-0 for Fitchburg, Jim pulled 
through three defense men to score. 
Other noteworthy features of the new 
captain's play are his accurate pass- 
work, both with feet and head, and 
aggressive leadership in playing the 
ball. 



I'HREE WEEKS TO XMAS 

Our Stock of 

CARDS AND GIFTS 

is at its best now 
for this season. 

Miss Cutler's Gift Sliop 



Selected by the soccer squad for an 


all-opponent team: 




Shields of Amherst 


g 


Winston of Amherst 


lb 


Hebel of Worcester Tech 


rb 


Abercrombie of Amherst 


Ihb 


Ward of Amherst 


chb 


Hutchinson of Wesleyan 


rhb 


Allis of Amherst 


lo 


Borden of Worcester Tech 


il 


Mowbray of Trinity 


c 


Southworth of Fitchburg 


ir 


Talbot (Barton) of We.sleyan 


or 



Hoopmen Prepare 
For 1935 Season 



With Wesleyan as an addition, and 
three relay and four dual meets 
I scheduled for the winter track program 
the team anticipates a successful sea- 
son this winter. As usual, the sea.son 
opens on January 26, with the K. of C. 
meet at the Boston Garden. This is 
the first of three con.m>cutive meets 
which are esstmtially relays, but in 
which Captain Shaw, Stepat, Murray 
or Guenard may be entered individu- 
ally. The complete program is as 
follows: 

Jan. 26 K.C. meet, Boston Garden 

Feb. 9 B.A.A. meet, Boston Garden 

20 Univ. Club, Boston (aarden 

23 Boston U. at M.S.C. 

Mar. 2 W.P.I, at M.S.C. 

12 Conn. State at M.S.C. 



Starting his second season as coach 
of vfirsity basketball, Mel Taube has 
his hoop men working out daily in the 
cage in preparation for the opening of ' 
the season in January. I^st year's 
I team was one of the greatest ever 
produced at the college, turning in an 
undefeated season. 

Coach Taube has some dependable 
veterans available this year. Co- 
captains Davis and Jaworski will again 
see action in their center and defense 
berths, respectively. Johnny Stewart 
who won the cup last year for being 
the most improved player on the 
team, will be at his old forward berth. 
These three men will provide the 
nucleus around which Coach Taube 
will build his quintet. 

Nassif, Consolatti, McConchie. 
Mueller. Thayer, and Allen, who saw 
service in previous games, will be 
trying out for positions on this year's 
combine. Valuable sophomore ma- 
terial is also available. 



16 Wesleyan at Middletown 

Awards to be Made 
At Insignia Chapel 

Morris G. Blake of the class of 1904 
will s|)eak at Insignia Convocation 
next Thursday. Varsity awards in 
football, soccer and cross-country 
will be made at this time, and an- 
nouncement of the Allan Ix»on I'ond 
Memorial Award will al.so be made. 



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CAPT. SCHAFFNER AND MATES 
SELECT ALL-OPPONENT TEAM 



Taubemen Complete 
Successful Season 

Winding up the .season succe.sHfully 
with five wins, three lo.s.ses and one 
tie, in a heavy nine ganu- silu-duK', 
the Maroon and White grid squad, 
after a slow start develo|M>d into a 
team capable of maintaining its own 
with the iH'st. Handicapixni at first 
by the appear<inc«> of only eleven 
letternuMi, but four «)f whom were to 
start in accustomed places. Coach 
Taube developed his fourth outstand- 
ing team. 

Under the leadership of ('aptain 
Paul Schaffner at guard, the forward 
line was able to outclass heavier 
opponents. In the backfield, Stewart 
at halfback contributed greatly by 
passing, kicking, and running as the 
occasion demanded, while Sturtevant 
aided considerably in the aerial attack 
that featured the Maroon and White 
Continued on Page 4 



'I'liflN <'hoMen HM T«Miin villi lti>Mt 

Line, itiiode iMliuid Huh 

Htvsl Ittulilifid 

Three Tufts players and two Am- 
herst playiTs an? members ()f the 
Massachusetts State All-Opponent 
football teanj selected by ('aptain 
Paul ScliiifTner ;ind his teammates. 
Holm(>s of Williums is chostm a.s the 
best back whitli the Taubemen faced 
all si>ason and Woodwortli, Tufts 
tackle, is honored by tin- .Statesmen 
as the leading opposing lineman. Art 
F>ngli.Hh, huge Amherst tackle. Cap- 
tain S<-liJifTner'« choice for utility 
lineman, is the only player who has 
made the Maroon and White All- 
Opponent team for thrtH3 con.s(>cutive 
si>asons. 

Ali-0|»pt>iii>iit Team 




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DelKfvoise 


Amherst 


rt 


Woodworth 


'I'ufts 


rg 


Woodward 


Worcester Tech 


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Carlyn 


Tufts 


iR 


Prybula 


Rhode Island 


It 


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Itowdoin 


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Mitchell 


Northeastern 


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Kehoe 


Amherst 


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Holmes 


Williams 


lb 


Messina 


Rhode Island 


fb 


Froelich 


TufU 



Ciiptaiii Piiiil SeliiifTiier 



Utility linemen: Fox Cl'uftH). English 

Amherst 
Utility hacks: Soule (Bowjloin), Hart 

(Northeastern) 

Most consistent passing attack: Conn. 

State 
Best line: Tufts 
Best backfield: Rhode Island 
Best back: H<»lmes (Williams) 
B«'st lineman: Woodworth (Tufts) 
Best drilh'd U»am: Tufts 
Most sportsmanlike team: Rensselaer 



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Bring it in then - or call Amherst 688 

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AERIAL ATTACK FEATURED 
BY SUCCESSFUL <iRII) TEAM 

Continued from Page 3 
play, and Koenig displayed ground 
gaining ability. 

Williams emerged victorious, 12-7, 
in the first game in which the rainy 
conditions under which it was played 
hampered passing. 

Bowdoin provided another mud 
festival and held the Taubemen to a 
scoreless tie at Brunswick. 

The Maroon and White's first win 
came the following week with a 
narrow 7-6 victory from Conn. State. 
Failing to capitalize on several 
scoring opportunities, the Maroon and 
White gridmen fell before a high- 
powered Rhode Island State football 
machine, 7-0, on Alumni Field. 

Worcester Tech offered ample oppor- 
tunity for the development of a 
scoring punch and a 20-0 score re- 
sulted. 

Using this game for a starter, the 
Taubemen upset all pre-game dope by 
overthrowing their town rivals and 
exhibiting an offense that had the 
previously successful Lord Jeffs be- 
wildered from the outset. Nietupski 
scored first on a field goal. Amherst 
duplicated and followed with a short 
lived lead when Kehoe scored. Two 
long passes, Stewart to Davis, covered 
47-yards and the goal, and the final 
tally was made on another pass to 
Adams. 

Continuing their smashing brand of 



football, the Statesmen turned back 
their next two opponents, an unde- 
feated Northeastern team and an 
unvictorious Rensselaer team, 37-0 
and 32-0. 
tributing heavily. 

In spite of the finely developed 
ability of the team. State's hopes for 
breaking the clean record of the 
Jumbos in the final game were bitterly 
crushed by a 6-0 decision. 

S«'aM>ii*s Summary 1934 



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State 


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Williams 12 


Oct. 


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State 





Bowdoin 




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State 


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Conn. State 6 




20 


State 





R. 1. State 7 




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State 


20 


Worcester 


Nov. 


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State 


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Amherst 9 




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Northeastern 




17 


State 


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Ren.s8elaer 




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Tufts 6 






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Sigma Beta Chi has announced 
that their pledge formal will be on 
January 4. Dorothy Corcoran '36 is 
the general chairman and her com- 
mittee will consist of Constance Hall 
'36, Helen Reardon '36, and Dorothy 
Masters '36. 



When in need of Flowen 

for any occasion, Remember 

Musante's Flower Shop 

Phone 1028-W Night 1028-R 

T. Bush '38, Agent 



College Drug Store 



W. H. McGRATH, Reg. Phar 



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AMHERST 



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Hnnouncemcnte 



Barbara Davis '36 of Sigma Beta 
Chi underwent an operation for ap- 
pendicitis last week in Lexington. 



Lambda Delta Mu will hold a formal 
on December 15. Mary Emma King- 
ston is the chairman. 



Many of Sigma Beta Chi alumnae 
are expecting to be on campu.s this 
week-end. 



Shirley Gale '37 underwent an 
operation for appendicitis last week 
at the Salem Hospital. 



Harold C. Black '14, who is land- 
scape superintendent in C.C.C. camp 
No. 16, Norma, N. J. is opening out 
a course of instruction in landscape 
gardening and has written back to 
Alma Mater for materials. 



Alpha I.,ambda Mu has chosen for 
its rifle team Eloi.se Kellogg '35, Louise 
Govone '36 and Virginia Stratton '36. 



Arthur C. Johnson '31 Ls the latest 
addition to the landscape staff of the 
Tennessee Valley Authority with head- 
quarters at Knoxfille, Tennessee. 



PattcrHon Players 

The date for the public per 
formance of the PatterHon Playert* 
ItaN been ehunii<'d from Friday, 
l>cr. 14 to Monday, Dec. 17. 

Faculty Dinner 

On Monday evening a faculty 
dinner was held at the Lord Jeflf. 
Following the dinner, arrangements 
for which were under the direction of 
Mrs. Blundell, there were songs by 
Mrs. Westcott, and piano and violin 
solos by Mr. Stratton and Mrs. 
Cance, respectively. 

Track Notice 

Freshmen who are interested in the 
formation of a one-mile relay team, 
each man to run a quarter mile, are 
asked to report at Room 10, Physical 
Education Building, Thursday after- 
noon, December 6, at 4.45 p.m. 

Coach Derby 

Roxinit and Wrestlinji 

The first meeting of students inter- 
ested in boxing and wrestling will take 
place at 5 p.m., Friday in the Physical 
Education Building. 

Dairy Club 

The Dairy Club will meet in Room 
204, Flint Laboratory, Thursday, Dec. 
6, at 7 p.m. Mr. Carl Wood of New 



York City, an outstanding authority 
on new^ and up-to-date dairy ma- 
chinery, will be the speaker. 

Associate Editor 

Calvin S. Hannum '36 has been 
appointed aa-sociate editor of the 1 935 
Index, to take charge of the comijosi. 
tion of the book. Mr. Hannum was 
formerly a member of the statistics 
board of the Index, and his place on 
that board will be taken by .Miss 
Ernestine Browning '36. 

CheHM Club 

The first meeting of the Che.sa Club 
will be held on Thursday, December 
6 at 8 p.m. in the Senate Room of the 
Memorial Building. Everyone with 
any ability in the art of playing chess 
Ls invited to attend. President Louis 
Winokur will present the plan and 
purpose of the club for the year. 

I'aity Forum 

Mrs. Rachel Davis DuBois, a faculty 
member both in Teachers' College 
and New York University, will speak 
on the topic, "Projects in Inter-Racial 
Relations," at the Unitarian Church, 
Sunday, December 9, at 8 p.m. 

K O Club 

There will be a meeting of the K 
Club on Wednesday, December 12 at 
7 p.m. at the Farley 4-H Club Hou.se. 
Mrs. Chfton Johnson of South Hadley 
and George Simmons of Amherst will 
be the speakers. 



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Hnrt'osting to- 
hacvoimtl IK liking 
it in the hum ft>r 
curing — and (ho- 
Um) a scene at a 
Stmt hern tnharro 
auvtion. 



JVxANY men of the South have 
Jbeen "in tobacco" for years— growing tobacco 
and curing it — buying it and selling it — until 
they know tobacco from A to Izzard. 

Now folks who have been in tobacco all 
their Hves, folks who grow it, know there is 
no substitute for mild ripe tobacco. 

\nd down in the South where they grow tobacco 
and where they ought to know something about it— in 
most places Chesterfield is the largest-selling cigarette. 



^^^iwSw' 




the cigarette that's MILDER 



the cigarette that TASTES better 



CURRENT EVENT OF 




THE WEEK 




Keud 


Che anulyiils 


of t he 


food 


conMumpton 


in the 


Cafeteria by Muhh. 


State 




students. 





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CLoUeaian 



OUTSTANI>IN(; BVBNT 
OK THE WEEK 

'I'he Npeei'h u( Mr. <:htirle« 

l>. Murrey In OinviH-utlon 

liiMl ThurHila) In itf 

nuMit Inipurtunce. 



Vol. XLV 



AMHERST, MASS. TIII'KSDAY. nKCK.MKKK 13. 19»t 



Number 12 



FALL VARSITY AWARD MADE 
AT ANNUAL INSIGNIA CHAPa 



RELIGIOUS COUNCIL 

PLANS CONFERENCE 



Pruf. .Miitirice A. Bliike *04, of 
Kiiti^erN Im S|ieak«>r 

Varsity awards in football, soccer 
and cross-country were made at the 
Annual Insignia Convocation this 
morning, and announcement was made 
of the winner of the Allan Leon Fond 
Memorial Award, 

I'rof. Maurice A. Hlake, the faculty 
treasurer of athletics at Rutgers Uni- 
versity, and for a time the acting 
director of physical education, ad- 
dressed the student body at this 
occasion. Mr. Hlake is a graduate of 
Massjjchu.sett8 State College in the 
cla.ss of 1904, and is a member of 
Q.T.V. fraternity. While in college he 
was the vice-president of the senior 
class and also vice-president of the 
Fraternity Conference. He is now 
chief horticulturist at the New Jersey 
Kxperiment Station. 

In special recognition of the unde- 
feated .season of the varsity cross- 
country team, gold shoes were pre- 
ented to the six members by the 
.Student Senate. Football awards were 
made to twenty-three varsity men 
while nineteen were received by soccer 
players. Of the forty-eight receiving 
letters in the three fall sports, twenty- 
one were made to seniors who had 
ended their careers, and to eighteen 
and nine students in the two lower 
classes. 

The following men received awards 
for varsity football: 

i%Ui — I'aul VVetKitei >i«.hafitni'i, >..dpt»in: John 
Joseph Con»olatti. N'ictor Stanley (jiizowski. 
P'ler Andrew Nietupski. William Milford Davis. 
Roger Kenison I^avitt. Roderick Wells C'lininiinK. 
Joieph Frederick Moran. 

19S6 -Jack Sturtevant, John William Stewart 
Jr. Ralph Terry Arlams. Fred Antony Lehr. Eniil 
John Koenii:. Robert Bishop Peckham, KImer 
ilo»T8 Allan. Arnold Shulkin. Chester ("arl Peterson. 

1!K!7- David Patrick Rossiter, Edwin Ck-orne 
Brnstcin. Sibin Peter Kilipkowski, Louis BonRi- 
oUni Jr.. Wendell Edward Laphani. 

Kmil John Tranii^sch. ManuKer. 

The following received soccer 
awards: 

-♦■V) - JamcM William Blarkhurn, captain; 
'mis Mason (lark, Rol)ert Packard Hunter. 
^h'h Katcm Norris. Robert llolrnan Wood. 

iW(6 Phillip Beiker. James Francis Davidson. 
^Viiliam Leonard Cioddard Jr., Donald Henry 
iia*lhulm. Ralph Frederick Sweinberger, John 
LanKJlU' Wood. 

li*'!" Ri)b«'rt Antony Bicber, Raymond Fran- 
' ■ < onway, Walter James Hodder. Joseph George 
Ivinni-fly. 

R'iNrt Harlow llermanson. ManaKer. 

IXiviii Lewis .XrenlK'rR, Henry Frank Riseman, 

Continued on Page 5 



Dean's Board To Be 

Replaced By Advisors 

As soon as the administration can 
put into operation a system of ad- 
visors for the sophomores, juniors and 
.seniors, the old and traditional public 
posting of mid-term delinquencies on 
Dean's Fioard will be abolished, a 
recommendation by the faculty cur- 
riculum committee. This system will 
operate just as the present advisory 
system works for the freshman class; 
that is, each student will receive his 
exact standing in a course, and, if he 
Ls in difficulties, his advi.sor will try 
to smooth out the trouble and suggest 
the best possible remedy. 

Until this advisory system is per- 
fected, the future Dean's Board will 
be posted, as the last one was on 
Dec. 7, in a manner to eliminate as 
much as possible, loitering and un- 
pleasant comment. This was done by 
having the sophomore list in the 
Dean's office and the junior and 
senior lists in separate windows of the 
Registrar's office, instead of one com- 
mon place. If a student is below in 
three subjects, or is in other scholastic 
difficulties, he will be summoned for a 
conference with the Dean who will 
endeavor to help him. 



Dr. Churit'N W. Gllkey tu Lceluri' 
ill February 



REV, IVES SUMS UP 

ESSENTIALS OF LIFE 

Asserting that life is but the sum 
total of a series of individual charac- 
teristics. Rev. Mrs. Hilda I. Ives, 
Rural Secretary of the Ma.ssachusetts 
Federation of Churches, addres.sed 
Sunday Chapel last week. 

Rev. Ives compared the essentials 
of living a full life to learning to play 
the piano. In the beginning, finger 
exercises comparable to development 
of desirable characteristics must be 
practiced. Perfection in these leads 
later, in piano playing, to the striking 
of chords; in life, perfection of indi- 
vidual characteristics is followed nat- 
urally by combinations of commend- 
able traits which strike a deeper note. 
The notes making up the piano key 
and the key of life are gratitude, dili- 
gence, conscience, politeness, faith, 
character, and effort. 



College Librarian Explains 

Arrangement of New Building 



l^u.sy as usual, Mr. Basil B. Wood 

Chuckled when asked for information 

concerning his plans for the occupancy 

^f the new Goodell Library in a recent 

interview with a Collegian reporter. 

'hat, he said, "is a rather broad 

^"hjwt To begin with, the building 

'•'' nve stories in height, necessitating 

" 'Carefully planned arrangement of 

'^ks in order to insure maximum 

•^''ivenicnce. There is a reference and 

reserve reading room on the first 

^"■- iind another reserve room on 

^^•^ third floor." 

•ai<ir,^r fj card, he sketched a rough 

raerarr. of the library, "Now," he 

'^"^' "Uie matter of facility in ar- 

^ngement of shelves comes up. The 

j^"""'^ «oor is naturally the most 

^ni< nt, and next in convenience 

""Id be the third floor which also 



nriui^ 



a reserve room. The second 



''"'' Would be most convenient to the 
3na third. Last in convenience 

* the basement and top floors." 
asserted that everything po.ssible 



He; 



fate '^^' ^°"^ *° induce study. Sepa- 
" 'iesks will be retained, separate 



studies for the faculty and graduate 
.students will be initiated, and the 
whole will be but dimly lighted cen- 
trally, the main light coming from 
individual lamps at each desk. 

There will be a large general read- 
ing room and an equally large and 
convenient room for reserve books, 
which will be conducted on the same 
plan as heretofore. The reference ■ 
room will, in addition have desks for' 
approximately thirty persons, and ' 
students will have, as always, direct 
access to the bulk of the volumes which 
are governed on the honor .system. I 

Another point in favor of the site 
besides the view of the Holyoke Range 
and the Berkshires, was its accessi- 
bility as the traffic center of the 
campus. Thirteen other locations 
were suggested, but none was so 
satisfactory as the one chosen. De- 
fending the site against the possible 
objection that the building shuts off 
the view, Mr. Wood declared, "Every- 
thing has been clone to injure the 
view: trees have been placed at 
Continued on Page 5 



The Religious Council will again 
bring a distinguished gue.st to the 
I campus for a three-day conferentre 
' with the students. Dr. Charles W. 
Ciilkey, Dean of the University of 
Chicago Chapel, has been engaged for 
February 10, 11, and 12. Dr. Gilkey 
will give four lectures to the students 
at large, and also he will meet with 
smaller groups in the fraternities, 
sororities, and dormitories. 

Dr. (lilkey, as Dean of the Univer- 
sity Chapel of Chicago, speaks regu- 
larly at colleges thrt>ughout the coun- 
try. He has conducted conferences at 
Williams, Harvard, and Yale, and is a 
regular speaker at Amherst College, 

A graduate of Harvard University 
and Union Theological Seminary, Dr. 
Gilkey has studied in Germany at the 
University of I^rlin and Marburg and 
in the British Isles at the theological 
colleges of Edinburgh, (ilasgow, and 
Oxford, He received the D.D. degree 
from Williams, Brown, Yale, Harvard 
and Colby Colleges. 

During his life he has served as 
Y.M.CA. secretary, pastor of Hyde 
Park Baptist Church in Chicago, 
member of the Board of Trustees of 
the University of Chicago, and as a 
member of the faculty there. In 1924- 
1925 he was sent by the University as 
Barrows lecturer to the student centers 
of India. Dr. Gilkey is the author of 
Jesus and Our Generation, New Fron- 
tiers of Faith, and Present Day Dilem- 
n*ut in Keligioh. 



Musical Entertainment 
Offered By Many Sources 

Music lovers on campus will have 
ample opportunity to fulfill their de- 
sires during the next few weeks be- 
cause of the large number of concerts. 
The Community Concert Association 
has increased the musical opportuni- 
ties considerably, although other or- 
ganizations offer concerts which are 
open to the public. 

Members of the Metropolitan Opera 
Company and the Philadelphia Symph- 
ony Orchestra broadcast weekly over 
the radio. 
Memorial 



PATTERSON PLAYERS PRESENT 
ONE- ACT PLAYS NEXT MONDAY 



TO APPEAR IN PLAYS 




Shirley E. McCarthy 



Informal concerts at the 
Building, Sunday evening 
Continued on Page 2 



DR. CONNOLLY TO SPEAK 
ON FRANCIS THOMPSON 

Reverend Doctor Terence L. Con- 
nolly of the Society of Jesus at Boston 
College will address, at 8 p.m. tonight, 
the Newman Club and any students 
and faculty members interested in the 
subject, "The Poetry of Francis 
Thompson." An invitatitm has been 
extended to all students and memliers 
of the faculty to attend the tea in 
honor of Rev. Connolly at four o'clock 
this aiternoon wheru it is expected 
that he will read some of Thomp,son's 
poetry. 

Francis Thompson, stirring lyric 
poet of more than thirty years ago, 
and author of The Hound of Heaven 
which (Jeorge St;hust<»r says is "as 
famous as Milton's greatest odes," 
was born on December 16, 1859 at 
Preston in Lancashire. Of his early 
training Thompson wrote later, "The 
spirit of such poems as The Making 
of Viola and A Judgment in Heaven 
is no mere medieval imitation but 
the natural temper of my Catholic 
training in a simple provincial home." 
In 1870 he entered St. Cuthbert's at 
Continued on Page 3 



!^l«>iiil>«>rN of Fariilty Produce Four 
Plays 

Arrangements are now nearing com- 
pletion for (he program of one-act 
plays to be presented by the Patterson 
Players at Bowker Auditorium, Stock- 
bridge Hall, lH*ginning at 7.30 on the 
evening «)f Monday, Dec. 17. The 
cast of each of the plays, in order of 
pre.scntation, follows: 

The Moving Finger (Percival Wilde): 
Vuka, Shirley E. Mct'arthy; (^avrilo- 
vitch. .John Baker; Dikran Naran- 
jian. Maxwell H, GoldlH-rg; Landlord, 
R<»lH>rt P, Holdsworth; Captain, 
George E. Emery; Major, Ernest .1. 
RadclifTe; King Jovan III of Tala- 
veria, Alan W. ('hadwick. 

Sham (Frank (J. Thompkins): The 
Thief, Harold W. Smart; the Wife, 
Selva L. Fraker; the Householder, 
Charles S. Fraker; the Reporter, 
•lames Rofn^rtson. 

Pirnr out Jim (William De Mille): 
Jim, Guy V. Glatfelter; Marie, Mary 
E. Naylor; Paul, Walter E, Prince. 

Included in the pnxluction staff 
are the following: (Juy V. Glatfelter 
and Helen RadclifTe, general; Max- 
well H. (loldlierg, director; John 
Baker, programs; William J. Moore 
Jr., stage manager; Eugene Frost, 
lighting; Charles Schauwecker, tech- 
nician; Family Davidson, rehearsals. 
Eugene Frost directs Poor Old Jim. 
Connected with The Moving Finger 
are the following: Lucillf T. Warfel. 
assistant director; James Robertson, 
set; Frank Stratton, music and effftcts; 
Mildred Briggs, costumes. 

Four past members of the Roister 
Doisters. directed by Prof. Frank 
Prentice liand, are active in this 
pnxluction: (leorge E. Emery '24, 
Maxwell H. Goldberg '28, Alan W. 
Chadwick '31, and Shirley E. Mc- 
Carthy '34. 

(The following accounts are brief 
symposiums discussing the spirit of 
comedy and farce in general, and the 
different dominant types of the ludi- 
crous with which each of the playlets 
deal. ~ Editor's Note. 

Continued on Page 6 



CAMPUS CALF.NIUR 



'.\ye, heed the warning of the Cixls 
Atul repairetk what Ihnu hatl undone. 
Se'rr face the world with ait begun 
I'nlesi thou knmv In whence it lead." 

Kansdoune 



Thurixlay, Dec. 13 

7.'K)[).m. F'hysiis Club. Physics Builrlini; 
7..'{0[).m. BamI nOiparsal, Mnn. BiiilrliiiK 
H.IK) p.m. (iirl's (Atf (Miib, .Mem. Biiililinn 
X.fKI p.m. Newman Club Lfclure, .\1. BIiIk. 
s.'KJ p.m. fhes-s Club, otien meetinK, 

Mptnorial BiilI'linK 
Friday, Dec. 14 

s.:',i> [1 m. ("ommunily (.'oncert, Lily I'oii*. 

( ivi< .Auditorium, Springfifld 
Saturday, Dec. 15 

x.'KI p.m. I.ariil.'lH I>-lta .Mu, I'I<'Iki- l-"r,nn- 

al. Sr»rority Mou.se 
H.<H) p.m. Phi Z.-ta Pledge Formal, 

Sorority House 

Sunday, Dec. 16 

:>.'^)-<m. (haiitl. Rabbi .Marius K..in*)n. 
East OTdnge, N'. J. 

.'J.(K> p.m. Radio Concert, Mem. BuildiriK 

.•j..'JO p.m. Simday \'esper.s. Mpm. Building 
Monday. Dec. 17 

7. .'JO p m. Pattirion Players, Stockbridge 
Tuenday, I>ec. 18 

4.:<0p.m. Informal Concf-rt. .Mem. BtiildinK 

8.00 p.m. Informal. .Memorial Building 
Wednesday, Dec. 19 

12 m. Christmas vacation begins 
Wednenday. Jan. 2 

K.(X) a.m. f'liris'.nuis v.iratirm pnds. 



Checkup at Cafeteria Reveals 

Students Enjoy Hearty Meals 



A famous physician said a short time 
ago that over-eating was a character- 
istic of modem civilization. College 
students, it may be said, are none too 
hesitant in registering violent opinions 
in direct opposition to a staU'ment 
like this, but when one makes a 
rather careful study of the food con- 
sumed in a year at our own college 
dining hall, the fact is certainly 
obvious that the 390 to 400 persons 
who eat every day at Draper certainly 
account for an astonishing amount of 
victuals. 

In lr>oking over the records given 
by Alan W. Chadwick, manager of the 
dining hall, it is found that meat has 
not been loverlooked as a major part 
of the diet. Eleven tons of beef, 
over six and a half tons of lamb, 
8,379 pounds of fresh pork, .5,156 of 
ham, .3000 of bacon, 1300 of .sau.sage 
and 714.'> of fowl found their way to 
the himgry mouths of those who ate 
at Draper Hall from September 1933 
through September 1934. 

Dairy products, too, are consumed 
in large quantities. 70,1 IB quarts of 
white milk, 2031 cases of chocolate 
milk, 1741 gallons of ice cream and 
8250 pounds of butter were used 
during the same period. 



I Fruit was the most popular dessert, 
according to tlu;s(> records. 1.39 bush- 
els of apples, 2 tons of bananas and 
I 270 cases of oranges, not to mention 
■ the quantititis of strawl>erries, jK^aches, 
pears, pineapples, cherries and other 
fruits, found a ready haven in the 
: digestive systems of the dining hull 
patrons, 

503 pounds (jf yeast were used to 

; raise 3.56 bags of flour into pie crust, 

cakes and bread. 2432 pounds of 

'coffee were brewed, 15,800 pr>unds of 

sugar sweetened things up a bit and 

I 10,.590 dozens of eggs, put up in 

various ways, showed that there are 

] at least a few hens still working hard. 

I All this food consumed and yet the 

eaters were still hungry! The reason 

for it is not known, unless the college 

is fa.st developing into a community 

of gourmands. Deady's Diner, the 

Candy Kitchen and various other 

eateries about town find plenty of 

patrons on which to wax prosperous. 

It is a fortunate thing that the dining 

hall arrangement is not such that a 

patron may go in and not come out 

until he has satisfied his appetite. 

Consider a moment, and imagine the 

state of rotundity of the student body 

under such a system - especially the 

co-eds, fellows, especially the co-eds. 



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Required reading ... 

"Women are like street cars; if 
you miss one, there'll be another along 
in a minute."— The Barker 

Shame on you and you and you. 



ELIZABETH HARRINGTON '35 
ANNE BERNSTEIN '35 
FUDRENCE SAULNIER '36 
GERTRUIJE VICKERY 36 
MAJtOUERlTE LEUUC '36 
LOUIS A. HREAUUV Jr 37 
DON ALU UON NELLY '36 
HYRON JOHNSON 'S? 
RC)1)(.ER t SMITH •<7 
FkEDEKlCK i;. LINDSTROM 'W 
PHlLll' H. SHIKF 37 



CAMPUS DEPARTMENT 

Athletic* 

JACK W. FOSTER '36 
CHARLES ESHBACK -37 
WALTER OURALNICK '37 
MAXVNEIX I. KLAYMAN 38 
JULU N H KAT/EIK 3« 



Faculty Advlaor 
DR. MAXV\ELL C.OLDBERG 

Financial Advisor ,.^„_^, 
PROK. LAWRENCE b. DICKINSON 



BOARD OF MANAGERS 

r.FORGE R. PEASE '35, Business Manager 
GEORGE H. ALLEN -36. AdvmS ^Wr^ NELSON P. STEVENS 35. Circulation Msr. 

Business Assistants riAVID TAYLOR '36 

ROBERT LOGAN 36 CLIKFOKD E. SYMANCYK 37 

RICHARD THOMPSON '36 KENAN 0()U ROSS 37 



It sounds familiar . . . 

At B. U. the boys have a new game 
called Classroom Football. The idea 
is to get a squeaky board and wiggle 
it with your foot. The score is figured 

thus: 

Each person turning around, 1 point 
Whole row annoyed, 10 points 
Professor looks up, 5 points 
Brunette sniffs, 2 points 
Blonde giggles, 2 1-2 points 
Book dropping constitutes a foul. 



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EDITCRIAL 

THE SYMBOL OF THE CAMPUS CHRISTMAS TREE 

"/ think that I shall nei'er see 
A poem lovely as a tree." 

We heartily congratulate the head of our college for his plan to 
erect another campus Christmas tree. Last year, President Baker's 
first at Massachusetts State, he intrcduced the first cam|)us Christ- 
mas tree. The l)eauty of our natural winter landscape was enriched 
bC the stately tree, and people from the surrounding towns came to 



Beasts of burden . . . 

According to reports a professor at 
Princeton put this notice on the 

board: 

"Prof. XX will not meet his classes 

today." 

One of his bright pupils came in and 

erased the "c." 

The professor, returning for a for- 
gotten book, noticed the erasure, and 
he iooperated as only a Princeton 
man can. 

He erased the "1." 



Following sorority rushing last week 
approximately fifty percent of the 
freshmen girls pledged. The following 
is a complete list of pledges: 
Alpha Liinibdii Mu 

Kathleen Fletcher, Winifred Taylor, 

Elizabeth Scace, Lois Wood, Hilda 

Kreyssig. 

Lambdii Delta Mu 

Marjorie Annis, Marion Becher, 
Pauline Brett, Eleanor Brown, Ger- 
trude Hadro, Dorothy Hughes, Carol 
Julian, Eleanor Julian, Clare Young- 
ren, Ruth Philip, Louise Rutter, Jane 
Schopfer, KaLherine Spaight, Christine 
Stewart, Jean Whitney, Edith Wil- 
liams, Ruth Wood. 

Sil^ma Kvin Chi 
Janet McCorkindale '37, Ruth Bix- 
by. Norma Harry, Jessie Kinsman, Eva 
Knight, Stella Crowell, Lois Macomber 
Frances Rathbone, Frances Rich- 
mond, Edith Thayer. 

Sii^ina Iota 
Ruth Blassberg '37, Martha Kap- 

linsky. 

Phi /eta 

Elizabeth Barton, Elaine Geraghty, 
Doris Jenkins, Elaine Milkey, Mary 
O'Connell, Frances Morley, Phyllis 
Nelson, Phyllis Snow, Barbara Strode, 
Mary Elizabeth Streeter, Roberta 
Walkey, Elthea Thompson, Sally 
Pratt, Eleanor Fahey, Vivian Cook. 




THE MASSACHUSBTTS COLLEGIAN, THURSDAY. DECEMBER 13. 19S4 



Nothing worries a girl more than to 
learn that the man after her own heart 
is not after it at all. 



Maybe she was just an absent- 
minded blond? At the University of 

DV tne siaic.y v.^-, »..v. .-.-.-.^ ^ .Utah a sweet young co-ed tripped 

our rolleee to admire the heautiful tree lighted by many colors at jightiy up to the library desk and 
night. In our opinion last year this tree was an important factor in asked for a book entitled Horses 



Two sororities will hold formal 
pledge dances this Saturday night. 
Lambda Delta Mu will hold their 
dance at the sorority house. Music 
will be furnished by the Amherst 
Serenaders. 

Phi Zeta's formal is to be held in 
the Lord Jeff. Webb Maxon's orches- 
tra will provide the music. 



developing good will toward and an appreciation of the college 

We find beauty in the sight of the tree itself, but we believe that 
the chief value of the tree is in its symbolization. The Christmas tree 
symbolizes good cheer, merriness, happiness, and the celebration of 
the Christ child's birth. No normal person can look at that tree and 
not be aroused into a spirit of go..d cheer and kindness. To us, the 
merry lights on the tree shining across the campus at night suggest 
that there is something more to be had from college than book 
knowledge. We refer to a cultural and spiritual development. 

At this college too little emphasis is laid upon development of the 
appreciative and artistic qualities of the undergraduate. Most 
students and faculty members ai.i.arently feel that there are more 
important affairs to attend, than concerts, painting exhibits, and 
poetry and art lectures. Our faculty members who are attempting 
to develop the cultural side of the student can be counted on the 
fingers of one hand. There is tm) much emphasis on learning mere 
facts and book knowledge, and not enough emphasis on the appreci- 
ation of the permanent features of life, as music, and literature, and 

art. 

Thus we feel grateful that the administration of our college be- 
heves that the Christmas tree has enough art, pictorial and spiritual 
value to warrant the expense of its erection. How unlike the narrow 
spirit of the men in Boston who control the funds of the college, and 
who cry "Not one cent for ornaments for the new library!" We feel 
sorrv for these unfortunate individuals who never developed an ap- 
orec'iation of the beautv in art. These practical-minded persons have 
missed a great deal in life. The campus Christmas tree furnished the 
student an opportunity to appreciate a beautiful symbol. 

"Todav I have groi.u taller from li'alking with the trees." 



Oats. After quite a delay and much 
discussion, it was determined that the 
young lady wanted Horace's Odes. 



Sigma Beta Chi entertained at a 
tea last Tuesday afternoon for mem- 
bers and pledges. 

Wednesday evening Sigma Beta Chi 
gave a dinner for the sorority in honor 
of the new pledges. Dorothy Masters 
'36 was in charge. 



A historian announces that women 
used cosmetics in the Middle Ages. 

Women still use cosmetics in the 
middle ages. 



The lie-detector is being used by 
the Northwestern University law 
school officials to force students to 
return stolen books to the library. 



vie 



Sigma Beta Chi will hold a 
party Saturday for members, pledges, 
and invited guests. Chaperons will be 
Mr. and Mrs. C, R. Kellogg. 



SUFFICIENT PROOF 
Two Harvard professors recently 
experienced much embarrassment 
when a chimpanzee was shown by 
tests to have as much intelligence as 
the professors' five-year-old children. 



announcements 



OUR NURSERY RHYME 
Little Jack Horner 
Sat in a corner 
And Alice was nearby 
And to our chagrin 
He put out his pin 
And said, '"Twas as easy as pie." 



CONTOCATION AT NINE 

The hour of weekly convocation begins at eleven o'clock. Much 
dissatisfaction has been expressed by the faculty and the student 
croun about a convocation period so close to the dinner hour. Fhe 
oDi3onents of the present ccmvocation time argue that the student 
3v is restless. imiJatient and inattentive during the convocation 
address because they are hungry and impatiently waiting to bolt fcjr 
the dininvi hall. The refusal of the student body to remain in their 
seats while the faculty and seniors leave the auditorium can be at- 
tributed mostly to a desire to eat as quickly as possible. Thus results 
the mad rush for the exits at the close of convocation 



The convocation is the one hour each week in which the student 
croup is assembled. This hour is an excellent opportunity to tram the 
student bodv to act in a courteous, attentive and gentlemanly manner. 
We do not blame students who have been to classes all morning, to 
become restless and hungry during the eleven o clock convocation 
address. We believe that students would be more attentive and less 
imoat'ient if the convocation hour was placed at nine o clock_ The 
sucents would be less tired and more appreciative of the address. 
Furthermore, the mad. discourteous rush at the close of convocation 
for the exits would be avoided if the students had classes after con- 
I ,- ;,.n Students do not run to classes as they run to the dining, ..„. ^^^^ ...... 

1 1 We belie'^ that bv the establishment of the convocation hour Feb. 25. Boston Symphony Orchestra. 

• ) ',.Uw-L- ihv student uroun. the facultv members and the Sage Hall, 

at nine o.^hKk the .tudtnt u^ ui . . March 1.5, Joseph Hofman, Sage Hall, 

speaker will Ijc benefited. 



MISIC.VL ENTERTAINMENT 
OFFERED BY MANY SOURCES 

Continued from Page 1 
concerts at Sage Hall, Smith College, 
I and frequent Sunday afternoon con- 
certs at the Jones Library contribute 
to the variety of concerts. A partial 
program of local concerts this winter 
is as follows: 

AMHERST 
Jan. 6, Paulo Gruppe Trio, Social 

LTnion. 
Jan. 8, Harthouse String Quartet, 

College Hall, Amherst College. 
Jan. 18, Varsity Club Quartet, Social 

Union. 
March 6, Barrere Little Symphony, 

College Hall, Amherst College. 

SPRINGFIELD 

Dec. 14, Lily Pons, soprano, Spring- 
field Auditorium. 

Feb. 5, Yehundi Menuhin, violinist, 
Springfield Auditorium. 



SMITH COLLEGE 
Feb. 9, Cleveland Symphony Orches 
tra. Sage Hall. 



ChosN Chih 

The Chess Club met Thursday 
evening. December 6. to open the 
winter season. Bradley L. Frye '36 
was elected president for the season 
and Ray Wyman '37 manager-secre- 
tary. Informal games and instruction 
games will be played each Thursday 
in the Senate Room of the Memorial 
Building at 8 p.m. A match with the 
faculty is being arranged and it is 
hoped that a strong intercollegiate 
team can be developed around the few 
veteran members. 

Swiiiiminii Team 

All sophomore candidates for assist- 
ant manager of the 1935 swimming 
team are requested to report to Louis 
Winokur in the swimming pool on 
Friday at 5 p.m. 
Landxrape Architecture 

Dr. Frank A. Waugh has recently 
been asked to supply a man who can 
speak Polish to teach landscape ar- 
chitecture in Poland. Up to the 
present moment no one has been found 
to qualify. 
Math Teachers 

Professors Moore and Boutelle at- 
tended the annual meeting of the 
Association of Mathematics Teachers 
of New England, on Saturday, Dec. 
8, held at Boston University. 

TickotM for Plays 

Tickets for the Patterson Plays are 
now on sale at the following places: 
South College (Treasurer's office), 
Stockbridge Hall (Miss Emily David- 
son); and Dining Hall (Mr. Alan 
Chadwick). The admission price is 
35 cents. Paid-up members of the 
Patterson Players will be admitted 
upon presentation of their member- 
ship cards at the door. 

Fernald Cliih 

The Fernald Entomology Club will 
meet Thursday at 7 p.m. in Fernald 
Hall. Mr. Thomas Cahill of Spring- 
field will speak on his experiences with 
moths. 



The gushing young thing wide- 
tracked old Tom on Stockbridge steps. 
She was a cauldron of seething emo- 
tions and several other trite expres- 
sions. 

"How do you write such lovely 
poetry," she said as she clasped her 
hands in ecstacy. "Won't you please 
tell me how you get such divine 
inspirations," she teased. 

The Chinee-man had thought he'd 
schooled himself to resist each subtle 
invitation of this kind. He had 
solemnly vowed to let no soft looks 
wind their tentacles around his heart 
strings. But those big saucer eyes^ 
staring like a maternal Guernsey! The 
cat was out of the bag! 

Quoth he, "And now you ask me 
how I do my vork, how my inspiration 
comes? I wvi tell you. Very often I 
must wait for weeks and week.s. In 
the meantime, I sit with my quill 
poised in air over a sheet of fool.scap, 
in case the divine spark should come 
like a lightning bolt and knock me 
off my chair. (This has happened 
more than once). While I am wailing, 
I can often think of nothing to do but 
pile up the books on one end of my 
desk, and kick them off on to the floor 
with my free foot. 

But all the while my brain is work, 
work, working, and my poem is 
taking shape. Sometimes it is the 
shape of a fried egg, and sometimes a 
shape which isn't too clear to me. It 
is sort of an amorphous thing with 
three ears but no head. Whin this 
shape presents itself, I get right back 
to bed. I'm no fool. 

After ten years of pipe smoking 
without calling in the chimney-.sweep. 
1 find in my pipe a vast source of 
inspiration. A pipe can be layed acros-s 
the typewriter keys in such a fashion 
that they will not function, or it can 
be made to smoke so badly that I 
can't see the paper. Pipe lighting 
it.self can be made a sacred ritual as 
elaborate as the annual festival to the 
I Moon God in the Galapagos. And 
the knocking out of a pipe can be 
almost as important as the smoking ui 
it, especially if there are nervous 
people in the room. One sharp rap of 
a pipe against a tin waste basket, and 
you have a neurasthenic out of his 
chair and into the window sa.sh in no 

time. 

When the poem is finished, it is 
shipped to the cutting and binding 
room where it is rolled and stamped. 
This process probably account.s for 
the funny appearance and the mi.spell- 
ing in some of the peoms. Then it i.* 
sent to the Collegian office and re- 
written by the oflfice-boy, and sent to 
the publishers. It is then sent back 

to me." 

Having thus amply explained the 
intricate process of poem construction, 
the Chinee-man proceeded to demon 
strate how a poem could be made to 
fit this column. (After all. we have 
to have a poem.) It was almost a 
hopeless task until the Chinee-man 
remembered those happy days of his 
youth spent in his uncle's orchard. 



IN MY UNCLE'S ORCHARD 
Those trees are twisted and their 

apples tart; 
Yet generously, like boughs more 

richly blest 
They spread their rough distorted arms 
apart 

And offer me their best. 

With no misgiving, I would follow suit. 
And, happy in wisdom of the trees, 
Make no excuse for my meager fnu • 
And no apo|ogies. 



Ilistory-Socioloiiy Club 

Miss Harriet Andrus '36 gave ^ 
International Relations report on t 
"Economic Barriers Between _ 
tions" at the monthly meetmg ot 
History-Sociology Club, Tuesday e\^ 
ning, Dec. 11. A paper on the tam«^ 
welfare work in the city of I" H'^" .^ 
was given by Miss Dorothy Nurm' _ 
It is the plan of the club to have' ^ 
time to time papers read whic 
the result of original study ''^ "^^,^,1 
students of the department. I he ^^^^ 
meeting of the group will be 
January 15. 



Hockey Team Has Essentials 
For Season in Men and Practice 



With excellent material available, 
and in the event of future weather 
(I'lditions favorable to practice, the 
hi rkey team which represents the 
Maroon and White this season, should 
give a very good account of it.self. 
("(lach Ball has already been working 
,iut with his candidates on the pond. 

I'or the first time since their en- 
trance to college, the Peckham twins 
will see service on the Statesmen 
sextet. The two Medford boys were 
all -.'scholastic wings, in high school, 
and should prove to be of great aid to 
the Maroon and White forces. Two 
otiuT newcomers, both .sophomores, 
who should prove to be valuable are 
Dave Rossiter and Bill Johnson. 
Rossiter, who played for Kent's Hill, 
is a defenseman, while Johnson, who 
played for Clark School, plays at 
center, a position left open by the 
graduation of Captain Russ Snow, 
last year. 

The veterans, Ben Wihry, Fred 
Murphy, Jim Valentine, Bill Brown, 
Captain Blackburn, Joe Keil, Fred 
t'orcoran, and Fred Bull, are already 
practicing, and will provide a strong 
nucleus about which ('oach Ball will 
mould his team. These stickmen have 
all earned their letters, and with their 
experience should aid the State cause 
ton.siderably. 

T«» Practice at Stoiiehaiii 

The Statesmen will be better off, in 
the way of practice, this year, than 
they were previously. Thanks to the 
kindness of Doctor Howard (lordon, 
of the class of 1924, the team will be 
able to practice during the Christmas 
vacation. "Doc" Gordon, a former 
hockey luminary and captain of the 
team at State, is, at present, the 
hockey coach at Stoneham High, and 
has offered the use of the school's 
rink to the State sextet for practice 
during the vacation period. Starting 
Dec. 28. the Ballmen will hold prac- 
tice periods two or three times a day 
at Stoneham, until the return to 
.school. If possible, the State squad 
may scrimmage with the Melrose 
High School rinkmen. 

As yet, not all the men have drawn 
equipment, but before the end of the 
week, a full squad should be on the 
ice. Paul Schaffner, captain of the 
football team, is a candidate for one 
of the defense positions. 



1935 CAPTAIN ELECT 




Ray Proctor 



Soccer Team to Play 
Five N. E. League Games 

Nino BfN>tcrN Ciraduate 



Next year's soccer schedule will see 
two new opponents. Tufts and Wil- 
liams, both members of the N. E. 
Intercollegiate League facing the 
Hriggsmen. and with Amherst and 
Conn. .State, a fifth league game may 
hf scheduled with Wesleyan or other 
members. The hooters will also have 
the advantage of four home games to 
^ played on the new pitch within the 
recent athletic field extension. Dur- 
ing the five years of varsity soccer, the 
old mudflats" to which the players 
are bidding an ardent farewell, was 
the scene of eight victories and five 
defeats. 

1935 Schedule 

Oct. 5 W.P.I., here 

12 Conn. State, here 
19 Williams, here 
26 Tufts, here 
^o\. 1 Amherst, there 

Wesleyan (?), there 

In .spite of the fact that next year's 

*ccer prospects are bright, the Ma- 

'•Jon and White team is going to muss 

""le seniors who also ended their term 

"f service this fall. Captain James 

"lacklurn, who ranks as the best 

'captain and center-half to date, was 

^°e coordinator of this year's club 

" Ktpt the team scrapping every 

*cond by his own example. Curt 

ark, who reached his peak in the 

^sleyan game, was another hard 

*orking back. Bob Hunter, left in- 




Tl'FTS AND CONNECTICUT 
I>KEFEK STATESMEN 

In the opinion of Tufts and Conn. 
State, Davis, Stewart, Schaffner, 
and Sturtevant were the outstand- 
ing Statesmen in the late football 
season. According to the all- 
opponent team picked by Captain 
Froelich of Tufts, Davis and Stew- 
art rate as first string opponents, 
and Schaffner was left guard on 
the second team. On the Conn. 
State all-opponent team, Schaffner 
alone of M.S.C. is on the first 
team, while Stewart and Sturtevant 
are given honorable mention. 



HOOPSTERS SHOW PROMISE BUT 
WILL FACE DIFFICULT SCHEDULE 



This morning at Insignia Convo- 
cation recognition was given members 
of varsity teams for the last season. 
A number of the lettermen have 
played their last football game for 
State. Seniors who received letters 
include Captain Paul Schaffner, Vic 
Guzowski, Roger Leavitt, Bill Mul- 
hall, Pete Nietupski, and Rod Cum- 
ming, all linesmen; and Bill Davis 
and Jimmy Moran. ends. Johnny 
Consolatti is the only backfield man 
who will graduate. While most of 
this year's first string linemen will 
receive their diplomas in June, Coach 
Mel Taube will have the makings of 
a real first-class team when football 
season rolls around next fall. This 
year's high power backfield of K(K'nig, 
Stewart, Allen and Sturtevant will be 
available. The Peckhams, Filipkow- 
ski. Murphy and Monroe provide 
plenty of power and fast football so 
Coach Taube shouldn't have to do 
much worrying about fielding a high 
class backfield. In the case of the line 
it is a little different. There will be 
holes to be filled. But there are a 
number of this year's lettermen to 
start with. Dave Rossiter, star soph- 
omore center will provide the necleus 
of the line. Ed Bernstein, Arnold 
Shulkin, I^ester Peterson are linemen 
who have seen much service this year 
and should be in there next year. The 
end positions have four lettermen of 
this year's team. Freddy Ijehr, Terry 
Adams, Wendy Lapham, and Louis 
Bongiolatti, who will be available 
next year. 

With this aggregation of first string 
material and the promising freshmen 
who are coming up, prospects of the 
Maroon and White look especially 
promising and the Statesmen should 
hang up the best record in a number 
of years. 



side, w! 
throi 



ajse goal scoring was an asset 
'^g'i^ut the season, was most 
7" for his teamwork in pa.ssing 
'"d battling for the baU. 

^'t'l fullbacks are seniors and their 



toordin 



W 



ood. 



tion will be missed. Red 



«ck Une 



rover, backed up the half- 
with speed and ability to 



Stellar Junior 

Elected Captain 

Harriers Fetctl !>>■ Cuach Derby 

Coach and Mrs. Derby had as their 
dinner guests last night at The 
Tavern in Holyoke, the Maroon cross- 
country team which enjoyed an unde- 
feated season this year. The entire 
cross-country team, which included 
Captain Stepat, Murray, Proctor, 
Bishop, Gillette, Allen, "Doc" Bryant, 
Samson, Whittemore, and Manager 
Bill Schlaeffer, was present. 

Following the banquet, Ray Proctor, 
outstanding junior, who placed seventh 
in the New England IntercoUegiates 
and tied four times for first place, was 
elected captain. 

At the dinner the table decorations 
were maroon and white; and the 
place cards were of slate, representing 
the clean slate of the team in its fall 
activities. 

Including Coach and Mrs. Derby 
and their son, there were thirteen 
people present. This is also the 
thirteenth year that Coach Derby has 
been in charge here of the cross 
country teams, nearly all of which 
have been successful. 

With the cross-country season now 
completed, the Statesmen have lost 
two of the greatest harriers ever to 
wear the Maroon and White colors. 
Walt Stepat and Bob Murray, who 
graduate from college this June, 

Throughout their careers as State 
runners, the two Derbymen have al- 
ways been the mainstays of M.S.C. 
track teams. As a sophomore. Bob 
Murray established a new record for 
the cro.ss-country course - a record 
which he still holds. This year, he 
again proved the individual star of 
the term. 

Last year, Stepat was never headed 
in the five meets in which he ran. 
This year he tied for first in four races 
and took third in another. 

Ray Proctor, a junior, has proved 
himself a very dependable man, al- 
ways able to stay right along with the 
leaders. 

At present, Proctor will be the 
nucleus around which the 1935 com- 
bine will be built. There are, however, 
the veterans Gillette, Bishop, Bryant, 
and Sampson who will be worthy of 
attention, and with these five runners 
back. State once again looks forward 
to a reputable cross-country season. 

All-American teams are being picked 

INTEKCI.ASS BASKETBALL by everyone from the office boy to the 

CilA.MPIONSIiiP city editor on every newspaper, but in 

every one we have seen so far there 
is the same criticism. We don't mean 
that we criticize the choices of the 
experts. We may agree with some of 
them and we may disagree with others 
but regardless of that we do feel that 
block off the opponents, while Clayton j a great omission has been made. The 



Basketball Opponents 
Report First Prospects 

Pre-.season reports from State's 
basketball opponents who have [ivvn 
practicing for the past few weeks, 
indicate varying degrees of difficulty 
will be expected in the Maroon en- 
counters. The majority welcomed 
back the full quota of veterans and 
only three will have green squads. 

Williams, the first opponent, offers 
an all veteran team - six lettermen 
reporting to Coach Caldwell last 
Tuesday. Conn. State and Amherst's 
prospects are doubtful at present but 
the latter has much material from 
which to choose. 

Coach Lash's squad at Wesleyan is 
fortunate enough to contain st'ven 
lettermen. Rhode Island State, with 
Coach Keeney and son at the helm 
is also rich in veterans and, Hi>eking 
revenge, will lie doubly dangerous. 
The Springfield gymnasts also report 
a fine turnout. 

New Hampshire, Clark, and Wor- 
cester Tech have gret^n squads and 
may or may not develop into stfrious 
competition. Tufts, under its new 
coach. Art ('ochran, has the liest 
lineup on paper with a squad con- 
taining five veterans including Capt. 
Johnny (irinnell and Kay Wood worth, 
the individual stars. 



LEADERS OF HOOPMKN 



Jan. 2, FroNli vm. SeniorM, 8.30 p.m. 
Jan. 3, Sophs vn. JiiniorM, 8.30 p.m. 
Jan. 5, FinalM, 8.30 p.m. 



Again at this season of the year we 
come to the question of ice upon 
which the hockey team can conduct 
regular practice sessions. So far the 
processes of nature have been more 
kind than we could have hoped for in 
our most optimistic moments. We 
have a good ice surface on the pond 
at the present time. But how long 
will it last? However, we refuse to 
lose our optimism and expect that for 
one season the forces of nature will be 
kind and the Maroon and White 
hockey forces can get the practice 
necessary to win games. 

State has had good hockey teams 
in the past but always the lack of ice 
for practice has kept the team from 
coming out on the long end of the 
score in many games. With a little 
favorable practice conditions this, 
year's ice outfit should make an 
enviable record. 




Co-Captains Davis and Jaworski 



George, extremely valuable for his 
sureness, features as the last defence 
in front of the goalie. Rue Norris, 
senior netman, played an active part 
in keeping the defense plugging. 

Three other seniors who completed 
their varsity experience were Malloch, 
Riseman, and Arenberg. 



great Finklestein, custodian of all 
things valuable and assistant manager 
of this year's football team has been 



Boxers And Wrestlers 

Start Daily Practice 

Seventy-two boxers and wrestlers 
answered Coach Brigg's call for candi- 
dates at the Physical F]ducation Build- 
ing last Friday. This year, the first 
few weeks will be devoted entirely to 
instruction and thereafter informal 
matches will be held every Saturday 
afternoon during the .season which will 
extend into March. 

Both squads meet every afternoon 
of the week with the exception of the 
boxer's omission of Monday, and both 
will l>e devided according to weight 
into eight divisions. Pineo, Daniels, 
and Gricius are the experienced lead- 
ers of the wrestlers, while Harry 
Thompson of Stockbridge is the out- 
standing boxer. 



DR. CONNOLLY TO SPEAK 

ON FRANCIS TIIO.MPSON 

Continued from Page 1 
Ushaw, a combined seminary and 
college with preparatory courses. Seven 
years later he followed up this early 
training with medical courses at 
Owens College, Manchester, where, 
after a severe illness, he acquired the 
habit of drugs. 

His subsequent descent has been 
attributed and explained on the basis 
of his natural indolence, his bodily 
weakness, and his consciousness of 
failure. 

By chance, in 1887, Thomp.son sent 



Facing a rigon)us twelve game 
schedule that starts with a game 
against Williams, at Williamstown. on 
January 12, the State College hoop- 
•stiTs are fast rounding into shape 
with practice but a week and a half 
old. The scjuad has already been cut 
down to a working unit of twenty- 
three men. and in the near future it is 
likely that another cut will bring the 
number down to the final size for the 
season. 

The squad that has been working 
out in the cage seems slated to carry 
on the good name which Maroon and 
White hoop teams have always had 
in basketball circles. With only two 
places of last year's stellar five, left 
vacant, and with much capable ma- 
terial available, including seven sub- 
stitutes with varsity experience, the 
Taul)emen seem headeil for another 
reputable stnison. 

The twenty-thrw men who remain: 
Davis, Jaw<irski, McNally, Moseley, 
Stewart, .Swanson, Crowley, F'ilip- 
kowski, Barr, ('onsolatti. Genest, 
Thayer, Nassif, Muller, Mct'onchie] 
Bongiolatti, Conant, Allen, Pickering, 
Avery, Fisk, hielH-r, and !^?hr. 

The schedule for this s(>ason is only 
slightly different than the om^ last 
year's undefeated quintet played. Un- 
like last year, the o(>ening game is 
away from h»»me. at Williamstown. 
On January U>, the .Statesmen will b«» 
seen for the first time on the home 
court in a game against ('onnecticut 
State ('ollege, and for the next two 
contests, the Maroon and Whitt* will 
play host to Amherst and Wesleyan, 
on January 19 and 23, respectively. 

Following the stay at home, on 
February 13, the Taubemen will 
journey to Kingston to take on the 
Rams of RIkmIo Island .Stat© College. 
I..ast year's game against the Keaney- 
men was probably the most exciting 
of the season. The contest went into 
two overtime periods b<«fore the States- 
men finally pulled out with a victory 
by the secant margin of two points. 

After this, the hoopmen will be 
home again, playing thrcHj games in 
Amherst Iwfore going out of town. On 
February 9. .Springfield C'ollege will 
provide opposition, and on February 
13, the Statesmen meet Williams for 
the sf^cond time of the season. The 
third game, although not played on 
the State court, will be in Amherst 
and will l>e played at Amherst C^ollege, 
ending the intra-town championship 
contt^st. 

On February 18, the Taubemen will 
m«Hjt the University of New Hampshire 
basketeers at Durham, and on the 
20th, they will travel to Worcester 
for a game with Clark University. 
Clark is the only newcomer to this 
year's schedule, taking the place of 
F*ratt Institute of New York, 
"^rhe remaining two contests are home 
games. On February 27 Worcester 
Tech comes to Amherst, and on 
March 2, the Statesmen wind up the 
.season with a game against Tufts. 



some manuscripts to Wilfrid Meynell 
greatly overlooked. That seems j that the latter might print them in 
strange to us, too. But without much ' Merry England, a magazine edited 
more ado we hereby nominate as All- [ jointly by Mr. Meynell and his wife. 
American assistant manager, Cariton But it was not until 1888 that Meynell 

J. Finklestein. | published Thompson's The Passion of , Walkey of the freshman class. 

I 



Mary and then it was nutinly with a 
view to getting in touch with the 
author. Finally, in April 1888, Mey- 
nell and Thompson met, and it is to 
the former that 'I'homp.son owes much 
of his care and partial cure from the 
drug habit. He was always in close 
contact with the Meynells during the 
succeeding ten years during which he 
w<irked at reviewing and journalism. 

Finally, after a l«)ng illness of con- 
Humpton. he died at dawn November 
13. 1907, and was buri(>d in St. Mary's 
CemeUsry, Kensal (ireen. Rev. Con- 
nolly's edition of the complete ptKJtry 
of Thomp.son contains this statement 
made by Mr. Meynell after the poet's 
death: "I^et none Im named the 
benefactor of him who gave to all 
men than any could give him. He 
made all men his debtors, leaving to 
those who loved him the memory of 
his personality, and to English poetry 
an imperishable name." 

The tea this afternoon is in charge 
of Frances Horgan '36, who will be 
a.s.sisted by the following girls: Dorothy 
Corcoran, Helen Reardon, Anna Flynn 
Frances Driscoll, Florence .Saulnier, 
and Mary Cawley, all of the junior 
class; Mary O'Connell and Roberta 



V 



AiBivs oaDi'A roi 



THE MASSACMUSETTS COLLEGIAN. TUUBSDAY. DECEMBER 13, 1934 



THE MASSACHL8BTTS COLLECHAN. Till KS1>AY, DKCKMKKK 1.^ Itt34 



The Roving Reporter 



SHOULD MILITARY THAININn HE COMPULSORY AT LAND 

ORANT COLLEGES? 



FINAL EXAM SCHEDULE, BUSINESS BOARD 

ELECTS MEMBERS 



JANUARY 25--FEBRUARY J. IM* 



Fredt-r-uk C«r««r..n '»:.. No. It should be optional. 

J«h« Consolatti 'SS. Yes. Because it helps the student attain good 

posture. 
KriH'Ht Jawornki '35. Yes. 1 think it does more good than harm. 
K.uil Tr»...i»«K«l. '3.'.. Yes. 1 wish I had majored in it. 
Arthur Lrvhu. '3:. The student who attends Land Grant Colleges needs 

niilitary training. 
Carroll JohnM.n '3«. No. 1 don't look well in a uniform. 
Fred Murphy '3«. Why, of course, where would our modern youth 

receive their discipline? 
Jack Slurlevant •3«. Certainly, it teaches one to keep in step (with 

life). 
Krvinii Hardy '30. Yes, because it is a good basis for our national 

defense. 
Albert <iri«-iuH '37. Yes, because you wouldn't have to start as a buck 

private when you enlist. 
Kit-hard Buh.i. '37. Yes. We can never be too prepared. War is in- 
evitable. It is just around the corner now. 
Kinihall Mitthell 'IW. (-ompulsory military is all right provided cuts 
are allowed. 



Friday, Jan 

Phys Ed 1 

(i AuU, 26, 28; CH A 

KH 102. 209. 210; 



25. 10.15-12.15 p.m. 

110, 111. U3. 114 



Home I'x 81 



Chein 25 G Aud. 26. 28 
AgEc55 U4 

Em 53 
Hort 51 



Friday, 2-4 p.m. 

I'oult 51 
Bact «5 
EB K Kloii SI 
WH B 



FLO 



113 
M 

1()6 



EXTENSION SERVICE 
HOLDS PLAY CONTES 1 



llisl .U) 



Saturday, Jan. 26, H-10 a.m. 

102, 110, (Jrii-iit 1 li AikI, 20, 2H 
111, 113, 114; Bact :«1 
FL 204 



M 



10.1.5-12.15 p.m. 

102, 110, Ml, ii:i. 114 
C, Aud, 26. 28; 



Saturday 

Ei\r>\ I & II 



Following a year's competition and 
participation in the activities engaged 
in by the business staff", two new 
members were elected to the business 
board of the Massachusetts Collegian. 
Both men, Clifford E. Symancyk and 
Kenwood Ross, are sophomores. 

The competition will be continued 
for the sophomores until one more 
member is elected. Freshman com- 
petition, which was begun this fall, is 
still open for new contestants to enter. 



Saturday, 2-4 p.m. 



Mnrt I 
Eng 26 
Krench .^1 
I'hysics .")1 
I'hys Ed 61 
Zo«l 69 
Hot Hi 



WH B 
Aud 
F 106 
PL B 
P Ed 
EB K 
CH A 



Chein 79 
Dairy 75 
EnK79 
Home Ec S3 
Hort MfK 7S 
Pom 7."> 



G Aud 

FL2()4 
114 

no 

HM 110 

F 210 



GEOLOGIST LECTURES 
AT SIGMA XI MEETING 



Monday, Jan. 

DrawiiiK 2.') WH 

(,crman27 ti a« 



2K 



SCIENTISTS TO MEET 
DURING VACATION 

IN PITTSBURG 



College Christmas Tree 

Erected Near Pond 



EiiK 69 
1 1 1st .'>! 



Asric 1 
French 1 
miTinan I 



u:* 



111 
114 



8-10 a.m. 

\ct .'ll 

Farm Mid 75 
Home Ec 75 
Math 91 



Monday. 10.15-12.15 p.m. 

1 14 German .1 
F 209 German 2."> 
(; Aud 

Monday, 2-4 p.m. 



VLB 

201 A 
102 

MB(; 



G 26, 2H 
G 26, 2S 



Sigma 
Geology 
sponsors 
Action 



In order to encourage the writ in;; 
of good amateur one-act plays, ih 
Extension Service of the Massailu 
setts State College originated a pl.y 
contest last year, which is now dmnu' 
much to stimulate interest in di i 
matics, especially among the runl 
population of Massachusetts. 

This year the contest is being toi,. 
ducted by Miss Ruth Mclntyn 
recreation specialist. Any resident ,,| 
Massachusetts over sixteen years <:[ 
age who is not a professional pla> 
wright, is eligible. The plays art i,, 
la.st from twenty to forty-five minuii-,, 
and are to depict the desirable pha i s 
of family or community hfe. Ilu- 
contest opened November 15, and i!! 
manuscripts must be in the office of 
the Extension Service by March 1, 

1934. 

Last year, three prize-winning plays 

were selected and presented durinu 

I Farm and Home Week in July, I hi 

authors choosing their own casts. A 



Xi and the Division of 

at the college were joint 

of a lecture, "Kilauea in 

given by Dr. Harold T. 
Stearns, of the United State Geologi- 
cal Survey, Hawaii, Wednesday eve- ^ 

ning at 8 o'clock in Stockbridge Hall, j jj^j^j^ „„ play-writing was awarded iIh 

Colored motion pictures and slides of j ^^^^^ „f ^y^^^ three. 

Hawaiian volcanoes in action were . y^jj plays entered in the contest 



presented during the lecture. Ur. j become the property of the State 
Stearns also presented an illustrated | College, and are to be available, 



Beginning at the Hotel William Penn, 
the general headquarters, the ninety- 
fifth annual meeting of the American 
Aswjciation for the Advancement of 
Science will be held in Pittsburgh, Pa. 
from December 27 to January 2. The 
program will include addresses, lec- 
tures, exhibitions, excursions and 
demonstrations. During the meetings 
addresses of interest are scheduled 
with .some of the outstanding men of 
their own branches of science. An 
annual science exhibition will be held 
in the new building of the Mellon 
Institute of Industrial Research. The 
extent and quality of the exhibits 
promi.se to be far in exce.ss of those in 
recent years and includes many new 
events of national interest and recog- 
nition which will apijear for the first 
time, such as the National Geographic 
Society Army Air Corps Stratosphere 
Flight Exhibition. 

Many social events are scheduled 
such as the usual joint smoker for the 
representatives of biological societies. 
In addition, there will be a joint 
smoker for sections in mathematics, 
physics and engineering scheduled for 
the first time. 



This year for the second time, a 
Christmas tree is being erected on 
campus near the College Pond. It 
will be lighted this Sunday and fol- 
lowing the Vesper service, which is to 
be held in Stockbridge Hall at 5.30, 
the students will gather around the 
tree to sing the carols. 

This custom was inaugurated last 
year by President Baker, who, in 
originating this novelty, planned to 
have it culminate in a student gather- 
ing under the tree to sing Christmas 
carols, for the purpose of binding the 
students together in a closer feeling 
for the Massachusetts State College. 



Mil 1 C, .\ud. 26. 2S Land Arch 51 

Urawinu :il VVH Ag l-::c 79 

Mil K, CH A Bact 81 

AKEnK5l no Klori79 

.VnHus.W 113 I'"'"«3 

Ent 57 KB K 

Tuesday, Jan. 2», 8-10 a.m. 

Z<K,1 2.-. EB D. K. OKri T.l 

Bact 01 CH A. F 102 Phy* Ed .'m 

( h.-m 01 G And 7ahA 6.^ 

KnK.-.l 111. HI Bot77 

Km :u, I--B H •'"'"" 7'' 

French 71 ^' '^ 

Tuesday, 10.15-12.15 p.m. 

Bot2 <^'"A «l»m3 

F 102. 209 Ent 51 

(hem 1 G 26. 2H Poult 75 

Tuesday, 2-4 p.m. 



Anyone interested in going to this 
annual meeting in Pittsburgh may 
secure information from Professor 
Bourne of the entomology department. 



Eattlish 29 
Miss Beaman 

EB D, K 
Mr. HelminK CH A 
Mr. Troy G Aud 

2(). 2S 
WtNlnesday, Jan. 30, 8-10 a.m. 



GcolSl 
Ed 80 
Ent 77 

i^and Arch 81 
Physiol 75 



Novick & Johnson 

C us low Tailors & Furriers 

Suits made to order. 

Cleaning, Pressing & Repairing 

Phone 342W 3 Pleasant St. 



.\n Hus .")1 
Clicm 51 
EnKlish .55 
Elori .51 
(ierinan 51 
Hist 55 
I'hy* Ed 57 



110 

G Aud. 28 

113 

F 106 

G26 

HM 110 

PF-d 



Thys Ed .59 
Ar I'X- 7.'i 
Ed 85 
Ent 79 
Land Arch 7 
Phya Ed V7 
SocV!> 



WH 

114 

M 

F106 

F210 



K 209 
FEd 
EB G 
(II B 
F 106 



i, .\ud 

EB K 

110 

EB B 

11.5 

EBH 

WH 

M 



P Ed 

111 

114, 102 

EB K 

WH B 

I'Ed 

S Sera 



lecture of Agriculture in Hawaii before 
the Experiment Station Council in 
the afternoon. 



Friday, 2-4 p.m. 



Hot 25 
Dairy 25 

Hist 25 
Math 25 
Ag Ec: .53 
Bot 51 
Hist 53 

Bus Law SI 
.\B Ec SI 



CH A 
FL204 

SSem 

MB B 
102 

CH B 
110. 114 



Phys Ed .53 
Pliys Ed 73 
Pom 53 
Ag Ec81 
Hort Mtg SI 
Spanish 75 



EB D. K 

Ci 28 



Soils i39 



P Ed 

P Ed 

F210 

113 

HM lli» 
F 102 



111 



royalty free, for production by ama- 
teur groups within the State of 
Massachusetts. 



2, 8-10 a.m. 

Mr. Mackimmie 

110, 111. 102, 
113. 114 



Wednesday, 10.15-12.15 p.m. 

Mr. Boutelle G Aud. i6, 28 

EB D. K Mr. Moore 

Mr. Machmer 114 MB D, B, G 

CH C 



Saturday, Feb 

Economics 25 
Miss Foley G Aud, 26 
Mr. Lindsey 

F 102,209 

Saturday, 10.15-12.15 p.m. 

English 1 F 102. 209 

Miss Beaman G Aud Mr. Prince 110.111 

Mr. Goldberg Mr. Rand 114 

102. 113. 201 A Mr. Troy G 26, 28 

Mr. Helming 

By Arrangement 
Music V5 
Phys Ed 71 
Phys Ed 61. 81 
Physics 75. 85 
Poult 81 
Soc 77, 79 
Zool S5, 91 



Ag Ec91 
Ag Eng H3 
Bot 75 
Ed 78 
Dairi- 79 
Home Ec 77 
Hort Mfg7l 

In case of a conflict of exams please consult the 
Schedule Office. 



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Try the New Mystic Sheer Genuine Ringless Stockings 

79c (2 pr. $1.50) $1.00 $1.25 

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Ag E;ng SI 

Oleri 25 
Poult 25 
Ec5l 
Forestry .55 



Bot 63 

Wednesday, 1-3 p.m. 

102 Ag Opport SI 

Wednesday, 2-4 p.m. 



YESTERHAYS AT 
MASSACIII SE-ri-S 
STATE COLLEliE 

By Frank Prentice Kand 

"Every chapter a fascinating and 
delightful story." -C/iar/es Sumner 
Howe '78, Former President of Case 
School of Applied Science, Cleveland. 

"As exciting as a football game." 
Louis M. Lyons '18, in the Boston 
Globe. 

This fine story of the growth and 

development of Massachusetts 

State College is an Ideal 

CHRISTMAS GIFT 

for a student to make to his parents 

YESTEKI>AYS 

is on sale at the Alumni Office 
Room 5, Memorial Hall 

$2.00 per copy 



F21U 

110 

113, 114 

F209 



Wednesday, 



Ag Eng S5 
Fruit S5 
Soils S7 



102 

F 106 

20 



Hort Mfg 51 
Milt 51 
Physics 53 
Home Ec 87 
3.10-5.10 p.m. 
Vcg Gd SI 
\et SI 



111 

HM 110 

DH A 

PL B 

316 

F102 
VLB 



Soc 27 
Ag Ec 51 
Bot 59 
Ed 65 
Home Ec 61 
Ag Ec77 
Chem 75 
Ed 89 
Eng 71 
Ent 75 



Philco Radios 



Thursday. Jan 

S Scm 

102 

CH E 

G Aud 

316 

HM 110 

G26 

113. 114 

110, 111 

EB K 

Thursday 



31, 8-10 a.m. 

l.;ind .\rch Xi 
Pom 81 
Poult 77 
Vet 75 



WH B 

F 210 

312 

VL B 



P Ed (Hygiene) 

CH A; EB D 



Fieri S5 
Forestry S3 
Veg Gd S3 
10.15-12.15 p.m. 



Fisher's 

SLIP-OVER SWEATERS 

TWIN SWEATERS 

SKIRTS 

MITTENS GLOVES HATS 



Drop in and see Bill and Al 

And have a steak— or perhaps just 
a sandwich and colTee at 

Deady's Diner 

DRAUGHT BEER AT DINER NO. 



Meet at 
BARSELOTTl'S CAFE 

On Draft- 

Hampden Ale and Lager 
Pabst Blue Ribbon Ale 
Croft's Ale 
Choice Wines and Sandwiches 



Electrical Appliances 

Fraternity House Equipment 



Paints 



Sp Course 5 G Aud, 26 

Physics 25 CH .\ 

EBD 

HM 110 

110 

EB B 



Hort Mfg 61 
Ag Eng 71 
Zool 75 

An Hus SI 

Home Ec 1 
Phys Ed 3 
Phys Ed 23 
Ed 61 I & II 



Flori S3 
Fruit S3 
Poult SI 
Soils S5 
Ag Eng S7 
Ag Eng S9 
Dairy s:i 
Fruit S9 

Thursday, 2-4 p.m. 
G 2.^ An Hus S3 
CH A Dairy S4 
EB D Eng SI 
G Aud Flori S7 

Hort Mfg SI 
Poidt S5 



114 



Plumbing 



Heating 



THE MUTUAL PLUMBING & HEATING CO. 

35 SOUTH PLEASANT STREET 



Soils SI 110,111 

113, 114 

Friday, Feb. 1, 8-10 a.m. 

lU Ent 85 

25 113 German 75 

201 A Math 75 

102 

51 FL 204 Bact SI 

MB G Flori SI 

M Bldg Fruit S7 

S Sem Fort S3 

F 209 Poult S7 

110 Rur Soc SI 
111 
Friday. 10.15-12.15 p.m. 

(; 2P, 28 French 27 



Hist 27 
Home Ec 
Agron 51 
Eng 65 
Home Ec 
Math 51 
Music 51 
Soc 51 
Spanish .M 
Ag Eng x: 
An Hu.s 7. 

French 5 

Dairy SI 
Fruit SI 
Hort SI 
Poult S3 



F 106 
K209 
F 102 

F 102 

F210 

113 

102 

111 

201 A 

FL 201 

F209 

201A 

FL204 

WH B 

F 106 

HM 110 

312 



EB K 

G26 

MB B 



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Stamped with College, Name or Fraternity 

$1.00 a box 

Makes a fine Christmas present. 



Come in and see ua. 

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Amherst, Mass. 




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GOOD SERVICE 
CONFECTIONARIKS 



The College Candy Kitchen 

The gathering place of college men. 



CH A 
F 102 
F210 
VVH B 
312 
EB D 



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FL204 

F210 

F209 

113 



An Hus S5 
Ag Eng S.3 
Beekeeping SI 



102 
114 

EB K 




CLOTHING AND HABERDASHERY 
FOR COLLEGE MEN 

E. W. SWITZER 



MILITARY BALL OPENS 
WINTER SOCIAL SEASON 



} ight-five couples attended the 
/Annual Military Ball which was held 
Saturday, Dec. 8, in the Drill Hall. 
'] III' dance was both a financial and a 
^(ial success, Ed Murphy's orchestra j 
idir.ing up to all expectations. ' 

Starting at 8 o'clock, and going 
tlL'sjugh until 12, the dance, with its 
unique and well-made decorations, 
pr(i\ided those present with four 
hdurs of continuous enjoyment. Ed 
Murphy's orchestra, varying its dances 
,^iili slow and fast numbers, gave the 
daiuers an evening of enjoyable music. 
Tin main feature of the evening was 
till' ^'rand march, headed by Colonel 
Hiiineyn. 

'I'lie hall was decorated in the form 
ut ;i campfire scene, with trees near 
I lit' walls, and dim overhead lighting 
eniiiiiicing the naturalness of the 
de.sign. 

The chaperons for the ball were 
Colonel and Mrs. Romeyn, Major and 
Mr.'^. Watkins, Captain and Mrs. 
Hunh*"**- 



AKKANGEMENT OF NEW 

BLlLDINCi EXPI^ilNED 

Continued from Page 1 
iniurious injudicious intervals and the 
sfctitjn near the pistol marksmanship 
(jit has very nearly the aspect of a 
dump. Now the building has hidden 
tlu'Sf' ihingB." 

Uffcrring to the size of the library, 
Mr. Wotxl declared that the prt^sent 
collettion of volumes numbers over 
100,000 and includes 18 sets of com- 
plete reference books. There are over 
l.'i0,0OO loose, unbound pamphlets 
and .")00 regular periodicals. The 
library has 44 branches throughout 
ihi' huildings on campus, and these 
liranch libraries come under the juris- 
diction of the central Chapel building. 

"How much do you think the 
irttalogue alone is worth?" asked Mr. 
Wwjd. "Probably the average person 
wuuld say $5000 as a liberal estimate, 
liut in actual figures it represents 
.*40,0OO. The catalogue contains over 
2,000,000 references, books, and maga- 
zines catalogued in every possible way. 
.^nd, he concluded, "it costs forty 
cents to put a book in circulation." 

From T.") to 400 new books are added 
each month. Of these more than 
thrw'-quarters are bought at the re- 
quest of department heads from their 
funds. The majority of the others are 
replacements and bound magazines. 
In ehoosing the remainder, Mr. Wood 
buys those few which he, from his 
twenty years' experience as a librarian, 
thinks will be of permanent worth to 
the library. 

Only one out of every fifty maga- 
zines published in this country is 
Ixjught by the library. Limited funds 
make this restriction necessary. Most 
of the periodicals, too, are bought at 
the request of the department heads. 



0. T. V. Leads In 
Fraternity Sports 

AII-Fraternity TeaiitM l*i<-kt>d 

Present standings in interfraternity 
competition rank Q.T.V., Theta Chi, 
Alpha Epsilon Pi, and Lambda Chi 
Alpha in the first four places while the 
remaining positions are closely con- 
tested. 

StandiuilN fur 1934-1U35 






Toiuh 




I'iHi 


Total 




FootbaU 


Socctr 


I'ong 


Points 


Q.T.V. 


47 


lOS 


26 


109 


T.C. 


78 


75 


32 


19.-> 


A.E.P. 


lOK 


34 


32 


184 


L.C.A. 


47 


61 


31 


169 


K.S. 


.55 ■ 


49 


40 


1.50 


K.E. 


60 


61 


22 


149 


P.S.K. 


47 


49 


36 


148 


PL.T. 


33 


41 


69 


14.5 


ASP. 


47 


49 


40 


144 


S.P.E. 


39 


34 


4K 


141 


A.G.R. 


33 


49 


26 


116 


N.F. 




34 


4.5 


107 



THE COLLEGE STORE 

^ee our new CampuK CalcndarH 

Views of Campus Scenes 

Very Appropriate for 

Christmas or New Years Gifts 



All-fraternity teams as selected by 
Collegian sports writers, place the 
following men on the fall teams. 

Touch FootbuU 

Ernest Jawurski, K.E., re; William Brown. 
L.C.A. . i; Philip Layton, T.C. le; William 
Leisliton. T.C, rhli; Isadore Barr A.E.P.. lhl>; 
Melvin Frank, A.E.P., fb. 

Soccer 

Robert Periello, y.T.X'., g; Chester C'oiiant. 
T.C, If; Georgf ('onK<lon, U.T.V'., rf; Tom 
Lyman, P.S.K., rw; .\l)raham Suhrr, P.L.T., c; 
Charles Hutchinson, T.C, Iw. 
Pinft Ponft 

Singles: Sidney Kurnitsky, P.L.T.; Donald 
Tucker, L.C.A. I>Muble:i: Joseph Bigler and 
Benjamin of I'X.T. 



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Optometrist and Optician 

51 Pleasant Street 
On way to Postoffice 

Eyes Tested 
PrescriptionN Filled 

All replacements and repairs 
at short notice 



THREE WEEKS TO XMAS 

Our Stock of 

CARDS AND GIFTS 

is at its best now 
for this season. 

Miss Cutler's Gift Shop 



When in need of Flowers 

for any occasion, Remember 

Musante's Flower Shop 

Phone 1028-W Night 1028.R 

T. Bush '38, Agent 



College Drug Store 



W. H. McGRATH, Reg. Pharm. 



AMHERST 



MASS. 



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LET DAVE DO IT 

AMHERST CLEANERS, DYERS &LAUNDERERS 

WORK CALLED FOR AND DELIVERED 



FOR CHRISTMAS GIFTS 

SILK HOSIERY 69c to $1.35 pair 
SILK UNDERWEAR $1.00 to $2.95 
(iLOVES HANDKERCHIEFS SCARFS 

JACKSON & CUTLER 

AMHERST, MASS. 



The Stockbridge Agronomy Club 
was formed several years ago for the 
purpose of increasing general knowl- 
edge in the subjects of soil fertility, 
crop management and allied subjects. 
All members of the Stockbridge School 
as well as other persons interested may 
attend. The first meeting will Ik* held 
Thursday, Dec. 13 at 7 p.m. Ralph 
Donaldson, extension specialist of this 
State, will speak on "Some pha.ses of 
extensive work in agronomy." The 
meeting will be held in Room 102, 
Stockbridge Hall. 



An informal dance was given by the 
freshmen to the seniors in the "M" 
Kuilding last Saturday evening. The 
music was furnished by Webb Maxon 
and his orchestra. During the inter- 
mission refreshments were served, 
consisting of cookies and ice cream 
with S.S.'36 inscribed on it. A fine 
bit of work was done by R. Hall's 
assistants, Al Chace and Al Fisher, 
in making this dance a success. 

A few days previous to Thank.sgiving 
vacation the annual hat ru.sh wa.s held 
between the freshmen and seniors on 
the football field. The caps were 
placed on the ."SO-yard line and at the 
sound of Frank Dolan's whistle, the 
rush began. For two minutes there 
was a man-for-man struggle, which 
was followed by a three minute fret>- 
for-all. As a result, the seniors 
emerged with about twice as many 
hats as the frosh and many shirts and 
pairs of trousers were ruined durint; 
the battle. 



Hill: "You oughta put on your red 
flannels, Frank," (as 13. shivers one 
frosty morning in the dog-cart). 

Frank: "1 have 'em on." 

Hill: "What are you shaking for?" 

FVank: "They're making me itch 
like !" 



We understand that John P. came 
in contact with some itching powder 
last Saturday evening as he was 
dressing to take a co-ed to the dance. 
Better luck next time John. 



R. T. Coleman, associated with the 
National Dairy Corp., of Southlwro, 
Mass. and E. M. Harsley, also a dairy 
man, were on campus last Wednesday. 
Mr. Harsley was here in regard to 
special dairy work in which he is now 
engaged. 

Twenty-four students were present 
at a dairy meeting held last Thursday, 
at which Carl Wood, general manager 
of Cherry Ferrell Co., spoke on the 
subject of New and Improved Dairy 
Equipment. 

Bob Clark 



PASTOR DISCUSSES 

ACTUALITY OF JESUS 

Reverend John H. I..athrop, pastor 
of the Church of the Saviour Hrook- 
lyn, N. Y., answered the tjuestion, 
"What historical evidence is there 
that Jesus ever lived?" in Sunday 
vespers, DecemU'r 9. 

Two weeks ago at the meeting of 
the vesj)ers group, the speaker was 
challenged for quoting Jesus on the 
basis that Jesus never lived. In reply 
this week. Rev. Lathrop tractni the 
belief of Jesus as a myth to a school 
of thinkers in (he last century. This 
school claimtni .le.sus to lie a sun-myth. 
They claim<>d that because the leader 
of Mythra, Christianity's greatest 
rival during the firsi century, was a 
syn myth and not an actual person- 
age, ("hristianity, ba.st>d on Jesus, was 
likewise a form of sun worship. 

In the present day, however, there 
is no school of thinkers who hold this 
theory. To say that Jesus is a mythi- 
cal figure, is to date one's religion to a 
past century. As in everything else, 
there are reverberations to the old 
ideas, in this case one .sometimes hears 
th<Kse who know little about the le!H-h- 
ings of religion and wh<) wish to start 
a controversy, bring forth this obso- 
lett' theory of Jesus. 

Reconstruction of the [x>riod during 
which Jesus lived and the person of 
Jeaus blend so perfectly that there is 
no opportunity open for (|uestion. 
Indeed, it requires more of a stretch 
of the imagination to hold .lesus as a 
fictitious person than to acknowledge 
His living. 



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2.30 6.30 8.30 
Evenings 35c 



Winter Sportswear and Riding Togs 

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(Near Depot) 

Fall Stock of 

Men's and 

Women's 

Sport wear at 

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Men's 
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Wcd.-Thurs., I), v. 12-13 
I llel«>ii lliiyeN in 

"WHAT KVFKY 

WO.MAN K.NOWS" 

with Hrian Ahern & Madge Kv.ins 

Fri., Dec. 14 

JiiiiieN CiiiSiiey in 
"ST. MHIS Kll>" 

with Patricia Ellis, Allen Jenkins 

Sat., Dn: 15 

I.,avish Musical Spectacle 
"<'IH CHIN «'liOW" 

with a cast of international stars, 
including Anna May Wong 

Sun.- Man., Ih-c. 16-17 

M'illiiiiii i*«iw«>li, .Myriiii JAty 

in 

"KVKi.VN PKKNTK'K" 

u'ilh Una Merkcl 

Tura.-Wt-d., Dec. 18-19 

The "Hundling" H.t! 
"TilK l»l KSriT OF 

IIAIMMNKSS" 

with 
F'rancis I.iederer Joan Hennett 

Charlie Ruggles Mary Holand 



Revue Attracts 
Large Audience 



iMHt Friday evening, the Roister 
Doisters sponsored the annual Hay 
State Revue, directed this year by 
Professor Frank Prentice Rand, and 
well-attended by members of the 
student body. The revue consisted of 
a series of unrelated skits, thereby 
following the tradition handed down 
by the former "Aggie Revue." 

Of the nine f(>atures pre.H«>iited, the 
most favoridtle comment has lH>t»n 
made oii the revival of the !<)27 film 
"Aggie Men Are (;athere<l," a melo- 
drama in which there ap|M'ared many 
pe«)ple still prominent figures on the 
campu.«. This film was of ••sjx'cial 
interest to ihotw stud<>nts and mem- 
bers of the faculty who, cherishing 
memories of Dr. U«»s<oe W. Thatcher 
and PndesHor Charh's H. Patterson, 
saw pictun>.4 of them which were so 
real that they were almost unciinny. 

Applau.se was also paid to the snap 
and emotional appeal of the musical 
numlH-rs, especially the piano duets 
by Helen Downing '.37 and l^'onard 
Parker '35. and the songs by the 
men's gliM' club and the trio com|)os<Hi 
of Curtis Clark •.35. William Mullet 
'35, and Edward V. I^iw '36. 

As it has Iw-en said above, the 
attendance was excellent, even though 
the cast and the audience were 
dominated by the male population of 
the coUegi'. Hoth the ^irls and the 
Roister Doisters regrette*! that no 
satisfactory postponement of the revue 
c«)uld be efTectetl, even though it co- 
incide<l with the sorority clom'd rush- 
ing dates. 

The show was in charge of the 
following Roister Doister memlM-rs 
Edward V. I^iw '36, president of the 
Roi,ster Doisters and chiiirman of the 
Hay State Revue; Ceorge S. ('ongdon 
and Hernice J. Dohin of the wnior 
class; Marguerite M. Ford '3B. 



VAKSITV AW Aims MAIIE 

AT INSKiM.i A.SSKMKI.Y 

Continued from Page 1 

Kiimilil CtrnrKio MuIIimIi. 

The following receivtHl awards for 
cross-country: 

Ut.J.'i W.iltir Sti-p.it. i.iiitiin, Kiilwit ViihimiI 
Murray. 

l!t:M> — Riiyrmiml I'pjctor. (ionlnn ILuolii 
Hisliop, Wlllaril Kayinorid (;illi-l(r. 

Wllli.iin S lil.icfit, .MaiiiiK'-r. 

Eh'ction of Raymond Norris Proctor 
«)f Lunenburg as ('aplain of next year's 
cross-country team was announced. 



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H. E. DAVID 

Special rates for students. 






Ladies' Wool Ski Coats and Suede 

Jackets $4.95 up 

Men's and Women's Sweaters 

Socks, Riding Breeches and Boots 



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by NordhofT & Hall. FOR MOTHER Mury I'rlrrs by Mary Ellen 
Chase, Wunderrr's Circle by Cornelia S. Parker. Hit; HROTIIER 
Captain Caution by Kenneth Roberts, Hrlieue It or Not by Ki[>ley. 
F'OR SIS'^I'ER Skin Deep the truth ab«»ut Ixauty aids, My Own 
Story by Marie Dressier. FOR LITTLE HILL Mickey Mouse 
Waddle Book, The Train Book by Pryor. FOR 'TINY SUE M iki 
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SIO TO $60 

Come in and try one of the new low-priced portables. 

Does your typewriter need cleaning or repairs? 

Bring it in then or call Amherst 688 

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THE MASSACIll SKITS COLLFXilAN, IIUHSDAY, i^HCKMBKK 13, 1934 



THOMAS F. WALSH 



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PAriKHSON 1'I.AYKKS 

I'KKSKNT ON K- ACT IM.AYS 

Continued from PafU' 1 
<'OMKI»Y ANI> I AIM'K 

The comic spirit finds its expression 
in drama in varied and often in unde- 
finable ways, but a ijermissibie analysis 
miRht he attempted in terms of wit, 
ridicule and humor. 

Wit appeals primarily to the in- 
telU'ct. Shakespeare's innumerable 
puns, our vaudevillian repartee, irony, 
the lapses in logic which we call 
"Irish bulls." these are exhilarating 
for the mentally alert, and are in 
themselves largely impersonal. 

When the exercise of wit is directed 
against a person, it becomes ridicuU". 
The sense of superiority which is often 
suggested as the single basis of the 
comic spirit implies a victim. C'rudely 
exemplified by the practical joke, the 
April Fool sort of thing, ridicule be- 
comes more artistic in parody, travesty 
and caricature. Hut it is always at 
somebody's expenst;. 

Humor tends to become impersonal 
again and appeals primarily to the 
feelings, particularly to the sense of 
incongruity as aroused by mimicry, 
exaggeration and understatement. 
Humor laughs with us, not at us, and 
usually with an eye for the rather 
obvious and elemental absurdities of 
man. 

Now on the stage ridicule usually 
becomes satire, and may indeed be so 



bitter as to escape from the realm of 

the comic spirit altogether. Wit may 

dominate a play without ridicule, 

however, as in the work of Oscar 

Wilde. Or there may be the kmdiy 

and un.sophisticated incongruities of 

humor, as in the picture, Mrs. WiMHi^- 

Technically, however, it is more 

customary to refer to a play of lighter 

type as either a comedy or a farce. 

It is comedy if its Intercast is primarily 

in people; it is farce if its interest is 

primarily in situation. The stock 

situation in farce is mistaken identity. 

Frank Prentive Rand 



SHAM 

Sham is described by its author, 
Frank O. Tompkins, as "a social 
satire." One of the capital divisions 
of literature, satire is in its essence 
criticism of man and his works, whom 
it holds up either to ridicule or scorn. 

The first notable name in the annals 
of Knglish satire is that of William 
Langford, and the greatest was John 
Dryden. Among the satirists, we find 
such names as Horace, Juvenal, I'ope, 
Addison, Burns, Rabelais, Moliere, 
Heine, C'ervantes and Strindberg. 

Sham makes use of repartee, banter 
and sarcasm. It depends upon 
language, mood and subtleties for its 
effectiveness, rather than upon action 
and character portrayal. In this play, 
a gentleman thief exposes to his 
victims the shallowness of their petty 



lives, and ironically preaches to them 
a morality higher than their own. Our 
acting problem is to convey to the 
audience at one hearing those things 
that occur to us only aft'^'" many 
rehearsals. 

Harold W. Smart 

ViHHi OI>l> JIM 

Pure farce, as Professor Rand 
points out in his comment, is a kind 
of drama which depends primarily for 
its interest upon situation. It concen- 
trates upon incongruous or ridiculous 
actions, upon absurdities and idio- 
syncrasies of character. Straight 
comedy, on the other hand, is in- 
genious, clever, intelligent, satiric in 
its handling of plot and characteriza- 
tion. "Unlike high comedy," observes 
Robert Metcalf Smith, "which pro- 
vokes thoughtful laughter, the pure 
farce is content to anjuse spontaneous 
merriment and 'the loud laugh that 
speaks the vacant mind.' At its 
lowest it partakes of the slapstick 
buffoonery of the clown, a kind of 
humor that every child and every 
grown-up who is still human finds 
entertaining when Spring brings the 
circus to town." 

From the beginning farce has had at 
its command stock characters and 
situations, such as the braggart 
soldier, the parasite, the imposter, 
the deceitful servant, the shrewish 
wife. ALso, it has u.sed ever domestic 



squabbles and maladjustments, love 
intrigues, broad jokes and much 
slapstick. 

William de Mille's Poor Old Jim is 
an interesting example of the farce 
comedy with its story of the convivial 
man (stock character) who forgets 
home and long suffering wife (stock 
character) in the good fellowship of 
his club. (Stock situation.) Again 
and again he argues to turn over a 
new leaf, but never does so until his 
wife and the sympathetic doctor (stock 
character) hit upon a little scheme 
that teaches him a never-to-be-for- 
gotten !e.sson. (Stock .situation.) This 
farce, also, presents a variation of the 
principle of mistaken identity set 
down by Professor Rand as the stock 
situation in farce. In Poor Old Jim 
mistaken identity becomes mistaken 
ruse as will be evident to those who 
.see the play. 

Walter E. Prince 



TIIK M<»VIN(i FIN<iKK 

Percival Wilde's The Moving Finger 
is hard to classify. The author treats 
.some of his characters with a full 
realne.ss that links them with comedy 
proper. Yet like Poor Old Jim, this 
play is farcical. Caricature mingles 
with genuine characterization. The 
plot develops by misunderstandings 
and coincidences damned as "absurd" 
by the rigorous logic of fiction. The 
scene, remote from the American 



domesticity of Poor Old Jim and 
Sham, is mythical, a temporary tuial- 
ity that never was. 

Like Sham, moreover, The Muiing 
Finger is satiric. Yet the causticity of 
typical satire is here more than nou- 
tralized by the author's humor. 

The play is witty, even though 
only one of the characters is nimble 
of mind and tongue. The wit is not 
that of repartee; it is revealed in the 
Prologue, and in the author's clever 
manipulation of plot, character, speech 
to fulfill his general satiric intent: 
that of holding up to laughter the 
excessive importance which men of 
high and low degree attach to their 
little lives. 

Hut Percival Wilde loves his charac- 
ters in The Moving Finger, with all 
their ludicrous incongruities, -their 
obtuseness, their vanity and self- 
importance. So he treats them hu- 
morously with the "playful teasing 
fondness of a mother to her child." 
Maxwell Henry Goldberg 



Sleuths are still trailing the mys- 
terious culprit who recently broke 
into the V. C. mailbox at the Wash- 
ingt(m and Lee college .station. V. C 
stands for Vigilance Committee, which 
enforces all freshman rules and metes 
out punishment to offenders. All such 
offenders are reported through tht 
V. C. box which probably explains 
the crime. 



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V,.l. XLV 



AMHERST. MASS. FRIDAY, JAM'AHY 1, Itt.J.'. 



Number I.H 



Seven New Courses 
Added to Curriculum 

With the inauguration of the work 
,if the coming semester, a number of 
lu'W courses will take their places in 
the curriculum. Included among them 
,,i.' two courses in the history depart- 
nunt which were inaugurated as 
( xperiments last year and which have 
|hi a reapproved, and one in mathe- 
ijKilics that was given without credit 
last year. A complete list of the new 
courses with a description of each 
follows: 

LaiidMCH|M> .Vrchitefliire HI. 
Skelt-hint^. Two credits. Mr. 
Hobertson. The object of this course 
is to develop skill in water color, 
pencil, and pen and ink sketching of 
indoor and outdoor scenes. 

( iftiltit^y •'•2. Ih'MtTiptive tiiid 
hi-UTiiiiiiiitive .Miii«'ral«iu.v. Thre<' 
credits. Dr. Gordon. This course 
aims to acquaint the student with the 
\ari()us minerals and the means of 
their identification and determination. 

Math«>iiialie.>> HO. Siilierlcal 

Trijioiiometry. One credit. As.soci- 
ate Profes.sor Moore. This course 
deals with the trigonometry of the 
sphere and its applications to astron- 
omy and navigation. 

h^liieatittii fl.'S. Special l*r<ihlf>iiis 
in h«lii<'at!<»n. (liven both semesters; 
schedules by arrangement. Two 
credits. I'rof€?s.sor Welles. Admi.ssion 
to this course is subject to the ap- 
proval of the Dean and the head of 
the Department of Kducation, and is 
o{)en only to tho.se memlH*rs of the 
xenior class who have had two funda- 
mental courses in t^ducation. 

iiiHlory IM). I Hi ted Slal<>s 
llislory Miiie«' the Civil >Vjir. 
Three ('redits. Mr. Cary. 

Hist«try 7(». Iiisl«»ry of (Im- 
Ki'iiatssaiiee. Three credits. I'nj- 
I'l-ssor Mackimmie. 

Mii<»if Vt'Z. Kvttlnlioii <tl' .MiMlerii 
.MiiHic. Tw<j credits. Mr. .Stratton. 
This cour.se deals with trends and 
pers(malities in music from the earliest 
times to the present. 

There are no preretjuisites for any 
: I tie new courses, with the exception 
•■'' Mathematics 60, which is open only 
t'l students who have had Mathe- 
matics .")1, Differential and Integral 
Calculus, and of Kducation 95, 



yfOm ON DORMITORY 
EXTENDED UNTIL MAY 

Thatcher Hall, the new men's 
dormitory on the hill, will not Iw 
completed before the end of April, 
according to a statement made by 
Fred (.'. Kenney, Treasurer of the 
(College, to a Collegian reporter. 

The building was to have been 
ready for occupancy at the beginning 
of the next .semester in February, but 
an exten.sion of the contract time to 
the first of May has Ix-en made 
neces.sary by the ditficulty which the 
contractors met in obtaining hardware 
and fixtures for the building. 

Progress on tin- (loodell Library, 
due to be completed in June, and to be 
ready for u.se next September, is 
continuing according to the original 
schedule, and no delays are antici- 
pated in the work on this project. 



Graduate Exhibits 
Photograph Display 

The current art exhibition in the 
Memorial Building, selected by I'ro- 
fesHor Frank Waugh, is a collection 
of photographs by Mr. H. R. Ray- 
mouth, a graduate of Ma.s.sachusetts 
State in 1904. The exhibition con- 
tains many unusual pictures of Kuro- 
(M-an scenes, and were taken by Mr. 
Kaymouth in his travels over the 
continent. 

Mr. Raymouth maj(jred in land- 
.scap<' architecture and after gradu- 
ation worked with the Kastman ('om- 
pany, and later oeiame the head of 
the science department in a ('hicago 
high school. Mr. Raymouth visited 
Professor Waugh in Amherst this 
summer, bringing over three hundred 
personal photographs with him. 



Calendar of 1934 

January 
5 Delta Phi Alpha enrolled as 

chapter of national fraternity. 

(> Ma.ss. State joins New Kngland 

Intercollegiate Socc»-r League. 

14 Moston Philharmonic Orchestra 

Concert. 
18 Major in P'.,Hical Kducation ap- 
pri>ved by 1 "ustees. 



TRIO OF FAMOUS MUSICIANS 
TO PRESENT PROGRAM SUNDAY 



February 
ir> Phi 



bv 



Lambda Tau admitted 

Interfraternity Council. 
18 ('arl Sandburg at Social Union. 
27 State Ix'gisLiture decides not to 

legislate on propo.m>d tuition raise. 



Mareh 



The 



Faeiilly Smoker 

There will he a Faculty Smoker, 
January 1-1 at 8.:i0 p.m. at which the 
Trustees of the C-'oliege will be the 
guests. It is expected that, in view 
of the fact that this is the first time 
th«' trustees have visited the «-ollege 
since the publication of the report of 



for I the cirriculum revision ct)mmittee, 
admi.s.sion to which the requirements the i)ossibility of some changes may 
ha\c j»een stated above. l)e discussed. 



Physics Building, Former Botanic Museum, 
Is Only One of Original Structures Left 



'2 .Jitney Players present 
Streets of New York." 

M State basketball t»'ani ends sea- 
son undefeatetl. 

1 1 Menorah Society revived. 

24 Roister Doisters present "There's 

Always Juliet." 
30 (]oodell Library authorized. 

April 

12 FKRA funds granted college. 
28 Joseph liOJko killed in accident. 

May 
7 (Iround broken for Thatcher 
Dormitory. 
18 First Interfraternity Dance held. 

June 
9 Roister Doisters present "What 

Kvery Woman Knows." 
9 Lou Rush completes athletic 
cari-er at Mass. State. 

September 

22 Addition to Athletic Field. 

27 Rand and M'«hell announced as 
departmental heads. 

28 Frosh win Razoo Night. 



PRESIDENT OF SIMMONS , *'""'" 
WILL ADDRESS COLLEGE] 



<irup|»e Trio Will 
\i Stn'lnl I'liioii 



kpi><*iir 



j For tin- first lime in the history of 
Dr. Mancn)ft Meatley, presiilent of '"'"•'"'' •'"tertainment, the Social 



address convo- 



Simmons (.'ollege, will 
cation on January 10. 
Harvard University, he was al.st) an 
instructor and associate professor there 
from IH20 until \[r.\:\ when he became 
president «>f Simmons College. Ih' 
received the degnH> of doctor <if edu- 
cation from Harvard in 192;i. Dr. 
Heat ley is also the author of books 
on tducation and a contributor to 
educational journals. 



Union will bring to the students the 



Prof. Clyde K. Wildman 
Sunday Chapel Speaker 

Prof. C:iyde Kverett Wildman (.f 
Bostcm University will be lh«« <ha|)el 
speaker this Sunday. Prof. Wildman 
graduated from DePauw University 
with the HA. degree in 191.1 and re- 
ceived the degree of Ph.D. from 
Hoston University in 192fi. 

He has btH'n professor of Hiblc and 
Religion at (-ornell ColU'gc, Mt. 
Vernon, Syracu.s«' University, and is 
now in the School of Religion at 
Hoston University. 



October 
2 Fraternity pledges number 12(i. 
Robert Frost s|M^aks at Conv«>- 
cation. 

Mountain Day. 

Ted Shawn Dancers at Social 
Union. 
Dads Dav. 



18 

18 
26 

27 



l"":inic Museum, Admini.stration 
t'Uilding. home of the mathematics 
■'^'i physics departments, and now 



appearance and u.sed as a gymnasium 
and chapel at first, and the famous 
l)urfe«' Plant Hou.se were the other 
memlxTs of the quintet. North ('ol- 
lege, the next oldest building, was 
not erected until after 18H8. 

The plant hoase burned in '83 and 
South went the .same way two y«'ars 
later. Both were n-built in their 
present form. The chemistry building, 
an eyes<jre on the campus, did not 
follow their example until 1922 while 
occupied solely by people who work the disappearance of the boarding 
"niomprehendingly with intricate hou.se occurred alter Draper Hall was 




!\'oieniber 

2 Horticultural Show. 

.3 ('ornerstones of Thatcher Dormi- 
tory and Ooodell Library lairl. 

'A Mass. State defeats Aniliersf in 
f(M>tball. 16 to 9. 
Ooss-country team ends .s<>a.son 



I'-stber Kane Ooodall 'Xi and her 
htishMnd, '.«••• (Uv'daW "i'2 v.'crc ■;•; 
campus Octolxr 12. They are living 
in Ludlow, Vermont where Les is 
educational officer in a CCC «amp, 

Fanny Hagcr '.14 has entered the 
training s(1h>oI of the Peter Hent 
Hrigham Hospital in Hoston. 



A graduate of r'*'"'" '•'""PIM' Trio, thr«H' musicians 
famed for their jirtistry both in 
Ameri«'a ami abroad. These three 
musicians are (!amill«- Plas.s<haert, 
violinist. Hazel Cruppe, pianist, and 
Pauli» (Sruppe, cellist, all of whom 
have won acclaim individually and 
as a trio. 

Camille Plasschaerl, violinist, is of 
Fremb and Melgium desc«'nl and comes 
from a family of artists fr<)m whom 
she inherited the neces.s<iry artistic 
temperament. Her |M-rs(»nal charm 
and arduous and <Titical study hero 
and abroad havi- combined to make 
her a nio.st .successful solo violinist 
iK'fon' the most critical <jf audiences. 

Hazel OrupiM', pianist, is likewise 
an artist of not4^*, but n»ceived her 
entire early training in the United 
States. It was only after st-veral 
successful ap|H'aran<;es in America 
that she jourm-yed to l»aris to work 
under Isiclor Philipp. She was en- 
gag«-d as harpsichordist for the trans- 
continental tour of the Meggar's 
0|M'ra in 1928. 

Paulo (irupiM*, c-ellist, for whom this 
trio is named, rtH^eiviKl his musical 
education in Holland .md France. H« 
entered the Royal ( 'onservatoire of 
The Hague at the age of nine, and 
laty; .;tud:<d ..i (1.. I loll-^.vlr. M..,,k 
Schule in Herlin, (Jermany, and at the 
Paris ('ons(>rvatoire of Paris, France. 
Mr. Cruppe has madi- extended con- 
cert tours in Kurope, has appeared 
with leading American Symphony 
orchestras, and toured the Hritish 
Continued on Page 4 



The Roving Reporter 



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23 

27 



undefeated. 
Nino Martini, 
('ampus Red 
$160.00. 



Oo.ss Drive nets 



Piwes of apparatus, the Physics 
f^uildmg has endured the acid test of 
time t„ become the oldest building 
''" '!"• campus of the Ma.ssachu.setts 



ill' 
Ol 



built in 1903. 

Alumni of the colleg*-. es|K»cially 
those who graduated in the Butter- 
field administration and under the 
( ollege. regime of "Billy" Hasbrouck, remem- 

ihe five buildings that the first her the Botanic Mu.seum as a com- 
''i^'- if 1871 found when they arrived hination and general utility building 
" Ar.iherst on October 2, 1867, only with a lecture room, mu.seum portion 

"tanic museum" has evaded and president's office. 
"""11 ation althought he common fate It was the latter feature that cau.sed 
^ nr< ihat razed the others, was often most of the 
threatened 
De; 



after some 



important decisions of 
noteworthy the college to be made within its walls, i 
^"'^ Hoard. it was there in February, 1879 that 

^^ Jld South College, valued at $30,000 Pre.sident Clark, with the college 
^ ^ the boarding house on the $32,000 in debt, faced a body of in- 1 
^ -^ide of the Ravine erected at a , vestigating legislators, who, struggling 
buiH ' '^®'*^' ^^^ $10,000 chemistry out of the panic of '73, had come to 
'" < described as "bamlike" in j Continued on Page 4 

I 



Derember 
8 Military Ball. 
1.3 Insignia Conovcation. 



f:AMIM S CAI.KNDAR 

Ihen -...hrn Ihe -.ciirlil i^ Imrn aaain 

I Hi/ lltr \u-ret yfiir hrf'trr Ihtr lir\. 
^hiill thy hfarl Ihitik nf (uminii fun. 
Or vex il-^rlf -.iilh mrntiinrsf 

H ;///.;»/ \l:,rn 

Friilay. Janu;iry 4 

s.'JO (i.tti. InU'iil,i-« B:i!ik<'tli.-(ll finals. Cuei 

- ' ■ • I I'or'fi.il, 

Saturday, January .S 

LMKli.ni. il.,i ki V. MIT. < ..II. v;.- l'.,i|.l 
Sunday, January 6 

'HKii.in ( li;iiK-l.l'rol. (.lydi- I-;. UiMni:.!! 
I'. I'. Srh»ol of Th<^>loijy 
'"•;.iii. Radio ("oncfTl, .\!frii'.ti.il I'.lili; 
;. III. Sotial fnion. I'aiilo (.ripiK. Tri.i 
Uowkcr .\iiilitoriiini 
.V:;ii |,,iii. .Siiii'lay Wsix-r-, .M.iu liMi;. 
7 :!(» ii-ru K <). ( liil) M....titin. 
Tuesday, January H 

I .'io |i m. Informal Tonrf-rt. .Vli-in. Ul.lij. 
H.OO II. m. Mi-n's f.lr-*: (Till). M.iti. H1<Ik. 
S <KI p.m. Comniiinily ( nw «rt. ( .i11i-ki- Hall 
Wednesday, January 9 

7.:{() p.m. K.f). <'lut) MiM-tinK. Karlcy t II 

House 
S.(X) p.m. (Jri h'-stra rth. ,.r-,il, H.,wki-r .Vi.| 
Thurnday, January 10 
1 !.()() a. m (onvoiation 
7.(J0 p.m. Band rehearsal. Mem. BlrlR. 
T.l.lpm. .Matti ( lub meeting. .Math. BldR. 



DO YOU BKLIKVK rHKRK SHOULD BK A RKADINC 
PKUIOD liKFOBK FIRST SKMK.STKR FINALS? 
IF .SO. HOW MANY DAY.S.' 



l*H>'<-||(t|f»ijy 



Prof. Harry It. l»i-.Silvii 

Yes. Two weeks. It should be understood! Ih;i| tin- student must remain 
in residence. The introducti«.n of a re.iding period would also necessitate 
examinations lontaining more thought questions. Such questi<ms would 
reveal the extent to which the student has profited by the reading period. 
Prof. A. AiulerMiii .M>i<kiiiiiiii«' S,„h,\ Scienct^^ 

Yes. I have- always favored sue li a j)liin. Hcjwever, with the present 
short semesters, it would be; hard to find time- which could be afforded for 
.such a reading period. 

Prof. Willi l.rop S. Wifhs Kdinalion 

No. I dont .see any point in rc-ading uj) material just to unload it at 
examinations and not for serious po.ssc-ssion. 



I'rof. Fred C. Se.-irs 

Offhand, I don't think .such a reading jM-riod would have much value, 
depends cjn the student. I believe- thai a supervised review would he mi 
l)etter. 



INiliMtliij^y 

It 



l*rof. W';illji€-«» \, INtwi'rs I'livsii-H 

Yes. A period of alx.ut three- days would be a good thing. In additicm, 
the- examinations should be well distributed over the exam period. 

Prof. Frank A. .Moore .\Ia(lM-,natiis 

From obst-rvations gained from students and iastructors in crollc-ges which 
have such a period, I doubt whether its .tdvantagc- in the; field of mathematic.i 
would be as great as in other courses such as eccmomics or history. 

Prof. Adrian ii. LiiiciMey Fi-onom ie.«« 

I would suggest not more than two days or pc-rhajis hitter, to scatter the 
examinations over a period of at least ten days. 

Prof. < laiMie K. Kelloi^i^ Kiilomolo4y 

Yes. .Something like five days to a wc-ek fc»r studying. 1 feel that not 
enough reading is done. An opportunity for outside reading would aid the 
student in developing valuable ability whic (i could not be developed in any 
other way. 

Prof. Fr«»deri«-k .M. Culler lli»»torv 

Yes. It works well at Harvard. However, you must educate the students 
before such a plan would work well here. 



MImm Kvelyn A. Kcnman 

Yes. At least three days. 



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TIIK YEAR 1934 IN RETROSPECT AT MASS. STATE 

(At the close of each year it is the custom of newspaper editors to select the 
outstanding news events of the past twelve months. The subject and practice have 
loT^en highly controversial in regard to value, interest, and accuracy Our 
settTns will he confined to the actwities associated unth Massachusetts State 
CdiZand have been completed after a careful examination of the news events 
and campus affairs for 1934. The judgment has been impartial and no news 
;iZs deliberately overlooked in our consideration In full realization J our 
7^mLions as authorities, and in full expectation that our judgment will not 
fully satisfy everyone, we submit our selections. Editor s note.) 

Twelve Oiit^tiuulinji Evontw 

I The laying of the comer stones at the new college buildings, Goodell 
Library and Thatcher Dormitory, with Governor Joseph B. Ely as head 

speaker. , 

2. The undefeated basketball team, that won twelve straight games under 

the tutelage of Coach Melvin H. Taube. 

3. The college administration, headed by Hugh P. Baker, obtams over 
$600 000 in Federal funds for building and campus pn.jects. 

4' Sensational victory of varsity football eleven over Amherst. 16-9. 

5*. The sudden death of Joseph Lojko, captain of the 1934 basketball 

team. 

6 John Krskine's convocation address. 

7 The organization of a placement service, with funds for student labor. 
8. The report of the faculty curriculum committee, headed by Marshall 

g^^Horticultural show with record breaking attendance of over 12.000. 
10. Psychological investigations conducted by Doctor DeSilva. 

II Robert Frost's convocation address on poetry. 

12. The unbeaten cross-country team that defeated Amherst by a perfect 

Bcore. 



Christmas and the New Year 
Ilolidiiy Spirit. That inescapable 
something which pervades the Xmas 
and New Year atmosphere and makes 
the heart glow with new warmth; 
usually between 90 and 110 proof. 

IMiiiii. A fruit yet to be found 
among the ingredients of plum pud- 
ding-most popular variety being 
the plumus politicum which is served 
by FDR on state occasions. 

Yule I^Ji- A piece of wood which 
burns exactly as other pieces of wood 
but which on Xmas eve is especially 
honored by having its combustion 
observed; not to be confused with 
that uncomplimentary phrase "You 
ug." 

StoekiiiflL. An article of clothing 
most observed when well-filled; usual- 
y not worn with spats. 

The Ma&i. That wandering trio 
which journeyed from the Orient to 
Bethlehem singing the popular carol, 
"I Saw Stars." They were, as a young 
uneducated urchin of the streets has 
so aptly put it. "de foist Christmas 
free." 



K. O. Club Meeting 

The K.O. Club will meet Wednes- 
day. January 9 at 7.30 p.m. in the 
Farley 4-H Club House. The articles 
of the new constitution will be con- 
sidered. 



Stochbri^0e 



Father Time. The old man with 
the scythe seen in newspaper cartoons 
the week preceding New Year's. It 
is said he has had an easy time of it 
this past year with the drought and 
unraised wheat. 



Farewell Purty 

Members of the K.O. Club and 
friends of Sally Bradley '31 are in- 
vited to the 4-H Club House at 7.30 
p.m.. Sunday, to the farewell party 
being held for Miss Bradley. Sally 
Bradley is a graduate of Mass. State 
and is going to India this summer as 
a missionary. The party has been 
arranged by the Young People's 
Society of Amherst. A purse will be 
collected. 

MiinicianM Wnnted 

The College Orchestra has received 
a communication from a representa- 
tive of several trans-Atlantic steam- 
ship companies to the effect that 
sometime during the months of Janu- 
ary and February an audition will be 
held for a small group of college 
students who would be interested in 
organizing an orchestra to play for 
dancing and special occasions on ship- 
board. As compensation, the men 
would receive passage (tourist class) 
and an unpaid three weeks stopover. 
For details, see the director of music. 
Prof. Stratton, or the orchestra mana- 
ger. 



The Stockbridge basketball team, 
under the direction of Coach "Red ' 
Ball, has commenced practice. WiiU 
two lettermen back from last year<' 
squad, and with promising material 
from the second team, and from iht- 
freshman- class, "Red" is looking for- 
ward to a successful season. 



The A.T.G. has been quiet for 'he 
last few days. We are all wondering,' 
if the house has been moved up to 
the Infirmary or not. Four of tht- 
seniors have been enjoying the luxury 
of the Infirmary. 



Al Chace says, "I don't believe in 
Santa Claus, because we are having 
too many exams before a vacation. 



An enjoyable old clothes vie dance 
was held at the A.T.G. house. The 
dance was chaperoned by Prof, and 
Mrs. Haddock and Prof, and Mrs. 
Mueller. 



The K.K. held a vie dance Tuesday 
evening. December 18. 



Tom Furze, Bud Cross, Bill Astun 
and Luis Zuretti were all on campus 
last week. 



II y Hvait Hiie fois . . . (which means: 
"Once upon a time" you dopes). 

Lovely your face, your smile, your 

mind. 
Lovely your heart that cares; 
But lovelier, sweetheart dear. I find 
Your soul that hopes and dares. 



Fisher's 

SLIP-OVER SWEATERS 
TWIN SWEATERS 
SKIRI^ 
MITTENS GLOVES HATS 



K.K. has a new baby in the hoiLse. 
The freshmen take turns in being the 
baby's nurse. Their duties are: See 
that the baby gets six hours of sun- 
light each day. that it gets all of the 
vitamins from A to Z. that the baby 
gets milk three times a day. 

The baby is a German police dog. 



The Student Council was enter- 
tained by Director Verbeck at his 
home Tuesday evening, December 18. 



K.K. has six more new pledge.s: 
Claude Rogers, Roger Hunt, Malcolm 
Graham, Fred Anable, John Ixincau, 
Francis Fournier and Burton Llsen. 

—Bob Clark 



. . (which may l)e 
to the three-letter 



Oiit^tiimlinii Student ArhievenientH in Campus Aflair** 

1 Alvin S. Ryan's class oration. 

2". John McC..nchie's prt^ntation of Hamlet's soliloquy in Burnham 

Declamation Contest. 

3. Shirley McCarthy's acting in the Roister Doisters. 

4 Daniel J. Foley's editor-in-chiefship of Index. 

5. Charles Elliot's chairmanship of the most successful Dads' Day in 

History. 

6 Raymond Royal's class day oration. 

7 Samuel Snow's successful attempt to revive the college band. 

8 Emil Tramposch's chairmanship of student Horticultural Show. 



OutNtandinUb Student AehievementK in SportM 

1. Lou Bush's scoring of eighteen points against Tufts, in basketball, 

to give Mass. State a victory. 

2. Bob Murray's sensational spurt to beat Gregory. Williams captam, 

in cross country. . • r *u 11 
3 Johnny Stewart's passing and kicking agamst Amherst m football. 
4. Murphy's scoring of three touchdowns against an unbeaten North- 
eastern eleven. ^ 

Bewt Human Interest Stories 
1. Mel Taube's purchase of hats for the members of his unbeaten basket- 

^'^"2!*' a^ven of the last eight graduating classes have selected Ray E. Torrey 
as the most popular professor. 

Most Interesting Comment 

1. President Baker, "I am in no way interested in the organization of a 
university at Massachusc-tts State." 

Outstandiuii Speakers at College 

1. John Erskine. 

2. Robert Frost. 

3. Carl Sandburg. 

4. Reverend Terence Connolly. 



.Miiintenant . 

squeezed down 
word now). 

Lovely your face, but what a mind! 
Lovely your heart: who care.s".' 
1 kiss you dear but I'm more inclined 
To kick you right downstairs. 



. . . And while on the subject of 
poetry. Reinaerd finds by the papers 
that Edna St. Vincent Millay. well 
known poetess and traveller is off to 
new ports, but this time it's a bath 
tub rather than the rip that excites 
her. Miss Millay has engaged a cabin 
with a modernistic bathroom which 
features among its appointments a 
black bathtub. She says that the 
writing which she plans to do in the 
tub will be unlike anything she has 
ever done before. "I won't say it will 
be prose," the poet said, "but it will 
be very different." 

Reinaerd, being in his lighter mo- 
ments a poet himself, does hereby 
offer Mi.ss Millay a challenge and 
defies her to produce from a bathtub 
or anywhere else a rhyme for orange. 



POEM OF THE MONTH 



And when I die my dreams shall be 

The smallest cones on the Tamarck tree, 

The whistle of trains on a frosty night. 

The white moth's wings by a tall street-light. 

The sway of a door as you enter in, 

The whimsical charm of a summer wind. 

The kiss of rain on your upturned face. 

The life of a rose, a cobweb's lace. 

The light in your eyes when you look at me — 

All these, when I die, my dreams shall be. 

Author: Shirley A. Bliss '37 
Judge: Mr. Frederick S. Troy 



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PVCKSTERS OPEN 
AT BROWN TODAY 

I'iaying its initial game of the 
gj.ason, the Maroon and White hockey 
tjian) travels to Providence today, to 
j„ett a strong Brown University 
sexttt. 

'I'iie Statesmen have had few prac- 
tices, in preparation for the Providence 
t,ncoiinter. There was one week of 



prac 



lue before vacation, and a few 



jays more were got in at Stoneham, 
during the Christmas holidays. How- 
ever, the State combine, with at 
[past four lettermen starting, should 
not I'liter the fray under too great a 
handic-ap. 

Captain Blackburn, at center, will 
lead his teammates in the opener. 
Two other veterans, Corcoran and 
j^rovsn, will cover the flanks, and Fred 
Murphy, at one defense post, will be 
another experienced starter. 

Pave Rossiter, the sturdy center 
on the football team, will be a new- 
comer to the State line-up, playiug 
defense along with Murphy. As yet, 
it is undecided as to who will guard 
the nets. Valentine, a letterman, is 
being hard-pressed for the goal-tend- 
ing job by Ingalls, a sophomore. 
Either one of these men may appear 
in the line-up. 

The second forward line will be 
made up of Wihry, at center, and 
Johnson and Bull, forwards. Keil. 
EUiot, and Burke make up the third 
line. 

bist year's team opened against 
Brown, and was defeated by a 5-0 



Seniors and Frosh 
In Basketball Final 



The seniors and the frosh will dash 
tonight at 8.30 in the finals of the 
interclaas basketball championship. 
Last night the seniors defeated the 
juniors, last year's champions. 24-10, 
and the frosh set back the sophomores, 
24-11. 



Swim Meet Won By STURTEVANT TO CAPTAIN FOOTBALL TEAM 
Alpha Epsilon Pi POND MEMORIAL AWARDED TO STEWART 



NUMERAL AWARDS MADE 



As a result of interclass competition 
this fall, the following freshmen have 
been awarded numerals. 

Ff»otl>all. Alpert, Rokina, Brown, 
Collins, Haieck, King, Lawakas, 
Linder, Lonergan, Mildram, Putnam, 
Francis Riel, Fred Riel, Riley, Sle- 
sinski, Towle, Klayman, manager. 

CroMM Country. Haskins, WeJame, 
Villaume, D. Baumont, E. Baumont. 

S«.c«er. Burt, W. B. Avery, G. B. 
Adams, Barton, Cushman, E. Day, 
Famsworth. Gibbs. Giddings, Gill, 
(loldtnan, Golub, Gruner, Judd, 
Mabie, Quast, Swiren, Walker. 



According to the final score of the 
interfraternity swim meet held the 
week of December 9, Alpha Epsilon 
Pi finished first with a score of 30, 
having a small margin of two (M>ints 
over Kappa Sig with a score of 28. 
With but three men entered, the Non- 
Fraternity men made a comparatively 
good showing arriving in fifth place 
with a score of 21. A new record of 
34.6 was made by Lombard of Alpha 
Gamma Rho in the 50-yard breast 
stroke. The final scores: 



A.K.P. 


30 


L.C.A. 


16 


K.S. 


28 


Q.T.V. 


10 


P.S.K. 


25 


ASP. 


10 


T.C. 


22 


S.P.E. 


5 


N.F. 


21 


PL.T. 


4 


A.G.R. 


16 


K.E. 


3 



Fraternity Basketball 

To Start Next Week 



score. This year, the Ballmen hope 
to avenge themselves of the defeat, 
and start the season which they hope 
will vindicate last year's no-win 
record. 



TYPEWRITKRS 

PORTABLE AND STANDARD TYPEWRITERS 

$10 T(> $60 

Come in and try one of the new low-priced portables. 

Does your typewriter need cleaning or repairs? 

Bring it in then — or call Amherst 688 

GEORGE W. SIMMONS '35 

97 Pleasant Street 
RikbonN and Carhon Paper 



Winter interfraternity sports will 
start with basketball this coming 
week, scheduled as follows: On Tues- 
day, Jan. 8, Kappa Sigma meets the 
N<m-F'raternity men, and l.^imbda Chi 
Alpha meets Theta Chi. On the 9th, 
Q.T.V. opposes Phi Lambda Tau 
while Alpha Sigma Phi plays Theta 
Kappa Gamma. Finally, on the 10th 
the Non-Fraternity men face Phi 
Sigma Kappa, and are followed by 
Kappa Sigma and Alpha Epsilon Pi. 



Jack Sturtevant '36 of Lynnfield 
Center, fiery quarterback, was elected 
captain of the Maroon and White 
football team for 1935, at a me(>ting 
of the varsity lettermen held just 
before Insignia {\)nvocation on Dec. 
13. He first became a Maroon and 
White regular last year when he 
alternated with Jack K(K*nig at center. 
This jmst season ('oach Mel Taube 
was faced with the prospect t)f finding 
a quarterback t<» replace the lat*- Jcm- 
Lojko. Hf shifted Sturtevant to the 
signal caller's posit it>n and Jack piloted 
the Statesmen through one of the 
toughest schedules of recent years. 
The new captain of the Statesmen is 



Becauae of his exceptional work at 
halfback and his all round football 
ability, Johnny Stewart '36 i>f Need- 
han> was awarded the Allen I^inin 
Pond Memorial Mi>dal at Insignia 
Convocation. Stewart was by far the 
lK>st all-r<»und player on tlw Maroon 
and White ••l««ven this fall, excelling 
in all departments of the game. 
Johnny's pa.ssing was the main 
j wea|K)n in the State olVens*' and the 
Stewart to Davis passing combination 
was the means of scoring in a numl)er 
of games. Stewart has unusual ability 
as a kicker and his educated ttw waa 
called into play whene\er the Maroon 
and Whit«> were in danger. 



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STANDARD DIARIES IN EVERY SIZE 

DESK CALENDARS 

LOOSE LEAF CASH BOOKS AND LEDGERS 



A. J. Hastings 



NEWSDEALER and 
STATIONER 



Amherst, Mass. 



FCM^TKALL STIIKIHI.K FOR 

i»:r> IS ann<>i'nc:ki> 

As announced for 1935, the football 
schedule includes the same teams 
played last season. Though six of 
the nine games will 1h» played away 
from home, the season will Ik* brought 
to a climax by the Tufts game on 
Alumni Field, Noveml)er 23. 
Sept. 29 Williams, away 
Oct. 5 Bowdoin, here 

12 Conn. State, here 

19 R. 1. State, away 

26 Worcester Tech, away 
Nov. 2 Amherst, Pratt Field 
9 Northeastern, away 

16 Rensselaer, away 

23 Tufts, here 



Ci<)RlM>N SILK IIOSIKRY 

NEW AND BETTER VALUES AT 79c PAIR 

Service Weight Chiffon Weight 

Correct Colors 

JACKSON & CUTLER 

AMHERST, MASS. 



THE EATING PLACE FOR MEN OF TASTE 

The College Candy Kitchen 

Choose from our assortment of confectionaries 
to eat while you study. 



Drop in and see Bill and Al 

.Ami have ,i sti-.ik or perhaps just 
a sandwich and co(fee at 

Deady's Diner 

UKAUGMT HKIiR AT DIMiK NO. 1 



When in need of Flowers 

for any occasion, Remember 

Musante\s Flower Shop 

Phone 1028-W Night 1028-R ! 

T. Bush '38, Agent 




JACK SrURTEVANT 



CLOTHING AND HABERDASHERY 



FOR COLLEGE MEN 



E. W. SWITZER 



Winter Sjjortswear and Riding Togs 

COLODNY'S 

32 Main Street, Northampton, 

(Near Depot) 

FaU Stock of 

Men's and 

Women's 

Sportwear at 

Lowest Prices. 

Men's 
Corduroy 
Trousers, 
all colors 
$2.95 up 




Ladies' Wool Ski Coats and Suede 

Jackets $4.95 up 

Men's and Women's Sweaters 

Socks, Riding Breeches and Boots 



twenty-two years old and a graduate 
of Swampscott High School. 

Jack's playing this year was noth- 
ing short of sensjitional at times .ind 
he has earned the title of the hardest 
tackier on the Maroon and White 
eleven. He was chosen as a memlxT 
of the Connecticut State all-opponent 
team. Sturtevant is a memlHT of 
Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity and is 
majoring in Physical Kdutration. He 
is also a member of the Ma.ssachusetts 
State College Senate. 



The All«-n I^-on P«md Medal jh 
awarded annually in memory of Alien 
Le<m Pond of the «lass of 1920 who 
died in K»'bruary of that yeiir. Pond 
wa.H an athletic star while at .Stall- 
captaining the football team in 1919. 
He was a vet^-ran <if the World War 
and «haracteri/.«'d as the typical stud- 
ent of Maasachus«*tts State (.'olU-ge. 
Each year the Allen Ijmtn Pond Medal 
is awarded t«) some memlwr of the 
•State football team who shows the 
Continued on Page 4 



Phi I CO Radios 



Electrical Appliances Paints 

Fraternity House Equipment 



Plumbing 



Heating 



m MUTUAL PLUMBING I HEATING CO. 

35 SOUTH PLEASANT STREET 



All wool mackinaws $6..50 to $12. .50 Suede blouses $5 to $12..50 

All wool ski SOX $1.00 All wool zipper cossack coats $4.45 

Heavy all wool sweaters $5.00 to $7..50 Ski caps $1.00 and $2 

Twenty percent reduction on all suits and overcoats. 



F. M. THOMPSON & SON. 



College Clothes for Forty Year* 



"V» 



THE MASSACHUSETTS COLLEGIAN. FKIPAY. JANtTAKY 4. 1935 



THOMAS F. WALSH 



IIICKEY-FREKMAN Sill's 

Kight in every detail! Styled and tailored right? Yes! And priced 
right? You be the judge! Hundreds of new customers found our values 
next to unbelievable! Buy a Hickey-Freeman suit today! 



TKIO OF Ml Sl( lANS 

TO PHKSKNT l»HO<iKA.\l 

Conlintivd from l'(ifi<' 1 
Isles in a special enKanc-ment with 
Anna Pavlova ami lu-r balli-t. Thi- 
in-strununt which I'aulo (Iruppc now 
us<*s is a beautiful Andreas (luarnerius 
cello, which, down Ihroush history, 
has passed thiouKh the hands of 
famous artists of the past, and has 
on many occasions delinhti'd the t-ars 
of royalty, expccially (iucen Victoria. 
At T) p.m. Sunday afternoon, (he 

Paulo (Jruppe 'IVio will prcsin he 

f(>llowin({ program in Mowker Audi- 
torium: 

Tri") "Dunky" < >i)ii» 9t) 
entii M.iist MU'Kio 

An<luiili' 

Aiulantc iiinil.iiit.i TeiniM) <li M.mi. 

Lento Miif-torM) Vivai e 

SonaH for Ci-llo ;inil I'iaiui 

AlW-Kr" assai 

AilaKio 

Alli'Kri) ma lion iruiMm 

Trio No. 1, <>i)iis 70 

AlU-isro \ivaif e ron brio 

l^fRo assai fd exprrssivo 

I'lCSlO 



limrali 



Mn, 



Hefllun'rit 



OKHilNAL STHKTl HKS I.KKI 

Con 1 1 nurd from I'unc 1 
determine the worth whilene.ss of the 
commonwealth's invest menl. And 
moved by his faith and sincerity, the 
lawmakers went away pleducd to 
provide ten per cent of the <loK fund 
to support the college, and thus 
insure' its continuation. 



1'he Washinf>ton Irving Clazctle, the 
journalistic medium of the college, 
contains at a later period several \ 
caricatures of the manner of c(»ndu<-t- 
inn faculty meetings in the (»ld mu.seum 
as well as hurle.scjues of President 
Stockbridge. Indexes of the period 
also contain pertinent references to 
"The man with the beard 
In the hou.se by the liridge." 
the bridge being a wooden structure 
across the pond where the class cane 
rushes were held. 

My far the most colorful of the 
museum's occupants was Professor 
llasbrouck, teacher of mathematics 
and physics for nearly thirty years 
from IHBf) to 192:{. His puz/iing 
method of instruction and comments 
on student "density" furnished most 
of the professorial witticisms recorded 
by the Indi'x. while to .secure an 
! exemption from his finals was a dis- 
tinction attained by few. 

Whatever glamour that was once 
associated with this creaky structure 
has long since departed. Overcrowded 
with students and apparatus, it has 
little attraction for any except the 
wasp hibernating in its wooden beams. 



|»OM> MEMORLiL MEWAL 

AWAKI»KI» lO SlhWAHT 

Continued from Page 3 
best all-around football ability. 

On the front of the gold medal is an 
engraved football player and the seal 
of the College. The following words 
are on the back of the medal: "From 
Mas.sachusetts State College to -John 
William Stewart, 19:{6, for football 
excellence, in memory of Allen Leon 
Fond, 1920." 

This medal is the highest honor 
Mas.sathusetts State College can con- 
fer up»)n an athlete and Stewart is a 
popular choice. Johnny Stewart is 
twenty years old and is a graduate 
of Needham High School. He is a 
member of the Student Senate, and 
has been class president for two 
years. He is a three letter man, 
winning an "M" in football, basket- 
hall, and haseball. Stewart is a 
member of Kappa Sigma fraternity 
and is majoring in Social Sciences. 

Johnny was rated as a first stirng 
opponent on the Tufts all-opponent 
team picked by ('aptain Froelich. 
He was also picked as a memlier of 
the Connecticut State all-opponent 
team. 



College Drug Store Novick & Johnson 



W II. McCiKATIl, Reg. I'li.irni. 



AMIU.KSr 



MASS. 



(Custom Tui/un tx. Funiers 

Suits made to order. 

Cleaning, Pressing & Repairing 

Phone 342W 3 Pleasant St. 



CIIEMISTKY CM II OK<iAMZKS 

At the first meeting of the newly 
organized Chemistry Club held last 
night in Coe.s.smann Laboratory, the 
following officers were elected: Presi- 
dent, Francis L. Caron '35; vice- 
president, Marion T. Harris '35; 
secretary, Ce(irge R. Pease '3r); 
treasurer, Alfred K. Newton '35; 
chairman of social committee, Hamil- 
ton (Jardner '36. Dr. Walter K. 
Ritchie, recently appointed head «jf 
the chemistry department was elected 
to act as advisor to the club. 

The club plans to hold bi-monthly 
meetings during which various speak- 
ers will he invited and papers will be 
presented hy members of the club. 



Purdue is now offering a course m 
Bridge. 



Meet at 

Barselotti's Cafe 

On Draft— 

Hampden Ale and Lager 
Pabst Blue Ribbon Ale 
Croft's Ale 

Choice Wines and Sandwiches 



SC KAIMMM>K 

A 14-week old thoroughbred K.-kimo 
dog of high pedigree, whose grand- 
father accompanied Peary to the I'oJt, 
has been chosen as the Connecticut 
State College mascot, by an almost 
unanimous vote of the student body. 



Three hundred s«'nior women la ttu- 
University of ('alifornia rated a l)oy 
that never had dated a college girl us 
the best "date" on the campus. Whv 
believe the testimony of the on(-> 
involved. 



Free dancing les.sons have In^n 
offered I>oyola University freshmen so 
that they will have no excuse f,ir 
staying away from cla.ss functions 



THE COLLEGE STORE 

St't' our ii«>w t'aiiii>iiM Caleiulars 

Views of C'anipus Scenes 

Very Appropriate for 

Christmas or New Years Gifts 



TYPK WRITERS 

For Sale and For Rent 

H. E. DAVID 

Special rates for students. 



1 do believe 




/ 



de^ a// ,iee/) sapn^ . . they're milder 

— anc/ / Aear fAem say . . they taste better 



CURRENT EVENT 
OF THE WEEK 

Kead of the actlvltle* of the 
member! of the Home 
EconomiCK department. 



^aesacbu 




II. A. C. Library, 



lloUeaian 



OUTSTANDINi; EVENT 




OP THE WEEK 1 

1 




(iuining two victories at th« 




•tart of the neaiion, the 




hockey team preaented the 




niuat outnlanJinft 




performance. 





Vol. XLV 



AMHERST, MASS. Till RSUAY, JAM ARY 10, 1935 



Number 14 



Rockefeller Foundation Grants 
Fund for Studies in Psychology 



STRING QUARTET PLAYS 
AT COMMUNITY CONCERT 



Prttf. Il« K. DeSilvu ReceiveN Fund 
To Carry on InvestiilationM 



Nerve impulses, traveling at speeds 
varying from three to three hundred 
feet per second, which do not enter 
the higher brain centers but are con- 
stantly passing to and from all points 
of the body beneath the level of 
consciousness, will be studied by 
I'rof. Harry R. DeSilva as a part of 
a project which he is to carry on under 
the Rockefeller Foundation. The an- 
nouncement of a $900 grant by the 
Foundation was made last week, and 
Dr. DeSilva intends to construct a 
cathode ray oscillograph and a thy- 
ratron electrical stimulator to be used 
in the study of action currents of 
such small voltages that only the most 
delicate apparatus can detect them. 

Stimuli, from the point of view of 
Continued on Page 4 



CO ED DEBATERS PLAN 
FIVE MEET SCHEDULE 



Members of the Women's Debating 
Team are looking forward to their 
coming season with expectations for a 
successful year. Miss Gaie Whitton 
'3.'), the manager of the team, has a 
number of good debaters in her group, 
and is planning to have a schedule of 
at least five debates this year. 

No debates have yet been definitely 
arranged, but according to the present 
schedule the team will go on a tour 
during the week of the Spring recess, 
meeting the University of New Hamp- 
shire, Boston University, Pembroke 
College (Brown University), and Co- 
lumbia University. Only one meet 
Ls scheduled to be held on campus, a 
return engagement with the Columbia 
team. 



PROF. OF CHICAGO UNIV, 
ADDRESSES SUN. CHAPEL 

Addressing Sunday Chapel, Dr. 
Clyde E. Wildman, Professor of Bible 
at the University School of Theology, 
spoke on The Thirst for Righteousness. 
This thirst he said is present in every- 
one m one form or another. 

Elaborating this text in a manner 
so as to be familiar to both Christian 
and Jewish students. Dr. Wildman 
quoted from the prophets and from 
Jesus showing the similarity of the 
two teachings. Both of these doctrines 
advocate the following and the striv- 
ing continuously for highest attain- 
ments in the eyes of the Almighty God. 

A man who has sufficient to eat, 
proper clothing, and an adequate 
shelter, is not necessarily a happy 
man, because happiness comes from 
a deeper source than the mere physi- 
cal things of living. A man lacking 
in spiritual belief is mal-contented 
and lives a rather vague and listless 
life. 

"Be plucky, not happy, because 
plucky is more adequate." In other 
words, try to be content with things 
as they are and be as nearly happy as 
possible, hoping for real happiness in 
the Kingdom of God. Few are happy, 
the rest good sports and plucky. 



PROF. KELLOGG PLANS 
TO TEACH IN CHINA 



Professor Claude R. Kellogg leaves 
on February 1 to return to Fukien 
Christian University, Foochow, 
Fukien, China, as professor of ento- 
mology, the position he held before 
coming to Massachusetts State as 
Continued on Page 6 



Old Dormitory Life Lacked 

Present Day Conveniences 



Top" Clark RerountN Rxperienre.H 
of Ftirty Years Ajio 



Completion of the new Thatcher 
Hall dormitory will insure the men 
students at the college with dormi- 
tory facilities which are a far cry from 
the appointments which were in vogue 
*hcn that well known alumnus "Pop" 
f lark was one of the members of a 
ptsi generation of sturdy students at 
Mas-^ichusetts Agricultural College. 
^'r. Clark, in an interview granted 
^''fit lime ago, has recalled many of 
'h»- liardships which he had to undergo 
3t a time when, as he says, "students 
'i^ffl a simple life, but a life which. 
sfter all, was mighty complex." 

The college in those days furnished 
the students with the necessary im- 
Plernints for heating and lighting 
fooms. that is with the exception of 
'"«■! There was an excellent stove of 
the l)f Uy-warming and back-freezing 
^anety, a couple of kerosene lamps 
^"d * coal box. The coal box, it 
'*<"in.'; was usually empty, unless the 
'tuderit was willing to cart the coal 
"P se\eral flights of stairs from a 
P^'fit n the ground where the un- 
^'^Poninodating coal men were in the 
^^'^ "! dumping it. 

RiiNhind SyNtem 

'■^'r. Clark 
■banner 



comments upon the 
in which enterprising fra- 
'*rniti,s rushed freshmen at that 
^*'- He was busily engaged in 
"ekkJng up to the fourth floor of 
College one day when the 



^'orth 



^^'i^« committee of a certain fra- 



ternity happened along. They ap- 
parently saw a good prospect in Mr. 
Clark and conceived the brilliant idea 
of arranging a system of pulleys to 
haul the coal up to the top floor with 
a minimum of effort. Their interest 
I in the problems of freshmen greatly 
I impressed Mr Clark and he joined 
the fraternity 

Lighting arrangements were not 
much better Kero.sene lamps are 
messy and malodorous affairs at best, 
and in combination with the stove 
probably served to get the students 
to bed early and do their studying in 
the afternoon. 

There were no showers in either 
North or South college, either. Even 
the football players were forced to 
bathe in washtubs of the zinc variety 
in the cellar of South College. Other 
sanitary arrangements were also in- 
adequate, too inadequate to mention 
without a mild degree of embarrass- • 
ment. 

Whether or not the past generations 
of students who lived in North and 
South colleges over forty years ago 
are any better for their experiences 
than the present generation shall be 
the same number of years hence is 
purely a matter of conjecture. One 
thing that is certain, however, is that 
in forty years or so memories of North 
and South Colleges will be lost to 
antiquity and students shall be be- 
moaning the fact that predecessors 
had to be contented with unbeliev- 
ably inadequate living facilities in 
"old Thatcher" and "old Abbey." 



Hart IluiiNe (ir«>ii|> KntortHiiiM 
'ru(>Md«y Evvniiii^ 

Appearing last Tuesday evening in 
the second Community C^oncert to he 
given in Amherst, the Hart House 
String Quartet presented a program 
varied by semi-classical selections in- 
terspersed among classical music. The 
quartet has visited every province of 
Canada and the leading cities of the 
United States, as well as Europe, 
where press and public have acclaimed 
it as an outstanding exponent of 
chamber music. 

Founded in 1924 by the Honorable 

Vincent Massey and Mrs. Massey it 

has become in ten years one of the 

leading ensembles of the world. To 

Continued on Page 6 



Dr. Joseph S. Chamberlain 
to be Speaker Jan. 17 at 
Coming Convocation 

Dr. Joseph S. Chaml>erlain, Goess- 
man Professor of Chemistry, will ad- 
dress the Convocation, next week, on 
his experiences abroad at Oxford 
University in England. Dr. Cham- 
berlain, head of the department of 
Chemistry at the college, from 1928 
to 1934, sijent the year 1930-31 in 
study at Oxford. 

Dr. Chamberlain is a graduate of 
the Iowa State College. He took his 
master's degree in science at Iowa, 
and his degree of doctor of philosophy 
at Johns Hopkins University. In 
addition to his .studies in hingland. 
Dr. Chamberlain has been a student 
at the University of Berlin. 

He is the author of Organic Agri- 
cultural Chemistry and A Textbook of 
Organic Chemistry, and is a member 
of Delta Tau Delta, Phi Kappa Phi, 
and Phi Beta Kappa; the American 
Chemical Society, the American As- 
sociation for the Advancement of 
Science, and the New England A.sso- 
ciation of Chemistry Teachers. 

Dr. Chamberlain is the only member 
of the faculty, with the exception of 
varsity coaches, to be the principal 
speaker at a regular convocation 
since the inauguration of the convo- 
cation system in the fall of 1933. 

Continued on Page 3 



NEW VENTURES IN FEMININE EDUCATION 
DISCUSSED BY PRESIDENT OF SIMMONS 



STATE CO-EDS FIND 
VARIED EMPLOYMENT 



CAMPfS CALENDAR 



"1'he nohltr the truth or sentimenl. the leu 
imports the ■iuest$oH of authorship." 

' Emenon. iMtrrs and Social Aim- 



Thursday, Jan. It 

T.IW p.m. .Math riut>. .\latli. liuiUliiiK 
7.00 p.m. Frrnald Entomoloiiy Club 
7..'J0 p.m. Band rplu-arsal, Mem. Building 
S.W I) m. (iirU' Rltf club. Bowlcrr .Aud. 
Friday. Jan. II 

i!..'J0 p.m. lloclcHy. ( olgate at Syracuse 
7..'',0 p.m. Home K< onomics Dance. .Mem. 

BiiiKlinK 
.Saturday, Jan. \i 

L'.'ii) p.m. Ho< k>'y. Hamilton at Clinton 
•i.fXJ p.m. SwimminK. Wcslryan, Pool 
4.(X) p.m. Home E<onomic8 tea. Homestead 
Js.flO p.m. Ba<k.tbiill. Williams at Williams 
Sunday, Jan. I.t 

tt-W a.m. <:ha[)el. Dr. Henry l rane 
.'J fM) p.m. Radio concert 
.'):«() p.m. Sunday \'espers, .Mem. BuildinK 
Tuesday, Jan. IS 

2 :iO p.m. Hockey. Northeastern at Boston 
4 ».'. p m. Student Scientific Conference 

I ornmittee. Memorial Building 
7 i>il p III History-Sociology Club, Hort. 

.Man. Building 
7.(X) p.m. History-Sociology .Meeting, 

Seminar Room 
7 (XJ p.m. Social Science Club. Senate Room 
•S (W p m. Men's Glee Club. Mem. Building 
Wednesday, Jan. 16 

H.IK) p m. Basketball. Conn. State, Cage 
Thursday, Jan. 17 

ll.(X)a.m. Convocation, Dr. Joseph 

Chamberlain 
6.4.5 p.m. Skiing films. Bowker Auditorium 
Thursday, Jan. 10 

7.00 p.m. PhysiM Club .Physics Lab. 



Massachusetts State co-eds form an 
ambitious and versatile group if one 
may judge from the number of girls 
engaged in work and the tyi>es of 
work represented. Although Miss 
Margaret Hamlin, placement super- 
visor, is kept very busy fulfilling re- 
quests for work, approximately one- 
half the girls either have been em- 
ployed at some time during the fall 
or are now employed. 

Due to the fact that ERA funds as 
well as department funds are avail- 
able this year, opportunities for work 
are greater than they have been in the 
past. However, some girls have posi- 
tions in the town which do not come 
under these funds. 

There are many varieties of posi- 
tions. They range from purely tech- 
nical positions as laboratory assist- 
ants to those of a clerical nature. 
Practically every department on cam- 
pus uses student labor to some extent. 
Among those using the most girls are 
the Home Economics department and 
the library. In the former, work 
consists of filing, compiling illustrative 
material, clippings, and setting up 
material for lalMjratory experiments. 
Library work includes desk work, 
mending and typing to mention a 
few duties. 

Whenever possible an attempt is 
made to give girls work in a depart- 
ment which is their major or closely 
related to it. For example, education 
majors have an opportunity to work 
on tests and measurements, those 
majoring in home economics assist in 
the home economics laboratory. 

There are a limited number of op- 
portunities for girls to work for room 
and board, or either one of these. 
Some of the girls are placcid in faculty 
families, others in private homes with- 
in reasonable distance of the college. 
Such positions are not advised for 
freshmen because it is felt that they 
need the time for studying. 

Other positions include stenography 
and typing in various offices, filing and 
recording datn, correcting papers, as- 
sisting in laboratories, proctoring in 
Continued on Page 3 



IloHtl «»f Loadiiiii Woiuhii'm Colloile 
.i<l<lreMNt>M Cunvoeiitioii 

"The aims of lilx'ral and vocational 
education are not antagonistic; each 
is incomplete without the other. In 
the higher education of the future these 
phases of education must he so inte- 
grated as to develop the whole girl 
and enable her to make a larger con- 
tribution to the progress of the social 
order." With these words. Dr. Ban- 
croft Beatley, President of Simmons 
('ollege, concluded his address at 
this morning's convocation, where he 
addressed the student body on the 
topic "Higher Education for Women 
- A New Venture." 

Dr. Beatley reviewed the entire 
development of colleges for girls and 
co-education, giving as a background 
the contrast between the traditional 
concept of the appropriate position of 
women in the social order, and the 
changes in the life of women brought 
by the coming of the industrial 
revolution. He disclaimed the idea 
that complete equality between the 
sexes has yet been achieved, saying. 
Continued on Page H 



DR. HENRY H. CRANE 
IS CHAPEL SPEAKER 

Dr. Henry Hitt Crane, of Scranton, 
Pa., will addreaa Sunday Chapel, 
January 13. Dr. Crane is a graduate 
of Wesleyan University, having re- 
ceived his B.A. degree in 1913. In 
1916 he received his D.D. from Boston 
University School of Theology, and 
again in 1921 from Depauw Univer- 
sity. He was ordained a minister in 
the Methodist Episcopal (church in 
1916. During the war he saw service 
overseas as chaplain in the United 
States Army. Dr. Crane has held 
many parishes in New England and 
is, at pre.sent, pastor in one of the 
larger churches of Stranton, a posi- 
tion he has held since 1928. 

Dr. Crane is a very popular speaker 
throughout Pennsylvania, and hia 
meetings are exceptionally well at- 
tended. Dr. Crane is especially inter- 
ested in young men and women and is 
active in the Y.M.C.A. 



The Roving Reporter 



THE SENATE IS CONSIDEFtINC THE PURCHASE OF A COLLEGE 
MASCOT. WHAT IS YOUR SUtlGESTION? WHY? 



Captiiin of Swiininiiii^ 



Millmr Tirrell '.T> 

Yes. A water spaniel. 

Jack Stiirtevant '.*WJ Cnptiiiii-olert of Foot ball 

Surely, because a colorful mascot is good publicity. 

John ConHohitti M.> Ciiplain of Ba.Hol>iill 

Yes. It is a tradition followed by the leading colleges - so why 
can't we have a ma.scot which would l>e .symbolical of this college? For 
example a falcon which signifies intelligence, swiftness of action, and 
undaunted courage that is a stumbling block for many of its larger foes. 

KriieNt JaworNki '3.» Captain of HaNketball 

No. Too much expense to feed a cow. 

William I>«viMM.> Captain of BiiMkothnll 

I think it is rather ridiculous because the college seems to have 
trouble enough trying to take care of its athletic teams without attempt- 
ing to feed a mascot. 

Carlton FinkelNtein '3.» AM»«t. Mftr. of Football 

Yes. A porcupine no one will tread on him and he will always be 
a thorn in our opponents' side. 

Rirhard Konnrtt '36 Xptnt. .M^r. of Hotkey 

No. Which team would have it when two of our varsity teams were 
playing at the same time? 

Alfred E. Cox 3rd 

No. I believe we can win without a mascot. 

Wallare ThompHon '3.> Manager of BaMball 

Yea. It is always a good thing to start a tradition. 



1933 .Mftr. of Sorcvt 



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News 
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ANNE BERNSTEIN '35 
FLORENCE SAULNIER '36 
GERTRUDE VICKERY '36 
MARGUERITE LEDUC '36 
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DONAl.D DONNELLY '36 
BYRON lOHNSON 37 
ROlx.ER C. SMITH 'M 
FKEDEKICK h. LlNDsTROM '3S 
PHILll' B. SHIEE '37 



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Athletics 

CHARLES ESHBACH '37 
WALTER GURALNICK '37 
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approval the preview of his first great 
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whieh, you will soon find out if you 
deign to read further, will not -J pre- 
sented by the Roister Duisters. 



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on Jan. 9 at 5.30 o'clock. Mrs. Cance 
was pre.sent and she spoke on the way 
holidays are celebrated in various 
countries abroad. Miss Betty Muther, 
Student Christian Movement repre- 
sentative, was also present. 



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EDITCI^IAL 

THE VALl K AM) NKKI) OF A RKAIUNCJ PEKIOI) 

Tli«> ruiuint^ fiiiiil «'xiiiiiiiiatiuiiM 

Last week the Collegian questioned ten professors on the need and value 
of a reading period before the commencement of the final examination period. 
A large majority of the professors stated that there was a definite need for a 
period of suspension of classes before final examination week, which should 
be devoted t(» preparation for the examinations. Unquestionably, it is the 
unanimous opinion of the student group that they should be given a few days 
free from attendance at cla.sses in order to study for the examinations. In 
the present plans, classes will continue through Thursday, January 24, and 
final examinations will begin the following day, Friday, January 25, and 
continue for one week. In our opinion, this method is unfair and disadvan- 
tageous to both the professor and the student. 

Tlu' si tun I ion In tlio I'list 

Last year, many complaints were voiced by members of the student and 
faculty groups about the lack of time to prepare for final examinations. In 
previous years, the examination period followed directly after the close of 
clas.ses. The students felt that they were being rushed into the examinations 
without proper preparation, and thus their standard of work in the examin- 
ations was not as high as it would have been if they had had a few days to 
make a careful preparation. The faculty argued that they did not have time 
to finish up the class work properly before the final examination material 
was thrust upon their hands. 

Are M.S.r. Studi'iitH Overhiiriieiit'd? 

The entire basis for an argument for a reading period at this College is 
based uptm the point that students on this campus are overburdened with 
too many classes and too much required work. A comparison of the credits 
reveals that Massachusetts State students carry at least one more course 
than do the students at other eastern colleges. At the same time, the ma- 
jority of these colleges have reading periods before finals. As we see the 
situation, the latter part of the semester is much more difficult than the first 
part; profes.sors who have not proceeded through the plan of their course at 
a constant rate of speed, rush through the last two weeks, in a frantic effort 
to cover the required work; harassed students struggle with this sudden 
avalanche of material; and semester papers and notebooks must be com- 
pleted Iwfore final examinations. 

The <>l>j«-«tion 

Opponents of a reading period believe that many students would waste 
time during the suspension of clas.ses, and not do anymore studying than if 
examinations began at once. Our argument to this comment is that college 
education is voluntary. It is up to the student himself to study or not to 
study. It is quite true many students would waste the time during a reading 
period by not studying at all. However, we believe that this type of student 
is far in the minority. Most students have a suflficient sense of responsibility 
and a desire to learn, to take advantage of an additional opportunity to ac- 
quire more knowledge through a better preparation. 

Our PrupoNni 

We believe that this college under the present plan of final examinations 
beginning the day after the end of classes, is not being the most efficient pos- 
sible. We feel that a better type of work would be accomplished by the 
student group in final examinations if they were given a little time to sit 
down and make a proper preparation for the examinations. We feel that the 
scholastic standard of the college would be improved, the burden on the part 
of the student and professor would be lessened, and each would accomplish 
more efficient work. We believe the following plan would be most effective, 
and an experiment should be made: Suspend cla.sses on Tuesday, January 22, 
giving the students two complete days to make a more complete preparation 
for the examinations beginning on Friday, January 25. 



DEATH OF OLDEST (IRADl'ATE 



The death yesterday of George Leonard, eighty-five, the oldest living 
graduate of the College, and for many years a leading light in jurisprudence 
in western Massachusetts, recalls a famous story from the past. Mr. Leonard 
was the captain of the now almost mythical six-oared crew that won the first 
intercollegiate regatta at Ingleside, in 1871. The six Maroon and White 
stalwarts sent the name of the college through the country, smashing the 
world's record for the three mile course in defeating Harvard and Brown. 
In 1929, Mr. Leonard received belated recognition for his athletic prowess, 
when he was awarded a varsity letter at a Varsity Club breakfast given in 
his honor. Indeed the college has lost a colorful figure and a valuable friend. 



THE IDLE RUMOR 
By Reinaerd 

Act I 
The curtain goes up and we see our 
hero, Oscar, seated at a table figuring 
out his income tax. One can ascertain 
quite readily that Oscar is a very 
patriotic young man for as he works 
diligently over the long columns of 
figures we can hear him tunelessly 
whi.stling the "Star Spangled Banner." 
Oscar, by the way, is one of the few 
persons who knows the name of the 
other .senator from Ix)uisana. 

As the act progres.st>H we see our 
hero growing nervous and fidgety. It 
seems that he has put an ad in the 
Lonely Hearts Column and is expect- 
ing a visit from the girl he is about to 
marry. In due time a young lady 
introduces herself to the scene. She 
tells Oscar her name is Sally, but that 
her friends call her Pyramid because 
she is bigger at the bottom than at 
the top, the significance of which may 
be gained by looking at her feet. 
Oscar questions the young lady very 
closely regarding her state of health 
and she finally rather tearfully admits 
that she is troubled with water on the 
knee. This in no way deters Oscar's 
intentions of marriage, however, for 
he overcomes the situation by telling 
her that the only thing she has to do 
to get rid of water on the knee is to 
wear pumps. 

Of course Oscar, being a man of the 
world, feels the need of beginning a 
series of .social relations with Pyramid 
so he invites her to attend the Camera 
fight. But Pyramid refuses. She says 
she will be embarra.ssed because Car- 
nera is going ♦o fight Baer. Oscar 
does not see the point, so they turn 
on the radio and listen to a blow-by- 
blow description of a sneezing contest. 

.kt II 
Act II takes us to Oscar's home 
some months later. It is plainly .seen 
that he no longer needs a rubber band 
to keep his bankroll together. Pyra- 
mid is crying sadly as the curtain goes 
up. Suddenly Oscar dashes in. "Pyra- 
mid," he cries, "I am at la.st engaged 
in remunerative travail." 

At this Pyramid is all in a fizz. 
"What doing?" she eflFervesces. 

"I have a job as a rag man," says 
0.scar, getting down to character, 
"and I'm sure to prosper because my 
boss tells me that that's one line of 
work that's constantly picking up." 
The two love birds dance round and 
round until all at once Oscar stops 
suddenly. One can hear a noise that 
sounds strangely like a cement mixer 
in distress as he .seems to be thinking. 
The climax of the play is reached as 
Oscar utters softly enough for even 
the doorman to hear, "Wifie, what's 
this I hear about your being unfaith- 
ful to me?" 

"Ah, Oscar," she says, "'tis nothing 
but an idle rumor." 

"Ha ha," he retaliates, "so you've 
been taking in roomers." And he 
rushes off to the other room in search 
of a villain. Sadly enough he finds 
one. There is sound of a scrap for a 
while; then all is silent. 

"Pyramid," he calls from off-stage, 
"is this fellow double jointed?" 

"Not that I know of," she bleats 
back. "Why?" 

"Well if he hasn't, I've broken his 
neck!" Of course Pyramid and Oscar 
separate as the act ends. 

Act III 
There has been quite a lapse of 
time between the second and third 
acts. Oscar has prospered very much 
in the rag business and has gained a 
great amount of respect in his com- 
munity. In fact he is running for 
congressman in order to lose the 
respect. As the curtain goes up we 
see the house of Jerry Mander, a 
politician, where Pyramid is working. 
Hoofbeats sound off-stage and we see 
Oscar come riding up. Incidentally, 
he is still in love with Pyramid. He 



Girl's basketball practice started 
Monday, Jan. 7. Two practices with 
at least six players must be held \m- 
fore the first game. It has been an- 
nounced that the nights for practice 
are Mondays and Tuesdays at 7 p.m. 
in the Drill Hall. The .schedule of 
games to be played is as follows: 

Fil). Alpha LiiinlKla Mil vs. Sinnia Hi-la t lii 

6 1»:*.'> vs. liCJH 

13 Lambda Delta .\lu vs. Phi Ztta 

13 .Ml-Sorority vs. Non-Sorority 

20 SiKiiui Beta Chi vs. Lambda Ot-lta Mil 

20 19:*H vs. 19:J6. 

27 Phi Zfta vs. Alplia Lambda Mu 

27 19:<7 vs. 19:J.'. 

Mar. 6 Sigma Bt-la Clii vs. Alpha Lambda Mu 

6 19:J.'> vs. 1<.»36 

13 Laml)da Delta Mu vs. .\lpha Lambda 
.Mu 

13 W.i'i vs. 1938 

20 1(»:{6 vs. 19.3K 

20 ,\ll-Sorority vs. Non-Sorority 

All games will be played at 7.15 
at the Drill HaU. 



At 8 o'clock, Friday night, Jan. 11, 
the Home Economics Club will hold 
a "vie" party at the Memorial Build- 
ing. 



On Saturday, Jan. 12 at 4 o'clock, 
the Home Economics Club will spon- 
sor a tea for the members at the 
Homestead. Miss Helen Hodgdon, 
the pre.sident of the Home Economics 
Club at Farmington Teachers College 
in Maine will be the speaker and she 
will talk on the Home Economics 
Club there. 



liiMtury-SfM'inlui^y Club 

There will be a meeting of tiie 
History-Siiciology Club, Tuesday eve- 
ning, Jan. 15 at 7 o'clock in the Social 
Seminar room of the Horticultural 
Manufactures Building. The Inter- 
national Relations Club Paper will In. 
on the "Plebescite of the Saar Valley. ' 
A paper will also be read on original 
research by a student entitled "The 
Importance of the Old Hadley to 
Boston Road." 

Skllnii FIlniM 

There will be a showing of two ski 
films under the auspices of the State 
College Outing Club, in Stockbridj^e 
Hall, Thur.sday, Jan. 17 at 6.45 p.m. 
One of the films is of the Pecket Ski 
School with illustrations of the various 
ski turns by Harold Paumgarten and 
Sigfried Buckmayer, Au.strian pro- 
fessionals. The other film shows 
Paumgarten and Buckmayer running 
the Richard Taft trail, one of the best 
ski racing tn-iilc in the I'^aal. 

These films are made available 
through the courtesy of the New 
Hampshire State Development Com- 
mission of Concord, N. H., and the 
Western Massachusetts Winter Sports 
Committee. 

Concert 

The Community Concert in North 
Adams has been changed from Jan. 7 
to Jan. 14. 

Social Si'ience Club 

Dr. McPherson, head of the Bel- 
chertown State Hospital, will addres.s 
the Social Science Club at 8 o'clock 
Tuesday evening in the Senate Room 
of the Memorial Building on the 
subject, "The Menace of Feeble- 
mindedness." 



On Dec. 15, Lambda Delta Mu 
held a formal dance in honor of their 
new pledges. The affair was held at 
the Lambda Delta Mu house and 
the Lord Jeff Serenaders furnished 
the music. Patrons and patronesses 
were: Mr. and Mrs. C. Rice, Major 
and Mrs. Watkins, and Mrs. Damon. 



lambda Delta Mu held a Christmas 
party at the sorority house on Dec. 16. 



On Jan. 4 Sigma Beta Chi held a 
formal dance in honor of their new 
pledges. The affair was held at the 
Lord Jeff and Ross Nel.son's orchestra 
furnished the music. The chaperons 
were Mr. and Mrs. Van Roekel, Dr. 
and Mrs. E. Radcliffe and Mrs. 
Broughton. 

On Jan. 4, Phi Zeta held a "vie" 
party at the sorority house for mem- 
bers and pledges. Chaperons were 
Prof, and Mrs. Fawcett, and Prof, 
and Mrs. Phillips. 



On Sunday evening, Jan. 6, Phi 
Zeta gave their pledges a supper at 
the sorority house. The pledges en- 
tertained following the supper. 



Phi Zeta entertained at dinner on 
Wednesday, Jan. 9, a visitor to the 
campus who is investigating the 
opinion of the student body on the 
current Peace Movement. 



Fcrnnid Ent. Club 

The Fernald Entomology Club will 
meet Thursday, Jan. 10, in Fernald 
Hall, at 7 o'clock. Mr. S. S. Cro.s.s- 
man of the gypsy moth laboratory in 
Greenfield, will speak on "Gypsy 
Moth Work." A report of the ento- 
mology meetings at the American 
As.sociation for the Advancement of 
Science in Pittsburgh will be given by 
Vernon Bell *35. Anyone intere.sted 
is invited to attend. 

SiiiKliiy Vespers* 

William Simpson, who has been 
called a modern St. Francis becau.se 
of his courageous living of Christian- 
ity as he .sees it, will speak at the 
Sunday Vespers in the Memorial 
Building, at 5.30 p.m. Mr. Simpson 
spoke on this campus last year. 

L.\NDSCAPE CLUB 

Tht-re will be a meeting of the Landscape Club 
Thursday cvpninK. Jan. 17 at 7.30 p.m. at Wilder 
Hai:. Prof. Wautjh will stx-ak. .Meeting oiK-n w 
all. 



tjAe ^crapbook 

Renewing a practice discontinued 
five years ago, the Williams College 
1935 baseball squad plans to spend 
the spring recess in Princeton, N. J- 
The men are to be the guest,« of 
Princeton University, with whom two 
games are scheduled. 



The pledges of Phi Zeta elected as 
secretary and treasurer, Betty Streeter 
and Eleanor Fahey. 



On Wednesday, Jan. 9, Sigma Beta 
Chi sponsored an Abbey tea. 



has come to ask the politician to aid 
him in his race for the congressional 
seat, but as he dismounts he is at- 
tacked by the politician's dog and it 
is the dog who wins the race for 
Oscar's congressional seat. 

Pryamid, at the sound of the con- 
flict comes out from the house and 
saves Oscar by grinding the Great 
Dane into the dust with the heel of 
her left shoe. The two become love 
birds again and the play ends with 
their rendition of the song which 
strikes the keynote of the whole play: 

Dubarry was no lady; 

Cleopatra's ways were shady. 

But they were, the histories show. 

Interesting girls to know. 



The 1936 Olympic committee will 
include basketball as one of the inter- 
national competitive sports. While it 
is a foregone conclusion that the 
United States will win in this .^port. 
the addition of basketball to the 
international sport program will do 
much to spread the court game abroad. 



President Robert Maynard Hutch- 
ins of the University of Chicago is 
the youngest president of a l;*""^* 
institution of learning. His ne^ edu- 
cational plan, under which a student 
may progress as rapidly or as slowly 
as his abilities determine, has been 
acclaimed as the greatest advance «> 
educational progress in recent ye^ 
In 1929, President Hutchins conferred 
an LL.L. upon his father, who is also 
an educater. 



Dr. Walter WUliams, preside nt o 
the University of Missouri, '"^ '^^ 
only college president who wa> "^^ 
graduated from a college. 



WILLIAMS OPENS HOOP SEASON; 
NATATORS TAKE ON WESLEYAN 



Little Three Champs 

To Start Veteran Five 

1 Maying against an all-veteran five, 
thf Massachusetts State College bas- 
kfthall team opens its season, this 
Saturday night, in a game against 
Williams, at William.stown. The Royal 
Purple will have the added advantage 
of having already engaged in compe- 
tition against Union C'ollege of S<he- 
nt'itady. 

The Caldwell men present an un- 
usually strong team this year. The 
five men who brought the Little 
1'hree championship to the Berkshire 
College last year, will all see service 
again. In addition to these five stal- 
warlH, Coach (Charley Caldwell has 
(w't n working out with .some very 
cipable sophomore material in the 
iniM<ii» of Sheehau, 'teller, and Arni- 
.stroug. These three are slated to see 
plenty of service in the ensuing games. 

Captain Alex Kroll, who scored 103 
points in the 1934 campaign, will lead 
his teammates into action from his 
forward position, while being as.sisted 
greatly by Pete Salsich and Buster 
Navins, both brilliant meml)ers of 
la.st year's combination. Nick Holmes, 
who has already proved his effective- 
ness on the gridiron against State 
teams, will be another performer who 
m:'y cause the Statesmen considerable 
truhle. In the backcourt, Dick 
F(irbes will again face the Maroon 
and White. 

Three I.M'(tf>rin4>n 

The Taubemen will also be well 
fortified in the way of veteran ma- 
terial, with at least three lettermen 
slated to start. Co-captains Krnie 
Jaworski and Bill Davis will be at 
their respective guard and center 
positions, while Johnny Stewart, an- 
other of the 1934 unbeatables, will 
play at his left forward position. The 
other two posts may or may not be 
filled by lettermen. 

Nassif and Lehr are the possibilities 
for the floor guard position, while 
either McConchie or Barr, a sopho- 
more, will start at right forward. 
Nassif and McConchie have Imth 
been members of the Maroon and 
White hoop team, while Lehr and 
Barr will be newcomers to the State 
line-up. 

In the game against the Williams 
team last year, the Statesmen emerged 
victorious by a score of 45 to 35. 
ThLs year's team goes into the Purple 
game without having tasted competi- 
tion, and while still in the formative 
stage, will be playing against an ex- 
perienced and veteran combination. 

Although it would hardly be sound 
to expect anything like a second 
toasiHutive undefeated season, the 
Statesmen should give a good account 
of themselves this year. 



FRESHMEN TOP SENIORS 
TO ANNEX CLASS CROWN 



Immediately following their 24-11 
victory over the Sophs, the freshmen 
hoopmen downed the Seniors with a 
24-14 victory last Friday night. Fran 
and Fred Kiel and John Bush were 
the mainstays of the freshman team 
^i which Bokina and Osley also fea- 
tured. 

Obviously outclassed, the Seniors 
*fre held to four tallies from the floor 
hy the efficient guarding of the 
winniiiK yearlings. 



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ROGERSMEN TO FACE 
POWERFUL OPPOSITION 

With but three outstanding men on 
his first official swimming team. Coach 
Jo.seph R. Rogers Jr. looks with 
doubting anticipation towards the five 
remaining swimming meets this sea- 
son. Next Saturday afternoon the 
Maroon and White .swimmers will 
meet a powerful Wesleyan outfit. 

Captain Hill Tirrell '35, Merrill 
Welcher '35, and Chick Cutter '37, 
can be counted on for about 25 
points in mo.st any meet. But there 
the State swimming strength ends, 
unless some hitherto unnoticed mer- 
man appears. On the Wesleyan team 
which comes to Amherst next Satur- 
day afternoon, there are what were 
formerly New Knglands' foremost prep 
.school .swimmers: Siegle, a distance 
man, Degnan. a dash man. Pullman 
in the backstroke, and Merz in the 
breast stroke. 

Admi.ssion for the general public 
will be 40 cents. Students will be 
admitted with their student activi- 
ties tickets. 



Taubemen To Meet Conn., 
Amherst, and Wesleyan 

(Joing into action for the first time 
of the season on its own floor, the 
Maroon and White basketball team 
plays three games at home against 
Conn€?cticut State, Amherst, and Wes- 
leyan, on January 16, 19, and 23, 
res|>e<'tively. 

In the first game of their .s<'ason, 
the Connecticut State combine out- 
scored the American International 
College quintet, of Springfield, 39 to 
27. Gold and Litman, forward and 
guard, respectively, were the out- 
standing men for the winners, chalk- 
ing up ten points each. 

Amherst and We.sleyan, the other 
two teams to be seen at the State 
cage, were both victims of State's 
powerful machine of 1934. In two 
games against the Lord Jeffs, the 
Tauliemen won 43 to 38, at Amherst, 
and 28 to 27, at M.S.C. Against 
Wesleyan, another member of the 
Little Three, the Statesmen fared 
somewhat better, gaining a .'39 to 31 
victory. Conn. State was also toppled 
over by last year's team, by the score 
of .37 to 31. 



TRACKMEN PREPARE FOR 
HARD WINTER SCHEDULE 

This winter's track schedule, which 
includes three relays and four dual 
meets, is one of the most ambitiou.s 
running projects ever undertaken at 
this college. The relay .squad made 
up of the capable veterans, captain 
Glenn Shaw, Ted Kerr, and Bob 
Lincoln, and some promising sopho- 
mores, Fred Whittemore, Jack Dobby, 
Frank Greenwood, and Owen Hrennan, 
practices daily for the opening K. of 
C. meet, to be held at the Boston 
Garden, January 26. The team selec- 
ted will race against many New 
England colleges in the one mile 
relay. As the first meet with Boston 
University does not come until Feb. 
23, many men who participate in the 
running and field events have not 
reported, and a.s yet the full strength 
of the squad cannot be determined. 



**Statc-Sportlioht" 





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Williams at Williamstown 




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Colgate at Syracuse 




12 


Hamilton at Clinton 




15 


Northeastern at Boston 
(tentative) 
Swiiiiiiiinit 


Jan. 


12 


Wesleyan, here, 3 p.m. 



VARSITY SWIMMING 



Mass State 
Bowdoin 



24 K 



Wlitit our s«*li«>tlul«4l o|»|»unt'n(M 
lire d(»iii|t. 

Rhode Island State basketball out- 
fit, displaying first class basketball, 
overwhelmed a Holy Cross quintet 
at Kingston to the count of 51-34. 
The contest was even through the 
first part hut the Keaneymen opentni 
up in the last half and rapidly drew 
away from the Worcester U?am. John 
K. Martin was high scorer with 17 
points. 



The Physical FIducation department 
announces the following men ineligible 
in their respective s|H>rts for inter- 
fraternity competition: 

Trtifk. Shaw, Dobby, Whitte- 
more, Lincoln, F. (Jreenwood, (). 
Brennan, Stepat, Murray, W. Gillette, 
Proctor. 

Swiiiiiiiiiii^. Tirrell, Welcker, 

Hovey, Thurlow, KIdredge, Libbey, 
Pratt, Clarke, Lothrop, Wood, Chase, 
Cutter, Hodder, Fisher. Thorndike. 

BiiNketball. Davis, Jaworski, Mc- 
Nally, Moseley, Stewart, Crowley, 
Filipkowski, Barr, Consolatti, (ienest, 
Thayer, Na.s.sif, Muller, McConchie, 
Bongiolatti, Conant, Allen, Allen, 
Lehr. 



About twenty freshmen answered 
Coach Derby's call for candidates at 
the Physical F^ducation Building last 
Thursday. Outside meets will be an 
innovation in freshmen track this 
year. On February 23, as a forerunner 
to the varsity meet, the freshmen will 
race the Koston University frosh. 
Besides the interclass run other met'ts 
will be arranged with Stockbridge and 
the Amherst freshmen. 



on 



J3.50 



^ ^cooperative basis. Board is 



PiT week. 



1>K. JOSKIMi C'llA.MKKKLAlN 

CONV<KMTION SI>KAKKK 

Continued from Page 1 
After serving as an instructor in 
chemistry on the faculties of Iowa 
State, Johns Hopkins University, and 
Oberlin College, Dr. Chamberlain re- 
turned to Johns Hopkins to .serve as 
research assistant to Profes.sor Ira 
Rem.sen. 

By 1907, Dr. Chamberlain was chief 
of the cattle food and grain investi- 
gation laboratory of the United States 
Bureau of Chemistry. From this post, 
after graduate study abroad, he came 
to Massachu.setts State in 1913 as 
Aiwociate Professor of Organic and 
Agricultural Chemistry. 



Springfield College, State opponent 
this year in basketball, has met 57 
colleges in that game. Vermont U. 
and Connecticut State are the two 
teams which have met Springfield 
the greatest number of times, twenty- 
one games having been played with a 
Vermont team as the opponent, and 
twenty games with Connecticut State 
providing the opposition. Nineteen 
of the 57 colleges played have never 
defeated Springfield on the basketball 
court. 



Sextet Takes Measure Of Brown 
And M.LT. In Opening Games 



Corcoran and Bull 

Score in 4-2 Win 



Opening the winter sports season, 
the Maroon and White hockey team 
exhibited a fast and very effective 
type of play to hang up a win over 
the highly toutcnl Brown sextet at 
Providence last Friday night. Freddy 
Corcoran, flashy right wing, and Fred 
Hull, second line wingman, combined 
to do the scoring and insure the first 
State hockey victory since a Maroon 
and White sextet downed Colgate 
13-5 on February 10, 1933. 

The Statesmen showed good hockey 
and seemed to have taken good ad- 
vantage of the Christmas recess prac- 
tice sessions held in Stoneham. C«)ach 
"Red" Ball started a team compo.sed 



HOCKEY MENTOR 




LORIN E. BALL 



Colgate University officially dedi- 
cated a new .$2000 outdoor hoard 
track last Saturday afternoon. The 
new track is a tenth of a mile and has 
a 75-yard straightaway. At the same 
time, the Colgate graduate manager 
of athletics announced that Colgate 
has purchased a sixty-acre site in 
Hamilton upon which will be con- 
structed a new varsity football stadi- 
um, expected to seat between 15,000 
and 20,000. 



Yale College was accepted to mem- 
bership on Jan. 5 in the New England 
Intercollegiate Soccer League to which 
Mass. State belongs. Harvard's .soccer 
manager presented the league with a 
perpetual trophy, and after its accep- 
tance by the league it was in turn 
presented to Anxherst College, this 
year's league champion. Other col- 
leges now in the league are Harvard, 
Yale, Brown, Amherst, Wesleyan, 
Dartmouth, Connecticut, Springfield, 
and Williams. 



of Captain Roger Blackburn at center, 
Bill Brown at left wing, Fred Corcoran 
at right wing, Freddy Murphy at left 
defense and Dave Ro.ssiter at right 
defense, while Jimmy Valentine was 
in the nets. 

Play throughout the whole game 
was close with the State outfit showing 
surprising power against a hard fight- 
ing lirown team. Ka<;h team scort^d 
once in the first period, Henshaw 
counting for Brown after ten minutes 
and fifteen .seconds of the period had 
elapsed, and Fred Bull evening the 
count just before the period came to 
a close. 

Two-thirds through the second peri- 
od, Corcoran sneaked a shot past 
Skillings and put the SUitesmen in the 
fore. But a determined Brown effort 
met success four minutes later when 
Benton, Brown left wing, started a 
beautiful pa.ss to Smithson, his right 
wing, and Smithson pushed the puck 
past Valentine. The pt^riod ended with 
the two teams deadlocked at two all. 
In the final period, the Statesmen 
put on steam in an endeavor to break 
the deadlock. Right at the beginning 
of the session, Corcoran evaded .several 
Brown players and .scored to give 
State a lead. State staved ofT the 
desperate attempts of the Bruinians 
to knot the count and Fred Bull rang 
up another goal at the thirte<>n 
minute mark to make things sure. 

That complettid the scoring and, 
with Valentine stopping everything 
that came his way, the game ended, 
Massachusetts State 4, Brown 2. 
The Statesmen showid a fine brand 
of hockey with a fast s«'cond line of 
Fred Bull, Ben Wihry, and Bill 
Johnson alternating with the first 
forward combination. In the last 
period, the Statesmen forced the battle 
right to the Brown goal and Corcoran 
scored to be followed by Bull's second 
score. 

Mass. Stale Brown 

Valentine, K g. .SkJlliiiK-i 

kossiter, rd hi. H. ( . Mart 

Murphy. Id vl, Chapin 

Blackburn, c c, K<-rins 

Corcoran, rw Iw, B<-tit<in 

Brown, Iw rw, Smithwin 

Score: .Maifs. State 4, Brown 2. 
(foalf4 stored: 

First [M-rltxl: Henshaw. 10:1.'); Bull. l."i:0(). 
Second i«Tio<l: Corcoran, ll;l.'i, Smithson 
(Benlonj, lH;:j.j. 
Third p«'rir>d: ( orcoran. 2:»0; Bull, i:{;(ll). 
Spares: .Mass. Stale Bull, Johnson, Wihry. 
Brown Butler, Applfyard, .Newman, Simpson, | 
II. K. Hart, IJuiin. Shcplii-rd. Ilun'.haw. , 

Referees: Ilalloran and Hughes. 



BEN WIHRY'S TWO GOALS 
PROVIDE WIN MARGIN 

Serving notice that Massachu.s<'tts 
Slate ('ollege has a hockey team which 
mus be reckoned with, the Maroon 
ami White sexU-t turniHi back a 
rugged Ma.ssachusetts Institute of 
Technology outfit, 2 to I, on the 
Colleg*' Pond Saturday afternoon. 
As in the game with Brown at I'rovi- 
dence, a decision was not reached 
until the third period. Ben Wihry 
scoretl his s(>cond goal of the game 
midway through this session and in- 
sured a .State win. 

The game started ofl" as rather a 
lifeless affair but both teams soon 
warme<l up and before the final 
whistle it developed into an aggres- 
sive tilt. Neither team was able t«) 
make nuuh progress in the first H<>ssion 
and it iippeared as though the |M>ri«Ml 
would end without a score, when 
Franklin Parker, Tech right dt'fense- 
man, lifted the puck over (ioalie 
Jimmie Valentine to ring up t>ne point 
for M.I.T. Jimmy had just made a 
lM>autiful diving save on one shot and 
was unable to receiver. Parker had 
no <lifliculty scoring after he received 
tlu' puck on a pass from Forshurg, 
Tech left wing. 

The next tw<) sessitms carritnl plenty 
of action with the Maroon and White 
continually carrying the assaults 
through the Tech defense right to the 
g«»al. As the end of the second canto 
was coming to a clow, Ben Wihry 
emerged from a mele<' right at (he 
Tech goal and guided the puck past 
.Steiger. Tech goalie. Coach "Red" 
Ball con.stimtly shifted the Stale 
forwards and the Maroon and White 
play(>d at high speed throughout the 
wbol<> contest. 

Half the final pericMi had elaps4>d 
Ijefore the deadlock was broken by 
Wihry. He sUirted on a l>eautiful 
solo, evaded all the Tech team, and 
scored after circling the Tech net. 
This gave the Maroon and White the 
necessary jioint to break the tie and 
it provtjd to be the winning count. 

Freddy ('orc-oran went through the 
entire Tech team on another si>lo 
later in the period ttnd had no trouble 
caging the puck, but the whistle 
nullified the scon-. The Statesmen 
successfuly protet-ted their lead until 
the end of the game, easily turning 
back frantic Tech efforts to s<-ore. 
The scoring efforts of Ben Wihry and 
the all-round hockey of Captain Roger 
Bla<:kburn featured the State playing, 
while Forsl)erg and Parker excelled 
for Tech. 'I'he lineup: 

M. I. T. 



rw, Driscoll, Ilcalcy 

rw, Stiles 

c. I.<-inoii. C'ohen 



ManN. .Stuti* 

Itrown, Mull, Iw 
Klliott. Thai k«-r, Iw 
lilai khiirii, Wihry, c 
Con iiraii, Jnhiisoii. rw 

Iw, Mathiasi, Korsburn, Sliipp«?r 
.Vlurphy. Id nl, I'arki-r, WintMjr 

Ko-siter, Bull, rd Id, Notman, Goodwin 

Valentine, c g, Stciicer 

Store: Ma.ss. State 2, Tech 1. 

(ioals wored: 

First iM-rlo<l: Parker (Forshurg), I'.Ml. 

S-iond ixTJod: Wihry. l«;:i.'i. 

Third in-riod: Wihry, H:O.V 

Ri-frrMM; Oowd and Myrick. 



STATK C«>-KI>S FINI> 

VAItlKI> K.MI»OV.\IKNT 

Continued from Page 1 
the Abbey, and office duty in the 
Abbey and Draper Hall. Not a few 
girls are employed in s<jfority houses, 
there iNfing alK>ut thirty working at 
the pre,sent tim«* in a total of four 
houses. 

One girl is an a.ssistant in the 
chemistry laboratory, anothc^r in bac- 
teriology, one in the agricultural 
economics department, one works in 
the Treasurer's office, several in social 
sciences and education, several in the 
News Service and Alumni office. 
Three girls are engaged as swimming 
assistants, one in s<jientific drawing, 
another helps in the infirmary, «me is 
a musician, still another is in the 
phone exchange, one in community 
library work, and several have helped 
in Scouting. 

Of the 136 girls who have been or 
are employed approximately fifteen 
art! freshmen, thirty-one are sopho- 
mores, forty-five juniors and thirty- 
two seniors. 






\ 



IV 



J. 



TOE MASSACHUSBTT8 COLLEGIAN. THtRSDAY. JANtARY 10, i«35 



THE MASSACHUUrrrS COU.EfilAN. Till KS1>AY. JAM'AKY l». ni.t' 



Home Economics Majors Practice 
Essentials of Clothing Design 



Clothing and textileH, one of the 
divisions in the department of Home 
Kconomics, \h not primarily concerned 
with the actual construction of gar- 
ments Rather, the euiphahis is placed 
on the extensive discussion, planning, 
and selection that precede this con- 
struction. Miss Hriggs, assistant pro- 
fessor in the department of H<»me 
Economics, maintains that "the most 
poorly made garment may also be 
most beneficial in the instruction of 
the Htudent." 

Several courses in clothing and 
textiles are open to girls whether or 
not they are majoring in the depart- 
ment. At the very beginning of her 
college career, the freshman "home 
ec" major studies t:lothing selection. 
She first learns in what consists the 
"right thing" to wear, and then she 
makes a careful study of herself antl 
her classmates that she may deter- 
mine what colors and textiles are most 
suitable, and hence, most flattering 
to her. 

I'm' of MiileriiilH 
For a knowledge of the quality of 
materials and how to buy them, the 
co-ed turns to the textile course. 
Here she develops a true interest in 
fabrics, especially those historically 
common to this section of the country. 
In this connection one recalls the 
sudden and intense revival of the i 
once-fashionable and popular paisley. 
No matter what the manufacturer 
may call it, it still remains paisley. In 
addition, the girls learn to appreciate 
tapestry, old lace and new lace, and 
the quilts that grandmother still re- ] 
members how to make. 

From an artistic point of view, the , 
sophomore course in applied design is 
the course for sheer enjoyment. Italian 
hemstitching, leather work, weaving, 
and block printing are but a few of 
these leisure-time activities which the 
student masters. 

As a junior, the home economics 
major advances to a semester of 
clothing selection and construction. 
How to express oneself by one's 
clothes! That is the focal point of the 
whole semester's work. In short, she 
learns to choose the right fabric for 
the right design for the right girl. In 
acquiring these "rights" the student 
combines design ideas, makes her own 
flat patterns, and the decorations 
which are to go on the dress. The 
present class of twenty-two girls has 
Continued on Page 6 



Enrollment Begins 

In Ten-Week Course 

Beginning for another year, the 
ten-week short course has already 
enrolled twenty-three in its Dairy- 
Bacteriology and Greenskeeping 
courses. Because some of the courses 
are offered in alternate years, regis- 
tration this year is not expected to 
reach last year's total of 158. 

Hanging in age from twenty-three 
to fifty years, more than half of the 
students last year at some time had 
had college training. Most of them 
came from Massachusetts. A large 
percentage of the groups enrolled in 
the five-day forestry course for CCC 
foremen, which was and is the only 
one of its kind offered by any college. 
Like several of the other courses, it 
is short but very intensive. 

The Dairy-Bacteriology course is 
always filled to the maximum and is 
the best of its kind offered by any of 
the New Kngland land grant colleges. 
It is one of the two courses that run 
for the full ten weeks. 



FORMER STATE STUDEST 
TO BECOME MISSIONARY 



Miss Bradley, who will discontinue 
her services as Assistant 4-H Club 
Leader, at a meeting held in the 
Farley 4-H Club House Sunday eve- 
ning, spoke on her future trip to 
India as a missionary. At the end of 
this month, she will liegin studying 
in New York until June. Early next 
fall she will sail for India under the 
auspices of the American Board of 
Foreign Missions. In India, Miss 
Bradley will teach English and later 
home economics in an established 
school there. 

I Mi.ss Bradley is a graduate in the 
1 class of 1931. While in college here 
! she was a member of the Women's 
Student Council, president of the 
Y.W.C.A., member of the combined 
Musical Clubs and Chorus, and served 
on the Collegian staff. She is a mem- 
ber of Phi Kappa Phi. 



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Views of Campus Scenes 

Very Appropriate for 

Christmas or New Years Gifts 

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Custom Tailors & Furriers 

Suits made to order. 

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PROF. DeSlLVA TO 
CARRY ON STUDIES 

Continued from Page 1 

the layman. Dr. DeSilva points out, 
are recognized only when they reach 
the higher levels of the nervous sys- 
tem, and register definite pleasant or 
unpleasant sensations. Work by the 
modern school of electro- physiologists 
has shown that the nervous system is 
more than a complicated system of 
switchboards, wires, receivers, and 
transmitters; it is no longer to be 
compared with a telephone system, 
but rather to a wireless plant. The 
stimuli and sensations with which 
the individual is most familiar travel 
along certain definite paths, but the 
minute charges of electricity which 
are at work below the level of con- 
sciousness know no bounds, and move 
forward and backward in intricate 
patterns. It is these action currents 
which Professor DeSilva intends to 
study, for it is the.se, he believes, 
which may have an important part 
in the make up of what is known as 
"personality." 

Professor Paul Weiss, noted nerve 
physiologist at the University of 
Chicago, has visited Dr. DeSilva in 
Amherst, and has offered to send him 
some of his own salamanders with 
specially grafted limbs, that he may 
study the motor action currents in 
nerves which are performing functions 
for which they were not originally 
intended. Dr. DeSilva intends to 
pick up propagated disturbances in 
the nerves of human beings by means 
of especially designed hollow needle 
electrodes which do not injure the 
subject, and by means of photographic 
equipment to make records of wave 
patterns on a nine inch cathode ray 
tube. 

From the practical .standpoint. Dr. 
DeSilva believes that this work may 
lead to the explanaticm of hitherto 
unexplained phenomena. Is it po.ssible 
that minute charges of electricity 
may be responsible for the differences 
in individuals in regard to their 
abilities and activities".' "Muscle 
Readers," now considered as strange 
people who can determine what an 
individual is thinking or if they can 
come into physical contact with that 
individual, may have exceptional 
powers of insight because of the 
presence of large amounts of body 
electricity. The explanation of the 
fact that the natives of South Africa 
can hear and take messages from drums 
which the ear of the white man cannot 
detect may come with the unlocking 
of knowledge about what goes on 
below the level of consciousness. 

Criminologists are more than mildly 
interested in the newer developments 
in electrophysiology, for in this field, 
methods are being perfected which 
will detect the slightest deception. 
The Keeler Polygraph, the psycho- 
galvanometer, and now the pneumo- 
graph and oscillograph, have func- 
tioned nearly perfectly in bringing 
guilt and deception to the surface. 
Evidence secured by scientific devices 
cannot be presented in a court of law, 
but many private institutions employ 
"lie detectors" to put their houses in 
order. A Chicago bank, in running a 
polygraph test upon its employees to 




TROUSERS DON'T MAKE 
THE MAN 

American womanhood is in a ski- 
suit on the Ma.ssachusetts State Col- 
lege campus this winter. This current 
phenomenon is the result of a terrific 
contest between the Ma.ss. State 
climate and the Mass. State men for 
the girls' favor. Climate is king, and 
the men are out in the cold. 

Cold or hot, the men are not able 
to get away from the manifestations of 
the phenomenon, for the ski-.suit8 are 
now the thing to wear on any occasion 
on campus more gala than a funeral. 
There is, however, one important 
exception to this custom. Ski-suits 
are not to be worn while skiing. Let 
it be repeated for those few misguided 
individuals who have been .seen actu- 
ally wearing them while skiing. The 
campus, the classroom, convocation, 
and the dining hall are allowed to 
resemble the advertisements of steam- 
ship companies depicting the joys of a 
winter in the Alps, but on skiis 
never. 



trousers. Yet, when faced with the 
choice of appearing pleasantly pleasing 
to their public or of going through the 
winter without freezing to death, men, 
they cast your opinion aside. 



In ski-suits the girls can laugh at 
the Mass. State winter merrily ha, 
ha — for it is always summer in a 
ski-suit. Several of them are fooling 
their public by wearing long winter 
woolies under the suits. They realize 
that in a skirt this would anjuse 
comment, but in a ski-suit no one u 
going to know the difference. 

It is not true that the suits are being 
favored especially by those wliose 
underpinning is not up to par, the 
theory being that what he doe.sn't 
know won't discourage him, and the 
ski-suits cover everything but their 
noses. The girls admit that they look 
all woolly and a yard wide in the ski 
suits. They don't want to wear the 
suits except when the cold is with u.s. 
That means the suits are worn s«'ven 
days a week. 



This good advice is for the 7 out of 
10 who, by actual count in several 
classrooms, are wearing them. Bright 
greens and dark browns are favored 
this season with a sprinkling of scar- 
lets and blues. Half the women drape 
the trousers over the shoes. The other 
half don't bother. 



Why do they wear the things? You 
may well ask. Thou.sands have. Has 
this something to do with the war 
between men and women? No. It is 
older than that. It is older than 
Reinaerd's stories. It goes back to 
the beginning of time. It is the 
weather, all weather in general and 
the Mas.sachusett8 State ('ollege 
weather in particular. Men, the girls' 
secret is now your secret as part of 
our service to subscribers. 



The girls know that their figures arc 
not shown to best advantage in ski- 



The effect of the suits on the gentle- 
men has been of more than u.sual 
interest. They are agreed that a few 
of the suits are done justice by the 
girls, but they are not any too enthu- 
siastic over the appearance of most 
of them. They a.ssert that their 
aesthetic sense is being outraged. 
Typical comments of undergraduates 
are quoted as accurately as possible 
under the circumstances. 

"Why do they take such advnatage 
of the generous cut of the trousers?" 
inquired one youth. 

"But they look like blimps going 
around looking for a place to land!" 
exclaimed a lad still in his 'teens. 

A particularly cutting remark lingers 
unpleasantly with the hearers yet. 
After watching the girl he had been 
rushing go past in her new ski-suit, 
the man turned a tortured face to his 
friends. 

"Did you ever see a barn-door 
walking? Well, I did." Then he 
broke down completely, and had to be 
led away. 



seek out the embezzler of $r>000, not 
only secured the confe.ssion of the 
guilty man, but found nine other 
employees guilty of petty larcenies. 
The psycho-galvanometer is held in 
high esteem in a certain eastern 
university, both as a piece of lalwra- 
tory apparatus, and as a "special 
examiner" of suspected students. 

Professor DeSilva's work with the 
cathode ray oscillograph shows possi- 
bilities of being useful in the field of 
criminology, and may find itself an 
integral part of the police court and 
the Massachusetts State College Honor 
Council. 



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Fraternity House Equipment 



Paints 



That, then, is the result of the 
battle between the elements and man 
on the Mass. State campus. The girls 
had their choice, and they yielded 
They regard their own comfort more 
highly than they do a beautiful land 
scape. The finer feelings of men have 
been trampled on and crushed by those 
whom they had regarded as si.sters. 
just as their good president asked 
them to when each was still a fresh- 
man. Only a spark remairus. Can the 
three out of ten who have clung to 
the ideal counteract the effect of the 
seven who have strayed? Time alone 
will tell. 



The men are not singing "California 
Here I Come" as an idle gesture. 



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51 Pleasant Street 
On way to Postoffice 
Eyes Tested 
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at short notice 



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The College Candy Kitchen 

Choose from our assortment of confectionaries 
to eat while you study. 



CLOTHING AND IIARERDASHERY 



FOR COLLEGE MEN 



E. W. SWITZER 



Paulo Gruppe Trio 
At Social Uuion 



President Of Simmons 
Addresses Convocation 

Continued from Page 1 
in part, "In spite of the rapid develop- 
ment of higher education for women, 



,7Ae Scrap/jook Un'<l"e Collection Possessed By Dr. Alexander 

' Gathered From World-Wide Sources 



By Bernard S. Stepner '37 
'Ihe Paulo (Jruppe Trio gave 

rnncert of chamber music last Sun- \ 7"- D" 'V" "^"••"^»"^ "• , , .. 
conif- A J-. • ferionty has not been completely dis 

day afternoon m Bowker Auditorium. ' 

llu program comprised three num- 
Ur>. Hvorak's Trio, Opus '90, Al- 
fredo Casella's Sonata for violoncello 
and Piano, and Beethoven's Trio 
No. 1. Opus 70. 



William J. Bingham, athletic di- 



rector at Harvard College, is quoted Resulting fri)m m-arly thirty years 

the ancient concept of woman's in- j '" ^"""^ '^''*"" '^'^ address befon- the Of study by Hr. Charles P. Ai.xander. 

annual banquet of the Anu-rican profe.ssor of entomology, his private 

pelled. Women are not readily ac- •''^•"tball Coaches As.sociation: colleition ()f trane flies. as.s.Mnbled 

cepted in the older professions, nor in ! "l'>^i"B •" " world confu.sitl by from nearly all corners of the earth, 

the highest ranks of business. Women ' ''""*'• fi>itJ>t«>r». ""fi unscrupulous has long since achieved a reputation 

demagt)gues. it is not surprising that extending bi-yond its sources. In a 

some of those influences have inani- recent interview, Dr. Alexander gave 



have the vote, but they cannot com- 
pete on even terms with men in 
political life. The idea of "polite" 
L(,ng before the close of the opening education as especially suitable for 
Trio from Dvorak, the three musi- girls still persists in practice, though 
^lans disclosed extremely few indi- the nece.ssity for recognizing vocation- 
vidual and collective abilities of not- al objectives has gained strength in 
able merit. Miss Camille Gruppe, | the women's colleges in the last few 
the \iolinist, drew a weak, unclean years. 

loiK' and revealed an inadequate "When seen in perspective, higher 
technique. Mr. Paulo Cruppe proved education for women is a new venture. 
hims. If a cellist of rather common As such it must preserve its experi- 
.Kill He displayed a rough tone and mental character. Culture must Ik- 
,n unfmished style. In addition, Mr. made to function in the home, the 
Cruppe's tone completely covered the lommunity, and in the personal life 
tonal efforts of his partners; and this of the graduate. Preparation for occu- 
comment is one of the most unfavor- pational life must Ik- accepted as an 
ahlf that can be made in view of the es-sential part of higher education." 
fact that the important requisite of \^ reviewing the establishment of 
easenible playing is that no single institutions for the higher education 
part .'^hall be more prominent than of women. Dr. Beatley first discu.ssed 
any of the others. Of the three per- the position of woman in society. 



fested themselves in sport. We are 
confused as football coaches. We 
wonder how much our job dt'pends on 
intelligent c{)aching, and as the .sca.son 
progresses, we actually find that we 
are jubilant when an undefeated team 



a brief account of the manner in 
which it has bi-en built up simi- its 
inception in 1906. 

The collection includes a singU' larne 
group «)f flies but is almost unique 
even among the great museums of 



iormers, Miss Hazel Gruppe, the 
piani.st, showed the most competence. 
How<'ver. the entire trio does not 
sfem to have developed a distinct 
composite personality. It is careless 
in accent, inflexible in phrasing, un- 
clear in tone production an un- 
graceful and loosely strung perform- 
ing body. 



CO-El> NOTES 

The pledges of Sigma Iota have 
fleeted Martha Kaplinsky as their 

secretary. 



W'.A.A. has announced the All- 
I State lo-ed soccer team. The follow- 
ing are the members of this team: 
|(;, R. Noyes '36, rf. S. Putnam '35, 
If K. Fay '35, rh. M. Bullard '36, 
nil M. Kiggs '36, Ih. H. McMahon '37, 
r*-, J. Sargent '35, Iw, R. Pellis.sier '35, 
In M. Harris '35. li. L. Fun '37, 
K. Fillmore '37. 



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"At the dawn of history, the con- 
ditions of life e.stablished what has 
become the traditional concept of the 
appropriate position of women in the 
social order. The chief function of 
woman was the rearing of children. 
Since her life was necessarily limited 
to her immediate surroundings, she 
failed to develop the capacity for 
group action. As a result, men 
acquired prestige at the expense of 
women. The education of women was 
confined to the rudiments necessary 
to her more limited and more personal 
life. What we have come to accept 
as the ideals of womanhood physical 
charm, modesty, chastity, docility, 
and efficiency in the home-making 
arts were merely created by the 
exigencies of the social situation. It 
was but a step to the acceptance of 
the concept that women were not 
only physically inferior to men, but 
mentally and socially inferior as well." 

For a twenty-five cent fee, students 
at St. Thomas College, Minnesota, 
insure themselves against being called 
upon in class. 



has lost a game, lu-cause we have the world in the high proportion «>f I h( 
already dropped a couple and are 
wondering if our jobs are safe. 

"Too many boys are being urged 
to go to college '» play football, and 
unless college administrations make 
the game of college football incidental 
to a college degree, we might just as 
well face the fact that we are doomed. 
You cannot blame the schoolboy star; 
you cannot blame the coach; but you 
can blame the institution which makes 
recruiting a condition of the employ- 
ment of the coach. 

"You may mark my word that 
unless we become con.scious of the 
place of college football in a college 
program, we shall cea.se to have any 
standing among educators, and we 
shall be held in contempt by lovers of 
amateur sport. 

"All I have said is in defense of 
college football and college football 
coaches. We are at the crossroads. 
We cannot confuse amateurism with 
professionalism. We cannot put teama 
out on the field lal)eled with the name 
of a respectable college unless the 
players are truly representative of the 
standards of the college." 



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According to an announcement 
given out by Dean F>ne.st C. Marriner 
of Colby ('ollege, five or more genera- 
tions of American ancestry are one of 
the recjuirements for twenty new 
.scholarships of $100 each to Imj 
awarded annually by Colby College 
iK'ginning next fall. This unusual 
requirement is due to the stipulations 
contained in the will of the benefactor 
whc l)equeathed the fund. 



College enrollment this year in t la- 
United States is only a little iiehind 
that of the "prosiM-rity plateau" of a 
dozen years ago, according to the 
annual report of Dr. Raymond Walter, 
president of the Univ. of Cincinnati. 
Full-time enrollment is 5 percent 
ahead of last year, while freshman 
registration has increased by 14 per 
cent, the survey further revealed. 



known species that it includes. Thus, 
out of the 6800 species of thest> flii-s 
in the world, the collection contains 
more than 6000. The next largest 
collecti<m of these flies, that «»f the 
British Must>um, London, is a little 
more than a third as large. The 
results of the study of this great .series 
of crane-flies have bi-en published in a 
series of more than 400 re visional and 
systematic papers. 

Primitive K«>riiiM 
For the uninitiated, it may be 
stated that crane-flies are long-legged, 
mosquito-like flies, looking much like 
overgrown gnats but entirely diflferent 
in habits. These flies are very ancient 
and authentic apecimena have t)ei*n 
found as fossils as far back as the 
Palaeozoic age, some 200,000,000 years 
ago. The crane-flies of the Baltic 
Amber, some 40,000,000 years old, 
were studied by Dr. Alexander some 
years ago. The specimens are lM>auti- 
fully preserved and every detail of 
structure can Ih" examined und«*r the 
microscope, quite as satisfactorily as 
specimens taken today. Crane-flies 
are the more primitive' types of the 
in.si'ct group that contains the com- 
mon species of hous(> flics and mos- 
quitoes. Hence, their study has ad- 
ditional value in relation to higher 
forms. 

Soiirvi'M of f '«»ll(>etioii 
A specialized collection of this 
magnitude is built up in a variety of 
ways, of which a few of the mon; 
important may be indicated. First, 
the irollections made by the special 
student, these lM>ing restrict«*d in most 
cases by inability to trav«?l in many 
parts of the world. A trip to tlu- 
Rocky Mountains last summer added 
about fifty 8|H'cies to the collection. 



Second, the purchasi> of s|M>cimenH 
from collectors in remote regions of 
the world. A small sum per sp<-cimen 
results in s<>curing many noteworthy 
s|H'cies. The collection made in Min- 
danao and ("eleU's by Mr. CharU-s F. 
^'lagg '27, were among the most re- 
markable niad»' by any professicmal 
collector in reii'nt years. 

Third, and most ini[>ort:tnt, the 
priviU'ge of retaining duplicate sp«'<'i. 
mens from a ".series" .s»'nl Iti the 
special stud(>nl for identification. 
Museums in many parts of the world 
si'nd their crane-flies for delerminat ion. 
A lew of the most interest int; such 
.series in rec»>nt years include the 
Prime William of Swiulrn collections 
made in tlu> volcanic gorilla counlry 
of tlu' Kastern ('ongo and including 
many new species; the Dr. Srcn Hdiin 
collect ion.s made on the ( 'liina Tibet 
border at very high altitudes; the 
fleannil collections from the high 
mountains of Fast Afric.i, and the 
McMillan Labrador coll(>ctions of 19.34, 
the two last named having been just 
received for naming from the Paris 
Museum and the Unil«>d States Na- 
tional Mus4-um, respe«'tively. 

The great value of any particular 
«ollection of in.sects lies in the numlM^r 
of ty|M« sp(H-imens it containa, the 
type being the particular sp<>cimen 
from whit h a species is de.scrilN'<i as 
new to science. The colle<-tion of 
crane-flies discuss4>d is very rich in 
tyjM's, more than 4(MM) s|M>cies, origi- 
nally des(rrib<>d by Dr. Alexander, 
iH'ing represent(>d by type material. 
The ultimate disposition of this col- 
lection is still undeciiled but w^veral 
institutions in Ann*rica and Kuro|)o 
have indicated interest in the matter. 



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We are official outfitters for Ski and 
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women. Full line of ski pants, 
parkas, coats, turtle neck sweaters, 
\skii boots, snow boots, ski mitts and 
twenty colors in stock. Ladies' ski 
pants 2.95 up. We pay bus fare. 

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(Near Depot) 



Drop in and see Bill and Al 

And have a steak or perhaps just 
a sandwich and colTec al 

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Meet at 

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Thurs.-Fri.Jan. 10 I 1 

Claiidelle ('<»ll»<>r( 

in Fannie Hurst's 

"I.MITATION OF I.IFK" 

with 
Warren William N<«d Spjirks 

«/.so 

Will Osborne and Orchestra 

Te«hnicolor Lowell Thomas 

Sat., Jan. 12 'l'u<<> finlnn's 

l.tiiir«-l iiiiii lliirdy 

in their new lull length comedy 

"KAKKS IN IOVI.AM»" 

and 

"C'llKATINii C'lIKATKIIS" 

with Fay Wray and others 

Plus ('artoon Fox News 

San.-Mon.-Tui's., Jan. l.J 14-15 

The All-Arnerican Musical 

"<:<H.I.F<iK KIIYTIIM" 

With Joe Penner, Lanny Ross, 

Mary lirian, Lyda Rob<;rti, others 

and 
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Sportlight, "Good i^idminton" 
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Does your typewriter need cleaning or repairs? 

Bring it in then ~ or call Amherst 688 

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THE MASSACHUSETTS COLLEGIAN. THIRSDAY. JANIARY 10. 1935 



THOMAS F. WALSH 



DON'T TAKE A »*BACK-SEAT" IN STYLE 

Wear Hickey-Freeman clothes and you will always be in style. 
For Hickey-Freeman tailors are style setters. 



SlKlNCi QIARTET PLAYS 

AT rOMMI NITY CONCKKT 

Continued from Page 1 
quote Eugene (JooHHens, eminent F^ng- 
lish compowr and conductor, "Its 
members achieve an ensenible which 
not only stamps them as fine musician-s 
but equips them for the entire reper- 
tory of the string quartet from Beet- 
hoven to Bartok. Their progressive 
spirit, and their enterprise where new 
music is concerned, gives them an 
especially authoritative voice in its 
performance." 

The program follows: 

String Oiiartct in (i Major. Opus :{, No. .i Haydn 
I'ri'sto 

S-rcnade 
Minuet 

I'rt'sto 

StrinK yuartet in A Minor. Opus H. No. 1 

Andante cxpressivo— Allegro Sthumann 

Scherw) 
Adagio 

I'reslo 
Londonderry Air «ri./«f 

Molly on tlie Short- Crain^fr 

Flowers of the Forest MiEwfti 

"Sir Roger de Coverley*' nridnt 

By Bernard S. Stepner '37 
The Hart House String Quartet 
gave a concert Tuesday evening in 
College Hall before an enthralled 
audience. The four virtuosi from 
Canada Messieurs deKresz, Adas- 
kin, Blackstone, and Hambourg 
presented at this concert, the second 
in the present season's Amherst (Com- 
munity Concert series. 



To "Papa" Haydn is given much 
of the glory of establishing the basic 
principles of string quartet writing, 
which fornrcd the foundation for the 
later efforts of Mozart and Beet- 
hoven. Haydn's facile pen has left 
us over eighty examples of this form 
of composition, all of which, of 
course, are not of equal merit. Haydn 
was a violin pupil of Porpora and loved 
his instrument. His thorough knowl- 
edge of technic occasionally finds vent 
in a surprising brilliancy of the leading 
violin part as compared to the work 
assigned by him to the other three ^ 
instruments. Feeble as his early i 
quartets (of which the one played j 
Tuesday is one) appear to us, he 
made steady progre.ss in his art and j 
among his late quartets are many , 
gems with the master's inimitable 
settings of jocose humor, not infre- 
quently tinged with the deeper hues 
of pathos. Here the lower parts begin 
to show some of the vigor and free- 
dom previously only allowed to the 
first violin. Best known of his later 
string quartets is "The Kaiser Quar- 
tet" containing the air of the Austrian 
Festival hymn with variations 
which variations the Hart House 
Quartet generously added as encore. 

The Schumann quartet played be- 
longs to the standing repertoire of all 
string quartet organizations. It is 
music from the heart in the best vein 
of the composer of "Kreisleriana,'. 



"Frauenliebe und Leben," and the 
Piano Concerto, a little aphoristic in 
form occasionally, as he is in many of 
his piano works, lacking the broader 
outlines of the classical quartets, but 
delightfully human and spontaneous. 
Through all its numbers the Hart 
House Quartet was in mastery of every 
resource, in command of every style. 
Before it the reviewer does not dwell 
upon the primary virtues of quartet- 
playing. These went for granted, 
while the four from Canada enlarged 
or refined upon them. Rather, the 
listener thrilled to the lightness of 
phrase and accent, pace and tone, 
with which they sounded Haydn's 
lighter movements; the grave and 
poignant sonorities with which they 
set forth Schumann's Adagio move- 
ment. Loyal to Bridge, they softened 
none of his alleged "modernities"; 
only fused them into a music that in 
performance leapt with his rhythms 
or strode with his power. Thence to 
McEwen's melodious calm. Whatever 
it undertook, the Hart House Quartet 
sensitized, vitalized, charactered. 



FKOF. KKLLCMiCi PLANS 

TO TKACii IN CHINA 

Continued from Page 1 
assistant professor of entomology and 
beekeeping in 1931. 

At the university, a Chinese co- 
educational institution, Prof. Kellogg 
will teach entomology and beekeeping 



part of the time. He will also serve 
in the extension service, and do re- 
search work. 

In comparing the attitudes of the 
Chinese students and of those on the 
State campus, Professor Kellogg spoke 
of the American student's interest in 
sports and lack of participation in 
politics. The condition is reversed in 
China where the students take an 
active part in political demonstrations 
and have to be forced to participate 
in athletics. 

Since the prejudice against the 
students taking part in sports has 
lessened, the men at the university 
have developed into superior basket- 
ball and tennis players. Baseball has 
been hampered by a lack of room up 
to the present time. 

Prof. Kellogg is an honorary life 
member of the American Museum of 
Natural History, a member of Phi 
Sigma Honorary Biological Society, 
an associate member of the American 
Association of Economic Entomolo- 
gists, a fellow of The Peking Society 
of Natural History, and a member of 
the North China Branch of the Royal 
Asiatic Society, of the China Society 
of Science and Arts, and of the Apis 
Club, London. 



PRACTICE KSSENTIAi>» 

OF CM>TiIINCi UKSICIN 

Continued from Page 4 
constructed forty-four dresses, a fact 



which undoubtedly accounts fur the 
sudden outburst of new and interest- 
ingly-fashioned dresses about the 
campus. 

However, only senior girls who are 
particularly interested in clothing are 
allowed to continue with advanced 
clothing problems. The seven girls 
who are now working on these prob- 
lems do all their own designing, make 
their own patterns, and, of course, 
make their own garments. The .stud- 
ents are primarily concerned with the 
correct use of unusual fabrics in the 
creation of unusual products. As 
practical problems, the girls make a 
flat pattern dress, a make-over and a 
lining project, and, as the goal of all 
past clothing work, a problem in 
draping is executed. In commenting 
upon the latter project, Miss Briggs 
explained that "draping is the mo.st 
flexible and most difficult of all de- 
sign. When the draping has been 
completed, however, a student has a 
feeling of great satisfaction in having 
constructed something unusual and 
wholly expressive of her own per- 
sonality. 

"From the financial point of view," 
she concluded, "one of our aims in 
clothing is to make a dress costing 
five dollars (average cost of each dre.s8 
made this year) look like one of 
twenty-five dollars." 



Did you ever notice . . in a roomful of people . . the 
difference between one cigarette and another.. aw^ 
wonder why Chesterfields have such a pleasing aroma 

Many things have to do with the aroma 
of a cigarette . , .the kind of tobaccos 
they are made of. . . the way the to- 
baccos are blended . . . the quality of 
the cigarette paper. 




IT takes good things to 
make good things. 
Someone said that to get 
the right aroma in a cigarette, 
you must have the right 
quantity of Turkish tobacco 
—and that's right. 

But it is also true that you 
get a pleasing aroma from the 
home-grown tobaccos . . . 
tobaccos filled with Southern 
Sunshine, sweet and ripe. 
When these tobaccos are 
all blended and cross-hle?ided 
the Chesterfield ivay, balanced 
one against the other y you get 
a flavor and fragrance that's 
different from other cigarettes • 



Ct'RRENT EVENT 
OF THE WEEK 

Read the entire fttiul Usue 
put uut by the 
present edilora. 




U. A. C. Library. 



/llbaeeacbu@^^»i£oUcgian 



OlIT.sr\NI>IN(; EVENT 
OF THE WEEK 


The elet'lliin irf u new board 

of etillorN (or (he 

Colleilluti. 



VoL XLV 



AMHERST. MASS. TIIl'RSI>AY. JAM AKY 17, I93r> 



Numbar 15 



Varsity Club Quartet Scheduled 
For Performance Tomorrow Night 



RELIGIOUS COUNCIL 
PLANS CONFERENCE 



An ever popular group will return 
to campus tomorrow evening at 7 p.m. 
with the appearance of the Varsity 
c'lub Quartet of Boston on the Social 
Union program. This musical organ- 
ization has visited the campus a 
number of times, notably in 1932 and 
last year. 

Made up of William Clifton, tenor; 
Cieorge Wheeler, tenor; A. Ralph 
Tailby, baritone; and Ralph Isensee, 
bass; and accompanied by Earl 
Weidner at the piano, the quartet has 
been received favorably by the entire 
student group of all of its previous 
appearances. 

The program will consist of both 
solo and group numbers, opening with 
a rendition of three songs by the 
quartet. Mr. Weidner, who is ar- 
ranger as weU as pianist for the group, 
will render an organ solo. 



GLEE CLUB TO GIVE 
PROGRAM TONIGHT 



The Religious Council will once 
more bring a distinguished guest to 
the campus for a three-day conference 
with the students. Dr. Charles W. 



NEW HEADS ELECTED FOR COLLEGIAN 
BOARD OF THREE EDITORS TAKE CHARGE 



ijii.irti't 




Lift Thine Kyes 


/.(i*;ii« 


Bird of tlif W'ilderncsa 


Horsman 


LauKhinK Cavalier 


Sanilfrsiin 


T. iKir Solo 


SeUitfd 


George Wheeler 




Quartet 




Liebestraum 


Us--I 


Organ Solo 


SeU(Ud 


Earl Weidner 




Tt-nor Solo 




Uuna 


M,(i$U 


Duet 




Cradle Song 


KftiiUr 


Trio 




Dinah 


Pufuliir 


Quartet 




The Ohject of My Affection 


I'lipular 


liaiitone Solo 


Stlti If J 


A. Ralph Tailby 




Quartet 




March of the Grenadiers 


Sihfrt: inner 


Old Faithful 


Piipiitar 


One Alone 


Komhi-rt; 



DR. McPHERSON SPEAKS 
TO SOCIAL SCIENCE CLUB 

Dr. Mcpherson of the Belchertown 
State Hospital addressed the Social 
Science Club Tuesday evening on 
"The Menace of Feeble-mindedncss." 
The facts of the subject, which indi- 
cate an increasing menace to society, 
were revealed. Belchertown State 
Ho.spital is one of the many public 
hospitals which guide the feeble- 
mind«'d through life. The public 
must change its attitude toward 
f«-l)le-mindedness if a very serious 
condition in society is to be checked 
in time, according to Dr. McPherson, 
who is well-known for his extensive 
work and who has spoken on campus 
manv times. 



On Thursday night, Jan. 17, the 
Glee Club will present a concert at 
the Neuro-Psychiatric Institute in 
Hartford, Conn. The program will 
be composed of selections by the Glee 
Club and by the Quartet and solos by 
James Kerr, Mr. Stratton, and George 
Hartwell. 

The men's quartet is composed of 
the following students: James Kerr 
'36, Dante Zucker '35, Miles Boylan 
'36 and Benjamin Kohn '38. 

The program will be as follows: 

I. GLEK CUB 

John l'e«-l 
Shadow .Man li 
KollinK Down to Kio 

II. JAMKS KERR 

Caro Mio Ben 

III. MR. STR.VTTON 

I'oisMin.s d'Or 

IV. QIARTKT 

Steal Away 

O .Mary I>on't You Weep 

Nut Brown Maiden 

V. GK0R<;E IIARTWKLL 

MoonliKht and Routes 

VI. GLEE CLI:B 

The Uing Day Clones 
Lumberman's SonK 
An Old SoHK Ke-iUi.K 




Virtue Never Unrewarded 
Asserts Chapel Speaker 

Dr. Henry H. Crane challenged the 
superstition that "If you are good, 
you get your reward; and if bad, you 
get repaid" when speaking at the 
cha|x-l st^rvices last Sunday. Dr. 
Crane, a pastor of the Methodi.st 
Kpi.scopal Church in Stratton, Pa., 
cited in his discussicjn that virtue is 
its own reward, a .scenario that he 
wrote showing the opposite fact as 
true which was rejected by producers 
as unreal. 

"One does not get a material re- 
ward for lK!ing good, but rather a 
certain satisfaction which is enough 
reward in itself." Dr. Crane is repaid 
for iK'ing a preacher by coming in 
contact with the great dramas of life. 
With two stories he explained that if 
everything was alright, there would 
l>e no God; but as everything is not 
perfect, there must be a God. 

The speaker .said that a person 

cannot attain a higher level of life 

Continued on Page 6 



Dr. Charles W. Gilkey 



DR. BROOKS, EARLY OPERATOR OF COLLEGE STORE, 
INTERVIEWED ON METHOD OF HANDLING BUSINESS 



Anything from a postage stamp to a 
gooey ice cream concoction can now 
** supplied by the College Store. But 
there was once a time in the history 
f>f the college when the store was 
nothing more than a hole-in-the-wall 
affair that supplied stationery, text- 
Iwoks and kerosene and occa.sionally 
featured an extra special delight such 
8s mnple sugar or grapes. The facts 
ahout the College Store as it existed 
iior' than sixty years ago are well 
fetal ltd by the venerable Dr. William 
^ l''r>K)ks who, when he was a student 
hen in 1873, was one of the first 
optTifors of the store. 

Hrooks first took charge of the 

< store in the spring of 1873. 
at time the store was entirely 
It owned and operated. Its only 

< lion with the college was that 



coll... 

■\l :• 



rt occupied a room in the southeast 
corner of North College. It was the 
""ly ;!Kency on campus handling text- 
''ooks, hut was prevented from charg- 
'°g f xorbitant prices by the publi.shers 
»ho v< t the retail prices for the books. 



On special occasions the students 
were able to purcha.se maple sugar. 
Grapes were also sold when in sea.son. 
These were the only forms of eatable 
or luxury handled. Tobacco, .soft 
drinks, candy and ice cream were un- 
known commodities. There was no 
opportunity for a student to loll 
about sipping malted milks and de- 
generating into drugstore cowboys. 
John l>. Rofkefrller 

Kerosene was perhaps the largest 
commodity sold at that time, selling 
at the fancy price of fifty cents per 
gallon. Dr. Brooks recalls that during 
the period he operated the store, the 
Rockefeller enterpri.ses reduced the 
price of kerosene by a substantial 
amount and since the store was the 
only place at this end of town where 
kero.sene could be bought, the owners 
reaped a fair profit at the old price. 
The only person, according to Dr. 
Brooks, who walked up town to .save 
money has since become a millionaire 
bank president and rancher. 

Continued on Page 6 



Gilkey, dean of the University of 
Chicago Chapel, has been engaged 
for February 10, 11, and 12. Dr. 
Gilkey will give four lectures to the 
students at large. Also he will meet 
with smaller groups in the fraterni- 
ties, sororities and dormitories. 

A graduate of Harvard University 
and of Union Theological Seminary, 
Dr. (}ilkey has studied in Germany 
at the University of Bilrlin and Mar- 
burg. In the British Isles at the theo- 
Continued on Page 6 



MADAME SAHLA SINGS 
AT INFORMAL CONCERT 

At a recent Tuesday afternoon in- 
formal concert, Madame Sahla, ac- 
companied by Mr. Frank Stratton, 
presented a |)rogram of German songs. 
Madame Sahla made her first public 
app<*arance here in May 1932 when 
she sang at a Sunday afternoon con- 
cert given by the Orchestra. Well- 
known in Germany as a former Court 
singer, she was also the wif«> <)f the 
author of the musit! which Madame 
Schumann-Heink pres<'nted at her 
debut in Germany. 



CAMPtS CAI.KNDAR 

"U'/ty tun I utmrbmly nf.i u- a !i,i ni 
things that ntryhitdy thinks and nnbody 
says, and amther liU that rvrryhtily sayi 
and wthi.fiy thinks!" Ilidmes 

I'rofcior at the lirfohfiist Tablr 



Thursday, Jan. 17 

1 I IX) a 111. ( onviiration. I'r<if. Jotc-ph 
{ hamlx-rlain 

7.()<» p.m. \V.S.(r..\. me«-linK. Mem. HMk. 

7..'J<) i> m. Band rehearsal. Mem. Hldu. 

.H.OO p.m. f.irls' «!<•»• <lul.. R(M>m 1 1 I. 
St(K kbridne 
Friday, Jan. 18 

li .40 p. III. II<x kry. New l{amp<ihire, here 

.'{.'KJ pm. .Men s debating team, R<K>m I 11 
Stfx khri>lKe 

7.00 p.m. S»7< ial fnion. N'arsity f'liil), 
BowkT .\iiditorium 
Saturday. Jan. 19 

:{.(K) p.m. lloi key. .\rmy at West Point 

S.fX) p.m. Basketball, Amherst, here 

SwimiiiinK. W IM at Won ester 
Sunday. Jan. M 

!(<XJa.m. ( ha[»el. Rev. C. I^-slic (ilenn, 
Christ (hutch, CambridRe, Mass. 

:j.l.") p.m. Informal comcrt. Mem. Bldx. 

.*)..10 pm Sunday vespers, Mem. Bldu. 
Tuesday, Jan. il 

\ 1.". pill. Inlonnal r<,n,.rt. Nb-iii HMi; 

^ IK) p.m. Men's k1»-<- , lub, .M.-m. HMy 
Wednesday, Jan. 2.) 

s.(K)pni. Baskfttiall. Wi«l.-yan. Cagf 
Thursday, Jan. i* 

1 1 .l)i» .1.111, ( 'iiivoi atirm 
Friday. Jan. iS 

.SIM) am Kiii.ii 'X.mis b.K;n. 
Wednesday, Feb. 6 

.H.OOa.m. Sei ond -"•mester \i>'v,\na 



Roister Doisters Plan 
Production on March 1 

On March 1st, the Roister Doisters 
will present as their annual winter 
play AHwrto Casella'a "Death Takes 
A Holiday." This play is both well- 
known and popular and was produced 
as a motion picture in which F'rederic 
March played the stellar role. Re- 
hearsals for the play are being held 
three times a week. By continued 
progress the cast is slowly reaching 
its desired goal, a finished pro<luction 
of Death Takes A Holiday. 

As a result of the tryouts h<;ld on 
Nov. 22, the leading role of His 
Serene Highness, Prince Sirki, was 
awarded to John L. MtrC^onchie '36, 
while the leading feminine role of 
(irazia will Im' taken by Ix)is Macom- 
Iwr '38. 

Four veteran memliers of the Roister 
Doisters will take part in the play. 
Kdward I... Law '36 will appear as 
Duke I.^mbert; Marguerite M. Ford 
'36 as the Princess of San Luca; 
Bernice J. Dolan '35 as Rhoda Fenton; 
and Max Cramer '37 as Ft'dele. 

I..iiter the Roister DoLsters plan to 
sponsor four one-act plays, partici- 
pation in which will l>e prohibited to 
memlK'rs «»f the cast of the winter 
play. This later presentation will take 
place on March 29 and will give other 
students interested in dramatics a 
chance to exhibit their respective 
abilities. 



MEMBER OF FIRST CLASS, 
GEORGE LEONARD, DIES 

(ieorge Leonard, the oldest living 
alumnus of Ma.s.sachus<?tts State ('ol- 
lege and captain of the famous crew, 
died on January 8 at his home in 
Springfield. A member of the first 
class ever to Iw graduated from this 
college, he had b«H»n clerk of the 
Springfi«?ld District Court for thirty- 
eight years. 

He was captain of the six-oared 

crew that won the intercollegiate 

regatta on thi; C'tmnectic-ut River at 

Ingleside in July, 1871. That year 

(Continued on Page 6 



<i«>«>rite A. .ill«>ii, KiiMiiM'NH .MniiHftnr 

At the annual mtn^ting of the 
Collegian Board last Monday night, 
a board of editors compos<>d of two 
juniors and one sophomore was eltn^tod 
to edit the pap(>r jointly. The three 
joint managers will be Donald T. 
Donnelly '36, Florence M. Saulnier 
'36, and C'harlea K. Kshbach '.37. The 
retiring s«^niors from the editorial 
board are: Theodore M. I^eary, 
editor-in-chief; David Arenberg, man- 
aging editor; Frederick W. Andrews, 
associate editor; Elizabeth K. Harring- 
ton, and Anne J. Bernstein. 

KltHrtions to the business board are 
as follows: busim^ss manager, George 
H. Allen; advertising manager, David 
Taylor; circulation manager, Robert 
Logan; and subscription manager, 
Richard Thompson, all of the class 
of '36. The retiring seniors from the 
business board are: George R. Pease, 
business manager; Nelson P. Stevens, 
circulation tnanager. 

Il«>iircl of K4li(«»rM 

As statistics editor of the Index and 
manager of debating, Donald Don- 
nelly has taken an active part in 
extra-curricular activities. A gradu- 
ate of Ch«?ster High Sch«M)l, he was 
for three years a ItH'al corrc'spondent 
for the Springfield Union. He is 
majoring in Knglish and has been an 
honor student during his college 
cour.s(^ He is also a mitmlM^r of the 
Academic Activities Board, the New- 
man Club, and Kappa Fpsilon. 

Florence M. Saulnier, also an Kng- 
lish major and an honor student in 
cttllege, has lM>en, in addition to a 
news writer, tht? secrt'tary of the 
ColU'gian board. A graduaU* of Wor- 
cester (Ma.ssical High .School, she has 
takt^n part in a variety of school 
activities, among them the History- 
Sociology ('lub, the Newman (Mub, 
and the Y.W.C.A. 

(Charles Kshbach, who has been 
sports writi^r for the ('ollegian, has 
also had exiM»rience in the ('ollegu 
News service? and has served as a 
special news writer for the Extension 
S«;rvic(!. At present he is .st^cretary <»f 
the Press (Mub, a member of the 
Newman Club, the K.O. Club, and 
Alpha (iamnia Rho. He was gradu- 
ated from Wincht?ster High .Strhool 
Continued on Page 6 



First Indexes Record History 

Of Athletics Fifty Years Ago 



"Ballists" is the ht.'ading in the 
1878 Index for the records of the 
athletic teams of that year. A clinical 
.study of the bandaging of the mortally 
wounded is the self-explanatory illus- 
tration of the text that follows. 
M.A.('.B.B.A. with its Aggie Nines, 
M.A.C.F.B.A. with its College Fif- 
teens, the CJym Association, the Fenc- 
ing A.ssociation, the boxing tria.ss, and 
for some reason the "tachygraphy" 
cla.ss (shorthand to you) were in- 
cluded. 

In this and the three years follow- 
ing, the game must have l>een played 
for the sport of the thing, for no 
scores are given. It was a grand 
occasion when the football team, for 
the first time since its organization, 
was uniformed in a neat suit in 1880. 
"Maroon and white cap, white can- 
va.ss jackets, white canvass pants, and 
Maroon stockings provided by sub- 
scriptions among stiidents and facul- 
ty" enabled the Aggies to compete on 
equal terms with the city slickers of 
the day. Perhaps it was this lack of 
a distinguished wardrobe that enabled 
Amherst to defeat M.A.C'. in a ma:< ^ 
game of ftxjtball the year before. 



In these four years, the f(M>tball 
team changcnl from "fifttjens," eight 
forwards, four halfbacks, and thrtH* 
backs, in 1878 to "elevens," six rush- 
ers, three half-tends, two tends, in 
1879, to the mf»re modern six rushers, 
two backs, two halfbacks, and one 
tend in 1881. 

To the Rifle Ass(K:iation, organized 
in 187.^), gtx's the credit for being the 
first M.A.C. team to get an alibi for 
a defeat into the Index. In 1879, the 
team lost to both Unitm and Alle- 
gheny. A frM>tnote on the Allegheny 
meet tells the story. "Our defeat was 
greatly due to our adversaritis using 
the new .4.') calibre rifle, we used old 
.Springfields." This, by the way, was 
the year that the profe.H.sorship of 
mental and moral sciences was abol- 
ished. 

(JIamour surrounded the old Wheel 
C]lub whitth was a flourishing organi- 
zation in 1880. The make and size of 
the whc>els were an important part of 
the Index. With their grey caps, grey 
coats, grey shirts stitched and laced 
with maroon, nmroon Ijelts, knee- 
breeches, maroon stockings, and high 
Continued on Page 6 



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I® 19S5. LiCCITT * MYBU TOBiWXO CO. 



THE MASSACHUSETTS COLLEGIAN. THtRSDAY, JAM AKY 17. 1935 



THE MASSACHUSETTS COLLEOLAN. THURSDAY, JANUARY 17. 1935 



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PubllBhed cveiy Thursday by the students. 



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New* 
ELIZABETH HARRINGTON 35 
ANNE BERNSTEIN "35 
FLORENCE SAULNIER '36 
CERTRIJUK VICKERY '36 
MAJtGlJERITK LEUUC "36 
LOCIS A. BRKAILT Jr "37 
DONALD DONNELLY 36 
BY RON JOHNSON 37 
ROIX.ER C. SMITH :i7 
KHEDEKICK H. LlNDsTROM 'SS 
PHILII' B. SHUT- 37 



Athletics 
CHARLES KSHBACH '37 
WALTER GURALNICK "37 
MAX WEIL I. KUVYMAN 'SK 
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The moon, the moon. 
Like a silver spittoon 
With stars all around where the Gods 
have missed. 



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Woman's place . . . 

In a recent debate, Dartmouth, up- 
holding the traditions that have made 
Dartmouth the crossroads of the 
world, argued that woman's place 
was not in the home; Smith College, 
upholding the traditions that have 
made Dartmouth an isolated institu- 
tion, maintained it was. 

"To leave a woman in the house is 
to subject her to the menace of the 
Fuller Brush Man!" argued Dart- 
mouth. 

"After all," smiled Smith College 
pleadingly, "don't you want a wife 
who can handle a Fuller Brush Man?" 

Four rounds to no decision. 




To the Editor of the Collegian: 

The December 6 issue of the 
Collegian carried in the Agora column 
a letter containing a series of questions, 
comments, and intimations which 
should be clarified. 

Through a clever combination of 
unsubstantiated statements and a 
number of questions, the Conservative 
made two serious implications: 

1. That a permanent beaurocracy 
should be accepted rather than the 
shifting corruption of our republic, 
and 

2. That the State College should 
close its doors to a further prospective 
influx of students. 



THE DLOWTCKCI 



EDITCI^IAL 



As we conclude our last issue, with all sincerity we quote: 

"I have made mistakes, but they have been mistakes of the head, not 
of the heart. I can truly say, and take upon myself to witness, 
that in my sojourn with you, 

I have loved no darkness, 
Sophisticated no truth. 
Nursed no delusion. 
Allowed no fear." 



Collitch life . . . 

As reported in the R. I. Beacon. 

She: "Aren't we going to the 
Sophomore Hop?" 

He: "No, my FERA money didn't 
come through." 



TlIK i»ROFKSS<>K AM> TIIK STUDENT 

Willi! IS ColU'tio for? 
In our minds, the purpose of the college is to teach the student how to 
live. The college as a physical unit, the profes.sors, the courses, the textbooks, 
the classes, the campus activities, all combine in the instruction of the student. 
We believe the professors are the most important factor in the accomplish- 
ment of the purpose of the college. We feel that there is something to be had 
out of college in addition to book knowledge and technical skill. This some- 
thing is splendid associations among the professors and the 8tudent.s. Un- 
doubtedly a student who will forget most of the book knowledge will never 
forget his associations with an able and friendly professor, inside and outside 
of the classroom. Woodrow Wilson said that college had two purposes, mental 
discipline and general experience. The association of the professor and the 
student is invaluable in the accomplishment of both of these purposes. 

Mriitiil DiNflpiine 
It is in (he field of mental discipline that the student and the professor 
have the most frequent a.ssociations. The professor in the classroom who 
displays a brilliance of technique, execution and thought, encourages more 
the undergraduate to .seek knowledge for itself, than does the profes.Hor who 
is static, uncapable and inefficient in his teaching. Students appreciate pro- 
fessors with "great minds," and gain more from their as.sociations with them 
in the clas-srooms than from associations with profe.s.sors who act as robots 
themselves, and treat the students as puppets. Thus we find innumerable 
students taking courses the content of which may be uninteresting, but which 
is taught by a brilliant professor. Students like profe.ssors that are alive, 
self-relying, and self-reflecting human beings, who have not stopped learning, 
and who sincerely attempt to develop the mind of the student. These associ- 
ations with brilliant thinkers in the clas.sroom is an invaluable part of a college 

career. 

Cieiieriil Kxperit'iice 

Doctor Osier wrote that the college student should develop three charac- 
teristics: steadfastness t)f purpose, humility, and an honest heart. Not only 
by his formal as.sociations with the student in the classroom, but also in the 
daily, friendly life of the campus, can the professors help the student to culti- 
vate these qualities. A college education is a life course, and the student 
should learn a knowledge f)f men. His contacts with the professor at the 
professors home, or in conversation, make a permanent impression on the 
student. On these occasions the student is treated not as a puppet but as an 
equal man by the professor, and the student acquires an invaluable experience. 

At Our Cf>ll€>ite 

We l)elieve that the assr)ciation8 of the professors and the student at this 
college could be improved to a mutual benefit. The majority of our professors 
remain aloof from the students, adopting a superficial attitude of superiority. 
How much more popular and more successful are the professors who are 
friendly with the students, and who sincerely attempt to cultivate the students 
knowledge of men. We congratulate the handful of our professors on this 
campus who try to know the student better through personal conferences, 
friendly conversations, and invitations to their homes. We hope that the 
other profe.s8ors will drop their attitude of indifference and superiority to the 
individual student, and encourage a friendly and mutual association, both in 
the field of mental discipline, the classroom, and in the field of general ex- 
perience. 



Eighty-five proof . . . 

Consider the case of the Bowdoin 
professor who, wishing to see more of 
life in the raw, took in a dime-a-dance 
palace. As he approached the best- 
looking hostess in the place, she ex- 
claimed: "Oh, you belong to the 
same club I do!" 

And she drew from her bosom a 
key which, when turned over, re- 
vealed the sacred inscription: 

Phi Beta Kappa, Radcliffe, 1929. 



Blowtorch says that Reinaerd's jokes 
Are of the immemorial. 
Removed perhaps from literature 
That moulds in shops tonsorial. 

I'm glad to know that Blowtorch has 

Faith enough in me 

To rank me as a raconteur 

Of tales of history. 

For Blowtorch is the worthy sage 
Who penned that dissertation 
Upon the why's and wherefores of 
The ski-suit situation. 

And proved his mind was well atuned 
To sundry things around. 
And truly quite compatible 
To sundry things expound. 

So far be it for a poor old fox, 
In manner mean and subtle. 
To darken out a blowtorch flame 
In poctique rebuttal. 

But it must be known though Blow- 
torch has. 
In the fire of explaining. 
Fed us all the dope he knows, 
Still there's one point remaining. 

It is without a .single doubt. 
The underlying reason 
Why multi-varied shapes are hid 
When winter snow's in sea.son. 

The truth is this: that women know 
And have known since creation 
That their greatest mark of beauty lies 
In man's imagination. 



Ol K ('OIJ.E<JK ART COLLECTION (7) 

We hope that the officials of the College will not neglect the excellent oppor- 
tunity at hand to begin a permanent art collection at Massachusetts State. 
There are innumerable paintings, works of sculpture, and other art treasures, 
scattered around the various buildings. Most of these beautiful pieces of art 
are in an inconspicuous place where not many people may appreciate them. 
The comment in the past has been that there was no place to house a perma- 
nent historical art collection at this college. We believe that the new Goodell 
Library furnishes an excellent opportunity to amass all the scattered art 
treasures on this campus and to begin a permanent art collection. This col- 
lection will make a valuable contribution to the esthetic value of our college 
as well as serving as an interesting and important historical record. 



As a result, probably, of a statement 
appearing here two weeks ago, Rein- 
aerd has found no less than four 
persons racking their brains for a 
word that rhymes with orange. Up 
to press time none of them have been 
successful. In fact some of them have 
given up entirely. So in order to 
stimulate activity in this all-important 
quest, Reinaerd hereby announced 
that there Ls one and only one rhyme 
for the well known fruit. Reinaerd 
knows, but do you? The old fox hopes 
not, for he is taking this opportunity 
to offer an autographed orange to 
each of the first two persons to report 
the correct word. 



A close analysis of that letter re- 
veals that it is wholly devoid of sig- 
nificant self-evident fact, while com- 
ments which are significant are neither 
self-evident nor substantiated. Since 
the Conservative established no sig- 
nificant factual basis, either proven or 
self-evident, the above implications 
are unwarranted on his part. The 
thinking in the letter exhibits none of 
the qualities of "true learning" and 
"free inquiry" to which the author 
does lip-service. The Conservative's 
disdainful reference to Socialism and 
Communism is an example of the in- 
fringement of that principle. The 
dogmatic as.sertion that there is some- 
thing manifestly ugly about Socialism 
and Communism is an appeal to the 
smug prejudice, which is incompatible 
with "free inquiry." The most ap- 
parent "ugliness" about them is their 
threat to liberty, and is the main 
objection brought forward by both 
conservatives and liberals. Our Con- 
servative did not specify that becau.se 
he was repudiating democracy, and 
therefore liberty, for beaucracy. 

That same quality of "free inquiry'' 
is looking to the dogmatic a-ssertion 
that "as industry has expanded be- 
yond the safety zone, so too has the 
American university." "Is size to be 
confused with grandeur, is scale to be 
the gauge of stability?" asks the 
Conservative. The answer is a thou- 
sand times "No." Then why limit 
the size of our college, if size is an 
unimportant factor? But "size," to 
our Conservative, has only the mean- 
ing of "bigness," and not of degree. 
He meant to say "Is bigness to be 
confu.sed with grandeur, is bigness to 
be the gauge of stability?" Let us 
consider him as saying that. We have 
then, the part of the author of that 
letter, the undeniable implication that 
smallness is to be identified with 
grandeur, is to be the gauge of sta- 
bility, an implication not substanti- 
ated to the slightest degree. Let it be 
clear that this is not a denial of that 
implication, but merely a calling of 
attention to the part that its author 
gives us nothing in its support. He 
establishes no connection between the 
quality and size of an educational 
institution. In fact, if we take him 
literally, he implies that there is no 
such connection though his plea for 
the limitation of educational facilities 
at the State College is contradictory 
to that implication. 



ALMA ^LITER 

Mother of JokeM 

Among other traditions of Maasa- 
chusetts State College that have 
survived the test is the classroom 
joke. Perhaps a little battered by u.s« 
or changed by time but its motif 
intact, a veteran of '80 conie 
to light in every corner. A.s 
part of our service to subscribers, we 
have traced a few of these jokes from 
their burial place in the M.S.C. 
Indexes of the I9th century down to 
the present time. Our report i.s 
appended. 

No. 1. The funny niMtaki-n 
identity motif. 

M.S.C. Index, '80. 

In a lab experiment, a blue precipi- 
tate resulted. Lovell {a student) was 
astonished and unable to account for it. 

Sequel: He hcui on blue glasses. 

Radio, 50 years later. The joke 
has sunk to a lower level. 

"I woke up last night and my feet 
were black." 

"What was the matter?" 

"I had forgotten to take off my 
socks." 



No. 2. The hllarioiiN Melf-ai*cii« 
Nation by teacher motif. 

M.S.C. Index, '80. 

Prof. Emerson to noisy class: "There 
has been considerable evidence of mon- 
keyism since I entered the room." 

Round of High School Journals, '133. 

English teacher to student: "Make 
your theme so clear that even the 
most stupid person can understand it. 
Then I can tell what you mean." 

No. 3. The double- barrelled 
eriiNhiiiii remark motif. 

M.S.C. Index. '81. 

Professor Stockbridge: "Well, Mr. 
Redding, as far as relationship is con- 
cerned, you are related to the homeliest 
monkey in Africa." 

Riding: "Well, pres., we are all 
brothers." 

High School Circles, 50 years later. 
Hot stuff. 

Father, at breakfast to daughter 
who came in at 3 a.m.: "Good 
morning, daughter of Satan!" 

Daughter, dutifully: "Good morn- 
ing, father." 



N4». 4. The fViiMivo Ntiident 
)iiiN>*-«>r which arouNOM mirth 
m«»tif. 

M.S.C. Index '91. 

Goldwaite: " How much potassium 
would there be in a charge of gun- 
powder?" 

T ^bly: ( You evidently didn't gii'e 
your name in those days. Modern 
version at M.S.C: "Smith is the name, 
officer") "It depends on the size of 
the charge." 

M.S.C. Collegian, 1934, Reinaerd. 

"If you were buying just enough 
potatoes for your family for supper, 
would you take a bushel basket with 
you?" demanded the math instruttDf. 

"It depends on the size of the 
bushel basket, sir." 



Elegy Written on a Country Highway... 

The curfew tolls the knell of parting 
day, 

A line of cars winds swiftly o'er the 
lea; 

The pedestrian, absent - minded, 
plods his weary way, 

And leaves this world quite unex- 
pectedly. 



The suggestion that a permanent 
beaurocracy should be accepted rather 
than our republic with its shifting 
corruption was set forth weakly, de- 
pending on its parallel development 
with the "education idea" for its 
strength. It should be apparent that 
if American democracy gives way to 
be beaurocracy that beaurocracy will 
be Fascism. Intellectual light and 
freedom, if we may take Germany 
and Italy as examples, have no place 
in the Fa.scist system. Yet, the 
Conservative unites beaurocracy, limi- 
ted educational facilities and the ideal 
university into a harmonious whole. 

The whole of the Conservative's 
letter is nothing but a blind cry of 
reaction. The thinking in it is typical 
of conservatism today vague, 
flowery, and unsubstantiated. We can 
get along with much less of it than 
we now have. 

J.C. 



In some cases the motif has been 
developed further, instead of remain- 
ing in its original form. A typical 
example follows. 

M.S.C. Index, '97. 

Prof. M. to B-sh, who is looking 
through a microscope: "What do you 
see!" 

B-.ih: "Two little bugs chasing >'ac>^ 
other." 

College Humor, 1932. 

An old man with a white beanl i> 
seen peering through a microscope. 
(Can this be B-.sh who has l)een 
waiting faithfully for 35 years?/ 
"Wow! He's got her now!" 



Tho.se who would like to destroy 
this great tradition at M.S.C. have 
been disheartened by the failure of 
similar crusades at other institutions. 
Con.sider the case of the lectun r at 
the University of Wisconsin who, 
during a lecture, left out one o^ ™* 
quips. The whole class woke up with 
a bang. 

After class, a committee of students 

waited upon the offender and pi"^' 

sented him with a memoMiidum 

Continued on hig^- * 



CONN. STATE DOWNED IN LAST MINUTE 



State Netmen Win Opener 26-24 
Jeffmen Open Town Series Sat. 



DAVIS' BASKET SPELLS 
DEFEAT FOR WILLIAMS 

Sinking a basket in the last minute 
of play. Bill Davis, center and co- 
ciptain of the Mass. State basketball 
team, provided the winning margin as 
the Maroon and White hoopmen de- 
feated the Williams College basket- 
hall team last Saturday, at Williams- 
lown, by the score of 26 to 24. 

The game throughout was slow and 
rather sloppy, the lead see-sawing 
hack and forth many times before the 
final whistle had blown. Very little 
scoring was done during the first half 
uf the game, the score standing at 7-7 
at the end of the second period. 

In the first few minutes of play, the 
Caldwell men chalked up five points 
hefore a State ball had found the 
hasket. The Statesmen soon broke 
into the scoring column, though, 
when Barr dropped one in from the 
left for two points and followed this, 
immediately with another point from 
the foul line. Nassif evened the 
count with another basket. 

In the second half of the contest, 
Jaworski opened up with a barrage of 
lung shots that found the hoop to pull 
up the Maroon and White average. 
For the entire period neither team 
had an advantage of more than a few 
points, at any time. Sheehan, the 
sophomore from Holyoke, lived up to 
expectations, and although it took 
him a little time to get started, he 
ihalked up seven points for the Royal 
I'urple before the game was over. 

Nick Holmes, who it was thought 
would be unable to play because of a 
knee injury, came into the game near 
the end of the third period with his 
knee heavily bandaged, and scored 
three points before he was replaced. 
The Purple star exhibited great de- 
fensive qualities in the few minutes he 
was in action. The other men who 
distinguished themselves for the losers, 
were "Buster" Navins, who alter- 
nated at right guard with Jones, and 
Kroll, who played the entire game at 
right forward. Navins contributed six 
points to his team's cause, while 
Captain Kroll added another six to 
the Williams total. 

In the final periods both teams held 
the advantage at different times. 
Towards the end of the game, the 
play began to get rather rough. 

Nassif and Jaworski did very well 
in the Mass. State backcourt. Both 
Were outstanding defensively and of- 
fensively, breaking up many Williams 
scoring threats. Jaworski was the 
high scorer of the evening, converting 
four baskets and a foul shot for a 
total of nine points. 

The line-up: 

Mass. State Wllliama 

B F P B F P 

J^worski.rg 4 19 Jones.rK Oil 

t^jvis.c 2 4 Navins.rg 3 6 

Siewart.rf 10 2 Stanley.Iit 

N.-miMk 2 1 5 Stieehan.c 3 1 7 

M. 1 onchie.lf 1 1 3 Salsich.c 1 1 

H.iri.If 1 1 3 Kroll.rf 2 2 6 

Ulir.Ig Forbes.lf 

Swan.U 

Holraes.lf 1 1 3 



11 4 26 



9 6 24 



Statesmen Continue 
Against Wesleyan 

1 laying the third home game of the 
^la^on, the Ma.ssachuselts State Col- 
'k'^' basketball team meets the Wes- 
''•yan College five, next Wednesday 
*?vening, at 8 p.m. in the cage of the 
Ph\.sical Education Building. 

l-ist year, in the game against the 
^ irdinals, the Statesmen came out on 
^ti' lung end of a 39 to 31 score. Lou 
"u>ij >vag the high scorer in the 
boniest. 

I his year the Lashmen present a 
re t;ii>r formidable combination. In a 
Kii:.. ■ against Connecticut State Col- 
■"^ the Wesmen won handily by the 
score of 44 to 30. 



Taubemen Hope to Repeat 
Last Year's Double Win 

Playing the first game of the intra- 
town basketball series, the Amherst 
College hoop team meets the States- 
men this Saturday evening, at 8 p.m. 
in the cage of State College Physical 
Education Building. The second game 
of this series which determines the 
town champion, will be played at 
Amherst College, on February 16. 

The basketball rivalry between 
State and Amherst dates back many 
years, the two teams always having 
played on the home-and-home basis. 
Last year's contests between the old 
rivals ended in victories for the unde- 
feated Taubemen. In the first game, 
at Pratt Gymnasium, the Statesmen 
played a fast and well-executed game, 
to pull out a close 43 to 38 win. 
Hoping to avenge the defeat, the 
Jeffmen came to the State cage for 
the second game which was even more 
closely contested than the first. In 
the final minutes of play, with the 
Amherst team leading 27 to 26, the 
late Captain Joe Lojko sank a basket 
to win the contest. Seven men of the 
club that pressed last year's States- 
men, may again prove a source of 
trouble to the Maroon and White five. 

Turner, the diminutive forward, 
dropped in eleven points while his 
running mate. Bob Moses, collected 
fourteen points in that second game 
against State. The same combination 

Fusco, another little fellow whom 
State crowds will remember as a 
dangerous opponent, will once again 
go into action on the M.S.C. floor. 
The defensive battles which were 
waged between Fusco and Lou Bush 
have become history at places where 
State basketball is known. Whether 
the 1935 State team will be able to 
thwart the scoring attempts of this 
speedy forward, remains to be seen. 

In addition to these men. Coach 
Jordan has a lanky new pivot man 
by the name of Jack Coey. In about 
thirty minutes of play against Clark, 
Coey sank eight baskets, and gener- 
ally provided the winning spark for 
his team. 

The Amherst team has already met 
Clark and Trinity, and tomorrow 
evening the Jeffmen take on Swarth- 
more College. The Amherst game is 
the third on the State schedule. 



Wesleyan Swimmers 
Top Maroon Tankmen 

In the fastest meet ever seen at the 
college, the Wesleyan swimmers took 
the measure of Massachusetts State's 
mermen in the Physical Education 
Building pool last Saturday afternoon, 
52 to 25. The Statesmen pres.sed the 
visitors throughout the meet and the 
close finishes are not revealed in the 
score. In the 100-yard freestyle, 
Degan of Wesleyan beat Cutter of 
State by but three inches. Five new 
pool records were established, three 
by the visiting natators and two by 
the M.S.C. swimmers, while Wesleyan 
accounted for seven first places and 
State two. The summaries: 

.300-yar(l medley relay— Won by Wesleyan 
(Pullman. Mcrz, Seymour). Time— 3.31.9 (new 
pool record). 

200-yard free style— Won by Tirrell (M); 2n(l. 
Siegle (VV); M. Welchcr (M;. Time— 2.28.5 
(new pool record). 

jO-yard free style— Won by Degnan (W): 
2d. Wertheim iWj; 3d, Cutter (.\I). Time— 2.'>.3» 

440-yard free ntyle — Won by Welcher (M); 
2nd. Lotlirop (M); 3d, Joslin (W;. Time -1.49.4 
(new pool record). 

l.")0-yard backstroke — Won by PuUmiin (W>; 
2d. Tirrell (.M); M. Mayhara (W) Timt— 1.49.4 
(new pool record). 

220-yard breast stroke — Won by Meii (W); 
2d, Pratt (.Mj. 3d. .Morton (W). Time— 2.39.5 
(new pool record). 

100-yard free style — Won by liegan (W>; 
£. Cutter l.M); 3d. Seigle (W). Time-.'ie.yj. 

Fancy diving— Won by Brolser (W); 2d. Jones 
(W); 3d. Hovoy (M). Points— 93,15. 

400-yard free style relay— Won by Wesleyan 
(Werthern. B'iiard, Hancock. Seymour). Time^- 
3.M. 



'"^LEAD OFfiRST^HALF HOCKEY TEAM REMAINS AMONG WINNERS 

NEW HAMPSHIRE AND ARMY NEXT 



IhtviM and Ciold Ilii^li ScurerN 

After trailing 14-7 at the half the 
Connecticut State hoopmen pulled 
ahead of the home team to hold a 
lead that was only broken in the final 
minute of play by the long shot from 
mid-floor by MuUer at left guard. In 
the second start, the Maroon and 
White players provided no excite- 
ment last night until hard pressed by 
the unexpected opposition. Cold of 
Connecticut, in spite of an early 
injury proved hard to control, man- 
aging to gain twelve of their twenty 
points, while co-captain Bill Davis 
led for the Taube team with ten 
pointers. 

McConchie at left forward started 
the .scoring early with a long two- 
pointer. State continue<l to press the 
attack and covered equally well on 
the defense. Davis dribbled through 
for a sucker shot to net the second 
basket but his foul on Ciold opened 
Connecticut's scoring. Davis soon 
sank another from under the basket 
only to be duplicated by the long one 
from (lold. 

Here Connecticut's new zonal de- 
fense system boxed things up to slow 
the Hctiring. Barr substituted for 
Mc('onchie who shifted to center 
while Muller came in for I>jhr. Barr 
and Stewart completed two more foul 
shots before the half ended 14-7. 

State started the second half with 
the opening lineup. Play continued 
very slow and Connecticut's shooting 
in particular was ragged, (lold got 
his third basket after four minutes of 
action. Mansol rang up another later 
to open up the Nutmeg barrage that 
put the Heldmanites in the lead, 
18-16, for the first time when Gold 
got another shot. 

State took time out to reshift the 
lineup. Jaworski came through with 
his characteristic long shot to tie the 
count until Lipman also sank one 
from mid court. With three minutes 
to go, the play became very rough 
-nnd fast. Fouis were frequent but 
only McConchie and Davis converted 
one each. Lipman, who featured 
throughout, went out on personals. 

With seconds to go Muller provided 

the evening's feature with the deci.sive 

basket. The lineup: 

Mass. Slate Conn. .State 

H 1" P H !■ 1' 

MiC./iichi-^.lf.c 1 2 4 LipMuin.lK 2 1 5 

Barr.lf 1 1 Piatt .Ig 

Stewart ,rf 3 3 Poland .rg 1 1 

Davis.c 4 2 10 Birmbaum.c ;j 

l^lir.lK Lewis,c U 

.MiilUr.lK 1 2 Gold.lf 5 2 12 

Jaworski.rg 1 O 2 Read.lf 

Danlels.rf 

Mansol .rf I 2 



7 8 22 



8 3 20 



HOCKEY TEAM l>EFE.iTEI> 

BY HAMILTON SEXTET 

In a fast, well-played game, at 
CHnton, N. Y. last night, Hamilton 
College hockey team defeated the 
visiting Mas.sachusetts State aggre- 
gation, 2 to 1. McKenzie and Woodin 
accounted for the Hamilton tallies' 
Corcoran .scoring for Mass. State. 



CiAMES SCIIEDl'LEI) THIS 
WEEK 



THURSDAY, JAN. 17 

Interfraternity basketball and vol- 
leyball games. 7.15 Sigma Phi Ep- 
silon vs. Lambda Chi Alpha; 8.00 
Alpha Gamma Rho vs. Phi Lambda 
Tau. 

FRIDAY, JAN. 18 

Hockey, New Hampshire, here 

SATURDAY, JAN. 19 
Basketball, Amherst, here 
Hockey, Army at West Point 

MONDAY, JAN. 21 

Hockey, Northeastern at Boston 

WEDNESDAY, JAN. 23 
Basketball, Wesleyan, here 

WEDNESDAY. FEB. 6 

Basketball, R.I. State at Kingston 

FRIDAY, FEB. 8 

Basketball, Springfield, here 

WEDNESDAY, FEB. 13 
Basketball, Williams, here 



Northeastern Final 

Contest Scheduled 

Due to the postponement of the 
Hamilton game because of a lack of 
ice, the Maroon and White hockey 
team was forced to cancel the sched- 
uled trip in which the Statesmen were 
to meet Colgate, Hamilton, and Syra- 
custj. Rearrangement of the schedule 
announced by the athletic department 
shows the Statesmen facing New 
Hampshire, Army, and N<irtheastern 
in the three remaining games on the 
list. 

The New Hampshire sextet which 
meets State tomorrow on the college 
pond has plenty of power. The 
Wildcats have already taken the 
measure of several strong teams and 
they play a fast type of hockey. In 
their opening contest against Bowdoin, 
New Hampshire advanced a high 
power attack which succeeded in over- 
coming a Bowdoin lead and finally 
winning the game in the third period. 

On tlanuary 19 the Statesmen will 
journey to West Point to take on 
Army. The .service team last year had 
no trouble coming out on top over a 
handicapiMid Maroon and White out- 
fit. The West Pointers havt; played 
Ma.ssachusetts Institute of Technology 
which State has defeated. 

The final game, against Northeast- 
ern January 21 at Boston, will see 
Coach Ball's charges meeting a high 
class hockey team. Northeastern, in 
the opening game of the sea.son, 
barely lost a 5 to 4 dei;i.sion to Boston 
College. The B.C. team is one of the 
best college teams in New England 
and it took two shots bounding off 
defensemen and deflecting into the 
nets to bring defeat to Northeastern. 

Ku.Hsmani, I^^tourneau, and Cahoon 
make up the Huskies first line while 
the second line of Bialeck, Callahan, 
and Mayberry provide plenty of re- 
serve ix)wer. Raymond and B«'rga- 
mini bear the brunt of the defen.'^e 
work while Abbott and liicker divide 
the net guarding. 

Coach Ball will retain the present 
two lines with Blackburn, Brown, and 
Corcoran making up the first, and 
Johnson, Mull, and Wihry making up 
the other. Murphy and Ros.siter are 
sure starters on defense and Jimmie 
Valentine will be in the State goal. 



WINTER RELAY TEAM AT 

K. OF C. MEET IN »O.STON 



Coach Derby's winter track relay 
team, consisting of Captain Glenn 
Shaw, Ted Kerr, Bob Lincoln, Fred 
Whittmore and Jack Dobby, will 
travel to the K. of C. meet at the 
Boston Garden on January 26. As 
yet the opposing New England college 
teams are unknown, but the Maroon 
and White relayers are expected to 
show themselves to good advantage. 
The Statesmen are being timed this 
week, but the results will not \*e 
known until the end of the week. 

Bob Murray will probably l)e en- 
tered in the Lee LarrivcMi two-mile 
race at the Garden. He will be pitted 
against such internationally known 
runners as Joe McCIuskey of New 
York. PVank Crowley of Rutland, 
and Harold Manning of Witchita, in 
this race. For this rea.son not much 
in the way of placing is expected of 
Murray. 



In a preliminary to the main game 
of the evening, last .Saturday, the 
Massachusetts State College junior 
varsity basketball team eked out a 
36 to 32 win over the Williams College 
Jayvees, in a game that went into an 
overtime period. Elmer Allen, Johnny 
Consolati, and Walter Moseley were 
the big guns of the Maroon and White 
attack, Allen accounting for four of 
his teams' baskets, Consolati garner- 
ing nine points more, and Mo.seley 
being the high scorer of the evening 
with a total of ten points. 



BLACKBURN NETS PUCK 
TO DOWN WILLIAMS TEAM 

Hanging up their third straight 
triumph, the Maroon and White 
hockey team tot)k the measure of a 
rugged Williams st'xtet, l-O. Monday 
afU'rnoon on the college pond. Capt. 
Roger lilackburn netted the single 
tally of the game after .seven minuttts 
and fifty seconds of the first pi>riod 
had eiap.m«d. A hard shot from 
Cochrane's stick was nic»'ly stopped 
by SprHgue, Williams K<>«l'e. and a 
mixup occurred in front of the Purple 
net. Blackburn collected the puck six 
feet in front of the net and had no 
trouble lifting it over Sprague. 

This was the sole scon; of the game 
although State almost counted on 
several othiT m-casioas, as the Maroon 
and Wliite forwards f(»rc»Hl the battle. 
Coach "Red" Ball started the regular 
first line of C'aptain Blackburn at 
center. Freddy ('ochrane at right 
wing and Mill hrown at left wing. 
Dave Ro.ssiter and Fredtly Murphy 
made up the defense and Jimmy 
Valentine guarde<l the nets. 

.State started right off in the first 
period and after slightly over seven 
minutes of the wssion had pa.H.sed 
('aptain Mlackburn netted the puck. 
Play continued slow with the .States- 
men continually threatening the Purple 
goal. Frequent shifting of the State 
forward line with Johnson. Wihry 
and Bull making up the second for- 
ward line, kept the puck in Williams 
territory the major part of the game. 

Williams made a determined I'flTort 
to knot the count in the final session 
when the heavy Williams forward line 
forced the play into State territory. 
But the Statesmen unleashed a series 
of attacks of their own and on several 
occassions (Cochrane, Blackburn, and 
Wihry missed the net by inches, 
('ontent to protect their one point 
lead, the Statesmen playf>d a defensive 
game in the closing minutes of the 
game and successfully turned back 
desperate Purple attempts t<» get the 
puck pa.st Jimmie Valentine. The 
contest ended Ma.ssachu-setts .Stat<» 1, 
V/illiams 0. 

The Statesmen played a fine game 
with Captain Blackburn, Freddy Cor- 
coran and Ben Wihry outsUinding. 
Perkins and Mos«?ly were the main 
factors in the Purple lineup. 

The lineup: 

Mass. .Slate WillUma 

Brown. Bull. Iw rw, Perkins. Willis, r>avi» 

Bluckbiiru. Wihry. c c. Mosely. Sherman, Rgbert 
Corcoran. Johnson, rw 

Iw, NIdds. Jackson, (iriffin 
.Murphy, Id rd. Mosher. Perry 

Rossili-r. rd 1,], Fuchs 

Valentine, g g, .Sprague 

Scon-: Miws. State. Blackburn, 7:M). 

Time: Three fiftiren-niinutc periods. 



Swimmers Journey 
To Worcester Tech. 



Having already competed in two 
meets the Ma.ss. .State swimmers will 
journey to Worcester next .Saturday 
to meet the Worcester Polytechnical 
School mermen. In winning over 
Bowdoin .'»4 to 24, and in losing to 
Wesleyan 52 to 25, a meet in which 
the score gives little indi<-ation of the 
calibre of competition, the Rogersmen 
have given a very good account of 
them.selves. Captain Bill Tirrell '35, 
Merrill Welcher '35, and Chick Cutter 
'37 have shown themselves to be the 
outstanding swimmers of the squad. 
In the Wesleyan meet Tirrell swam 
the 220-yard free style in 2m 28.5s 
and Welcher the 440-yard free style 
in 5m. .36.2s. for new M.S.C. pool 
records. 

The Tech team has not fared as well 
this year as in the past for Coach 
Grant lacks the outstanding material 
to produce a winning combination. 
In the first mtwt against ConntH'ticut 
State, the Engineers emerged on the 
losing end of a 58-19 score. 



THE MASSACHUSBTTS CX>LLBG1AN. TIILRSUAY. JANtARY 17. 1935 



THE MASSACHUSETTS COLIJililAN. THI'RSDAY. JANIARY 17, 1»3; 



PROFESSOR OSTRANDER, OLDEST MEMBER study Groups Formed by 

OF FACULTY, TO RETIRE NEXT SEMESTER V'^'* "^ ^""^'^ ^'^'^''' 



ToutluT ol MjillM-iiuilifN ii«'r«' I'or 
Tliirlv-K«'v«'ii Yi'iirx 



Another evidence of the increawinK 
age of the college and the passinj? of 
time will come next June with the 
retirement of John K. Ostrander, 
Professor of Mathematics and ('ivil 
Kngineering and head of that depart- 
ment. Professor Ostrander, who will 
soon begin liis last semester of teach- 
ing, has been a familiar figure at the 
college for many years, and is known 
to all faculty members, undergradu- 
ates, and alumni. 

Many students will remember him 
only as the genial instructor who gave 
courses in surveying, roads and rail- 
roads, and other engineering subjects. 
However, he has not always taught 
only the engineering courses at the 
college. When he first came here, in 
1897, he instructed a class of four 
students in calculus. 

Professor Ostrander has served under 
four presidents, Henry Hill (loodell, 
Kenyon L. Butterfield, Roscoe Thatch- 
er, and Hugh P. Baker, and two acting 
presidents, William P. Brooks, and 
K. M. Lewis. Of these he holds (lood- 
ell and Baker in particularly high 
opinion, according to a recent inter- 
view granted a Collegian reporter. 
President (Joodell's aims for the 
college are being carried forward under 
the present executive, in his opinion. 
Always a strong advocate of a 
State college. Professor Ostrander 
feels that the change of name was one 
of the most significant events of his 
long term of service here. It is his 
opinion that it will be of great help 
in the future progress of the institu- 
tion. "This college is going to grow 
at a rate faster than you think," was 
his statement. 

Professor Ostrander has expressed 
himself on a numlier of occasions as 
an advocate of good scholarship and 
high standards. He favors a limited 
enrollment at the college, with com- 
petitive examinations as the only 
entrance requirement. This limited 
enrollment would immediately so raise 
the standards